Best of Rodney Dangerfield’s Tough Neighborhood Jokes

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  • @bennyfromda-bronx6343
    @bennyfromda-bronx6343 5 років тому +251

    No comedian alive today could match this man. One of a kind.

    • @thegladve
      @thegladve 5 років тому

      oh yeah? what about the dead ones then?

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 4 роки тому +1

      Mel Brooks. Rodney was amazing but there are better comics still alive.

    • @jollyrogy1
      @jollyrogy1 3 роки тому +4

      @@eleSDSU like who?

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 Рік тому +1

      No one even tries to tell jokes like this anymore.

  • @65tosspowertrapl36
    @65tosspowertrapl36 5 років тому +53

    "even the restaurant in my neighbourhood was tough, the menu had broken leg of lamb"😅

  • @d4rthknight322
    @d4rthknight322 5 років тому +47

    Still the funniest man on Earth, and he's not even walking on it anymore. What a legend.

  • @barcrrt850
    @barcrrt850 5 років тому +90

    I really miss this guy.

  • @Dan-yw9sg
    @Dan-yw9sg 5 років тому +22

    What gold! He was truly one of a kind!

  • @song9119
    @song9119 5 років тому +45

    It would be so sad if we didn’t have this man on UA-cam

  • @rayhanes1347
    @rayhanes1347 5 років тому +15

    This guy is a throwback to the old days.

  • @leveling.up.consistently
    @leveling.up.consistently 5 років тому +10

    Drive fast! The life you save may be your own! 🤣🤣👏🏼 I love Rodney! ❤️

  • @bulloguin
    @bulloguin 5 років тому +51

    I wouldn’t live in that neighborhood Rodney...
    but I’d love to be your neighbor!
    What a nice guy, what a nice guy!!

  • @42awww
    @42awww 5 років тому +4

    AHHHHH my GOD! There is and was nobody like Rodney! I just realized that he was so clever it almost takes a full second to catch on and explode with laughter but he is already on to the next, and one does not know what to expect. Can't watch a Rodney video without a subconscious grin on one's face the whole time! I believe that when he got to Heaven he was shown all the laughter and joy he brought to so many thousands of souls. And also looks down sometimes, when he knows someone is enjoying a video of his and he feels the joy of laughter he brought to that soul. Like just right now.

  • @markmedina5543
    @markmedina5543 5 років тому +5

    Doesn't get any better then this. The best EVER!

  • @joachimwalle3760
    @joachimwalle3760 4 роки тому +10

    This guy was a treasure! I was watching an old episode of The Simpsons and this one character had a really distinct way of talking that I had heard people imitate many times before, so I googled the episode and found out that the guest star's name was Rodney Dangerfield. I googled "Rodney Dangerfield jokes" and this is the first video that popped up; I did not know this man's name 4 minutes ago and I'm already a fan, that's how much of a treasure this guy is!

    • @grahamwilson8019
      @grahamwilson8019 4 роки тому +2

      "Burns Baby Burns" is a great episode of the Simpsons. Dangerfield plays Mr. Burns' son Larry Burns. Some fantastic lines in that one.

  • @edkeaton1085
    @edkeaton1085 5 років тому +202

    "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."

    • @cornellgreen3692
      @cornellgreen3692 5 років тому +6

      Ed Keaton Sounds like Detroit vs. Colorado when they were fighting for the Stanley Cup. Detroit, 3 Cups, Colorado 2.

    • @sergiovelasquez8525
      @sergiovelasquez8525 5 років тому +2

      😄😄😄😄😄

    • @michaelpieseeno8076
      @michaelpieseeno8076 3 роки тому +1

      "My doctor is no good. He told me to start smoking if i wanna stop chewing gum."

    • @robertglassman1642
      @robertglassman1642 2 роки тому

      I saw that. there was a face off in the corner!!

  • @427holly
    @427holly 5 років тому +19

    I asked my wife--hey honey are you thinking of any home improvements this summer and she handed me a hundred bucks and told me to beat it--!!!! LOL He was sooooooo Classic

  • @cplmark29
    @cplmark29 3 роки тому +2

    I laugh so hard at his jokes, tears run down my thigh. no one is better than him. When you hear thunder. that's the Angels rolling around laughing!

  • @Mikdeelow
    @Mikdeelow 5 років тому +10

    nice edit! great jokes from the master!

  • @matthewshaba4093
    @matthewshaba4093 5 років тому +10

    The best comedian I have seen

  • @eppyz
    @eppyz 5 років тому +15

    Rodney is amazing 🙏

  • @chrish4303
    @chrish4303 5 років тому +15

    Never heard of this guy as before my time, but from what I've seen, this guys really funny

  • @petefishes
    @petefishes 5 років тому +17

    Rodney was and is the king 👑 . Anything else !! No Respect ✊ !!!

  • @oznews1
    @oznews1 5 років тому +7

    a legend & an inspiration ✌️

  • @scottmiller6495
    @scottmiller6495 5 років тому +5

    The greatest male comedian of all time Period!!!!!

  • @miketaylor8323
    @miketaylor8323 5 років тому +19

    They auctioned off a police car with the police in it 😂😂

  • @randallflagg997
    @randallflagg997 5 років тому +31

    Crazy how relevant the “three warning shot” joke is nowadays.

    • @michaelkush1385
      @michaelkush1385 3 роки тому +1

      Hey You get No Respect NYC West Side...!

    • @duran007fan5
      @duran007fan5 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelkush1385 I've met the nicest and most miserable people in that part of Manhattan.

  • @JAMESBOND-jm2lj
    @JAMESBOND-jm2lj 4 роки тому +2

    One time I was driving home and I saw a naked guy running from my house "what are you doing?" "You came home early"😎

  • @kornysinclair9145
    @kornysinclair9145 5 років тому +28

    Knife in my hand...1st time I heard it.. Great 1. . I saw him in 96... At his home haha ...won a tour the stars of Ct. Radio station gimmick.. We pulled up in his drive way...He
    Came to his front door waved. .had his robe n boxers on ..That's it we turned around n left...Still great though!

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 5 років тому +1

      Hmm, that’s odd, I always pictured him as that neighbor who steps out his front door in the morning holding his robe from parting with his hand, then raises said hand to wave and you notice he isn’t wearing anything at all under that robe, wouldn’t have figured he was rocking boxers under there.

  • @spyroszagouris6747
    @spyroszagouris6747 4 роки тому +1

    What a legend u gotta love this guy they don't make them like they used to Rodney was the best!!😂

  • @shaun5944
    @shaun5944 5 років тому +4

    Love R D. The funniest guy ever. Respect 👍🇬🇧💯%

  • @BL-rb7jm
    @BL-rb7jm 5 років тому +9

    love his sense of humor as long as it is clean jokes. In the past his jokes where not suited for everyone. I live in a rough area so I can relate with these jokes.

    • @kabooby0
      @kabooby0 2 роки тому

      Lol his dirty hokes are amazing what are you talking about? They're so crass but they have all the same wit.

  • @williamhutcheson6511
    @williamhutcheson6511 5 років тому +3

    King of the one-liner.

  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 5 років тому +16

    This Rodney fella should shoot for a career in standup. He is really funny guy.

    • @dennman6
      @dennman6 5 років тому +2

      He had a long career in standup. Now he's got a longer one laying down...

  • @cornellgreen3692
    @cornellgreen3692 5 років тому +8

    Rodney Dangerfield got plenty of respect for not signing on for Caddyshack 2; he knew that it would never be as good as the original.

  • @michaelclendenen4005
    @michaelclendenen4005 3 роки тому +1

    Mr, Dangerfield you were manic. But I loved it. Every crazy minute of all it

  • @jeffalbillar7625
    @jeffalbillar7625 5 років тому +4

    You gotta love 'em.

  • @raybenoit5238
    @raybenoit5238 3 роки тому

    Simply , the king !

  • @TA-pp9jk
    @TA-pp9jk 5 років тому +68

    When comedy did not have four letter words.

    • @smalx135
      @smalx135 5 років тому +1

      Lenny Bruce would disagree.

    • @jasonchandler485
      @jasonchandler485 5 років тому +3

      BACK THEN COMICS DIDNT HAVE TO CURSE BE VULGAR TO GET LAUGHS.

    • @ColombianHistoryX
      @ColombianHistoryX 5 років тому +1

      Jokes about murder and getting rid of bodies. But at least none of them have the f-woid.

    • @vestibulate
      @vestibulate 4 роки тому +2

      @UncleMikeNJ He did a raw act in clubs.

    • @Mxyzptlksac
      @Mxyzptlksac 4 роки тому +1

      His night club act was pretty raunchy

  • @williampatterson5067
    @williampatterson5067 5 років тому

    Simply THE KING!

  • @michaelwertzy9808
    @michaelwertzy9808 5 років тому +7

    With due respect, Henny Youngman! Oops,I seem to have given away my senile old fart personage. Rodney makes me forget to breathe while I'm still cracking up from two jokes prior! RIP Sir Rodney!

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA 5 років тому +12

    Every time I close my window I hit someone’s head!

  • @SpinningbacKFisT
    @SpinningbacKFisT 3 роки тому

    Who the hell would dislike this and why?
    Guys a fkng legend..

  • @witri9
    @witri9 5 років тому +3

    That was a lot of content, and no repeats.

  • @patrickjenkins9167
    @patrickjenkins9167 5 років тому +38

    🗿 What a SWEETHEART OF A GUY. He had a generous helping of a quality that nowadays seems to be in the "endangered" category: They used to call it "CLASS"❗ 😗

  • @marcod7347
    @marcod7347 5 років тому +2

    Fast as lighting!

  • @elkabong6429
    @elkabong6429 Рік тому

    My favorite is the last one, but they’re all RD classics!

  • @theexpert8163
    @theexpert8163 5 років тому +3

    DANGERFIELD'S THE BEST EVER !!!!!!

  • @charleshutton284
    @charleshutton284 5 років тому +5

    "The high school football team, man were they tough. They'd sack the quarterback...then they'd go after his family".

  • @kaycox5555
    @kaycox5555 5 років тому +4

    A master!

  • @cornellwaters9089
    @cornellwaters9089 5 років тому +1

    🙃 Thank You!

  • @jimmyolsen5897
    @jimmyolsen5897 3 роки тому

    Greatest ever

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 10 місяців тому

    I wish I could remember where else he told the joke about asking the cop how long the walk is from the train station and the cop said "I don't know, no one's ever made it that far". The one I'm thinking of he regionalized it saying that him and his family had just moved to bensonhurst (Brooklyn).
    I grew up in that neighborhood. When I first heard that joke, I actually fell outta my seat laughing.

  • @koraykirik9448
    @koraykirik9448 5 років тому +4

    Rodney and norm had their own league.

  • @Xfranman
    @Xfranman 5 років тому +11

    Unrepeatable. Gut buster. Gone too soon. RIP

  • @bartonpercival3216
    @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому

    "I tell ya I know I'm ugly. Last week I went to see a freak show, they let me in for nothing" 👌

  • @mr.sinister1279
    @mr.sinister1279 5 років тому +4

    I almost went into comedy cuz of Rodney... Wanted to meet him

  • @bartonpercival3216
    @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому

    "What a crowd, what a crowd. I tell ya I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape ya know" I tell ya last week was a rough week for me. My fanclub broke up, yeah the guy died" 👌

  • @dannielsen4431
    @dannielsen4431 3 роки тому +1

    Rodney dangerfield was a trip

  • @billstetler6769
    @billstetler6769 Рік тому

    Best ever

  • @jankyth3456
    @jankyth3456 3 роки тому

    The best of the best

  • @asap9224
    @asap9224 5 років тому +54

    My mother never breast fed me she told me she liked me as a friend...

    • @pajasa62
      @pajasa62 5 років тому +4

      Another Rodney....My mother thought I was so ugly, she breast fed me through a straw.

  • @wisemasterbuilder
    @wisemasterbuilder 5 років тому +2

    Tell the Barber, picking out the fodder, shave the Gate where the Temple Doors are “lock”3D!

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 5 років тому +3

    Plan in his budget for hold up money!

  • @ConstantlyDamaged
    @ConstantlyDamaged 9 місяців тому

    "Fired three warning shots-into the guy he was warning."
    That, my good sir, is not a warning; it was a prophecy.

  • @jbirdnelson3818
    @jbirdnelson3818 5 років тому +13

    Dean Martin was a dean in Back To School..
    😘
    👔no respect can kiss where the sun doesn't shine....

    • @Bushogboner
      @Bushogboner 5 років тому +5

      Nope!

    • @jbirdnelson3818
      @jbirdnelson3818 5 років тому +4

      @@Bushogboner
      Not the real Dean Martin...
      It was fictitious name for the dean in Back To School...
      Perhaps you've never seen the movie?

    • @bennyfromda-bronx6343
      @bennyfromda-bronx6343 5 років тому +4

      Why do you come see me when you have no class. hahaahaha

    • @jbirdnelson3818
      @jbirdnelson3818 5 років тому +3

      @@bennyfromda-bronx6343
      Lol...
      Mr Melon had a line of clothing for fat guys...haha

    • @edkeaton1085
      @edkeaton1085 5 років тому +4

      "Oh I like teachers. One time I wrote a love letter to mine. She corrected it!"

  • @clydeb7713
    @clydeb7713 5 років тому +5

    I bet he is making the Lord laugh.

  • @DJBIGCG
    @DJBIGCG 2 роки тому

    Rodney is to funny 👍🏿

  • @bartonpercival3216
    @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому

    "I tell ya, that's the story of my life. I get no respect, no respect at all. Last week my house was on fire my wife told the kids, be quiet you'll wake up daddy" 👌

  • @rickycuccio691
    @rickycuccio691 3 роки тому

    I always liked Rodney

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 5 років тому +3

    Imagine this guys material during the Black Lives era of today.....yeeeeeeeesssshhhhhh.

  • @bartonpercival3216
    @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому

    "But I tell ya Johnny, ya gotta have your health ya know. I got this crazy doctor, you know my doctor, Dr Vinny Boombatz. Why he told me just last week in his office he had 6 cases of VD. I mean he's ok now ya know" 👌

  • @blueticecho5690
    @blueticecho5690 3 роки тому

    We had school really tough in the library had a sign that said Shut the F... up.

  • @cheopssecret335
    @cheopssecret335 11 місяців тому

    and then they broke his hand with a brick 🤣

  • @randymekalet4244
    @randymekalet4244 5 років тому +2

    😂😂😂👍👏

  • @nates386
    @nates386 5 років тому +1

    Brendan Fraser should play Rodney

  • @fonso1030
    @fonso1030 5 років тому +5

    I tell you I’m alright now, but last week I was in rough shape, ya know?

  • @morethan3756
    @morethan3756 2 роки тому

    Sad thing about New York being a tough place, it's like that again.

  • @bartonpercival3216
    @bartonpercival3216 2 роки тому

    "You kidding me, I tell ya Johnny with my wife I've got no sex life ya know. She cut me back to once a month. I mean I'm lucky, I know 2 guys she cut out completely" 👌

  • @clearcreek69
    @clearcreek69 5 років тому

    Classic

  • @limzog9
    @limzog9 5 років тому

    He's funny

  • @kevinlong4084
    @kevinlong4084 3 роки тому

    Even God was up in heaven laughing at this guy.

  • @LaGaspa
    @LaGaspa 5 років тому +10

    ....and not ONE profane word!!

    • @charleshutton284
      @charleshutton284 5 років тому +1

      He got crude and nasty with his humor late in life. Once the cancer set in, Rodney would still perform, but cared less about offending. Still was very funny though. On Leno's Tonight show Rodney said, "Went to the doctor's office. They said We'll need a urine sample,a stool sample, and a semen sample. So I gave them my underwear and went home". Lol!!

  • @chris_the_forester
    @chris_the_forester 3 роки тому

    His police jokes are a true story now. They do worse than raffle off police cars. They burn them.

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker Рік тому

    LOL

  • @rowdyrx6109
    @rowdyrx6109 5 років тому +46

    When comedy was comedy. Unlike the political b.s. on late night

    • @jbirdnelson3818
      @jbirdnelson3818 5 років тому +3

      It bores me to death..

    • @vie2210
      @vie2210 5 років тому +1

      JBIRD NELSON you don’t like these jokes? The last decade they tried making hollering all the time a joke but these jokes just feel more homey. Just talking about everyday struggles, life... no politics. What’s boring about that? Is you’re life that boring that you would find a joke about life boring?

    • @jbirdnelson3818
      @jbirdnelson3818 5 років тому +5

      @@vie2210
      Yes!
      Pull string dolls are boring.
      Repeating the same liberal crap over and over again.

    • @ProlificThreadworm
      @ProlificThreadworm 5 років тому +6

      He wasn't even offensive, just smart

  • @gungagalunga9040
    @gungagalunga9040 4 роки тому +1

    America today.

  • @frankhagar4651
    @frankhagar4651 5 років тому +6

    Don’t make them like this anymore

    • @davidblaskie8987
      @davidblaskie8987 5 років тому +1

      Another Rodney Dangerfield classic: I get no respect, every time I meet up with the Surgeon General, he gives me cigarettes.

  • @randyferrel8891
    @randyferrel8891 Місяць тому

    Rodney Richard and George

  • @divinejustice536
    @divinejustice536 2 роки тому

    😆

  • @charleshutton284
    @charleshutton284 5 років тому +2

    My dog found out we look alike...so he killed himself.

  • @BillyBob-jb3yy
    @BillyBob-jb3yy 5 років тому

    This is all before the great comics of today Andrew dice Sebastian manicalso ect.

  • @fireskycam9889
    @fireskycam9889 Рік тому

    Actioning off a cop car with the cops still in it.

  • @rogerfarraghersr1884
    @rogerfarraghersr1884 5 років тому +1

    " . . and my 'friends', my 'Special' friends; I don't get any respect from them even ?"
    "I mean; I was invited out for a Special evening, (a special evening):
    I woke up in the middle of the night, next to a nude female albino, with a ham scotch- taped to her forehead ?! ?"

  • @therealyokoohno
    @therealyokoohno 5 років тому +1

    Two people get no respect.

  • @18wheeler76
    @18wheeler76 2 роки тому

    I really love Rodney but these jokes are not funny what so ever.Only thing that is kinda funny is his act and the way he delivers the joke but not 1 of these is slightly funny at all.Maybe back in the 60's but how does anyone think any of these jokes are funny at all.so corny

  • @futhark3899
    @futhark3899 5 років тому

    Not funny, didn't even crack a smile

    • @ProlificThreadworm
      @ProlificThreadworm 5 років тому +2

      You probably didn't cry watching bambi either, psychopath!

    • @EMScott-le7vu
      @EMScott-le7vu 5 років тому

      Futhark Yeah I know. He didn’t put somebody else down just build himself up. Besides where was the meanest?

    • @fonso1030
      @fonso1030 5 років тому

      Did you come in here to worry, or what?