XFM The Ricky Gervais Show Special One Off Podcast - Did I tell you about the immune system?

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  • @catherineroberts5078
    @catherineroberts5078 4 роки тому +292

    In the mean time of listening to these podcasts I've had 3 relationships, a child who is now 7 , 5 different houses, From college to a 30 year old. I have never once got bored.

    • @saddamhussein8489
      @saddamhussein8489 3 роки тому +51

      is the child going backwards in age or forwards?

    • @leerice5867
      @leerice5867 3 роки тому +77

      Is this you or you as a worm?

    • @JamesHoffa1
      @JamesHoffa1 2 роки тому

      WHAT A SKANK

    • @sarahward3522
      @sarahward3522 2 роки тому +2

      Me too! Except two kids haha

    • @zero1101
      @zero1101 2 роки тому +5

      I've never wore it since.

  • @shaunmcnally3064
    @shaunmcnally3064 7 років тому +202

    I really hope Karl Ricky and Steve do understand that these podcasts were of worth...they genuinely do cure depression, albeit for an hour, but that hour you can just listen, laugh, forget maybe some of the worries and stresses of your life.

    • @felixc3719
      @felixc3719 5 років тому +11

      You're so right

    • @WollongongWacko
      @WollongongWacko 5 років тому +8

      Amen, I concur

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 роки тому +6

      reminds me of one of the podcasts where Ricky asks Karl what he thinks of soldiers overseas listening to their stuff as comfort. Ricky understands. Karl? meh. He never even realised why people thought he was funny.

    • @sirloin7633
      @sirloin7633 3 роки тому

      Shut up with your depression...nobody cares.

    • @evoke97
      @evoke97 3 роки тому +3

      @@sirloin7633 i do mate

  • @that_colorado_cement2010
    @that_colorado_cement2010 9 років тому +175

    23:31 "The bid lin.... the lid bin...the bin lid...yeah." Hahaha I was crying,had to listen to it a few times.

    • @PrinceToHisPeople
      @PrinceToHisPeople 8 років тому +21

      I was listening to this on the street
      was walking past some one at this point and burst out laughing
      got the dirtiest look ever

    • @felixc3719
      @felixc3719 5 років тому +6

      It's my favourite moment of all the podcasts and I've heard every one a dozen times lol

    • @scoobydoo1093
      @scoobydoo1093 4 роки тому +1

      Best. Sentence. Ever.

    • @gautierh2486
      @gautierh2486 4 роки тому

      I can’t believe it’s his first language😂

    • @sirloin7633
      @sirloin7633 3 роки тому +3

      The bid lin. Het dil pli. Lip eth nib.

  • @1interesting2
    @1interesting2 8 років тому +334

    Man Moth should be uppered

    • @hannahblencowe8399
      @hannahblencowe8399 8 років тому +12

      Hahaha yes!

    • @joefangers8228
      @joefangers8228 7 років тому +20

      TheEndsOfInvention TheGreyArea They were thinking of uppering him but then they found out he wasn't properly.

    • @mistervanderveer
      @mistervanderveer 7 років тому +16

      If only he wasn't.. demickey.

    • @matthewbowen517
      @matthewbowen517 5 років тому +2

      @@joefangers8228 I heard he was caught rummanging around

    • @davidstirrat8815
      @davidstirrat8815 5 років тому +2

      Man moth is dickie anders in disguise

  • @Peskyjooba
    @Peskyjooba 3 роки тому +5

    Since I was 15 years old (had to download the shows off pirate bay) I’ve been listening to these brilliantly stupid shows - I’ve had 6 relationships, 4 jobs, lived in 2 different countries and this is still number 1 for me. Always come back nearly every day to just drift away into nonsense land. I’m 28 and I will continue to listen to these for the rest of my life

  • @Crinkle65
    @Crinkle65 8 років тому +75

    This is the most astonishing hour of stupidity ever. It's unbelievable. It's great.

  • @rumbleshakes
    @rumbleshakes 9 років тому +27

    My favorite sounds are meat cooking/fire, feint sirens/train, the rain, and Karl's voice.

    • @scoobydoo1093
      @scoobydoo1093 4 роки тому +1

      Faint

    • @termeownator
      @termeownator 4 роки тому

      @@scoobydoo1093 nah, sirens intended to trick people

    • @capnhawkins
      @capnhawkins 10 місяців тому +1

      A siren is a scary noise though, I'd prefer the sound of a giant chicken

  • @kevinflemming1982
    @kevinflemming1982 8 років тому +38

    I wish they made a nature programme with Karl as the narrator lol.

    • @tom-du2tq
      @tom-du2tq 8 років тому +9

      Kevin Flemming called, do we need these?

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata 8 років тому +73

    the bid lid the lid bin the bin lid

  • @Christophee1987
    @Christophee1987 7 років тому +50

    I love how Karl thinks a blind person might be given working eyes in the afterlife, but someone who's donated their eyes after death is destined to be a blind ghost. Wonderful logic.

  • @user-ti4xw3qe7f
    @user-ti4xw3qe7f 8 років тому +53

    The wasabi-incident always gets me! "I thought it was a mushy pea."
    Haha!

  • @sawrirocks
    @sawrirocks 4 роки тому +1

    This was the first one I had heard and I can't believe now I've heard every single one. Omg. It's been yearsss

  • @mattatatat
    @mattatatat 5 років тому +9

    Brilliant, just finished listening through all of them from the beginning - and its been my best few months of work ever, sat there listening to this while working, laughing my arse off - just wanted to say a big thanks for doing what you did.

  •  9 років тому +50

    I love how Karl saying "wot 'append woz.." means we will hear a pure string of utter bollocks xD

  • @craigmcmillan7401
    @craigmcmillan7401 6 років тому +27

    working 8am-8pm stuffing socks into a rubber bag...makes me choke with laughter every time.

    • @highnoon7097
      @highnoon7097 2 роки тому +1

      I'm glad you're enjoying the podcast love but will you stop going on about the fucking sockssss - we're on holiday

  • @jazzykoenig
    @jazzykoenig 9 років тому +60

    The fly afterlife theory is one of the craziest things ever to come out of Karl's mouth

    • @DunkeysLongLostSon
      @DunkeysLongLostSon 9 років тому +2

      jazzykoenig And that's saying something.

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 8 років тому +12

      That and the 'problem hole' theory are pretty mental alright...

    • @kinganimal3075
      @kinganimal3075 8 років тому +8

      What about the kid giving birth to an old lady?

    • @jeffreymark475
      @jeffreymark475 7 років тому +9

      The monkey news that was an April fools joke and Karl says "so your saying the monkey knew it was April fools" was the craziest to me

    • @maldegaar
      @maldegaar 6 років тому +2

      The plant shaking is more mental

  • @HappyG9476
    @HappyG9476 8 років тому +207

    People don't realise how much funnier Ricky makes Karl

    • @janpec10
      @janpec10 7 років тому +21

      By exagurating anything that Karl says and emidently putting cartoony effect on situation, it works brilliantly, and one of main reasons why episodes were so easily to be animated as "cartoon".

    • @Crinkle65
      @Crinkle65 6 років тому +4

      Exactly. It’s the key to it all.

    • @jossies451
      @jossies451 6 років тому +27

      I guess that's true. But I was first introduced to Karl through An Idiot Abroad and he was hilarious even without Ricky. I could even argue he was funnier without Ricky cause atleast he got a chance to finish a thought without being interrupted.

    • @ganjaericco
      @ganjaericco 5 років тому +12

      @@jossies451 In an idiot abroad Ricky and Steve put him in those situations to bring these reactions out of him.
      IMO, An Idiot Abroad was much funnier than Moaning of Life. Though, Moaning of Life was funny. Karl is naturally funny.

    • @mickytaylor2879
      @mickytaylor2879 5 років тому

      @jonah gould
      .... Yes I do !!

  • @Anamilkk
    @Anamilkk 8 років тому +11

    rickys voices are incredible, my favourite will probably always be the lock ness monster though, ooh you big monster you

    • @Milan_Smidt
      @Milan_Smidt 7 років тому +3

      the Brixton dragon.. -....ah i see what you mean..

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 5 років тому +1

      My favorite is Mancula or Manc Drac if you prefer.

    • @olliel6483
      @olliel6483 5 років тому +3

      Not true baaabehhh

    • @tommyshelby5904
      @tommyshelby5904 4 роки тому +1

      I like the jailer "what is it?"

  • @TheMrFlitz
    @TheMrFlitz 5 років тому +23

    Karl thinks he's not doing anything of any worth?
    He's a human antidepressant!

  • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
    @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому +12

    "It felt like me 'ead was caving in"!!!!!! x

  • @pinkarey_
    @pinkarey_ 4 роки тому +3

    Any man moth video gets a 10/1 like to dislike ratio? Why? This is genius. Plus this episode alone is for me the single greatest podcast they’ve ever done

  • @matthewbowen517
    @matthewbowen517 5 років тому +9

    "As me, or as a worm?"

  • @Lamedvavnik
    @Lamedvavnik 9 років тому +35

    Bid lin.... Lid bin... Bin lid! PAHAHAHAA I was crying at that bit. It reminds me of another episode where karl talks about a man falling out of a plane and he can't say high up enough

    • @nasirchoudhury2012
      @nasirchoudhury2012 8 років тому +8

      Is that the name of a place, high up enough?

    • @kinganimal3075
      @kinganimal3075 8 років тому +8

      Is that near the province in Russia _Tattoostan_?

    • @kaigordon4455
      @kaigordon4455 8 років тому +3

      it we highen up...it were high nough... it were highupenuff 😂😂😂

    • @HopeVJustice
      @HopeVJustice 8 років тому +1

      Haha oh yeh forgot about that!

    • @LittleLiamful
      @LittleLiamful 7 років тому

      What episode?

  • @lewisdennington4959
    @lewisdennington4959 9 років тому +31

    this robin's goin' about wreckin' lives

  • @mrbacon2267
    @mrbacon2267 Рік тому

    Why are we not starting a petition for them to make more. They have to look at these comments, and realise what help they are doing for people. Come On Ricky. !!!!

  • @HopeVJustice
    @HopeVJustice 8 років тому +9

    "Well that's when it'd be best not to have your eyes, wouldn't it..."
    "...I'd walk sideways so nobody would sort of tell the difference..."
    "Right, I'm in for the night now! Where's me slipper?"

  • @jessewilson262
    @jessewilson262 Рік тому

    One of my favorites right here

  • @oro7114
    @oro7114 9 років тому +34

    Its not often somthing makes me laugh as much as that fucking plant story

  • @mistervanderveer
    @mistervanderveer 7 років тому +7

    *I don't believe it HE'S GONE AND WRITTEN IT DOWN CNTT*

  • @vinoandretti
    @vinoandretti 8 років тому +27

    Suddenly, a plant grasses you up... Legendary...

    • @Milan_Smidt
      @Milan_Smidt 7 років тому

      He wasn't expecting that

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 роки тому

      You'd just admit your crime. Either a plant, or Columbo. You don't try to run and escape, or fight, you just accept your fate. And explain exáctly how you did it :P

  • @drphwoar
    @drphwoar 6 років тому +4

    my favourite is when Steve is reading the bit about Karl asking about the immune system.

  • @braindeadbogan9272
    @braindeadbogan9272 6 років тому +9

    Now,
    the bid lin
    the lid bin
    the bin lid
    ye..

  • @zedooncadhz
    @zedooncadhz 9 років тому +1

    A noise I love would be a bongo, bloody love a good bongo.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 9 місяців тому +1

    39:27 Karl to Suzanne before he spoke to the Italian fireman at the door.

  • @jossies451
    @jossies451 6 років тому +3

    There was this one time when I was babysitting 4 month old nephew who was fast asleep and I was thinking about this conversation about waking up to the sound of a baby laughing and literally as I finished my thought I heard my nephew laughing. It was one of the weirdest and creepiest experiences in my life.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 роки тому

      I've seen a couple of videos where kids just instantly wake up after being put to bed and start chatting away to each other. Must be creepy as shit if you don't know they do stuff like that.

  • @dimed2338
    @dimed2338 4 роки тому +1

    The immune system scenario is perfect for this title...what made it more funny is that Steve corpsed at trying to read it 🤣😂

  • @xFatBoySlimm
    @xFatBoySlimm 7 років тому +15

    karl is so right about putting shoes on when going to the shops. ricky and steve actually think leaving the house in slippers is acceptable wow

  • @elliot7110
    @elliot7110 10 років тому +13

    Thanks for the upload.

    • @Exoamylase
      @Exoamylase 10 років тому

      np

    • @TreeBeardNero
      @TreeBeardNero 9 років тому

      No problem man, glad to help.

    • @gibbs7444
      @gibbs7444 9 років тому

      +. Nero Why are you saying no problem

    • @gibbs7444
      @gibbs7444 9 років тому

      +Phatlip why are you saying np

  • @owenrichardson5213
    @owenrichardson5213 2 роки тому

    Bad jobs... Best ever conversation! Packing socks in a rubber bag!

  • @omnideux1107
    @omnideux1107 9 років тому +26

    Listen to this on 0.50 speed guys. It makes it 10x funnier than what it normally is xD

    • @ValkyrieDaisy95
      @ValkyrieDaisy95 9 років тому +5

      I is illiterate Change it to 2... my sides hurt so much from laughing x'D!!

    • @CrossAunt
      @CrossAunt 9 років тому +4

      +I is illiterate Oh my god! They sound high.

    • @UnHellTowers
      @UnHellTowers 9 років тому +2

      how do you change the speed? im on my phone..

    • @UnHellTowers
      @UnHellTowers 9 років тому +1

      *****​ ohhhh ok. Thanks.

    • @zakparker5272
      @zakparker5272 9 років тому

      +I is illiterate haha they sound drunk

  • @MinaF99
    @MinaF99 8 років тому +31

    Give 'em some of that ku-sabi

  • @jagonchichon590
    @jagonchichon590 Рік тому

    Comparing these to the edited versions produced by the Guardian illustrates why creativity should not and cannot be controlled.. it dilutes the genius

  • @VickyVicky-di2kl
    @VickyVicky-di2kl 9 років тому +6

    33:55- put your clothes in a bin bag! Lol

  • @georgeharris941
    @georgeharris941 3 роки тому +5

    47:39, basically Karl accurately predicts the future

  • @stillbyyourhands
    @stillbyyourhands 3 роки тому

    They were doing something of great worth IMHO.

  • @betweenmyselfandothers2534
    @betweenmyselfandothers2534 5 років тому +3

    The long and winding comedic buildup to the point where Karl is finally asked the next question and answers “uh as me or as a worrm” LOLOLOL. Also his view on life when the worm is (spoiler alert) eaten.. He makes such a good point. The man really is a wordsmith. And I am no baby, but I wonder if people in my house find it terrifying to hear me laughing at 4:30 AM

  • @craftycraff7938
    @craftycraff7938 4 роки тому +5

    25:05 one of the best Karl rants.

  • @marcuscastle
    @marcuscastle Рік тому +1

    Karl's 'sock packing' scenario where he instantly forgets the time he said his shift finishes kills me every time I hear it 😂

  • @reallystraightguy2716
    @reallystraightguy2716 Рік тому +1

    1:00:25 This is the part everyone is waiting to hear.

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85 8 років тому +5

    I know....you were packing f****** socks...let's not talk about it for a week! Lmao 😂😂

  • @re20bt
    @re20bt 4 роки тому +1

    The flower story is legendary

  • @craigpatterson3203
    @craigpatterson3203 Рік тому

    Ah man, when the flower story starts I’m already starting to laugh 😂

  • @OnlyElbo
    @OnlyElbo 6 років тому +4

    4:31 - Savage from Steve 😂

  • @christianviola1712
    @christianviola1712 2 роки тому +1

    These Podcasts get me through Pharmacy School

  • @lewisdennington4959
    @lewisdennington4959 9 років тому +10

    Favourite parts:
    Changin' a lung n that
    uppered, go away you, leave the door you
    you just pop out.. 'ows that 'appened?
    Ahh Forget it! (classic pilkington)
    bid lin, lid bin... the bin lid?
    if he (GOD) owns the place, i can't imagine him being on the door

  • @congresstart5616
    @congresstart5616 4 роки тому +2

    The sock packing anedote is so funny

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 7 років тому +8

    Karl is talking some serious twaddle in this one mate

  • @dshishod
    @dshishod 4 роки тому +1

    help me through CoVid19 you 3 beautiful horsemen👍🏽👍🏽

  • @GoWithDannyMo
    @GoWithDannyMo 8 років тому +8

    Have I told you about the immune system?

  • @sgtpeterson3719
    @sgtpeterson3719 3 роки тому +4

    59:30
    The immune system

  • @thvtsydneylyf3th077
    @thvtsydneylyf3th077 2 роки тому

    Hahahaha Ricky’s so funny when he goes ‘’ you cnt why did you sleep with her!!?!’ looool yes it is lovely in the park

  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 років тому +2

    34:00 I love the idea of Karl's ghost having underpant marks:.)

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 5 років тому +3

    If you have down-voted this by accident, please correct the mistake else you will be added to the watch list of people who are to be deported to a small island where the only inhabitants are former contestants on Big Brother, mouth breathers and people who thought the Jackass movies were award-winning.
    Everyone fights to the death using their IQ and a bunch of wilted daisies, for our amusement.
    Thank you, and best of luck to those that don't find this of any humorous merit.

  • @mackabeats
    @mackabeats 2 роки тому +1

    Many people who are totally blind regularly have to go without a good night's sleep because of disruptions to their circadian rhythms

  • @ClingFilmSpecialist
    @ClingFilmSpecialist 2 роки тому

    “Now the, the bid lin…the lid bin…the bin lid”

  • @custardcreams92
    @custardcreams92 2 роки тому

    23:30
    the bid lin, the lid bin, the bin lid, yeah

  • @tymespensioners
    @tymespensioners 8 років тому +10

    Lundun does me ed in.....Sumint for im to do in it...... Talkin abou God.......I want Karl for a brother.

  • @Htiler
    @Htiler Рік тому

    The bid lin... too funny

  • @RavaRiley
    @RavaRiley 9 років тому +4

    PLAY A RECORD !!!!!!!

  • @UNNOIN
    @UNNOIN 7 років тому

    23:20 "Bid lin... the lid bin... the bin lid! Yep..."

  • @nickyfinicky9257
    @nickyfinicky9257 Рік тому +2

    @54:20 - told Suzanne we'd speak to aliens by 2025...................well well well.......is this yet another thing Karl will be right about?

  • @attaboyazza7022
    @attaboyazza7022 6 років тому +4

    Carl's world is like a Rold Dahl novel.

  • @andrewhadden133
    @andrewhadden133 9 років тому +2

    give me ya fukin wallet !!! hahahahaha

  • @1035pm
    @1035pm 4 роки тому

    It’s 2020 the germs are everywhere!!!
    Did Karl predict the Coof?

  • @SummerBayJournal
    @SummerBayJournal 5 років тому

    -You can pop out and get the paper and milk in your slippers can't you? Without any harm done?
    -No.
    -....... oh. Apparently not.

  • @jiggy57
    @jiggy57 Рік тому

    Karl having a spiritual awakening 16:00

  • @DavidJones-wr6tx
    @DavidJones-wr6tx 9 років тому +17

    KP for prime minister

  • @McKayonaise
    @McKayonaise 8 років тому

    23:10 Flieeeees hahahahaha

  • @delCorteh
    @delCorteh 8 років тому

    Lmaooo, when Karl has a go at God
    I think that is Peak Pilkington
    His mind questions everything
    And that is a beautiful thing
    HAHAHAHA

  • @timblake1989
    @timblake1989 6 років тому +1

    is this a special one off podcast they did together or a mash up of best bits? I'm sure I've heard the bird eating a worm story but with Ricky shouting at Karl saying he'd interfere with that but not with Rosa Parks on the bus

  • @isaiahjacob6345
    @isaiahjacob6345 5 років тому +7

    According to Karl we’ll be choking on giant germs floating around in the air next year 😳🤢🤮

  • @slayskool777
    @slayskool777 2 роки тому +2

    There's about 10 Karl channels that all play the same shows over and over.

  • @jamesg6375
    @jamesg6375 2 роки тому +3

    Did Karl predict Covid at 47:39?!

  • @johnhill2176
    @johnhill2176 8 років тому +1

    I'm struggling to find the podcast/show where they discuss musical corps in the Army and Karl says "Put her at the front" when Ricky brings up Susan Boyle. Any ideas?

    • @kneale08
      @kneale08 7 років тому +2

      It's towards the end of the world cup podcast.

    • @johnhill2176
      @johnhill2176 7 років тому

      Cheers mate 👍

  • @77willnot
    @77willnot 3 місяці тому

    Have to agree with Karl about slippers.

  • @olliebrock5070
    @olliebrock5070 6 років тому +1

    Its true about worms coming up when it rains, birds imitate rain to make worms come out as food by tapping their feet on the grass. Fact.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 4 роки тому +1

      everybody knows that. Even as kids we used that to gather worms for fishing. That isn't in dispute. The issue Ricky had with it was that worms don't come up because they wonder who's at the fucking door. It's instinct, preprogrammed.

  • @tez4792
    @tez4792 7 років тому

    The bid lin. The lid bin. The lin bid. The bin lid.

  • @oliverheley163
    @oliverheley163 6 років тому +5

    Is stephen even that weird looking? I always think it's strange how much his appearance is commented on

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, he is. Extremely lanky and goggle-eyed

  • @robinmccready
    @robinmccready 7 років тому +1

    what was this podcast for?

  • @congresstart5616
    @congresstart5616 4 роки тому +1

    Packing socks in a rubber bag

  • @sgtpeterson3719
    @sgtpeterson3719 3 роки тому

    40:00
    Ricky’s garden

  • @Baloncesto85
    @Baloncesto85 2 місяці тому

    GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET !!😂

  • @ratman1
    @ratman1 4 роки тому +2

    Karl’s prediction for 2020 was not far from the truth. Just smaller size germs.

  • @pushthetempo2
    @pushthetempo2 8 років тому +1

    Alternative title: this flower solved a crime

  • @petitmeowmeow
    @petitmeowmeow 8 років тому +1

    "Not now..."

  • @akayakayz
    @akayakayz 9 років тому +9

    23:31

  • @hankochai
    @hankochai 3 роки тому

    “As me or a worm?”

  • @perikleshistory
    @perikleshistory Рік тому

    Karl is fluent in newspeak

  • @sarahcotton-vb3de
    @sarahcotton-vb3de 5 місяців тому +1

    2024 anyone?

  • @bluebull399
    @bluebull399 4 роки тому +3

    Steve is hilarious but Karl will never let him get away with the abuse Ricky gives. Steve being middle class doesn't get why, but anybody who grew up on an estate or village knows the reason. If I was Steve I would have defended Karl more often and fired more banter in Rickys direction. The reason of course is nobody wants to be bottom of the pile, that's akin to social leprosy.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      I think the power dynamic is the main factor here. Ricky is the most powerful of the 3, it is his show. Steve was given his break by Ricky and jabbed at Karl for Ricky's approval. Karl is the least powerful of the 3 and so was the butt of most of the abuse.