Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On Animals | Compilation, Wildlife Special

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  • @nichanson
    @nichanson 4 роки тому +23

    The trio always makes me laugh. Very good combination.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Рік тому +2

    30:08 TOTAL CONJECTURE. Where does he get the confidence to just assert things like this?! I both love and hate it.

  • @stevenraposo4830
    @stevenraposo4830 4 роки тому +38

    When I listen to this man and he's train of thought all I can say is wow His thought process and his logic is amazing LOL😂😂😂😂

    • @JankyJankProductions
      @JankyJankProductions 4 роки тому +4

      Karl is a legend I love his brain

    • @franreynolds7375
      @franreynolds7375 3 роки тому

      @@JankyJankProductions HH h re

    • @joachim595
      @joachim595 2 роки тому

      The more I listen to these recordings my view on Ricky goes grimmer and grimmer. He’s a twat.

    • @francisco13macedo
      @francisco13macedo 7 місяців тому +1

      PORTUGAL ✊️

  • @melissastorn
    @melissastorn 4 роки тому +27

    44:33 I almost feel bad for Steve when they start chirping him about his eyes 😅👀

    • @FarewellFix
      @FarewellFix 4 роки тому +7

      Don't lol. He gives it to Karl just as much, only difference is Karl doesn't care, steve is sensitive ;)

    • @melissastorn
      @melissastorn 4 роки тому +4

      FarewellFix that’s why I said ‘almost’ :) Steve can always dish it out but can’t take it! Lol

    • @iknowyoureright8564
      @iknowyoureright8564 4 роки тому +2

      @@melissastorn You have a really cute smile. ☺️ have a lovely day......night.

    • @anonymouse4138
      @anonymouse4138 Рік тому +2

      Ask his 40 million dollars if he feels bad.

  • @livmiller1991
    @livmiller1991 2 роки тому +9

    43:09 THE ELUSIVE KARL LAUGH!! guys it’s like the unicorn of rickycarlsteve content. An actual full chuckle. Guys… Wow.

  • @watcher8008
    @watcher8008 Рік тому +2

    @ 7mins that is definitely Ricky the snail specialist

  • @dcdc9939
    @dcdc9939 4 роки тому +9

    legend mate 🙌

  • @WorLadCiz
    @WorLadCiz 2 роки тому +16

    Questioning of the experts is pure genius, Karl getting frustrated as the experts don’t agree with him.

  • @The8Music8Guy
    @The8Music8Guy 2 роки тому +5

    First guy on the phone feels like it’s 2 Kyle’s talking haha

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 Рік тому +1

    Slim Juice & Peacock feathers... & people like the OWL head.. i must of heard it over a dozen time, its still so funny

  • @BrandaBrand-fp5cj
    @BrandaBrand-fp5cj Рік тому +1

    Love it

  • @cykablyat7528
    @cykablyat7528 Рік тому +1

    30:54
    Jack was the pet and assistant of double leg amputee signalman James Wide, who worked for the Cape Town-Port Elizabeth Railway service. James "Jumper" Wide had been known for jumping between railcars until an accident where he fell and lost both of his legs at the knee. To assist in performing his duties, Wide purchased Jack in 1881, and trained him to push his wheelchair and to operate the railways signals under supervision.
    An official investigation was initiated after someone reported that a baboon was observed changing railway signals at Uitenhage near Port Elizabeth.
    After initial skepticism, the railway decided to officially employ Jack once his job competency was verified. He was paid twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer each week. It is widely reported that in his nine years of employment with the railway company, Jack never made a single mistake.
    Jack died of tuberculosis in 1890. His skull is in the collection of the Albany Museum in Grahamstown.
    (to quote wikipedia)

    • @GhostLeeds
      @GhostLeeds 3 місяці тому

      Awesome. Thanks for the knowledge.

  • @ImATrillionaire
    @ImATrillionaire 4 роки тому +12

    Ahaha deadly👌😎😂😂😂😂😂😂 we need some new podcasts between these 3men

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 4 роки тому +2

      I wish... sadly don’t think this trio will ever get together again

  • @TBATTIECYCLING
    @TBATTIECYCLING 8 місяців тому +1

    A beautiful mind

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 Рік тому

    15:48 I love her!

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 Рік тому +1

    Give it head of an OWL.... (cracks me up everytime)

  • @MrFatman1875
    @MrFatman1875 4 роки тому +13

    Sounds like Michael Owen is the octopus expert 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clebfelm4170
    @clebfelm4170 4 роки тому +9

    We really don’t need jellyfish... get rid of em

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea 2 роки тому +1

      They're not jelly and they're not fish.

  • @Stu81
    @Stu81 4 роки тому +15

    The snail guy Carl was talking to I think that was Ricky 🤔

    • @MrHenhen5
      @MrHenhen5 3 роки тому +1

      Does sound a bit like him haha

    • @samanthanutland3544
      @samanthanutland3544 10 місяців тому

      Definitely, the octopus guy was also Ricky, he even forgot to do the accent for a second in the middle 😂😂

  • @BoManton
    @BoManton 3 роки тому +12

    Do we need mosquitoes?

  • @shrimpflea
    @shrimpflea 2 роки тому +1

    I've been trying to get rid of snails and cockroaches for years....can't be done.

  • @GhostLeeds
    @GhostLeeds 3 місяці тому

    Monkeys from the rough bit 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver Рік тому +2

    My Dad grew up on a similar estate in the 70s. People that are politely called travellers were housed by the council. They parked the caravans outside and used the house as a barn. They burnt the front door as firewood.
    Karl is probably being coy on the subject cleverly

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy Рік тому

      Vermin. Leave 'em nowt.
      We absolutely do *not* need 'em.

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver Рік тому

      @@LifeOfRy I ain't havin a go

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy Рік тому

      @@TheNotthediver oh I definitely am 😂
      Different feelings, towards different… things.

  • @roberthardie4786
    @roberthardie4786 4 роки тому +3

    Protrude from the head at 1.6

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver Рік тому +1

    Body of a horse
    Head of an wolf
    Teeth of a shark
    Wings of an eagle
    Tail of a lizard
    Brain of a man
    On 6 giant legs like a spider but they're beefy horses legs

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      Spiders don't have 6 legs, play a record!

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver Рік тому +1

      @@AA-hg5fk he's done me

  • @gerrydelafino659
    @gerrydelafino659 Рік тому

    Karl funny

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 4 роки тому +6

    Keep safe everyone ❤️

  • @eyebrows3966
    @eyebrows3966 Рік тому

    31:14

  • @shoelesblondlady
    @shoelesblondlady 4 роки тому +5

    The deadliest animal would be a poison arrow frog mixed with an undersized panda. So cute u have to hold it... till you die

    • @sexmachina
      @sexmachina 3 роки тому

      Do you think Karl is a pot head too?

  • @gazf6163
    @gazf6163 5 місяців тому

    6 legs x 3 joints each equals 18 "knees".
    Karl's not wrong. He just explains himself or words things poorly.

  • @joelwileman5938
    @joelwileman5938 4 роки тому +2

    Night boys 🤙🤙🙏

  • @scoobydoo1093
    @scoobydoo1093 2 роки тому +2

    Goodnight mongs x

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Yeah... Mongs isn't really an ok term any more, it mocks people with Down syndrome.

    • @maxknight5593
      @maxknight5593 Рік тому

      @@AA-hg5fkoh shut up

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK 2 роки тому

    At no point...did a railway company...give a chimpanzee...the job of Signalman...

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 роки тому

    They did eat them lol

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 4 роки тому +1

    Animals. Do We Need 'Em? Get rid of it.

  • @emer67
    @emer67 11 місяців тому

    Do we need Scousers ?

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 роки тому

    Lol

  • @jyerichardsmusic4511
    @jyerichardsmusic4511 8 місяців тому

    8

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 4 роки тому +7

    Karls stupidity is only painful to us

  • @stephenjames1443
    @stephenjames1443 3 роки тому

    &

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 роки тому +14

    "Do we need'em?"
    Surely they are talking about left wing activists.....

    • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
      @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 4 роки тому +1

      @@singingsunflower9000 you just proven my point

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 роки тому +1

      @@pronemanoldbutyoung5548, 🤭

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 4 роки тому +9

      @@singingsunflower9000 Now, now, lads or girls or girl/lad, there's other places for that quarreling 😊. Here in the world of Pilkington it's for calm, serene, relaxing 🥰. #HaveAGoodNightsRest 💗

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 роки тому +1

      @James Cook, Not surprised its from someone named oldbutyoung with that view

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 4 роки тому

      @Ingested Media, its a certain type of person that would see themselves in that nickname, not just down to age, if you know what i mean

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that Karl thinks that having a printout of the ridiculous thing he just said constitutes some sort of actual evidence