Rodney Dangerfield Knocks ‘em Dead on The Ed Sullivan Show (1969)

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  • Rodney performs his classic stand-up on The Ed Sullivan Show on November 23, 1969. He shared the stage that night with The Rolling Stones, Ella Fitzgerald and Robert Klein.
    0:59 “My wife just got her license to drive. And I'll tell ya, since my wife is driving, she now has two men in her life. Me, and a body and fender man.”
    3:29 “And I'll tell ya, in my apartment, nothing works. I got a radio, I can hardly hear it. I got a television set, I can't make out the picture. But when my wife opens her
    mouth, perfect reception.”
    5:32 “I tell ya, you know the trouble with me? I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good.”
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  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 5 років тому +408

    Don't let anyone beat you down because you haven't achieved your dreams yet. Two years prior to this taping, Dangerfield was still making his living as a metal worker. He was still doing hell gigs hoping to be discovered. His big break wasn't until he was a last-minute SUBSTITUTE act on Sullivan. He was already in his late 40s. So when you think about putting down that pen, brush, or instrument: don't ever forget why you picked it up int he first place. You only stop being an artist, writer, or performer when you put it down yourself. You ARE an artist. You ARE a creator. You always will be.

    • @love-ebikes
      @love-ebikes Рік тому +11

      Thanks for the background as I skipped wikipedia once I read he did this gig to watch it. You can see he's not fully confident but relaxed a bit when the audience laughed out loud for the first time.
      This is still brilliant and stands up in 2022, awesome! Don't know many of his films but apart from Bill Murray, he was the standout in Caddyshack. One of my fav movies :-) Rip Harold Ramis too.

    • @adrianpoesiat
      @adrianpoesiat Рік тому +12

      I read about it in his autobiography. When he was doing siding he was always writing jokes and putting them in a duffle bag. After a year he arranged enough for a set then went to the Catskills to try them out at a hotel.

    • @foobarmaximus3506
      @foobarmaximus3506 Рік тому

      Old news.

    • @isambo400
      @isambo400 Рік тому +6

      Dangerfield was actually talented though, unlike the people reading this

    • @vSIG_
      @vSIG_ Рік тому +3

      @@isambo400 Talent can be wasted when you lack self confidence.

  • @armandocardona4478
    @armandocardona4478 5 років тому +82

    Rodney was a true original and everything was perfect, the tempo, the voice pitch, the delivery, the mannerisms, plus he really knew how to tailor his jokes to the audience. SORELY MISSED.

  • @rusticstonetree
    @rusticstonetree 5 років тому +36

    Rodney was an endangered species and one of a kind - never to be duplicated - the funniest of all time.

  • @markshaggy7914
    @markshaggy7914 4 роки тому +39

    This man was simply legendary. Such pure, clever, brilliant comedy.
    R.I.P to the king 👑 of one liners.

  • @anonygent
    @anonygent 4 роки тому +16

    I still remember the line that really got Jay Leno... I can't even drive by the gas station without being reminded that I'm 76 and I've got one orange ball.

  • @spitshinetommy3721
    @spitshinetommy3721 6 років тому +34

    Rodney Dangerfield was still developing his iconic act at this point. It would become more polished (and funnier) as time went on.

    • @thommysides4616
      @thommysides4616 Рік тому +1

      He was cleaner here then he was on Carson years later. Mostly G rated jokes, but they were funny. I'm glad Ed discovered him!

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 2 дні тому

      Outside of tightening up the set ups, it was pretty much the Rodney we grew to love.

  • @keithjames753
    @keithjames753 5 років тому +108

    Man. I was a kid when these videos were on TV. Both my parents were alive (now gone), and we laughed all of the time. The 70s and 80s were the best years of my life.

    • @Lerch-zc3ww
      @Lerch-zc3ww 4 роки тому +3

      Me too...kinda sad isn't it?

    • @Anituer13
      @Anituer13 4 роки тому +2

      Im jealous...

    • @OMGWUNSIU
      @OMGWUNSIU 4 роки тому +5

      Lerch 2013 Yea before political correctness and diversity...

    • @GigaBoost
      @GigaBoost 2 роки тому

      Life sucks Keith end it you'll never be happy again

    • @Crazyweazelbear
      @Crazyweazelbear 2 роки тому

      @@Lerch-zc3ww everybody will be there .

  • @MyPenman
    @MyPenman 5 років тому +23

    When I visited Boston, I dropped into Cheers - nobody knew my name!

  • @DougCameraMan
    @DougCameraMan 6 років тому +12

    He didn't seem to straighten his tie as often as he did in later TV appearances. It became his trademark. He knew what worked. A funny guy ... always made us laugh.

  • @lorettalynndavis9695
    @lorettalynndavis9695 7 років тому +92

    *LOVE love love Rodney Dangerfield! One of THE funniest guys on the Planet!*
    R.I.P.

  • @robinmcdonald687
    @robinmcdonald687 Рік тому +24

    Remember him well....always a class act....rip...

    • @lawrencehubbell9397
      @lawrencehubbell9397 11 місяців тому +1

      I felt honored by his friendly conversation when I found the nerve to speak to him at my NYC gym.

  • @wrclb5242
    @wrclb5242 6 років тому +20

    He is one of my all time favorite comedians.

  • @nunosoares2329
    @nunosoares2329 5 років тому +17

    RIP Ed Sullivan and Rodney Dangerfield. Long overdue condolences to both families :-(

  • @sanjayd411
    @sanjayd411 5 років тому +53

    A legend...RIP Rodney, you’re still just as funny as you were back then....🙏

    • @dbkparm
      @dbkparm 4 роки тому +2

      He's dead.

  • @gwarfiend9717
    @gwarfiend9717 4 роки тому +43

    The best part is how every one of his appearances had brand new jokes. Hardly ever a repeat. The true king of comedy

    • @rimaman8681
      @rimaman8681 4 роки тому +1

      bhahaha, no i thought the opposite same jokes again, the doctor second oppinion one , and the dog teaches his wife to roll over an play dead one , etc, most great stand up comedians do the same gags , steve hughs is very good better than rodney dangerfeild , and he swears and drinks thru out his gig, gota give him a look see steve hughs if you like good stand up hes one of if not the best ive seen them all and laughed but steve is very very good trust me

    • @johnszorc7481
      @johnszorc7481 Рік тому +1

      @@rimaman8681RODNEY IS WAY BETTER!

    • @thommysides4616
      @thommysides4616 Рік тому +1

      I've seen many videos of Rodney on Carson from different years. He did repeat his jokes two or three years later on Carsons shows. It sticks out now, because you can view UA-cam videos of Rodney spanning several years, but in those days most people didn't have vcrs etc, so he figured he could get away with it. I bet Carson remembered though......

    • @lawrencehubbell9397
      @lawrencehubbell9397 11 місяців тому

      This material is not as solid as in later years and the response is sometimes sparse, but he is unflappable staying committed to his jokes and personna.

    • @Branden-vl9sl
      @Branden-vl9sl 10 місяців тому

      @@thommysides4616 not necessarily about getting away with it. You can only come up with so many jokes about anything. No comic is unlimited. He used his best stuff he could come up with.

  • @motnosniv
    @motnosniv 5 років тому +17

    Rodney was always my favorite. He gets lots of respect from me. God bless you.
    I took my wife to the beach. People asked me what l used for bait.
    So many great jokes.

  • @SPORTSNUTIM
    @SPORTSNUTIM 4 роки тому +27

    They don’t make comedians like they used too. Class act Rodney. RIP

  • @scottmiller6495
    @scottmiller6495 5 років тому +17

    Great times 1969, Rodney and Ed Sullivan what a fabulous time this country was and much better than now !!!!!

    • @mrmjb1960
      @mrmjb1960 5 років тому

      In Billy Joel's Tell Her About it. Ed is recreated and Rodney makes a surprise appearence at its ending!

  • @greglapointe1311
    @greglapointe1311 4 роки тому +21

    "I went to my doctor, he told me I was crazy. I said I want a second opinion. He told me ok, you're ugly too."

  • @michaeljayklein500
    @michaeljayklein500 6 років тому +58

    His timing, delivery: a comic poet.

  • @animalblack8482
    @animalblack8482 5 років тому +28

    He was a standalone talent ❤

  • @jacksagrafsky4936
    @jacksagrafsky4936 6 років тому +6

    Remember on Sunday nights always watching the Ed Sullivan show. That was when I first saw Rodney. His routine was funny and I laughed, and knew I had found a great comic. The years went on and he would get funnier. Rest in Peace you have my and many others respect.

  • @JayDogTitan-he6wo
    @JayDogTitan-he6wo 5 років тому +42

    Quite simply the greatest comedian that ever lived.

  • @Loveismygift
    @Loveismygift 5 років тому +6

    I often pause his comedy skits so I can laugh more. That bit about like father like son, that actually happens... when I was young, someone told me I had my moms nose and ears. I cried. My mom laughed. I don't mind now that I'm older. Seriously funny.

  • @janetduncan87
    @janetduncan87 5 років тому +8

    Just can't believe he went as far back as this.. he was the best if the best..his movies were always funny..

  • @alhillx
    @alhillx 7 місяців тому +2

    It''s clear he has a sophisticated perspective. It leaks out sometimes. But there is also an amazing universality to his jokes. Both of those things are authentic.
    Also his pace...modern comics tell a funny joke, then strut around the stage for 15 seconds laughing at their own joke. Rodney loads up the next one before you're even ready for it. He's playing with his food out there.

  • @NeilYockey
    @NeilYockey 4 роки тому +22

    His comedic genius comes through even though he hadn't developed his catch phrase yet.

  • @utubelogin1975
    @utubelogin1975 6 років тому +5

    This guy could poke so much fun at himself and come out so suave and clean, we all can learn something here.....if you can't laugh at yourself, don't try to make anyone laugh at all.

  • @kkampy4052
    @kkampy4052 7 років тому +230

    Love Rodney, he was the best.

    • @shadowpawn
      @shadowpawn 6 років тому +5

      Amazing how is jokes till translate 50 years later!

    • @sammoland9628
      @sammoland9628 6 років тому

      I don't get any respect! Last week, my tie was on fire! Some guy try to put it out with an Ax!! 😋

    • @sammoland9628
      @sammoland9628 6 років тому

      I tell You, it aint easy being Me! Last Month, I went to the mall to see if I could buy a pair of pants. I discovered that I lost my reading glasses, so I went to the Lost and Found. They told me to Get LOST!! 😕

    • @sammoland9628
      @sammoland9628 6 років тому

      Even when I was a Kid, I didn't get any respect! On my first day, in first grade, when it was time to go home, as I was walking out of the classroom the teacher caught up with me and she said, "Rodney, you don't have to worry about giving me any apples!" I said, "Really?" She said, "Yes! Because You're already driving me Bananas!" 🍌

    • @Nebula_Ultra
      @Nebula_Ultra 6 років тому

      he was a jewish cuckold

  • @reg5381
    @reg5381 6 років тому +8

    How cool to have the Stones warm up an audience for Dangerfield.

  • @CARDUELIS999
    @CARDUELIS999 7 років тому +13

    I love how nervous he was when he came out, and then... he got The Rodney.

  • @user-xo6fh4qs1i
    @user-xo6fh4qs1i Рік тому +27

    Rodney was a man who came up from nothing...and brought it along with him !

  • @lennyanders1639
    @lennyanders1639 4 роки тому +7

    "We were so poor we couldn't afford tinsel on the Christmas tree so we had to wait for my grandfather to sneeze"
    .

  • @stevenbaer5849
    @stevenbaer5849 4 роки тому +6

    My parents and I watched the Ed Sullivan Show in the 1970's as a little kid. Mr Sullivan would call it Really Big Shoe. It was a great, clean, family oriented TV show episodes back then. So called nowadays need a great TV show episodes like that back then but yet they don't.

  • @detamanage204
    @detamanage204 6 років тому +16

    Rodney, you will always be remembered as one of my favorite Comedians of all time.Rest in peace.

    • @WichitaGuy56
      @WichitaGuy56 2 роки тому

      I agree. When I think of Rodney, I'll say to myself ... "He was one of Deta Manage's favorite Comedians".

  • @dbass9767
    @dbass9767 4 роки тому +5

    I told my Psychiatrist, I feel terrible, I've got low self esteem and I feel like I'm nothing, he says don't worry about it, you're not worth it!

  • @pjabrony8280
    @pjabrony8280 7 років тому +26

    "The kind of shades, you want 'em to go up, you got to pull 'em down." Yeah, I remember those.

  • @Dragon43ish
    @Dragon43ish 7 років тому +31

    He was a Gem. The Best of the Best.

  • @arwiviv
    @arwiviv 6 років тому +24

    It amazes me how lost the audience was. He was killing it and almost nobody was getting it.

    • @carylacamera4731
      @carylacamera4731 5 років тому +3

      Yes, I think he was a bit taken aback that they were somewhat lukewarm. He does the same act on Jackie Gleason, you can see the clip and he was better....maybe less nervous.

    • @estebangrijalva2443
      @estebangrijalva2443 5 років тому

      The audience sounds recorded

    • @carylacamera4731
      @carylacamera4731 5 років тому +2

      The audience was definitely not sweetened. Jackie Gleason never allowed this...not in NY and not in Miami. I had been in that theater in Miami in those days. It seated a few thousand people.

  • @Wickett01
    @Wickett01 6 років тому +17

    Probably the cleanest routine from him I’ve ever seen.

  • @Blacksheepishot
    @Blacksheepishot 7 років тому +53

    Sad that good things last but a short time.
    Dangerfield is gone miss him...

  • @KenNickels
    @KenNickels 7 років тому +220

    My girl friend called me and told me to come on over, no one is home. So I came over. No one was home!

    • @paulpagani182
      @paulpagani182 5 років тому +5

      Ken Nickels that was a really really good joke.

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 5 років тому +10

      Yeah... and my wife... not too smart, she actually watched someone steal the car from the driveway, she tells me NOT to worry.... She wrote down the license plate number.

    • @mathewgodfrey1517
      @mathewgodfrey1517 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @rimaman8681
      @rimaman8681 4 роки тому

      for all the fans of stand up comedy just when you thort it was all over when yoy thourt there were no more goody comediens left serch steve hughs

    • @libradacastro5248
      @libradacastro5248 4 роки тому

      @@rimaman8681 goodbless..,,,

  • @TheAvenstar
    @TheAvenstar 5 років тому +2

    I didn't even know he was nationally recognized in 1969! I never heard of him until well into the mid- 70's. "I told my dentist my teeth are getting yellow ...He told me to wear a brown tie."

  • @rickmay1434
    @rickmay1434 7 років тому +23

    Rodney Dangerfield, and Foster Brooks,the best .😆😆.

  • @archie34734
    @archie34734 4 роки тому +5

    Rodney's delivery here was much more relaxed and less frenetic than his performances later in his life. I liked the more relaxed style and delivery of this performance.

  • @ArthurGoodlad
    @ArthurGoodlad 7 років тому +33

    He was brilliant.

  • @victorbonilla4634
    @victorbonilla4634 7 років тому +21

    Still funny..even clean!..down 2 steps..his best joke here..and the souvenir..😂😂

  • @StyrbjornStarke
    @StyrbjornStarke 5 років тому +3

    I dont often laugh at stand ups but this actually made be laugh out loud a few times.

  • @mrkenz7566
    @mrkenz7566 6 років тому +12

    Great man really enjoy watching him!!

  • @rusticstonetree
    @rusticstonetree 10 місяців тому +1

    Great comedian - one of a kind and never to be duplicated!

  • @christopherk111
    @christopherk111 5 років тому +1

    i feel sorry for anyone that does'nt like this ,,,,he,,,Rodney is the Best

  • @LizShiflet-xr5kb
    @LizShiflet-xr5kb 10 місяців тому +1

    Rodney was simply the best! He's the. KING

  • @jbyesterday3959
    @jbyesterday3959 Рік тому +1

    Hadn’t seen this one of Rodney on Ed Sullivan, & it felt great to laugh out loud 🤣

  • @richardbowes6897
    @richardbowes6897 6 років тому +10

    as time went on, he got a bigger crowd, and more respect.

  • @darthdrow4148
    @darthdrow4148 7 років тому +22

    Best stand up bar none

  • @cathyarnett520
    @cathyarnett520 4 роки тому +2

    He was one of the best... truly

  • @newagehorror873
    @newagehorror873 6 років тому +1

    First TV appearance he was 47. Born 1920 his fame came in his 60's in the early 80's. He had a crazy life and career.

  • @davidcutts9079
    @davidcutts9079 4 роки тому +9

    "I called suicide prevention, they put me on hold!!!"

  • @victorsamuelson3589
    @victorsamuelson3589 Рік тому +1

    I never heard most of these jokes and I’ve heard Rodney hundreds of times this was his early years and he wrote this material and it is fabulous including his delivery I wanna hear more of this very early stuff I’ve heard his latest stuff 7080 times he was fabulous on this delivery

  • @PitchToTheRhino1
    @PitchToTheRhino1 7 років тому +47

    Very tame. he can't let loose on Ed's show.

    • @DannyChan131
      @DannyChan131 7 років тому +1

      sportster1988 - that's not fair, Morrisons a different breed hahaha

    • @justinb954
      @justinb954 6 років тому

      im not sure you'd call Morrison letting loose. only if you watched the Oliver stone version were he dramatized it. now in New Haven & Miami he let loose.

    • @justinb954
      @justinb954 6 років тому

      They actually got paid for Ed's show. Not like today.

    • @Mxyzptlksac
      @Mxyzptlksac 4 роки тому

      Not on 1969 tv at all.

  • @moondogaudiojones1146
    @moondogaudiojones1146 Рік тому +5

    Brilliant stuff! Have always loved this guy!

  • @mariovision705
    @mariovision705 4 роки тому +3

    I know my wife cheats on me.... Eveytime i come home the parrot says "Quick out the window!"

  • @roserey9064
    @roserey9064 7 років тому +18

    I love him ♥

  • @SeekingHisWill
    @SeekingHisWill 6 років тому +24

    Love Rodney! My favorite comedian.

  • @estebangrijalva2443
    @estebangrijalva2443 5 років тому +2

    this was probably before he went with his iconic one liners - but none of the less, Rodney Dangerfield was funny no matter what

  • @thomaskomar447
    @thomaskomar447 4 роки тому +7

    Best comedian ever His wife asked him Rodney Rodney take me somewhere I never was before I took her to the kitchen

    • @dawoool
      @dawoool 2 роки тому

      Henny Youngman did that joke long before Rodney.

  • @fordnut4914
    @fordnut4914 4 роки тому +1

    Damn hard to believe been 50+ years time really seems to go by.

  • @Jesse11P
    @Jesse11P 4 роки тому +3

    He was already 46 when he appeared here. He was late but still great

  • @kentinspacetime5378
    @kentinspacetime5378 6 місяців тому

    Wow - he was just starting to get his groove at this time. His best jokes were always 2 crisp sentences. Like call and response. But once he got it down he was just unstoppable. 2 sentences, audience laughs, repeat. Never miss a beat. Rodney worked hard to make it look easy.

  • @mekrabj2901
    @mekrabj2901 6 років тому +10

    How'd I get here? I was watching puppy videos next thing I know I'm watching Rodney Dangerfield clips. R.I.P Mr Dangerfield.

    • @sammoland9628
      @sammoland9628 6 років тому

      Mekrab J check out the very funny videoclip titled, "Retarded Dog Remix" with the sound of the news broadcaster being hijinxed by jim carrey from, "Bruce Almighty"!

  • @foxwolf316
    @foxwolf316 6 років тому +1

    i thought no one was gonna find a 60s video on youtube about rodney this is great.

  • @hungfao
    @hungfao 7 років тому +58

    Very wholesome....perhaps too wholesome. Ed was very strict on what he considered allowing on his show.

    • @Trainy2
      @Trainy2 5 років тому +3

      Rodney's best jokes were certainly not wholesome

    • @pheresy1367
      @pheresy1367 5 років тому

      Some of the imagery was extremely tawdry in this set. I'm surprised Ed would have allowed it... I mean "souvenirs" nearly killing him? Followed by Topo Gigio?

    • @tyloveland7291
      @tyloveland7291 5 років тому

      This video sucks!!!

  • @milansasich4613
    @milansasich4613 Рік тому +2

    The best comedian in the world 🌎.

  • @nicknak88s
    @nicknak88s 6 років тому +1

    AWE, I love him, just everything about him. you can clearly see he was a sweetheart.

  • @jeffcolorado
    @jeffcolorado 7 років тому +947

    I had a joke I wanted to submit to Rodney, because I think it would have been perfect for him, but sadly he died before I could do so. "I don't get no respect. Last week my car broke down on the freeway. I asked a guy for a tow. He gave me a finger."

    • @wkliskey
      @wkliskey 7 років тому +64

      that is pretty good.

    • @bornetocrywolf5965
      @bornetocrywolf5965 7 років тому +26

      Jeff B I'm stealing that one. Good stuff

    • @jeffcolorado
      @jeffcolorado 7 років тому +38

      @Kanga Guru Glad you liked it. I wish I could have heard him telling it. His cadence would be perfect.

    • @huskyjerk
      @huskyjerk 7 років тому +6

      Great one, Jeff B !

    • @Kazyman
      @Kazyman 7 років тому +19

      LOL....nice! Here's one of mine he could've done something with (right after his, "I attract everyone that can do me absolutely no good,".....I was next in line at The Dollar Store the other day when I hear my cashier's voice over the intercom: Price check on 3, please.

  • @richardwagner4717
    @richardwagner4717 6 років тому +3

    He was great! Miss him!!

  • @zackwilson3525
    @zackwilson3525 4 роки тому +2

    Rodney is the man.

  • @roblee4024
    @roblee4024 4 роки тому +1

    🔴👍👍 Rodney Dangerfield one of my favourites

  • @botwitaprice
    @botwitaprice 5 років тому +2

    back then he was still King of the One-Liners

  • @ms-vv2gg
    @ms-vv2gg 7 років тому +52

    This is the most restricted I've ever seen him.

    • @wiseguymaybe
      @wiseguymaybe 4 роки тому +6

      And yet this was the appearance that started his career as a successful comedian.

    • @ollietamuff3340
      @ollietamuff3340 4 роки тому +2

      Not at his best. He was better on Carson.

    • @halc.2899
      @halc.2899 4 роки тому

      @@ollietamuff3340 In 1969 on the Ed Sullivan show the censors were still in control.

    • @ollietamuff3340
      @ollietamuff3340 4 роки тому

      @@halc.2899 I suppose you're right. They censored the Stones for Let's spend the night together. Ed Sullivan show wanted them to say Let's spend some time together. So much for freedom of speech. Lol.

    • @machineofadream
      @machineofadream 4 роки тому +1

      The one nice thing is that I hadn't heard most of these jokes before. In most of his other routines there are a few I heard multiple times.

  • @mikegass2272
    @mikegass2272 6 років тому +2

    best stand up comic ever.

  • @russellchristophel7805
    @russellchristophel7805 7 років тому +2

    Rodney was the best... the very best!!!

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 5 років тому +2

    He's like a musician ...singing his lyrics 🎙🎶

  • @robertmartinez1645
    @robertmartinez1645 6 років тому +145

    I went to my Dr, I said Dr. I want to stop aging.... So he gave me a gun!

  • @billl1127
    @billl1127 5 років тому +2

    King of the one liners.

  • @pedenmk
    @pedenmk 4 роки тому +7

    Rodney is one of the funniest men ever

  • @davidnieve6444
    @davidnieve6444 4 роки тому +4

    Rodney was funny from the day he was born to the day he died! And after!

  • @recoverybeer8165
    @recoverybeer8165 6 років тому +3

    Love this guy. 🤘🤘

  • @Alwaystripping90
    @Alwaystripping90 6 років тому +1

    One of my favs

  • @suestowers7732
    @suestowers7732 Рік тому +1

    Sue Stowers: Best Comedian yet!

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 5 років тому +1

    What a brilliant performance.

  • @TopSecretVid
    @TopSecretVid 6 років тому

    dang ..the year i was born. He is simply the best!

  • @waynefletcher9884
    @waynefletcher9884 4 роки тому +2

    I had a joke that would have been great for Rodney. “My friends family was so poor, after dinner I helped him wash the hubcaps!” But hell being 57 you’d have to be my age to know what hubcaps are anyway! 👀🤔😆

  • @JohnLeePedimore
    @JohnLeePedimore 7 років тому +21

    The other day my wife told me to take out the garbage....I told her I already did.....she said "Well go keep an eye on it".....

  • @chrismei8580
    @chrismei8580 7 місяців тому +1

    "I tell ya I've played some tough places. Aldo's...formerly Vito's....FORMERLY Nunzio's....tough place, Nunzio's I had dinner there once...they served me broken leg of lamb...😜"

  • @user-co7fb6qe5w
    @user-co7fb6qe5w 5 місяців тому

    All of his movies were priceless too. It's not what he said, just his delivery would make a person burst bust out uncontrollably

  • @user-el6gg2jx9f
    @user-el6gg2jx9f 2 місяці тому

    I like how the audience all applause today you have to hear woman yelling whoa whoa

  • @joseantoniodelgado109
    @joseantoniodelgado109 4 роки тому +1

    Respect

  • @brsbrs799
    @brsbrs799 7 років тому +17

    Still makes me laugh

  • @kevinshaughnessy2528
    @kevinshaughnessy2528 6 років тому +21

    😕 Last week my
    👔daughter failed her driv"in test!
    She couldn't get used to the front seat.

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent 4 роки тому +1

      I liked his kid jokes.
      My daughter gets picked up so often she's starting to grow handles.
      I said to my son, "You're young, you don't have it upstairs." He said, "You're old, you don't have it downstairs."
      All the boys call my daughter "Federal Express," because whenever she goes to a guy's place, she absolutely has to be there overnight.
      I said to the boy, "Someday you'll have kids of your own." He said, "You, too!"