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  • @JonahMcD
    @JonahMcD 4 роки тому +7354

    The last words you hear before death:
    “Excuse me, you’ll be fine. I’m NOT a professional, but I’m here to help.”

    • @Hannah-jv6hh
      @Hannah-jv6hh 4 роки тому +397

      "My life is in the hands of an idiot?"

    • @SakuraChai
      @SakuraChai 4 роки тому +326

      @@Hannah-jv6hh “No no, TWO idiots!”

    • @SparkyRaichu
      @SparkyRaichu 4 роки тому +136

      It was after that, that he had said three words that haunted me for the rest of my life. "My name is Markiplier."

    • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343
      @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343 4 роки тому +91

      This is as bad as hearing,
      "My life is in the hands of an idiot!"
      *"Nonononono - TWO idiots!"*

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 4 роки тому +31

      Lester Roquefort uh...three words? Might want to check that again.

  • @dragos_creations
    @dragos_creations 4 роки тому +2757

    Cars: Accidentially crash
    Mark: ...There has been a murder!

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 4 роки тому +15

      Would Be a shame if my murder involved two people collided violently with nothing to do with me...

    • @spiritnsultanyt7250
      @spiritnsultanyt7250 4 роки тому +34

      *A body has been discovered!*

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 4 роки тому +6

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 spy is sus!

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 4 роки тому +3

      @@corvanj8766 nah the scout is sus, I mean he's walking real slow for some reason

    • @felixargyle9650
      @felixargyle9650 4 роки тому +1

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 MONOKUMA?!

  • @JA-vz1nl
    @JA-vz1nl 4 роки тому +4743

    "Hello, welcome to Autozone, how may I help you today?"
    Mark: "Uhhm, I need triangles... lots and lots of triangles."

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 3 роки тому +574

    The Game : sooo,there's an accident and you have to....
    Mark : this is a murder attempt

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 4 роки тому +1064

    “What if I’m just doing CPR on a dead guy?” I’m starting to think maybe mark doesn’t know how CPR works

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 4 роки тому +80

      Starting to think he didn't pay attention to the fact that they have health bars

    • @Not_honest_enough
      @Not_honest_enough 4 роки тому +24

      You are actually dead when you're heart stops
      It just runs out of time to be saved after a bit (without permanent brain damage)

    • @thtsmypurseidkyou
      @thtsmypurseidkyou 4 роки тому +87

      @@Not_honest_enough humans are kinda like the 5 second rule lmao

    • @glitterghost834
      @glitterghost834 4 роки тому +7

      @@thtsmypurseidkyou lmAO

    • @moniquevester879
      @moniquevester879 4 роки тому +24

      Chest compressions save livesss

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 4 роки тому +3880

    Mark: calls Lixian his "editor"
    Lixian: *"Peace was never an option"*

    • @weirdthe3rd308
      @weirdthe3rd308 4 роки тому +6

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 what the hell is your profile picture

    • @ChaoticAndromeda
      @ChaoticAndromeda 4 роки тому +31

      @@weirdthe3rd308 probably a butt. Knowing these bots.
      I'm shocked the comment is gone. UA-cam normally let's these spam things, but will demonitize a video for cleavage.

    • @thebattlefieldtechnician428
      @thebattlefieldtechnician428 4 роки тому +10

      @@weirdthe3rd308 it’s a bot, just report it and move on.

    • @tmlwastrashchannel.3020
      @tmlwastrashchannel.3020 4 роки тому +4

      Never. Call. Lixian. The. Editor.

    • @masonfrye5253
      @masonfrye5253 4 роки тому +1

      0000

  • @jessicacrider813
    @jessicacrider813 4 роки тому +487

    Mark: *puts ear to dummy's mouth*
    Dummy: *breaths*
    Mark: "YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT"

  • @alirezaforghani141
    @alirezaforghani141 3 роки тому +794

    The most interesting part for me is the stories at the end of each scenario. The impact these accidents have on the victims is so sad and deep. All because of a mistake, or a misfortune sometimes. Please stay safe when you're on the roads.

    • @aguywithayota
      @aguywithayota Рік тому +8

      *proceeds to speed*

    • @rikku7663
      @rikku7663 Рік тому +19

      they rlly gave backstories and now its sadder 😭😭

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 8 місяців тому +5

      It really drives home the point that there are no winners, just losers and bigger losers

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 4 роки тому +3095

    CPR Dummies: hey we are literally “dying” please make sure we are “breathing” and “alive”
    Mark’s Automatonophobia: *Hello there*

    • @keatonroether8883
      @keatonroether8883 4 роки тому +90

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB begone

    • @squishysquidward2507
      @squishysquidward2507 4 роки тому +55

      He kept stopping the animation and going back into it because he got freaked out, why did he do that to himself lol

    • @res6696
      @res6696 4 роки тому +7

      Automo what

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 роки тому +23

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB then scream out of your lungs, kevin.

    • @ilovewooyoung
      @ilovewooyoung 4 роки тому +62

      @@res6696 Fear of fake human like figures

  • @TheManofBoogie
    @TheManofBoogie 4 роки тому +4562

    Mark: *calls Lixian “editor”*
    Lixian: *should’ve edited it to “Hi everybody, my name is UA-camR and welcome to Accident.”*

    • @KittKattRED
      @KittKattRED 4 роки тому +57

      The best comment 🏆🥇🏅

    • @dhruv4901
      @dhruv4901 4 роки тому +87

      I wanted to give you an award but realised I'm not on reddit lmfao

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 роки тому +15

      @@itsKyee1 reddit

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 4 роки тому +15

      @@karla3153 reddit

    • @lacobi_4743
      @lacobi_4743 4 роки тому +14

      @@CatsMeow_ reddit

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 4 роки тому +3163

    Markiplier: "Editor"
    Lixian: "You have Hi-ed your last "my name is Markiplier""
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @Fruunza
    @Fruunza 3 роки тому +2436

    Mark: "What kind of country uses 112?"
    All of Europe be like: Am i a joke to you

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 3 роки тому +21

      Europe is a joke

    • @redy..
      @redy.. 3 роки тому +63

      @@cainhager9814 ok cain hager

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 роки тому +46

      @@cainhager9814 So are you.

    • @ThePlasmabee
      @ThePlasmabee 3 роки тому +6

      @@cainhager9814 I live there... Also, Yes.

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 3 роки тому +8

      @@redicated2528 at least I am a funny joke, europe is just a sad one

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 4 роки тому +4008

    [Markiplier analyzing a Car Accident scene]
    *"Hmm Yes, the floor here is made of attempted murder"*

  • @tokyok5846
    @tokyok5846 4 роки тому +1766

    Man has broken neck*
    “Sir can you hear me?”

    • @rocketsurgery950
      @rocketsurgery950 4 роки тому +119

      It is possible to still be conscious and have a broken neck, as long as the spinal cord inside is still intact. This is why it's so important to try to keep an accident victim's neck and head as still as possible, regardless if their awake or not: if the vertebra are broken, but the cord is fine, it's possible to accidently snap the spinal cord and kill them without noticing.
      That's one thing I don't understand about this game (and most medical-themed entertainment) how does the main character know someone's neck is broken just by looking at it? Not even real paramedics can tell at a glance, that's why they're so cautious with every potential neck injury they come across.

    • @LinkusLonkus
      @LinkusLonkus 4 роки тому +28

      @@rocketsurgery950 The accidents have happened beforehand (The game stated it, unless I've completely misunderstood/misread it) and the information had already been acquired. They use the info to recreate the accident so that the person can find the cause of it.
      At least that's what I understood in the intro. Might be wrong, tho

    • @underpaidmook
      @underpaidmook 4 роки тому +12

      @@LinkusLonkus No, you're right. Notice that the "first responder" is always different and before you actually go in, you slap on VR goggles.

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 4 роки тому +1

      At least he didn't say not twice if you're ok.😅😂

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 4 роки тому +7

      It's rare finding people supporting each other in youtube's comment section

  • @ashookamanuela1901
    @ashookamanuela1901 4 роки тому +640

    Mark: Just wants to have a good time.
    Game: How bout some Trauma instead?

  • @corteynicole2
    @corteynicole2 4 роки тому +2993

    I actually really appreciate this game. Despite it being generalized, it offers good information and helps educate you on a few good ways to really save someone's life.

    • @yuurrrrrrrr1
      @yuurrrrrrrr1 3 роки тому +11

      Everywhere i go i see squid game even in the thumbnail

    • @norliscool
      @norliscool 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@yuurrrrrrrr1 🤣

    • @renbaker5124
      @renbaker5124 3 роки тому +47

      Yes! As a lifeguard, this stuff is pretty accurate!

    • @peachiibiitch
      @peachiibiitch 3 роки тому +48

      And aside from that good information, the human results after completing seem to line up with true stories I've heard

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz 3 роки тому +1

      And also a few that could be useful to end one tok!

  • @catroberts4002
    @catroberts4002 4 роки тому +3483

    Mark: "no one would play this for fun"
    Me, an EMT: "This looks cool. I should play it for fun."

    • @shawnafogle4709
      @shawnafogle4709 4 роки тому +83

      I'm in the process to become an EMT, and my friend told me about it. Needless to say I wanna play lmao.

    • @JamesBond-tk9sd
      @JamesBond-tk9sd 4 роки тому +116

      I am also an EMT and was impressed at how little bull was in this game. It is very sensible from the layperson's perspective

    • @notreallybarackobama
      @notreallybarackobama 4 роки тому +17

      I’m legit curious, how accurate is this game?

    • @catroberts4002
      @catroberts4002 4 роки тому +94

      @@notreallybarackobama I played the free demo and it seemed pretty informative. Always work on the most critical patients first. I have personally never heard of a warning triangle before this but also I skipped drivers ed cause there's a loophole in my state that got me around it so maybe that's why. But road flares are helpful. I feel like the chest compressions were timed weird but that's just nitpicking and could have just been cause I was clicking so it seemed weird. The biggest issue I saw was that in the one scenario the demo had we were doing cpr on a patient with a giant cut on his arm which is NOT helpful. You wanna stop any bleeds before trying to move the blood around with chest compressions because otherwise you could literally just be pumping more blood to that wound. But again, I'm being nitpicky. I'd say for the normal every day human this game is accurate enough and you should also have some sort of warning signal like flares or the triangle, and a good first aid kit in your car at the very least. Something more than the $20 kit you can get from cvs cause that won't help if you god forbid roll up on something like that. And a fire extinguisher would be good to have too as long as it's stored well and not rolling around freely. Sorry for the novel.

    • @dinadeira
      @dinadeira 4 роки тому +7

      @@catroberts4002 What would be included in a good first aid kit?

  • @teny1901
    @teny1901 4 роки тому +2591

    Next video: Unboxing
    Mark: “hey guys so I bought some triangles”

    • @nazmievoz5767
      @nazmievoz5767 4 роки тому +4

      Cool meme huh

    • @captainrattail8497
      @captainrattail8497 4 роки тому +15

      Omg please that would be so funny 😭😭

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 4 роки тому +37

      "They only sent me ONE. TRIANGLE."

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 4 роки тому +21

      @Kyandi Paper which is exactly why the game says "Do not remove victims from their car unless you absolutely need to" at 20:23. It's not trying to tell you that you can be a paramedic, it's teaching everyday people how to properly help with a car crash. I understand that this might confuse the younger audience, but this isn't the target demographic for this game anyway. By the way, can you put a link for that story about the doctor paralyzing the guy? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 4 роки тому +4

      @Kyandi Paper that disclaimer is in the video though

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 роки тому +498

    Mark : "hey, editor"
    Lixian : *pulls out a gun* "and hello to you too, murder victim"

    • @trishtavrn
      @trishtavrn 4 роки тому

      I see what you did there

    • @Kebabfiloux
      @Kebabfiloux 4 роки тому

      hey you again

    • @__-yb2hq
      @__-yb2hq 4 роки тому

      Dude you got 1000+ comments

  • @claudiaellis45
    @claudiaellis45 2 роки тому +269

    Mark: “How did that truck get by?” “he’s the criminal “
    *Turns out truck actually is the criminal *

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 4 роки тому +437

    Game: check for breathing
    Mark's fear of mannequins: *here's my cue!*

  • @AustralianMurderTurtle
    @AustralianMurderTurtle 4 роки тому +763

    "Who's the 4th victim?"
    The 4th victim is you Mark.

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 4 роки тому +45

      this feels like a threat

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 4 роки тому +18

      *An avengers level threat*

  • @averagewastaken
    @averagewastaken 4 роки тому +5758

    Mark: Mark, Amy, Editor?!
    It's almost as if this game was made for him.

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 4 роки тому +182

      Well, I mean the theme of the game, which is people getting skull fractures in car wrecks is definitely not made for Mark.

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 4 роки тому +208

      this game also has 2/3s of marks fears XD
      maniquins and logs falling off of trucks
      (but no ocean obviously)

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 4 роки тому +80

      @@FlusteredBushStudios I've actually played the whole game, there was only one big hazard in one scenario, but I think in future updates there probably would be a sinking car one XD.

    • @TestyObject
      @TestyObject 4 роки тому +20

      @@FlusteredBushStudios Yet

    • @hammer2.095
      @hammer2.095 4 роки тому +9

      it was lol

  • @whosrosebush
    @whosrosebush 3 роки тому +316

    Thank you, Mark, for playing this game. My husband rolled our car on the 7th, and because we watched you play this, he could hear you going through the steps of turning off the engine and such as he pulled himself out of the car.
    Yes, he is okay. There were no others involved. It's just nice to know that watching this kept him a bit safer.

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 роки тому +45

      The stupidest things can be helpful.

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee Місяць тому +2

      Bruh.. this is wild. I’m glad your husband is okay

  • @just_spencer6179
    @just_spencer6179 4 роки тому +4580

    imagine if you were in a car accident and while you were stuck in the car all you can hear from the outside is:
    "gotta get my *triangles* "

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 роки тому +164

      At that point I'd be pretty sure I was already dead and in hell lol

    • @JamesAC17GA
      @JamesAC17GA 3 роки тому +107

      *"I'm in even more danger!"*

    • @bigfnar
      @bigfnar 3 роки тому +129

      followed up by, "Do one of you have a triangle?"

    • @s0ftnt510
      @s0ftnt510 3 роки тому +24

      “Sir, sir? Are you okay? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?”

    • @electricalsocket7048
      @electricalsocket7048 3 роки тому +38

      @@bigfnar yes and when figuring out you don't have any " I need lots and lots more triangles "

  • @travisminger5339
    @travisminger5339 4 роки тому +1457

    “Inspect the wounds” *jams finger at wounds* “yep, that’s a wound🤔” 😂😂

    • @beaubryant4465
      @beaubryant4465 4 роки тому +30

      me discovering my own bruises

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 3 роки тому +5

      @@beaubryant4465 “Wait, the spot I touched just then hurt a little bit. Huh...? OH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW? HOW? I’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!

  • @bagels4523
    @bagels4523 4 роки тому +614

    *drives past what looks like a car wreck*
    Mark: “oh that’s a problem”
    *keeps driving*

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 4 роки тому +10

      The game is on autopilot for that part, pretty sure. Doesn't make it any less funny.

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 3 роки тому +83

    * prepares a place to train him *
    Mark: * starts a conspiracy theory * It's the perfect crime...

  • @olddolanwasbetter9615
    @olddolanwasbetter9615 4 роки тому +1487

    "what? why was there a truck passing me if there are wooden logs here"
    **truck was the suspect**
    "OHH-"

    • @serenahart3876
      @serenahart3876 4 роки тому +2

      15:45 FD2 Reference

    • @geggilishes5286
      @geggilishes5286 4 роки тому +2

      @@serenahart3876 reference? not really a reference but good try

    • @juliasprang6003
      @juliasprang6003 3 роки тому +7

      I hate ur profile picture

    • @lynnly2406
      @lynnly2406 3 роки тому +5

      I tried wiping off your pfp thinking it’s real hair

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 роки тому

      @@lynnly2406 I see a few of us did 😠😂

  • @mjwest4968
    @mjwest4968 4 роки тому +873

    “Why is this dummy breathing ?” I get that a lot

    • @caseyv.6679
      @caseyv.6679 4 роки тому +27

      Way underrated comment lmao

    • @Marlock2199
      @Marlock2199 4 роки тому +29

      oh yeah, and "Why are there corpses in your closet!?!?!"
      and "I'm calling the police!" means I gotta add another corpse, am I right?

    • @creepy-kitty
      @creepy-kitty 4 роки тому +2

      PMA!!!!!😆

    • @seung.berry.M
      @seung.berry.M 4 роки тому +2

      @@Marlock2199 yup

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 роки тому +1

      Oof.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +879

    Lixian be like: "The next 'accident' to investigate will be yours, Mark!"

  • @sydneyevans8793
    @sydneyevans8793 3 роки тому +169

    People on the phone: "Put the victims in your vehicle to keep the warm"
    Mark: "Where do I put him? I don't know where to put him!"

  • @lollordfrozen
    @lollordfrozen 4 роки тому +325

    Important Info: Smart phones know the emergency numbers of any country and automatically dial the right one if you put in any emergency number. So if you are in a foreign country and you dont know their emergency number you can just dial any emergency number you know and it will put you through to the right one!

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT 4 роки тому +45

      wow, thats a cool piece of info i didnt know i would be learning at 5 am today

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 4 роки тому +9

      Hey nice tip!

    • @XX-jk7hx
      @XX-jk7hx 4 роки тому +11

      Yes, i've learnd that in drivin school in germany from my drivin teacher! Verry nice!

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 4 роки тому +3

      @@supernoodle704 good tips all around

    • @Michael-zf1ko
      @Michael-zf1ko 4 роки тому +11

      Also, they disregard carrier boundaries and connect to any closest cell phone tower. If you don't have cell service, call the emergency number anyway and your cellphone should be able to get through.

  • @DoctorVictoryZenith
    @DoctorVictoryZenith 4 роки тому +416

    “What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person?"
    You only carry out CPR on people who are not breathing and lack a pulse, i.e. by medical definition dead. If you don't feel a pulse or breathing, you start CPR, regardless of whether or not you think it's too late. You keep it up until either help arrives to relieve you or you tire out.

    • @KlenKarter
      @KlenKarter 4 роки тому +15

      The problem with the game, that if you have 2 people, you prioritize the less wounded and stabilize it before you do the CPR, cause if you start the CPR first, the less wounded could die, and now you have 2 dead people...... So first you should stabilize the less wounded, and than start the CPR

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 4 роки тому +10

      @Santiago Puga I'm trained in emergency first aid and I was still taught to give breaths while doing CPR. Of course, it varies depending on the persons age since children, for instance, have residual breath.

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 4 роки тому +2

      @Santiago Puga Europe. More specifically, the UK. 🤣

    • @zoe_lizy_shanawan4072
      @zoe_lizy_shanawan4072 4 роки тому +11

      @Santiago Puga I’m from the US and I was taught this past year that breaths are up to the discretion of the person giving CPR, if you are comfortable doing so then you should but you don’t have to give effective CPR

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 4 роки тому +2

      @Santiago Puga Okay? Well, again, as an emergency first aider, that's just what we do in England. No need to be passive aggressive.

  • @bowlingdude2995
    @bowlingdude2995 4 роки тому +3843

    Mark: *calls Lixian his editor*
    Lixian: “Don’t test me Mark.”

    • @c0n22
      @c0n22 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah didn't he straight up murder Lunky? I wouldn't test him.

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 4 роки тому +4

      Zactly

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 роки тому +6

      Dont test lixian.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 4 роки тому +15

      I'm sure Lixian can't do anything,
      Because Mark's not real

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 роки тому +13

      Demoted from Lixian to *E d i t o r*

  • @meshuggah921
    @meshuggah921 Рік тому +126

    30 chest compressions to the beat "staying alive", and 2 breathes.

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes!

    • @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900
      @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900 8 місяців тому

      Boosting. And according to Dr Mike, the first thing you do when someone isn’t breathing, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

    • @stupidrandomations
      @stupidrandomations 6 місяців тому +3

      True, and I think it’s funny that mark didn’t know that cpr is supposed to be performed on clinically dead patients to circulate blood that is no longer pumping and that still may have oxygen. This is done to buy time for life saving, heart restarting medications and possibly a defibrillator.

    • @ae_bae
      @ae_bae 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@stupidrandomations thats exactly what i was think, towards the beginning mark goes what if im do cpr on a dead guy and i just went isnt that the point like theyre dead and trying to keep blood flowing so they can be revived

  • @robanec
    @robanec 4 роки тому +1092

    If anyone sees this: Tips for finding unconscious person:
    Check if the person is still alive:
    -first speak, then touch (for example shoulder), then look if the person is still breathing
    when checking for breath, overstretch the neck by tilting the head back, place your ear near the mouth and nose, look towards the chest: chest movement and breath=alive, only one of the two check again or check for pulse.
    Breathing:
    -> Yes, put patient in recovery position, check vitals reguarly , call ambulance
    -> No, begin CPR, order someone to call ambulance:
    1. lay the person flat on the back on the ground, avoid soft surfaces
    2. Begin CPR by pushing on the chest where the heart is with force. Its not unsusual to break a or multible ribs. 30 pushes, at a speed of about 100 to 120 per minute (help: the beat of the song "staying alive" is perfect) Place the palm of your hand on the chest, place the other hand on top, push at least 2inches (~5cm) in
    3. Take a good breath and blow the air into the persons mouth or nose (you can also use something like an oxygen mask, if you have one at hand, to reduce risk of infection), while again overstretching their head, clearing their airways that way, and shutting off the other point of exit (pinch close the nose when breathing through mouth, vise versa) (2x)
    then: repeat steps 2 and 3 until ambulance arrives, dont be afraid to ask someone if they can relieve you if you get tired out or feel dizzy
    Please like so that more people can save lives
    (!!!EDIT: please bear in mind that you shouldn't just move around the neck or body of a person that just was in an accident, if they're traumas or a broken spine you could kill or paralyze the person you are trying to help!!!)

    • @robanec
      @robanec 4 роки тому +120

      @Sheep Man not that nerdy actually, in my country mandatory to know if you want to get a driver's license :)

    • @snortiblog
      @snortiblog 4 роки тому +73

      My only concern is that because this is a car accident, the likelihood of either a broken neck or other severe neck injury is somewhat high, so care must be taken in moving them, so if possible avoid the twisting or turning as to avoid aggravation of the injury. (Or alternatively, don’t touch them at all and wait for paramedics to arrive). All of this is covered under the DRS ABCD (acronym, you should look it up) if you wish to remember it easily.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 4 роки тому +40

      @@snortiblog that is true! That's also why I find this game a bit dangerous, with all the "oh just move the here and there a lil bit". I will edit a warning in

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 4 роки тому +34

      for those who are wondering, the recovery position is the person lying down on his side, preferably with something confertable on his head, like a pillow or some other sort of cloth.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 4 роки тому +30

      @@paulborisiv519 Person laying on the side, the arm and leg side he is laying on:
      -Leg outstretched, arm 90° away from body, elbow also 90° turned, so that the hand is laying infront of the face
      Side that is "up":
      - leg slightly bend to the front, knee also slightly bend back, so that the knee is a resting point, hand from the "up" side tucked under the cheek.
      !!!Important notes:
      slight overstretching of the head two assure free airways, mouth should be opened for maximum air intake and if the person throws up, that everything flows out and he doesn't choke on it
      (Or Google it, honestly)

  • @Freedavies
    @Freedavies 4 роки тому +7710

    Lixian is not just an “editor”.

  • @nebvbn4504
    @nebvbn4504 4 роки тому +162

    I actually really like what this game teaches to be honest. To take precaution with vehicles, understand that they're not safe, and the consequences of any car accident has on everyone, not just the individuals within the accident itself. And all of it is taught in an intuitive way. Very well done.
    Edit: As mentioned in a reply, don't use this game or a random article on the internet as basis for first aid. Get it from a legitimate source (I.e. basic training courses are taught everywhere) if you really want to help someone.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 роки тому +7

      And the first aid and CPR stuff is accurate and educational

    • @IamtheResistance4228
      @IamtheResistance4228 4 роки тому +9

      Someone is going to try the things they "learned" in this game and kill someone. Like shaking a victim as a first responder, you have no idea if they have spin or neck injury and shaking them if they do could kill them, as could grabbing their head and lifting it when there is a strong possibility of a spine or neck injury like there would be in a car crash scenario, you would have to try other things like looking to see if the chest is rising and falling, or getting close enough to hear. Also if someone has been impaled by something, the VERY LAST THING you should do is PUT PRESSURE ON IT!!!!! In the field the best you can or SHOULD do with an implement is to get some kind of clean cloth and tape if you have it and then to secure it however possible to keep it stable, if you put PRESSURE on a stick that is just shy of someone's lung....... I just cant with this 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 4 роки тому +5

      @@IamtheResistance4228 You have some excellent points, obviously a person shouldn't use the "training" recieved from random forums and games to educate you on proper medical procedures. Get it from legitimate sources if you truly want to help if you encounter an accident.
      After all, it *is* the internet.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah sorry I didn't mean that people should try it, I just thought it was cool that like the CPR was the right tempo and things like that.

  • @jawes_music
    @jawes_music 3 роки тому +47

    Mark: How do I know that I'm not doing cpr on a dead guy?
    Well, that's the point of cpr

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 4 роки тому +608

    Imagine being in a car crash and you’re woken up by Markiplier going
    “Sir can you hear me? Sir! Can you hear me?”

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 4 роки тому +36

      We're doomed.

    • @cryptid4351
      @cryptid4351 4 роки тому +16

      It wouldn’t work cause then I would die

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 4 роки тому +5

      My Savior!

    • @mitsuruchan1480
      @mitsuruchan1480 4 роки тому +18

      Imagine him going "hey you you're finally awake"

    • @SaintDamain
      @SaintDamain 4 роки тому +20

      I’d be like “....wh... where.... where’s the blacksmith?...”

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +1685

    Mark: “Hey editor it’s you!”
    Lixian: “Okay fellow UA-camr”

  • @caitlintwitty2223
    @caitlintwitty2223 4 роки тому +603

    Mark: "We got Mark, Amy, Editor"
    Me: Don't forget Dummy

    • @VictorythroughUnity59
      @VictorythroughUnity59 4 роки тому +42

      This game was intentionally created to freakout/scare Markiplier, it's all here.
      Himself, people from his life, and most damning... MANIKINS!!!

    • @Anti_Matter-qz1il
      @Anti_Matter-qz1il 4 роки тому +14

      This game is a horror game just for mark to play
      I also have a fear of dammed MANEQUINS

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 4 роки тому +1

      Why would you be in the game

    • @caitlintwitty2223
      @caitlintwitty2223 4 роки тому +1

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard I was actually thinking eef, but ya know, I’m more of a dummy than he is 😂

  • @blasianboi8212
    @blasianboi8212 4 роки тому +50

    After being recently CPR certified, this is surprisingly accurate

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 4 роки тому +541

    "Put the victim in your car."
    "WHERE DO I PUT HIM?!"

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 4 роки тому +5

      Instructions are wasted on Mark.

  • @Chikie9952
    @Chikie9952 4 роки тому +2515

    As someone who’s studying Forensics I love how Mark was trying to analyze that first scene XDDD

    • @PatrickJoshua
      @PatrickJoshua 4 роки тому +37

      What are the notable stuff? Cause I would also behave the same way if placed in that situation haha

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 4 роки тому +28

      OOH how is it in forensics cause I’ve always had a fascination with it

    • @Chikie9952
      @Chikie9952 4 роки тому +82

      @@guppykid3535 at times it can be super super interesting and fun, but frustrating other times! XDD if doing an investigation you have to look for every detail, it has to be very very thorough or you could miss something important! And not to mention there are different branches and pathways in forensics! Overall though, I love this field because it’s always a challenge and you never know what you might find!

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 4 роки тому +17

      I have a natural interest in crime stuff. Not just the semi real TV shows, but documentaries and everything too. It's actually very interesting how progress is made and all

    • @caffeinebee
      @caffeinebee 4 роки тому +9

      @@Chikie9952 I'm currently studying forensic lab science! (I may switch my major to forensic anthropology, though... Haven't decided yet lmao)

  • @bon3734
    @bon3734 4 роки тому +1365

    “Just admit it- why’d you kill that man?”
    *flashbacks to 28 stab wounds meme*

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 4 роки тому +27

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @StnkyDinky
      @StnkyDinky 4 роки тому +13

      *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

    • @5ome5tranger
      @5ome5tranger 4 роки тому +10

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @HadesTheMisfit
      @HadesTheMisfit 4 роки тому +8

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @tvman2563
      @tvman2563 4 роки тому

      N O S T A B W O U N D S

  • @lachlanmaddog1531
    @lachlanmaddog1531 3 роки тому +22

    Mark: we’re investigating accidents
    Me: I would rather that you don’t investigate me

  • @F4TA1_3RR0R
    @F4TA1_3RR0R 4 роки тому +1638

    Therapist: “Troll face Mark doesn’t exist. Troll face Mark can’t hurt you.”
    Troll face Mark: 0:50

  • @KiyanPocket
    @KiyanPocket 4 роки тому +2282

    This game literally has “Editor” as Lixian, and then have Amy, and Mark as the other names.
    You can’t tell me this is a coincidence at this point. That’s just straight up cool and creepy at the same time.

    • @ClosetDemon
      @ClosetDemon 4 роки тому +206

      maybe the game dev is a mark fan??

    • @angellowy
      @angellowy 4 роки тому +74

      @@gayjayy or Eef or Tyler lol

    • @levisamjuno
      @levisamjuno 4 роки тому +140

      Wait til you find out "Vadim" is Russian for "Wade".

    • @miss_chrissy
      @miss_chrissy 4 роки тому +9

      @@thattheessaycardoyouwantto4896 what?

    • @amberator3456
      @amberator3456 4 роки тому +1

      @@ClosetDemon what are you talking about

  • @user-mi5gg2dy9b
    @user-mi5gg2dy9b 4 роки тому +477

    I can’t imagine how Mark’s steam library looks like at this point

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 3 роки тому +61

    I wish Mark would play more of this game. This is actually entertaining (as most of his videos are)

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 4 роки тому +488

    Mark: “Today we are accident investigators. How wouldn’t like that simulation.”
    Me: *remembers Mark’s broke nose*

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 4 роки тому +1

      Nobody asked @ì

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 4 роки тому +4

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no, sir

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 роки тому +1

      Gosh it makes me miss [REDACTED] more...

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 4 роки тому

      @@foliumviride2547 memento mori

  • @Noo6995
    @Noo6995 4 роки тому +394

    I love how detailed this game is. I wouldn’t mind seeing more tbh.

    • @7hird3ye
      @7hird3ye 4 роки тому +11

      I agree! It actually shows a lot of details on how to resuscitate a victim. Really liked that.

    • @hideogayjima5699
      @hideogayjima5699 4 роки тому +1

      What are you a tsundere?
      Just say ya want more

    • @jackal292
      @jackal292 4 роки тому +6

      You can play it yourself, just head outside and lay some nails on the rosd

    • @BigDSizl20
      @BigDSizl20 4 роки тому +5

      @@jackal292 well that was mighty dark

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 4 роки тому +1

      @@7hird3ye i mean while i liked it too it... isnt really showing you how to do much of anything if you want to learn that just go take a cheap 10-20 dollar cpr class some jobs might even pay to have you learn it

  • @Lukaseking
    @Lukaseking 4 роки тому +260

    Moral of the story: Don't ever call Lixian "editor"
    Because an "accident" might happen...

    • @XenSolation.
      @XenSolation. 4 роки тому +4

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no one cares

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 4 роки тому +5

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB You're the accident

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 4 роки тому +2

      Okay, the bot is gone, but I was looking at the replys like "why are your calling this man an accident"

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 4 роки тому

      @@devyl3057 yes

    • @gforce_101
      @gforce_101 4 роки тому

      Me -looks at replies-
      Me: what happened-

  • @bipitybopity7002
    @bipitybopity7002 3 роки тому +18

    As someone who got a certificate in first aid, watching Mark play a tutorial on how to perform cpr is both hilarious and infuriating

    • @neverg0nnag1vey0uup
      @neverg0nnag1vey0uup 3 роки тому +1

      As an european highschooler with lessons on safety it is no diffeent to me

  • @alisonanddanlindsey
    @alisonanddanlindsey 4 роки тому +569

    Mark: "Lixian you've been demoted to 'editor' again."
    Lixian: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 4 роки тому +181

    Game: **has mark, Amy and lixian's name in it**
    Markiplier: *"And That's The Story Of My Life..."*

  • @wingedlynx2584
    @wingedlynx2584 4 роки тому +261

    I read ‘Car Accident’ in the title and was overwhelmed with panic before I finished the third word lol

    • @Palomar23
      @Palomar23 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah I sometimes I just pray that he doesn’t break his god damn nose again lol

    • @meatsicles368
      @meatsicles368 4 роки тому +1

      @@Palomar23 PFF-

    • @Paper_Flowers
      @Paper_Flowers 4 роки тому +1

      Same that stressed me out for a second there

    • @Aran-ps3te
      @Aran-ps3te 4 роки тому

      When I first look at this it looks like someone broke mark neck

    • @dr.bubbles
      @dr.bubbles 4 роки тому

      Oh really i just saw "car" and clicked right away.

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 4 роки тому +41

    I never thought I would dislike a simulator game for being "too real" .

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 4 роки тому +481

    Mark: "Hi everybody my name is Markiplier."
    Me: Who are you and what have you done with Mark?

  • @GooseWithAPassport
    @GooseWithAPassport 4 роки тому +254

    no one:
    Lixian after being called editior: *"Heres what i call a pro gamer move"*

  • @putyouonrapz
    @putyouonrapz 4 роки тому +344

    Meanwhile In a alternate universe:
    Lixian : “Markiplier could you edit that out so it flows.”

  • @Songmorning
    @Songmorning Місяць тому +4

    "iS tHe ScEnE sAfE?!"
    *sprints into the middle of a busy highway*

  • @ZatannaZataraGrayson
    @ZatannaZataraGrayson 4 роки тому +82

    Mark: What if I'm doing CPR on a dead guy?
    They aren't dead until the medical examiner, doctor, or coroner pronounces them dead with cause and manner of death. Assume the person is alive unless they're confirmed otherwise; it not only could save the person but also helps keep you mentally in check if you're not defeatist when you arrive on the scene. There's a limited window of time you have to restart the heart's rhythm before the person suffers permanent brain damage and potentially death. You perform CPR until the person has steady breathing and/or steady pulse or EMS arrives and takes over.
    It would be nice if the game taught you how an AED is set up and how it works (it sends an electrical pulse to the heart to help regulate rhythm, though you'd have to establish a pulse first, an AED can't help someone with no heartbeat) but then again not everyone has one of those in the back of their vehicle and publically available AEDs are usually in more urban areas, not in countrysides as seen so far in this game.

    • @TRoss240
      @TRoss240 4 роки тому +4

      Lol, “how to use an AED”. Push the on button, listen to it, do what it says.
      Congratulations, you’re now trained on AED use. Try not to shock your partner.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 4 роки тому +5

      True. Such as, if you're doing chest compressions properly, there is a high likelihood you'll break a rib. That's okay!

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK 4 роки тому

      Literally every EMS worker's nightmare.

    • @WolfGirl_MakuGaming
      @WolfGirl_MakuGaming 4 роки тому

      Yah the creator should have put in some realism with the medical help in it.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 роки тому

      To be fair, it was better then 'apply medkit' and being done like you usually see.

  • @DamianSiIvers
    @DamianSiIvers 4 роки тому +539

    I imagine Mark sticking his finger in the wound.
    "Yup, that’s a wound alright"

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 4 роки тому +14

      *slides finger across the wound*
      seems he hit his head very hard

    • @Grimrose_04
      @Grimrose_04 4 роки тому +11

      Mark tasting the blood “oh, they’re bleeding”

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 4 роки тому +4

      @@Grimrose_04 "blergh, might want to cut back on the salty fries there, buddy."

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 4 роки тому

      sdfg

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 4 роки тому +1

      Saint Thomas and Jesus, reenacted, 2020

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 4 роки тому +202

    The strangest way to make a Markiplier fan game: Investigating car accidents.

    • @MissPumpkinJuice
      @MissPumpkinJuice 4 роки тому +11

      * future car accidents

    • @Void-fb5ts
      @Void-fb5ts 4 роки тому +3

      It most probably isn't a markiplier fan game, just a coincidence that theres an editor and Amy. "Mark" could just be using his PC name.

  • @nimble6019
    @nimble6019 3 роки тому +125

    Mark: “ today we are looking for accidents”
    Me: *looks In the Mirror*

    • @sydneyevans8793
      @sydneyevans8793 3 роки тому +3

      Re: Mark " today we are looking for accidents"
      I look up to see my parents nodding. "Whelp, found one!"

    • @pbl_aiden7282
      @pbl_aiden7282 3 роки тому

      XD thats a good one

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 роки тому

      [holds up a mirror to his face] got one
      (i cant remember for the life of me where i heard it but allegedly marks mom was on multiple kinds of birth control when he was conceived, this isnt a jab at him HGDSFJG)

    • @OrangeCreamSodaBarer
      @OrangeCreamSodaBarer 2 роки тому

      :')

  • @bildom
    @bildom 4 роки тому +262

    “One of these people is gonna die and I’m gonna fail everything”
    Two dead in bottom left

  • @-U46Raven
    @-U46Raven 4 роки тому +139

    Mark: “I wonder what happens if I get hit by a car”
    *wham*
    Pizza Hut Ad: “ It’s my time to shine...”

  • @GuardianDragon6
    @GuardianDragon6 4 роки тому +238

    I love how he's adopted "skadoosh" so naturally

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 4 роки тому +14

      he's got a lot of 'oosh' words in his personal vocabulary lol

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 4 роки тому +1

      Well what did u expect
      That’s the only reason why we LIKE HIM

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 4 роки тому

      Not accually only there are a lot of reason but one ting for sure that he is the best comedian

    • @sydneyhudnall3566
      @sydneyhudnall3566 4 роки тому +1

      It's crazy how you think people can own words

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 4 роки тому +1

      @@sydneyhudnall3566 yeah if I'm not mistaken, skadoosh came from kung fu panda (or it at least popularized it)

  • @mckenziegreen2719
    @mckenziegreen2719 3 роки тому +7

    Fun fact: you shouldn’t unbuckle people in a car accident in case they have internal damage. The seatbelt could be holding all of their intestines together and you should also try not to move people cause that can also kill them :)

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому +339

    Mark: *Looks up to a sunny sky*
    Mark: “Look at the stars where is the moon?”

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 4 роки тому +7

      Guys I think the sex bot account broke.

    • @IronicallyYes
      @IronicallyYes 4 роки тому +4

      @@krisymac3514 oMG! ReSpeKt wHaLEMeN!

    • @thegoodhunter3707
      @thegoodhunter3707 4 роки тому +1

      I mean technically the sun is a star

    • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
      @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому

      @@krisymac3514 Victory!

    • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
      @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 роки тому

      @@IronicallyYes We should respect both whalemen and whalewomen lol

  • @StillThatOneFluffyHusky
    @StillThatOneFluffyHusky 4 роки тому +571

    "Lemme check your wound"
    "Oh that's a wound alright"
    -Dr.Darkiplier 2021

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 4 роки тому +948

    Markiplier when "gently shaking" the victim's shoulder: YOU CLOSE!?

    • @gabbykabins4333
      @gabbykabins4333 3 роки тому +9

      OhmygodIcan’tbreathe 😂😂😂😂

    • @Inalis_Ps
      @Inalis_Ps 3 роки тому +5

      **softly** ye close?

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 3 роки тому +11

      i was not mentally, emotionally or physically prepared for this comment

    • @SiaInHell
      @SiaInHell 3 роки тому +2

      ohgod the flashbacks

    • @jellybeans570
      @jellybeans570 2 роки тому +2

      This made me start choking on my food :')

  • @theblackwidower
    @theblackwidower Місяць тому +1

    6:45 "What if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy."
    Well, strictly speaking, that's exactly who you're doing CPR on. You're trying to resuscitate them because their heart stopped, which strictly speaking means they're dead. I actually saw that happen not too long ago, I was between homes so I had to spend the night at a shelter, and this one old guy had collapsed. I saw the EMS had a special machine to do CPR on him in an attempt to revive him as he was wheeled out the door. But the next day I found out he was already dead by that point.

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 4 роки тому +115

    Mark: Editor-
    Lixian: *And i took that personally*

    • @frozetti434
      @frozetti434 4 роки тому

      This is the best one so far

  • @idknox
    @idknox 4 роки тому +416

    Dummies: *breathing*
    Mark and his fear of mannequins: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 4 роки тому +4

      He may have gotten over it, I think there was a Unnus Annus video where mark got over his fear, Or maybe on this channel? It was getting his fear of the ocean but maybe the mannequin is his second fear?

    • @jchlagg-zero
      @jchlagg-zero 2 роки тому +2

      @@NoNameO7 that fear was the Ocean ^^

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 2 роки тому +2

      @@jchlagg-zero Thank you for bringing me back to this. When I was younger I had good memories with this youtuber.

    • @jchlagg-zero
      @jchlagg-zero 2 роки тому +2

      @@NoNameO7 ofc! I still watch him daily so I always love when I bring someone to see him again 😊♥️

  • @derpy7374
    @derpy7374 4 роки тому +285

    Mark: Hey Lixian, this looks like you
    Lixian: *anger*
    Mark: Hey Editor
    Lixian: *more anger*

    • @TheVewaxio
      @TheVewaxio 4 роки тому

      Hey Editor, this looks like you
      Lixian:

    • @ATLA5OUNDS
      @ATLA5OUNDS 4 роки тому

      I hate people like you I watched the video I know what happens

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 4 роки тому

      Isn't it crazy how we all watched the same fucking video?

    • @mariahtruitt7915
      @mariahtruitt7915 4 роки тому

      ^ jesus christ someone pissed you guys’ cheerios or something

  • @andrewnewsome5319
    @andrewnewsome5319 3 роки тому +12

    “What if I’m just doin CPR on a dead guy”
    Isn’t that the point mark?

  • @BethanyEsda
    @BethanyEsda 4 роки тому +114

    Mark: What if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy
    Me a nurse: Who's gonna tell him

    • @Bram_Duin
      @Bram_Duin 4 роки тому

      ?

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 4 роки тому +6

      i mean, Depends on the definition of "Death", is death the Heart's Death, or is it the brain's? if the brain is dead, then CPR is useless, but if its only his heart that stopped then CPR can still save his life, the only way to check if the brain is dead, is to check for Visible Brain Matter, but that only happens if the person...you know....has a hole in his skull, at that point its pretty damn obvious he's a goner.

    • @lyndiwilson2334
      @lyndiwilson2334 4 роки тому +13

      Me as a nurse also: you dont do CPR on someone who has a heartbeat. Making them not dead is kind of the point lol

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 4 роки тому +2

      I think he meant what if you do it to someone who can’t be helped by CPR and you’re too late but don’t know it

    • @maybeeton
      @maybeeton 4 роки тому +8

      @@paulborisiv519 You are always suppose to do CPR regardless if it is brain or heart death. You don't know which it is. So you do it until a doctor says they are dead and you can stop. It doesn't matter if you personally thinks it is too late, you always do CPR in those situations until you are told to stop.

  • @timtams_6
    @timtams_6 4 роки тому +279

    "He ran his hands through his hair"
    Ah yes, the normal way to kill someone

  • @slammingbrutality7349
    @slammingbrutality7349 4 роки тому +1459

    Mark, Amy, and “Editor”
    Like seriously is this just a coincidence that their names are in this simulator??? 😅

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube Рік тому +6

    5:02 - FYI that's checking for breathing in three ways at once: Look, listen and feel. Lean down and place the ear just above the mouth and look down the body for the chest rising, listen for the sound of respiration and feel their exhaled breath on your ear 👍

  • @charlesbarwis476
    @charlesbarwis476 4 роки тому +536

    The game: Mark accident location
    Everyone: Yes, we know he is.

    • @rochellemcduffie4380
      @rochellemcduffie4380 4 роки тому

      is it the toilet

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 роки тому +8

      Q: Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him?
      A: The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.

    • @elchamaquitopr
      @elchamaquitopr 4 роки тому

      @@jdwmyt XD

    • @yeet5629
      @yeet5629 4 роки тому

      DaMn

    • @III1IlIIlIllIl
      @III1IlIIlIllIl 4 роки тому +1

      My dad took my skateboard and said if i want it back then i need to get 1k subs..,, Fun faxt.. support is appreciated.,,

  • @DisabledJesus
    @DisabledJesus 4 роки тому +127

    Person on the phone: Protect him from the cold.
    Also the person on the phone: Lay him in the snow.

  • @jordhiaprilio5837
    @jordhiaprilio5837 4 роки тому +300

    "We got mark,amy,editor. What is happening here"
    The game called Accident for some reason

    • @nyppaah2877
      @nyppaah2877 4 роки тому +19

      oh god, it's all linked

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 4 роки тому +38

      Would be amazing if there was a mission where the player (Mark) would get in a car accident with Amy. Then as a different person you investigate their crash. Only to find out that it was in fact Lunky who caused the crash.

    • @ziyahkeil4808
      @ziyahkeil4808 4 роки тому +1

      XD

  • @darkclaw7571
    @darkclaw7571 Рік тому +2

    Game: Accident
    Tutorial begins
    Mark: Perfect crime

  • @eaonns
    @eaonns 4 роки тому +151

    Hey, so can we talk about how the first victim was “scratched up” although it looked like he was literally shot?

  • @V.KEI_
    @V.KEI_ 4 роки тому +578

    Me: *watches youtube video titled "car accident simulator"*
    UA-cam: AAAHHH YES GIVE HIM AN AD ABOUT CAR INSURANCE!!!!

    • @sleepylapis9223
      @sleepylapis9223 4 роки тому +13

      so youtube is telling us that this will happen if we dont buy car insurance, welp
      time to go get car insurance

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 4 роки тому +9

      "Always be perpared."

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ghostrecall_M to go back to school.

    • @patrickracer43
      @patrickracer43 3 роки тому +2

      UA-cam obviously knew what they were doing

    • @blitzzz_exe1596
      @blitzzz_exe1596 3 роки тому +1

      Sameee lmfaaooo

  • @CallMeNeecko
    @CallMeNeecko 4 роки тому +139

    For anyone who is not a first responder/CPR Emergency certified: this is actually pretty realistic. This is what you would do if you are in an emergency - the steps are correct, the details are correct...pretty impressive!

    • @daria8950
      @daria8950 4 роки тому +5

      Where i'm from when you are getting your driving licence beside the driving part there is a theory part ( many hours and two test at the end ) with situations/scenarios and stuff like this. I'm surprised that a lot of people have no idea of these basic stuff ( which is very sad and unfortunate ), you shouldn't have to be a medic to know them.

    • @Demonrifts
      @Demonrifts 4 роки тому +10

      Are you a first responder? I've always heard that the worst thing you can do is move somebody out of a vehicle if there isn't an extreme need (fire or so on), as that can make injuries worse if they have fractures/breaks.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 4 роки тому +2

      @@Demonrifts Well, this was also in what looked like a pretty bad snowstorm since visibility was pretty low. The hyperthermia may have been worse then the injuries.
      Although, don't they make medical blankets for scenarios like that?

    • @vetsrus31
      @vetsrus31 4 роки тому +1

      @@daria8950 true. However a majority of people will react and not think in these situations.
      I grew up next to a road notorious for fatal accidents. Been helping out on them since i was 12. Most people panic and overrides knowledge. Even with tests and the like it doesn't compare to the actual issues you will encounter when put in the situation.
      Kind of like how when a kid falls in the water, 80% will stand around, scream, and panic. And the other 10% will actually do something. Only 5% of the 10% will actually be useful and avoid possible harm.

    • @Bigbeebin
      @Bigbeebin 4 роки тому +1

      I took some EMT training courses and this is not at all what they trained us to do, we were told never to move or touch someone.

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ 3 роки тому +4

    "Gently shake the shoulder"
    *"Y O U A W A K E ? ? ?"*

  • @Mikealtman8
    @Mikealtman8 4 роки тому +186

    Imagine walking into an office and everyone is just playing with VR in their cubicles 😭😭

  • @Yaakuwu
    @Yaakuwu 4 роки тому +220

    The Unus Annus quote of the day:
    “ I don’t think this baby works” - Ethan Nestor, who unknowingly killed his baby

    • @ennardmarelys
      @ennardmarelys 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my god!!!! Your so right!!!!

    • @thegongoozler5920
      @thegongoozler5920 4 роки тому +21

      And then proceeded to swing it around by one arm until its shoulder got dislocated
      Memento mori

    • @ennardmarelys
      @ennardmarelys 4 роки тому +3

      @@thegongoozler5920 indeed. R.i.p. ethans murdered baby

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse 4 роки тому +55

    Biggest thing I learned is that everyone needs to bring around way more emergency triangles.

  • @foxlynn
    @foxlynn 2 роки тому +1

    As a highway worker who has to work in snow storms, people speeding by is scarily accurate even when they can’t see where they are going

  • @awmehgoddd
    @awmehgoddd 4 роки тому +320

    Wait... so, there's a "Mark", an "Amy," and an "Editor"
    _....so the 2 DUMMIES _*_must have been BOB AND WADE!_*

    • @definitelynotmae3117
      @definitelynotmae3117 4 роки тому +54

      *rips off dummy head” IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

    • @subtlegong2817
      @subtlegong2817 4 роки тому +36

      So Bob must have been the one in the back seat attempting to stab the driver

  • @daniellekeith9756
    @daniellekeith9756 4 роки тому +222

    Mark: calls lixian "editor"
    Lixian: so you have chosen, death

  • @jenene3072
    @jenene3072 4 роки тому +127

    normal car accident: *exists*
    mark: twas a plan for mURDER

  • @NovaZoom
    @NovaZoom 10 місяців тому +1

    I know this is three years ago, but I'm in school for EMT, and CPR is technically performed on a "dead" person. The criteria to initiate CPR is unresponsive (they don't respond to taps, noise, or pain), apneic (they are not breathing [ei no breaths are heard and no chest rises are visible]), and pulseless (for an unresponsive adult, the carotid pulse [the one on the neck] is generally palpated [felt]. For a child, the brachial [the one in the elbow crease] is palpated.
    People may not realize it, but the very act of CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is quite literally keeping the patient's heart beating to keep the blood flowing. That's why it is important to compress at least 2 in. and to let the chest completely recoil, it is *literally* manual heart pumping. The accurate rate is 100-120 beats per minute for an adult, but slightly faster or slightly slower can be okay (Slightly slower/faster CPR is better than no CPR!) {Edit: If CPR is done properly, it will sound like you are breaking their ribs. This is necessary, so don't be alarmed!! I was taught that it isn't the actual ribs breaking, but rather the cartilage that holds the ribs to the sternum!}
    In the past, people have also done mouth to mouth as apart of CPR, but this isn't proven to help, as far as I know. So if you come across someone who seems to be unconscious, call for an ambulance (duh!) but don't be worried about rescue breaths. Compression-only CPR is good until the medics arrive!!
    Also, if an AED (automated external defibrillator) is nearby, get it/have someone get it! An AED will be able to detect a dysrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm) and may be able to shock it back into a normal rhythm. An AED is extremely easy to use, and generally will have vocal instructions. Make sure not to touch the patient AT ALL when it's accessing or shocking, and don't be alarmed if the AED doesn't advise a shock. Only certain dysrhythmias are shockable, so if the AED says no shock advised, just continue with CPR. Some AEDs even have a rhythm for CPR when its not accessing/shocking!