Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On The Elderly | Compilation, Old People Special

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  • @paulajay8085
    @paulajay8085 4 місяці тому +17

    I’m addicted to these guys. From NZ. Can’t sleep unless I listen to these three

    • @wkid95
      @wkid95 Місяць тому +2

      Nz in the house

  • @Dhb61
    @Dhb61 4 роки тому +173

    No ads always helps and I appreciate it. Thanks

    • @UncleBucky78
      @UncleBucky78 4 роки тому +33

      Ads are making UA-cam unwatchable

    • @antonszandorlavey1797
      @antonszandorlavey1797 4 роки тому +8

      I bought premium. Quite happy with it so far. I think its worth it if you use UA-cam often.

    • @louisasmiles
      @louisasmiles 3 роки тому +8

      @@antonszandorlavey1797 or it could just be free. Life is hard enoughfor us all. They make money elseways

    • @pm8547
      @pm8547 3 роки тому +4

      @@UncleBucky78 adtube, even an add at the end of a video now pisses me off!

    • @kattitudeORIGINAL
      @kattitudeORIGINAL 3 роки тому +1

      Well yeah, it's not this person's original content. Monetization would add to stolen content.

  • @marcwelch203
    @marcwelch203 6 місяців тому +15

    Karls impression of a lost whale is priceless, cracks me every time
    (6:40)

  • @robertcaffrey6097
    @robertcaffrey6097 Рік тому +15

    These three are pure 24 carat comedy gold.... Ricky first came to my attention when he used to do a little 5 min slot on X FM london, he was really very politically incorrect and in the end XFM bosses fired him for his antics. I remember the day he got fired and later on one of the XFM presenters getting wind of Rickys sacking invited him on to commiserate and ask of his future plans, Ricky without loosing a beat said he was thinking of doing a tour of the UK with his knob wrapped in tinfoil and calling the tour Robo Knob....... Following that he soon showed up on British TV screens doing a short slot on the 11 o Clock Show, the same show that also introduced us to Ali G.. The rest as they say is a hysterectomy ....... BTW Rickys laugh is soooooooo infectious.

  • @Jarrosnshajahwh
    @Jarrosnshajahwh 4 роки тому +43

    Crying with laughter, those three are pure magic

    • @SiLatics56
      @SiLatics56 Рік тому +3

      Would be better without Ricky Gervais.

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 2 роки тому +23

    🤣😅🤣😂 ...." like a ripped tennis ball"
    Steve: "WHAT!! We're off air!" 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrwhite5121
    @mrwhite5121 4 роки тому +84

    “Like a ripped tennis ball”.......when i first heard that i actually nearly died with laughing

    • @TheCneilP
      @TheCneilP 4 роки тому +2

      what is that in reference too? whereabout in the comp? i missed it...

    • @TheCneilP
      @TheCneilP 4 роки тому +8

      Nevermind. heard it. holy shit that's funny

    • @mrwhite5121
      @mrwhite5121 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheCneilP 😂

    • @bigvirg
      @bigvirg 4 роки тому +7

      You nearly melted you mean 😉 ☃️

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 роки тому +7

      “Play a record.”

  • @jonntischnabel
    @jonntischnabel 2 роки тому +20

    Croppage, foodage and grippage are all words I now use all the time 🤣👍

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Why do you need to use croppage (crops) grippage (stuff to grip onto) that often?

    • @lock1278
      @lock1278 Рік тому +1

      @@AA-hg5fk cockage

    • @levicathcart9402
      @levicathcart9402 Рік тому +3

      ‘Otherness’ is quite good too

    • @lock1278
      @lock1278 Рік тому +3

      @Levi Cathcart I think webbage should be up there too. Love a bit of webbage

    • @julianchamberlain5399
      @julianchamberlain5399 3 місяці тому

      Don't forget sluggage

  • @catecoleman9852
    @catecoleman9852 8 місяців тому +2

    12:36 Ricky actually backs off when Steve says don't go there. Shocking.

  • @BLUETERRIER7
    @BLUETERRIER7 2 роки тому +20

    Uncle Hazel😂😂😂

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 4 роки тому +12

    Thanks for the quality compilations!

  • @user-keepitreal420
    @user-keepitreal420 4 роки тому +40

    "It sounded like a lost whale." 😂😂😂

  • @A19991
    @A19991 5 місяців тому +9

    29:45 bog standard old woman 😭

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Місяць тому +3

      Thats what i was looking for

    • @jenspyck
      @jenspyck Місяць тому

      @@jbri1 Same! One of my favorite KP moments 🤣🤣🤣

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 2 місяці тому +2

    Play a record 😂😂😂

  • @cieraleal8030
    @cieraleal8030 4 роки тому +11

    karl's dad's crazy🤣🤣🤣

  • @kieranwilson9585
    @kieranwilson9585 5 місяців тому

    Listening to this in work was a bad idea 🤣

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 2 роки тому +3

    Karl’s dad is amazing lol

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, apart from putting a 'forest gump' kid in a wheelie bin and nicking groceries from a phone box!

  • @jaded9247
    @jaded9247 Рік тому +2

    6:40 best noise ever 🤣

  • @Stuart-u6z
    @Stuart-u6z 6 місяців тому +1

    Frost gump people 😂😂😂😂😂 comedy gold

  • @InterMalager
    @InterMalager 3 місяці тому

    It was like putting your hands in a bowl of coco pops 😂😂😂

  • @im-_matty3824
    @im-_matty3824 6 місяців тому +1

    Nice stomach noise @10:15 😂

  • @shaygrogan8991
    @shaygrogan8991 4 роки тому +8

    Great content

    • @PilkyPodcasts
      @PilkyPodcasts  4 роки тому +2

      Thank you, Shay! Be sure to Subscribe to the channel if you haven’t already for more Karl!

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 роки тому +14

    Auntie Nora has old ice cream tubs in the freezer full of mashed up meals.

  • @donaldinho101
    @donaldinho101 4 роки тому +9

    Which podcast is the story about the old man with "rouge" jeans from? Not heard that one in ages 😂

    • @craftycraff7938
      @craftycraff7938 4 роки тому +2

      I think it’s one of the “Guide to X” series they did.

    • @louisasmiles
      @louisasmiles 3 роки тому

      Isnt that his "Lanzagrotte, keeping a diary" episode?

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 Рік тому +4

    Lost whale??? I had to press pause I was laughing so hard, 🤣🤣🤣

  • @craftycraff7938
    @craftycraff7938 4 роки тому +10

    Does anyone remember where Ricky got angry and told Karl “you’re a waster, your a lord”

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 4 місяці тому +1

    Uncle Hazel 😂

  • @Sion67Productions
    @Sion67Productions Рік тому +3

    32:10 Whose going to do the cropping?

  • @alisonramsbottom8995
    @alisonramsbottom8995 Рік тому

    Love ya❤

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 роки тому +10

    Why does Ricky ask Karl why he was looking at the man with the rouge coloured trousers crotch area?
    Karl only mentioned he had red trousers on.
    Is it coz Karl calls trousers pants?
    Must be a northern thing😲

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +1

      @MR Blaze Pukka
      We say boxers.
      It's only you that uses the word pants!
      😆😆

    • @SiLatics56
      @SiLatics56 Рік тому

      Yeah Ricky got the wrong end of the stick there, totally.

    • @ol1ver89
      @ol1ver89 Рік тому

      It’s normal up north I’m from Manchester and we all them pants , but people think we mean boxers , we mean Trousers, it can get confusing sometimes trying to explain all the time hahaha

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 Рік тому

      @@ol1ver89
      You and your strange northern
      ways! 😄

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 6 місяців тому

    We will all end up there unless we die first😊

  • @TheDuked
    @TheDuked 4 роки тому +11

    I had a "lost whale" in the urinal next to me at a pub last week, as soon as the gas was flowing I instantly thought of Karl and started laughing, don't think he heard though, especially over the resonant echo of his anal trumpet

  • @jonnyfoster8414
    @jonnyfoster8414 4 роки тому +7

    Night all

  • @lucyglass8838
    @lucyglass8838 4 роки тому +9

    Let’s not discuss the tennis ball .... okay

    • @KirkWilson86
      @KirkWilson86 4 роки тому

      Stephen didn't like talking about that story lol

    • @LegoDonut18
      @LegoDonut18 4 роки тому +1

      @@KirkWilson86 why not? He seems to get really offended over it

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 роки тому +4

      @@LegoDonut18 I think he's never seen one.

  • @turtleanton6539
    @turtleanton6539 6 місяців тому

    Funnyyy😊

  • @tim8468
    @tim8468 Рік тому +1

    Poor Auntie Nora hahahaha.

  • @JimbobFaz
    @JimbobFaz Місяць тому

    Awsome compilation, thanks! The end cracks me up! Ricky: "what made you look at his penis?" Karl: "Because I got bored!" 😂😂😂

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 роки тому +5

    Wheelie bin. We call them garbage cans in the U. S. Funny stuff.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +2

      We call garbage cans dustbins in uk😃

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 3 роки тому +1

      @@tyroon81 then what’s a wheelie bin?

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 роки тому +4

      everything in the uk is named as a 6yo would name it.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 роки тому +1

      @@aredub1847 funny.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +4

      @@aredub1847 At least we don't call a seesaw a 'teeter-totter' and we pronounce the 'H' at the beginning of the word 'herbs'.
      Also, it's our language so we can do what we want with it!

  • @chriswebster1934
    @chriswebster1934 Рік тому +2

    Thing about Hilda, right. Is she was your bog-standard old woman.

  • @NormadYT
    @NormadYT Рік тому

    17:20 I think we now know why the auntie is always sick

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 роки тому +6

    The word frilly, not in Karls vocab!
    It's a squid lookin thing!! 🤦‍♂️

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 Рік тому +3

    Ricky is always bashing Karl for being an idiot but even people who know nothing about radio or podcasting are aware that if you’re gonna SCREAM with laughter every 2 minutes then you should probably back away from the mic. Instead of backing away it sounds like he actually leans closer into the mic when he howls with laughter.
    19:58 is a good example.
    The volume level on Ricky’s laugh is so much higher than Karl’s speaking.
    Was trying to listen to this without headphones. I put the volume up so I could hear Karl then Ricky laughs so loud you could hear it from downstairs.

    • @chewwyc
      @chewwyc Рік тому +4

      Are you new to these?

    • @listerofsmeg884
      @listerofsmeg884 Рік тому

      Some collections on here have been remastered to reduce the volume of Rick's laugh

    • @puertoriconnect4611
      @puertoriconnect4611 Рік тому

      @@chewwyc
      Fuck that gotta do with it?

  • @defaultusername123
    @defaultusername123 Рік тому +4

    29:40

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 роки тому +4

    Why do they assume that aunty Nora would be elderly?

    • @jxb4571
      @jxb4571 3 роки тому +2

      because shes called nora

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +1

      @@jxb4571
      Yeah that makes sense😲

    • @doylebohr1434
      @doylebohr1434 11 місяців тому

      Karl also explains the rubbing of her back and says because she's old her back was like putting your hands in a load of cocoa puffs.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 11 місяців тому

      ​@@doylebohr1434*Coco pops

    • @warshipsatin8764
      @warshipsatin8764 6 місяців тому

      ​@@doylebohr1434 lmao

  • @peggycearnach8034
    @peggycearnach8034 4 роки тому +3

    vjj valance. Cacked myself 😀

  • @PlansG50
    @PlansG50 3 місяці тому

    'You going out for a walk?'

  • @doctor_gibbo1392
    @doctor_gibbo1392 Рік тому +3

    Here lies Hi;da. A bog standard old woman.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      Are we burnin' or burying?

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 4 місяці тому

    The oldest removal man in London bit is repeated, sort it out ya div!

  • @houseofsaudisthebeast
    @houseofsaudisthebeast Рік тому +3

    ricky spouting atheist garbage again

  • @stephenjames1443
    @stephenjames1443 3 роки тому

    &

  • @adamwaddoups7811
    @adamwaddoups7811 9 місяців тому +2

    I was raised better than to fart in front of people in A TOILET - but was encouraged to shit in a litter tray as a child in a corner of the kitchen 😂