This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.
I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"
I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)
I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.
To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!
Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him?? IN HIS HOUSE
Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha
shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.
From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.
He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.
This man is not just a stand up comedian. He is also a brilliant serious actor. I am thinking of the one-man play (written by his wife Annabel Knight) 'A Strange Bit of History'. I will never forget this performance.
@@ahmedetemadi3434 Oh gosh - it must have been in the early 90s - 1994/5 maybe? Shortly after KOMEDIA in Brighton opened in Manchester Street in 1994 - it must have been in the first or second year of its existence.
@@ahmedetemadi3434 Yes - it was quite brilliant. I now also remember seeing his comic act the evening before - when I just happened to walk into the venue, and having a free evening, went to see Omid's show. I knew nothing of him, so I just took a chance. I was so impressed that I came back the next evening to see the play. Some things leave a deep impression. You asked why it was so good: It is a one-man play - but Omid's skill to move from one character to the other is remarkable. It felt as if I were watching a play with many different actors. The timing, too, was impeccable.
I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes
Spot on, flawless impeccably classic...the old guy not only forgot where he went for his holiday but even forgot his wife's name too...and how tactically he tries to remember her name😆😆😆
As an Iranian myself, I can confirm this really is what it's like being Iranian. I applied for a visa to visit two years ago and the application was denied because I have British and Iranian nationality xD I love Omid sm, he is not afraid to make light of the political situation we are all in. That is the kind of humour we need sometimes
OMG thank God. After a long time , probably months of searching funny stand ups I actually find someone really funny who resorts to humour without nonsense and not so much swearing .
Last time I watch this video was last week, first time I watch this video was nearly 2 years ago, within last 2 years God knows how many times I have watch this video anytime I watch it seem it's a first time I am watching it:))
With all due respect, can’t you just shut the f@&k up and enjoy the comedy and keep your stupid opinion about other countries to yourself???? Thank you
Omid Djalili is great , simply a wonder. Most of all we are profoundly happy and amazed with Prince Charles and his wife's simplicity . If only if Prince Charles would have the absolute monarch of Britain , we would see a far better Britain .Lots of Love from Dhaka Bangladesh.
It gets me there every time with all the new re-watching I get up to after any small brief duration. This man is beyond funny when some serious jokes just sneak up on you and you realise you hadn't internized them all with that excellent performance that ties down the delivery. It hurts sometimes when this happens
This was, in my humble opinion, a class A+++++ comedy. No obscenity, no insult or humiliation of another person, many complex and thought provoking twists and turns of the mind, and most successful elevation of the heart and elicitation of belly laughs all around. Thanks Omid for a most intelligent comedy delivery.
except for the Kardashians
Wasn't that funny. Maybe keep opinions to yourself.
@@denzy5773 my nigga
@@denzy5773 That's because you are ghetto
Precisely correct!
I live in Australia and we just don't get enough of this man. Brilliant!!
Intelligent humor without any profanities. Brilliant, mate!
Lol no profanities with the Royals.
I wish he'd do more comedy without profanity.
Max, look at his audience.
What's the fucking problem with profanities?
There should be some kind of standard for comedy without profanities
I think i'm watching this for the tenth time and i still find it hilarious.
we got the same surname. :) Don't know if related or not.
Could it possibly be because you've made your decision ?
I made my decision to wait over a year to make this statement.
Same here, its hilarious everytime you watch it.
Same
Me also
4:30
That "Ivy" joke was priceless :-D
That was a great joke. I love this guys material.
Lol that was gold
I think it's based off an old joke, something like "My grandad was telling me about these new memory pills he takes. He told me "They're really good, i can't remember what they're called. What's the name of that flower? With red petals?" "A gyranium?" "nono, the other one, with the horns" "A Rose?" "that's it..a rose...ROSE??? WHAT ARE MY MEMORY PILLS CALLED?"
I immediately thought how that joke could translate into Czech...and I'd use řůže/Růža (rose/Rose - that's the only plant-based name that works in Czech. Not Ivy, Petunia...not even Margaret.)
😅😅😅 That's a good one
@@joshuaclark4660
“I haven’t got time for your applause” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why what did I do ?
Well, am afraid you have to bear with me for I MADE MY DECISION!!!
Who are the people who gave thumbs down for this tight, spotless act??
Kardashians?
THEY HAVE MADE THEIR DECISION
Downers. It's the usual 2-5% of morons in any crowd. They can't help it, have some empathy. Men in white coats are on the way.
Soul S. Aha they made there decision
@@Mrbobinge then keep politics OUT, he should have known better, the idiot.
😂
Very clean, very professional, very topical, perfectly tailored for the audience. Omid still got it.
Pretty sharp.
Cound not be more agreed
you technically stupid
In short, definitely not American comedy
Also......
Very average
I'm ethnically Iranian, but I was born and raised in the UK.
So, technically that makes me Ukrainian!
PYM JBZ That got a belly laugh from me! 😂😂😂
That is an old joke.. not funny anymore..
It's spelled UKranian! A minor difference that can be missed.
😂😂
Scrolled down the comment section be watchin the video . Now the fun is gone
😕
I once served him in a bank that I worked in. Absolute gentleman, he was so chuffed that I recognised him and did'nt ask for ID when he cashed a cheque.
A friend of mine is asking
haw much in 'is acunt?
Fyi we are NOT nigerians eee
@@TheMacrobianSomali brilliant, you nailed it.
good job, you made your decision
You should have asked for his ID. After he asks why, you should have said, "I MADE MY DECISION"
Peter Tunks: Oh Oh... you handed over Omid's money to a brilliant impressionist.
Omid at his finest. Murdered it in front of Prince Charles and the London audience. Fantastic set.
One of the best routines ever , Omid you nailed it man! Respect from Ireland 🇮🇪
To be a distinguished comedian is one thing, to perform like that in less than 7 minutes coming up with something which could be watched over and over again making you laugh each time, is another thing!
Really unbelievable to fit that many jokes!!
Wasn’t going to watch this but.............. I MADE MY DECISION
shazlfc ronaldo read this before he got to that bit, and I was like wtf!?!?
Kate Steventon lmao u was probs thinking what’s he on about 🤣🤣🤣
You did it wrong. They followed through with their decision 😵
Yes you made a good one
shazlfc ronaldo Hahahaha
Seen him live 2 years ago, nearly popped a testicle laughing so much!!
Popped a testicle? Should I ask 'whose?'
The best, no swearing, non offensive, you can watch with the family, even HRH is laughing, this is real comedy
Omid Djalili, the great Ukrainian comic! :)
@@SohailAhmedKT It's literally a joke Omid makes in the first few minutes of this video. Eveyrone knows he's Iranian.
@Check YO Self thank you for ur enlightened comments
Except he isn't Ukrainian
he is an iranian ....my country @@motnosniv
@@siyavashking289 l thought he was born in UK.
This is perfect. No profanity, pure and intelligent comedy.
Truly fascinating Mr. Djalili, humor is a universal language... it allows me to see the lighter and brighter part of Iran when all the rest of the world says otherwise! Let us celebrate humanity!
Very solid set - no weak jokes at all👏👏😁
Jermaine Long except for the first 5 minutes
The one about making noises when you’re older is a Billy Connolly classic.
Got a genuine laugh out of Prince Charles at his expense. Omid's a master.
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden. We scoured 27 countries looking for Bin Laden. We spent £2 Billion Pounds looking for Bin Laden, Where did we find him??
IN HIS HOUSE
In Pakistan..we should have guessed that..
Haha lol yeah should've guessed that....he ain't a Pakistani but we shoulda guessed that Haha... he was trained by the us but we shoulda guessed that hahahaha
No in a biscuit factory hiding behind the afgans
shahmir zaman dude, he was literally next to the US military base in Pakistan, (like a mile away) and next to the Peshwar military training academy (like Pakistan’s west point). Also the Pakistani military created the Taliban which, though not the Al-Queda (which Osama was the leader of), was still a major ally. Moreover Pakistan consistedly funded the Taliban who were often contained to have funded the Al Queda. Not to mention that the US armed the Mujahadeen, who then splintered into the Al Queda, who then splintered creating a civil war that Najibullah lost. Moreover, the Afghans were fighting communists and asked for help in defending against the Soviet advanced. If the US had not provided support, the nation would have been blamed for its inaction in allowing for the rise of a different type of totalitarian regime. Lastly, in terms of why it was obvious he was in Pakistan and in that location was that his house was always guarded with armed men, it was the largest house not just in the town but also in the entire peshawar region, and it was often reported for its incredibly suspicious activity.
Between the moment they made their decision to capture him and the moment they found him, not enough arsenal had been made and sold...
The entire Iranian community is so proud of you Omid. There isn't any comedian with such a class as you today.
What the fuck dude? You call your family the entire Iranian ?
king J i supoose
چرا کسشر میگی این یارو فقط اسمش ایرانیه بعدشم ایرانیا اصلا این یارو خیکی رو نمیشناسن افتخار ایران مهران مدیریه نه این چاقالو
Don't be pathetic.
UKRAINIAN community should be more proud. Technically. 😑
From nothing to being personally selected by British royalty, yet he remains humble and has never sold out. Rare breed. Bravo Sir. As highly as you're rated, you're still underrated.
I watched this a dozen times, such funny and clean comedy is rare and hard to find. Thanks, Omid Djalili.
Ok, I adore this man, now.
Brilliant.. Polished and clean and delivered fantastically
Mr Chatterjee are you in India?
achatterjee14 he’s not Polish
@@guneetaga994 yup
you technically stupid
Probably the best standup comedy I have seen. Thanks, Omid.
Lol he was firing on all cylinders here ! Well done 👍 omid
Omid killed it here. I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.
"THAT is the Prince of Wales." Ha ha, love it!! Classssy!
His humour is so intelligent and refined a talented comic he should have been much bigger
He's not dead yet
He couldve been big if he had more jokes but as I've watched almost everything he has online it was all same jokes repeated over and over again nonetheless great jokes and I like him alot but it's like Arie Spears, same damn jokes every set since his youth.
I think he has lost weight!
@@mugen1423 he's pretty big. If anything he should get a little smaller .
I swear the Kardasian joke was so relatable... I felt like that every time I used to watch it couple years ago.
This man is my favorite comedian...no one comes close in stand up comedy
he is really a world class comedian.
Loved his performance/character in *"The Mummy"* . I didn't know he was also a stand up comedian, holy shit. He is fantastic!
Absolutely the best....clean and very funny
Watching this in Lock down here in the UK.
This man is not just a stand up comedian. He is also a brilliant serious actor. I am thinking of the one-man play (written by his wife Annabel Knight) 'A Strange Bit of History'. I will never forget this performance.
Magdalena Portmann when did you see it?
@@ahmedetemadi3434 Oh gosh - it must have been in the early 90s - 1994/5 maybe? Shortly after KOMEDIA in Brighton opened in Manchester Street in 1994 - it must have been in the first or second year of its existence.
Magdalena Portmann wow you remembered it after so long, why was it so good?
@@ahmedetemadi3434 Yes - it was quite brilliant. I now also remember seeing his comic act the evening before - when I just happened to walk into the venue, and having a free evening, went to see Omid's show. I knew nothing of him, so I just took a chance. I was so impressed that I came back the next evening to see the play. Some things leave a deep impression.
You asked why it was so good: It is a one-man play - but Omid's skill to move from one character to the other is remarkable. It felt as if I were watching a play with many different actors. The timing, too, was impeccable.
Magdalena Portmann wow, hopefully he will do it again one day
I think I watched this 20 times and i still rolling on the ground laughing . Well done great performance , lovely character, clean and meaningful jokes
It had to be clean in front of a Royal. His normal act isn’t quite so clean
Excellent Omid. Jokes were spot on, well delivered and my favourite was ' talking to the flowers bit', Charles was really laughing.
The flowers were talking to him? Send this man to the nut house! No , not the funny farm - he doesn't need that.
@@tenhirankei Heh. =:o}
Wow Charles would have love him
Spot on, flawless impeccably classic...the old guy not only forgot where he went for his holiday but even forgot his wife's name too...and how tactically he tries to remember her name😆😆😆
What a great guy ..
The best piece of comedy i've watched in some time!
BRILLIANT. ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, AND NOT ONE CURSE WORD.
Spot on jokes and solid performance. Greetings from Iraq.
Iran...not iraq....persia
@@bitterolive4299 he's saying hi on the behalf of the Iraqi's people sherlock🤦♂️
As an Iranian myself, I can confirm this really is what it's like being Iranian. I applied for a visa to visit two years ago and the application was denied because I have British and Iranian nationality xD I love Omid sm, he is not afraid to make light of the political situation we are all in. That is the kind of humour we need sometimes
tell me about it girl
Yeah it sucks lol
How about the ones who were born in Iran too? It's much worse.
@@hosseinfaridnasr2778 Oh believe me, I know! I have full sympathy for my family back in Iran. :')
He voices a character named Yusuf Amir
Hilarious character 🤣
Omid Djalili was the first stand up I ever watched on the telly. Changed my life mate
1:10 I love how he said" And they wouldn't let me in" LOL
Oh, he is funny! Haven't laughed this hard for ages.
Who’s watching this in 2022?. Watched this so many many times!!! Just brilliant 🤩🤩🤩
OMG laughed soooo hard. Thank you for sharing this clip. For the life of me I don't understand why are there 510 thumbs down.
Because some people don't find this funny it's funny for you but not for everyone.
Love him! 😂😃 Fun fact about him: he was fired from on of the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies for mucking about with his prop sword. 😁
LMAO! That stupid to fire him for that.
@@arsenalmanic Yeh heard johnny Depp wanted him back but he didn't wanna come back
@@soheilmashali922 lol
Can't forget the first mummy movie lol
Saw Omid in Brighton back in 2008. Loved every minute of it. Class performer 👏
Tive uma paixão enorme pelo Omid Djalili quando eu era mais jovem. Ele era mesmo muito lindo, fofinho, sexy e simpático demais.❤
The funniest IRANIAN comedy star 🌟 I have ever seen! Well done mate, you are just amazing 🤩
CUTT ITTTTT!
Master comedians make it look so easy. Brilliant in every way.
This is the fifth time I’ve watched this and it’s still funny
Excellent routine
Change your DP for crying out loud.
Everyone I see it I try to brush the darn thing away 😀
OMG thank God. After a long time , probably months of searching funny stand ups I actually find someone really funny who resorts to humour without nonsense and not so much swearing .
One of the best short theme-based pieces of stand-up. Watched it >10x.
Seriouslu love this man, a real comedian. From Saudi
Don't see much off him these days, Its nice to see him again!!
It’s so enjoyable to watch comedy without vulgarity and obscene language. Brilliant!
Daring and hilarious at the same time. Omid you area a treat.
Great show... amazing jokes... Hats off! Doing Iranians proud...
I always had a perception that iranians are a people of humour in general..
He's actually Ukrainian 😰
Omid Djalili , I´m terribly grateful for your wisdom and humour. I/we, love you, terribly!
What a G manages to tailor his act to an audience without looking corny not many comedians can do that, very good!
He is the BEST!
When I saw his last Prince-Charles birthday performance I thought he couldn't get any funnier, I was wrong!
When he told him to get a life, i choked on my food and coughed for minutes. I couldn't stop laughing
K ää :ää ⁿ mä k no no l mk mp nkii on
No no no
I have lost count the number of times I watched this but I never tire of it and I enjoy it every time. Mr OD is absolutely brilliant.
I clicked Like before even watching. OJ always delivers.
Hilarious. One of the funniest things I’ve seen this year
Omid is honestly one of the funniest people, he always makes me laugh. He should have a chat show or something
Omid is a marvellous comedian.
Last time I watch this video was last week, first time I watch this video was nearly 2 years ago, within last 2 years God knows how many times I have watch this video anytime I watch it seem it's a first time I am watching it:))
Great that we live in a country where the future King is the butt of jokes and laughs along with it. It wouldn't happen in some countries.
Laughing all the way to bank in his free mansion
With all due respect, can’t you just shut the f@&k up and enjoy the comedy and keep your stupid opinion about other countries to yourself????
Thank you
Sure as hell not here in the 'States. We're starting to look like Norsefire is going to come for people with lorries in the night.
@@SuzLa1 I take it your jealous.
Pathetic country that still has Kings and Queens :-D we're in the 21st century for fuck's sake!
I laughed even more the second time around!! Awesome set.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😅😂🤣
Being of Iranian decent myself , found his humour very British and I enjoyed it a lot .
He's great - the funniest man! - love him!
I always remember him from “the mummy”
Ya'Hman
One the greatest UK Comedian
emigrate your comments make no sense, enough with the racist garbage
Iranian
I watch this time & again. It doesn't get stale bc he's telling off the prince of wales to his face! Now that's a class act.
One of the best if not the best comedian the last decade.
Omid is a true master , love this guy.
I was born in the UK and now live in Italy.... that makes me Ukalian....
One of the best comedians ever
You know an act is TOP class and genius when you can keep watching it over and over again and still makes you laugh
I ordered and reading his biography, amazing collection of emotional and funny stories. Love it
Curiosity Unlimited get it on Audible his narrating it👍🏽
One of the BEST comedy material ever written!
Hilarious and ingenious!
I just discovered you. You're my new favourite now
Omid Djalili is great , simply a wonder. Most of all we are profoundly happy and amazed with Prince Charles and his wife's simplicity . If only if Prince Charles would have the absolute monarch of Britain , we would see a far better Britain .Lots of Love from Dhaka Bangladesh.
I love when he said "Oh well I'll eat the snickers bar despite the fact that I have a fatal nut allergy, but I've made my decision" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🇬🇧 😂 😂 😂
that was shit
Philip Croft how was that shit that was hilarious
This guy is a national treasure , so different from all other comedians , i love the guy, just a fun guy loving his work .
YUSUF AMIRRRR
gotta love omid hats off
It's VERY good to see Omid again.
It gets me there every time with all the new re-watching I get up to after any small brief duration. This man is beyond funny when some serious jokes just sneak up on you and you realise you hadn't internized them all with that excellent performance that ties down the delivery. It hurts sometimes when this happens
Omg. Where have you been omid
One4 ALL enjoying the money 💰
Omid Djalili the best Iranian Comiker