The Complete Karl Pilkington's Inspirational Quotes & Sayings, with Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant

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  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 7 років тому +442

    "You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." -Karl Pilkington

    • @JoeHynes284
      @JoeHynes284 4 роки тому +7

      @@mrknowmyself this is priceless

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +21

      Has Karl ever understood anything.
      The cleverest thing he ever said was
      'they're not my hands either.'
      😂

    • @MrTrig84
      @MrTrig84 7 місяців тому +2

      I’m using me fables

    • @surfwidow
      @surfwidow 5 днів тому

      If he is gonna do reviews put the work in. Get the bikes film them and be on camera. Editing together some photos stock footage and an AI voice over is pointless. This is what ad block was designed for!

  • @nativeproud4160
    @nativeproud4160 4 роки тому +62

    Karl's spewing of wisdom makes me smile no matter how bad my day was
    Thank ya boys

  • @fistingendakenny8781
    @fistingendakenny8781 6 років тому +160

    I want this played at my funeral, lighten the mood n that

    • @SuuupaGirl
      @SuuupaGirl 4 роки тому +27

      good idea, and remember, if you're ghost you don't want to be a blind ghost.

    • @danielhyde2295
      @danielhyde2295 3 роки тому +20

      And make sure you don’t become a wewe

    • @benarcher4874
      @benarcher4874 2 роки тому +3

      Everyone will be happy that you’re gone anyway

    • @choughed3072
      @choughed3072 2 роки тому +6

      @@danielhyde2295 depending on his ethnicity he could come back as the first black ghost ever seen in a magazine.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 8 місяців тому +2

      Bit long for a funeral isn't it?

  • @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter
    @Al-Hunt-acrylic-painter 4 роки тому +274

    Best quote ever: "did the 3 wise men get the baby Jesus them presents for his birthday, or Christmas?" - Karl Pilkington.

    • @SuperLisalis
      @SuperLisalis 4 роки тому +5

      Easter. That's where the egg came from to get Mary
      pregas !!

    • @bravoactual2423
      @bravoactual2423 3 роки тому +3

      What???

    • @johnnychavez286
      @johnnychavez286 3 роки тому +2

      @Mattress Store right, it definitely couldn’t be that Karl is stupid 😂😂😂

    • @kprnr7140
      @kprnr7140 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Johansebastion
      @Johansebastion 3 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

  • @dorthemarkussen2458
    @dorthemarkussen2458 6 років тому +287

    "So he was a bit of a hoarder"

    • @Crackmonkey809
      @Crackmonkey809 3 роки тому +4

      It’s actually “bit of uh order”

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 2 роки тому +3

      Woh woh , don’t through that out “ you might need it later ..

    • @redlady935
      @redlady935 2 роки тому +1

      That's actually quite astute

    • @peedfarded
      @peedfarded 2 роки тому

      @@Crackmonkey809 no

    • @dankcaesar4760
      @dankcaesar4760 2 роки тому

      @@Crackmonkey809 no it isn't lol

  • @Azrael442
    @Azrael442 7 років тому +382

    "people who live in glass houses have to answer the door"
    :D God bless Karls round little head

    • @ShadowOfDanger
      @ShadowOfDanger 7 років тому +26

      "Don't go chucking that out"
      "I don't want to be bungled in with all the other people here".

    • @insaneclownhoty
      @insaneclownhoty 7 років тому +3

      Azrael LOL

    • @wred4598
      @wred4598 6 років тому +8

      Well if you live in a glass house then people can see into your house when at the door... so you cannot ignore unwanted visitors... simple.

    • @SweatpantsPG
      @SweatpantsPG 5 років тому +4

      So scary that he can vote.

    • @5uper5kill3rz
      @5uper5kill3rz 5 років тому +1

      Sean Gahan don’t worry he’s not the only one, theres 17.4m just as simple minded

  • @RighteousBrother
    @RighteousBrother 2 роки тому +13

    "Knowledge is hassle" is my favourite quote

  • @jusesjimmybars
    @jusesjimmybars 6 років тому +68

    "dodo, get rid of it. if the bird's gone, the word can" amazing

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 4 роки тому +2

      Is it possible that we only recall dodos because they were one of the first officially extinct creatures?

    • @jimothybikael
      @jimothybikael 3 роки тому

      @@Astralfirework many things are possible if you believe in it

  • @puddingleaf
    @puddingleaf 5 років тому +27

    One day, future generations will listen to and study these podcasts. He's a modern philosopher. Imagine if he had been born in ancient Greece; I'm sure he would have been a Socrates-type figure.

  • @PortlyPete
    @PortlyPete 2 роки тому +166

    when you are a kid you like ricky. when you are an edgy teen you respect steve. when you grow up you realise karl is a sage.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому +15

      Pfft, and we let you vote...

    • @dfrossness
      @dfrossness 8 місяців тому +11

      If you think Karl is wise you may have gone past adulthood and into senility.

    • @shinobi-no-bueno
      @shinobi-no-bueno 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@dfrossnesssomeone isn't using their fables

    • @Gecko....
      @Gecko.... 4 місяці тому +3

      When you are a reasonable person you realise the 3 of them all played a part in the greatest of the show. Karl without Ricky and Steve's input would have been tedious and unlistenable.
      How is he a sage? All he did was elaborate on stuff he'd read on sites like ananova. Yes he looks at things from a different angle than most but he's not a sage. Most of the stuff he said was utter nonsense designed to either wind Ricky up or get a laugh. He absolutely knew what he was doing.

    • @jakebradshaw1911
      @jakebradshaw1911 4 місяці тому

      @@Gecko....goggle eyed freak

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian 4 роки тому +85

    "Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later" - this should be a T-shirt !!!

  • @lightrays3595
    @lightrays3595 4 роки тому +64

    Flogging a dead horse
    "But it depends on what that horse has done to you"

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 4 роки тому +5

      “What’re you doing with that dead horse?”
      *kick* “Ran off with me wife, so he did.”

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому

      It was hilarious imagining Karl pouting just slightly harder as he gives the horse an extra lil clip.

  • @mikeriedmiller1659
    @mikeriedmiller1659 4 роки тому +136

    I can't sleep while listening to Karl. I can't stop laughing.

    • @X737_
      @X737_ 4 роки тому +3

      I can’t sleep without an earpiece in listening to the three of them

    • @sushiacid
      @sushiacid 4 роки тому +1

      @@X737_ liar

    • @X737_
      @X737_ 4 роки тому +4

      HonourThyYeard piss off wanker 👆🏻

    • @samuelcripps1892
      @samuelcripps1892 4 роки тому

      U need to listen to him more then

    • @mikaelsongameofwar2360
      @mikaelsongameofwar2360 4 роки тому

      Same dude😂

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 5 років тому +30

    "Every step starts with a step"

  • @nobunaga240
    @nobunaga240 2 роки тому +54

    Karl reminds of some children I taught in my career. They were low-achievers and not clever in the recognised sense at all, but their thought processes were fascinating. If you gave them word association tests the answers would be on the face of it stupid, but sometime later you would realise there was crazy kind of logic after all. Give Karl a job at Oxford university in the philosophy or science faculties and he would be lost but he would stimulate new pathways of thought in the fellows. They could give him an honorary PhD in Knockin’ Abou’ An’ Tha’!

    • @toddmcgough1466
      @toddmcgough1466 2 роки тому +1

      Well said…meow! ;-)

    • @shanekelley7682
      @shanekelley7682 2 роки тому +1

      Karl is definitely NOT a low achiever! He was a producer at Radio X, A good actor, and now a very rich man!

    • @fmifu4100
      @fmifu4100 2 роки тому

      I've always said when Karl dies they need to Einstein-esque jar his brain so that one day it can be examined

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому

      No. Some people are genuinely just stupid and that is all. But it's evident by all the cope in the comments, though, that there's a whole lot more stupid people populating this planet than we originally thought.

  • @disneyrhydon995
    @disneyrhydon995 4 роки тому +21

    "I don't want to be bungled in." -Karl Pilkington

  • @mausperson5854
    @mausperson5854 4 роки тому +57

    Karl may just be the greatest comedian of all time.

    • @Jjboxing
      @Jjboxing 2 роки тому

      No

    • @mausperson5854
      @mausperson5854 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jjboxing Nice counter... Haha. Okay, he's not Bill Hicks, granted. But he plays the fool better than most. He's clearly a smart guy capitalising in his ability to make himself look more stupid than a guy who says "No" as a definitive statement in the comments section of a UA-cam video. Maybe you're the greatest comedian of all time!

    • @Jjboxing
      @Jjboxing 2 роки тому +4

      @@mausperson5854 no

    • @mausperson5854
      @mausperson5854 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jjboxing lower case takes the sting out it 😂 Man of many words, eh?

    • @Jjboxing
      @Jjboxing 2 роки тому +3

      @@mausperson5854 nO

  • @HollyLou223
    @HollyLou223 5 років тому +61

    “It’s a foodage”

  • @oak1739
    @oak1739 3 роки тому +23

    "Just get on with it" is actually quite a good philosophical quote.

    • @r4v4g3r
      @r4v4g3r 3 роки тому +10

      Stoicism innit

    • @cc8530
      @cc8530 2 роки тому +1

      nike has a similar quote with, ‘just do it’

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому

      ​@@cc8530No, that's actually Shia LaBeouf

  • @schaiwas7872
    @schaiwas7872 6 років тому +75

    You know...sometimes Karls‘ thoughts are not too far away from real academic debates. When he poses the question „Do you control your brain or does your brain control you?“ for example. Replace the word „brain“ by „subconscious“ and you have a very valid question - also linked to Sigmund Freud.

    • @dennismuller3573
      @dennismuller3573 6 років тому +11

      I agree. That's also how I understand his phrasing.

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 6 років тому +14

      Im glad Im not the only one. I dont just feel a female version of karl.. my partner says I am.. I take that as a compliment.. love Mrs Dilkington..

    • @mincerification
      @mincerification 6 років тому

      Absolutely right.

    • @mincerification
      @mincerification 6 років тому +1

      Although the Freudian question is rubbish. We are all one - to be or not to be... that is the question.

    • @mincerification
      @mincerification 6 років тому +4

      To be fair @ 17.30 Karl does say that he doesn’t find Freud that interesting. Top man.

  • @MiaowMcDonald
    @MiaowMcDonald 4 роки тому +7

    ‘it’s 2006. why are they still using their index finger?’. never tire of his humour. and Ricky’s laughter.... always cheers me up! 2020 has been a shitshow of a year.... so glad to have these podcasts to distract us from the dark ugly world outside. some call Karl stupid... i disagree. he’s an honest simple man. childlike. no philosophy degree like Ricky but he a unique way of thinking and questions everything like a child. i love that. he’s got the last laugh tho.... he’s made a fortune from being ‘stupid’. he’s not so stupid, folks.

  • @K4R007
    @K4R007 5 років тому +51

    Ricky: “are you gonna to bring the brain into it?”
    Karl: “I dunno, let’s just see what happens.”
    34:27

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC 6 років тому +69

    "Innit"
    -Karl Pilkington

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. 6 років тому +27

    Karl pilkington = genius

    • @SweatpantsPG
      @SweatpantsPG 5 років тому +2

      What? Now I'm worried there are a ton of Karl's just retarding around.

    • @LikeAZombie01
      @LikeAZombie01 4 роки тому +6

      @@SweatpantsPG At least there's only one of you.

  • @albertmccready478
    @albertmccready478 5 років тому +34

    there is a logic to Karls thought process.

    • @SweatpantsPG
      @SweatpantsPG 5 років тому +4

      Stop. This man is an idiot.

    • @shane4362
      @shane4362 4 роки тому +5

      The words leave his brain ok, then they stop of for a few drinks, then a few become a lot, then the words die of alcohol poisoning

  • @sparey4431
    @sparey4431 2 роки тому +15

    I can’t wait for the day, Ricky finds out how much of the stuff, Karl talks about actually makes sense and is real 😂 Karl’s a different kind of soul to most of you

  • @marthasolomon7997
    @marthasolomon7997 3 роки тому +9

    I love Ricky's laugh more than anything.... 😂😂😂

    • @Goprohikes
      @Goprohikes 2 роки тому

      His little titter is funny

  • @miaross6932
    @miaross6932 5 років тому +13

    This is brilliant. Karl is Gold ! She was in a cupboard ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 2 роки тому +2

    Karl pilkington: one of the 20 greatest men of the century.

  • @masadragojevic2940
    @masadragojevic2940 3 роки тому +18

    42:25 mouse with an ear on its back
    37:20 youd never see a black ghost
    47:05 someone just puts you there
    i cant be bothered running the country
    like tarzan
    50:40 the flea can jump over the london eye
    40:50 Anne Frank
    53:05 its gonna make it freezin’
    01:00:10
    01:03:40 the problem with the moon is
    01:05:35 what other games have you brought
    01:06:10 keep a couple, fill the rest in
    01:08:50 superman never told.. Lewis
    hulk, he wasnt happy
    01:10:00 wander about, not get seen
    i think its more of a hinderance
    01:11:30 eyes looking in their ‘ead
    01:13:30 but they havent had band aid yet za

    • @cleverclone_
      @cleverclone_ 2 роки тому +1

      you legend thank u

    • @dobbo1893
      @dobbo1893 2 роки тому

      Where’s using me fables 😂

  • @Leoviliti1
    @Leoviliti1 4 роки тому +11

    "I don't know if I'm thinking cause it's got a mind of its own!"😅

  • @danielcrossley8782
    @danielcrossley8782 4 роки тому +15

    "Treat the world like a head" - Karl Pilkington
    That's killed me 🤣🤣🤣🌍

  • @sawrirocks
    @sawrirocks 4 роки тому +23

    "People who live in green houses"

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 роки тому +3

    ‘It depends if you’re busy at that point’😂😂😂

  • @onewillow8511
    @onewillow8511 4 роки тому +11

    Forget the Mensa, listen CAREFULLY to Karl for at least an hour (Imperative is - at least 60 min. 🙂) and if you're not laughing and/or not annoyed, talk to someone ASAP 😂😂😂
    Karl is anthology material and only the time will (and is) tell how big he is. Tremendous! ^_^

  • @ivantodorov3309
    @ivantodorov3309 4 роки тому +26

    Karl is a lot happier than all of us

    • @andysim9934
      @andysim9934 10 місяців тому

      Yep because he doesn't worry about the big things...great quality..he's hilarious.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому

      Seems confused and frustrated much of the time, which I can understand because if I hadn't been able to think my way out of some things in my life, I (and several others) would've been unrelentingly screwed.

  • @RottenDoctorGonzo
    @RottenDoctorGonzo 7 років тому +60

    "Never go to the doctor."
    Karl Pilkington. 😁

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 7 років тому

      RottenDoctorGonzo *doctors.

  • @Banties
    @Banties 5 років тому +75

    38:00 I think Steve secretly dosnt know what error Ricky is on about

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 4 роки тому +8

      I am not even there yet, but I know precisely which part you mean as I have thought the same thing when at this moment in other compilations.

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n 4 роки тому +1

      I think I know which part you mean. I've always thought that.

    • @tawnyhonksk8354
      @tawnyhonksk8354 3 роки тому +1

      I agree everytime...

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +1

      Steve's sometimes dopeyer than Karl😲

    • @r4v4g3r
      @r4v4g3r 3 роки тому +3

      And then his follow up questions playing devils advocate for Karl are really him having his own doubts answered by Ricky without looking stupid :)

  • @TopDollarDJ
    @TopDollarDJ 7 років тому +156

    I envy Karl's simple straight-forward mind

    • @JambiStambi
      @JambiStambi 6 років тому +15

      Why, yes. We do all envy you quite a bit.

    • @eddiebear34
      @eddiebear34 6 років тому +5

      L6915 very wealthy now. If you are going to have a weird train of thought. Being helluva rich is going to make life beautiful 😂

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 років тому +3

      Very well said top Dollar DJ I honest to God have no understanding why people bother to listen to Just slate if you don't like the content of the show they don't listen simple but just so you know I agree with you

    • @waynegrundy8155
      @waynegrundy8155 5 років тому +1

      You can do it with bloods now anyway...?

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 9 місяців тому

      Which just shows you're not intelligent enough to understand all the ramifications of ignorance.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 4 роки тому +11

    I love the "Glass house" analogy because Ricky gets it wrong as well. It's not about "Don't attack people if you have more to lose" it essentially means don't be a hypocrite and throw stones at people for the same things you do.

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 роки тому +1

      same thing. Reinforce your base first before you go for the offensive

    • @alleyk9508
      @alleyk9508 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly 👍

  • @louisbalogun2808
    @louisbalogun2808 4 роки тому +3

    I can't be the only one who has had an argument with his mrs during this corona pandemic, having to sleep in the back of his best pals van as they are worried ill infect them. But not having a care in the world because this has cheered me up.

  • @Tinkerbelle610
    @Tinkerbelle610 5 років тому +26

    It makes perfect sense that you shouldn't go chucking things around if you live in a glass house 😆

  • @jordan_roadhouse4798
    @jordan_roadhouse4798 5 років тому +9

    In what should be a post-Brexit Britain, Karl Pilkington is so right on voting. What a man. We have the illusion of a democracy.
    From 20:00ish

  • @aaronflynndevereux1832
    @aaronflynndevereux1832 4 роки тому +9

    I don't know if it's just me but some of the things Karl is saying is actually intelligent. He's hit the nail on the head when he was talking about politics in my opinion

  • @qwasd0r
    @qwasd0r 7 років тому +89

    "Does the brain control you, or do you control the brain?"

    • @fistingendakenny8781
      @fistingendakenny8781 6 років тому +1

      That's mad

    • @dennismuller3573
      @dennismuller3573 6 років тому +23

      He's got a point though. It just another way of raising the question of free will.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 6 років тому +2

      I think what Karl means is do your emotions control you or do control your emotions.
      Karl doesnt seem to be able to control alot of his emotions

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 6 років тому +1

      @@rbeck3200tb40 Well emotions aren't consciously controlled by us. There's not too much we doi have self aware control over.

    • @rbeck3200tb40
      @rbeck3200tb40 6 років тому +2

      YEs you can control your emotions. Karl cant

  • @SanRemoMotelBar
    @SanRemoMotelBar 7 років тому +41

    Treat the world like a head

    • @dr.trichome6419
      @dr.trichome6419 7 років тому +1

      pureinhart absolutely brilliant lolol 😂

  • @pastrie42
    @pastrie42 2 роки тому +4

    "what about the warning in greenhouses?"
    That is Karl remembering "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 роки тому +5

    For someone who is being labeled as an idiot by Steve and Ricky, he is absolutely the opposite. He is brilliant in his observations.

  • @dylanmorrison3731
    @dylanmorrison3731 2 роки тому +25

    29:00 wow... Karl has a firmer grasp of the problems in philosophy of mind than both Ricky and Stephen who take scientism at face value. Respect

    • @TheCabritoGoat
      @TheCabritoGoat 2 роки тому +8

      Two well-educated men shouldn’t be so dismissive of new ideas. I never really liked the way they treated Karl

    • @epideme3416
      @epideme3416 2 роки тому +1

      He has a good point if you don't feed your brain it wouldn't know anything, Its a confusing thing to think about lol

    • @MrJamesyboi121
      @MrJamesyboi121 2 роки тому +2

      Same as when he says "bungled in" - that is definitely a real word/phrase.

    • @SunburntHands
      @SunburntHands 2 роки тому +1

      Gervais is a perfect example of the Dunning Kruger effect, which is why he is so certain that reality stops at the border of the measurable, and Karl has a restless curiosity and a good enough power of thought that he often hits on something really interesting that he doesn't have the vocabulary to express clearly, and then Gervais shuts him down. Karl is wise enough to recognise his imperfect reason, which puts him well ahead of most of us.

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo 2 роки тому

      @@MrJamesyboi121 thats not what bungled means though

  • @slimlegs6298
    @slimlegs6298 6 років тому +25

    “Uuuh, she was in a cupboard”

  • @michaelcullen5308
    @michaelcullen5308 4 роки тому +1

    The "want" in "waste not, want not" uses the old meaning of "need", rather than "desire". So it means "don't waste stuff, and you'll never run short". He didn't intend it to mean "don't waste a thing, because you might realise you want that thing later."

  • @CinosTheHedgehog2000
    @CinosTheHedgehog2000 4 роки тому +7

    39:11 is where it began. The day I woke my parents up with my laughter

  • @zlatandcambo9798
    @zlatandcambo9798 6 років тому +19

    He comes across really stupid karl pilkington but half the stuff he says is true geunis I love the man

  • @Texicus_Reddicus
    @Texicus_Reddicus 2 роки тому

    I love that Karl, while not understanding metaphors, actually came up with a great metaphor. "people who live in glass houses have to open the door"

    • @duskgopc3345
      @duskgopc3345 2 роки тому

      As apposed to other people with brick houses having to what? Come through the window? Lol

    • @Texicus_Reddicus
      @Texicus_Reddicus 2 роки тому

      @@duskgopc3345 no you plonker. didn't you watch the video ?

  • @karencalder8540
    @karencalder8540 7 місяців тому

    I thought this was hilarious because I was stoned last night. Watching this today and its still funny😂
    Karl is a genius in disguise.

  • @gingernutts7986
    @gingernutts7986 7 років тому +41

    Manmoths?

  • @AlanFink4224
    @AlanFink4224 9 місяців тому +2

    Damn. Karl is special. For real.

  • @12HHoo
    @12HHoo 2 роки тому +1

    Love Steve (and Karl and Ricky). So quick witted and insightful. Very rarely nasty.

  • @obansrinathan
    @obansrinathan 4 роки тому +2

    At 8:00 it reminds me of a quote from someone “love and let love, with the stipulation that those who love in glass houses breath on the windows” I didn’t quote exactly

  • @haunter4708
    @haunter4708 2 роки тому +3

    Karl is so right though!
    “Is that the best thing he said?” ✅
    “Why is that one remembered?” ✅
    “‘Waste not want not’ isn’t even that catchy” ✅

  • @Tyto451
    @Tyto451 4 роки тому +14

    He’s like a child that’s still at that point in development where they still take every saying literally.

  • @1halnass
    @1halnass 5 років тому +11

    Bungled is a word I'll said lots of times.

  • @samwithers2147
    @samwithers2147 4 роки тому +49

    I’ll never understand how Ricky never heard of an elephant in the room

    • @Bellocks1
      @Bellocks1 4 роки тому +8

      I bet he has, imo he was saying it to coax Karl into attempting to explain it.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +1

      I hadn't until about 5 years ago.
      Perhaps it's a northern thing? 😉

    • @Wooble1
      @Wooble1 2 роки тому +1

      I came here to say this

    • @adebolabloke6962
      @adebolabloke6962 2 роки тому +1

      Isn't it the way Karl said it? "There's an elephant in the room" rather than discussing "the elephant in the room"

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 5 років тому +10

    Eyes that were looking in their ‘ead

  • @junkboxhero4825
    @junkboxhero4825 4 роки тому +10

    Wow...anybody else notice that both Steven and Ricky both made fun of Karl for not knowing what the glasshouse analogy meant and then they both tell what they think it means and they're both wrong too!

    • @Timmypup
      @Timmypup 4 роки тому +4

      Haha! Yes, it’s about hipocrisy

  • @bubblezovlove7213
    @bubblezovlove7213 Рік тому

    I didn't like Ricky Gervais until Karl Pilkington. I thought Ricky was just a so so comedian. Once I started to get the whole Karl thing I was just so impressed that I forever more will love Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais..... 🥰

  • @boricualink
    @boricualink 3 роки тому +2

    Best ben franklin quote." Fish and guests stink after 3 days." Words to live by folks.

  • @adebolabloke6962
    @adebolabloke6962 10 місяців тому +1

    When Ricky intentionally didn't understand Karl's ridiculous attempt to talk about "the elephant in the room".... that was brilliant.

  • @deeel8458
    @deeel8458 7 років тому +83

    "NEVER SEEN A BLACK GHOST" kp

    • @ShadowOfDanger
      @ShadowOfDanger 7 років тому +10

      DEE EL "I don't want to be bungled in"

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 6 років тому +4

      He's right though.

    • @awinbisa
      @awinbisa 6 років тому +8

      Old person eating a twix

    •  5 років тому

      Are you black?

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 років тому +1

      David When you see them in magazines ‘anthat?

  • @draekon8995
    @draekon8995 5 років тому +13

    Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house reminds me of Steve insulting Karl, he loves to rip on Karl but gets mad when Karl retaliates

  • @chriscolin781
    @chriscolin781 4 роки тому +2

    Was over the moon when i found your Great channel ! Remember watching this year's ago. but missed so much as I used to go out on the lash. so happy to say a Massive thanks for your uploads. 😂

  • @angelaknight7184
    @angelaknight7184 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks guys 💜

  • @gerardoneill1513
    @gerardoneill1513 3 роки тому +1

    Can't eat listening to Karl, every time I go to swallow food he chokes me up with his karlism's.

  • @Sock1122
    @Sock1122 3 роки тому +2

    "basic glass houses" thank god we moved past that stage in our history

  • @annika_panicka
    @annika_panicka 4 роки тому +8

    "Willy-nillily" 🙃

  • @adamhogie2139
    @adamhogie2139 7 років тому +6

    Thanks for uploading!

  • @michaelh13
    @michaelh13 2 роки тому +1

    ‘“We’ll go on the beaches and all that”-Winston Churchill’- Karl Pilkington

  • @getheroutofthetruck
    @getheroutofthetruck 4 роки тому +3

    'If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.'

  • @moomoopuppy5810
    @moomoopuppy5810 6 років тому +11

    The octopus gozzes everywhere...lol.

  • @tssr9665
    @tssr9665 4 роки тому +3

    bro i like all of them, but if i had to spend a week with any of them, i’d pick karl hands down lmaoo

  • @JamesV1
    @JamesV1 4 роки тому +10

    "Just Rome, hasn't changed, has it? Rome, ancient Rome"

  • @Noodlelino28
    @Noodlelino28 7 років тому +5

    Yessss love watching these at night :) thanks for the upload!

  • @BigJohnnyWebb
    @BigJohnnyWebb 7 років тому +248

    Another great upload. Thanks for all your hard work, Doctor.

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  7 років тому +37

      Pleasure

    • @joannewill9040
      @joannewill9040 4 роки тому +4

      E da

    • @D_AshProject
      @D_AshProject 4 роки тому +6

      Literally I listen to this because I want to sleep and end up laughing my bollocks off
      So I just turn it off to get sleep
      Yup Karl Pilkington

    • @stephydc6355
      @stephydc6355 2 роки тому

      He just admitted on molesting kids

    • @leestravels8465
      @leestravels8465 2 роки тому

      Tyteertere

  • @magician33
    @magician33 4 роки тому +3

    Great work

  • @billbaxter3800
    @billbaxter3800 2 роки тому +1

    I agree with Karl completely on the prostate exam.

  • @RAGINGDRAGON99
    @RAGINGDRAGON99 4 роки тому +8

    Bungled is actually a word, and it was used in the correct context by Karl.

    • @stefanagha3248
      @stefanagha3248 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a word but that wasn’t the correct context.

    • @Astralfirework
      @Astralfirework 4 роки тому +3

      I’m fairly certain a bungle is a gaff or error, and thus a bungler is one who commits such.
      Karl likely meant bundled but misspoke.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 3 роки тому +2

      @@Astralfirework
      Correct.
      He was also a big bear on Rainbow😃

  • @lachazaroony
    @lachazaroony 6 років тому +7

    If the birds gone, the word can. lmao

  • @91vanced14
    @91vanced14 2 роки тому +2

    This made me realise that Karl pretends to be stupid. I always thought it but this confirms it for me 😊

  • @AdzSONLINE
    @AdzSONLINE 6 років тому +19

    I'm usin me fables

    • @EKOvision
      @EKOvision 2 роки тому

      “Use your brain instead”😂

  • @rebharath
    @rebharath 6 років тому +7

    @20:08 - agree with karl on voting

    • @SweatpantsPG
      @SweatpantsPG 5 років тому

      So glad he doesn't vote.

    • @LikeAZombie01
      @LikeAZombie01 4 роки тому +2

      @@SweatpantsPG Why you watching this with all the hate you seem to have for Karl?

  • @ashaw1016
    @ashaw1016 5 років тому +3

    I've noticed it's not Karl that's really missing from Ricky's latest podcasts its Steve. He's the only one who tells him to occasionally shut the fuck up and let other people talk.

  • @emoneyg33
    @emoneyg33 5 років тому +5

    Who doesnt like a pickle up the funny?

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 2 роки тому +1

    I still think the original XFM shows w Gervais, merchant and Pilko are the best thing they’ve ever done. Even the office doesn’t come close to the quotidian genius of Karl!

  • @kaderterki807
    @kaderterki807 4 роки тому +2

    Karl is so special, no conformity what so ever.

  • @redlady935
    @redlady935 4 роки тому +3

    "you can only talk rubbish of you're aware if knowledge" KP

  • @PMCollectorAdam
    @PMCollectorAdam 7 років тому +14

    Awesome, thanks for uploading this :)

  • @apex3d595
    @apex3d595 2 роки тому +1

    the things he says are so simple, yet so profound lol

  • @vantheman12welshman66
    @vantheman12welshman66 5 років тому +3

    God bless Karl

  • @300creator
    @300creator Рік тому +1

    How has Ricky never heard of 'there's an Elephant in the room'??