Streamer Life Simulator

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @andresparodi9120
    @andresparodi9120 3 роки тому +3698

    Mark: “This isn’t just a streamer simulator it’s a life simulator.”
    Name of the game: Streamer Life Simulator

    • @mannr8527
      @mannr8527 3 роки тому +24

      LMAAOO

    • @testingman1a797
      @testingman1a797 3 роки тому +13

      me: LAMP OIL. ROPES? BOMBS?
      U WANT IT ?!?!? It all yourrs, my friend
      As long you have enough rubyes

    • @cathygoodman1790
      @cathygoodman1790 3 роки тому +2

      r/wooooooooooooosh

    • @joegaddy2030
      @joegaddy2030 3 роки тому +46

      @@cathygoodman1790 Nothing in this person's comment implies that they missed the joke.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 роки тому +2

      Touche. You win this round Mr reader.

  • @mackenzieevans9467
    @mackenzieevans9467 3 роки тому +1694

    I love how mark is fully invested in the stream that can’t hear him and yet talks like he can

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +64

      He’ll take any and all opportunities to sing the preaches of Bone Broth. XD

    • @stupidshiba
      @stupidshiba 3 роки тому +60

      I mean, his real job IS to talk to no one in a room

    • @sleepyweeb5353
      @sleepyweeb5353 3 роки тому +6

      @@stupidshiba Lol

  • @cryptling8825
    @cryptling8825 3 роки тому +18209

    The biggest tragedy, not the fact that he doesn't have a bathroom, nor the fact that he lives in the slums, but the fact that he has no mousepad.

    • @Juan-tx6tu
      @Juan-tx6tu 3 роки тому +87

      You got bombarded by bots lol

    • @thatguy3000
      @thatguy3000 3 роки тому +138

      @@Juan-tx6tu They gone now.

    • @ThePlaylistTDL
      @ThePlaylistTDL 3 роки тому +114

      can't afford a bathroom, let alone a mousepad

    • @gw5479
      @gw5479 3 роки тому +82

      Even bigger is that this game cost $20 wtf

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys 3 роки тому +21

      @@gw5479 wait what

  • @gingaillust_
    @gingaillust_ Рік тому +4349

    In alternate universe, Markiplier is a toxic streamer who thrives on drama and clam soup

    • @the_maniac_jjpg
      @the_maniac_jjpg Рік тому +8

      😅😂😂

    • @keiferplayz1286
      @keiferplayz1286 Рік тому +86

      Isn’t that just darkiplier?

    • @the_maniac_jjpg
      @the_maniac_jjpg Рік тому +15

      @@keiferplayz1286 I’m all for nostalgia bait, if done right

    • @maidberry5129
      @maidberry5129 Рік тому +12

      literally the plot of needy streamer overload

    • @annisamisa3770
      @annisamisa3770 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@keiferplayz1286Nah, it would be Actor Mark

  • @richarparker8478
    @richarparker8478 3 роки тому +742

    "We all love me" is the most Mark Fishbach sentence ever

    • @MidoriDragon
      @MidoriDragon 3 роки тому +7

      It really is...

    • @jonf.i-k729
      @jonf.i-k729 3 роки тому +5

      Self appreciation is good once in a while. A Mark Fishbach move is self appreciation all the time. Round the clock. 24/7, 365 days a year.

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 3 роки тому +3

      @@jonf.i-k729 i mean when you're such a kind, amazing person it's only natural that you'd compliment yourself every second of the day

  • @AutieMedia
    @AutieMedia 3 роки тому +6011

    The only thing that feels more relatable than the grind in this game: the process of how Mark got addicted to this game

  • @Tongys
    @Tongys 3 роки тому +763

    Mark being confused why he is genuinely enjoying this game is like me confused why i wish there was endless hours of him playing this to see the journey

  • @juliusvillapando1676
    @juliusvillapando1676 2 роки тому +5359

    14:46 "That's so much money for gas" mark predicts the future confirmed.

  • @jencaso
    @jencaso 3 роки тому +1524

    "I'm done with this game"
    **11 minutes left**

  • @nastropan
    @nastropan 3 роки тому +3366

    Sean: Nostalgia Week
    Felix: Gaming Week
    Mark: Simulator Week

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 роки тому +9243

    I actually wanna see this game as a series, but Mark is probably going to play another simulation game next time

    • @Sonic_Zeph
      @Sonic_Zeph 3 роки тому +344

      I agree. Would make a good series and he already really likes it

    • @joey7816
      @joey7816 3 роки тому +191

      I so agree this is legitimate fun to watch

    • @robertmilchis5955
      @robertmilchis5955 3 роки тому +79

      maybe he got so addicted to this he'll play it forever

    • @dt4023
      @dt4023 3 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @BoopsNstuff
      @BoopsNstuff 3 роки тому +13

      Same!!

  • @jasperD33
    @jasperD33 2 роки тому +5117

    Mark: “Delivering pizza is for bitches”
    Me, a pizza delivery driver: damn right it is

    • @FilbieTron
      @FilbieTron 2 роки тому +82

      That’s a very Philip J Fry thing to say haha

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 2 роки тому +97

      “Send your weakest delivery boy.”

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 2 роки тому +70

      "Damn right it is"
      * starts crying *

    • @BuddyS95
      @BuddyS95 Рік тому +16

      As a Pizza Hut driver I couldn't agree more. Lmao

    • @RealForensicTV
      @RealForensicTV Рік тому +18

      @@BuddyS95 it must be hard to not eat all those pizzas i wouldnt last a day

  • @milesupshur9614
    @milesupshur9614 3 роки тому +5136

    Breaking news: Latest up and coming streamer, Markiplier, dies in a horrible car crash after hitting a bush. Nearby trees confirm his final words were "How bout' I just go straight there-- uh oh."

    • @keeryeltetty2901
      @keeryeltetty2901 3 роки тому +44

      Uh oh

    • @Trikotomy
      @Trikotomy 3 роки тому +26

      This is Red Dead Redemption all over again

    • @hannahreeve4507
      @hannahreeve4507 3 роки тому +93

      Inspectors, on the scene, say that from evidence, he was carrying his bed, in his hand, during the accident.

    • @NotMySelfAtAll
      @NotMySelfAtAll 3 роки тому +37

      Thankfully the bush wasnt hurt

    • @djailsonfelipe84
      @djailsonfelipe84 3 роки тому +5

      That's how the Black Mirror episode would end.

  • @mysticanimation22
    @mysticanimation22 3 роки тому +14420

    Playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer. Where's the simulator that plays a simulation of your simulator.

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 3 роки тому +302

      Soon enough, he'll be playing a game on his computer which is also playing a game on his computer where they play a game on their computer where they play a game on their computer that also plays a game on the computer where they play a streamer simulator game that also plays a game about car accidents.

    • @kaytie_art
      @kaytie_art 3 роки тому +112

      And all of this is playing on our own devices

    • @strange2970
      @strange2970 3 роки тому +53

      You can play the sims on the sims

    • @user-zt6yp9wk5h
      @user-zt6yp9wk5h 3 роки тому +15

      I almost understood what you just said 💀😂

    • @TrayTerra
      @TrayTerra 3 роки тому +20

      He played a VR game with this kind of thing going on. His VR into a simulation that had a vr headset with loads of other sims within the sim he was playing and omg I’ve gone cross eyed.

  • @Fahad-gl2qu
    @Fahad-gl2qu 3 роки тому +14598

    I unironically want a whole series of Mark playing this game

  • @someinternetguyiguess5068
    @someinternetguyiguess5068 2 роки тому +527

    That one car crash saved Mark a year of his life.

  • @Yamikani
    @Yamikani 3 роки тому +740

    popular streamer Markiplier found dead in a car accident. Some say it was because he was driving straight threw the woods but others claim it was because he was carrying a whole bed while driving

  • @justfate5912
    @justfate5912 3 роки тому +799

    Is no one going to talk about how he placed his set-up on what is supposed to be the bathroom? While his toilet and bathtub is on his living room/dining room/kitchen area? Lmao love you mark

    • @lazytime3126
      @lazytime3126 3 роки тому +22

      nah, it's pretty normal

    • @StriderVM
      @StriderVM 3 роки тому +45

      It's probably a side effect of being a streamer/youtuber. Small rooms are easier to setup lighting and soundproofing.
      Still wierd to put the bathroom appliances in the living room though.

    • @neon1867
      @neon1867 3 роки тому +4

      well he wanted his toilet and tub near the window

    • @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 3 роки тому

      nice xD xD

    • @kimikothetanuki314
      @kimikothetanuki314 3 роки тому +1

      Isn't as bad as RTGame putting the toilet in the same room as the gaming setup so that all viewers will see him go

  • @Carter_Skull
    @Carter_Skull 3 роки тому +1594

    Hey mark, we’ve all discussed this... we’re gonna go ahead and need multiple videos of this. Thanks

  • @yourwolfmg5874
    @yourwolfmg5874 Рік тому +807

    Markiplier: Increasing arm size, stomach size, breast size.
    Also Markiplier: *clicks height* Hm, let's not go there

  • @nitromiyazaki
    @nitromiyazaki 3 роки тому +1632

    Mark, 1 month later: “What’s up everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to our first stream!”

    • @cobicu
      @cobicu 3 роки тому +39

      he already streams a lot on twitch

    • @Darth_Tater69
      @Darth_Tater69 3 роки тому +18

      @@cobicu thank you captain obvious

    • @cobicu
      @cobicu 3 роки тому +27

      @@Darth_Tater69 did it seem like im specifically telling you? theres usually around 22k viewers on his twitch and his videos have over 2 million views most of the time so most people probably dont know about it if you have a brain to know that

    • @nitromiyazaki
      @nitromiyazaki 3 роки тому +10

      @UwU Echo Lol, I just forgot. :P
      I only ever watch Mark on UA-cam and it completely slipped my mind that he also does Twitch. Also didn't help that everything he said in this video seemed ambiguous to that fact.

    • @Darth_Tater69
      @Darth_Tater69 3 роки тому +5

      @@cobicu The difference isn't knowledge of its existence, it's that most people would rather watch a 50 minute video rather than watch an hours long stream.

  • @infuriated5893
    @infuriated5893 3 роки тому +1096

    “Grand Theft Depression: Post-Apocalypse Edition” looks great!

    • @lillypea
      @lillypea 3 роки тому +8

      LMFAO PLSSS

    • @Han-me5gg
      @Han-me5gg 3 роки тому +8

      When that comes out before gta 6 does.

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 роки тому +1

      Lol yeah pretty much

  • @emmasullivan2274
    @emmasullivan2274 3 роки тому +591

    mark: “i’m done”
    me: sees ten minutes left in the video
    me: *oh no*

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 роки тому +406

    This episode got way more existential than I expected. I feel like me and Mark went through some shit here. Like; what are we ALL doing?

  • @marcus_gideon
    @marcus_gideon 3 роки тому +395

    Mark: "How about I just go straight there."
    *immediate regret*

  • @CAM98765
    @CAM98765 3 роки тому +671

    i could see the anger in marks eyes when they put the “welcome to the game” reference when he got hacked

    • @Gamestararena
      @Gamestararena 3 роки тому +2

      My dad said if i hit 10k subs before the end of this month I’ll get a new pc. Help guys I’m so close🥺🥺,’n

    • @HarlequinHeart16
      @HarlequinHeart16 3 роки тому +21

      God the flashbacks 😂

    • @alucardo2961
      @alucardo2961 3 роки тому +42

      @@Gamestararena Did he tell you after picking you up from the circus 🤡

    • @mattfromwiisports2797
      @mattfromwiisports2797 3 роки тому +3

      Wait what happened

    • @missxfaith
      @missxfaith 3 роки тому

      Yeah I noticed that too 😂😂

  • @cobanerdanny456
    @cobanerdanny456 3 роки тому +1779

    Mark: “I’m cutting it here”
    Me: *Sees theres 10 mins left
    “I suspect cap”

    • @cookiecat1842
      @cookiecat1842 3 роки тому +11

      Lmao I was like nope not finished yet

    • @halleyscomett
      @halleyscomett 3 роки тому +4

      I was like that yesterday when I watched it the first time lol

    • @R4GiNGPSYCHO--
      @R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 3 роки тому +7

      @@cookiecat1842 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

    • @R4GiNGPSYCHO--
      @R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 3 роки тому +3

      @@halleyscomett flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

    • @sebe6962
      @sebe6962 3 роки тому +1

      Also him wearing the bleach tie dye shirt

  • @SabiChan8
    @SabiChan8 2 роки тому +295

    The ending with him crashing his new $11,000 car was priceless!

  • @kevincornell2811
    @kevincornell2811 3 роки тому +717

    Game: *looks terrible*
    Mark: This game is gonna suck
    Game:*incredibly fun gameplay and relatable content*
    Mark: This is my favorite game now

  • @MattWyndham
    @MattWyndham 3 роки тому +901

    Mark: *Plays whole game without buying any clothes for his streamer*
    Also Mark: Oh this is lovely. Oh this is delightful

    • @Jay-is6jt
      @Jay-is6jt 3 роки тому +9

      to be fair hes never been one for character customization

    • @koarta7324
      @koarta7324 3 роки тому

      Just like real life /joke

  • @potatolicker2843
    @potatolicker2843 3 роки тому +1143

    Mark: “Alright guys, I’m cutting myself off”
    Me, who has seen that there’s 11 minutes left in the video: yea sure you are

  • @PocoMuses
    @PocoMuses 2 роки тому +789

    “That’s so much money for gas!”
    *that did not age quite so well*

  • @remmymorales7569
    @remmymorales7569 3 роки тому +2267

    The funniest part is that there's a tow truck he could call from his phone to get his car unstuck and overturned.

    • @nothuman3786
      @nothuman3786 3 роки тому +31

      Exactly

    • @beeclan50
      @beeclan50 3 роки тому +4

      Does he know that though

    • @frenchfry5893
      @frenchfry5893 3 роки тому +82

      And the reason he wasn’t getting views is because he had 600 percent streaming toxicity lol

    • @infinitygamecosmic9171
      @infinitygamecosmic9171 3 роки тому +12

      mark reading this :🤦‍♂️

    • @nothuman3786
      @nothuman3786 3 роки тому +23

      Welp the sad thing is he probably won't be playing the game ever again.

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 3 роки тому +7907

    *starts stream* _"what is up, my guys?!"_
    that's not your intro.

    • @Tinybudgetfilms
      @Tinybudgetfilms 3 роки тому +58

      Lmao he has no intro

    • @Tinybudgetfilms
      @Tinybudgetfilms 3 роки тому +28

      @Shelby Taulbee 😂😂😂

    • @Mistyshade3
      @Mistyshade3 3 роки тому +143

      What’s is up my guys it’s SYYYKUUUNOO HERE

    • @margegarland7635
      @margegarland7635 3 роки тому +50

      @@Tinybudgetfilms yes he does he says hi I'm markiplier and then explains what he's going to do in the video.

    • @martinezfamily005
      @martinezfamily005 3 роки тому +46

      @@margegarland7635 i think they mean whenever mark streams, dude has no intro usually lol

  • @moonbeamyall
    @moonbeamyall 3 роки тому +691

    This game is a whole package. Even it has car accident simulator in it.

    • @hp8121
      @hp8121 3 роки тому +2

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ What the fu-

    • @andreiadora1267
      @andreiadora1267 3 роки тому

      have you seen the android version of this game

    • @hp8121
      @hp8121 3 роки тому

      @@andreiadora1267 yep it crashes a lot and I'm stuck at the loading screen

    • @YoriShark
      @YoriShark 3 роки тому

      take my like and leave

  • @ToatsNotAnNPC
    @ToatsNotAnNPC 2 роки тому +243

    Mark contemplating his life decisions at the end was hilarious

  • @howler2158
    @howler2158 3 роки тому +309

    35 minutes in
    Mark: "I'm done!"
    46 minute video: "You have yet to finish me Mark."

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer 3 роки тому +5953

    "Ignore the 160% toxicity", ah, like a true streamer.

    • @KlausiboyZ
      @KlausiboyZ 3 роки тому +233

      The best part is, it keeps growing. So far it's 1400%

    • @jrqolx
      @jrqolx 3 роки тому +14

      tf

    • @ikelldagay1801
      @ikelldagay1801 3 роки тому +44

      Impossible, it's level... it's over 9000!

    • @버섯예쁜
      @버섯예쁜 3 роки тому +1

      @@jrqolx ?

    • @ryanschulte475
      @ryanschulte475 2 роки тому +10

      Later it gets to like 1400 percent.

  • @Frogeley
    @Frogeley 3 роки тому +1269

    Markiplier when I’m alone: educational game about saving people in car accidents.
    Markiplier when my parents walk behind me: *ZornHub*

  • @phoenixbennett3427
    @phoenixbennett3427 Рік тому +57

    Chilla’s art hearing mark say “this could very easily turn into a horror game” 🤔

  • @dinab.9644
    @dinab.9644 3 роки тому +680

    Mark hits a person with a car:
    "oh that was a bumpy curb"

  • @Adam-do3xb
    @Adam-do3xb 3 роки тому +10935

    in a parallel universe: Markiplier the streamer plays UA-cam simulator

    • @bazilea3761
      @bazilea3761 3 роки тому +159

      so glad i found this comment i was legit just thinking about this XD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +11

      GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear adam

    • @Adam-do3xb
      @Adam-do3xb 3 роки тому +40

      ​@@AxxLAfriku dont be negative to yourself ur amazing and never give up

    • @benmay1294
      @benmay1294 3 роки тому +80

      @@Adam-do3xb good job having a second account

    • @aidanvannynatten2787
      @aidanvannynatten2787 3 роки тому +44

      You mean Tuber Simulator?

  • @rbirdhurst
    @rbirdhurst 3 роки тому +464

    Mark: starts outro
    Me: Sees 11 minutes left on the video
    Hm. Something doesn't add up here

    • @yourbudmanicc8665
      @yourbudmanicc8665 3 роки тому +7

      I'm 8 mins into the video so thanks for telling me the future

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 роки тому +2

      Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
      A: She couldn't control her pupils!

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 3 роки тому

      @@jdwmyt your name fits your comment perfectly. *CRINGE*

  • @gearzanimation
    @gearzanimation 2 роки тому +268

    Mark: "This game could easily turn into a horror game"
    43:17 Running through the woods to get a car, stuff scattered throughout the map, people trying to walk through his wall. The game heard you Mark. The game... Heard... You.. O__O

  • @JumboHere
    @JumboHere 3 роки тому +7233

    Mark the type guy to stream irl

  • @cilleolsen8824
    @cilleolsen8824 3 роки тому +1634

    Are we just not gonna talk about Mosi?
    You start the game waking up in his house, he shoots a gun and you just never see him again. WHAT, WHY?!

  • @heyassbut8199
    @heyassbut8199 3 роки тому +6180

    That was probably the best ending that ever could have been to this train wreck of a game, Mark's streaming days and brand new car destroyed by the tiniest sapling in all the land and left in the street for all to see lol

    • @KISS-CHEW
      @KISS-CHEW 3 роки тому +6

      Wreck*

    • @KISS-CHEW
      @KISS-CHEW 3 роки тому +2

      @@heyassbut8199 maybe just a bit.

    • @heyassbut8199
      @heyassbut8199 3 роки тому +22

      @Phyl Newbold what's embarrassing was the spelling mistake I made not the video, and also I'm not judging it I'm merely making an observation.

    • @RealBaconMan
      @RealBaconMan 3 роки тому +1

      Completely in line with his usual antics

    • @virtualvivi
      @virtualvivi 3 роки тому +2

      I like your username

  • @AnnaHasNoChill
    @AnnaHasNoChill 2 роки тому +177

    I would love to see just how many hours he's put into this game by now

  • @RRGM1028
    @RRGM1028 3 роки тому +708

    I haven’t finished this vid yet, BUT PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

    • @MTEditz
      @MTEditz 3 роки тому +23

      I second this. It can be like his raft series. Although I think he could only squeeze out like 2 more videos of this length seeing how far he progressed.

    • @TheShazMC22
      @TheShazMC22 3 роки тому +14

      Yea he needs to atleast beat the game

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 3 роки тому +7

      I agree

    • @mitchellbucher1145
      @mitchellbucher1145 3 роки тому +5

      YES!

    • @camdensvec
      @camdensvec 3 роки тому +3

      yes!

  • @megaawesomesupreme
    @megaawesomesupreme 3 роки тому +680

    Markiplier: "That's it. I'm done. I'm done."
    11 minutes of the video left: Mhmm

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY 3 роки тому +1630

    Mark: “I’m not a streamer”
    Mark’s twitch: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @neogaming285
    @neogaming285 2 роки тому +32

    30:00 I see that Mark is learning the concept of playing a game within a game, and I love how he's very fascinated by it

  • @fozzyspots
    @fozzyspots 3 роки тому +367

    "can i use your toilet" has the same energy as "where's the blacksmith"

    • @striketh2000
      @striketh2000 3 роки тому +5

      Oh my goodness that was so long ago. Good memories.

  • @emilykrey5319
    @emilykrey5319 3 роки тому +6232

    Mark: “I’m ending it here”
    Me *sees there’s ten minutes left in the video* “u-huh sure”

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 3 роки тому +26

      wow, such empty

    • @reeceisbetter
      @reeceisbetter 3 роки тому +7

      hi

    • @spaghettiopizza8686
      @spaghettiopizza8686 3 роки тому +2

      ok?

    • @choose2bekindd
      @choose2bekindd 3 роки тому +6

      “The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.”
      ‭‭2 Peter‬ ‭3:9‬ ‭NIV‬
      ROMANS 10:9-11 “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved. As Scripture says, “Anyone who believes in him will never be put to shame”
      “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭11:28‬ ‭
      “For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.””
      ‭‭Luke‬ ‭19:10‬ ‭
      God wants us to believe in His One and Only Son, Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, who died for our sins :D When we truly believe in our hearts that Jesus is the Son of God, who died for our sins so we could have eternal life with God, we are saved from the eternal fire and have eternal life in Christ Jesus!! 💖 May God bless y’all!!

    • @emilykrey5319
      @emilykrey5319 3 роки тому +52

      @@choose2bekindd do you ppl have this stuff on copy and paste or do your really spend your time typing out this message nobody wants to hear?

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 роки тому +465

    Mark: "I'm not a streamer"
    Also Mark: "I'm a well-oiled streaming machine"

  • @uzeyirmehdiyev3045
    @uzeyirmehdiyev3045 Рік тому +129

    Imagine how long he would play if his car didn’t get flipped at the end lol

  • @huh4829
    @huh4829 3 роки тому +680

    The council has spoken, we need a full series

  • @Wongleheimer
    @Wongleheimer 3 роки тому +405

    Mark: “Internet takes time?”
    Me with my crappy computer that lags with chrome, UA-cam, Twitch, etc: “yeah”

    • @uwuuuwifha7442
      @uwuuuwifha7442 3 роки тому +1

      me with 200mbs per second ''no it does not''

  • @keith_braswell
    @keith_braswell 3 роки тому +806

    “I’m cold? What does that even mean, I’m cold?”
    *I think it means you’re cold, Mark*

    • @-pogdog5214
      @-pogdog5214 3 роки тому

      Wth is up with the comments above me? ^

    • @keith_braswell
      @keith_braswell 3 роки тому

      I honestly have no idea, I just ignored them

    • @brockzayde3914
      @brockzayde3914 3 роки тому +9

      For some reason i read it in Bob's voice

    • @FirstFallSnow
      @FirstFallSnow 3 роки тому +1

      No no, that's preposterous

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 роки тому

      @@-pogdog5214 Now the comment is probably gone.

  • @thebrokencr0wn
    @thebrokencr0wn Рік тому +66

    Mark: “Why is the camera drunk?”
    Unus Annus fans: “PARTY CAM!!!”

    • @mosesagu
      @mosesagu Рік тому

      Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on...

  • @squiddyhs
    @squiddyhs 3 роки тому +880

    -Mark: "Let's get to browsing."
    -Unus Annus theme for that meme plays
    -*sadness*

    • @animegamergirl09
      @animegamergirl09 3 роки тому +33

      I literally had a flashback :(

    • @luviist4rz
      @luviist4rz 3 роки тому +21

      i literally paused and went straight to the comments

    • @adaileah
      @adaileah 3 роки тому +3

      timestamp? I missed it T-T

    • @emilyraines1885
      @emilyraines1885 3 роки тому +6

      @@adaileah its 24:57 🥲👌

    • @bajac22
      @bajac22 3 роки тому +2

      @@adaileah 24:47 😎

  • @wizrad2099
    @wizrad2099 3 роки тому +904

    "This game is like a small pool, but it is so deep."
    Is he...describing a well?

  • @arycastillo3294
    @arycastillo3294 3 роки тому +576

    Mark: “...sometimes you just gotta get to browsing”
    Lixian: perfect time for the Unus Annus “Let’s get to cooking” music 😎

    • @hydra331
      @hydra331 3 роки тому +19

      Me:cries

    • @qrow9135
      @qrow9135 3 роки тому +22

      As soon as I heard the music I yelled "I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE"

    • @light44223
      @light44223 3 роки тому +3

      Do you have a timestamp?

    • @mriduljain5210
      @mriduljain5210 3 роки тому +8

      Lixian didn't edit this video tho, the editor for UA edited it lmao

    • @happypasta6
      @happypasta6 3 роки тому +10

      @@mriduljain5210 does nobody look at descriptions anymore?! They both edited this video it says edited by Nerdfiction AND LixianTV. Though yeah Nerdfiction probably did that part.

  • @ash1060
    @ash1060 2 роки тому +50

    chat: whats your profession ?
    mark: *serial killer*

  • @v.m.7398
    @v.m.7398 3 роки тому +765

    Mark: "How about I just go straight there."
    *flips brand new $11,000 car*
    Life Simulator: There are no shortcuts in life.

    • @xernotec
      @xernotec 3 роки тому +7

      This was powerful

    • @trologaming
      @trologaming 3 роки тому +13

      He just flipped the ae86 from Initial D in it's first ride rip

    • @christiangarcia9463
      @christiangarcia9463 3 роки тому +3

      I felt the pain

    • @Mythologia101
      @Mythologia101 3 роки тому +6

      @@christiangarcia9463 u felt the pain? im laughing for almost 10 minutes pls send help my stomach hurts

    • @christiangarcia9463
      @christiangarcia9463 3 роки тому

      @@Mythologia101 lol you're on your own with that one buddy.

  • @ajidinda8808
    @ajidinda8808 3 роки тому +114

    this game is so realistic, the streaming system, the grinding, even the reason mark stopped streaming, which was having a car crash accident.

  • @chibikate
    @chibikate 3 роки тому +101

    Mark being faced with the consequences of his own actions when he flips the car is literally the surprised Pikachu face and I'm here for it.

  • @alleycaaat
    @alleycaaat 11 місяців тому +35

    18:05 - 18:30 is killing me, I'm wheezing and crying from laughing. Saying "ohh that was a bumpy curb" fulling knowing you drove over the guy *again* might actually do me in.

  • @bakabule
    @bakabule 3 роки тому +1868

    I think Mark's broken, someone needs to reboot him... Hes streaming himself streaming about streaming...

    • @kitboone9688
      @kitboone9688 3 роки тому +51

      Streamception

    • @R4GiNGPSYCHO--
      @R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 3 роки тому +2

      @@kitboone9688 flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

    • @R4GiNGPSYCHO--
      @R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 3 роки тому

      @Piper Kells flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

    • @R4GiNGPSYCHO--
      @R4GiNGPSYCHO-- 3 роки тому

      @Theodore Corkrean flood the comment section outside of this with “play this game as a series”

    • @InsidiousClouds
      @InsidiousClouds 3 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure 'rebooting' is known as brainwashing

  • @skarr1138
    @skarr1138 3 роки тому +505

    "This isn't just streamer simulator, this is life simulator."
    Almost like they should've named the game Streamer Life Simulator.

    • @seventytwo4728
      @seventytwo4728 3 роки тому +4

      Too long

    • @hackerquin9490
      @hackerquin9490 3 роки тому +3

      @@seventytwo4728 r/woooooosh

    • @natalie7480
      @natalie7480 3 роки тому +2

      @@hackerquin9490 pretty sure they were being sarcastic so r/woooosh to u

    • @hackerquin9490
      @hackerquin9490 3 роки тому

      @@natalie7480 uhhh, if that's the case, then my b? To me it just seemed like they took it too literally

    • @Ghost_LeRat
      @Ghost_LeRat 3 роки тому

      this is stream life simulator made by the same company that made cyber punk
      the game is full of glitches and bugs

  • @GraceMellody
    @GraceMellody 3 роки тому +1208

    “IM DONE”
    *sees ten minutes left* sure you are buddy

    • @g-man1440
      @g-man1440 3 роки тому

      Leaving this here just to make ya angry there's a reply ;^P

  • @alphababys
    @alphababys Рік тому +74

    mark starts talking about bone broth i just died

    • @alphababys
      @alphababys Рік тому

      @send me message @markiplier680 where do i message u

  • @ItsCleanest
    @ItsCleanest 3 роки тому +216

    I like how Mark buys a car and immediately crashes it

  • @TheEnchantedFighter2
    @TheEnchantedFighter2 3 роки тому +213

    Mark, there’s a car app on the phone that you can use to reset (flip) your car back to normal, refill the gas, and respawn it back to your home

  • @wayned431
    @wayned431 3 роки тому +525

    Markiplier should totally keep playing this game, watching his descent into madness is so oddly satisfying

  • @heyheyhey33351
    @heyheyhey33351 11 місяців тому +4

    Having like 30 seconds of nostalgia, then falling headfirst into the pains of moving is too damn relatable.

  • @andreus719
    @andreus719 3 роки тому +358

    "I Could just go do this in real life!"
    *proceeds to forsake all worldly responsibilities and get addicted to Streamer Life Simulator*

  • @countingclams
    @countingclams 3 роки тому +252

    Mark: there was gunshots-
    Mosi: *tripping out of his mind*

    • @_180pleptspaly5
      @_180pleptspaly5 3 роки тому

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ ქართველს არ მოველოდი

    • @Aerofiq
      @Aerofiq 3 роки тому +2

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ This is not okay comrade

    • @IsafreyrVentures
      @IsafreyrVentures 3 роки тому

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 komrade I am sorry but it is past my coom time.

  • @tony_seroka
    @tony_seroka 3 роки тому +2159

    Arms: yes
    Belly: yes
    Breasts: yes
    Height:... Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

    • @goatcatofchaos
      @goatcatofchaos 3 роки тому +36

      What haven't you seen a short, buff and fat person before

    • @M4NAS7
      @M4NAS7 3 роки тому +19

      Tyler1 wants to know your location

    • @juocyjay5732
      @juocyjay5732 3 роки тому +4

      "Not tryna make a Space Marine here"

    • @emoslol8296
      @emoslol8296 3 роки тому

      lady dimitrescu

    • @goatcatofchaos
      @goatcatofchaos 3 роки тому

      @AVNIEL THEODORE ALVIN CRISPIN Moe woah

  • @fahrenheit2101
    @fahrenheit2101 8 місяців тому +9

    I love how the game lets you spend an obscene amount of time customising your character only to reveal that you're in first person anyway so it doesn't matter.

  • @benhoward8425
    @benhoward8425 3 роки тому +464

    "what if I was a streamer?"
    Lixian: *shudders in edditer*

  • @zoehains137
    @zoehains137 3 роки тому +2559

    why are we ignoring the fact that he put his setup in his bathroom

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 3 роки тому +28

      that wasn't his bathroom though

    • @hellocancer4615
      @hellocancer4615 3 роки тому +130

      @@symbiotegod2069 they probably mean that the room where he streams was meant to be the bathroom

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 3 роки тому +35

      You don't have your PC in your bathroom? You don't even need to leave your PC to take a leak

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 роки тому +25

      Real gamers don't leave the screen for bathroom breaks.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 3 роки тому +4

      @@hellocancer4615 It's not though, the game marks it as the place to put your PC. Jerma put it in the same place lol

  • @mackenziehoie1207
    @mackenziehoie1207 2 роки тому +475

    Every time I come back to watch the ending it just gets more funny. I'm actually crying.

  • @CranjusMcBasketball-e1q
    @CranjusMcBasketball-e1q 4 місяці тому +3

    I love how all the food that gets delivered is precariously stacked on top of each other and completely exposed to the grassy environment.

  • @dreadpiratelogan5472
    @dreadpiratelogan5472 3 роки тому +510

    Mark: starts streaming
    random person: joins stream
    Mark: BONEBROTH

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 роки тому +1327

    26:04
    he did it guys

  • @alf5465
    @alf5465 3 роки тому +5027

    " it takes energy to shower?"
    Audience: *laughs in depression*

  • @MissElleHerself
    @MissElleHerself 4 місяці тому +4

    3 years later and this is still one of my favorite mark videos lol

  • @thediamondarcher2880
    @thediamondarcher2880 3 роки тому +110

    This is the reason why Mark came out with a bob and wade compilation two days ago, and didnt make a video yesterday-
    HE WAS PLAYING THIS GAME

  • @vbflame5645
    @vbflame5645 3 роки тому +151

    Weird games + Mark's funny expressions and jokes = Pure gold

  • @EightPMV
    @EightPMV 3 роки тому +240

    Subs: *Markiplier is not good at simulator games*
    Markiplier: *I am the Simulator game*

  • @SaveBandit8893
    @SaveBandit8893 Рік тому +9

    This is STILL my favorite video Mark has uploaded to date
    That ending just tickles me every single time

  • @generalarc8126
    @generalarc8126 3 роки тому +2316

    This entire episode played out like a Greek tragedy.

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +31

      It really did

    • @makkaronifuchs
      @makkaronifuchs Рік тому +56

      I think about this comment at least once a month.

    • @MrAydinminer
      @MrAydinminer Рік тому +16

      @@makkaronifuchs That's oddly specific...

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Рік тому +23

      “Be ‘ware the Ides Of Adpocolypse!” - The Trajedy Of Markipoo Ceaserstache

  • @stuart1liles371
    @stuart1liles371 3 роки тому +360

    Its okay. Strong streamer Mark can't hurt you
    Strong streamer Mark: *lifts an entire fucking bathtub with ease*

    • @dennraeh
      @dennraeh 3 роки тому +3

      This is actually original- lmaoooo

    • @academyjason
      @academyjason 3 роки тому

      *Yeets a bathtub by accident because he pulled it out of the box too hard*

  • @marinaraarts
    @marinaraarts 3 роки тому +129

    i love how mark was talking about bone broth for one whole stream

    • @monkeyman55667
      @monkeyman55667 3 роки тому +5

      BONE BROTH

    • @ProjectFraz
      @ProjectFraz 3 роки тому

      Instead of 3 peens podcast, that one is 1 peen podcast.

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 3 роки тому

      I really liked the one where Mark talked about bone broth for a looooooong time!

    • @allekid
      @allekid 3 роки тому

      Bone broth is nutritious

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk0810 10 місяців тому +7

    After all that customization Mark ended up with an outfit that looks just like something he's actually worn before.

  • @miles2979
    @miles2979 3 роки тому +1910

    Mark: I don't know why it takes energy to take a bath
    Me: laughs in depression

    • @supercoolman1170
      @supercoolman1170 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah- you have no motivation to bathe

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 роки тому +11

      @@supercoolman1170 who needs motivation to bathe lmao, it is gross to not shower or bathe.
      Edit: scroll down to the comment section instead of attacking me

    • @ShaunBurney
      @ShaunBurney 3 роки тому +134

      @@NoNameO7 you my good person do not have depression or you would now how much motivation it takes to do anything

    • @joannadzenowski6214
      @joannadzenowski6214 3 роки тому +3

      Meee

    • @sia7162
      @sia7162 3 роки тому +98

      @@NoNameO7 well, when your depressed. you get tired. the type of tired that sleep can’t fix. it’s a never ending loop of dread. & you have no right to have an opinion about this. a lot of people go through it, including myself. take a seat.

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 3 роки тому +438

    For Mark, this is an inception.
    He starts up his computer, opens his recording software, turns on his webcam, turns on his microphone then opens this game and starts recording it. In the game he: Starts up his computer, opens his recording software, turns on his webcam, turns on his microphone then opens a game and starts streaming it. He earns money from dono's then ends stream. He then ends the video and gets his ad revenue. How bizarre this must be for him.

  • @ThePotatoMemer
    @ThePotatoMemer Рік тому +15

    Markiplier: "I'm gonna put my toilet right by the window so everyone can see it" *proceeds to put it as far away from any window as possible*

  • @lilyreid1305
    @lilyreid1305 3 роки тому +1245

    Did anyone else see Mark select "serial killer" when the chat asked for his profession lmaooo