AHHHHH my GOD! There is and was nobody like Rodney! I just realized that he was so clever it almost takes a full second to catch on and explode with laughter but he is already on to the next, and one does not know what to expect. Can't watch a Rodney video without a subconscious grin on one's face the whole time! I believe that when he got to Heaven he was shown all the laughter and joy he brought to so many thousands of souls. And also looks down sometimes, when he knows someone is enjoying a video of his and he feels the joy of laughter he brought to that soul. Like just right now.
This guy was a treasure! I was watching an old episode of The Simpsons and this one character had a really distinct way of talking that I had heard people imitate many times before, so I googled the episode and found out that the guest star's name was Rodney Dangerfield. I googled "Rodney Dangerfield jokes" and this is the first video that popped up; I did not know this man's name 4 minutes ago and I'm already a fan, that's how much of a treasure this guy is!
I asked my wife--hey honey are you thinking of any home improvements this summer and she handed me a hundred bucks and told me to beat it--!!!! LOL He was sooooooo Classic
Knife in my hand...1st time I heard it.. Great 1. . I saw him in 96... At his home haha ...won a tour the stars of Ct. Radio station gimmick.. We pulled up in his drive way...He Came to his front door waved. .had his robe n boxers on ..That's it we turned around n left...Still great though!
Hmm, that’s odd, I always pictured him as that neighbor who steps out his front door in the morning holding his robe from parting with his hand, then raises said hand to wave and you notice he isn’t wearing anything at all under that robe, wouldn’t have figured he was rocking boxers under there.
love his sense of humor as long as it is clean jokes. In the past his jokes where not suited for everyone. I live in a rough area so I can relate with these jokes.
With due respect, Henny Youngman! Oops,I seem to have given away my senile old fart personage. Rodney makes me forget to breathe while I'm still cracking up from two jokes prior! RIP Sir Rodney!
🗿 What a SWEETHEART OF A GUY. He had a generous helping of a quality that nowadays seems to be in the "endangered" category: They used to call it "CLASS"❗ 😗
I wish I could remember where else he told the joke about asking the cop how long the walk is from the train station and the cop said "I don't know, no one's ever made it that far". The one I'm thinking of he regionalized it saying that him and his family had just moved to bensonhurst (Brooklyn). I grew up in that neighborhood. When I first heard that joke, I actually fell outta my seat laughing.
"What a crowd, what a crowd. I tell ya I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape ya know" I tell ya last week was a rough week for me. My fanclub broke up, yeah the guy died" 👌
"I tell ya, that's the story of my life. I get no respect, no respect at all. Last week my house was on fire my wife told the kids, be quiet you'll wake up daddy" 👌
"But I tell ya Johnny, ya gotta have your health ya know. I got this crazy doctor, you know my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombatz. Why he told me just last week in his office he had 6 cases of VD. I mean he's ok now ya know" 👌
"You kidding me, I tell ya Johnny with my wife I've got no sex life ya know. She cut me back to once a month. I mean I'm lucky, I know 2 guys she cut out completely" 👌
He got crude and nasty with his humor late in life. Once the cancer set in, Rodney would still perform, but cared less about offending. Still was very funny though. On Leno's Tonight show Rodney said, "Went to the doctor's office. They said We'll need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave them my underwear and went home". Lol!!
JBIRD NELSON you don’t like these jokes? The last decade they tried making hollering all the time a joke but these jokes just feel more homey. Just talking about everyday struggles, life... no politics. What’s boring about that? Is you’re life that boring that you would find a joke about life boring?
" . . and my 'friends', my 'Special' friends; I don't get any respect from them even ?" "I mean; I was invited out for a Special evening, (a special evening): I woke up in the middle of the night, next to a nude female albino, with a ham scotch- taped to her forehead ?! ?"
I really love Rodney but these jokes are not funny what so ever.Only thing that is kinda funny is his act and the way he delivers the joke but not 1 of these is slightly funny at all.Maybe back in the 60's but how does anyone think any of these jokes are funny at all.so corny
No comedian alive today could match this man. One of a kind.
oh yeah? what about the dead ones then?
Mel Brooks. Rodney was amazing but there are better comics still alive.
@@eleSDSU like who?
No one even tries to tell jokes like this anymore.
"even the restaurant in my neighbourhood was tough, the menu had broken leg of lamb"😅
Still the funniest man on Earth, and he's not even walking on it anymore. What a legend.
I really miss this guy.
What gold! He was truly one of a kind!
It would be so sad if we didn’t have this man on UA-cam
This guy is a throwback to the old days.
Drive fast! The life you save may be your own! 🤣🤣👏🏼 I love Rodney! ❤️
I wouldn’t live in that neighborhood Rodney...
but I’d love to be your neighbor!
What a nice guy, what a nice guy!!
AHHHHH my GOD! There is and was nobody like Rodney! I just realized that he was so clever it almost takes a full second to catch on and explode with laughter but he is already on to the next, and one does not know what to expect. Can't watch a Rodney video without a subconscious grin on one's face the whole time! I believe that when he got to Heaven he was shown all the laughter and joy he brought to so many thousands of souls. And also looks down sometimes, when he knows someone is enjoying a video of his and he feels the joy of laughter he brought to that soul. Like just right now.
Doesn't get any better then this. The best EVER!
This guy was a treasure! I was watching an old episode of The Simpsons and this one character had a really distinct way of talking that I had heard people imitate many times before, so I googled the episode and found out that the guest star's name was Rodney Dangerfield. I googled "Rodney Dangerfield jokes" and this is the first video that popped up; I did not know this man's name 4 minutes ago and I'm already a fan, that's how much of a treasure this guy is!
"Burns Baby Burns" is a great episode of the Simpsons. Dangerfield plays Mr. Burns' son Larry Burns. Some fantastic lines in that one.
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
Ed Keaton Sounds like Detroit vs. Colorado when they were fighting for the Stanley Cup. Detroit, 3 Cups, Colorado 2.
😄😄😄😄😄
"My doctor is no good. He told me to start smoking if i wanna stop chewing gum."
I saw that. there was a face off in the corner!!
I asked my wife--hey honey are you thinking of any home improvements this summer and she handed me a hundred bucks and told me to beat it--!!!! LOL He was sooooooo Classic
I laugh so hard at his jokes, tears run down my thigh. no one is better than him. When you hear thunder. that's the Angels rolling around laughing!
nice edit! great jokes from the master!
The best comedian I have seen
Rodney is amazing 🙏
Never heard of this guy as before my time, but from what I've seen, this guys really funny
Rodney was and is the king 👑 . Anything else !! No Respect ✊ !!!
a legend & an inspiration ✌️
The greatest male comedian of all time Period!!!!!
They auctioned off a police car with the police in it 😂😂
Crazy how relevant the “three warning shot” joke is nowadays.
Hey You get No Respect NYC West Side...!
@@michaelkush1385 I've met the nicest and most miserable people in that part of Manhattan.
One time I was driving home and I saw a naked guy running from my house "what are you doing?" "You came home early"😎
Knife in my hand...1st time I heard it.. Great 1. . I saw him in 96... At his home haha ...won a tour the stars of Ct. Radio station gimmick.. We pulled up in his drive way...He
Came to his front door waved. .had his robe n boxers on ..That's it we turned around n left...Still great though!
Hmm, that’s odd, I always pictured him as that neighbor who steps out his front door in the morning holding his robe from parting with his hand, then raises said hand to wave and you notice he isn’t wearing anything at all under that robe, wouldn’t have figured he was rocking boxers under there.
What a legend u gotta love this guy they don't make them like they used to Rodney was the best!!😂
Love R D. The funniest guy ever. Respect 👍🇬🇧💯%
love his sense of humor as long as it is clean jokes. In the past his jokes where not suited for everyone. I live in a rough area so I can relate with these jokes.
Lol his dirty hokes are amazing what are you talking about? They're so crass but they have all the same wit.
King of the one-liner.
This Rodney fella should shoot for a career in standup. He is really funny guy.
He had a long career in standup. Now he's got a longer one laying down...
Rodney Dangerfield got plenty of respect for not signing on for Caddyshack 2; he knew that it would never be as good as the original.
Mr, Dangerfield you were manic. But I loved it. Every crazy minute of all it
You gotta love 'em.
Simply , the king !
When comedy did not have four letter words.
Lenny Bruce would disagree.
BACK THEN COMICS DIDNT HAVE TO CURSE BE VULGAR TO GET LAUGHS.
Jokes about murder and getting rid of bodies. But at least none of them have the f-woid.
@UncleMikeNJ He did a raw act in clubs.
His night club act was pretty raunchy
Simply THE KING!
With due respect, Henny Youngman! Oops,I seem to have given away my senile old fart personage. Rodney makes me forget to breathe while I'm still cracking up from two jokes prior! RIP Sir Rodney!
Every time I close my window I hit someone’s head!
Who the hell would dislike this and why?
Guys a fkng legend..
That was a lot of content, and no repeats.
🗿 What a SWEETHEART OF A GUY. He had a generous helping of a quality that nowadays seems to be in the "endangered" category: They used to call it "CLASS"❗ 😗
Fast as lighting!
My favorite is the last one, but they’re all RD classics!
DANGERFIELD'S THE BEST EVER !!!!!!
"The high school football team, man were they tough. They'd sack the quarterback...then they'd go after his family".
A master!
🙃 Thank You!
Greatest ever
I wish I could remember where else he told the joke about asking the cop how long the walk is from the train station and the cop said "I don't know, no one's ever made it that far". The one I'm thinking of he regionalized it saying that him and his family had just moved to bensonhurst (Brooklyn).
I grew up in that neighborhood. When I first heard that joke, I actually fell outta my seat laughing.
Rodney and norm had their own league.
Unrepeatable. Gut buster. Gone too soon. RIP
"I tell ya I know I'm ugly. Last week I went to see a freak show, they let me in for nothing" 👌
I almost went into comedy cuz of Rodney... Wanted to meet him
"What a crowd, what a crowd. I tell ya I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape ya know" I tell ya last week was a rough week for me. My fanclub broke up, yeah the guy died" 👌
Rodney dangerfield was a trip
Best ever
The best of the best
My mother never breast fed me she told me she liked me as a friend...
Another Rodney....My mother thought I was so ugly, she breast fed me through a straw.
Tell the Barber, picking out the fodder, shave the Gate where the Temple Doors are “lock”3D!
Plan in his budget for hold up money!
"Fired three warning shots-into the guy he was warning."
That, my good sir, is not a warning; it was a prophecy.
Dean Martin was a dean in Back To School..
😘
👔no respect can kiss where the sun doesn't shine....
Nope!
@@Bushogboner
Not the real Dean Martin...
It was fictitious name for the dean in Back To School...
Perhaps you've never seen the movie?
Why do you come see me when you have no class. hahaahaha
@@bennyfromda-bronx6343
Lol...
Mr Melon had a line of clothing for fat guys...haha
"Oh I like teachers. One time I wrote a love letter to mine. She corrected it!"
I bet he is making the Lord laugh.
Rodney is to funny 👍🏿
"I tell ya, that's the story of my life. I get no respect, no respect at all. Last week my house was on fire my wife told the kids, be quiet you'll wake up daddy" 👌
I always liked Rodney
Imagine this guys material during the Black Lives era of today.....yeeeeeeeesssshhhhhh.
"But I tell ya Johnny, ya gotta have your health ya know. I got this crazy doctor, you know my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombatz. Why he told me just last week in his office he had 6 cases of VD. I mean he's ok now ya know" 👌
We had school really tough in the library had a sign that said Shut the F... up.
and then they broke his hand with a brick 🤣
😂😂😂👍👏
Brendan Fraser should play Rodney
I tell you I’m alright now, but last week I was in rough shape, ya know?
Sad thing about New York being a tough place, it's like that again.
"You kidding me, I tell ya Johnny with my wife I've got no sex life ya know. She cut me back to once a month. I mean I'm lucky, I know 2 guys she cut out completely" 👌
Classic
He's funny
Even God was up in heaven laughing at this guy.
....and not ONE profane word!!
He got crude and nasty with his humor late in life. Once the cancer set in, Rodney would still perform, but cared less about offending. Still was very funny though. On Leno's Tonight show Rodney said, "Went to the doctor's office. They said We'll need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave them my underwear and went home". Lol!!
His police jokes are a true story now. They do worse than raffle off police cars. They burn them.
LOL
When comedy was comedy. Unlike the political b.s. on late night
It bores me to death..
JBIRD NELSON you don’t like these jokes? The last decade they tried making hollering all the time a joke but these jokes just feel more homey. Just talking about everyday struggles, life... no politics. What’s boring about that? Is you’re life that boring that you would find a joke about life boring?
@@vie2210
Yes!
Pull string dolls are boring.
Repeating the same liberal crap over and over again.
He wasn't even offensive, just smart
America today.
Don’t make them like this anymore
Another Rodney Dangerfield classic: I get no respect, every time I meet up with the Surgeon General, he gives me cigarettes.
Rodney Richard and George
😆
My dog found out we look alike...so he killed himself.
This is all before the great comics of today Andrew dice Sebastian manicalso ect.
Actioning off a cop car with the cops still in it.
" . . and my 'friends', my 'Special' friends; I don't get any respect from them even ?"
"I mean; I was invited out for a Special evening, (a special evening):
I woke up in the middle of the night, next to a nude female albino, with a ham scotch- taped to her forehead ?! ?"
Two people get no respect.
I really love Rodney but these jokes are not funny what so ever.Only thing that is kinda funny is his act and the way he delivers the joke but not 1 of these is slightly funny at all.Maybe back in the 60's but how does anyone think any of these jokes are funny at all.so corny
Not funny, didn't even crack a smile
You probably didn't cry watching bambi either, psychopath!
Futhark Yeah I know. He didn’t put somebody else down just build himself up. Besides where was the meanest?
Did you come in here to worry, or what?