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  • @LordCommander-ui2fw
    @LordCommander-ui2fw Рік тому +13207

    Even for the divine, there’s no shortcuts for bulking up, Atreus.

  • @deltor5849
    @deltor5849 Рік тому +8155

    Atreus: "Father, when do i get dem GAINS?"
    Kratos: "BOY, do you even lift?"

  • @Brainwave101
    @Brainwave101 Рік тому +4200

    Atreus: "Father, when will I look like you?"
    Kratos sweating nervously: _Oh shit, I'm going to have to explain that I'm wearing the ashes of his sister and stepmo-_
    Atreus: "Y'know, bigger!"
    Kratos: _OH THANK FUCK_

  • @paltimpotampkin7647
    @paltimpotampkin7647 Рік тому +5404

    Kratos got those muscles from carrying all that guilt

  • @averagejoe8693
    @averagejoe8693 Рік тому +2749

    Mimir really said “everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but nobody wanna pick up these heavy ass weights”

  • @artofrav
    @artofrav Рік тому +5826

    "Yes Atreus, I work out even if I possess godly strength. How could you tell?"

    • @minhkhoaluong25
      @minhkhoaluong25 Рік тому +270

      “Can you feel my heart ?” Plays.

    • @tymelthompson4182
      @tymelthompson4182 Рік тому +162

      Nah, he looked about the same before he was a god. Fighting monsters for the rest of his life just helped him maintain that physique.

    • @GGGmod1
      @GGGmod1 Рік тому +175

      Father.. Is that why you walk around half naked all the time?
      Kratos: *Grumbles*

    • @DonFacundo7
      @DonFacundo7 Рік тому +13

      You killed this comment with edit 😭

    • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
      @-EchoesIntoEternity- Рік тому +9

      cringe edit

  • @tranvinhnhat1289
    @tranvinhnhat1289 Рік тому +7142

    Well, Mimir isn’t wrong.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming Рік тому +242

      Mimir is wisest of them

    • @dio-sama5620
      @dio-sama5620 Рік тому +191

      I like mimir in this game bro casually dropped the F bomb on Odin during the boss fight

    • @makakco6673
      @makakco6673 Рік тому +27

      I mean he is the smartest

    • @carlo5322
      @carlo5322 Рік тому +13

      Tren hard, eat clen

    • @saljpal3
      @saljpal3 Рік тому +14

      @raynaldo arlen k.eman The Saitama routine 😂

  • @grimmjowdoug5031
    @grimmjowdoug5031 Рік тому +1815

    Atreus: why didn't you train me like a spartan??
    Kratos: because I actually love you and dont want you to hate everything that moves and breathes😂😂

    • @LukeJukeDuke
      @LukeJukeDuke Рік тому +71

      To be honest, spartans aren't just killing machines😂 they are also taught other emotions to keep themselves from going the wrong path, kratos on the other hand had anger issues, dude just woke up one day and decided to massacre the greek pantheon.

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam Рік тому +167

      @@LukeJukeDuke well it didn't happen in overnight. They make him murder his own wife and child. I would be pissed too.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Рік тому +68

      @@LukeJukeDuke You never played the first 6 games, did you?

    • @ItsAme7143
      @ItsAme7143 Рік тому +37

      @@LukeJukeDuke you can try to teach them other emotions but when you're starved and beat and forced to steal and kill as a child I think it's safe to say there's gonna be some trauma😂 sparta = great warriors/insanely fucked up culture

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Рік тому +8

      Among their fellow Greeks, Spartans developed a reputation as peerless soldiers, but otherwise crazy.

  • @luisenriquedelallave5818
    @luisenriquedelallave5818 Рік тому +2728

    Mimir basically said: Do you even lift bro?

  • @carlgman7420
    @carlgman7420 Рік тому +2200

    Atreus trying to find ways to shortcut him gaining muscles

    • @sanjaylamba003
      @sanjaylamba003 Рік тому +259

      Certified Loki move

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine Рік тому

      I don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed, kid learned how to shape shift just so he could turn into animals as swole as his daddy

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 Рік тому +48

      He can shape shift. Not exactly difficult

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 Рік тому +36

      @John Wall Working out is quite a pain. Not many can put with that.
      Especially when you don't go a gym and makeshift every piece of equipment.

    • @Noizzed
      @Noizzed Рік тому +33

      @@Agent-57 No excuse, I do calisthenics, which require no equipment, and you can slowly build up to any exercise, if you cannot do handstands do pike push-ups, if they're hard for you, just elevate your hands with books or something until you can do it without them. Then start elevating your feet, until you can do a handstand.

  • @ExtremeMan10
    @ExtremeMan10 Рік тому +2783

    Heracles (or Hercules) was the best example of this. Guy was a demigod and yet still didnt give up and was working out so hard so he could gain the physique he got in 3rd game.

    • @elgoblinax8796
      @elgoblinax8796 Рік тому +62

      we go JIIIIIM (god version)

    • @Erricane
      @Erricane Рік тому +332

      That's not even the whole story. Heracles even tried shooting an arrow at the sun just because he was too hot, hoping it would extinguish. Helios praised his bravery and called it a day and let Selene brought night earlier than usual. This story was to explain daylight saving.

    • @SuperboyLilly
      @SuperboyLilly Рік тому +101

      Hercules is strong because he drank Hera's breast milk when he was a baby.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Рік тому +138

      @@SuperboyLilly And that is how the milky way was created

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon Рік тому +33

      @@Erricane Good lord, how long has Daylight Savings been a thing???

  • @thanh5703
    @thanh5703 Рік тому +824

    Atreus: "How can I look muscular like my father?"
    Mimir: "Start the grind Atreus, start the grind ."

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime Рік тому +55

      Atreus: Whats the grind Mimir
      Mimir: Now that lad is an excellent story (insert story of gigachad hear)

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Рік тому +24

      @@Rhino-Prime sigma song start playing

    • @Snooopy28
      @Snooopy28 Рік тому +10

      @@Rhino-Prime *She didnt have to cuuuuut me oooooooooofffff*

    • @Rqblt
      @Rqblt Рік тому +6

      “just pray for a 3rd game you’ll grow straight into having muscles”

  • @itsreallydante
    @itsreallydante Рік тому +204

    “My strength does not come from my body, but both are honed by discipline” now that’s the best gym quote ever

    • @wainach9518
      @wainach9518 Рік тому +6

      Doesn't apply to us haha

    • @TANGO762
      @TANGO762 Рік тому +12

      @@wainach9518 in a way it can. If you look at it from the strength of enduring everything that life has thrown at us, unless you were sheltered then you have stories to tell about when you overcame situations and came out a stronger person. Sure were not gods but we all have strength that’s for sure.

    • @breavis2919
      @breavis2919 Рік тому +7

      I take it as my strength comes not from my body, but my mind. Both are honed with discipline. This is how to become a god.

  • @user-dt9lm7vk2m
    @user-dt9lm7vk2m Рік тому +1098

    I love these "pass time banters" in the game so much. It really make the characters more whole and show how much they've changed compared to the prequals.

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li Рік тому +6

      I would've preferred if kratos talked about his old kingdom, like the farmers, peasants, women, children, and old men in Sparta, because warring isn't the only culture the Spartans had, there's also some small cultural things that's also shared between all inhabitants of Greece, would've loved to hear that.
      He could've talked about his golden armor too and about the blades of Olympus.

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li Рік тому

      @neil what? What do you mean?

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li Рік тому +2

      Also to add to my original reply, they literally mentioned the hot gates in the game but never bothered to talk about the reason WHY King Leonidas only brought three hundred Spartans, and historically it all have to do with the Greek culture that prevents war from being waged between countries. Would've loved to see kratos talk about that.

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li Рік тому

      @neil no??

    • @Snooopy28
      @Snooopy28 Рік тому +8

      @neil To the best of my knowledge, it is a direct continuation, but you calling it a soft reboot can also be considered correct in terms of gameplay and storytelling
      only we have no idea wtf happened between 3 and 4

  • @Eeiiaane
    @Eeiiaane Рік тому +459

    Damn, this is probably one of the manliest father and son conversation I've ever heard, Kratos teaching even us some legitimate weight lifting and training advice..

    • @AKarnold1010
      @AKarnold1010 Рік тому +7

      It seriously is. My Pops was a police officer for 33 years and was always jacked. We never had this kind of talk, but I was always naturally strong while working in the trades. It wasn't until later when he told me he spent every minute of down time he had at the station, lifting weight. This scene really hit home for me

  • @reesenakhre
    @reesenakhre Рік тому +241

    Kratos' dialogue just sounds so much...warmer... in this game. It really sounds like the folks that made the dialogue put a special emphasis on conveying that Kratos is settling into his role as a father; and of course the performances of the voice actors. Game is God tier

    • @velimirjuradin8764
      @velimirjuradin8764 Рік тому +33

      I mean in gow(2018 ) he's still grieving for his wife and is trying to connect with his son . In gow Ragnarok they shared that journey and grew together, it's obvious that Kratos would mellow out a tiny bit after all those years 🥺

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf Рік тому +9

      Christopher Judge was an honestly inspired choice. One of his biggest rolls was similarly a large, strong man of few words but who could speak volumes with his facial expressions.

    • @santiagogabaldon6596
      @santiagogabaldon6596 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@KenshiImmortalWolfI hope Judge more voice work in other stuff besides GOW (which is phenomenal btw) and I also hope he isn't a one trick pony like many other celeb voice actor's. Like Pratt and the Rock, gotta show more than gruff men of few words.

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf 6 місяців тому +1

      @@santiagogabaldon6596 the dude played Teal'c of Stargate Fame, Stoic badasses are kind of his thing, yeah he gives them a lot of depth but his voice does not lend itself to the greatest range. I hope we do see him more but I wouldn't be surprised if The stoic man who says only what needs saying is the roll he gets. Some people are specialized.

  • @mikewmccann
    @mikewmccann Рік тому +86

    I love the role reversal here, usually Kratos is straight to the point and Mimir is more considerate of other people’s feelings, but here Kratos is trying to pass some wisdom to his son and Mimir flat out tells him to start working out skinny.

  • @Afeeq1011
    @Afeeq1011 Рік тому +2279

    That means kratos keep his training of picking heavy things

    • @martijnklaassen3536
      @martijnklaassen3536 Рік тому +273

      What is heavy for him?
      He flipped an entire temple

    • @adoboflakes8473
      @adoboflakes8473 Рік тому +343

      @@martijnklaassen3536 He can hold back his powers so I imagine he nerfs himself whenever he wants to do some lifting

    • @morphayangze2737
      @morphayangze2737 Рік тому +15

      @gandalf the sad And gates from all the way back to the first game.

    • @ghostglitch5355
      @ghostglitch5355 Рік тому +55

      Kratos is a certified lifter

    • @Complete_Stranger7050
      @Complete_Stranger7050 Рік тому +67

      *Picks up cronos*

  • @TheWarchiefZekeJaeger
    @TheWarchiefZekeJaeger Рік тому +493

    0:42 Atreus just learned the basics of lifting

    • @aaronvanzile3824
      @aaronvanzile3824 Рік тому +7

      Like Ronnie Coleman taught us. EVERYBODY WANNA BE A BODY BUILDER...BUT NO ONE WANNA LIFT THESE HEAVY. ASS. WEIGHTS.
      I DO IT THOUGH

    • @petergusev999
      @petergusev999 Рік тому +1

      Not really, in the basics of lifting you don't magically start strong.

  • @AvarageYakuzaEnjoyer
    @AvarageYakuzaEnjoyer Рік тому +98

    There is also a fantastic conversation where Atreus asks Kratos if he will ever get a beard like his, and Kratos simply answers "No".

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Рік тому +27

      Way to crush your kid's spirit K man xD

    • @Distortia1994
      @Distortia1994 Рік тому +13

      Worse, Atreus says that he thinks his beard’s growing in and Kratos straight up just asks, “Is it?”

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 5 місяців тому +1

      Kratos has a beard even Thorgrimm Grudgebearer or Gotrek would envy. No one his boi is ever doing better then him.

  • @vaiholapohiva1321
    @vaiholapohiva1321 Рік тому +194

    Human or God... These gains don't come by easy BOY...

  • @leolusanez5378
    @leolusanez5378 Рік тому +126

    Kratos literally went: “pushups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice”

    • @reedpyre9025
      @reedpyre9025 Рік тому

      nice

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 Рік тому

      That caprisun Pacific Cooler

    • @Factboy12
      @Factboy12 Рік тому

      The fact that they can regenerate means they're already on juice.
      Now, all Atreus has to do is follow Mimir's advice about picking heavy things up & putting them back down. And frankly, with his regeneration or healing factor, he could practically do it everyday day of the week... unlike us mortals.

    • @thesilentangel8299
      @thesilentangel8299 6 місяців тому

      Fresh ice cold water from Midgard is the best juice.

  • @johnathonharker266
    @johnathonharker266 Рік тому +35

    Honestly, the fact that Kratos goes out of his way to take good care of his body even when he doesn't need to is such a cool demonstration of his character, especially compared to how some gods don't even bother with maintaining appearances in such a way.
    It goes to show how Kratos is literally more grounded. He concerns himself with mortal activities that other gods might consider humiliating because it builds discipline and character.

  • @DragonLord1125
    @DragonLord1125 Рік тому +1744

    Atreus: "When do I get muscles like yours?"
    Kratos: "When you work for them. Do 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10km run every day."
    Atreus: "But when do I know I'm stronger and bigger?"
    Kratos: "When you go bald."

    • @Silverblade416
      @Silverblade416 Рік тому +143

      Kratos: "At that moment, you shall be able to obliterate your enemies. . . With a single punch. Verily like that mysterious bald stranger that I have met, from an even stranger land. . . ."

    • @theepicwolfnetwork5220
      @theepicwolfnetwork5220 Рік тому +13

      Ngl I do all all of those besides the 10k run

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Рік тому +18

      Fittingly Kratos was always bald

    • @M3TALG0DS
      @M3TALG0DS Рік тому +37

      @@Broomer52 Fun fact Kratos has hair he just decides to shave it. He only has a little bit of receding because of his age but it’s not due to pattern testosterone alopecia. He has the Greek big forehead line across. Look at the 102 questions about god of war.

    • @minhgiangtuan96
      @minhgiangtuan96 Рік тому +12

      @@M3TALG0DS That explain why he can't 1 shot all his enemies but still have a super Strength

  • @MKIS_33
    @MKIS_33 Рік тому +244

    "If you want the physique of one" damn mimir just roasted tf outta Thor lol.

    • @danielgeronimo5538
      @danielgeronimo5538 Рік тому +121

      But Thor does have a god physique, not really the chiseled one, but the strong one.

    • @deathfromthedepths
      @deathfromthedepths Рік тому +23

      @@danielgeronimo5538 Tis a viking.

    • @gamessportsandmore3371
      @gamessportsandmore3371 Рік тому +118

      Thor looks like a strongman. Which fits the whole viking norse thing.

    • @josephfigues4202
      @josephfigues4202 Рік тому +98

      The funny thing is that Kratos has a Greek God Physique and Thor has that of a strong man. Very accurate for their cultures and their individual definition of strength

    • @succmaster1028
      @succmaster1028 Рік тому +26

      @@josephfigues4202 it’s especially neat when you notice Kratos has transitioned more into the strongman build with his more filled in core rather than having a skinny waist like he used to, although they may have done that because of his age it may also be a thematic and stylistic choice too

  • @calhof991
    @calhof991 Рік тому +37

    Atreus: “Father? When will I look like you?”
    Kratos: “In what way?”
    Atreus: “When will my skin turn white like yours? Does that come from aging, or did you do something to make it that way?”
    Kratos: *sweating uncomfortably*

  • @alphabest1962
    @alphabest1962 Рік тому +985

    it will be awkward if Atreus ask kratos about his skin color 😂

    • @aaditkhan728
      @aaditkhan728 Рік тому +43

      ​@Clay Tablet Shogun stepsister tbh.

    • @spencerrose7241
      @spencerrose7241 Рік тому +232

      @@aaditkhan728 Wouldn't she be his half sister, not stepsister? If I'm wrong please correct me

    • @sirgwan5768
      @sirgwan5768 Рік тому +194

      @@aaditkhan728 Half Sister, they share Kratos as a father but have different mothers

    • @echoesofelysium18
      @echoesofelysium18 Рік тому +299

      @Clay Tablet Shogun Atreus: - What's her name?
      Kratos: - Girl

    • @AtheismF7W
      @AtheismF7W Рік тому +59

      @@echoesofelysium18her name was Calliope.

  • @samuelspry6955
    @samuelspry6955 Рік тому +60

    Knew that was the reason he didn't treat Atreus so harshly. Definitely father of the year in gaming.

  • @FrecklePecker
    @FrecklePecker Рік тому +37

    "Everyone wanna be a bodybuilder but nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight." - Ronnie Coleman

    • @ravenwda007
      @ravenwda007 Рік тому +1

      I DO IT THOUGH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @wildtrickster4135
    @wildtrickster4135 Рік тому +103

    lmao this actually makes lore sense, Atreus was able to sneak out a lot before the game started coz Kratos' been training hard to maintain aesthetics

    • @santiagobarratt-boyes5558
      @santiagobarratt-boyes5558 9 місяців тому

      Right because swinging that giant ass axe at monsters and cutting them in half isn’t a workout at all 😅

  • @ITerrorFLY
    @ITerrorFLY Рік тому +16

    This is even funnier when given the context that Atreus is only asking because he tried, and failed, to open a chest like Kratos does and got laughed at by Sindri.

    • @chloet9263
      @chloet9263 Рік тому +7

      Don’t forget he was called a “little man” by Thrud

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 4 місяці тому

      And when he says he was gonna get the gate Thor says to him "With those arms?"

  • @johnleonard9102
    @johnleonard9102 Рік тому +60

    I never thought we'd get the backstory for GigaChad, but yet here we are.

    • @amartya9034
      @amartya9034 Рік тому +3

      Gigachad is a mere mortal. Kratos is gigagod

  • @procastination_is_my_passi4182
    @procastination_is_my_passi4182 Рік тому +60

    Why is no one talking about how Atreus got a little insecure that his father might have thought he couldn't handle being trained like a Spartan, but his dad reassures him that he actively chose to raise him differently

    • @HollyHolger
      @HollyHolger 3 місяці тому

      Aye, that Spartan training was no joke... and I doubt Faye would've approved of him throwing Atreus out in the forest for Spartain training at age 6 everyday.

  • @Cloperella
    @Cloperella Рік тому +58

    Kratos may not be perfect, but him telling his son that he shouldn't have to endure Spartan training shows how much he does care about him.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir Рік тому +5

      And he probably means that Spartan training even if very effective is not truly neccesary to forge a superior warrior as history showed.

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 Рік тому +9

      @@Diogolindir It's because Spartan training is abusive and traumatic. Even if it somehow made boys superior warriors, Kratos would never abuse Atreus.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir Рік тому +2

      @@abstract5249 you are right. I like to compare Spartan training to early imperial training for roman legionaries which also achieve a very advanced combatant which excels in several skills without high trauma. Thanks for sharing

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 Рік тому +6

      @@Diogolindir I'm saying Spartan training IS traumatic and abusive (not that it isn't). Kratos tells Freya the elders would beat their children and abandon them in the wildnerness to fend for themselves.

    • @Diogolindir
      @Diogolindir Рік тому +2

      @@abstract5249 yes, Im not contradicting you, Im just adding my thoughts

  • @HachannEinzbern
    @HachannEinzbern Рік тому +17

    I love how this implies that Kratos trains only to look good

  • @axios7720
    @axios7720 Рік тому +17

    Mimir basically said: “does thou even hoist, lad?”

  • @yul1032
    @yul1032 Рік тому +125

    kinda cool they addressed that the body type of a God is a cosmetic in strength. It is actually based on the power you have as a God instead

    • @hirokakhand6584
      @hirokakhand6584 Рік тому +1

      Not very realistic
      Strenght has strong correlation with muscle mass in real life

    • @scampx4041
      @scampx4041 Рік тому +57

      @@hirokakhand6584 "not realistic" bro it's about gods.

    • @thehorse5307
      @thehorse5307 Рік тому +7

      I dunno I feel like it meant more that God power isn't reliant on muscle, but that doesn't mean that having a more athletic, powerful frame won't benefit them when they unleash their God power. I bet one of the reasons why Kratos is as strong as he is isn't just his heritage, but his trained body.

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Рік тому +1

      @@hirokakhand6584 Not really, there is CNS as well as muscle. Look up small skinny powerlifters if you don't believe me.

    • @hirokakhand6584
      @hirokakhand6584 Рік тому

      @@holliswilliams8426 skinny short powerlifters are not the best in the world are they?Stronge strongmen almost all fall into 2m category and a lot of them are 400 lbs.
      No place for skinny ectomorph with thin wrists there

  • @Smllc22318
    @Smllc22318 Рік тому +30

    With a younger son in real life this game almost perfectly captures the annoyance of parenting that occurs when real life son wants something easily and cannot get it. Almost too good of a job. Really quite impressive writing.

  • @marcosilvestro4600
    @marcosilvestro4600 Рік тому +35

    "You've got the strength of a god no matter what, lad. but if you want the physique of one you'd better start picking heavy things up and puttin' em back down"
    Mimir when caught you cheating on Gym day

    • @danielgeronimo5538
      @danielgeronimo5538 Рік тому +13

      "Your legs still needs work brotha" - Gym teacher Mimir, probably

    • @user-nu8vw1ow4n
      @user-nu8vw1ow4n Рік тому

      Loki try use steroid🤣

    • @spbspb2413
      @spbspb2413 Рік тому +3

      @@danielgeronimo5538 Control the eccentric brotha, don't just swing the weight around

  • @lawlaw8530
    @lawlaw8530 Рік тому +54

    Kratos be liftin' the whole PS. Lmao

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Рік тому +24

    Boy was right to to be confused about Baldur's strength and Mimir's answer was the equivalent of "it just works."

  • @Ketchup_And_Rice
    @Ketchup_And_Rice Рік тому +24

    Kratos: You really want that Spartan Training badly BOY?

  • @JCHogg-ks3ec
    @JCHogg-ks3ec Рік тому +58

    Good on Kratos to realize that his Spartan training was contextual to his time and place.

  • @mariogamesandanime3498
    @mariogamesandanime3498 Рік тому +11

    The two motivated lines that I heard in this video are "When you work for them and "you better start picking heavy things up and putting them back down". These two can really get you started on building progress and strength within yourself. It's never too late

  • @CDRRed
    @CDRRed Рік тому +17

    " My strength does not come from my body.
    But both are honed by discipline. "

  • @dantesapprentice4581
    @dantesapprentice4581 Рік тому +17

    They really fit top tier life advice in a 50 second conversation.

  • @procastination_is_my_passi4182

    I like when Atreus asks his father if he should grow out his hair, and Kratos says nothing and Mimir gets annoyed because they're both bald and have nothing to offer to the conversation.

  • @1650tigameplay
    @1650tigameplay Рік тому +12

    "you gotta complete your daily protein goals boy"

  • @salazar556
    @salazar556 Рік тому +15

    I really felt that frustrated sigh. 😂

  • @Patrickbatemanharvard
    @Patrickbatemanharvard 8 місяців тому +4

    Mimir offers better advice than the liver king 😁😁

  • @dcspidey1218
    @dcspidey1218 Рік тому +396

    How many push ups does kratos do if he's able to stop a titan from crushing him?!

    • @Jeezes718
      @Jeezes718 Рік тому +259

      All of them.

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 Рік тому +60

      Probably a billion something

    • @Andrei.Christop
      @Andrei.Christop Рік тому +49

      considering he pushes and pulls earth back and fourth... not much

    • @cardinal01
      @cardinal01 Рік тому +18

      Stop Titan from crushing? Look at it with other perspective brother he was doing pushups between a titan's fingers😅

    • @isaacnikolic5895
      @isaacnikolic5895 Рік тому +13

      He doesn't do high rep he does power load. Goes to the snake and asks it to push down on him as hard as it can with its tail. Then he goes until he collapses.

  • @primeobjective5469
    @primeobjective5469 Рік тому +27

    Kratos invented body building, CONFIRMED.

  • @spelking5
    @spelking5 Рік тому +5

    "If you think my physique looks good, you should see your uncle Hercul--- Oh wait"

  • @seulbilee1025
    @seulbilee1025 Рік тому +19

    well, as someone who has been crushed by a Titan ,twice

  • @user-mx8ut5xm7t
    @user-mx8ut5xm7t Рік тому +6

    Kratos is a certified Gym Bro ✅

  • @paramdholakiya8857
    @paramdholakiya8857 Рік тому +12

    THAT'S GYM MOTIVATION RIGHT THERE!

  • @eugeo5391
    @eugeo5391 Рік тому +8

    Kratos way of saying: WE GO JIM

  • @j.c1789
    @j.c1789 Рік тому +10

    Reminds me of when Atreus thought he had a beard starting to grow because his face was itchy and kratos said « is it » then Atreus said again « yeah I think it is » kratos said again « is it » then mimit said « are you sure it’s not dirt ? »

  • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
    @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 Рік тому +54

    Tbh, with the shit that Atreus goes through daily, coupled with the fact that he has the genetics of both a spartan warrior and fricken Giant, I think he'll very naturally be pretty built when he's older, but if he did like maybe like 1-2 hour weight training he'd eefijitely be as big as his dad

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 Рік тому +23

      How the fuck did I mess up spelling "definitely" that bad and not notice

    • @SewingMink160
      @SewingMink160 Рік тому +8

      @@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 "eeijijifeity" "Eh-ijeje-fee-ity"

    • @bloodmoon2345
      @bloodmoon2345 Рік тому +1

      Atreus could get build because if his genetics but without working out, he will be tall and lanky. Kinda like a scarecrow so he gotta fill it up with muscle from working out

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 Рік тому +2

      @@SewingMink160 that's gotta be a bow incantation Atreus says to make the people he shoots it with dyslexic

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 Рік тому +8

      @Formarotica because ur boy doesn't erase his mistakes he learns from them 👊

  • @irfanhamizan723
    @irfanhamizan723 Рік тому +15

    "Boy, I'll tell you how I get these."
    "How?"
    "Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice."
    "Ok, wait what juice?"

    • @mariovidal5637
      @mariovidal5637 Рік тому

      Atreus will end up blonde, with that workout

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 Рік тому

      @@mariovidal5637 ?

    • @mariovidal5637
      @mariovidal5637 Рік тому

      @@Crusher888 "Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice" is a Dragon Ball dub reference. Hence the blonde thing, cause of Super Saiyans and all.

    • @Crusher888
      @Crusher888 Рік тому

      @@mariovidal5637 ooooh

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 Рік тому +5

    I like how this implies that even though Atreus isn’t a bulky brawler like other Gods, he can still take hits like a champ.

  • @nikolaosboukouvalas449
    @nikolaosboukouvalas449 Рік тому +5

    What's funny to me is that this implies Kratos finds one hour per day to exercise during which Atreus actively chooses to slack off.

  • @shravan1010
    @shravan1010 Рік тому +3

    " YOU BETTER START GRINDING BOY"

  • @dragonicdoom3772
    @dragonicdoom3772 Рік тому +8

    Makes sense, especially since Kratos was already ripped before becoming a god.

  • @edubinatti_
    @edubinatti_ Рік тому +10

    even the gods can't miss the leg day

  • @Leo-yc3pf
    @Leo-yc3pf Рік тому +8

    Everybody Wants to be a Bodybuilder, but Nobody Wants to Lift No Heavy-ass Weights

  • @mini_mew775
    @mini_mew775 Рік тому +34

    Ain't not skipping gym day if you want THIS kind of body BOI.
    Also Kratos is BIGGER then he was before so we all know he went harder on those lifts

  • @san_holo7784
    @san_holo7784 Рік тому +4

    Kratos - Gym.
    Baldur - Calisthenics.
    Thor - Motivational videos.

  • @AaronBiswas
    @AaronBiswas Рік тому +3

    Kratos literally said: Son you gotta hit the gym.

  • @bigbossv7755
    @bigbossv7755 Рік тому +2

    Kratos: BOY!!! here take some creatine

  • @MaxPotentialGreatness
    @MaxPotentialGreatness Рік тому +1

    I like that Mimir. “ Pick heavy things up, then putting them back down” lol genius

  • @cosmicparsec9463
    @cosmicparsec9463 Рік тому +22

    Atreus: When do I get muscles like yours?
    Kratos: Do you really wanna know?
    Atreus: Sure!
    Kratos: Do deeeeeezzzzzz

  • @akbarthegeneralist1471
    @akbarthegeneralist1471 Рік тому +28

    Atreaus doesn't need to worry . He does have giant genetics in him , he's still a teenager though so maybe in a few years a growth spurt might not just only give him muscles but he may even be taller than Kratos , given the genetics vs environment factor .

    • @stealthhunter6998
      @stealthhunter6998 Рік тому

      That environment factor thou, I wonder if not revealing his god hood/ giant hood for much of his growing life has lead to him taking on the physical form naturally of a mortal and will just be super late to giant/god strength or has missed the opportunity for it entirely now to hit peak potential.

    • @osamabinladen..
      @osamabinladen.. Рік тому +8

      Faye looks to be around 2 inches shorter or 1 then kratos When Atreus Grows hes gonna be like 6ft10 given both his parents kratos who happens to be 6ft6 and faye who happens to be 6ft4-6ft5

    • @brokemono
      @brokemono Рік тому

      @@stealthhunter6998 He's a shapeshifter plus his father is a demigod who got made into a full god somehow? His mother plays in the NBA no doubt tho. In the next games he will be slightly taller than his father, that's my prediction. (My mother is also tall, my father is average and barely matches my mother, I'm taller than both of them)

    • @stealthhunter6998
      @stealthhunter6998 Рік тому

      @@brokemono Yeah I was saying full potential since they went on a lot about how the mind configured to thinking it’s mortal when it was a god can cause physical sickness in the first game so I was implying he either won’t physically reach what he may or if he always knew or will but later in life because his mind thought he was a mortal.

    • @stealthhunter6998
      @stealthhunter6998 Рік тому

      @@brokemono I still don’t get how kratos became a full god never played the first games. Watched the whole story thou but think I’m missing context, Ik Athena transformed him into a full god but don’t know how or why and I also thought when he poured his power into the sword of Olympus that power was taken from him so I am confused about that part.

  • @mad576wastaken
    @mad576wastaken Рік тому +1

    "BOY, I am simply built different"

  • @BlackWingedSeraphX
    @BlackWingedSeraphX Рік тому +1

    "When you work for them."
    I love that!

  • @wantonnoodlelord1294
    @wantonnoodlelord1294 Рік тому +4

    Mean while Kratos bulks by picking up the 9 realms and putting it back down

  • @Aostreet1
    @Aostreet1 Рік тому +2

    - Father, What was Spartan training like?
    - Ronnie Coleman screaming for 4 hours straight, boy

  • @rulofmg
    @rulofmg Рік тому +4

    If you got the strength of a god, that would mean it is really hard to gain muscle because you have to practically move a mountain to just trigger the muscle hypertrophy. In that sense Kratos must have done a great feat to get that swole

    • @urekmazino2086
      @urekmazino2086 Рік тому

      Well considering he was holding back titans casually that ought to do it

  • @emilrogengellschwaner3555
    @emilrogengellschwaner3555 Рік тому +3

    This implies that kratos works out just to look good and I kinda love it

  • @yannkam2127
    @yannkam2127 Рік тому +1

    Alternate Dialogue: "Seek Zyzz, God of Aesthetics, he will show you the way, you're gonna make it, boy"

  • @Michael-cg5qn
    @Michael-cg5qn Рік тому +2

    Even Hercules had to work for his muscles too

  • @gadrielvanorion9872
    @gadrielvanorion9872 Рік тому +6

    never skip leg day ay

  • @alan2142
    @alan2142 Рік тому +16

    I remember asking my father the same thing. And get the same answer.
    Son, you work for them. Muscle are not for the weak.

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 6 місяців тому

      i mean i get what he was trying to say but every human has muscles

  • @theannouncer5538
    @theannouncer5538 Рік тому +2

    Homie tryna get swole for Thrud😂

  • @tomjohnable
    @tomjohnable Рік тому +2

    "Picking things back up, and putting them back down" This is literally what I say to people when they say to me "what do you do when you're in the gym?"

  • @justaguy8654
    @justaguy8654 Рік тому +3

    There's no shortcut Atreus even for a demi god gotta lift them heavy things and start bulking up properly like Kratos 👌👍😉

  • @idrnabil4364
    @idrnabil4364 Рік тому +3

    this is so adorable lol

  • @whirlybird268
    @whirlybird268 Рік тому +1

    You gotta grind for them gains boi
    -Kratos & Mimir

  • @ALLmasked
    @ALLmasked Рік тому +1

    "sorry lad, this things ain't just genes. i had to grind"

  • @user-sz1qn5cg7s
    @user-sz1qn5cg7s Рік тому +5

    go jim atreus

  • @zack6736
    @zack6736 Рік тому +3

    Mimir basically said hit the damn weights kid

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc Рік тому

    Oh, how I do enjoy these little talks they have

  • @Mark-rt1jn
    @Mark-rt1jn Рік тому

    That's actually explained the answer to the burning question I never even realized I had but am now glad I did.

  • @Jbrony
    @Jbrony Рік тому +3

    Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights - Ronnie Coleman

  • @deadmanexperience724
    @deadmanexperience724 Рік тому +3

    Kratos need to show him double jump to motivate his son

  • @doc_vader2776
    @doc_vader2776 Рік тому +1

    Have i told you about an old Spartan Legend, Zyzzz.....
    Music starts playing.

  • @AtamskArchadian
    @AtamskArchadian Рік тому +2

    Can you imagine what the work out regimen is for someone who already has divine strength? Just, damn. Good luck, boy.

  • @Kncperseus
    @Kncperseus Рік тому +5

    So bloody adorable.

  • @azfarahsan
    @azfarahsan Рік тому +4

    _zyzz music plays in the background_

  • @fernandotorralbacabello8903
    @fernandotorralbacabello8903 3 місяці тому

    I love the simplicity and genius of these dialogues.