Side-Splitting Rodney Dangerfield Stand-Up on The Tonight Show (1976)
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- Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
- 00:58 “Last week was a rough week for me. I broke up with my psychiatrist last week. He told me I’m going crazy. I said to him, ‘If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.’ He said, ‘Alright, you’re ugly too.’”
02:00 “I tell ya, my block, the kids were tough. All over my face, I had pimples. They used to grab me and play connect the dots.”
05:17 “My uncle, he was a lazy guy. Ooh, was he lazy. He was so lazy, he married a girl who was pregnant.”
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Rodney was a national treasure. People will be laughing at these bits 100 years from now.
Hail the memory of dear Rodney,the one -time King of comedy.R.I.P.Rodney.
Apart from Tommy Cooper and Frankie Howerd of course.
The greatest comic of all time!
A true comedian is one that you can listen to their jokes over and over again and still laugh like it’s the first time hearing them. RIP Rodney.
If he made a joke about a fat girl, someone in the audience would be like you can't say that you fat shamer
One of my favorites: "I grew up in a really tough neighborhood. You couldn't shut a window without breaking someone's fingers."
No matter how bad your day was this channel will fix it 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I love it, even if a joke doesn't do well, he turns around and kills it with something else.
Good philosophy for life.
Lol, he gotta take them on the road first
I miss this guy so much…🌹💔
What a legend, 70 times he was on the Tonight Show.
And never got any respect! 😂
Even more amazing is that his career really got going in the late 60s making him at age mid 40s so to do that 70 times is amazing
What a great gig Johnny had. I'm sure there were many tough nights, but to sit three feet away from Rodney in his prime had to have been a treat.
Rodney and Johnny the greatest combo.
My UA-cam recommendations has been mostly Rodney lately and I keep clicking on them and I keep being amazed at this guy. What a national treasure he was.
Rodney the best. Absolute best.
One of my favorite jokes by Rodney...was an r rated joke that never made it on the Tonight Show ….it went......growing up...I never had many friends...then one day....this fly started hanging around....we did everything together.I finally had a friend....then one day, i opened the window....and the fly flew out and left me for a pile of horseshit. LOL RIP Rodney....you were the very best...!!!!
A TRUE LEGEND , ENTERTAINER EXTRAORDINAIRE, NEVER WILL THERE BE ANOTHER LIKE RODNEY..LOVED DEARLY, MISSED TERRIBLY.
Hysterical
🤣🤣
Vv
Fly was going to come back through
Best ever in the business he will never be matched.
Back to School is the best Rodney. " I think Lou lost his trigger finger" 😂
What a MASTER COMEDIAN he was, even with a cold! His witty and hilarious personality live on through the memories we have of him in these old shows. He is the BEST comedian I have ever seen and heard in my lifetime of almost 70 years.
My all time favorite comedian. R.I.P. Rodney.
No respect back then, but he is getting plenty of respect now Rest In Peace Mr Dangerfeild.👍😁😎
Absolutely. Rodney is laughing with God right now!!
@@jaybaxter958 i9
I have been to his gravesite in westwood the headstone reads "There goes the neighborhood" he is still making people laugh!
He was an atheist ( unfortunately )
@robertdawson9114 And still no respect . . . because you spelt his name wrong.
Funniest man I've ever seen or heard. After all these years I still laugh out loud listening to jokes I've heard many times before.
Same here. I remember: "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it."
It's not just his jokes that make us laugh, but it's also his persona!
Me too
@@Fluke_Starbucker his facial movements and flawless sense of timing
Me too!!!
The MAN had me in tears!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest man that ever lived
@@l.russellbrown9732 DEFINITELY !!!....
This never gets old.
Rodney Dangerfield a true Legend!!
November, 2020, jokes, fresh as yesterday. Never get old.
"Put on my shirt this morning and a button fell off; picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off;...I was afraid to go to the bathroom!!" He was so funny.
Damn I wish he delivered that one in one of these videos
He does.@@thamnosma
This guy is so missed by a great many people.
quite possibly the funniest man who ever lived. rip rodney dangerfield
Fantastic comment…and absolutely true to boot.
Remember George Carlin. Both of them did really good comedy in the 60's 70's without cursing, that's very difficult. Ask this big shots, of current times to do it that way. Those comedians were genius in their art. I so sawed George Carlin in black and white format, and he nailed. Just like Rodney at Carlson's show. It was not cursing, nothing against that, but the level of talent has to been in other category.
@@maysonsmith george carlin got pretty raw at times remember the 7 words you can't say on tv but he was very funny
@@maysonsmith Rodney was the greatest
Even when he says '' I get no respect at all'' he makes me laugh. I miss you Rodney.
I don't miss him
I watch him almost every night
He's a breath of fresh air in world full of
Stale minded wackos
That's his best line!
Without exception, all the great ones are gone...Rodney, respect!!!
I definitely wouldn't say all the great ones are gone. There's a lot of good comics out there today.
@TheKizilg1 very few
I ❤Rodney. RIP
Absolutely classic. If you don’t get this stuff, I don’t want to hang out with you.
@Moe Howard Rodney was the best,I could listen to him 24/7.
Aaron Burr Atwood. Good stuff but he used the same material for years and years.
But he changed it up through the years though and made different versions and variations of the jokes
This man was funny always. Saw him in concert once. Never ever laughed so hard in my life!! Unbelievable!!!
Short people
I feel sorry for them
When it rains
They're the last to know
NOBODY touches this guy! LEGENDARY!
NOBODY!!!
What a crowd what a crowd
Rodney Dangerfield is the Greatest of his time he get all respect
Pure Gold !! We are lucky to have UA-cam. Thanks a million !!
I Reckon we all have our favorites; this classic Carson is one of mine . We 💕 this channel . Take care
The one and only!
Thank you Rodney.❤️
Good old 8 eyes!Gone but not forgotten.
The true King of Comedy..... miss you Rodney 😖
you are so right,
"Long live the king".
I remember sneaking out of bed and peeking into the living room to watch the Tonight Show from the hallway. Rodney was my favorite from the time I was a kid... I think the first time I saw him was on the Ed Sullivan Show. Still the best stand up comedian ev-er.
Me too
Richard Pryor and Rodney, that's all I need! RIP to them both!
What a man.
Cheers from France America
One of the all time greats
Rodney Dangerfield could make naughty jokes without sounding dirty! A lost art nowadays!
And unlike third rate hacks, not an F-word in sight.
You're f-ing, I mean, freaking right!@@simonbenson8740 👍
One bright day in the middle of the night 2 dead boys went out to fight back-to-back they faced each other and drew their swords and they shouted each other a deaf policeman he heard the noise what it came to shoot them at 2 dead boys if you don't believe my story's true act subliminated on a corner cause he saw 2 the blind man and Kona man and he saw it too my name is Richard ain't trying to be a b**** I'm just trying to tell you something by make a laugh white man gangshine that's a Rodney Dangerfield he's still 1 of my jokes
Some of his jokes are so fast and high brow that they almost get past you. I think he even sees audience who are slow on the uptake and knows how well-crafted his jokes are. Pure comic genius.
Always funny. Never gets old i tell ya....
"I took a walk down memory lane, and my wife was working it" lmao!@
One of a kind.
One of a kind never be another
My absolute favorite Rodney jokes: at my house, we pray after meals; my wife is such a horrible cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door and I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark. One night on Carson, he made the observation, "you got to have love, Johnny. I love a lot of things: money, sports, and one of my kids... What a fantastic National Treasure; best stand up comedian ever. Rest in peace, Rodney
I don’t know which is better his routine in front of the crowd or sitting with Carson..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh the act never stops. In the chair is always better because you can see Carson laugh.
Love the short guy joke, " we were naked in the spa, im glad he didn't try to shake hands with me" lol
The way Rodney tells his jokes doing stand up, it's as if he's speaking directly to you. That's one of the many reasons he's king of comedy
He is awesome. Miss this type of guys. They don't need to use profanity to be funny.
Amen Amen
Yep, innuendo trumps out right profanity any day because it engages the mind of the listener.
Ok, grandpa.
So good, so 👍 damn good!!
Gotta love how Rodney's set was 3 minutes and his FOLLOW ON set at the desk was another 5!
"I feel bad for short people. 'Cause when it rains they're the last ones to know"
The king of comedy.
His delivery was masterful
Undisputed heavy weight champion of the one liner....no one better than Rodney!
Priceless
He was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant 😂😂
Hlalefang Gwate
Rodney ❣️
“ I got in a fight with a short guy , and he ran through my legs throwing punches ! “
Hlalefang Gwate that is hysterical
Hlalefang Gwate That Made me laugh out loud ! 🤣🤣🤣
NOW THAT'S LAZY 😂😂😂!!!...
Yeah, yeah, it's like that one about the Scotsman who married a pregnant gal because it would save wear and tear on his new wife. Okay, okay, he's the best, okay? Thank you! Thank you!
My favorite Rodney joke -
"I had so much acne as a teenager that I fell asleep in the library once, and when I woke up, a blind man was reading my face!"
When I was born it was touch and go for quite a while, the doctor told my father he did all he could but I still pulled through.. classic Rodney.
God this man was so Funny 😊may he rest in peace
Watch Rodney and you will live longer
I agree . I am old and I don't laugh much anymore, but rodney had it all . I could watch what I watched the day before and laugh all over again. That's what separated him from other comedians .
lol yeah 0:58 second opinion to set up for the ugly routine.
Amen, laughter is the best medicine.
Absolutely true
He takes all my aches n pains away when I watch him...
@@lanceguranovich6299 my mom is 98
She says Rodney is in part responsible for many of her years
He has best delivery of corny jokes and makes em sound really funny.
Gamechanger! RIP Rodney
Once again, one of few that makes me laugh!
“I took a trip down memory lane, and my wife was workin’ it!” Bwahahahaha! Love me some Rodney! R.I.P.
Hard to believe he used to be a siding salesman !! just imagine buying siding from Rodney Dangerfield
I'd split my sides
I never really paid attention when i was younger but he is hilarious
Lucky to have met him at the original improv in the 80’s I used to hang at the bar he walked in with two blondes one Saturday night. Bar was where the proformers would stay until going on stage. 30 minutes of most of his routine hanging out drinking being himself I was very lucky to have been there
You are so lucky to have met him. He is hilarious
The fortune teller read my palm and asked for $5. Then she read my mind and asked for $50!
I’m going to use that one tomorrow
He was a comic genius. Funniest, comedian, ever
No matter how many times I hear his act it's always funnier. My uncle was so lazy he married a pregnant girl.
I remember a Rodney joke about his wife: " One morning before I went to work I said to my wife 'honey, make me late for work.' She went out and let the air out of my tires."
Best quick delivery comic ever!
These jokes never get old 😂
From 552-640 is so genius. The way they play off each other and then set up a joke that is brilliant in its delivery by Rodney. Master class in comedy
My doctor told me to wear a mask when I came for my appointment
I asked if that's because of COVID19
"Yeah," he said, "that too"
One of a kind 😆
These were True Legends of their time Heaven is laughing now.
Dr Vinnie Boombatz
He's missed.
Read his autobiography.
Terribly
Carson could be Rodneys' best straight man at times ... but you
never knew what his angle with
MR.D would be
I'm sixty years old. You kiddin'? I could go tomorrow. I hope so; I didn't go today yet!
Love it! Rodney was the best.
THE BEST!
I laughed so hard at the joke about the wife & the dog that it made me snort.
He was the best and still is the best.
Good as it gets genius raw dog 😂
BAR NONE! HE was the ALL time Funniest stand up..EVER!I don't give a crap how many times I have heard his routine he Always makes me laugh my ASS off! Nobody else can do that
I love his sheer socks 🙋♂️🇲🇽
10 mins of pure jokes
A nostalgic look back at when late night comics (hosts and guests) were truly funny and not full of political hatred.
Johnny was the best straight man for Rodney. Played off him really well.
Carson was a brilliant entertainer and host.
One of the wittiest comedians in the business
"And my daughter, she's no winner....in high school, she was voted most likely to conceive"
Thatwas a good won.
Did you hear about that girl that went fishing with 5 guys? She came back with a Red Snapper .
@Raymond Toman she's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles
Take a drink everytime he touches his tie.
The Shakespeare of one liners !
4:17 "The last time I was out here I met a beautiful girl. She's a fortune teller, you know. And she read my palm and asked me for $5. Then she read my mind and asked me for $50."
This guy was awesome
My wife kisses the dog on the lips but won't drink from my glass! Classic, haha!
superfly guitarguy
RODNEY ❣️
“my mother never breast-fed me. She said ‘I just want us to be friends ‘ !
...”I knew a girl who worked in a restaurant.
She told me she could make a Big Boy in 3 minutes, - or a boy big in 2 minutes ! “
You'll never see another like him.