Markiplier Loses His Sanity Simulator

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  • @constantsong
    @constantsong 3 роки тому +7564

    Game: "Wolves will affect your sanity"
    OBS: "Not if I do first."

  • @omochewp1182
    @omochewp1182 3 роки тому +10196

    Mark: ***Fantasies about being dropped in a Siberian wilderness naked***
    Also Mark:
    ***game lags***
    ***mid-life crisis***

  • @uncertain_zee
    @uncertain_zee 2 роки тому +5009

    Mark: "I'm not naked so i guess this is eAsY mODe"
    Also Mark: **crying over slight lag**

    • @Dessurta
      @Dessurta 10 місяців тому +3

      1

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Dessurta 2

    • @0djdoublerr0
      @0djdoublerr0 7 місяців тому +4

      comments like this are so cringe..

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 7 місяців тому +25

      @@0djdoublerr0 replies like this are so cringe..

    • @Big_RandyTM
      @Big_RandyTM 7 місяців тому +4

      @@montymole2replies to replies like this are so cringe…

  • @reverendbug
    @reverendbug 2 роки тому +4826

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist!"
    Also Mark: **imagines himself stranded naked and alone in the frozen wilderness**

    • @astro.logical
      @astro.logical 2 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST 2 роки тому +23

      Literally every video has something!

    • @WhateverIWantChannel
      @WhateverIWantChannel 2 роки тому +39

      "it makes it harder-"

    • @luckystrongpaw3741
      @luckystrongpaw3741 2 роки тому +3

      Me I'm not a angry person also me when there is a small bug in cod this game is so stupid ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

    • @miadouglas3037
      @miadouglas3037 Рік тому +4

      Exactly the more he says it the less I believe him XD

  • @absterps
    @absterps 3 роки тому +6681

    If Mark dies, his eulogy is going to read "He just wanted to know if his body could take it. It could not."

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 роки тому +51

      LMFAO

    • @riversouder3375
      @riversouder3375 3 роки тому +278

      I love how you say "if" like there's a chance mark just lives forever

    • @Taiyama2
      @Taiyama2 3 роки тому +75

      Last words: "Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS!"

    • @k9charmander764
      @k9charmander764 3 роки тому +92

      @@riversouder3375 i mean you never know, he hasn't died yet so we can logicly deduce that he will continue to not die forever

    • @KittyCatAddict
      @KittyCatAddict 3 роки тому +5

      THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  • @Ertyez
    @Ertyez 3 роки тому +5239

    Mark, try setting your OBS to high priority in task manager 😅 If.. you're not already... dead from insanity
    That will help with future recordings as well.

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 3 роки тому +264

      And there’s a priority setting in OBS that should do the same thing.

    • @ForsakenSanityGaming
      @ForsakenSanityGaming 3 роки тому +67

      This does not affect GPU usage, however. It is solely for CPU usage! 👀

    • @swegboy0238
      @swegboy0238 3 роки тому +47

      @@ForsakenSanityGaming Yes, and I thought I heard him say that it was weird that the GPU usage even mattered in the first place because he was rendering the video with the CPU

    • @bertholdthoover8793
      @bertholdthoover8793 3 роки тому +27

      I have no idea how it works but I'm gonna like so he sees this if it works

    • @maximebouye
      @maximebouye 3 роки тому +27

      Or just take a second computer to record

  • @peurchao6935
    @peurchao6935 2 роки тому +1369

    Mark: “cut open the FIRST ANIMAL YOU SEE and dive inside it :)”
    The squirrel I just made eye contact with: 👁👄👁

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 роки тому +1818

    Fun fact: Running away from wolves is a great way to get yourself killed! If you act like prey, they'll treat you like prey.

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST 2 роки тому +82

      And they're super fast, but I only really know how to make them let go of you if they're not a pack.

    • @rileywalker3467
      @rileywalker3467 2 роки тому +18

      What do i do fight them?

    • @LoveLee_Dreamer
      @LoveLee_Dreamer 2 роки тому +315

      @@rileywalker3467 According to Oliver Starr, who has raised dozens of wolves and did field work for Yellowstone wolf reintroduction:
      Do not try to "stare the animal down" Wolves appear to regard a direct stare as a challenge or a threat
      Do not turn your back on the animal (s). If multiple wolves are threatening you some of them may try to flank you.
      Try to make yourself appear large. If you have a jacket or shirt on, raise it above your head.
      Shout at the animals.
      If you can do so without making yourself vulnerable grab a few stones and throw them at the animals.
      Back slowly away.

    • @rileywalker3467
      @rileywalker3467 2 роки тому +59

      @@LoveLee_Dreamer okay that makes sense its kinda like a black bear

    • @ravyntaylor6982
      @ravyntaylor6982 2 роки тому +150

      It’s like dogs, if you’re afraid of an off-leash dog that’s running around, don’t run from it, it, it’ll chase you, even dogs that aren’t aggressive will chase you because they think you want to play
      I had a golden retriever that would accidentally scare kids in our neighborhood sometimes because they’d run away when they saw her, and she’d happily chase them thinking they wanted her to play 😅

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +17289

    "If you're naked in the Siberian wilderness, it is very cold"
    Yes Mark, the sun is also very hot.

  • @GG_galaxyguts
    @GG_galaxyguts 3 роки тому +3431

    "Amy hates this-"
    The fact that Amy hates it only makes me wonder how many times Mark has asked Amy/planned/explained his way of survival to Amy to the point of her hating it

    • @outofcontrolwhty445
      @outofcontrolwhty445 3 роки тому +58

      Omg I just realized that

    • @jamsionhodges786
      @jamsionhodges786 3 роки тому +27

      My thoughts exactly

    • @IyeViking
      @IyeViking 3 роки тому +116

      Mark is both very nice and gentlemanly to her as well as a horrible, annoying Bear Grylls wannabe

    • @checkit7528
      @checkit7528 3 роки тому +2

      some people simply dont like the idea of it, its just them i guess.

    • @Whatareevenbirds
      @Whatareevenbirds 3 роки тому +104

      imagine the look on Amys face when Mark tries to explain to her why they need a tatical shovel

  • @cenkcen
    @cenkcen 2 роки тому +1237

    Mark: **Loses his mind over some lag**
    Me, who doesn't understand any of the terms he's yelling: 🧍.......👍

    • @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323
      @kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323 2 роки тому +75

      Same 😂 I only know "OBS" is the name of the screen recording program, other than that, it was like he was crying in a foreign language

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 роки тому +59

      Me: *never saw the lag*

    • @GAMENITE
      @GAMENITE Рік тому +19

      @@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro luckily the output when you record with obs looks way smoother than what's going on in his computer

    • @perthaputton1203
      @perthaputton1203 Рік тому +3

      Same lol

  • @sagesimon9205
    @sagesimon9205 2 роки тому +494

    Me: "wait, its lagging? i couldn't tell."
    mark:* has a break down and starts crying over it*

    • @evangonzalez2245
      @evangonzalez2245 Місяць тому +1

      Does he think everyone is just watching his little inset rather than than the actual gameplay? Seems like an easy choice to keep the game looking awesome 🤦‍♂️

  • @n1ghttshad386
    @n1ghttshad386 3 роки тому +10153

    Viewers: entirely unbothered by the nearly unnoticeable lag
    Mark: **mental and emotional breakdown**

    • @sakuraplumlove5292
      @sakuraplumlove5292 2 роки тому +566

      I didn't even realize there was a lag

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard 2 роки тому +207

      Lol right? I didn't even notice anything wrong

    • @XylessBrawl
      @XylessBrawl 2 роки тому +228

      I don’t even think there’s been lag, render lag is a different thing than actual lag. It’s backlogging all of the frames that are being rendered for a recording and using as much of the GPU as possible to keep up.
      It’s just stressful to watch it happen live because it looks laggy as heck at times.

    • @WhateverIWantChannel
      @WhateverIWantChannel 2 роки тому +17

      I didn't even notice the lag :'D

    • @bookermediaentertainment
      @bookermediaentertainment 2 роки тому +16

      Pretty much eh lol I didn't even notice what he was talking about. I've had waaay more noticeable lag that it's unwatchable lol

  • @invest-i-gator8896
    @invest-i-gator8896 3 роки тому +1318

    The five stages of grief: 1:39 - 12:33 denial 12:34 - 14:59 anger/bargaining 15:00 - 18:29 depression 18:52 - 21:23 acceptance

  • @ZesTeaLicious
    @ZesTeaLicious 2 роки тому +597

    “Wolves can make you lose your sanity”
    Mark: not if I do first.
    OBS: Hold my Frame rates

  • @lordofcheeze2512
    @lordofcheeze2512 2 роки тому +101

    In a bunch of Mark’s videos, he says he has ADHD, but I don’t think I’ve actually been able to notice it until this video. Like bro, this entire video relates so hard. From putting too much effort into odd hypotheticals to being stressed over the smallest stuff, I felt all of it

  • @VinRocks
    @VinRocks 3 роки тому +5728

    I love how mark doesn't even lose his sanity in the Siberian wilderness, but over the graphics recording....

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 3 роки тому +1959

    Markiplier in the Siberian wilderness: this is fine, I'm prepared, I can do this
    Markiplier dealing with graphics and FPS: *completely loses his shit*

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  • @liiveleaked
    @liiveleaked 2 роки тому +248

    Mark: **talks about wanting to be dropped in the Siberian wilderness naked**
    Also mark: iM nOt a mAsOcHiSt

  • @alexanderhanson6269
    @alexanderhanson6269 2 роки тому +162

    Mark: I’m not a masochist
    Me in the middle of making a Markochist compilation: you keep telling yourself that mark

    • @marievanexe6490
      @marievanexe6490 4 місяці тому +2

      Please Do one and Tell me if it's done, i want to watch it 😂

  • @ItsUncleSam007
    @ItsUncleSam007 3 роки тому +1177

    Mark: *I'm not a Masochist*
    Also Mark: *Imagines himself being teleported into Siberian Wilderness... without clothes*

    • @heyheliotrope
      @heyheliotrope 3 роки тому +17

      funnily enough i remember him saying 'I'M NO MASOCHIST' in a different video then us seeing promptly why that is a LIE. hmmmm seems weird it happened TWICE, sir

    • @legoyoda9889
      @legoyoda9889 3 роки тому

      A masochist, I am. Cbt, I require.

    • @Sturmgeschutz24
      @Sturmgeschutz24 3 роки тому +7

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame no

    • @huhrobinson6823
      @huhrobinson6823 3 роки тому +3

      @@hatethisfamehatethisgame too*

    • @gurth-quake1627
      @gurth-quake1627 3 роки тому +2

      "I would teleport there to make it hard..." to make IT hard?

  • @ayiyiloveyou
    @ayiyiloveyou 3 роки тому +5205

    “i’m not a masochist” Mark, we’ve been through this statement multiple times.

    • @phazed0ut
      @phazed0ut 3 роки тому +148

      Unus annus intensifies

    • @tovarishnikolaj9727
      @tovarishnikolaj9727 3 роки тому +61

      Damn I got flashbacks

    • @zoltanhada4245
      @zoltanhada4245 3 роки тому +31

      He really just try to tell himself this xd

    • @BedHead802
      @BedHead802 3 роки тому +30

      We understand that you “aren’t” a masochist. We all COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY agree that you are “not” a masochist.

    • @strawhatsmanager
      @strawhatsmanager 3 роки тому +12

      Only a couple *she says wearing her Unus Anus sweatshirt*

  • @ashleymarcum1573
    @ashleymarcum1573 2 роки тому +82

    bless lixian for making this video into a documentary on mark’s downward spiral

  • @zparsons7547
    @zparsons7547 2 роки тому +105

    11:28 “I didn’t see SHIT, what are you talking about?!” That was amazing!🤣🤣🤣I laughed so hard, I couldn’t breath for a minute.

  • @valalkuino3123
    @valalkuino3123 3 роки тому +4734

    “Is this a horror game?”
    OBS: It is now.

    • @That_guyVII
      @That_guyVII 3 роки тому +13

      No replys but 761 likes that's extremely weird

    • @Mae6902
      @Mae6902 3 роки тому +8

      971 now

    • @RED40HOURS
      @RED40HOURS 3 роки тому +2

      @N3 Nick *1.1K LIKES*

    • @san1gamingcz707
      @san1gamingcz707 3 роки тому +1

      @N3 Nick 1.2k likes

    • @xenon2k6
      @xenon2k6 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, what game is this?

  • @XionsAvalon
    @XionsAvalon 3 роки тому +5322

    I had the OBS issue as well, if you run OBS as admin, it will reserve whatever resources it needs to run smoothly and the lag will go away, even while gaming. Please like so mark can see this :)

    • @BrandonYouness
      @BrandonYouness 3 роки тому +42

      I was literally thinking the same thing!

    • @coreystephen9878
      @coreystephen9878 2 роки тому +41

      I don't get why this man doesn't have a dedicated streaming computer...

    • @CaptNaptastic
      @CaptNaptastic 2 роки тому +145

      @@coreystephen9878 he said in a video one time that he knows he should do that but he refuses to until it's his only option. Lol

    • @phoenixember-rose3180
      @phoenixember-rose3180 2 роки тому +1

      666 likes...

    • @hoodedsmoke
      @hoodedsmoke 2 роки тому +2

      669 Likes

  • @just_a_person6616
    @just_a_person6616 2 роки тому +126

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    Literally anyone who has ever watched any of his videos: hmmmmmmm
    If you say so 😬

  • @calebsatterfield1935
    @calebsatterfield1935 2 роки тому +162

    Looking back, this was when mark started writing and perfecting in space with markiplier, right. It makes a lot of sense for him to be stressed about stuff like incorrect capturing when it should be working just right.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee 3 роки тому +2468

    Mark:*freaking out about OBS not capturing right*
    Everyone:*didn't notice anything weird*

  • @QueenMeego
    @QueenMeego 3 роки тому +820

    I like how Markiplier starts this by saying his worst fear is being naked in the Siberian wilderness but by the end he realizes his worst fear is OBS not working. We love character growth

    • @NationalBrand-ev1hh
      @NationalBrand-ev1hh 3 роки тому +6

      (replying for visibility) MARK PLEASE JUST USE THE NVENC ENCODER! There's that big graph in taskmgr for 'Video Encode' and it's at 0% because you're using the slow software encoder! Go to OBS Encoder Settings and pick a hardware encoder like NVENC, Quicksync, or VCE! You can also raise or lower bitrate & encoding quality

  • @fallen9746
    @fallen9746 2 роки тому +89

    "Who would game this way"
    Me with my potato always playing on minimum graphics so I can get above 20fps

  • @CasualG-mer
    @CasualG-mer 2 роки тому +56

    Mark: Tells his new computer to do it’s job.
    New PC: “Im doing my job here and-“
    Mark: GOES INSANE

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 3 роки тому +687

    "I'm not a masochist"
    "often times I get transported naked, just to make it harder"
    _not the best way to start the video mark_

  • @mikixd8037
    @mikixd8037 3 роки тому +2798

    I’ve never seen a man go through the 5 stages of grief as fast as Mark did.......

  • @Psyda
    @Psyda 2 роки тому +404

    He'll never see this comment, but it's dropping frames because he's recoding using his GPU while the game has an uncapped framerate allowing it to use 100% of the GPU with a higher priority.
    He needs to cap the game's framerate in the Nvidia Global 3D Settings. Could also get a separate PC for recording the gameplay or use a capture card to offload the work. Disabling vsync is also a good idea to avoid input lag.

    • @MelancholyQuincy
      @MelancholyQuincy 2 роки тому +5

      I wish I could 👍 this more thank you

    • @Fidooop
      @Fidooop Рік тому +2

      Wait, can you route a capture card back into the same machine? I never thought to do that.

    • @defiantgg1831
      @defiantgg1831 Рік тому +5

      he said he did this, and also said it is rendering using the CPU, dont know if its true, but everything you suggested he adressed

    • @JonelKingas
      @JonelKingas 11 місяців тому +4

      actually he just needed to run obs in high priority because default is like normal or above normal, by doing that the game (could) lag but obs wouldn't at all

    • @oscarrickyh02
      @oscarrickyh02 4 місяці тому

      ​@@defiantgg1831yeah the problem is he dont want the cpu doing the rendering he want it done with gpu which is why he loses his shit when seeing he only gets 11% of the gpu dedicated for obs
      Also i believe he limit the fps on his recording not the game itself

  • @madelineshea2161
    @madelineshea2161 2 роки тому +49

    “Who would game this way” lmao me trying to play games on my MacBook, that it definitely was not designed to run

  • @ctb5758
    @ctb5758 3 роки тому +2695

    he found raw potatoes and decided the whole game needed to turn into one

  • @turtletank0220
    @turtletank0220 3 роки тому +5334

    Mark is more prepared for the Siberian wilderness than dealing with OBS

    • @vandliszt
      @vandliszt 3 роки тому +75

      Although OBS is more difficult for him he isn’t willing to eat Amy when his computer brain doesn’t work.

    • @CybernerdShua
      @CybernerdShua 3 роки тому +45

      @@vandliszt Please tell me you did not mean to say eat.

    • @thenickname3261
      @thenickname3261 3 роки тому +56

      @@CybernerdShua he said what he meant

    • @thediobehindtheslaughter2906
      @thediobehindtheslaughter2906 3 роки тому +40

      @@CybernerdShua he meant what he said

    • @day9811
      @day9811 3 роки тому +22

      @@CybernerdShua he said meant meant he said what.

  • @DrainianDream
    @DrainianDream 2 роки тому +21

    "You're so lucky you're a perfectionist! I wish I could make things turn out perfect."
    What perfectionism actually looks like:

  • @HarpytheHaradeyrus
    @HarpytheHaradeyrus 2 роки тому +28

    2:37 Lixian's happy face brings me joy

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 роки тому +10386

    Not only losing his sanity, sometime us too.

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 3 роки тому +4363

    Mark lowering his graphics settings and sobbing is the most accurate depiction of my life as a gamer.

    • @apriladventures8238
      @apriladventures8238 3 роки тому +33

      We all have a beautiful destiny list to create together

    • @AVest421
      @AVest421 3 роки тому +70

      Whoop whoop! Any other laptop gamers here stuck with gtx1660 forever, and probably won't afford another computer?

    • @DrWatson4
      @DrWatson4 3 роки тому +4

      Fair

    • @K4LxMaddog
      @K4LxMaddog 3 роки тому +17

      @maryjaine nantona ok STFU

    • @remermagic6986
      @remermagic6986 3 роки тому +35

      @maryjaine nantona moody lil shit aint ya?

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 2 роки тому +26

    Absolutely enamoured with the life Mark lives where he is constantly thinking about how he’d survive if teleported naked into the Siberian wilderness

  • @TulpechaidoplaysMC
    @TulpechaidoplaysMC 8 днів тому +2

    “I often wonder how I would survive”
    *is nearly brought to tears because a video game doesn’t run on a perfect 4k 60fps*

  • @FuhNaff
    @FuhNaff 3 роки тому +16541

    I feel like every Markiplier video could have this same title 😂

  • @aster8864
    @aster8864 3 роки тому +7368

    Lixian truly makes mark losing his mind a cinematic experience.

    • @whisperwindamarantha
      @whisperwindamarantha 3 роки тому +27

      This needs more likes.

    • @ZoeAfton101
      @ZoeAfton101 3 роки тому +10

      It always is!

    • @itsmeEvanna
      @itsmeEvanna 3 роки тому +11

      I-IM SCARED CAN SOMEONE STAY WITH ME

    • @brog3143
      @brog3143 3 роки тому +28

      I think it's just Mark's natural talent of being overly dramatic
      And I'm all for it baby

    • @MusicalSoul47
      @MusicalSoul47 3 роки тому +17

      He really does. He takes what he’s given and makes it amazing 😂

  • @zubbworks
    @zubbworks 2 роки тому +8

    Me who's youtube auto selects 480p and I never notice.
    17:59 That explains it. Most of my games look like, or are from, 2003.
    Lens flare and bloom can go on somewhere.

  • @akaiichi3146
    @akaiichi3146 2 роки тому +16

    siberian guy: "the wilderness is messing with my sanity."
    markiplier: "nobody gives a shit. you don't realize the pain of capturing a video!!!!"
    me: ".....damn...tha-...thats rough." 😢

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 3 роки тому +1705

    Average Gamer: *imagines being teleported to a fantasy world*
    Mark: *imagines being teleported to the Siberian wilderness while naked*

    • @whitetailprince
      @whitetailprince 3 роки тому +5

      i dont see why there is a difference. its the same in my experience.

    • @ruesylvester
      @ruesylvester 3 роки тому +4

      it's his desired reality when he finally shifts

    • @nurj287
      @nurj287 3 роки тому

      Humans aren’t the same

    • @meatcodm1094
      @meatcodm1094 3 роки тому

      How many subs can we get from this comment also I'm a bot and a shameless stupid spammer
      Currently: 290

  • @emilyh7515
    @emilyh7515 3 роки тому +1367

    Mark starting videos then: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier!
    Mark starting videos now: *hey have you ever imagined you were instantly transported to the siberian wilderness*

    • @sammara3218
      @sammara3218 3 роки тому +23

      And it is just as satisfying

    • @alexylophoney
      @alexylophoney 3 роки тому +12

      he switches between "hello everybody" and randon intro

    • @theairace5066
      @theairace5066 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair his name is in the title 😂😂

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 3 роки тому +3

      Both are great

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 роки тому +8

    Me: **Just wanting to watch Mark play this game, doesn't even notice the lag**
    Mark: **Screaming for over half the video** "MY FRAMES GUYS MY FRAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!"
    Also I love that Mark put his 'Happy Music' Outro when this turned out to be kind of like a horror game in the end XD

  • @allyj6949
    @allyj6949 2 роки тому +2

    I love the face spinny filters so so much lixian you dont understand

  • @riotlysander8092
    @riotlysander8092 3 роки тому +1884

    he keeps saying “WHEN you get teleported you the siberian wilderness” like it’s bound to happen and that that’s common knowledge

    • @THEDoctorScientist101
      @THEDoctorScientist101 3 роки тому +60

      Have you not been randomly teleported to the Siberian wilderness naked before?

    • @craftergamer9058
      @craftergamer9058 3 роки тому +52

      I thought this was normal.

    • @elijeffords5870
      @elijeffords5870 3 роки тому +21

      @@craftergamer9058 it is Izaz has just been living under a rock

    • @Hazelnutz3
      @Hazelnutz3 3 роки тому +32

      @@elijeffords5870 soon they will be living under a rock in the siberian wilderness

    • @elijeffords5870
      @elijeffords5870 3 роки тому +12

      @@Hazelnutz3 hopefully there prepared by then (ps you made my water come out my nose)

  • @Frodo_Shaggins
    @Frodo_Shaggins 3 роки тому +3775

    The second half feels like a war documentary of a veteran that is just realizing what horrible things he's done.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 роки тому +42

      Give a Farmer Seeds and he'll create Food, give a musician a melody and he'll create Music, give a Soldier and enemy and he'll create nothing. He only destroys, kills...

    • @DIHVLD
      @DIHVLD 3 роки тому +72

      @@hesus1474 Give me a bowl of spaghetti, and I’m happy.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 роки тому +8

      @Joe Mama I’m afraid that when I die. God will care about the things I’ve done. But I’m more afraid that he won’t. That he’ll just sit there, twiddling his thumbs, barely able to summon the energy to judge me.

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 роки тому +6

      @@inceptionova3006 People tell me to fear hell, but there comes a point when you've done such awful things, you don't know if the devil will welcome you as a friend when you arrive.
      Truth is, I don't believe in anything anymore...

    • @themuffinmanjr.41
      @themuffinmanjr.41 3 роки тому +25

      what the hell is up with this comment chain??? lol

  • @Eggbaritone
    @Eggbaritone 2 роки тому +6

    11:20 I mean... in one way it suggests that they made it to the other side.

  • @viridianfurn9414
    @viridianfurn9414 2 роки тому +17

    Mark: *walks by perfectly, fresh, steamy, dead elk available to use to warm up.*
    Me: Mark I thought you were the expert here
    Mark 2min later: the first thing you wanna do is kill an animal and jump inside
    Me: !?! SO YOU ~KNEW~ AND WALKED PAST IT ANYWAY

  • @joeunderdog
    @joeunderdog 3 роки тому +2425

    the video was literally running perfectly, and then all the sudden, mark just goes crazy

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE 3 роки тому +97

      What I thought too tbh

    • @jeffthkiller6127
      @jeffthkiller6127 3 роки тому +28

      My words exactly XD

    • @drstepan1078
      @drstepan1078 3 роки тому +67

      Yup, I didn't notice until he pointed it out

    • @Shibes770
      @Shibes770 3 роки тому +13

      I noticed a bit

    • @WraithDuelist
      @WraithDuelist 3 роки тому +27

      I kinda noticed the stutter in the video before he said anything. It's very slight, but it's noticeable.

  • @ACloudCat
    @ACloudCat 3 роки тому +591

    Markiplier: frantically explaining why the frame rates are not working properly
    Me, banging together two rocks to make fire: I completely agree

  • @kbgaming9438
    @kbgaming9438 Рік тому +5

    Lixian and mark both deserve an Oscar for the cinematic obs rant 😂

  • @MOONdotEXE
    @MOONdotEXE 2 роки тому +8

    Mark: "Who games this way?"
    Me with a computer that runs minecraft at 15 fps: "Why I do good sir, and i still make vids."

  • @dolphinman8720
    @dolphinman8720 3 роки тому +5435

    Me: can deal with the nearly unnoticeable lag in the video
    Mark: screams for 17 minutes about it

    • @shi_o_negau8644
      @shi_o_negau8644 3 роки тому +234

      For real i didn’t notice lol

    • @llago6139
      @llago6139 3 роки тому +95

      @@shi_o_negau8644 same I didn't notice until mark mentioned it lol

    • @white_vargr1999
      @white_vargr1999 3 роки тому +175

      Even after he said it i still couldn’t see it 😅

    • @pokemon05100
      @pokemon05100 3 роки тому +30

      @@white_vargr1999 same.

    • @theothewinkie174
      @theothewinkie174 3 роки тому +60

      its honestly kinda a weird thing. when you're used to one thing and you get ANYTHING less or worse than that, its the difference of night and day. it can make for some awkward moments of ... Privilege and seeming ... spoiled. i can notice the difference between 60 fps and anything less than 60fps easy. im sure that can apply too with higher frame rates.
      its kinda like how people were so upset about the shrinkflation on Big Macs, but some people just ... never ate big macs so they didn't care lol. or notice.
      [edit: typo]

  • @itsphoenix2721
    @itsphoenix2721 3 роки тому +565

    Here are the conclusions I come to when Mark doesn’t upload:
    1. He’s at the hospital
    2. He’s working on something big
    3. *He’s at the hospital*

    • @harbor641
      @harbor641 3 роки тому +12

      Pretty much

    • @bellasage518
      @bellasage518 3 роки тому +23

      or he's writing...*from his hospital bed because mark can't stop hurting himself*

    • @jeremyminecraft7145
      @jeremyminecraft7145 3 роки тому +6

      Or he's been transported to the Siberian wilderness

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 3 роки тому +6

      When the nurse actually recognized you at the hospital. And the front desk knows your name. That shows you've gone through too much

    • @traovix5515
      @traovix5515 3 роки тому +3

      @@jeremyminecraft7145 or he's also preparing himself for the siberian forest

  • @evelynnvernaz
    @evelynnvernaz 2 роки тому +3

    What a perfect combination
    Mark being sure he would survive on the Siberian wilderness
    Mark having a mental breakdown caused by lag
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cryptic.gummy08
    @cryptic.gummy08 2 роки тому +6

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist-"
    Us: oh no not this again

  • @JunkJawasTaken
    @JunkJawasTaken 3 роки тому +3143

    Alternative title:
    Markiplier goes through the five stages of grief

    • @quince._kateon8582
      @quince._kateon8582 3 роки тому +14

      It's perfect-

    • @parthpawar6169
      @parthpawar6169 3 роки тому +5

      But doesn't reach the last 2

    • @hazeldavila9518
      @hazeldavila9518 3 роки тому +9

      @@parthpawar6169 he definitely hit acceptances

    • @brianclittle1593
      @brianclittle1593 3 роки тому +7

      Go watch getting over it lol he really goes through the 5 stages. Lol

    • @crimsonshinobi5281
      @crimsonshinobi5281 3 роки тому +6

      Siberian Survival? Five stages of grief?
      Sounds like a typical case of Zangrief to me...

  • @TheDwarvenGameing
    @TheDwarvenGameing 3 роки тому +2581

    Mark I've found that running OBS as an admin allows it to prioritize gpu utilization over something like a game, which means that it wouldn't have as many problems with recording. Like this so that Mark can see this. Also in task manager set obs's priority as real-time and the game at some value less than that. You change priority by right-clicking on an item in task manager, clicking go to details, then right-clicking the program under details and selecting change priority.

    • @HarperIsHere
      @HarperIsHere 3 роки тому +96

      I think you just saved this man's whole career

    • @maximilianschaffler9981
      @maximilianschaffler9981 3 роки тому +12

      Exactly what i was gonna write

    • @Madcrab0815
      @Madcrab0815 3 роки тому +9

      This is at least worth a try.

    • @samwarren6008
      @samwarren6008 3 роки тому +17

      He doesn't want it to use as much of his GPU and doesn't understand why it is since it's rendering the video with his CPU or is supposed to.

    • @elliott7268
      @elliott7268 3 роки тому +22

      Upvote? 😂 This ain't Reddit my man

  • @carl2454
    @carl2454 2 роки тому +6

    i like how mark was genuinely sad about the quality
    i literally had to play fnaf sb on the lowest possible settings, no shadows, literally only squares, and it still lagged and crashed lmao

  • @SammyJay107
    @SammyJay107 10 місяців тому +2

    This is one of the videos that I keep coming back to SO many times and everytime it is so fun to watch Mark just lose his mind outta nowhere

  • @magicbutterpoptart
    @magicbutterpoptart 3 роки тому +1301

    * OBS fails at rendering*
    Mark: * goes into an existential crisis*

    • @Astr0_Babe
      @Astr0_Babe 3 роки тому +24

      Me: Didn’t even see what was wrong

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 3 роки тому +21

      It wouldn't be a Markiplier video without the token existential meltdown.
      It might even be when he's at his best.

    • @MrPingn
      @MrPingn 3 роки тому +2

      @@delphicdescant That makes me think we need more Mark and SCP/Eldritch horror type stuff.

    • @macrowdz3732
      @macrowdz3732 3 роки тому +2

      i can barely run 30 frames on doom original

  • @kyanite1434
    @kyanite1434 3 роки тому +721

    Guy in the game: *Losing sanity because he is all alone in the wilderness with animals trying to kill him*
    Mark: *Losing his mind because frame rate bad* :(

    • @manicms
      @manicms 3 роки тому +3

      Markimoo PCMR confirmed

    • @samilynnhodge8004
      @samilynnhodge8004 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂poor mark

    • @CarolinaBassHunter
      @CarolinaBassHunter 3 роки тому

      Has he gotten any answers?? 😅

    • @CarolinaBassHunter
      @CarolinaBassHunter 3 роки тому

      "We did it!!............IT LOOKS SO BAD!!!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I lost it 😂🤣 17:16

  • @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916
    @adrienbeeatingpeaches9916 2 роки тому +3

    Markiplier just needs to be on Naked and Afraid. It’s the ultimate simulator for him at this point.

  • @bl0ggsM4rbl00d
    @bl0ggsM4rbl00d 2 роки тому +7

    It has been a while since I've laughed so hard watching a Markiplier video. I think Mark hit a gold mine with the second half of the content.

  • @matthewbibby8921
    @matthewbibby8921 3 роки тому +804

    “I’m not a masochist...”
    Me: Waiting
    “.... BUT-“
    There it is.

  • @foolishdonut
    @foolishdonut 3 роки тому +1635

    Game: warns about in-game sanity loss
    Mark: actually loses sanity irl and has a mental breakdown

  • @Blue_J-th2fd
    @Blue_J-th2fd 2 роки тому +4

    I would love to see Mark actually try to survive in the wilderness! Honestly, I hope he does go on a survival show, it would be a great experience for him. And from watching Naked and Afraid, survival is not easy, even in areas of abundance. Also, hot springs and vents are not good sources of heat when in winter/tundra conditions; vapors from the steam get you and your clothing wet, which just freezes again when you step away from the heat source and will cause hypothermia. Best to get shelter, fire and/or the warmth of another person to keep warm.

  • @elizabethlovett4318
    @elizabethlovett4318 2 роки тому +10

    By 17:25 I was laughing so much I nearly peed my pants from Mark's despair 🤣😂🤣😌

  • @honoraryhouseplant8244
    @honoraryhouseplant8244 3 роки тому +1461

    “what’s your favorite episode of Markiplier?”
    oh I like the one where he rants about OBS for a looooooooooong time

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 роки тому +68

      HE'S THE OBS BOY! HE'S THE ONE WHO LOSES FRAMES!

    • @ericmaldonado9074
      @ericmaldonado9074 3 роки тому +11

      Yes OBS need to do it job :)

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 роки тому +22

      "isn't your head surgery today?"
      yeeeaaaah hope it goes well

    • @brandonscudieri1440
      @brandonscudieri1440 3 роки тому +25

      Did you just. Make a game grumps reference?

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 3 роки тому +9

      @@NODnuke45 I love you

  • @tearsofboredom7956
    @tearsofboredom7956 3 роки тому +1339

    "I'm not a masochist" has become Mark's catchphrase by now

  • @SpringyDinge89
    @SpringyDinge89 7 місяців тому +2

    12:12 The start of mark's sanity loss journey. Highlight 17:24

  • @battlefrontinfinite5215
    @battlefrontinfinite5215 Рік тому +1

    Love how Mark references Star Wars in his play through of a survive the wild simulator.

  • @D.Foxski
    @D.Foxski 3 роки тому +731

    Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist!"
    Also Markiplier: "I would like to be in Siberia wilderness, naked."

  • @cranberry4
    @cranberry4 3 роки тому +802

    “Often times I get transported naked, just to make it harder.” - Markiplier 2021

    • @colewegner7576
      @colewegner7576 3 роки тому +17

      He says, also saying hes not a masochist

    • @nzarchernar
      @nzarchernar 3 роки тому +6

      "That's what she said" - Some manager

    • @grason_r
      @grason_r 3 роки тому +2

      @@nzarchernar Dwight stop. You’re not as funny as Michael.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 роки тому +1

      @@nzarchernar Assistant _to the_ manager..

    • @paulwasnttaken9371
      @paulwasnttaken9371 3 роки тому

      I want to like this comment but but but....

  • @akisa7865
    @akisa7865 2 роки тому +4

    10:58 Mark: You gotta look for taters and carrots
    Subtitles: You gotta look for *HATERS* and carrots

  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise 2 роки тому +4

    Markiplier: How would you survive in the wilderness?
    Me: Poorly.

  • @paigecoressel8585
    @paigecoressel8585 3 роки тому +672

    Lixian: “sooo do you want me to cut the obs rant”
    Mark:” no.. leave it in. Let them know”

  • @ragingoverwatch3052
    @ragingoverwatch3052 3 роки тому +1398

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    _We all know where this is going.._

    • @trygongamer8990
      @trygongamer8990 3 роки тому +26

      But that’s what a masochist would say

    • @VarianAbyssian
      @VarianAbyssian 3 роки тому +26

      Next video: *I broke my ribcage*

    • @GeorgiawithaG
      @GeorgiawithaG 3 роки тому +3

      Came to the comments for this

    • @thewaffle4797
      @thewaffle4797 3 роки тому +10

      Mark: Slowly becomes graystillplays through masochism.
      Me: Oh Fuuuuu-

    • @ryleewaggoner1210
      @ryleewaggoner1210 3 роки тому +6

      Masoplier? Markochist?

  • @evanrigel954
    @evanrigel954 Місяць тому

    8:30 one thing to note: eating snow is a terrible idea. it will lower your core body temp a LOT. you need to melt it over a fire or something first, otherwise you're just sabotaging yourself.
    i know the game mentions the temp issue, but it much more sever than shown. dehydration can kill in three days, but hypothermia can kill in mere hours. better to be thirsty than freeze

  • @Sus-oh7yg
    @Sus-oh7yg Рік тому +6

    0:15 Top 10 most obvious lies

  • @EtherealAuthor
    @EtherealAuthor 3 роки тому +658

    Okay, so Mark is in an abusive relationship with his own computer.

  • @overthinker6446
    @overthinker6446 3 роки тому +1309

    between Markiplier and Darkiplier , there is the Mark who's loosing his sanity over frame rates
    Edit : Thank's for the likes, I'm happy if that made you smile

    • @whitetailprince
      @whitetailprince 3 роки тому +42

      you mean heehoo?

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 3 роки тому +4

      @@whitetailprince yeah

    • @lenny9672
      @lenny9672 3 роки тому +13

      AND WHAT HE SAYS THAT IS LOW FPS IS THE THING THAT I CALL GOD FPS

    • @nikokungreenfuzzey
      @nikokungreenfuzzey 3 роки тому +15

      This brings the possibility of Markiplier and Darkiplier staring each other down while this version just wanders in licking the Taki powder of the chips and not reading the room at all

    • @derek6945
      @derek6945 3 роки тому +2

      *losing

  • @chii_teaa
    @chii_teaa Рік тому +1

    I came back. 😂
    The best part is still the fact that he does not lose his sanity due to the Siberian wilderness.

  • @TheWorcestershire001
    @TheWorcestershire001 2 роки тому +1

    If I get stuck, do the Macarena until you have enough body heat to light a fire, hunt reindeer with your bare hands and consume it, then make a shelter. Once you've done that, order a PS5 off of Amazon, they'll ship that stuff anywhere. Obtain the PS5 and you're set. IDK about you, but that's what I would do.

  • @deadpooldealsdamage
    @deadpooldealsdamage 3 роки тому +662

    'What would you do if you were in the Siberian Wilderness?'
    I'd probably fucking die, all things considered.

    • @deadpooldealsdamage
      @deadpooldealsdamage 3 роки тому +31

      @Alon Amante Timbancaya _'How the fuck am I getting three bars in the wilderness, but barely one bar back home'_

    • @stareonchan3227
      @stareonchan3227 3 роки тому +4

      I'll just simply eat any berries I see

    • @sammara3218
      @sammara3218 3 роки тому +4

      This has to be THE funniest comment I’ve seen so far

    • @VB-92
      @VB-92 3 роки тому +5

      @@deadpooldealsdamage The forest is a great place for the internet, the secret underground military base has great free WIFI and the bears rarely use the internet so there's low traffic too.

    • @Triisttan
      @Triisttan 3 роки тому +3

      @@VB-92 truee

  • @thecasuallife363
    @thecasuallife363 3 роки тому +702

    Nobody:
    Markiplier: loses a single frame
    also Markiplier: IM GONNA GO INSANE

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 3 роки тому +30

      And then there is me, always on minimum graphics, in 15 frames, still with lag

    • @riserevelation8471
      @riserevelation8471 3 роки тому +37

      Yeah I was like, what lag I see no lag

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 роки тому +23

      Honestly I didn’t notice missing frames but I did notice when he turned the graphics to potato

    • @thewolfydragon1989
      @thewolfydragon1989 3 роки тому +6

      Yeh I saw nothing wrong with the recording. And I'm watching on a 50 inch TV it looked clear/smooth to me

  • @irishscout
    @irishscout 2 роки тому +4

    19:07 the sass 😂

  • @kevinjoe4998
    @kevinjoe4998 2 роки тому +3

    To make Mark lose his sanity, dont make the gameplay hard.
    *_LOWER THE FRAMERATE_*

  • @furrybastard27
    @furrybastard27 3 роки тому +667

    I have never felt something harder than Mark sobbing whilst he turns down the graphics.

    • @largeymargey5651
      @largeymargey5651 3 роки тому +26

      "RTX *(cries internally)* off"

    • @jqxz230
      @jqxz230 3 роки тому

      I prefer choppy and good looking

  • @glPryce
    @glPryce 3 роки тому +1024

    This video is the equivalent of: “If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes and proceed to cry in the shower for a few hours”.

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 3 роки тому +1

      Yesss

    • @stardino9475
      @stardino9475 3 роки тому +18

      no, make life take the lemons back, tell life you dont want your damn lemons!

    • @TressonKaru
      @TressonKaru 3 роки тому +10

      @@stardino9475 DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER!

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 3 роки тому +10

      @@stardino9475
      MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS

    • @randomperson8375
      @randomperson8375 3 роки тому +4

      Burn life's house down with lemons!

  • @yaschlazo3363
    @yaschlazo3363 2 роки тому +2

    Mark: *having a tech problem*
    Me: "...PHILLLLLLLLLL?"

  • @tabsc3489
    @tabsc3489 16 днів тому

    After having a day like this at work, it is SO good to see someone else in a completely different career having a mental breakdown because of INCONVENIENCES