This is one of those videos where if you skip even so much as 10 seconds, you go "wtf" and have to go back to understand how things possibly could've gotten there.
“What you heard was not in game it was the replacement” wow this Lixian fellow is good. I would not have been able to tell, it’s like he’s an editor or something
Heck yeah! Let me wonder over yonder and grab that plunger for my out house... Wait... Why would I need a plunger for a hole in the ground? Oh well, I can use it on that danggum possum that's getting in my barn after my chickens! ( That's as southern as I can get from N.C. lol)
i "used" to be a southerner but now I would honestly hate my life if I still was, I'm currently living the "Hygge" lifestyle, and I would like it to stay that way, tbh you should do the Hygge lifestyle. (if you don't, obviously)
*WOAH PLAE THIS GAME SO COOL!!* befor plae gam: helo peopl my name is mork? After you play this game: Mornin' my fellow barbequeing fellows, welcome to my country club, my name is Mark and today imma show y'all all what murica's all about, YEEYEE!
Okay but the scene where he says “Easy peasy please squeeze me” and Lady Dimitrescu is in the background had me wheezing. Lixian is literally the best editor to ever exist.
Same honestly? I can only imagine the amount of pressure and expectations of keeping up with a LP series nowadays (flashbacks to Undertale) compared to going fully unhinged with one-offs. I would like Mark and all LPers to be happy.
Nobody: The music: guess who’s back back again Shadys back tell a friend guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back 0:17
some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials.. + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? + always be careful: corona etc! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc) caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) or cased UV air purifiers? + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@@technoraver99 hello first, please stop pushing and preaching your religious ideologies on UA-cam second no the Coronavirus doesn't transmit between humans and animals.
Edit this comment and say that this game was 20 bucks I saw the chat SHOUTING AT THE STREAMER TO BUY A 20 BUCK GAME CALLED BARN FINDERS THE CHANNEL IS DUG DUGS
Markimoo: * Trying to be nice and give decent prices for his items * Literally ANY other UA-camr: * TRYING TO TAKE A CUSTOMER'S ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT * "Are you sure we're in the right universe here?"
@BILLIE SAYS DUH if you were dedicated you wouldn't have bots spamming for you, and regardless to spam on your "inspiration's" channel is ridiculous. Leave and never come back.
What's really funny to me is that monument valley mostly has dirt roads, and the area is flat enough that people who have big trucks don't always use them, so it wasn't all that far off from the truth... 😂
@@natashalawely2900 I've lived in rural Virginia for the 15 years I've been alive, and I hate how accurate this is. Fun fact, a friend of mine had a Duck Dynasty themed 12th birthday, and it was hosted in her church's banquet hall.
100% agree. Most Let's Players either play what's most relevant, or focus on a specific genre, such as horror, so it's cool to see someone just play random whatever.
When he's already started losing it in the first minute, you just know it's gonna be good. But when a frog on a unicycle shows up... *Then you know it's perfect.*
@BILLIE SAYS DUH I know this is a bot but I always do this in case any fellow small creators see it... For your own good, don't spam comments. You might get some views, but nothing good will come of it in the end. I know it can be frustrating but there is no fast track method to grow, just use the many resources available and learn how to grow honestly and organically. Spambotters always get banned eventually, so don't let all your hard work go to waste!
@@jewelwright8328 yeah but telling by the jumpscares its lixian. Lixian does these types of jumpscares that are very unique which is what we are mainly talking abt
It’s a great game. He actually missed a lot while playing. I recommend CaptainSauces play through if you want to watch the series. Wild twist in the game.
HELP ME BURN MY SISTERS FURNITURE! my sister said that if I were to hit 100k subs she would let me burn one thing of furniture from her apartment of my choice. She said this is a way that she thought I would never get there! (not very supportive…) I want to prove her wrong! 100k is a lot so at 1k ill have a 500,000 Scoville hot sauce at 5k ill have 1M Scoville unit hot sauce, at 10k I do BIG giveaways!! And ofc at 100k my sister will let me burn one of her furniture lol. I post actual content that really isn’t that bad… I hope… so I won’t be a burden in your subscription feed. So HELP ME BURN MY SISTERS FURNITURE!!
Me and my boyfriend both said the same thing, please come back to this someday. It was so weirdly fun to watch and actually made me wanna play it myself. Would love to see more of it.
I think nerdfiction edited most of the video.. doesn't seem like Lixian's editing style on that at least most of the last few videos were edited by a large part by someone else other than Lixian
I've only heard of this game from DougDoug, and all he and his community did was meme about it, so it's extremely funny to see Mark try to legitimately play this game.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH you're a bot or you just beg for subscribers. even if you aren't a real person, I just want to say that make your own music and see how others like it
This is one of those enigmatic games. Games that arrived to an undeserving world to wreak havoc and cause hilarious goofs and gafs and gaffas. And what can I say? I’m absolutely sold on it!
I saw a random recommended video and they talk about gossip and stuff, you know, a completely different channel targeted at a different audience, and they were wearing an Unus annus sweatshirt. I lost my shit 😂😂😂
@BILLIE SAYS DUH First of all, go away bot. Second of all, your so called “song” isn’t even yours, you’re taking credit from Naman. Third of all, you don’t even have any content on your channel so there is no reason to get that professional microphone.
“This right here is my favorite thing ever in the history of forever I think about this everyday I think about this all night long I stay awake not sleeping because I’m thinking about this.” Did anyone else see that or just me
Mark: Barn.. hub.. *uncomfortable stare* Swedes: *even more uncomfortable stares* Before anyone asks, in swedish barn means kid so it would be "kidhub"
The problem with Mark playing so many random games is that when they’re actually kinda good I want a series 😂
I feel the exact same way.
Yupp
Well, if he doesn't continue this game, there's a certain tomato-based superhero with a play through.
@@spacebearcadet746 ???
@@Livestreamlurker
Look up "Paint the Town red". He should be among the first playlists,
Edit:99 videos
This is one of those videos where if you skip even so much as 10 seconds, you go "wtf" and have to go back to understand how things possibly could've gotten there.
Lol, I still do that without skipping anything.
Right? I didn’t skip, but I felt like (because I was doing other stuff) I replayed this video no lie like 6 or 7 times
Duuuuude
But who in their right mind would skip in a Markiplier video?
✨ *thaaat’s Mark for ya* ✨
This game looks both well made and poorly made. It's incredible.
Like the streamer game
Poland be like
@Fuzzy Buzzy you aren’t wrong 😂
I think it’s cause they tried so hard to make it look poorly made
Has to be a stylistic choice. This game is far too competent to be anything else haha
I would have never guessed the song was replaced. Lixian is such an incredible editor!
Dont suppose you have any info as to what song that is?
@@papafrogproductions918 no idea
@@papafrogproductions918 simpler life by Bo the drifter
And Rachael and Marcus!
@@papafrogproductions918 And the original in-game song is "U.S. Working Man" by Kevin Reardon.
I feel like this was either made by Europeans to make fun of America or Americans to make fun of Florida
for florida to make fun of florida
uhm, this isn't about florida tho?
@@strayjames8751 florida is like this, that's the joke
It may be made by Polish people, hence "Ameryka" (Polish spelling of America)
@@spacetrashfallingdown I think they nailed it lol
“What you heard was not in game it was the replacement” wow this Lixian fellow is good. I would not have been able to tell, it’s like he’s an editor or something
@Afflikshun Bo the Driffter: simpler life
*frantically searches for wooooshed people*
*realizes there are only three other replies*
;-;
How many subs can I get from comments
Current 63
You should watch his streams (Lixian's)! He's really nice and funny!
@@Grady1285 yeah me too looks like everyone here is Big Brain
I love how mark’s channel evolved from “FNAF, and other game series” to “random games i found on steam that look fun”
@BILLIE SAYS DUH No.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH *Bot* detected on American soil, lethal force engaged
And Hunie pop
Me too
Mark needs to go back to horror. He also never finished the most recent amnesia. Mark I'll finish real soon... Never playd again.
please for god sakes make this a series. idk about the rest of yall but i would love to see more of this random bullshit
I agree, Tiddlez. I agree.
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO
Yes pls
God. Yes. Please
This, Teardown or that surviving simulator in which he lost his sanity. That's my wishlist
Mark really picked up a sex doll and didn't realize why it's called the love shack until he saw the deer head
11:47 for the doll btw
As a southerner, I can 100% confirm that this is how we spend every day of our lives.
Indeed. I fondly remember frolicking amongst the high five wolves in my childhood
@@Steamworker_Evolair BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Heck yeah! Let me wonder over yonder and grab that plunger for my out house... Wait... Why would I need a plunger for a hole in the ground? Oh well, I can use it on that danggum possum that's getting in my barn after my chickens! ( That's as southern as I can get from N.C. lol)
i "used" to be a southerner but now I would honestly hate my life if I still was, I'm currently living the "Hygge" lifestyle, and I would like it to stay that way, tbh you should do the Hygge lifestyle. (if you don't, obviously)
Us southerners don't claim you.
I love how Mark just slowly started developing a Southern accent throughout the game 😂
Bro ur right XD
*WOAH PLAE THIS GAME SO COOL!!*
befor plae gam: helo peopl my name is mork?
After you play this game: Mornin' my fellow barbequeing fellows, welcome to my country club, my name is Mark and today imma show y'all all what murica's all about, YEEYEE!
*me screming slowly over no videos on Guilty Parade *
@Mohamed Nagi i hope you gain no subscribers
@Mohamed Nagi nobody chooses beggars.
I’m so impressed with the song they put in. I literally had no idea it just went well with whatever the heck that intro to the game was 😂
Right! I had 0 clue
Same I kind of want to know the name of the song that they put in
@@Fallout4277 It's Simpler Life by Bo the Drifter.
@@juliansedor7101 thank you for telling me
Okay but the scene where he says “Easy peasy please squeeze me” and Lady Dimitrescu is in the background had me wheezing. Lixian is literally the best editor to ever exist.
Oh i didnt notice her in the backround 😂
exactly
Lixian wasn't the only editor for this one according to the description
What's the time stamp for this??
timestamp?
I'm really enjoying mark just playing random games he finds, he seems to enjoy most of them as well.
EDIT: This is an amazing edit
Same honestly? I can only imagine the amount of pressure and expectations of keeping up with a LP series nowadays (flashbacks to Undertale) compared to going fully unhinged with one-offs. I would like Mark and all LPers to be happy.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH m8 no one's cares
Yup.
@HerrPalok I think he’ll play RE8 if nothing for Lady Dimistrescu
True
Mark: "turns music down to avoid copyright"
Music: *NOPE, BACK AGAIN*
Also music: free royalty
Nobody:
The music: guess who’s back back again Shadys back tell a friend guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back 0:17
I didn't realise I'd get transported to a different dimension when I clicked on this video, but hey, I'm not complaining.
Happy birthday!!
yippie-isekai-yay
It makes me really happy to see mark having fun.
First
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, swearing, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs / blogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, video productions! (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials..
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps?, transport vehicles, maintenance work + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary??
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals?? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
+ always be careful: corona etc!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe.. plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, cars, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) or cased UV air purifiers?
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc + spreading good mood? (less sadness) (+ please be careful: corona!)
TimeBucks is really sus
@@technoraver99 As a Christian, you're insane
@@technoraver99 also TLDR
"You are not alone" that is the *last* thing I would've expected from a game like this
That's kinda sweet ngl
@@jas.per.25 You're not alone but you are lonely...
There should be a playlist called "wow, that is way too pretty for this game" for everytime the background is commented on by Mark
Unreal engine in a nutshell for ya'. Your game might be shit, but damn, isn't the lighting gorgeous.
You know, Ameryka, and their horse drawn tanks.
Ameryka, and their hamburger shaped shotguns.
No that's Russian Farm land.
@@Haileyyyo.o no that's exclusively Florida.
@@darrianweathington1923 No thats exclusively the US OF A brutherrrr YEEHAR GET ER DUN
Now I'm curious what the original song was
Hi PM. Love your videos
Hi PM!! I love your vids!
@@technoraver99 hello first, please stop pushing and preaching your religious ideologies on UA-cam second no the Coronavirus doesn't transmit between humans and animals.
@@justine4581 i don't know of people getting the virus from their pets, but pets have contracted it from their owners, unfortunately
@@technoraver99 Copypasta
"And I hope your dinner gets burnt in the microwave!"
Damn bro, that was harsh.
top ten insults too brutal for war
Edit this comment and say that this game was 20 bucks I saw the chat SHOUTING AT THE STREAMER TO BUY A 20 BUCK GAME CALLED BARN FINDERS THE CHANNEL IS DUG DUGS
Ha.....hatty hattington???
Dont watch my new video please
@@Sam-op3hs dont comment ever again please
Everyone's talking about being sad bc of the Unus Annus shirt but no one's talking about the green screen footage at 8:55
@@phoenixrahillconghaile7320 it’s a quote he said on the unus annus channel but because it doesn’t exist anymore he obscured it
I noticed this, so nice to see lil bits from unus annus every now and again 🙌🏻😁
We can’t talk about it bc it was a redacted memory
We cry
what’s unus annus? definitely never heard of it, how odd..
Markimoo: * Trying to be nice and give decent prices for his items *
Literally ANY other UA-camr: * TRYING TO TAKE A CUSTOMER'S ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT *
"Are you sure we're in the right universe here?"
Idk at this point
At this point, Mark should play the Sims, satisfy his simulation addiction.
He has! He has a couple Sims 4 vids. :)
@@tylermachtemes7858
I completely forgot that he ever played the sims
Its been so long
@@Zyn_Shi since I last had seen my son
I've been dying for another sims video xD
@BILLIE SAYS DUH if you were dedicated you wouldn't have bots spamming for you, and regardless to spam on your "inspiration's" channel is ridiculous. Leave and never come back.
"start selling everything in my house" sounds like a bethesda game..
Except bartering doesn’t look like a pain in the ass in this game. 😂
*80 wheels of cheese*
@@roundedtoast is that a Badger reference?
for me a bethesda game sounds like when the mysterious stranger glitched and played his intro over and over before crashing
@@forsaknmindz9367 perhaps
I'd love to see more of mark playing this surprisingly.
Same though, I'm down to watch him play more of it.
Same
Same lol
same
Please!🙏
I love how Mark complains that Uncle Billy isn’t doing anything when Mark is CLEARLY the one with telekinetic powers.
As someone who lives in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, this game and these characters are very accurate
Same here, I have an extremely southern family so this was hilarious to watch
He seemed so shocked about driving on dirt, and I started laughing. I spent most of my childhood in trucks driving on dirt. 😂😂😂
@@lilliangarza4954 Fr I can relate
I'm so sorry 😂
This game is the definition of eastern idaho.
Mark: turns down the music
Game: *and I took that personally*
BILLIE SAYS DUH I don't think anyone gives a shit
@@adamcamacho4146 just report for spam
The replacement was better
@BILLIE SAYS DUH whats the song called
I could see that
Game: "you're not alone"
Mark: *spook*
me: yeah there are around 1 million people watching Mark.
Between that and the moment at 6:33 I think Mark realized he's in a massive simulation directed by aliens
wolf: what are you looking at?
markiplier: *laughs*
wolf: whats funny? whats wrong with you?
markiplier: *rotates wolf*
wolf: simple friday evening...
Honestly all these games have pretty great graphics
Hushhh
Yeah
You are everywhere
U dont even watch the video cuz ur too busy spamming comment section why are you saying this?
I just don’t have the words to say anything to you anymore
No one:
The game’s driving cutscenes: Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads
My goal is Beyond your understanding
ok
What's really funny to me is that monument valley mostly has dirt roads, and the area is flat enough that people who have big trucks don't always use them, so it wasn't all that far off from the truth... 😂
Also, I love the Back to the Future reference. 😁
How many subs can I get from comments
Current 63
As someone who’s lived in the south for two decades of my life, I can confirm that this game is more fact than fiction.
unfortunately I can too, and I'm barely past the Mason Dixon line
@@natashalawely2900 why do you guys make us southerners look like hilly billy country folk 😂
@@natashalawely2900 Unfortunately? Wtf?
@@natashalawely2900 I've lived in rural Virginia for the 15 years I've been alive, and I hate how accurate this is. Fun fact, a friend of mine had a Duck Dynasty themed 12th birthday, and it was hosted in her church's banquet hall.
rural tennessee here. can also confirm
3:51 I have never seen Mark so physically disgusted in my life
EDIT: Holy shit Lixians editing on this one is PERFECTION
Omg😂
Mark is already having a mental breakdown after only a minute of gameplay. We found the new Game of the Year...
Yep, lol
@John Coates As if THAT'll stop it...
@John Coates you're right. Game of the decade.
I request Mark play more of this somewhat stupid albeit entertaining game
Mark: “Please Squeeze me”
Wild Lady Dimitrescu Appears
Dritrescu used 'squeeze'
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 it's super effective
Timestamp?
@@neevasharampersand4165 Markiplier fainted!
Uhhhhhh
Song used by Lixian at the start is "Simpler Life" by Bo the Drifter
I've been trying to find it for awhile. Thanks! I wish they would've linked it in the description of the video.
People like you are doing god's work. Thank you, keep it up.
God bless you, I’ve been looking for so long
Thank you!
Fun Fact: "Ameryka" is how you spell "America" in Polish. (Probably in some other languages too.)
SO IT'S NOT JUST A HILLBILLY STEREOTYPE?!?!?!?
@@jrcspiderman2003 lmao, as you can see it's not
Ammreeka
What about Hawawai
@@Bitholeous I believe you mean Hawaii? It's Hawaje in Polish
I legitimately hated the fact that I was SO invested in this that when he hit the explosive barrel with the axe I actually jumped and audibly gasped
Mockingbird
i really love the random games serie that we're getting, it gives a whole chaotic and funny energy like ANYTHING can happen
100% agree. Most Let's Players either play what's most relevant, or focus on a specific genre, such as horror, so it's cool to see someone just play random whatever.
Mark: turns down music so he doesn't get copyrighted
the music: *GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN*
nice pan flag
SHADY'S BACK
Also the music: puts royalty free music
When he's already started losing it in the first minute, you just know it's gonna be good.
But when a frog on a unicycle shows up... *Then you know it's perfect.*
Here comes Dat Boiiiiiii
@BILLIE SAYS DUH if he really was your inspiration then you wouldn't be spamming like this to get subs and actually do something.
ISS DAT BOIII
@BILLIE SAYS DUH I know this is a bot but I always do this in case any fellow small creators see it...
For your own good, don't spam comments. You might get some views, but nothing good will come of it in the end. I know it can be frustrating but there is no fast track method to grow, just use the many resources available and learn how to grow honestly and organically. Spambotters always get banned eventually, so don't let all your hard work go to waste!
Watch hem go!
Can we all just appreciate Lixian's GOD TEIR editing and comedic timing
His editing is just jump cuts, close ups and loud noises, what do you mean?!
@@mzamethodman7134 he does more but hes still good at it
@@DJPINK907 it’s also not just Lixian
@@jewelwright8328 yeah but telling by the jumpscares its lixian. Lixian does these types of jumpscares that are very unique which is what we are mainly talking abt
you can tell what lixian has edited
This feels like satire, the asian woman being called Dragon Lady followed by a giant American flag cannot have been implemented seriously.
Oh yeah, it's definitely satire
100% lol
Idk why but this game is lowkey giving me borderlands vibes. Especially the vending machine.
Same, I think the animation style has a lot to do with it
The vending machine song is a BOP
Mark: Easy peasy....please squeeze me
Lady Dimitrescu in the background:
🤜👁👄👁🤛👀
Haha big vampire lady go brrrrrr
Just remember, it’s not a sex thing. It’s about power.
@@Inuko15 Well, that was anticlimatic.
As a person who lives in more a “hick” area, there are some parts of this that are dead on, and it’s hilarious.
Which ones?
@@alk5b the weird taxidermy stuff was on point. And just the random car and motorcycle parts everywhere
is there racism in your hick area.
@@emrahalien2972 no, not really.
As another person who lives in "hick" country, I can confirm this statement
wouldn’t mind a whole series of this
Same
It’s a great game. He actually missed a lot while playing. I recommend CaptainSauces play through if you want to watch the series. Wild twist in the game.
Sometimes I feel like he's gonna say something like
"Hello everybody my name is Barn Finders and welcome to Markiplier"
Sounds like you're a fan of spiers lol
Tuesday: Hotel horror game
Wednesday: Half naked Anime girl game
Thursday: Hillbilly barn game
Gotta keep the gaming content diverse, I guess.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH no
@BILLIE SAYS DUH goodluck, i aint helping you tho
I NEED HIM TO CONTINUE AT DEAD OF NIGHT
@@gracexi0ng i need him to continue huniepop 😂
Mark needs a punching bag in his office whenever he plays this game.
What? In Pogostuck sure, it's a rage game. But here that's just the stupidest idea i have read today.
@@Fullmetal85 true
well... he has lixian but i think he'll get in trouble for it, i mean he squeezed lixian's head no mercy
@@jonathanteo5984 Stop trying to beg for subs off of a comment. Seriously, just make some videos or something instead of wasting your time.
This game is more terrifying than any horror game he’s ever played
Honestly it just reminded me of my childhood spent in the Nascar capitol of the U.S.
@@psychotophatcat 😂😂
welll welll well
Alien: Isolation
“So what did we learn today kids?”
You can’t hide from Markiplier
Unless you're a blacksmith
"I'll probably listen" he says, now that's a funny joke.
HELP ME BURN MY SISTERS FURNITURE! my sister said that if I were to hit 100k subs she would let me burn one thing of furniture from her apartment of my choice. She said this is a way that she thought I would never get there! (not very supportive…) I want to prove her wrong! 100k is a lot so at 1k ill have a 500,000 Scoville hot sauce at 5k ill have 1M Scoville unit hot sauce, at 10k I do BIG giveaways!! And ofc at 100k my sister will let me burn one of her furniture lol. I post actual content that really isn’t that bad… I hope… so I won’t be a burden in your subscription feed. So HELP ME BURN MY SISTERS FURNITURE!!
help me...
@@marcusblair2622 at least this one is a tad bit more original, it’s still shit but it’s higher quality shit
@@VagueNaming thanks? lmao
Mᴀʀᴋ: “I can not lose it THIS soon...”
Aʟsᴏ ᴍᴀʀᴋ: *losing his mind at the smallest things*
I love your pfp! You have earned a new subscriber for that masterpiece.
Yay
@@auditoryallusions8983 thank you sm!!!! :0
@@XEN_RED of course!
@@auditoryallusions8983 Why tf would you subscribe to someone because of a pfp lol
Unus annus : green screen competition, oh yea it is still in my head, every single frame of jazz is still stuck in my head
I had already lost my mind at "Agent Agent"
That [REDACTED] reference literally brought tears to my eyes
Memento Mori
Memento mori😞
We Were Here
same
There was one of those unus annus background songs towards the end, did y'all pick up on it?
“What?!” A summary of this entire game.
@BILLIE SAYS DUH so why are you leeching off of him, you maggot?
That character portrait looks like an alternate universe Norville "Shaggy" Rogers.
nah its The Dude
@@aceymach3023 whomst
@@snepderg he’s the Dude, man
@@j_crump6300 I want in on the joke
Ok, so I re-watched that segment, and I now realize what you meant.
@@snepderg just Google the dude
Me and my boyfriend both said the same thing, please come back to this someday. It was so weirdly fun to watch and actually made me wanna play it myself. Would love to see more of it.
“That looks explosive and dangerous, hell yeah!”
That was very ameryken of u mah man
u be knowin th' linguuu
Mark : Looks like garbage in the trailer
Also Mark : *plays it 30+ minutes while laughing so hard*
Lol
He meant the trash you collect I think not the game
The Unus Annus quote that he said so naturally, while he’s wearing an UA shirt, with the edit, all just hit to close to home. TOO SOON!!!!!!!!
hes reminding us not to forget
Time stamp? I missed it
@@possibly3296 just after 8:50 :)
I think nerdfiction edited most of the video.. doesn't seem like Lixian's editing style on that
at least most of the last few videos were edited by a large part by someone else other than Lixian
"WhAt'S UNuS aNnuS??"
I've only heard of this game from DougDoug, and all he and his community did was meme about it, so it's extremely funny to see Mark try to legitimately play this game.
When you're not even ten seconds in and Mark's already laughing, you know it's gonna be a good one.
Mark is actually crying, don't you see?
E
Yes
Lol
So its not a good one since its a future laugh edited to br at the front
THE REFERENCE OMFGOMFOGMFOG, THE REFERENCE TO [ PAGE-CANNOT-BE-FOUND ] im crying i miss it.
I was hoping someone would comment about that!!
this is my favorite thing in the history of forever. i think about this every day. i think about this all night long
I was literally in the comment section looking for someone else💛🥺
@@cheyennemiller6814 me too 😭
*Crouches*
*Shits*
"Oh no oh no oh no"
*Tries to replicate shit*
@BILLIE SAYS DUH really!! I dont care
@BILLIE SAYS DUH sorry, I am marked some from beggars today ✋😎
Anyone else notice dat boi
@Sanaiah Allen its a bot
@Sanaiah Allen what
Literally 30 seconds into the game and Mark starts having a seizure from too much weirdness. I’m going to be honest, so was I.
Same
Markiplier: “sensor me”
Also mark yesterday: HuNIPOP 2
@BILLIE SAYS DUH you're a bot or you just beg for subscribers. even if you aren't a real person, I just want to say that make your own music and see how others like it
Bot
We aren't supposed to speak about that
I can't comment on other comments does this happen to anyone else??? This Is hella weird
@BILLIE SAYS DUH that isnt even your song
"How can you describe this game?"
Markiplier:
*Y E S*
Had to get this to 100 likes😂
When he drinks from the bottle and the “Delirium Theatre” begins.. I think he just drank absinthe. Lol
More like moonshine 😂
@BILLIE SAYS DUH no
It’s moonshine XD
@BILLIE SAYS DUH so report the content you stole? Got it!
Okay but that was such an amazing use of the Unus Annus Green Screen.
Honestly, I really thought the intro music was the actual song until I noticed it. Lixian, you’re a monster editor.
Why is he doing a lot of UA quotes when we’re all trying to move on from the death of if 😭😭
Love your pfp
But... Unus Annus isnt dead.
See?
Unus. Annus. Unus. Annus. UUNNUS. AAANUS!
@Mohamed Nagi stfu mohamed
@@lauren1408 thx 🥺
It's like he WANTS to remind and hurt us
Mark: "That is too pretty for what this game is."
Me: THIS GAME IS A DANG PIECE OF ART YOU TAKE THAT BACK FISCHBACH!
It is art
I don't know why, but I read this in a southern accent after you said the word "dang".
"You are not alone"
Markiplier : Darkiplier
Me :
You are not alone
I am here with you
Though we're far apart
You're always in my heart
Game: You are not alone.
Mark and everyone in spitting range: I didn't know this was a horror game.
man, if Markiplier returned to House Flipper, so much content has been added since last time he played.
Oh my...yes that would be lovely😩
yes omg i loved that game 😩
Oml y e s
"Who needs money? I don't."
*Finds Dat Boi on a shelf*
"I...LOVE HIM."
i unironically want that frog toy too LMAO
Let's be honest.If this game has a florida man fighting a scally boie,This game is a 10/10
Mark look up the show “American Pickers” it’s basically barn finds lol
That's a good show.
@@joelbrich2538 hell yeah it is
Oh my got I literally forgot that show existed
"Where we're goin' we don't need roads." -Amerykan Man
@Mohamed Nagi I don't even know who you are
@Mohamed Nagi no one cares my guy, that's what.
The segue to the Unus Annus meme was so smooth.
I think he realized that he was practically copying himself XD you could see it in his face
This is one of those enigmatic games. Games that arrived to an undeserving world to wreak havoc and cause hilarious goofs and gafs and gaffas. And what can I say? I’m absolutely sold on it!
Mark: struggling to talk about the high five wolf
Also Mark: uses a [UNAVAILABLE VIDEO] for it
Me: *cries*
Unus Annus coming back pog?
did anyone notice the unnus anus shirt?
@@aoelobi i did, he wears it a lot
@@noahdavis9700 They made it abundantly clear that Unus Annus is not coming back.
@@aoelobi I noticed it :3
Mark: * wearing an [REDACTED] shirt *
* remembers a scene from [REDACTED] channel *
* inserts sorta clip from [REDACTED] channel *
Uh yes [Redacted] [Redacted]
*Does the dance of Italy*
WhoaWHOAwhoa
@@genericname2747 I wish the best for you but... heehoo or the melon man will find you
The Gongoozler will come if you keep up the sacrelige
1:04 - this game’s intro has the reverse energy of “This intro is bumpin” because... Well, just look at Marks face.
You want a face? 3:55 is a FACE.
What a reference!
He just ain’t used to the life in the south y’all.
Mark: wears Unus Annus merch
Everyone: _painful sobbing_
Did you miss the mark filled in with the yt missing page from green screen memes?
And also some Unus Annus music when he was trying to build that Jamaha.
I saw a random recommended video and they talk about gossip and stuff, you know, a completely different channel targeted at a different audience, and they were wearing an Unus annus sweatshirt. I lost my shit 😂😂😂
did you mean *redacted*
Mark: includes an unus annus meme thing
Everyone who was there: *CRIES HARDER*
Me: *Bored, nothing to watch*
Mark: “Say no more!”
same
yes
@BILLIE SAYS DUH First of all, go away bot. Second of all, your so called “song” isn’t even yours, you’re taking credit from Naman. Third of all, you don’t even have any content on your channel so there is no reason to get that professional microphone.
I replied to a bot earlier, and now it's saying it's your comment. I think UA-cam needs to go home
*I audibly gasped at the way they edited the Unus Annus reference in.*
Where is it. I just clicked on this video.
@@msw3314 8:51
Me too
@@ilblinkerli8251 DAMMIT, and I was doing so well trying to get over the fact that they’re gone. Good reference doh.
when mark realizes what he just did to unlock the barn door doesn't make sense lol
“This right here is my favorite thing ever in the history of forever I think about this everyday I think about this all night long I stay awake not sleeping because I’m thinking about this.” Did anyone else see that or just me
What is there to talk about the past is the past 🤫
Unnus
memento mori
Memento mori 😔💖
@@elijahatkins9687 annus
Game: "Call your mom."
Mark: "Heh! Good one!"
Me: "Poor Momiplier..."
@BILLIE SAYS DUH you do this on every video stop lmao
@@miauism every comment I see 🤣
9:33 Mark: Glad I went to the back for absolutely nothing
The golden toilet paper, he just collected: Cries in the corner
Mark: Barn.. hub.. *uncomfortable stare*
Swedes: *even more uncomfortable stares*
Before anyone asks, in swedish barn means kid so it would be "kidhub"