I would like to hear what the guys think about the fact that so many people find their conversations to be like lullabies. So many of us go to sleep with smiles on our faces because of the them. It's really quite beautiful. Thanks guys.
hey man just want to let you know I really appreciate how you've put these together, I've downloaded loads for an upcoming deployment and I know they'll help me and my shipmates through some long hours. Peace!
@Slave2Paper Did you know that the rich get richer because they decide to be paid more for something? A plumber is less paid then an actor, but a plumber is more valuable to have. The plumber cannot charge higher because the plumber will not be able to compete with other plumber-prices. It also has to do with the job, the actor is more valuable skill-wise because being a plumber is an easy to learn job, while being an actor takes in account the environment you were raised up in. That is why the rich get richer, simply because they are paid more at an accepted rate. That's how capitalism works, and it seems fair to me. If we didn't want actors, then directors wouldn't pay for them. If we wanted more plumbers, then we would be willing to pay more for them.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Too simplistic this perception of Capitalism. Capitalism has allowed gross division of wealth. ABUSE of the most vulnerable, children and the poor, are easily culled into SEX slavery. HUMANITY DEMANDS A LEVEL OF SOCIALISM!
footballers get 20 times more than most vital trades if they had the balls they would give some back... 80k a week for playing football nurses get nothing compared to the lives they save
i get what carl's saying with the whole "why are they still using the index finger to check your prostate?" thing. I think the same thing every year when it's time for a pap smear. like, with the technology we have, how are we not doing this with a simple blood test or something by now. that damn speculum is still our best tool for this?
00:06:00 He never Forgets Rick 00:10:50 Cheeky Freak Of The Week 1 - 27 Finger Guy, Elephant Man, Elephant Woman 00:17:30 Bonus Freak!!! Lobster Man 00:20:00 A siamese lad 00:22:18 Another Siamese Lad 00:29:56 Cheeky Freak Strangest Couple that ever got married 00:37:00 Karl does Steve Again 00:43:49 Cheeky Freak - Light House Man Pig Woman Elephant Man Two knob Pillow Man 00:54:08 Prostate Exam Saga 01:18:00 Karl's Kidney Stones 01:31:00 A woman had a baby who had a baby 01:35:58 Karls advice to a fetus 01:36:00 Suzanne Wants a baby 01:41:33 Fat Baby 01:43:11 Man in a jar without a brain 01:47:20 Horse in the house 01:56:35
Sometimes I put these on to fall asleep to, but end up laughing and paying too much attention and the next thing I know, it's 6:03 am and I'm still awake. Also, if I am drifting into sleep, Ricky cackles so loudly.
103:30 Ricky chewing out Karl for not getting a prostate exam then bringing in an actual doctor to the studio is amazing. It’s funny but it shows that Ricky genuinely cares about Karl and worries about him.
"I've never heard such bulloc- I-I-I... you are a- play a record, play a record!" "I couldn't believe it..." "What do you mean you COULDN'T believe it, stop the record, stop the record! What do you mean YOU couldn't believe it?!" I've never laughed so fucking hard before hahaha
thank you for spending time editing all these clips, I really enjoy these categories, it's like different areas of Karl's mind get explored each time 😂
Call me crazy, but i'd like to see K.P. Have a proper debate against an intellectual. Like a proper Oxford Union style debate. I believe the results would be surprising. Is it f'd up that i understand most of his points of view.
Karl makes perfect sense its just hes either on the furthest side of a valid point that he cant explain properly or he fully doesn't care about that particular subject because logically it literally doesn't matter to him lol
Its also true. A morbidly obese women who couldnt reach a certain part of her arse had a pork chop bone lodged in one of the rolls of fat and the doctor misdiagnosed it as a tumour.
Still LOVE Karl! If you're a fan you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. Was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act. Miles better than in Derek. Displayed some actual nuance...
Baby who had a baby: I heard a story about a woman who would have had twins, but one died in her womb very early, and it became absorbed into the surviving baby's body. At some point after birth there had to be one or more operations to correct it.
A lot of women ask for a female Dr. when being examined, especially intimately. I don't think it's unreasonable as a man, to prefer a male Dr. for an intimate examination.
Prince Randian (sometimes misspelled Rardion or Randion; October 12, 1871 - December 19, 1934), also nicknamed Pillow Man, The Snake Man, The Human Torso, The Human Caterpillar and a variety of other names, was a Guyanese-born American performer with tetra-amelia syndrome and a famous limbless sideshow performer of the early 1900s, best known for his ability to roll cigarettes with his lips. He was brought to the United States by P.T. Barnum in 1889,[1] at the age of 18, and was a popular Coney Island carnival and circus attraction for 45 years. In 1932, he was featured in the film Freaks, in which he is seen lighting up a cigarette with a match. Randian (whose birth name is unknown) was born with no arms or legs in Demerara, British Guiana. He was Hindu and spoke Hindi, English, French, and German. According to a passenger manifest of SS Parima from April 14, 1917, he had lived previously at Charlotte Amalie, Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands. With his wife, known as Princess Sarah (apparently a Hindu woman, born c. 1872), he fathered 5 children.] Their children included Mary Randian (born c. 1893), Richard Randian (born c. 1901), Elizabeth Randian (born c. 1904), and Wilhelmina Randian (born c. 1904).] In the 1920s he was working for Krause Amusement Company and lived in Plainfield, New Jersey. He and his wife lived at 174 Water Street, Paterson, New Jersey, until his death. Routine
A woman I worked with had a child that her nose almost looked like an elephant trunk. Sweetest little girl that would smile and laugh. She hardly ever cried. She would be about 21 today. I hope she is still a happy person but it was very sad.
31:08 ...this bit Karl states here about I've got a mate who's... Appears in Ricky Gervais stand up gigs. I noticed quite a few jokes Ricky uses are what Karl made up on this show.
When Karls starts a story with " there's this fella ", you know its gonna be a good story
Andreas *fella. Not being picky, just an FYI.
Ages ago
"There's this fella knockin' about"
Andreas happened ages ago ☺️
and she opened the door, right? and its a little monke sat thaye
This is the best night time therapy. I love listening to this and falling asleep. Thank you for putting them on.
The male voice on the app "Headspace" sounds so much like Karl Pilkington.
@@PlayaP69 you from Straya too aye
miroslav mlinar Australia? Me? Nooo. 😄
Rickys Ott laugh really pisses me off..
I do the same thing!
“With people like that, you never want to offend them; they never forget.”
Karl 😂😂😂😂
I now can’t sleep without listening to this over and over again
It's so relaxing listening to these that I sometimes fall asleep. Until Ricky laughs that is!
Yes, me too. I listen to them every night, but Ricky is too much! My 👂 hurt!
Yak, no commercials = legend. Thanks.
Much appreciated!
One of the good guys for sure. I wish i could make a voluntary contribution actually.
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@@rosshind6369it’s not up to the uploader whether or not there are ads
I would like to hear what the guys think about the fact that so many people find their conversations to be like lullabies.
So many of us go to sleep with smiles on our faces because of the them. It's really quite beautiful. Thanks guys.
rickys cackle everytime karl spits out one of his many gems is exactly the right response to the things this man says
It's mad how someone can make so many people laugh so much laughs so little
Well, he's playing a role.
He actually laughs quite a lot it’s just sounded out by Ricky, and also he plays a role where he’s not the one who’s laughing.
Playing a role??
What the hell you talking about?
Do you think this is scripted?😲
Playing a role ? Karl ? I don’t think so.
Omg when Ricky makes Karl say what his dad called the elephant woman! I can't cope!!!
Spud head
I have been falling asleep to these guys since I first watched the animated series on HBO... Thank you for compiling these shows!
hey man just want to let you know I really appreciate how you've put these together, I've downloaded loads for an upcoming deployment and I know they'll help me and my shipmates through some long hours. Peace!
hope the deployment is going well salior!
@Slave2Paper Did you know that the rich get richer because they decide to be paid more for something? A plumber is less paid then an actor, but a plumber is more valuable to have. The plumber cannot charge higher because the plumber will not be able to compete with other plumber-prices. It also has to do with the job, the actor is more valuable skill-wise because being a plumber is an easy to learn job, while being an actor takes in account the environment you were raised up in. That is why the rich get richer, simply because they are paid more at an accepted rate. That's how capitalism works, and it seems fair to me. If we didn't want actors, then directors wouldn't pay for them. If we wanted more plumbers, then we would be willing to pay more for them.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Too simplistic this perception of Capitalism. Capitalism has allowed gross division of wealth. ABUSE of the most vulnerable, children and the poor, are easily culled into SEX slavery. HUMANITY DEMANDS A LEVEL OF SOCIALISM!
footballers get 20 times more than most vital trades if they had the balls they would give some back... 80k a week for playing football nurses get nothing compared to the lives they save
Sailors are gay. That means you're gay. Gay.
21:56 is THE best Ricky Gervais laugh ever! I cried with laughter!
i get what carl's saying with the whole "why are they still using the index finger to check your prostate?" thing. I think the same thing every year when it's time for a pap smear. like, with the technology we have, how are we not doing this with a simple blood test or something by now. that damn speculum is still our best tool for this?
21:43 - 22:00 is pure comedy genius. Karl's an even greater comedian than Ricky, he brings him to spontaneous laughter all the time!
00:06:00 He never Forgets Rick
00:10:50 Cheeky Freak Of The Week 1 - 27 Finger Guy, Elephant Man, Elephant Woman
00:17:30 Bonus Freak!!! Lobster Man
00:20:00 A siamese lad
00:22:18 Another Siamese Lad
00:29:56 Cheeky Freak Strangest Couple that ever got married
00:37:00 Karl does Steve Again
00:43:49 Cheeky Freak - Light House Man
Pig Woman
Elephant Man
Two knob
Pillow Man
00:54:08 Prostate Exam Saga
01:18:00 Karl's Kidney Stones
01:31:00 A woman had a baby who had a baby
01:35:58 Karls advice to a fetus
01:36:00 Suzanne Wants a baby
01:41:33 Fat Baby
01:43:11 Man in a jar without a brain
01:47:20 Horse in the house
01:56:35
Bonus Freak 🤣🤣
Sometimes I put these on to fall asleep to, but end up laughing and paying too much attention and the next thing I know, it's 6:03 am and I'm still awake. Also, if I am drifting into sleep, Ricky cackles so loudly.
I have Restless Leg Syndrome. It's hell. I feel for Karl in between cracking up.😆
Have you tried cutting out caffeine? That worked for me
"He never forget, Rick." Might be the greatest joke Steve Merchant ever made, so simple and so perfectly executed.
"You're a grape crusher mate"
103:30 Ricky chewing out Karl for not getting a prostate exam then bringing in an actual doctor to the studio is amazing. It’s funny but it shows that Ricky genuinely cares about Karl and worries about him.
It's a conspiracy, they don't need to put a finger up the bum
I don't remember Ricky ever saying he's had it done😏
"The human slug should work as a draft excluder." 😂😂😂😂
Kelly Stephenson right??? Oh my god hahaha
"I've never heard such bulloc- I-I-I... you are a- play a record, play a record!"
"I couldn't believe it..."
"What do you mean you COULDN'T believe it, stop the record, stop the record! What do you mean YOU couldn't believe it?!"
I've never laughed so fucking hard before hahaha
when was this?
The only time they stop the record I believe!
"Crush grapes" Stu Francis is shitting himself 😂
thank you for spending time editing all these clips, I really enjoy these categories, it's like different areas of Karl's mind get explored each time 😂
I’ve listened to these time and time again and they’re always hilarious 😂
Crazy to think that this is almost 20 years old... To think I was only 17 when this came out and I'd never heard of it before.
Good times
The prostate exam was amazing
wondered how long it would take until karl called Steve a freak 😂
This is like therapy. Brilliant!
Absolutely. 7 evenings a week ✌️
And we need this more now than ever before
the bits where you can hear karl gasping for air as he turns his head to not have the mic catch it are the best bits
At one point I thought I may be the only one listening too this brilliant nonsense every single night
1:01:15 "what's 6 billion then?" "loads init..."
When karl was getting the prostate exam and said jesus that's high up 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve seen his brother, the pillow 🤣
21:55 This laugh will add years to your life
im pretty sure it took away years from ricky
"...Spud Head."
Just about shit myself laughing.
3:35 This kind of on air in-fighting is what I live for.
Mrs Dilkington checking in to see if you are all ALRIGHT..!!! ❤️
He didn’t look both ways lol brilliant.
‘Leaning on an apple’
Amazed Karl hadn't seen Freaks sooner - it's baffling. Wonder if Spud Head was a DEVO fan?
Call me crazy, but i'd like to see K.P. Have a proper debate against an intellectual. Like a proper Oxford Union style debate. I believe the results would be surprising. Is it f'd up that i understand most of his points of view.
Lol KP vs Richard Dawkins on whether moths have eyes.
Karl has a really interesting mind in my opinion. As Ricky once said, it’s like he follows the subplot to every story.
@@29memyselfandi I think he’s high functioning autistic.. not really appreciated in the early 2000’s..
No.
Karl makes perfect sense its just hes either on the furthest side of a valid point that he cant explain properly or he fully doesn't care about that particular subject because logically it literally doesn't matter to him lol
Best therapy ever, thank you so much for the videos much appreciated! 💙
I remember the lady his dad called spud head. From stretford precinct. Even as a teen at time, felt sorry that others would run up and abuse her.
that’s amazing
Nasty Manks!😂
“Did the child have a baby?”
“....yeah”
“COURSE IT DIDNT!!!!!”
Lmao
crush grapes!!! LOL amazing!
I love that Karl saw what was clearly an exaggerated + obviously fake picture of a tiny man leaning on an apple and thought it was real 😂
Did I tell you about the immune system?
Possibly the most romantic line ever.
21:57 i have replayed this laugh from Ricky SOOO many times in my life
i need rickys laugh as my ringtone lol
Jesus thats high up
Youre touching a lung
1:08:06 "You're touchin a kung!" - Hilarious!!!
"I'M GETTING ANGRY MAN!.. TELL ME!.. WHAT DID HE CALL HER!?"
spud'ead.
Everyone is looking for ”fresh” wine lol....enough of all this old wine get me some fresh stuff lmao
So many good lines from Steve in this
I fucking love this trio.
I enjoy these podcasts over and over thanks for the laughs mint
The irony of Karl being annoyed of the magazine telling him to drink, then he gets kidney stones 😂😂
Why wasnt he looking both ways?
Leaning on an apple 🍏
CRUSH GRAPES.
I love the trio🔥♥️😩
1:25 in and I'm already fucking dying lmao
I’d love to meet Karl..he is so cool
The all-new ₩■£CJK:).Xfm live intertween *with live input with the already-made xfm Podcasts. Now with a thumbs👍up.CJK₩.■.¿♧◇♡~.*■.
Some think outside the box, Karl thinks under it.
I have been looking for 21:55 for years.
I haven't heard some of these before.
Love this, why so many dislikes
The pork chop story is hilarious!!!
Its also true. A morbidly obese women who couldnt reach a certain part of her arse had a pork chop bone lodged in one of the rolls of fat and the doctor misdiagnosed it as a tumour.
And it only turned out, it was a PORK CHOP!!😂
has anyone heard where karl talks about a game show where contestants try to become doctors?
They mention operating on Hilda.....
What, the one where the finale is just a head on a pillow?😂
Completely lost it at 1:08:02
It IS good therapy! Favorite bits, "...snot in a jar??"
and "You smell. You Shit?"
Still LOVE Karl! If you're a fan you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. Was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act. Miles better than in Derek. Displayed some actual nuance...
He was just being Karl as usual, not really acting!!😏
01:14:21 - The tumour
Baby who had a baby: I heard a story about a woman who would have had twins, but one died in her womb very early, and it became absorbed into the surviving baby's body. At some point after birth there had to be one or more operations to correct it.
Steve is obsessed with Jack-a-lanterns!!🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
Crush grapes .... LOL
Gervais just invented the youtube reaction video.
A lot of women ask for a female Dr. when being examined, especially intimately.
I don't think it's unreasonable as a man, to prefer a male Dr. for an intimate examination.
the baby having a baby thing is actually true.. omg. Karl was right...
Wow - it is! It's called "fetus-in-fetu", crazy!
He wasn't a baby and he wasn't pregnant.
So you're as wrong as Karl was!!
Prince Randian (sometimes misspelled Rardion or Randion; October 12, 1871 - December 19, 1934), also nicknamed Pillow Man, The Snake Man, The Human Torso, The Human Caterpillar and a variety of other names, was a Guyanese-born American performer with tetra-amelia syndrome and a famous limbless sideshow performer of the early 1900s, best known for his ability to roll cigarettes with his lips.
He was brought to the United States by P.T. Barnum in 1889,[1] at the age of 18, and was a popular Coney Island carnival and circus attraction for 45 years. In 1932, he was featured in the film Freaks, in which he is seen lighting up a cigarette with a match.
Randian (whose birth name is unknown) was born with no arms or legs in Demerara, British Guiana. He was Hindu and spoke Hindi, English, French, and German. According to a passenger manifest of SS Parima from April 14, 1917, he had lived previously at Charlotte Amalie, Saint Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands. With his wife, known as Princess Sarah (apparently a Hindu woman, born c. 1872), he fathered 5 children.] Their children included Mary Randian (born c. 1893), Richard Randian (born c. 1901), Elizabeth Randian (born c. 1904), and Wilhelmina Randian (born c. 1904).] In the 1920s he was working for Krause Amusement Company and lived in Plainfield, New Jersey. He and his wife lived at 174 Water Street, Paterson, New Jersey, until his death.
Routine
2021 and this got me through COVID! Brilliant time to find about KP! 😕 Steve could be a freak of the week. 6”7 kurmit the frog look a like.
got the same throat!
Crush grapes lol only Karl could come up with that
1:31:10 A pregnant woman who had a baby who had a baby
Perfect timing
I love that the fella leaning on an apple was clearly just a depiction to grab readers, and Karl thinks it's real 😂😂
"The name's mark"
All right lobster man
Stephen Merchant has a nice voice, and a cute giggle
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Rachel Weiss goggle eyed freak with an annoying fake radio laugh*
@@JR-ty8gh Mama LIKEE!
As a firefighter I can confirm that the story at 10:30 would defo be true lol
Omg I'm dying laughing. The restless leg syndrome!😂😂😂
A woman I worked with had a child that her nose almost looked like an elephant trunk. Sweetest little girl that would smile and laugh. She hardly ever cried. She would be about 21 today. I hope she is still a happy person but it was very sad.
so what
They shud be a university course about karl pilkington. Aka Karlology
I'm only being honest... so you be honest
Am with Carl on the three legged juggler he's using his hands 😂😂
31:08 ...this bit Karl states here about I've got a mate who's... Appears in Ricky Gervais stand up gigs. I noticed quite a few jokes Ricky uses are what Karl made up on this show.
“It’s weird innit.”
Thx for this gold! 😂
Thanks a lot....lockdown Prozac...
6:30 fucking lost it. Steve is the absolute king of timing