Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Two

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  • @JR-in2in
    @JR-in2in 2 роки тому +41

    I'd love for them to do these podcasts in today's world there is a lot going on and would be great convo

    • @eddyspaghettiii
      @eddyspaghettiii Місяць тому +1

      The world of monkeys and cheeky freaks is action packed today

  • @ScottyNapaa
    @ScottyNapaa 2 роки тому +86

    @31:05 Ricky's impromptu ability to imagine 20 seconds of dialogue replete with distinct voices for 4 different characters really gives us an insight to why he's been such a great comedy producer

    • @BboyCorrosive
      @BboyCorrosive 2 роки тому +6

      Sort of freshy smell init

    • @estellegrove4853
      @estellegrove4853 2 роки тому +5

      He’s just so funny, they’re all hilarious I just love it 😂😂😂😂

    • @KirkWilson86
      @KirkWilson86 2 роки тому +2

      Same condensity

    • @danjames5858
      @danjames5858 Рік тому +1

      😊😊😊

    • @MissileGuidance
      @MissileGuidance Рік тому +2

      I love listening to Ricky, people say he's annoying but I would say that is role in this show. Obviously I don't know him personally but it is just a comedy show and I think these people need to realise you can't just express hate on celebrities when you haven't met them

  • @theophrastusbombastus1359
    @theophrastusbombastus1359 3 роки тому +37

    16:00
    *Karl:* It's a shame you can't tip as much as you used to be able to
    *Steve:* You mean in a restaurant?
    *Karl:* No, just when you're getting rid of a mattress or something

  • @srini1635
    @srini1635 3 роки тому +20

    Steve, I am surprised I haven't seen you in there🤣🤣🤣

  • @ProcyonAlpha
    @ProcyonAlpha 6 місяців тому +22

    I always come back here for a laugh when I'm feeling down. Thanks Karl

    • @Vertical-sandwiches
      @Vertical-sandwiches 6 місяців тому +3

      No worries.

    • @Dhb61
      @Dhb61 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Vertical-sandwicheshorizontal sandwiches are better

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 2 роки тому +26

    Still love Karl! He is one of a kind...If you missed his cameo as the copper recently in ‘the thief, his wife and the Canoe’ he was genuinely good. I was pleasantly surprised. The whole show was good too! But seeing him call ‘bullshit’ made it all worthwhile. Would never have guessed from these days he’d ever be able to act..

    • @estebancomulet
      @estebancomulet 2 роки тому +2

      @bina nocht lol so did I. Not quite as a surreally high-brow as that but still fantastic entertainment (albeit based on a real story). And for Karl alone it is worthwhile.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому

      Yes it was worthwhile to see Karl as bullshit man.

    • @rickewilde
      @rickewilde Рік тому

      He also plays a debt collector in a recent series i watched but can't remember the name of series sorry

  • @ChrYpTic-Toons
    @ChrYpTic-Toons Рік тому +7

    They should def make a new series of the ricky gervais show. I would definitely tune in every week.

    • @Vertical-sandwiches
      @Vertical-sandwiches 6 місяців тому +2

      It wouldn't be the same, that time has been and gone.

  • @thomastaylor6102
    @thomastaylor6102 2 роки тому +28

    Karl seems totally incapable of being dishonest. I think he’s great, and funny as fuck.

  • @lucasalvatore4957
    @lucasalvatore4957 2 роки тому +43

    I’m italian living in London, and Karl is 100% fucking right.

    • @catatonicable
      @catatonicable 2 роки тому +3

      Why stay?

    • @joewright9879
      @joewright9879 2 роки тому +4

      Luca Salvatore sounds Polish

    • @lucasalvatore4957
      @lucasalvatore4957 2 роки тому +19

      @@catatonicable to steal all the benefits

    • @seanbrown8533
      @seanbrown8533 10 місяців тому

      ​@@joewright9879it doesn't at all!!😂 Luca is short for a name like Gianluca which is Italian , and Salvatore is clearly Italian.
      What are you talking about you spacker!!!?😂
      Polish surnames tend to end with ski, and first names like Lukasz.

    • @joedent3323
      @joedent3323 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lucasalvatore4957you Dirty Stromboli.

  • @lr1968
    @lr1968 2 роки тому +76

    I love how Karl stands his ground! Well what have you done?🤣

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому +3

      What do u remember then? was also a hilarious retort to them laughing about ‘the tick-tack incident’ 😂👍

    • @bigshagger8277
      @bigshagger8277 Рік тому +2

      ​@@bazglsgw1208tinging it's way up the tube

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Рік тому

      @@bigshagger8277 Ping pong ting tong! 😂😂👍

    • @dingrey
      @dingrey 8 місяців тому

      Willynillilly

    • @robertchapman3135
      @robertchapman3135 Місяць тому

      😢​@@bazglsgw1208

  • @AdamReale
    @AdamReale 5 місяців тому +3

    You can’t leave it there because a blind person may come along “what’s the dog doing” 😂😂

  • @ralism1
    @ralism1 2 роки тому +24

    'Shorts man, they were out more than they were in, they had a tan'
    That is absolute class

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      You wouldn't be saying that if you had to see him on a regular basis!

  • @Azrael442
    @Azrael442 4 роки тому +118

    Brilliant with the black screen👌

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 роки тому +4

      Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 роки тому

      @flame&asuie 2119 you get to

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 роки тому

      @flame&asuie 2119 you get to

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t don’t think

    • @Sj-cn3rr
      @Sj-cn3rr 4 роки тому

      I

  • @philiproseel3506
    @philiproseel3506 2 роки тому +7

    Tingin’ its way up the tube,
    Tingin’ its way up the tube,
    Ting tong, ping pong,
    Tingin’ its way up the tube.

  • @richfoerster851
    @richfoerster851 2 роки тому +4

    Love it. Karl is legendary. Epic vidz...still top choice a year later

  • @danesmith4227
    @danesmith4227 2 роки тому +21

    18:16 the original "whats the dog doing" meme created by karl

  • @kevinwilliams6858
    @kevinwilliams6858 4 роки тому +14

    When Ricky said it was like she was her only witness to existence... Cut deep that but on another note it was like playing buckaroo 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chrishughes4521
    @chrishughes4521 Місяць тому +1

    It's difficult to describe Karl, mental genius is the best I can come up with.

    • @robhoopz
      @robhoopz 18 днів тому

      Smartest idiot. Haha.

  • @SamuelBlack84
    @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +5

    Steve thinks he can't do anything that requires great effort because of his glasses. It didn't stop Gordon Freeman 😄

  • @jackasswarvetrian
    @jackasswarvetrian 2 роки тому +31

    “You don’t see many disappointed blind people” neither do they 😂

  • @barukkazhad8998
    @barukkazhad8998 Рік тому +5

    The world is a duller place with out Karl on TV or radio ..

  • @sicknote1558
    @sicknote1558 2 роки тому +6

    Pmsl prescription goggles 🤣🤣 wonder if Steve has got a prescription windscreen for his car 😂😂😂🤣

  • @baghiballsakh82
    @baghiballsakh82 4 роки тому +31

    Nice touch having a blank screen 👌
    Edit, I see the same sentiment in the comments.... same emoji too. Spooky.

  • @tbrowniscool
    @tbrowniscool 3 роки тому +14

    34:19 is hilarious.! Karl has got some witty one liners!

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 3 роки тому +20

    “Chased by a bee, scored a goal.”
    I have a hilarious mental image of this.

  • @user-rk3oi8bi4u
    @user-rk3oi8bi4u 2 роки тому +5

    33:24 "What do you remember then" fucking classic

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому

      Nothing...
      Nothing at all. 🤦‍♂️

  • @RatPfink66
    @RatPfink66 2 роки тому +8

    18:11 So it was Karl who started "What the dog doin?"

    • @peighnesshonourchign9164
      @peighnesshonourchign9164 6 місяців тому

      Memes are cancerous

    • @click8708
      @click8708 Місяць тому

      @RatPfink66 As soon as I heard it it woke me up, I replayed to make sure I heard it right then came to check the comments

  • @jasoncaulkin9830
    @jasoncaulkin9830 3 роки тому +21

    Karl really cracks me up - no other levels of being kind to an old person “Meeting someone at the bus stop to popping their piles back in” 😂

  • @TheDuked
    @TheDuked 4 роки тому +21

    "Lets have a game of knobopoly"
    "A game of Knobaration"

  • @archiewall124
    @archiewall124 3 роки тому +7

    Never forget ‘could the world fall’ and ‘treat the world like a head’

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 23 дні тому +1

    34.20 Me Mum & Dad Don't Remember Me Then 😂 ❤

  • @visitor5230
    @visitor5230 3 роки тому +5

    He's gonna have my hand here 🤣🤣

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 2 роки тому +5

    Karl Pilkington.
    The man with incredible thinking eyes!! 🤦‍♂️

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 2 роки тому +2

    "It's f*cking lovely but he's been sick all over the c*nting place!" Proof that you can be skilled in cursing

  • @annika_panicka
    @annika_panicka 8 місяців тому +3

    5:00 _"I was a late-comer to pasta..."_

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 2 роки тому +2

    ...my perscription is so dense they sunk straight to the bottom" lol

  • @SpecialOrder935
    @SpecialOrder935 Рік тому +5

    Steve’s completely wrong about swimming goggles … all of them sink

  • @simonberry7894
    @simonberry7894 4 роки тому +177

    Who can't like Karl?

  • @cazmataz6579
    @cazmataz6579 3 місяці тому +1

    Gervais is so blessed to have s friend like Pilkington. He's just straight up, honest a nice guy and funny ❤

  • @Hexen_Wulf
    @Hexen_Wulf 3 роки тому +25

    You know, they make fun of Karl quite a lot, but at least he doesn't cackle like a witch, Gervais.

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 роки тому +2

      Hexan. True he just mumbles in uneducated Manc .

  • @gutz323
    @gutz323 2 роки тому +16

    Karl talks more sense sometimes than they make out. He's not as daft as they try to make him look. The way Karl's mind works, isn't much different to the average person, he's just not shy of admiting it without sounding stupid.

    • @teejayaich4306
      @teejayaich4306 2 роки тому +1

      The part about his mind and way being like the average person but more honest is terrifying but insightful. The average person is a mix of ignorant (with little to no attempt to ever become less so - some outright PROUD of knowing almost nothing about the mind blowing and wonderful multiverse we live in) and idiocy (ignorance is curable, idiocy is largely genetic and childhood/schooling/culture)

    • @teejayaich4306
      @teejayaich4306 2 роки тому

      Oh, also, with that dismal evaluation of most people's mental capacity (I think ignorance and injurious complacency is o0% of the problem - if the prevailing culture wasn't a mix of lukewarm (left) and explicitly hostile (right) to the very concept of learning, science, and expertise, I think current human biology is capable of unimaginable feats of learning, understanding, and exploration, but it's so focused on making your shitty underpayment anti-creativity jobs we are forced to do for a wee fraction of the profit produced by you yourself .

    • @boerkuhjah
      @boerkuhjah 2 роки тому

      I agree with that

    • @deelan8664
      @deelan8664 10 місяців тому

      They were really trying too hard to get a laugh out of when karl was making the point that, although they may not seem related at times, presentation affects a lot of things. Karl was making sense there but obviously could’ve worded it better

  • @BLAH-b5u
    @BLAH-b5u 6 місяців тому +1

    i realise i am like Karl the more i listen to him

  • @Wil_Dsense
    @Wil_Dsense 2 роки тому +2

    52:00 “I’ll do one side of the brain and you do the other” haha hilarious Ricky

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 9 місяців тому +2

    Karl’’s right-no one remembers if you were at their wedding and they certainly don’t care. I give them a hundred dollar check, and leave after the ceremony.

  • @rossledwith6116
    @rossledwith6116 4 роки тому +23

    As much as Karl’s the star of these videos, Ricky was on top form in this one

  • @DJ_PROMO_PR
    @DJ_PROMO_PR 3 роки тому +16

    Karl Pilkington is underrated. Probably the only person in the world that doesn't live his life according to trends, likes, views, woke agendas, popular opinion, social status and politics.

    • @sicknote1558
      @sicknote1558 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah in a lot of ways he is actually pretty clever lol a do like the way he thinks and to be pretty honest we all have some pretty crazy stories

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 2 роки тому +5

      I like how he doesn’t use buzz words and meaningless phrases like “woke Agenda”

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Місяць тому

      lol shut up dork 🤡

  • @Shaun-yg8ie
    @Shaun-yg8ie 7 місяців тому +1

    Karl is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @Parky_1712
    @Parky_1712 2 роки тому +4

    Tinging it's way up the tube

  • @paulroche2265
    @paulroche2265 4 роки тому +25

    14:34 English fair play 😆😆😆 Sorry for laughing but I'm Irish...

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 роки тому +7

      Its not just Irish... anyone else in the world too.

    • @Algorithm347
      @Algorithm347 3 роки тому +1

      Fair play in Ireland probably means something completely different knowing the typical stereotypes 😆

    • @johnquirk4896
      @johnquirk4896 3 роки тому +1

      Yea he's talking shit... That's from an English person.

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 роки тому +1

      I'm Irish too but not a monumental bore like this guy.

    • @WesternEugenics
      @WesternEugenics 7 місяців тому +1

      Boo hoo

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 23 дні тому

    Some of Karl's Idea's Are Now out There SCARY THOUGHTS 😂😂😂

  • @pauldaley2474
    @pauldaley2474 2 роки тому +3

    The greatest non comedian off all time😆🤣😂👍

  • @bitterman213
    @bitterman213 2 роки тому +1

    Karl is on point on the wedding shit. On god

  • @rdt6234
    @rdt6234 2 роки тому +14

    I attended a Harley street surgery for a heart stent op. (I was covered by work) And Karl is absolutely right about gay mags. I couldn't understand why myself.

    • @paulelroy6650
      @paulelroy6650 2 роки тому +5

      Probably make sense if you were gay pal

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому +24

    Not sure why Ricky was contesting Karl's view that the appearance of food influences whether or not we want to eat it, I think that's the case for a lot of people! For me, the presentation of a dish is not extremely important but well presented food can definitely make it more appealing IMO.

    • @TheLyricalMouse
      @TheLyricalMouse 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly, food decorators/photographers get paid big money to make the perfect ads/images/thumbnails of big restaurant franchises like McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc...
      Even Coca-Cola company and alike use ice and splashes of water to sell their product.

    • @deelan8664
      @deelan8664 10 місяців тому

      That was very annoying of Ricky. For example, Balut might taste delicious but it looks vile and the idea of it is vile, I’m sure ricky would agree

  • @MylaCruz11
    @MylaCruz11 2 роки тому +3

    I can’t remember my life before 6 either lol 34:10

    • @brunneng38
      @brunneng38 Рік тому +1

      Same. I call BS on them claiming they have all of these toddler aged memories.

  • @The-Earth-Angel
    @The-Earth-Angel 2 роки тому +1

    They were out more than they were in, they had a tan - 💯 killer💀🤣🤣

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 роки тому +2

    I am epileptic. You never grab a person's tongue or put anything in their mouth. You could choke them.

  • @offal
    @offal 3 роки тому +17

    the longbow would far outclass a crossbow rick, they were lighter, they can load up to 6 times fater than a crossbow and could far exeed the range..

    • @Joel-wj9ql
      @Joel-wj9ql 3 роки тому +1

      Gervais is clearly a french sounding name...

    • @giants2k8
      @giants2k8 2 роки тому

      My thoughts exactly. I kind of cringed when Ricky began talking about it.

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 6 місяців тому +1

    Karl’s whole mental structure can be defined with the line “I’m using me fables.”
    He’s not really dumb. He lives in a world that doesn’t exist and has never existed. So weird.

  • @Hawkgoulet
    @Hawkgoulet 4 роки тому +5

    Little skin flint lmao

  • @sacred1827
    @sacred1827 2 роки тому +1

    Gonna make people jealous here: I haven't heard a lot of this stuff before :)

  • @rickewilde
    @rickewilde Рік тому

    What's the dog doing? 😂😂

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead 2 роки тому +2

    Of course he ate a beetle and a lump of Wasabi. He lets his eyes pick his food.

  • @Waterbasedwill
    @Waterbasedwill 3 роки тому +2

    Ah but Ricky, the plastic apple was a nice looking plastic apple, not a bad looking one

  • @interrupt394986
    @interrupt394986 Рік тому +2

    Surely they thought crossbows were unchristian due to the fact an arrow is fired into the enemy directly from the symbol of Jesus's sacrifice.

  • @jimmyrustler8983
    @jimmyrustler8983 3 роки тому +13

    Steve's wrong about the "Politely marching across no-mans land" for World War 1. WW1 was actually comprised of a lot of urban, woodland, mountain, and desert combat.
    The forced charges toward MG nests was during the Stalemates, and were mostly done by the French out of desperation. Which they quickly changed due to massive losses.
    They figured that out pretty quickly with snipers, tunnel digging, clouds of gas, creeping artillery barrages, Night time trench raids, and eventually, tanks.
    Edit;
    Technically, Karls right on Rickys fact about the English not wanting to use Crossbows. It was likely more to do with cronyism than it being "an unskilled, dishonorable weapon". The Catholic Church tried to ban them, yet in the Battle of Crecy, (theoretically banned) English Crossbowmen drove back (Theoretically banned) French Crossbowmen.
    Plus, The English ban was more to do with increasing the use of longbows, which I'm sure Royalty at the time were pocketing money through sales of said longbows. A well trained Longbowman can outshoot a novice Crossbowman in every way. And most people back then were VERY proficient with a bow.

    • @sicknote1558
      @sicknote1558 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah a can see were he's coming from

    • @nayten0324
      @nayten0324 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah plus sometimes they had to walk due to the fact they were bringing all their gear with them which weighed them down like during the battle of the Somme

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 роки тому +1

      @@nayten0324 WW1 was a mostly Horsepowered war. The scarred, cratered landscape being as it was, it was usually easier to move artillery pieces and equipment via horse.
      Walking in that mud must have been hell. Especially with all the corpses mixed into it, too.

  • @Janjanbobaney
    @Janjanbobaney 8 місяців тому +1

    This episode HAS to be the movie idea for the movie Steve was in called Table 23? I think it was that but the point is, where all the singles are sat and talking about their gifts being shoved to a corner and so on… show of hands who’s been there? We just saw a super funny movie with Steve called Movie 43 … if you haven’t seen it, it’s a riot. Their was a podcast episode of them talking about balls on the chin and movie 43 does it. Couldn’t believe it! Steve must have thrown that in?!
    Have a good sleep everyone here in Kitchener 🇨🇦💤🙈

  • @markwoodwardnotts
    @markwoodwardnotts Рік тому

    It's tinging it's way up the tube 😂

  • @teewoods6701
    @teewoods6701 2 роки тому +1

    Let's have a game of "fucka poo 💩 haha 😄

  • @rjsampsonrs
    @rjsampsonrs Рік тому +1

    😂[The scene opens with a dimly lit stage. A spotlight illuminates a lone microphone stand in the center. As the audience settles down, Ricky Gervais, dressed in a black suit, walks onto the stage with a mischievous grin.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you! Tonight, I want to talk to you about someone who's become a legend in his own right. A man who has single-handedly redefined the word "idiot." Yes, you guessed it, Karl Pilkington.
    [The audience chuckles and applauds.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Now, Karl is not your typical bloke. No, no, no. He's a special kind of bloke. The kind that makes you question the very fabric of human intelligence. I mean, if there was a contest for the most bizarre thoughts, Karl would win it hands down. And let's be honest, it's not a competition anyone would want to win.
    [Laughter ripples through the audience.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Karl is a man who sees the world through a unique lens. You know, the kind of lens you find at the bottom of a pint glass after a night of heavy drinking. But let me tell you, it's precisely that lens that makes him a comedic genius. I've known Karl for years, and I can safely say that he's the most unintentionally funny person I've ever met.
    [The crowd bursts into laughter.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: You see, Karl has this ability to take the simplest things and turn them into absurd, mind-boggling tales. I remember once, we were having a chat about evolution, and Karl comes up with this gem of a theory. He says, "What if dinosaurs never really went extinct? What if they just got smaller and turned into birds?" I mean, imagine that! T-Rexes ruling the skies, terrorizing pigeons. It's preposterous, but it's pure Karl.
    [The audience erupts in laughter and applause.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: But it's not just his theories that make Karl so endearing. It's his complete lack of self-awareness. He's like a walking contradiction. On the one hand, he's the most skeptical person you'll ever meet. He questions everything, and I mean everything. On the other hand, he's so gullible that you can convince him that a potato is the next big thing in fashion, and he'll believe it.
    [The crowd laughs heartily.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Karl's adventures around the world have also provided us with some priceless moments. From his hilarious encounters with foreign cultures to his baffling travel habits, it's like watching a real-life Mr. Bean, but without the charm or grace.
    [The audience bursts into laughter.]
    RICKY GERVAIS: Now, some people might call Karl an idiot, but I think that's far too simple a label. Karl is a philosopher, a visionary of stupidity. He's a man who dares to ask the questions no one else would even consider asking. Questions like, "Why don't we use more of our brain? Is it because we're saving it for something really important, like when we're asleep?" I mean, who else but Karl could come up with that?
    [The crowd roars with laughter

  • @9lorac
    @9lorac 4 місяці тому

    We Italians welcome Karl with open arms

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 роки тому +1

    Sense in a mad world....

  • @Nickyblue25990
    @Nickyblue25990 3 місяці тому

    EVEN ME MUM & DAD DONT REMEMBER ME THEN.
    CANT BEAT ABIT OF KARL DILKINGTON ❤ 😂 😅

  • @Technological_ko
    @Technological_ko Рік тому

    "You haven't got enough mates"
    What a low blow ,
    Yet.....steve still aint married.

  • @paulcunnane4
    @paulcunnane4 2 роки тому

    What's the dog doing..... genius!

    • @LexVanguard2004
      @LexVanguard2004 2 роки тому

      I was scrolling through the comment section, read this commemt as soon as he said that on video lol

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +2

    This is the way the world ends

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 4 роки тому +3

    I skydove at 31 so you were wrong again Ricky

    • @josephjames4326
      @josephjames4326 2 роки тому

      @@CapelAdventurer No, he was saying he was a Sky Dove when he was 31.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 6 місяців тому

      He always is🎉

  • @godbluffvdgg
    @godbluffvdgg 3 роки тому +1

    "You little roundy head skinflint!"...:) How the hell did Ricky let fly by ; "Never saw a blind person trip, they're better on their feet, right.. They got to be more careful...i'd make it fun for them"...LOL...I just love Carl... No wonder Ricky loves him as a mate...

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 3 роки тому +5

    Don't tell me when to drink coffee Ricky. FULL STOP.
    Relax enjoy ya coffeh 😂

  • @nicolettekemerer8452
    @nicolettekemerer8452 2 роки тому

    Shorts man!

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 місяців тому

    28:47 one of the less famous malapropisms from Karl, saying "harp" when trying to say hark back. N'that.

  • @yerossyle
    @yerossyle 2 роки тому

    The part about him being lost already is put in part one…

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 3 роки тому +2

    Who needs piles popping back in? How does that happen?

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому

      People with severe piles (haemorrhoids).

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 2 роки тому

      Well piles can't be removed I'm pretty sure. They're enlarged/swollen blood vessels. So yeah you'd pop them back in as they only come out due to pushing to hard when you goto the toilet for example.

  • @Stuart-u6z
    @Stuart-u6z 6 місяців тому

    Nobatestion 😂😂😂

  • @getajobmate1281
    @getajobmate1281 2 роки тому

    18:18 wos' the dog doin'? 🐶🧐☕

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 6 місяців тому

    Ricky's impression of an idiot is always just a Welsh accent

  • @smanvir94
    @smanvir94 3 роки тому +4

    St George was Syrian lol or a turk so basically i think St George was a Saracen

  • @TM-qn3wh
    @TM-qn3wh 2 роки тому

    18:16 origin story of what the dog is doing

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 2 роки тому +2

    The English using longbows was not about honour. They used them because they were faster, had more range and were more powerful

    • @josephjames4326
      @josephjames4326 8 місяців тому

      And we stuck it up the French again.

  • @Dhb61
    @Dhb61 2 місяці тому

    Its thinging its way up the tube

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable 2 роки тому

    Kissing evolves from feeding...

  • @vrind9538
    @vrind9538 2 роки тому +1

    26:26 ticktacs

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 роки тому +4

    Perrfek jus wat the doctor orderd 😷

  • @godiskungen27
    @godiskungen27 2 роки тому +1

    Funny 2022 its real fact dragons really existed so Yah Karl was correct and the laugh is on Gervais bcs its very real the Bones of the dragons where so brittle bcs not same material as the ones that stay solid in earth so Thats why No skeleton left. So Yah jokes on Gervais

  • @S1JZN
    @S1JZN 2 роки тому +2

    18:18 wot the dog doin??????

  • @mmhcreates
    @mmhcreates 2 роки тому

    24:40 Full-contact-lenses.

  • @SequencesOfSounds
    @SequencesOfSounds 4 роки тому +5

    Night, n that

  • @giants2k8
    @giants2k8 2 роки тому +9

    As much as I love Ricky in these podcasts and the radio show, he intentionally misconstrues what Karl is trying to say and always comes off as pretentious prat.

    • @norniron7404
      @norniron7404 2 роки тому +1

      You don't get it,do you 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Matt19matt19
      @Matt19matt19 2 роки тому +1

      He does it on purpose to annoy Karl. Trying to poke him into saying something else. The problem with Karl is he usually has a point when he talks about something but the point is mixed in with a load of drivel.

  • @tee1up785
    @tee1up785 3 роки тому +2

    I hear so much of Noel Gallagher in Karl.

  • @kopwagwan7793
    @kopwagwan7793 2 роки тому +1

    Karl is a beautiful baldy