BREAK LITERALLY EVERYTHING | Teardown
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2021
- By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.
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And ► / lixiantv
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Basically Markiplier:
"Can I blow this up?"
"Can I break this somehow?"
"Can I throw this at you?"
"Can I just drop this off the edge?"
"Are you going to kill me if I shoot you?"
"If I look away, you're not gonna disappear, right?"
"Can I pick this up?"
"Lixian, cut that out, make me look good and smart!"
"Uhm, how do I *blow it up* "
True
Basically YES
Um: yes
... he's a complicated man
Don’t forget:
“Can I blow it?”
Lixian zoom
The entire internet: obsesses over vampire lady in resident evil
Mark: proceeds to have a forbidden love with a tree
He’s just attracted to trees remember the oranges
ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS JUST RESPECTING POWER
Made me remember the game when he mentioned about shoving a tree in an asshole (christmas horror games)
@@ikelldagay1801 its unfortunate that i don't remember that happening XD
@@ikelldagay1801 I was just watching that lol
"destroy proof of ownership by throwing safe into ocean"
Mark: fucking dies inside
Game: "Mission Accomplished. Get to the Escape Vehicle."
Mark: visibly concerned
"Escape Vehicle?"
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
He is confused because of the escape. He didnt know he was criminal
The tree helped you see... :(
No witnesses😂😂 the tree had to go, it knew too much
WHAAAT
Hey OT! Nice to see you on a Markiplier video 😄
went from One Topic to Markimoo
back to finding a One Topic comment
you are my daaaaaad your my dad wogi
All the games mark plays these days: “this is way more complicated and intricate then I thought it would be”
@@ARL2D2 how
@@christianhurlburt8436 Because Mark doesn't checks dozens of videos of a game before playing it so he is complaining that Mark is not 100% efficient wich is dumb.
Think he'll make a series of this game?
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@@paulwhite3063 he hasn’t made a series from streamer life simulator
Smii7y: Obessed with destroying a treadmill while in a love-hate relationship with it.
Markiplier: Determined to destroy a tree maliciously.
Was looking for a Smii7y comment lol
I love how Mark literally destroys everything, but keeps opening the doors normally instead of breaking them too. Proper manners people. 😂
Mark: “I like to be high up”
Mark: “I want to cause problems”
Me: so you’re like a baby goat?
BABY GOAT MARKIPLIER
ok •_•
Or a cat
@@aurochtamer omg true!! I have a cat and she’s a little troublemaker and loves going on the kitchen table 😰
No
Guy: "try to be discreet."
Mark: *hits huge tree into the sea with a sledgehammer while a building is on fire in the background*
Seems about right maybe it's based on florida🤔 👁️👄👁️
BREAKING NEW5: *A GUY WITH A SLADGEHAMMER CUTTING A TREE AND TROWING IT INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE HOUSE IS BURNING*
It's literally on 666 likes but Imma change it to 667
@@blurryf4c3_ hmmmm...seems like something Satan would do...
@@blumpet6250 *this conversation never happened*
Mark : "I could tear that tree out by it's roots. *Dont think I wont*"
Also Mark: *punches a single small tree and vows to never kill again*
Instructions: "Throw safes in the ocean to destroy ownership contracts"
Mark, for 10 minutes: "What do I do with these safes?"
"YOU WONT STOP ME!!!"-
"you're stopping me."
hah
300 likes and I commented, nice
@@louiebenson4497 oh wow-
Mark: “IWANT2CAUSEPROBLEMZ”
Also Mark, seconds after accidentally hitting a small tree: “I don’t want to kill anymore...”
*proceeds to kill another tree*
That clip was put in there cause how ironic it was smh you dont even understand the joke
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! no
No
@@BoyMadeOfCardBoard no, I do. I repeated it in comments to show how much I enjoyed it. People do that all the time! It’s like how you repeat a joke you just heard while laughing in normal conversation.
Mark: "You'll be sleeping with the fishes"
Me: sad unus annus noises
More Teardown please! We need more psychopathic professional demolitionist Markiplier
alternate title: markiplier has way too much fun being an arsonist
Yes. He HAS TOO MUCH POWER
Arson is always fun
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@@vonid5103 shut up
yes.
pizza.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Why is no one talking about how mark said “what does this say, orphanage?” like he wanted to demolish an orphanage
This reminds me of unus annus when Mark and Ethan demolished an orphanage 😩
@@jessaquack8817 I love how only some will know if this is true or not lol
@@illegalmobster4847 Didn't watch that much Unus Annus so I can confirm
shhhhhh.....
The new techno
Mark: "I hate the ocean, I'd rather die in space than live in the ocean"
Also Mark: 4:55
The heartbreak of Mark finally realizing that he had to ditch the safes 🥲🥲🥲
Tree: •exists•
Mark: *and I took that personally*
While smii7y in teardown
Destroying treadmill
Amy's POV: *finally questioning Mark's sanity after hearing him aggressively "flirt" with a tree*
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@@vonid5103 shut
The bots aren't even trying at this point.
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou tru
@@vonid5103 none 😑
Mom: We need money to pay our gas bill!
Mark: Ok!
*proceeds to throw all gas at house*
imagine just 8 years ago, he had a tumor and an abusive relationship. he's grown his youtube channel to be one of the biggest. even when his subs went down, he didnt stop. this dude is the best youtuber
wait what
For that and his diffrent contents, I love him ❤
I’m uh- gonna need some context
I need context.
@@octosimp1717 Markiplier started his UA-cam channel to have some form of control in his life. He had a non-cancerous tumor that was removed painfully and his then gf at the time was abusive. His father had also passed away around that time, I think.
Most people: immediately get to destroying things.
Mark: let me gush over this beautiful game and make love to this tree
i see you're also a person of culture. i see that rossboomsocks pfp. i acknowledge you :)
Ayyyy nct is correctomundogothisway
Alternate Title: Markiplier channels Zeus for 30 minutes
Actually, he hated the tree, as you can see in the end
@@sillydacialogan and make love
Mark: *Loads Safes*
Mark a second later: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
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Conversely, MY day was made in that same second.
He never saw it coming!
This game has a weirdly calming atmosphere to it.
(Also I want a mod of this game where every time you swing the sledge hammer Mark says The Dick Breaker.)
It's comfy in a way I don't know how to describe but still, very relaxing
31:01 the perfect horror villan monologue
Mark: i hope there's a better way to destroy this house
Construction vehicle of destruction: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
I feel like everyone can agree we want to see more content from this game, as a petition to mark like this comment so he sees it.
Yes! As a reply to his end comment: No, we don't necessarily want to see more games like this, but more of this game :)
Yeah I would love to see a second part on this particular game, it was so fun and satisfying to watch plus Mark's commentary was hilarious, I would love to see another part on it, I can watch an hour long episode of this.
@@grimreaper2680 Then give Dangerously Funny's series on Teardown a watch. Highly recommended
I sign the petition
Yesss! I need MOAR
As a guy who has almost 100 hours in Teardown this is just so fun to watch how different people have different ways of playing Teardown :D
One of my favorite games. This would make for a juicy series.
By the way did you like Part 1 or 2 better? I kind of liked the cozy feeling of P1. The snow gets a little tiring.
9:10
Mark: you know, there's probably a better way to do this but I don't have time to go back and figure it out.
Also Mark: *has walked past the perfectly drivable humongous front loader 12 times*
"It's the dickbreaker"
"don't laugh at that"
I laughed at that.
The fact that I spent hours planning my missions, and Mark just blasts through with randomness and no planning and still succeeds enrages me.
I couldn't believe he managed to beat that level first try without even trying
the power of random chaos
You know not of the infinite possibilities of RANDOM CHAOS
NooBeeNaut wait, what? I legitimately do not understand. What is there to plan? It's a game where you destroy stuff. Simple.
@@joelbrich2538 Once the mission's start where you have to take alarmed items, you must plan a route to take all the items, AND get out before the 60 seconds is up. It usually takes item placement, shortcut making, and vehicle placement so you can get everything, and get out ASAP. It's a lot more than just wrecking stuff.
Mark: YoU'rE gOiNg To SlEeP wItH tHe FiShEs
Me: *has unus annus flashback*
7:15 is a great summary of what happened to bobs fridge
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Looks like Mark has discovered a world of nails...
And when you have a hammer and a cauldron, everything looks like a nail thats being hammered into your skull.
@@Darkness_56526 When you have an explosive, everything's a door that's yet to be made.
I'm starting to believe that Mark is the reincarnation of whomever was driving the Titanic. *He sized up the iceberg and tried to overpower it*
Lol
"You dare get in my way? I'm coming for you!" Famous last words of the previous iplier.
Needless to say, the hull of the titanic was not as able as her captain reincarnate to "go further beyond"
this should have more likes 🤣
420th like 😎
Playing Teardown while listening/watching this video is just perfect.
17:02
Mark just pulled a "Here's Johnny".
Mark: Is doing everything he can to NOT throw the safes in the ocean
Me: *Laughing my face off knowing he's supposed to throw the safes in the ocean*
And realized it.
I was laughin too
No one touch this 696
@@picoto1775 they soiled it.
The best moment ever 😂
"This looks important"
"Can I break it?"
Markiplier in a nutshell
@UCTNerQ3kluFIEPMy6v4KpkA well then, that happened
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@@Beam-jo6sb yea
"Let's not dump it in the ocean"
*Looks at objective*
"Dispose of the safes by dumping in the ocean"
*Markiplier making weird faces*
Hahaha that was so funny
Mark: "I'm higher than you, therefore im better than you."
Is this what he believes people think of him when he meets them in person? XD
Everybody playing Teardown: “Awright lets do the first thing we have to do, follow the instructions.”
Markiplier playing Teardown: *Damn, that’s pretty, how do I blow that up?!*
The thing is, Mark's reaction is that of the target audience's reaction.......
I'm prety sure blowing everything up is a first choice option for majority players.
I mean, what else did you expect of him?
I thought this was a demolition simulator but it was more “demolish stuff without getting caught in really shady situations” simulator.
My thoughts exactly!!
Well theres a sandbox where u can destroy everything
Actually u destroy more as the story continues. U get more cool weapons too
That's true..
But also not true considering sandbox and mods.
one could narrow it down to : insurance collection insurer-er"
ngl, I cried when he had to dump the safes into the ocean after everything he went through to get them on the boat😔💔✋
Dude PLEASE do more of this!!!!!!
Mark talking to tree: “God damn you’re so pretty!”
Also Mark talking to Lady Dimitrescu: “God damn you’re so pretty!”
Gotta say, his taste has a wide range.
They've both tall and stocky.Wink Wink.
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! we love bots
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It’s about the power
To trees to vampires
Alternate Title: *"A Heist with Markiplier: the Sequel"*
Yes lol
I was literally going to comment the same thing
alternate alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”
@@aceblitzgaming9783 even better 💀😂🤣
"I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee"
I think it's safe to say that we'd all react the same way mark did when after accomplishing having gotten the two safes in the boat only to have to actually dump the safes in the water to finish the objective. Also find joy immediately afterwards by blowing more things up
The glee in Marks eyes as he sets the building on fire is concerning. But I can relate.
I actually just kinda want him to continue playing this so he can get to the lighthouse collapsible destruction part
"Let's not put it in the water"
Objective: Dump safe in water
Off
Off
Buggy
Buggy
*Drink
I love that at some point Mark just stopped using the doors and decided that the hammer was the key shit like walls 😂😂
8:05 Mark the Arsonist
Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean
Mark: Spends time trying to break open the safes before figuring out how to painfully get them on the boat
Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean
Mark: *reads instructions* ..... *why are we here just to suffer*
“I didn’t know I could just steal things..” while literally on a job for stealing a computer.....
7:20 Bob's fridge
Mark struggling with his hair, telling it to stop then tucking it behind his headphones is that most relatable thing to me XD
The intro just sums up 2020
Well said.
First in this comment xD
Oh, second xD
first reply to a verified person LETS GO
True
Lol
Mark: flirting with the tree
Everyone: *"Don't tell Amy!"*
He's Heehoo is coming out! Get the pepperspray Amy!
First he simps over a 9ft tall lady and then he simps over a tree..
@@agentbaguette1519 nono we dont tell amy..
Dude stop... Don't remind me anymore ='(
ok ok at first these comments were funny but now they're repetitive, as a quote "stop it, get some help"
As someone who works at a museum, 5:32 hurt me physically and spiritually
Actually wouldn't mind seeing Mark come back to this and make a series out of it 😅 this oddly interested me lol
“You’ll be sleeping with the fishes”
Yes, that is all.
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It do be like that sometimes
@@vonid5103 ?
“What does this say, orphanage?-“
Calm down mark, please calm down.
Sorry what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the burning orphanage behind me
time stamp?
@@andreamiranda7318 5:10
@@ungratefulape9121 technoblade is that you?
30:11 had more emotion than most movies made today
7:13
Mark: “new fridge?”
*Bob has left the chat*
"I am higher than you Anakin, therefore I am better than you."
-Obi Wan Kenobi
“There probably was a lot better way to go about this”
Standing 20 feet from a bulldozer
That annoyed me so much
@@Not_Xavier__ same
dude i was like "please grab the bulldozer"
Timestamp?
I was literally screaming at my pc
The change in his voice when he goes from "You won't stop *me!"* to "You're stopping me-" is just peak perfection.
"that would *solve* problems, i want to *create* problems."
has anyone ever said anything more relatable?
When the game starts :
Everyone: let's play the game
Markiplier: Trys to beat a tree
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?"
*(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*
@@user-kr9rg5bc7p he didn’t stop lying. You don’t even have any videos that are yours
Tries*
.
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@@JamesCFan thank u
"I am higher than you; therefore, I am better than you."
- Me, when I look out the window of an airplane
Also me when I am next to you on the airplane and high on illicit substances
For legal reasons, this is a joke
I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME!
Mark when standing up straight; Never.
"*DO NOT FUCK WITH THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN*" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Me to my friend in the deep end
Mark using his greatest superpower: BREAKING EVERYTHING!
I wouldn't mind a playthrough of this if I'm completely honest.
Same, thought about that myself lol
I would love one, I watched jawshs videos on this game and they were a lot of fun. I'd love to see mark do this game
Same
He's barely scratched the surface of the game, it really gets crazy later, lots of planning and setting up for the bigger harder heists.
Plz mark
Game: Please throw the safes in the ocean.
Mark: Do NOT let the safes fall into the ocean. That would be bad.
Game: N-no, that...that would be good.
Mark: *trying is damndest to not make the safes fall in the water*
Mark: *Face of realization at the end* Hello darkness, my old friend.
3:26:Comes in to destroy everything, doesnt want to kill anymore.
A petition for mark to make this a series
That “I’m gonna turn off the whole cities power” killed me
Mark: *starts Teardown*
Normal people: *would walk to the warehouse*
Mark: *molests a tree*
Without it's consent!
@@GamingCreed47 I mean you can't molest with consent.
@@-sanju- or can you?
@@JustthesameJn Hey, V-Sauce, Michael Here!
@@GamingCreed47 how fast can you run?
This episode is so fun i rewatched it. Hope he goes back one day.
No one:
Mark: YOU'RE GONNA BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES.
I haven't laughed so much in a long time when Mark realized what he was supposed to do with the safes. I love this game and Mark's playthrough. Hope he continues because this seems very fun!
“You’re going to sleep with the fishes” Ethan 2020 and Mark 2021
Suspicious things Mark has said: “They stole my groin.”
Most people: go to the house
Mark: *threatens tree*
"There probably was a lot better way of doing this, but I don't know how," he says as he walks around past the 2 construction machinery he could've used to easily break the house down.
A
A
Why A?
Get ratio'd
What?
Gonna riot if there won´t be a a full series of this
Mark: takes a huge amount of time and effort to try to open the safes, then declares them his own and loads them onto his boat
Game: Yeah, you only needed to throw them in the river
This is the best, it's totally Mark's calling, we need a whole ass series
i agree
Yes
“You’re gonna be sleeping with the fishes”
Unus Annus Ethan vibes “I’m gonna water board him. If u don’t shut up, your gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight. You’ll be sleeping with the goddamn fishes.”
Make me remember the Godfather film's quote :) Luca Brasi has slept with fishes :)
Omg I used to cry from laughing so hard at that episode. When Ethan slaps the wet paper towel down on his face lol ok
@@whatsername1509 I KNOW RIGHT. oh how I do miss them so
“Well that would solve problems, I want to CAUSE problems”
-Markaplier
Wise words of a man.
Honestly, I am in love with Swedish gamedesigners. As a kid I didn't even realize we had so many here but now I know that we have many very good programming highschools and universities. I just goddamn love the creativity and the massively different games we get out of this tiny fucking country
The absolute pain in his face as he throws each safe into the ocean is immeasurable
Mark: “ FIRE IT CAN CATCH ON FIRE.”
Me: No mark that’s just called Arson
A playthrough of this would be so cool to see!
You help me fall asleep at night not because your videos are boring but because it takes my mind off life I enjoy watching the videos much thank you.
The fact he continued to call himself “the dick breaker” makes me laugh so much
I love how he always calls a body of water "The Drink"
No
30:13