there is and it's him at home during pandemic giving short video opinions on subjects and responding to questions he looks a little old now and he's promoting his new show
Forgotten how many times I've woken up with my headphones wire wrapped around my body & face after listening to karl nearly every night for the past 15 years!!!
A new upload! Might as well take this opportunity to thank you for your compilations. They have got me through a lot, especially over the past few months. 👍
I had a mushroom trip recently and Karl seemed to be the best thing to listen to. I couldn't even laugh properly, I just smiled like a Cheshire cat for ten hours....😁😁😁😁
@@benradford3703 its not like a virus that is transferred to surfaces through saliva ( Germs ) has had 90% of the world locked down for most of the year or anything ;)
3:15:00 Karl's describing augmented reality glasses and Ricky says "absolutely mental point, this would never work, absolutely one of the maddest things you've ever said". I wonder how many times Ricky has realised that Karl was right and that he sounded like a right twat for mocking him.
To be fair, if you listen to what Karl says it is farfetched. He says you can live in a field and put some glasses on that show the real surroundings as an urban ghetto with graffiti on the walls, and you could live life that way. Also it is not that he has ideas, he read all that stuff from magazines and misunderstood them. Ricky exaggerates in the reaction because he knows Karl lives in a dream world and misunderstands things and takes them as truth (Man-moth, half men half biscuit, lady that grows backwards and has a seed that sprouts into a child) . Like when he (Karl) was shown an art picture where they build glasses for a fly to prove advancements in micro design and he said "they are making glasses for flies (correct) and thats stupid because flies only live a day and its pointless", missing the point completely. Used to think Ricky was too harsh, but that is why Karl is a successful person right now, that dynamic was purposefully created, and also, if you listen to the 3rd season onwards of the podcast (which im sure you did) Karl was getting really up there with the nonsense ideas. A monkey in a lab put lipstick on and passed as a scientist and escaped, a monkey typed fluently on a chat room on April 1st, Noah managed to get the animals for the ark because he was floating over a zoo... Ricky "mocking" him, let's not forget, took Karl to the spotlight and the dude now has been a part of radio, podcasting, documentary series, tv series and books! Ricky always said Karl was a genius, and admitted some of his ramblings had truths in them. Point is, the way Karl sees them, are indeed ridiculous and completely misunderstood.
The vast majority of what he says is correct he just struggles to articulate himself and Ricky is wildly arrogant and stubborn, I hope he’s embarrassed 😂 in the episode where Karl says he doesn’t like the idea of donating his eyes because cells hold memories, Ricky calls him all sorts of names and tells him how ridiculous he is, but cellular memory is 100% a thing. Karl is right often and Ricky doesn’t like that so feels the need to attack
Heard this years ago but still brings a huge smile to my face...Love Karl.Hes not mental he’s very smart.Steve and Ricky must be eating their words now.
He thinks a chimpanzee single handedly launched and flew a rocket to the moon and back, then could never get that high again so it killed itself. Yes you're right he's very wise.
3:22:10 Honestly he is so quick sometimes with his jokes hahahahaha! Elephants don't forget so Elephant Woman wont forget if you ever say something bad to her hahahahaha! Brilliant! xD
“Old cold, belly badness.” On a serious note, I myself had a chronic problem with kidney stones. The first time I heard that part, I had just had a couple surgeries to deal with them bringing my total to 12 surgeries in 6 years. I laughed until tears streamed down my face. Karl is a treasure unlike any other.
Ant Price dude I’ve had them at the size of the end of your thumb. I had tubes coming out of my back connected to 2 bags strapped to my legs to drain piss and blood. It’s miserable man. Take care of yours and don’t let it go like I did. Edit: I will say the very worst part was having stents removed without being put to sleep.
DJ A.D.S MUSIC crazy part is even before I ever heard this or knew Karl existed, I would strap ice packs and ziplock bags of ice to my abdomen when I had kidney stones. I even got frostbite before a surgery, and the doctors wouldn’t cut me because of the burned area.
That's so funny when I was a little kid and I had a stomach ache I would pull up my shirt and lay face down on the coffee table because the coldness would help my stomach ache for whatever reason. So they can talk shit all they want but it works!!
21:15 that’s crazy karl came up with both the ideas for that black mirror episode and ricky and steve laughed at him. seriously this is one of those cases where if newton said this idea, ricky and steve would be like “hmm interesting.”
Don't delude yourself, Karl is a smart man but you do realise this is comedy. Absorbing knowledge from intelligent/rational people is good, absorbing knowledge from flatearthers, antivaxers or conspiracy theorists is straight up insanity!
@@furious32ninja people like you never learn do you? So sad. You do know that there are highly reputable doctors who warn against certain vaccines, right? They also warn about inoculating children with the massive cocktails that are used these days. Many times they cause too much of an autoimmune response, and indeed leads to autism due to extreme inflammation of the brain (in many cases of autism). Even though these doctors do not say that vaccines are necessarily a bad thing, they are still dismissed and censored as antivaxxers. This is the problem with hot button words such as antivaxxers. It causes normally reasonable people to automatically dismiss very legitimate claims merely because of the implications of the attached label. This principle is also how magicians and con men have had successful careers for centuries. They take advantage of assumption.
@@pLaIrVaIdNoGx you really need to start educating yourself. Here read this for starters www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html follow the links to reports and scientific evidence and then come back with your scientific evidence proving that vaccinations are harmful.
@@pLaIrVaIdNoGx this article puts antivaxxers to shame, why as a parent would you ever risk the health of your child for lies and deception spread on the internet? www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122668/
Karl wasn't so daft with the impossible dream of a doctor being able to physically feel what their patients are feeling. Speak to those in extreme pain trying to get relief, speak to those with severe neurological conditions who are entirely neglected by the medical profession. If a doctor really felt that they wouldn't hesitate to give help while sadly in reality patients are left to die unnecessarily and in agony.
I know what he means with people being used to their pain etc and I agreed with him at first but if he’s talking hypothetically, with something that isn’t possible, why not just suggest a machine that displays all the problems with you on a screen, without the need of someone else feeling it💀
When he talks about the doctor that can feel what’s wrong with you because of a machine and Ricky and Steve just took the piss... then it’s almost like one of the subplots in Black Mirror Season 4 Episode 6 “Black Museum” 😂
I agree with Karl with regards to technology. I used to be able to remember friends' and family's phone numbers, addresses and birthdays. Now my mobile has all that information stored for me. Have I reused the storage in my brain, which has been freed up, for storing other important information? Have I buggery! It's now full of useless crap from the TV and Internet. I have become lazy.
The reason they used to drill holes in their head is to release pressure built up in the skull. It's like having a constant migrain, apparently some surgeon did it on himself with the help of some nurses and didn't die and it worked
thought this was new. It isn't. It's great, and there's even an animated version somewhere out there on the internet that's even better, but if you came here looking for Karl's insight into this covid nonsense, you won't find it, sadly.
@@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 im sure you dont have to log in to face book to view facebook.. maybe you do.. the facebook page links to youtube though.. so heres something.. ua-cam.com/video/VyBkXnH47sg/v-deo.html
If Karl did a daily broadcast on the pandemic, I'd forget all other media and just follow him. Man's a genius.
have you been watching bald mancs channel?
@@erasamus1057 There should be one, with that title, and all the presenters would be bald mancs. Unmissable.
there is and it's him at home during pandemic giving short video opinions on subjects and responding to questions he looks a little old now and he's promoting his new show
make sure you go to "bald manc" and not "the bald manc" not sure that it's actually him but it seems like it is
@@erasamus1057 defo him, there are videos of him doing it
He's so right, almost all the time; but he's so bad at explaining himself. I love this man, have done for years. What a legend.
Absolutely correct. For instance, I have never heard of a sloth getting the flu
I literally just heard of Karl today. He is now my favorite person. Amazing!
Been listening to Karl for years.....still a joy!
Forgotten how many times I've woken up with my headphones wire wrapped around my body & face after listening to karl nearly every night for the past 15 years!!!
Ha ha. Can relate to that. Found out that the cheap ones don’t last
We're all in the same boat. Love Mr Karl Dilkington.
Deli meat tree.
A new upload! Might as well take this opportunity to thank you for your compilations. They have got me through a lot, especially over the past few months. 👍
Dear Mr Dilkington, You always brighten my day. Cheers, Maria From America ❤️😄❤️😄❤️
If suzanne's not in the bed, he can't sleep aww
Or eat...
Nice
if suzanne's not in the bath he can't eat oranges
I want to sleep in my bed...
These podcasts are so replemishing
they are my favourite foodage
"What is it then?"
But that's not on the radio, that's on the TV.
I'm always rummanging for the best clips.
Stored in tubberware
You can't fall asleep listening to Karl, he keeps you awake listening for the next karlism.
You can’t fall asleep listening to Karl because of Ricky’s banshee laughter waiting around every corner. 😂😂
I had a mushroom trip recently and Karl seemed to be the best thing to listen to. I couldn't even laugh properly, I just smiled like a Cheshire cat for ten hours....😁😁😁😁
@@bubblezovlove7213
Legend
You gotta try, otherwise you'll never feel replemished
Karl, our modern day philosopher
Pretty telling, innit?
Scruffy Sandra invented social distancing
😂
You invented social distancing; mate, if anyone did...
@@itsMrNoble How do you know fouldsey
Lol when fauci first started speaking on TV I said to my buddy he was endorsing the scruffy Sandra method!!.... he was confused
I know what Karl means @20:35, I will be 37 this year and sometimes I don’t know if I’m alright, or feel right?
This must be the greatest prostate cancer awearness campaign ever
' I reckon by 2020 the germs will be so big we'll be able to see them' ..... You've gotta give it to him he was close
are you about to tell me that microorganisms are still small
Yes otherwise they woudnt be MICRO organism
I know
@@benradford3703 its not like a virus that is transferred to surfaces through saliva ( Germs ) has had 90% of the world locked down for most of the year or anything ;)
right that's it this is my last show I'm done
3:15:00 Karl's describing augmented reality glasses and Ricky says "absolutely mental point, this would never work, absolutely one of the maddest things you've ever said". I wonder how many times Ricky has realised that Karl was right and that he sounded like a right twat for mocking him.
To be fair, if you listen to what Karl says it is farfetched. He says you can live in a field and put some glasses on that show the real surroundings as an urban ghetto with graffiti on the walls, and you could live life that way. Also it is not that he has ideas, he read all that stuff from magazines and misunderstood them. Ricky exaggerates in the reaction because he knows Karl lives in a dream world and misunderstands things and takes them as truth (Man-moth, half men half biscuit, lady that grows backwards and has a seed that sprouts into a child) . Like when he (Karl) was shown an art picture where they build glasses for a fly to prove advancements in micro design and he said "they are making glasses for flies (correct) and thats stupid because flies only live a day and its pointless", missing the point completely.
Used to think Ricky was too harsh, but that is why Karl is a successful person right now, that dynamic was purposefully created, and also, if you listen to the 3rd season onwards of the podcast (which im sure you did) Karl was getting really up there with the nonsense ideas. A monkey in a lab put lipstick on and passed as a scientist and escaped, a monkey typed fluently on a chat room on April 1st, Noah managed to get the animals for the ark because he was floating over a zoo...
Ricky "mocking" him, let's not forget, took Karl to the spotlight and the dude now has been a part of radio, podcasting, documentary series, tv series and books! Ricky always said Karl was a genius, and admitted some of his ramblings had truths in them. Point is, the way Karl sees them, are indeed ridiculous and completely misunderstood.
The vast majority of what he says is correct he just struggles to articulate himself and Ricky is wildly arrogant and stubborn, I hope he’s embarrassed 😂 in the episode where Karl says he doesn’t like the idea of donating his eyes because cells hold memories, Ricky calls him all sorts of names and tells him how ridiculous he is, but cellular memory is 100% a thing. Karl is right often and Ricky doesn’t like that so feels the need to attack
@@ayaku2253
Fair play dude! Well said 🎉
You haven't quite grasped the essense of British humour.
@@lennypersonalized British humour doesn’t equal narcissistic drivel 😂 I find Karl hilarious, but Ricky insufferable
So funny when Karl goes in on Steve and Ricky calls it out every time egging him on 😆
"I had a vision of that Chinese flu"
Is Karl a time traveller playing Ricky and Steve all along.
Please tell me this is true!!! Did he actually say that?! When? What’s the time mark?
@@georgie535SARS was knocking about back then
@@georgie535SARS was knocking about back then
I seem to only have a 20 min attention span these days but I make an exception for these guys
😷 Boy do I hear you on the attention span!
I usually drift off mid sentence.
Ages since I heard this and I'm still in tears after five minutes. Gold! 🤣🤣🤣
Heard this years ago but still brings a huge smile to my face...Love Karl.Hes not mental he’s very smart.Steve and Ricky must be eating their words now.
"If your brain was in your foot, it would take ages for you to say anything." - Karl
There is 4 hours of evidence just in this vid that suggests otherwise
He thinks a chimpanzee single handedly launched and flew a rocket to the moon and back, then could never get that high again so it killed itself. Yes you're right he's very wise.
8:43
"i had a vision of that chinese flu, C..."
Karl what a visionaire!!
@MrMadManc Covid-19 hasn't tho
Weird. Right as I scrolled down and started reading this comment it was at the exact moment in the video where Karl started saying it.
Begins with c
You aren't that good at sing but neither can I.
Karl was the Nostridamus of the Kung Fu flu.
Old cold belly badness cures corona 👌
Karl is the funniest person that the UK has ever produced. He's definitely funnier than every comedian.
““If an idea isn’t daft, it isn’t worth thinking about” -Albert Einstein” -Karl Pilkington” 😆
Masterful nesting of quotation marks. --Ed.
Black Mirror pinched all of Karl’s best ideas, lol
Ricky stole more for his shows to be fair.
@@minners71 Hahahahah!
Literally!
@Nickwolf 40 did they do that? I've not seen it but if they did that I may watch it
Shame they couldn't get Clive Warren or Rebecca De mornay involved but yeah love Karls Black Mirror episodes.
3:22:10 Honestly he is so quick sometimes with his jokes hahahahaha! Elephants don't forget so Elephant Woman wont forget if you ever say something bad to her hahahahaha! Brilliant! xD
I love that Scruffy Sandra was the pioneer of social distancing as we know it...
Awww i thought this was a new one. Still cant bean a bit of carl pilkington to put you to sleep.lol
😷👍 Came here for Karl. Kind of fed up with Ricky. Night y'all!
“That not science that Pac-Man “, that got me 😂
I miss these podcasts pure comedy gold
Time and time again, Ricky interrupts Karl just to say with impatience "Go on".
I love how karl’s kind of discussing wittgenstein’s private language argument re: the doctor
Steve! Take over I’m going to flip out at this! I can feel it in my bones!!!
Right off the bat: “replemishing” 😂
not even a minute in and im wheezing
“Old cold, belly badness.” On a serious note, I myself had a chronic problem with kidney stones. The first time I heard that part, I had just had a couple surgeries to deal with them bringing my total to 12 surgeries in 6 years. I laughed until tears streamed down my face. Karl is a treasure unlike any other.
Meta Meta I pissed one of my stones out 😖hurt like fuck, got two more, ones 2cm I ain’t gonna piss that one out, I sympathise with you bud.
Ant Price dude I’ve had them at the size of the end of your thumb. I had tubes coming out of my back connected to 2 bags strapped to my legs to drain piss and blood. It’s miserable man. Take care of yours and don’t let it go like I did.
Edit: I will say the very worst part was having stents removed without being put to sleep.
Meta Meta Jeez wish you the best man, take care 💕🇬🇧
Ash trays are for Liver Damage!
DJ A.D.S MUSIC crazy part is even before I ever heard this or knew Karl existed, I would strap ice packs and ziplock bags of ice to my abdomen when I had kidney stones. I even got frostbite before a surgery, and the doctors wouldn’t cut me because of the burned area.
The fat baby bit at 2:39:40 is the hardest I've laughed in the last couple years.
6:57 onwards, Karl called the 'Rona. He even nailed the year.
The king.
It's called Covid-19....
Steven Kelby it’s called the rona in my house 🏠
@@aprilapril2 Yeah but Karl said 2020, corona started in 2019.
Karl’s really right wing. Sometimes frighteningly so.
..............I am listening to this and replemishing.
Thank you for the upload!!
Straight away ...Karl's talking makes perfect sense! Takes a real man to say that when your girls not beside you, you dont sleep properly 😂
45 seconds laughing out loud, never fails to have me in bits
Ha ha! Same here, exactly 45 seconds: 'replemishing'!!!
Lol never clicked faster to watch a video
9:00 I had a vison of that Chinese flu beginning with C 😬😳
If he could spell we would all be frightened of Toyotas and Hondas... As he meant SARs but spelt it CARs
9:36
That's so funny when I was a little kid and I had a stomach ache I would pull up my shirt and lay face down on the coffee table because the coldness would help my stomach ache for whatever reason. So they can talk shit all they want but it works!!
Karl is a gem.
0:39 “sloths never get a flu” 😂
Because that's when your body's replemishing
@pUSSYcREAM worth it on a 4 hour recording
(Sloathes)
What would you two be without that genius.?
A weekly podcast would be great! 😌👌🏻
21:15
that’s crazy karl came up with both the ideas for that black mirror episode and ricky and steve laughed at him. seriously this is one of those cases where if newton said this idea, ricky and steve would be like “hmm interesting.”
Scruffy Sandra invented social distancing.
1:49:29 Hilda! One word but one of my favorite moments of the trio.
I hadn’t made it that far. But I know exactly what moment that is. 😂😂😂
Karls life needs to be a tv show
Welcome back, old friend
Yak this is genius. Thank you!
In the future Karl will be seen as the unrecognized philosopher of his day with statutes made and university wings named in his honour.
I hope so!
I believe all the statues pulled down by the BLM protesters should be replaced with ones of Karl
Even, Karl knew about Ivermectin! Ricky and, Steve fucked up 😂
@21:10 this is exactly what I think about quite a lot. Karl is a smart man, he thinks for himself, rather than just absorbing information from others.
Don't delude yourself, Karl is a smart man but you do realise this is comedy. Absorbing knowledge from intelligent/rational people is good, absorbing knowledge from flatearthers, antivaxers or conspiracy theorists is straight up insanity!
@@furious32ninja people like you never learn do you? So sad. You do know that there are highly reputable doctors who warn against certain vaccines, right? They also warn about inoculating children with the massive cocktails that are used these days. Many times they cause too much of an autoimmune response, and indeed leads to autism due to extreme inflammation of the brain (in many cases of autism). Even though these doctors do not say that vaccines are necessarily a bad thing, they are still dismissed and censored as antivaxxers. This is the problem with hot button words such as antivaxxers. It causes normally reasonable people to automatically dismiss very legitimate claims merely because of the implications of the attached label. This principle is also how magicians and con men have had successful careers for centuries. They take advantage of assumption.
@@pLaIrVaIdNoGx you really need to start educating yourself. Here read this for starters www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html follow the links to reports and scientific evidence and then come back with your scientific evidence proving that vaccinations are harmful.
@@pLaIrVaIdNoGx this article puts antivaxxers to shame, why as a parent would you ever risk the health of your child for lies and deception spread on the internet? www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6122668/
@@pLaIrVaIdNoGx not so quick with a reply now are you, or are you struggling to read?
Just here for my daily KP replemishments
Goodnight you beautiful people!!!
“Did I tell you about the immune system” 😅😂🤣
"Mardy" 16:40 Another great word from Karl! It's northern English meaning 'sulky' or 'grumpy'. Excellent vocab, Karl! 👏🏻
Did u never hear the Artic Monkeys song Mardy Bum? About a moany ex. Great tune btw.
i think carl pilkington is smarter and more open minded than the other two .
new yak! thanks 🙏
Karl wasn't so daft with the impossible dream of a doctor being able to physically feel what their patients are feeling. Speak to those in extreme pain trying to get relief, speak to those with severe neurological conditions who are entirely neglected by the medical profession. If a doctor really felt that they wouldn't hesitate to give help while sadly in reality patients are left to die unnecessarily and in agony.
I know what he means with people being used to their pain etc and I agreed with him at first but if he’s talking hypothetically, with something that isn’t possible, why not just suggest a machine that displays all the problems with you on a screen, without the need of someone else feeling it💀
@@elliswebster7041 That already exists and still people are left to die unnecessarily or left in agony without accessing what they need..
Well the thing that's the most daft is talking about it like it's remotely possible.
Because I ‘use ‘ these to fall asleep....I’ve just discovered there’s lots of content near the end of the podcast which I haven’t listened to yet .
2024 and still a bunch of bangers
Thank you my friend
*Return of the king*
When he talks about the doctor that can feel what’s wrong with you because of a machine and Ricky and Steve just took the piss... then it’s almost like one of the subplots in Black Mirror Season 4 Episode 6 “Black Museum” 😂
I thought this his film idea about half the brain was also similar to one of the black mirror stories
1:44:23 This entire interraction is just perfect
"Box o' money ive found" he's so funny
I agree with Karl with regards to technology. I used to be able to remember friends' and family's phone numbers, addresses and birthdays. Now my mobile has all that information stored for me. Have I reused the storage in my brain, which has been freed up, for storing other important information? Have I buggery! It's now full of useless crap from the TV and Internet. I have become lazy.
Karl is basically talking about VR here, clever bloke. :)
Nope not virtual reality... augmented reality. Two complete different things
If only KP was a prime minister...
Karl Dilkington
He would be better than clown bojo .
It was a great 158 but PM seems a bit strong. Because he was born in Cape Town I thought he was excluded from standing for Parliament?
Karl can only be appreciated in the future. Some much wisdom in his words lol.
What's the problem with getting a second opinion on a prostate exam?
The other doctor usually gives it a thumbs up..
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
That’s just being greedy🤣😂
The amazing thing about Karl is that on occasion and in a round about way he's sometimes right, he just has a problem articulating his point.
It wouldn't surprise me if Karl went to Spain and fell asleep listening to Spanish people talking and woke up talking Spanish.
The reason they used to drill holes in their head is to release pressure built up in the skull. It's like having a constant migrain, apparently some surgeon did it on himself with the help of some nurses and didn't die and it worked
"Right, you're touchin a lung!" Hilarious! Who's the doctor, E.T.??! 51:05
Replemishing and the laugh from Ricky
Actually, Karls quite right fairly often. I mean look at the whole AI tech convo. Karl is bang on.
Got my hopes up that he was talking about COVID. I hadn't heard this episode though, so just as good.
51:40 "You are a doctor, aren't you?" ... asking AFTER the procedure. Genius.
Saying we’d choke to death on gems in 2020 is quite spot on tho 🤣 illuminati confirmed
"That's when your body's replemishing."
I have no idea how we got any work done on saturday lunch times listening to xfm.
How did he predict 2020...and chinese flu....and a pandemic.....crazy
He was very intuative
He didn't predict SARs
@@kayfoulds1492 was? When did he died?
There was a SARS Coronavirus pandemic in 2002 - 2003 that orignated in China, around the time this show took place. So not really that crazy.
Have a look on google, vast majority of pandemics in the last 100 or so year have originated in China for some reason so hes betting on good odds
"Replemishing"! haha! Classic Carl!
thought this was new. It isn't. It's great, and there's even an animated version somewhere out there on the internet that's even better, but if you came here looking for Karl's insight into this covid nonsense, you won't find it, sadly.
Why not go to Karl’s Facebook page and then you’ll get what you want.
kuz4b I don’t use Facebook anymore. Not even for Karl. Does he have anything else?
@@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 im sure you dont have to log in to face book to view facebook.. maybe you do.. the facebook page links to youtube though.. so heres something.. ua-cam.com/video/VyBkXnH47sg/v-deo.html
@@theendarkenedilluminatus4342 have you seen idiot abroad, 1,2,3.. moaning of life? sick of it 1 and 2?
kuz4b yes, yes, and yes. I even have his book heh. Karl is one of the greatest talents this side of the 90s.
New upload :)
Ricky Gervais Show returning for a coronavirus special
😂 takes me back to the guardian unlimited series ... which I still listen to . This is them at their very best.
Karl is just mental!
The sticky pork chop
This is a very 'Finger up arse 'heavy podcast!!
Reminds me of Dudley Moore and Peter Cook ...
A big happy birthday to Karl 🎉 even though he won’t see it lol 🎂
I love Karl! Love Ricky 2😘🤣😌
36:43 = 24 ct Karl Pilkington 🤣