I really can't tell if this game is about delivering injured people to the hospital, or about finding random dead people and delivering them to what is soon to be your new haunted mansion tourist attraction.
Imagine just driving by and seeing a fire truck with its ladder extended up into the air, stuck on a tree and the driver just saying, "No, my shortcut!"
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@Moon Boy anyone who doesn't have to spam comments in a big youtubers comments section because their music is trash and their ego is bigger than their own forehead
Mark goes to find the shoplifter. Witness: Shoplifter looked like this... *Shows picture of himself* Mark immediately can't stop laughing. Then suddenly out of nowhere... buddy gets f*cking blasted! Mark: HOLY SHIT!!! Freaking killing me over here😭😂😂😂
The weird thing is that a few hours after Mark posted this video, someone not only stole an ambulance from a Dallas fire department, but also led the police on a chase throughout the entire Dallas-Fort Worth area before finally being caught
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature News: This just in that arson has plummeted dramatically across the country-- it's the lowest rate we've seen in decades!
it's so funny to see Mark get pure joy out of watching a firefighter go down a ladder horizontally. I mean its really a work of wonders, am I right?? lmao
Honestly, and yes I know I'm probably ruining a joke, but I think he would make a great first responder with the proper training. Even without the proper training, I think he would do a great job taking care of people that are in danger or injured until the first responders get there
@The Spatza the hell you bringing up religion for anyways the person was just saying they thought it’d be hilarious for Jack, Bob, Mark, and Wade to all play this together. If you’re going to say shit like that just don’t comment period.
Ah, seems like that Spatza person is just going around and commenting that same thing on multiple comments. Don't worry, just ignore and they will surely go away. Your precious time is worth much more than a troll
“I have yet to try and save people‘s lives.” “I have officially hospitalized one person.” He is both the man responsible for you being in the hospital *and* the man who’s supposed to save you.
Markiplier: I have not saved many lives with an ambulance. Also Markiplier: Tried to save man by being a doctor who lost his medical degree, sounds familiar.
Yes he does. God, he really can't comprehend the millions of people that he's helped. When I was younger, I was about to... you know. Then I decided to watch Markiplier videos to make me happy one last time and... by the time I knew it, I had to go to school again. He literally made me laugh that entire night and he's the reason that I'm here. He, Bob, Wade, Ethan, Tyler, and Jack have given me so many happy memories and I haven't even met them in real life.
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more. Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@The Spatza nobody knows if there really is a God so both religious people and people like you are wrong for thinking you know everything about the world. Not long ago scientists believed single cell organisms could only be microscopic and then found out they can actually be quite large comparatively. Not a single person on earth knows everything about everything so don't act a know it all when even the smartest people in the world are constantly learning new things beyond your comprehension.
@The Spatza to everyone reading this dummies comments. Ive seen this person on several channels and they just do this copy and paste message for a living as a reply on comments. Just dont react ((edit:spelling and grammar
A defibrillator should always be used if accessible while doing cpr. It’ll literally do all the heavy lifting and will only allow you to shock if the person needs it.
Another fun fact: 98% of the time cpr does not work, and you often have to break ribs while preforming it. This is one of the reasons my moms friend ( she and my moms are nurses) has dnfr (do not fucking resuscitate) tattoo on her chest.
@@anneclark4895 98% of the time it doesn't work on its own. It's meant to increase your survival rate when combined with other methods as it just helps keep your blood circulating. That's why you're encouraged to do it as soon as it's determined to be safe to do so.
@@anneclark4895 not sure I buy that. If your mom’s friend is a nurse, then she should know that a tattoo of a DNR is not legally binding. Also, CPR doesn’t restart the heart by some magical bullshit; it’s to keep blood going to the brain to keep it alive so it can restart the heart. The defibrillator shuts off the heart to give the brain an opportunity to restart it in a better rhythm than it was. Defibrillators are only supposed to shock on pulseless ventricular tachycardia and ventricular fibrillation; shocking a flatline, known as asystole, doesn’t accomplish anything.
Edit: Fixed typo I really want to see Mark Bob and Wade play this together with each one taking on a different role, police, firefighter and medic. I can just imagine how many lives that can be saved in such capable hands
This reminded me of the Drew Golden video on gender reveal parties “Let’s shoot an exploding target, in the middle of the summer in the tall dry grass, totally not known for being flammable.”
BREAKING NEWS: Outraged man named markiplier tries to stuff his ambulance inside of a hospital in order to deliver a patient. Coming up next 3 idiots save lives... More on that later
@@wrenbab devs are thinking of removing ambulances from The Game since they spawn kill rodents on highways _Eternal Agony (EA), it’s in the game_ Somebody get my reference please
Even though he has no idea what he's doing, and it's funny anyways, I'm a little annoyed he saw no pulse, then decided to finish his primary instead of immediately beginning cpr. Edit: I am an actual EMT so funny game or not this hurt to watch
@@tylercady3985 I was looking for a comment like this. Paramedic here, and I was happy he looked at the face (and I assumed the character checked the central pulse while doing that) first, then facepalmed when he when to the hand and everywhere else instead of CPR. The game also didn’t prompt him to reassess the pulse after seeing the sinus rhythm when it could be PEA. Just things people who work in EMS notice, I guess.
@@tmasterlordoflightning4754 I would hope it would work better in multiplayer mode. I guess it would be a little difficult to do things correctly in that scenario if you were alone. I will say though I am impressed that the game is more realistic than I thought. It's also probably worth noting that I don't have enough field experience to be wholly confident in what I say here, as I went to work as a tech in the ER rather than on a rig, so my limited field knowledge comes from the class, as well as the 2 shifts I did for clinical time as part of that class.
i love how mark drove into a person who was walking like they were drunk in a police car and wasnt even worried about arresting them for public intoxication
I can just see Mark visiting his local fire department and giggling maniacally as he plays with the sirens while wearing one of the firefighters' helmets.
Out of the way! I need to get to the fire!
Gets to the fire - "Ok what do I do?"
Your poor replies section lmao.
F
hahahhahah
oof man
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA WRITE LMAO
Markiplier: "Ima try another hospital-related simulator"
Patient *Sweats profusely
he should be fine he’s been to the hospital so much that he’s learned from observing
"SHUT UP NURSE!"
Patient: *chuckles* I’m in danger 😃
I mean check out VR Edde
Girl kids cop
Markiplier manages to both fly through the air with a fire truck but also gets stuck on a blade of grass constantly. 11/10 game.
@The Spatza Shush
@The Spatza let them believe wut they wanna believe you cant change their life
The two ends of the spectrum
@The Spatza wait I feel like I missed something-
The ‘Øl R Å Z Z Ł Ę - D Å Z Z Ł Ę you didn’t, they just do this a lot. they’ll get taken down for spamming soon enough
The fact that mark thinks he caught the shoplifter only for him to be shot by the actual shoplifter is almost poetic
E
And he was so confident 😭 which is completely understandable
I really can't tell if this game is about delivering injured people to the hospital, or about finding random dead people and delivering them to what is soon to be your new haunted mansion tourist attraction.
That... Would be a hilarious premise to a game. XD
@@HumbleDial or a dope ass movie
Both. Both is good.
This actually made me laugh
@ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ 50 / 50 ehh? I like those odds
Markiplier: SHORTCUT
Ditch: You could not live with your failure. Where did that bring you, right back to me
Ty
Bruh
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Swedish Tyson?
Why is there always a disgusting bot, can people report them please?
@@zoenelson3340 They respawn
Alternate title: Markiplier grossly overestimates the dexterity of a fire truck
Police Officer: Do you know what the shoplifter looked like?
Guy: Yeah, he looked exactly like me
XD I laughed so hard that I wheezed-
Also Guy: *fucking dies
It'd suck to be the identical twin to a criminal-
And then he gets shot 👮♂️
"Maybe I can play this in multiplayer" *Bob and Wade's Marki-Sense is tingling*
Would be hilarious. Really hope they do!
Hell yeah!
I love Bob and wade
I wouldn't watch, I only watch Mark's solo plays /:
@@pl3459 D: but then you miss out on the best content. sad
Imagine having an injury, ambulance arrives, they take you in and the next thing you hear is "I know a shortcut!"
*Cleaveland falling bathtub reaction*
Next, and last thing.
I...have done that.
You start to hear angels singing
I've heard that while working on a Pt. Lol
So proud of Stan the water man for finally getting his medical degree
underrated comment
Stan the Moist Man is out here saving lives while I'm flipping burgers for a living. I think I took a wrong path somewhere in life. Lol
Underrated comment, or maybe not enough people remember the legend
Stan the Ambulance Man, and his boy Roy.
@@MarcJaxon he finally won the respect of his sweet baby boy Roy by saving him from a lethal fire
Me: "Come on, dude! I'm running late for my date!"
Uber: "Don't worry, buddy. I know a shortcut"
The shortcut: 15:53
Game: “not breathing, no pulse, unconscious.”
Mark: “oh gosh are you dying?!?!”
"No sir, I do believe I've died already."
Nah there fine XD
It's fine. He is fine.
@@fevre_dream8542 "Nope. Nah uh. You're good."
House casually burning down
Mark: laughing while “climbing” face down on a ladder
I read *”Horse”* 😂
XD
@@AssassinIronMan me too. XD
With the police watching
It was the best part of the video 😂😂😂
Imagine just driving by and seeing a fire truck with its ladder extended up into the air, stuck on a tree and the driver just saying, "No, my shortcut!"
@The Spatza Shush
@The Spatza what's your evidence for no gods? How do you know?
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more.
Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@The Spatza let everyone have their own beliefs.
-100 reputation points
4:27
"You've got a nice head"
"Oh no are you dying"
The fucking reaction he has I cant-
The music added makes it even better
Markiplier: *takes forever to get to the hospital*
Unconscious person: *already dead*
By
I’m so sorry for the bots in your reply section, don’t worry we send those straight to hell.
@Moon Boy get out
Please report the bots guys...
@Moon Boy anyone who doesn't have to spam comments in a big youtubers comments section because their music is trash and their ego is bigger than their own forehead
*literally leaves while the house is still burning*
“we’ll bill you!” lmaoo
My favorite part 😂
How bad is the American healthcare system?
@@TheNebulaeCollective it's a game tho
my favorite markiplier thing is when he panics and becomes an opera singer
XD agreed.
We’ve entered panic mode: opera level unlocked
*Mark whenever he panics* : let's show people what real music is.
Time stamp? Sorry-
When i panic i become a broken siren
Mark goes to find the shoplifter.
Witness: Shoplifter looked like this...
*Shows picture of himself*
Mark immediately can't stop laughing. Then suddenly out of nowhere... buddy gets f*cking blasted!
Mark: HOLY SHIT!!!
Freaking killing me over here😭😂😂😂
you saw the video too? crazy shit
Thanks Captain Obvious
“This person needs a pulse! Do you have a spare pulse?!” -Markiplier 2021
@@EEEEEEEE E
@@EEEEEEEE E E
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"I have grown, as a person"
the real emergency is gonna be Mark’s driving, calling it now
Your probably not wrong.
@@EJmoray jot
Bruh, its obvious as daylight.
Pffft
Ye
Imagine being in a car with Mark driving and he says: "Dont worry guys I know a shortcut"
the car: oh sh!t
The likes are 69 😩
Fuck no I'm jumping
Ive pulled a heist with this mans. He did not know the short cuts
I'd jump out of the car.
POV: the person that has to bring you back to life is asking people around you for a spare pulse
Yesh Lmao that was funny as hell.
The weird thing is that a few hours after Mark posted this video, someone not only stole an ambulance from a Dallas fire department, but also led the police on a chase throughout the entire Dallas-Fort Worth area before finally being caught
_Flashbacks to the video titled "REAL LIFE" that was uploaded years ago_
@@dumbleking5172
I remember that one!
Lmao oh my gawd!
I live there, shit is nuts
ViDeO gAmEs cAuSe ViOLancE.
SEEEEEEEEEEEE?
“Don’t worry guys! I know a shortcut!”
*drives off a cliff into the ocean*
Arsonist: *watches from the bushes*
Mark: *arrives and plays with the ladder*
Arsonist: Well then.
Arsonist: ...
Arsonist: ...Maybe I should stop lighting fires.
@@IRefuseToUseThisStupidFeature
News: This just in that arson has plummeted dramatically across the country-- it's the lowest rate we've seen in decades!
@@robospin3202 firefighter responsible for this has commented: “What?”
@@kumi6797 lol
it's so funny to see Mark get pure joy out of watching a firefighter go down a ladder horizontally. I mean its really a work of wonders, am I right?? lmao
I think we've all concluded: if any one of us were in an emergency situation and relying on Mark to rescue us, we would definitely end up dead.
but seeing mark and making him. the last person you see? what an honor
Surgeon Simulator taught us that years ago
Honestly, and yes I know I'm probably ruining a joke, but I think he would make a great first responder with the proper training. Even without the proper training, I think he would do a great job taking care of people that are in danger or injured until the first responders get there
@@paragonquille7292 true I do agree with ya there
At least we'd die entertained😂
I'm just trying to imagine this with Bob Wade and Jack at the same time doing their thing. I bet it'd be hilarious
@The Spatza u might be fake but god isnt
@The Spatza the hell you bringing up religion for anyways the person was just saying they thought it’d be hilarious for Jack, Bob, Mark, and Wade to all play this together. If you’re going to say shit like that just don’t comment period.
@The Spatza Shush
@The Spatza religious discrimination is ok I guess
Ah, seems like that Spatza person is just going around and commenting that same thing on multiple comments. Don't worry, just ignore and they will surely go away. Your precious time is worth much more than a troll
Mark: “I’m on my way!”
*Slithers up the ladder*
Snek Mark
@F**CK МЕ! СНЕCK МY РROFILЕ get away you bot pls help me report this bot
Markiplier's entire Police campaign start to finish was the funniest most intense shit I have seen in a video game in a while hahahahahah!
“I have yet to try and save people‘s lives.”
“I have officially hospitalized one person.”
He is both the man responsible for you being in the hospital *and* the man who’s supposed to save you.
It has been a minute woah
My guy doesn’t even know how to stop hurting himself
POGGY WOGGY
@@trygongamer8990 Honestly, Mark is almost as accident prone as I am. XD
Just quote what Mark said in the beginning of the video and earn likes.
“What’s with the white vans”
Me, a Scottish Traveller: that’s the convoy boys.
damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans
@@Killbayne DAAAMN DANIEL!
@@Mr.Leviathan4545
*_DAAAAAAAMNNNN DANIELLLLL_*
"I'm not saying this is gonna go well, but I've grown, as a person."
- Mark Edward Fischbach 2021
That's all that matters.
I post videos please rate them
@@joshemre no
No, no he hasn't.
As opposed to growing in other ways
Mark: this is serious
2 minutes later
Mark, laughing like a maniac: *Hop on*
Markiplier: I have not saved many lives with an ambulance.
Also Markiplier: Tried to save man by being a doctor who lost his medical degree, sounds familiar.
The heavy is.
@@hexational105 lmao
it was a hand on experience
I will never get tired of hear “hello everybody my name is Markiplier” : D
Im glad mark still does his intro and outro unlike jack
Hi, Yes. Same here. 😊🎧💕
@@MaxerV19 rip Top of the morning ladies.
Same here
Agreed
“Mommy can I get a shortcut?!?”
Mark: “No we have a shortcut at home.”
*the shortcut at home*: 22:08
How can afford a whole town in your house
@@scarymanlegs7578 ikr freaking crazy
"I want to save lives!"
Little does Mark know, he saves lives every single day.
Yes he does. God, he really can't comprehend the millions of people that he's helped.
When I was younger, I was about to... you know. Then I decided to watch Markiplier videos to make me happy one last time and... by the time I knew it, I had to go to school again. He literally made me laugh that entire night and he's the reason that I'm here. He, Bob, Wade, Ethan, Tyler, and Jack have given me so many happy memories and I haven't even met them in real life.
Ey hes a pretty cool guy. 👍
@@isabellasmith3433 Glad you're still here! Hope things have gotten better for you over the years. ^^
Daww
Mark: You think we care about reputation?
Runs into someone
Mark: Oh
@The Spatza Shush
@The Spatza geez bro chill
@The Spatza some people need false hope to get through life
@The Spatza Spatza did it boys, religion is no more.
Nah, just kidding. You really think religion is founded on facts alone? That claiming the basis of their worship is null and void will really do anything? That's not gonna magically undo what someone genuinely believes. Someone could just as easily counter you with where's your proof there isn't a god. Even if you respond to that they're already set in their ways, you're written off as blasphemy. You might as well be ranting to a brick wall. It's up to them alone to drop their beliefs or maintain them, come to their own conclusions.
@The Spatza nobody knows if there really is a God so both religious people and people like you are wrong for thinking you know everything about the world. Not long ago scientists believed single cell organisms could only be microscopic and then found out they can actually be quite large comparatively. Not a single person on earth knows everything about everything so don't act a know it all when even the smartest people in the world are constantly learning new things beyond your comprehension.
Mark: “Congratulations you are being rescued”
Me: *Bleeding to death*
Mark: “Please do not resist”
@The Spatza to everyone reading this dummies comments. Ive seen this person on several channels and they just do this copy and paste message for a living as a reply on comments. Just dont react
((edit:spelling and grammar
@The Spatza Shush
We can’t even dislike they’re reply anymore
@The Spatza i mean, i’m an atheist but you should still respect others beliefs.
@The Spatza Bot, Begone, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
And while your leaving, pick up that Bible right by the door.
anyone else loving the simulator phase Mark is going through?
nah i miss the forest
Only you dude
Fr dude. Mark struggling with 'em while actually trying to be good at it is in a way hilarious XD
I'm loving every one so far.
These are my favorite videos of his
I love that everyone is just stood there waiting for the ambulance and doing absolutely nothing to help the person dying on the floor
“I’m a faceless nobody but I save lives.” Why Mark, I do believe you summed up EMS in that single sentence 😂
So true 🤣
In EMS, can confirm although change it to I’m a faceless nobody that takes people to dialysis
@@about48hotchiks Same lol
@@about48hotchiks hey now, sometimes we take people to EMERGENCY dialysis 😂
"Please let this be a normal rescue mission."
-The person needing saving in any of Mark's missions.
With Markiplier? No way.
@@gayjayy Next thing you know he shouts. WOOOAAAAHHHAAAHHHOOO!!!!
Fun fact: Defibrillators are used for people who do have a heart beat, but one that's irregular. It's used to get their heart into a normal rhythm.
@@Darenz-cg9zg yep, and as a result they don't work, or at least 9 times out of 10, don't work on people with no heart beat.
A defibrillator should always be used if accessible while doing cpr. It’ll literally do all the heavy lifting and will only allow you to shock if the person needs it.
Another fun fact: 98% of the time cpr does not work, and you often have to break ribs while preforming it. This is one of the reasons my moms friend ( she and my moms are nurses) has dnfr (do not fucking resuscitate) tattoo on her chest.
@@anneclark4895 98% of the time it doesn't work on its own. It's meant to increase your survival rate when combined with other methods as it just helps keep your blood circulating. That's why you're encouraged to do it as soon as it's determined to be safe to do so.
@@anneclark4895 not sure I buy that. If your mom’s friend is a nurse, then she should know that a tattoo of a DNR is not legally binding. Also, CPR doesn’t restart the heart by some magical bullshit; it’s to keep blood going to the brain to keep it alive so it can restart the heart. The defibrillator shuts off the heart to give the brain an opportunity to restart it in a better rhythm than it was. Defibrillators are only supposed to shock on pulseless ventricular tachycardia and ventricular fibrillation; shocking a flatline, known as asystole, doesn’t accomplish anything.
The guy decided to steal from himself and then proceed to shoot himself from a mile away
Mark dressing like a prison escapee while playing as a cop is iconic af
Pfft XD typically Markiplier.
you mean ironic?
@@falc0n2222 that too lmao
7:08 Mark: "Get out of the way!"
The street: empty
mark just chugs a 5 hour energy before every video and commits comedy
Legit anyone else in the world
@Moon Boy Eminem
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!💖🖤❤️今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,.
💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候 1617645968
@Moon Boy literally anyone else except for you, go away
@@benuaasia8676 shut up
The cop sitting in his car at that first fire: "Dispatch, you might want to send someone else. Not sure this guy is going to work out".
Simulator games with Markiplier helps me through all the stress
Same
Same
It simultaneously relieves and adds to my stress lol
"She's a little top heavy"
Don't you mean *she's* *a* *wild* *one*
Nice username :P
The perp looks like this.
Markiplier: surprised pikachu face
15:21
Mark: I'm turning right and yet i go left?
Doc Hudson: Hmmm... Interesting
Edit: Fixed typo
I really want to see Mark Bob and Wade play this together with each one taking on a different role, police, firefighter and medic. I can just imagine how many lives that can be saved in such capable hands
Police and police officer lol
I think you ment medic
Very capable hands indeed
The number would be in the negatives
“I have officially hospitalized one person!”
- Markiplier 2021
Mark: IM ON FIRE!!
Also Mark: Imma run into the tall dead grass
Flashback to the croods: Try hiding from it in the tall dry grass!
Mark (completely failing to stop drop and roll): I'M ON FIRE OMG WTF LOL
This reminded me of the Drew Golden video on gender reveal parties
“Let’s shoot an exploding target, in the middle of the summer in the tall dry grass, totally not known for being flammable.”
He's from LA.
They start forest fires for gender reveals.
This is par for the course.
Mark laughing about the ladder heals my soul
The broken bone looks painful
e
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Wow, I've never been this early to one of your comments
ouch
How are you everywhere
Plot twist: Markiplier is actually feeding the the "building" with the flesh of his patients
Monument mythos be like:
MatPat: Wait....is this.....LORE?
My best cat died. I needed Mark goofing off today. Rip Dairy Queen, 4-4-2021.
I post videos please rate them
I'm sorry for your loss.
my condolences buddy.
sorry for your loss, that really sucks
dairy queen is a great name for a cat, though
They shall be the Dairy Queen of the world, I promise
As a Paramedic this was wild to watch from start to finish 😂
A local man disguised as a paramedic sacrifices injured people for SCP-3008
the foundation has creative ways for containing keter class SCP’s
Isn’t 3008 an IKEA tho?
@@charliecjk8695 word
That is an ikea store
I read this sentence three times, and the first two I kept saying “for spf 3008”. No sunburn allowed
This game is so accurate in the way nobody yields for emergency personnel
So. Painfully. Accurate.
Mark, turning on the sirens
Mark, in tune with my dog: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH
bot
Mark: "Im still messed up by that twin brother incident"
Me: *Thinks of Jim and Jim*
House: *on fire*
Mark: *playing on the ladder, dying from laughter*
Love your profile
"I'm part of the police, you think we care about reputation?" Wise words spoken by the man himself
based mark
@@williamatwood972 based
DOINKoh...
DOINKoh...
Wtf
my dad is a paramedic, what’s scary is apparently he actually drove like this once or twice lol
BREAKING NEWS:
Outraged man named markiplier tries to stuff his ambulance inside of a hospital in order to deliver a patient. Coming up next 3 idiots save lives... More on that later
“Don’t worry I know a shortcut... oh no no no”
-Markiplier
*Building literally being engulfed in flames*
Mark: *laughs at climbing up and down a ladder*
Mark: *playing Hoonie Pop again* I've grown as a person.
Mark: *playing an medical game again* I've grown as a person.
Me: oh no...
Everytime I read 'Oh no', I read it in Mark's voice. There is no alternative.
I smell lawsuits...
Ahhh! I was the hahaha noice 69 like
"I don't know about this place, guys.." Is absolutely EMS in a nutshell.
glad i’m not the only one who thought this, usually the first thing that pops into my mind rolling up on scene sometimes 💀
Someone in my home town literally stole an ambulance and led police on a chase the same day this is uploaded.
Just saw the news lol it was close by me too
Florida?
Nah, its fine that was just Markiplier up to his antics.
damn i didnt know this game was irl
@@wrenbab devs are thinking of removing ambulances from The Game since they spawn kill rodents on highways
_Eternal Agony (EA), it’s in the game_
Somebody get my reference please
"This person needs a pulse! Do you have a spare pulse?!"
Yes, that's exactly how that works. LOL.
Even though he has no idea what he's doing, and it's funny anyways, I'm a little annoyed he saw no pulse, then decided to finish his primary instead of immediately beginning cpr.
Edit: I am an actual EMT so funny game or not this hurt to watch
@@tylercady3985 I was looking for a comment like this. Paramedic here, and I was happy he looked at the face (and I assumed the character checked the central pulse while doing that) first, then facepalmed when he when to the hand and everywhere else instead of CPR. The game also didn’t prompt him to reassess the pulse after seeing the sinus rhythm when it could be PEA. Just things people who work in EMS notice, I guess.
@@tmasterlordoflightning4754 I would hope it would work better in multiplayer mode. I guess it would be a little difficult to do things correctly in that scenario if you were alone. I will say though I am impressed that the game is more realistic than I thought.
It's also probably worth noting that I don't have enough field experience to be wholly confident in what I say here, as I went to work as a tech in the ER rather than on a rig, so my limited field knowledge comes from the class, as well as the 2 shifts I did for clinical time as part of that class.
Mark: *Becomes an ambulance driver*
Me: “Guess I’ll die”
@Moon Boy who are you?
Don't worry, he knows a shortcut!
@Moon Boy me
@The Spatza Shush
I laughed so hard at the ladder shenanigans that my dog started panicking. He must’ve thought I was asphyxiating
Mark: "I'm gonna try save people's lives in an ambulance"
Me: *gets instant horrible surgeon simulator flashbacks*
Mark: *sees the job request arsonist activity*
Also Mark: *A r S o N i S t*
That Arsonists ass was blasted full of water.
The “ Hello Everybody, My Name is Markiplier” intro never gets old
*grapes*
Grill cheese sandwich
What intro? Oh the part I skip on every youtuber cause I am an impatient bastard right...
@@andresgonzalez5676 I think you hate and like markiplier but I don't know your comments are kinda off
I never skip the intro but I never stay for outros on videos
i love how mark drove into a person who was walking like they were drunk in a police car and wasnt even worried about arresting them for public intoxication
... bro he ran into that guy
Mark as a medic
"Not breathing, no pulse, unconscious. Oh god are you dying?"
Mark actually is feeding a godly entity that takes a form of a Hospital
@The Spatza I-
@The Spatza Shush
Mark loves SCP, he'd be down.
@The Spatza bot
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I can just see Mark visiting his local fire department and giggling maniacally as he plays with the sirens while wearing one of the firefighters' helmets.
That badguy in the end was professional, killing the witness in front of the police
👨🏻🦲: ”here’s how the shoplifter looked like”
“👨🏻🦲”
Hmmmmm 🤔
and then the twist, the comedy just writes itself! XD
@@ianbaker672 i cried laughing
@@jorgereyes9806 the emojis messed up right
The ladder having enough strength to push the entire firetruck away is just. XD
Mark: I know a shortcut!
*Yeets himself off a cliff*
Shut up spatza
That firetruck sounded like a cat stuck in the amplifier. :o
Moment of silence to all the times Lixian had to zoom in and out.
Lixian did not edit this.
@@MikiwiwasTaken yes he did along with someone else check the description
@The Spatza Shush
@The Spatza Boy are you ever gonna be surprised
*flashbacks to Surgeon Simulator*
Now we know who was driving
GET THE SPOOON
*person laying on the ground*
Mark: *strolls up nonchalantly*
“Heyyy how’s it goin’ how are you?”
*Dead person gives him a thumbs up*
When he said "short cut!" And just chucked that big ass firetruck off the cliff I literally died! 🤣
23:46, "Who cares about my reputation, I'm part of the police! You think we care about our reputation?!"
I'm dying lol
Victim: *Please, I.... need.... serious help*
Mark: Lemme just put the blue one here and the red one here and it should all be A-OK!
I post videos please rate them
@@joshemre no thanks
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Suddenly I need Mark to revisit surgeon simulator. You know, cause he’s grown. As a person.
16:34
Building: Has four chimneys.
The person who reported it:
*"Arsonists...."*