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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Treasure Hunter Simulator DEFINITELY isn't grave robbing, NO SIR! This is reputable, respectable finders keepers!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @gamingseizure
    @gamingseizure 3 роки тому +7160

    imagine going to a historical memorial and you just see markiplier with a metal detector screaming "DIBZ" as he digs up a human corpse

  • @alexjonahs6935
    @alexjonahs6935 3 роки тому +836

    I wouldn't mind a series of this where mark just slowly devolves into treasure madness

    • @krystalpeters2890
      @krystalpeters2890 3 роки тому +5

      Yesss let’s make it a thing!! 😂

    • @anoukferwerda9699
      @anoukferwerda9699 3 роки тому +20

      I just watched a 30 year old man slowly going crazy looking for hitlers gold for a solid 20 mins and I don’t regret a single thing

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +1

      That's it, i'm opening a petition!

    • @WraithDragon163
      @WraithDragon163 3 роки тому +1

      Kleptomaniac Lv.2

    • @krystalpeters2890
      @krystalpeters2890 3 роки тому

      @@WraithDragon163 yesss 😂

  • @mateorojo11
    @mateorojo11 3 роки тому +1663

    "I didn't wake up thinking that I would be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am!" -Markiplier, 2021

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 3 роки тому +1527

    Arguably the funniest thing here is Mark lowkey gaslighting himself into thinking the footpath markings are part of a puzzle

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 3 роки тому +59

      Not how gaslighting works bruh yall needa find a new word already

    • @adamatkinson5584
      @adamatkinson5584 3 роки тому +16

      @strawberrymilk • hitler's gold?

    • @greenetomphson6164
      @greenetomphson6164 3 роки тому +12

      @@imchristianya3932 Just because you have a silly username doesn't mean that everything you say isn't valid in its own right?????

    • @PhileasLiebmann
      @PhileasLiebmann 3 роки тому +6

      @@greenetomphson6164 It is kind of difficult to take seriously though

    • @luckyducky4066
      @luckyducky4066 3 роки тому +8

      @@PhileasLiebmann I think you just don't want to take him seriously cause you don't like it that he's right

  • @mr.garlic7970
    @mr.garlic7970 3 роки тому +4144

    The sequel to a Heist with Marliplier-
    A Treasure Hunt with Markiplier

    • @spiritinstinct
      @spiritinstinct 3 роки тому +46

      Their was a treasure Hunter ending lmfaoo that would be a cool continuation of that ending

    • @coalmine0073
      @coalmine0073 3 роки тому +9

      Add a scene where he is excited about some dead guy's gold. And be disappointed that it is a button.

    • @bigboobsmckenzie4651
      @bigboobsmckenzie4651 3 роки тому

      That would be great style

    • @KızılComet
      @KızılComet 3 роки тому

      True

    • @gaymin3252
      @gaymin3252 3 роки тому +3

      A better sequel would be
      A video game with Markiplier

  • @lennardodavinci6350
    @lennardodavinci6350 3 роки тому +806

    To me, Marks obsession with those tree markings is hilarious, because they are literally just marking different routes to hike

    • @angelcdeath
      @angelcdeath 3 роки тому +13

      Thank you, lol.

    • @D3mi_Glaz3
      @D3mi_Glaz3 3 роки тому +7

      Omg r u serious 😂

    • @innertuber4049
      @innertuber4049 3 роки тому +7

      I could've sworn he's talked about going on a hike in the past... How does he not know about Trail Markers?

    • @angelcdeath
      @angelcdeath 3 роки тому +1

      @@innertuber4049 Coulda been feckin' around. xD

    • @boneshakerjake
      @boneshakerjake 3 роки тому +3

      @@angelcdeath 100% a canadian right here I've never heard an american say feckin'

  • @breakfastpenguin6018
    @breakfastpenguin6018 3 роки тому +3977

    Imagine just going on a nice walk in the woods and you find this guy with a metal detector saying “Hitler?”

    • @slowestflake
      @slowestflake 3 роки тому +29

      lol

    • @m1zxry_tt832
      @m1zxry_tt832 3 роки тому +19

      lmfaoooo

    • @vvdbj9433
      @vvdbj9433 3 роки тому +10

      LOL

    • @spinejackel
      @spinejackel 3 роки тому +41

      quietly goes back to my car and calls the authorities to tell them about a deranged man with a metal detector in the woods

    • @nothollow4909
      @nothollow4909 3 роки тому +8

      And having 3 arms

  • @juggervolt655
    @juggervolt655 3 роки тому +3088

    Alt title:
    Markiplier's Bizarre Nazi Treasure Hunting Adventure

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 3 роки тому +89

      Does that mean Bob is dio?

    • @Oh_No_1
      @Oh_No_1 3 роки тому +32

      @@darrianweathington1923 yes

    • @dr.funnybones
      @dr.funnybones 3 роки тому +52

      german science is the greatest in the world!

    • @stillgeneric6270
      @stillgeneric6270 3 роки тому +18

      Obviously marks dad is like george joestar and bob poisoned him, and now the fishbachs will fight the brandos for all of eternity

    • @ir7pf282
      @ir7pf282 3 роки тому +11

      @@stillgeneric6270 which would make sense why mark is beefy

  • @jaram2369
    @jaram2369 3 роки тому +6265

    Imagine just walking in the park and seeing Hee Hoo in his natural environment, screaming "HITLERS GOLD"

    • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
      @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 3 роки тому +20

      LoL

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 3 роки тому +44

      how did you just so casually automatically top another comment like this

    • @jaram2369
      @jaram2369 3 роки тому +46

      @@zeldacrafter4578 I didn't even read the comments on the video at all so I had no clue there were similar comments haha! 😂 also I've literally never had more than 5 likes on a comment so this was pretty random to me

    • @elliehannah7890
      @elliehannah7890 3 роки тому +35

      and seeing a hee hoo in his natural habitat yelling DIBZ, HITLERS GOLD, and making mark sounds in the park

    • @aut0mata
      @aut0mata 3 роки тому +10

      This made me laugh for 5 minutes straight, idk why.

  • @WelcometoHell3
    @WelcometoHell3 3 роки тому +8614

    *News Headlines Tomorrow:*
    "Popular UA-camr Markiplier arrested for defacing historical park, found with a metal detector screaming *DIBZ* in a delirious state"

    • @mick3y2302
      @mick3y2302 3 роки тому +78

      PLEASE this is too funny 💀

    • @erik-eb7ib
      @erik-eb7ib 3 роки тому +34

      You need more likes and subscribers just for this joke.

    • @WelcometoHell3
      @WelcometoHell3 3 роки тому +28

      LOL I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD GET THIS MANY LIKES

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому +51

      ''He claims that he was searching for ''The Hitler's Gold''.''

    • @danielm.berube3256
      @danielm.berube3256 3 роки тому +44

      "In the interrogation room he spoke only in rhymes"

  • @lyenye7018
    @lyenye7018 3 роки тому +4216

    To whom it may concern:
    Mark said “hitler’s gold” about 29 times

    • @cybertrazh123
      @cybertrazh123 3 роки тому +81

      I commend you good sir or madam, for i was actually curious!

    • @Plazmasoldier
      @Plazmasoldier 3 роки тому +62

      I never thought I would ever want to find a " how many times did Mark say hitler" count, but here I am. Thank you.

    • @thekak2627
      @thekak2627 3 роки тому +13

      nazis notsees markiplier be like i see this as the same thing

    • @Spadez86
      @Spadez86 3 роки тому +16

      Shhh you might inspire some Twitter Nut to bring that up on Twitter

    • @ConnerCantVR
      @ConnerCantVR 3 роки тому +20

      What did i do?
      What have i been told?
      Did i find,
      HItLeRs GoLd?!? 14:50

  • @spinejackel
    @spinejackel 3 роки тому +1918

    this episode shows the importance of reading carefully
    mark turned hilter’s gold into hitler’s gold. whoops

    • @jaefishhh_
      @jaefishhh_ 3 роки тому +282

      Why did it take me so long to realize it was hilter I-

    • @catswithcattitudes2728
      @catswithcattitudes2728 3 роки тому +203

      I was listening to this while doing something else so I totally thought that it was actually Hitler's gold not Hilter until I saw this comment...you can imagine how confused and surprised I was (both when he said Hitler and when I saw this comment)

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +66

      Never noticed a thing

    • @davidpatterson3906
      @davidpatterson3906 3 роки тому +102

      It makes it so much funnier

    • @jasonlambert6338
      @jasonlambert6338 3 роки тому +7

      I thought I was the only one that noticed!

  • @Tcj333
    @Tcj333 3 роки тому +776

    I love when people use an A A A A rhyming scheme

    • @tinabean4278
      @tinabean4278 3 роки тому +18

      LOL That was good, so funny XD made me laugh

    • @kurokasteele4830
      @kurokasteele4830 3 роки тому +17

      It's amazing. Always reminds me of some english class that made me write a few poems for an assignment, and one of them was an AAAAAAAAAB rhyme scheme I wrote basically out a spite.
      The best part of it was that I could lean into the _poetry is art_ to justify it, because it had the main character die at the end, so upsetting the rhyme scheme could represent that... if it didn't just represent me hating poetry.

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 роки тому +1

      What

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 3 роки тому +6

      @@Entropy_arts AA and BB is used to describe how a poem rhymes.
      For example:
      On the table sat a cat A
      He had a nice hat A
      At the table there were some chairs B
      They had a lot of hairs B
      There’s also schemes like ABAB where the words rhyme every other line.

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 роки тому +565

    Imagine visiting your family member who died as respected veteran hero of the world war while seeing a guy laughing maniacally while digging up for what he says a "treasure"

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +3

      I imagined it, now what?

    • @pizzamaria7859
      @pizzamaria7859 3 роки тому +31

      "Mommy, who's that man?"
      "No Charlie don't point at him, we gotta go."
      "DIBZ! DIBZ I CALL DIBZ!"

  • @lilybeastgaming7890
    @lilybeastgaming7890 3 роки тому +1129

    this is just mark rhyming like ethan for 20 mins straight lmaooo

  • @KittyPrydeVFX
    @KittyPrydeVFX 3 роки тому +502

    I unironically need about twenty more episodes of Mark saying "Hitler's Gold"

  • @delphicdescant
    @delphicdescant 3 роки тому +5795

    I enjoy that he's entirely too morally aware to take this game seriously.

    • @ransvd
      @ransvd 3 роки тому +141

      Hence the first sentence that comes out of his mouth lmao

    • @delphicdescant
      @delphicdescant 3 роки тому +209

      @@Nervadane It was the whole video, not just what he said at the beginning. The sentiment that taking what doesn't belong to you is wrong wasn't a joke. Becuase yeah, it would be wrong to go dig up and sell stuff out of a memorial, or a grave, or a place that isn't yours. The comment about imperialism was just an aside imo.
      It's more about the fact that "finders keepers" is something said mockingly by a child in a playground, not by a grown adult with a single moral fiber.
      And of course, this gets more complicated when talking about, say, archaeology and historical preservation, which isn't wrong (and is very right imo). So I'd say intent matters.

    • @Lukiepookie69420
      @Lukiepookie69420 3 роки тому +10

      You mean Old Mark when he played any game

    • @panicathogwarts
      @panicathogwarts 3 роки тому +86

      Meanwhile Sean is blowing up churches using large quantities of fireworks and explosives

    • @henriqueribeiro3363
      @henriqueribeiro3363 3 роки тому

      You better get serious ok ??? !!!

  • @CheySociety
    @CheySociety 3 роки тому +465

    I can’t believe The Red Skull is in charge of Markiplier’s inheritance and sent him on a trip to find Hilter’s gold

    • @shelbyheading6259
      @shelbyheading6259 3 роки тому +19

      I’ve been scrolling thru the comments to see if someone had the same thought process I did 😂😂😂

    • @jinnoparangue9486
      @jinnoparangue9486 3 роки тому +19

      true. I was like "where did I heard that name before?".

    • @xancarter1927
      @xancarter1927 3 роки тому +9

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 роки тому +12

      I knew Johann Schmidt sounded familiar

    • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
      @vesperfromtheinternet5588 3 роки тому +12

      i wasn't 100% paying attention when mark got to that point and when he said johann schmidt, my head WHIPPED around

  • @turtlequeen3805
    @turtlequeen3805 3 роки тому +1566

    “We go around the world, and we take things that weren’t ours, and call it treasure”
    That is the most accurate definition and I’m crying 😆

    • @nostalgiagaming560
      @nostalgiagaming560 3 роки тому +16

      @Manisha Naskar Ah, the bots are here, as is customary...

    • @certainlynotafurry
      @certainlynotafurry Рік тому

      wait what? is Susan actually doing something useful like taking care of bots?

    • @thekingswit8109
      @thekingswit8109 5 місяців тому +1

      British Empire simulator 🇬🇧 ☕

    • @TheFrenchRepublic
      @TheFrenchRepublic 5 місяців тому

      @@thekingswit8109 Beautiful, isn’t it? So powerful. *Sips tea*

    • @thekingswit8109
      @thekingswit8109 5 місяців тому

      @@TheFrenchRepublic indeed, our return is soon coming *sips tea*

  • @sadie5478
    @sadie5478 3 роки тому +189

    Imagine Amy hearing Mark upstairs, while recording, scream HITLER'S GOLD OOOOOOOOOO!

  • @galladegamer3579
    @galladegamer3579 3 роки тому +1107

    Markiplier reading Hilter's name wrong made this infinitely funnier

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 3 роки тому +114

      Wait…HILTER? I genuinely can't tell if that's what you meant, if that's what the game was actually trying to send Mark towards…And I mean, if you just glance at that word most people's brains would think "Hitler"…

    • @gnatscrafts
      @gnatscrafts 3 роки тому +28

      i feel like it may have been a typo by the devs because it was capitalized but idk

    • @baconbro304
      @baconbro304 3 роки тому +50

      @@gnatscrafts or maybe they were scared of saying hitler

    • @Chickenhoof
      @Chickenhoof 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @dexis9412
      @dexis9412 3 роки тому +70

      @@gnatscrafts you do know that ALL names get capitalised? Not just Hitler...

  • @fivefreddys8304
    @fivefreddys8304 3 роки тому +2623

    Mark is just the Leprechaun. He’s obsessed with gold, he rhymes constantly, and he’s short.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 роки тому +2880

    In this video: Markiplier defiles a historical memorial site and stabs Lixian in the eye.

    • @surrealmeme8344
      @surrealmeme8344 3 роки тому +53

      He also reveals that he doesn't know what trail blazes are and reads hilter as hitler.

    • @DaddyMaster76
      @DaddyMaster76 2 роки тому +3

      Mmmmmm??!!!

  • @RogueTitan457
    @RogueTitan457 3 роки тому +553

    Mark: *finds bottlecap*
    Description: "If you wait until 2077 it might actually be worth something"
    Mark: "ok, cool..."
    Me: *laughs in Fallout*

    • @chrisreimer3091
      @chrisreimer3091 3 роки тому +19

      So few picked up on this 🤣

    • @Raven68524
      @Raven68524 2 роки тому +8

      Omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that!

    • @Eugenia123345
      @Eugenia123345 2 роки тому +2

      Ayyye

    • @felinelamp2551
      @felinelamp2551 2 роки тому

      I know

    • @jvseventeen
      @jvseventeen 2 роки тому +3

      I was hoping someone else had noticed lol that was such a good little reference

  • @adners1175
    @adners1175 3 роки тому +2698

    Description: it was a beautiful gift for a beloved girl!
    Markiplier: S H E ’ S D E A D N OW

  • @Jonny5Fails
    @Jonny5Fails 3 роки тому +290

    "There's a legendary treasure here."
    Mark: "I guess let's go back to the office."

  • @jkang6714
    @jkang6714 3 роки тому +607

    I officially need more of Markiplier robbing graves simulator.

    • @PossessedGlitch
      @PossessedGlitch 3 роки тому +7

      He should do an unboxing at the cemetery map.

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 3 роки тому +3

      If he plays as a Tomb Raider I demand he plays cosplayed as Lara

    • @jamesknowles2445
      @jamesknowles2445 3 роки тому +1

      I like the way you think

    • @Caspianm2
      @Caspianm2 3 роки тому

      Agreed, lmao

  • @Percules789
    @Percules789 3 роки тому +301

    Seeing you dig up the battlegrounds of Gettysburg really hurt me inside.
    My great grandfather fell at Gettysburg.
    He tripped over one of those tombstones.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +39

      Ngl I laughed harder than I should have. Had me in the first half ngl.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 роки тому +24

      When he fell, it was so historically important that people took note

  • @amberwoods390
    @amberwoods390 3 роки тому +400

    “I’m literally just digging up the trash these people threw out”
    Welcome to archaeology 👍🏻

    • @daveyucky3341
      @daveyucky3341 3 роки тому +6

      your name sounds like a markipliers cult after watching this video. Welcome aboard

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 3 роки тому +7

      I'm literally finding pieces of blue and white china from the 1800s near the water's edge (I'd love to excavate it but it's a shared swimming area with my neighbors). There was a small mill for grain that burnt down that had a pier on the water. My neighbour's ancestors actually bought their property off the former owners of my house (I think 4 owners back though...in like the 1940s-50s).

    • @timothymcintire5747
      @timothymcintire5747 3 роки тому +4

      @@coffeegirl18 That is really cool! Sounds like archaeology is a lot easier a find than anything in paleontology

    • @savanamoon107104
      @savanamoon107104 3 роки тому +7

      there are literally people who will dig up old outhouses because of the amount of valuable shit people would just throw down the hole. Pun not initially attended but now totally intended

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 3 роки тому +1

      @@timothymcintire5747 Not an archeologist but I did take some archeology/anthropology courses in university. 😊

  • @adamash3058
    @adamash3058 3 роки тому +965

    Alternate title: “Mark loses his mind rhyming while periodically yelling DIBS!”

  • @Moriannae
    @Moriannae 3 роки тому +426

    Mark sees a tourist trail marker on a tree: *IT'S A CLUE*

  • @corruptedinnersloth6887
    @corruptedinnersloth6887 3 роки тому +175

    A guy in a Cabin: mhhhh im going to sleep
    Mark: HITLER ARE U IN THERE *BANGING INTENSIFIES*
    a guy in a Cabin: *SHAKING IN FEAR*

  • @HiddenDarkHM
    @HiddenDarkHM 3 роки тому +545

    "What kind of castle-ass house do I live in!?" One with five ovens.

    • @alextron2564
      @alextron2564 3 роки тому +7

      God. Thank you for this.

    • @orpheusdrakos1911
      @orpheusdrakos1911 3 роки тому +7

      I AM A MAN WITH 4 OVENS!! wait that also an oven I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!! - mark

    • @ir7pf282
      @ir7pf282 3 роки тому

      @@orpheusdrakos1911 who owns*

    • @orpheusdrakos1911
      @orpheusdrakos1911 3 роки тому

      @@ir7pf282 It says on the comment. It was from one of markiplier 's make videos

    • @ir7pf282
      @ir7pf282 3 роки тому +1

      @@orpheusdrakos1911 markiplier makes : creme brulé
      And he says “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS”

  • @nathanschuler7587
    @nathanschuler7587 3 роки тому +784

    "I didn't think when I woke up today that I'd be looking for Hitler's gold, but here I am." -Markiplier, 2021
    Edit: Hilter's gold, even XD

  • @j.m.1785
    @j.m.1785 3 роки тому +416

    Note to self: If you encounter a man digging up corpses and screaming “DIBS,” simply say “oh it’s just Mark” and walk away. Just walk away.

  • @Kaoulay
    @Kaoulay 3 роки тому +85

    "I'm not exited for Hilter's Gold" *proceeds to yell in confuse happiness*

  • @heatherm1092
    @heatherm1092 3 роки тому +2375

    if i was a stripper, i'd want my stage name to be Sir Richard Clapperton

    • @tahlia3334
      @tahlia3334 3 роки тому +26

      same

    • @crystalivee
      @crystalivee 3 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 3 роки тому +38

      That is a pretty good stripper name

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 3 роки тому +21

      How about Sergeant Lawrence Large

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 3 роки тому +1

      @Indra Sanjaya k I know these are just bots but as someone who reads Chinese I’m just sitting here like wtf

  • @calimango7926
    @calimango7926 3 роки тому +107

    I love how Markiplier spruced up this otherwise chill game with improv slam poetry.

    • @bodhimckellick7657
      @bodhimckellick7657 3 роки тому +1

      He's done it quite a bit in some other videos when the gameplay isn't the most exciting. I love it the things he says, just priceless. xD

  • @gorangersforever
    @gorangersforever 3 роки тому +199

    *" 'cross the bridge, where the wood doth creak. Take a look, take a peek! "*
    *" Look deep, within the lush brush. Don't tell a soul, speak nary a hush... "*
    *Can we get a Markiplier Book of Rhymes?*

  • @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093
    @gasterholdingacoffeecup4093 3 роки тому +51

    “You will find treasures in the paths of old”
    “One of which includes Hitler’s gold”
    “You will have to dig through mush and mold”
    “Or at least that’s what I’ve been told”

  • @coolskeleton9560
    @coolskeleton9560 3 роки тому +227

    Markiplier's Quests
    Quest 1: Find Blacksmith (check)
    Quest 2: Hitler's Gold (pending)
    The Blacksmith after many years being found, tells Markiplier to find Hitler's Gold to replace Tiny Box Tim's structure to defeat the Buttstabber once and for all

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 3 роки тому +10

      Need this game

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 3 роки тому +3

      Nice to see there are still people who remember the classic Markiplier memes.

  • @jamesscarpino7084
    @jamesscarpino7084 3 роки тому +722

    Something about Mark running around the forest yelling Hitler just hits different

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 3 роки тому +39

      I mean, ANYONE running around a forest screaming about Hitler's gold would hit different.

    • @johnkyleibeas8552
      @johnkyleibeas8552 3 роки тому +5

      it makes me feel attracted

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 роки тому +14

      um so anyway

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 3 роки тому +11

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      Yo, Hitler how did you manage to have a hidden stash of gold when you can barely afford to fuel your own tanks? You're not... embezzeling the Raubgold, are you?

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 роки тому +12

      @@0riginal_zer030 you're going for a train ride.

  • @RheaMorel
    @RheaMorel 3 роки тому +346

    i love that he channels his inner riddle ethan while looking for gold

    • @kitt-bh4ij
      @kitt-bh4ij 3 роки тому +13

      he sounds like Ethan on "Ethan kidnap's mark" especially when he's struggling to make a rhyme

    • @sophiasmith7750
      @sophiasmith7750 3 роки тому +5

      Right...riddle mark existed also, but sure. He sounds like riddle Ethan, definitely

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 роки тому +3

      More like Riddle Mark

    • @hidingdiscord5141
      @hidingdiscord5141 3 роки тому +2

      i got such strong ethan vibes

    • @theverminator2629
      @theverminator2629 3 роки тому +1

      Have you ever been bitten by the hog energy

  • @hamrules1062
    @hamrules1062 3 роки тому +368

    Mark coming up with rhymes for the gold is giving me hard UNUS ANNUS vibes. It’s just Riddle Mark making a reappearance.

  • @jordanann3711
    @jordanann3711 3 роки тому +179

    Just imagine a wise old man talking about the legend of hidden gold:
    ~~When you feel it in your bones... you'll be able to buy ALL OF THE SCONES~~

    • @semisemicoloncolon
      @semisemicoloncolon 3 роки тому +5

      LMAO I hope Mark will continue to be quoted long into the future

  • @shxdowing7977
    @shxdowing7977 3 роки тому +803

    If Markiplier’s UA-cam career ever falls through, he’d be pretty good at poetry

    • @Ihaateyoutubehandles
      @Ihaateyoutubehandles 3 роки тому +13

      He'd have to do something terrible before it would fall through. I mean he could go by an anonymous name-? Poetry doesnt pay much, my dear friend.

    • @shxdowing7977
      @shxdowing7977 3 роки тому +23

      Hyperlink it was just a joke :)

    • @kitcustard
      @kitcustard 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ihaateyoutubehandles calm down broski it was just a joke

    • @hmm6698
      @hmm6698 3 роки тому

      Or acting

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 3 роки тому

      Debatable

  • @Scoobydoo-ju9ch
    @Scoobydoo-ju9ch 3 роки тому +667

    Mark when the game starts: “Welp we about to commit a war crime”

  • @a.w.tsuchiya3096
    @a.w.tsuchiya3096 3 роки тому +244

    Mark channeling his inner Ethan-Kidnapped-Mark rhyming skills, here. Oof.

  • @risknoodle9979
    @risknoodle9979 3 роки тому +2307

    I thought he'd eventually realize it said Hilter's gold, not Hitler's gold lmao

    • @matrixodlum4969
      @matrixodlum4969 3 роки тому +143

      i know right it has been driving me crazy

    • @wolfwoods_
      @wolfwoods_ 3 роки тому +685

      i had to read this comment 4 times before i saw the difference oh no

    • @rbmac110
      @rbmac110 3 роки тому +120

      @@wolfwoods_ dude SAME

    • @benjaminaschlimanjr4939
      @benjaminaschlimanjr4939 3 роки тому +78

      It's not bad when it's Hilter's and not Hitler's

    • @slaydaybae
      @slaydaybae 3 роки тому +220

      i had to read this about 20 times before i realized you didn’t just say hitler twice 💀💀💀

  • @StingerE621
    @StingerE621 3 роки тому +126

    “By the dock, it’s a lock, something you could fit inside your sock”
    What beautiful words mark

  • @KyleLawley
    @KyleLawley 3 роки тому +420

    1:24 "Important landmarks MARKED" That was gold, Lixian. Absolute, top-tier. Thank you.

  • @Nemesis087B
    @Nemesis087B 3 роки тому +91

    Imagine taking a walk through some lovely woods and seeing a guy with a shovel and metal detector screaming “HITLER’S GOLD!!” Every time the metal detector finds something

  • @vlatkadzhoshua7930
    @vlatkadzhoshua7930 3 роки тому +122

    mark slowly becomes a troll who loves gold, living under a bridge, constantly rhyming like in a fairytale

  • @myHandle42
    @myHandle42 3 роки тому +249

    Place your bets:
    How many more simulations can Mark get through before he runs out

  • @torchson5771
    @torchson5771 3 роки тому +347

    “i don’t think i’m gonna find hitlers gold today”
    -mark 2021

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 роки тому +5

      2021 still sounds like a future year it’s like we’ve been stuck in 2019 forever

    • @torchson5771
      @torchson5771 3 роки тому +1

      @@cats1970 huh

  • @RaccAttack77
    @RaccAttack77 3 роки тому +44

    “In what world is travel free?”
    When you live in a ‘castle-ass castle’ it might as well be.

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 3 роки тому +176

    7:47 "My name is Johann Schmidt"
    Is no one gonna talk about how Red Skull is leading Mark to Hitler's gold??

    • @thegoodhunter3707
      @thegoodhunter3707 3 роки тому +12

      I thought I'd recognized that name

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +4

      No, no one is gonna talk about how Red Skull is leading Mark to Hitler's gold now stfu.

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ 3 роки тому +21

      @@Kreptic Ooh, such a salty and edgy remark.

    • @leahsutherland1664
      @leahsutherland1664 3 роки тому +10

      @@Kreptic You must be fun at parties.

    • @summoner2100
      @summoner2100 3 роки тому +5

      I literally just heard that, and came to the comments to see if someone else had posted it.

  • @squeemcgee1086
    @squeemcgee1086 3 роки тому +205

    "Im literally just digging up trash these people didnt want"
    Well hes not wrong

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 3 роки тому +7

      I mean, archaeological finds are made by just digging through ancient landfills.

    • @squeemcgee1086
      @squeemcgee1086 3 роки тому +2

      @@MrMaradok True

  • @Ratzz_z
    @Ratzz_z 3 роки тому +956

    I legit want a full series of this just to see mark find hitler's gold

    • @tumen4501
      @tumen4501 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah i want too

    • @Th1kks
      @Th1kks 3 роки тому +2

      Creepy profile pic

    • @eriklazo5499
      @eriklazo5499 3 роки тому +6

      ​@Ty Taylor i see for those who can't see it is says H-I-L-T-E-R

    • @HeemeBeeme
      @HeemeBeeme 3 роки тому +2

      Yes.

    • @minigoose6284
      @minigoose6284 3 роки тому +2

      The next best show on the History Channel

  • @DogeyboyThePieChow
    @DogeyboyThePieChow 3 роки тому +355

    “I’m assuming this the type of game where we go around the world and we take things that weren’t ours and call it *T R E A S U R E*”
    -Markiplier 2021

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 роки тому +5

      Thats pretty much what treasure hunting is tbh

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Рік тому +4

      British museum simulator

  • @Tari_Ebon
    @Tari_Ebon 3 роки тому +134

    I can't wait to see fan animations of Markiplier yelling like sirenhead for a few hours while telling Hitler that he can't hide! XD

  • @novascluster9318
    @novascluster9318 3 роки тому +67

    Imagine hearing random talking and beeping outside your house and then all the sudden someone begins to WALLOP on your door screaming “HITLER THATS YOU IN THERE ISN’T IT” 😂

  • @linhfphung7867
    @linhfphung7867 3 роки тому +1757

    Jesus. Mark's new haircut makes him look years younger. Felt like i accidentally hit an old vid

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 3 роки тому +39

      *Remembers Amnesia video*

    • @TheSugaroreo
      @TheSugaroreo 3 роки тому +55

      Plus the glasses

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 3 роки тому +42

      I wanted him to become Rapunzel

    • @goldenkingyo
      @goldenkingyo 3 роки тому +10

      Omg same. I had to double check just to be sure 😆

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE 3 роки тому +8

      @@count-countess8464 That seems to be the case for me too. I always double check the dates on these new videos lol

  • @Mew2Man
    @Mew2Man 3 роки тому +26

    The marks on the trees look like trail blazes to me! In hiking areas without super obvious or very maintained trails, trees are frequently marked to be visible so that you know where to go and which way is back to civilization. If you're standing at one, another one should be within view distance or visible within the next few steps to point the way :)

  • @huntermxyes6528
    @huntermxyes6528 3 роки тому +295

    Mark: there's a society?!
    Joker: ...and I took that personally.

  • @cptrevenant4088
    @cptrevenant4088 3 роки тому +227

    Props to Lixian for somehow finding ways to make Mark look even dumber than he usually makes himself look XD

  • @CharlesSchifferSymphony
    @CharlesSchifferSymphony 3 роки тому +205

    Petition to see Lixian with a bandage over his eye in the next video(s).

    • @arsimckhoi
      @arsimckhoi 3 роки тому +17

      It would be great if this was a series and lixian just got progressively more and more injured each episode

    • @CharlesSchifferSymphony
      @CharlesSchifferSymphony 3 роки тому +6

      @@arsimckhoi some good continuation of Lixian's injuries

    • @xxtuck518xx
      @xxtuck518xx 3 роки тому

      ._.

  • @nonamedeviant6014
    @nonamedeviant6014 2 роки тому +7

    For Mark and anyone who was wondering what those white and orange marking meant. ( 09:17, 10:29, 15:10, 16:34 )
    In Poland (for those who don't know, this game was made by Polish people) this is how we show directions in woods and on mountains. One line with colour in between two white lines show different roads for pedestrians. We mark main roads with red line and roads and paths that connect to main road with yellow/orange line. Other marking are: blue trail - long-distance routes, green trail - leads to characteristic places, black trail - short access trail. A white dot with another dot inside means end/beginning of this specific road (that is classified by colour of the dot inside).

  • @tylerallison9735
    @tylerallison9735 3 роки тому +47

    As a musician I have to do this.
    Can we take a moment to appreciate those first few chords?
    Actually, let’s appreciate all the music. It’s brilliant

  • @ZainabHady
    @ZainabHady 3 роки тому +600

    Alternate title: Markiplier creates poems while searching for Hitler's Gold.

    • @lesimili-patissier278
      @lesimili-patissier278 3 роки тому +18

      Notice it said Hilter. Maybe it's not a typo and there was just this rich old dude called Hilter that never understood why people that read fast were so cold to him.

    • @thekak2627
      @thekak2627 3 роки тому +3

      that would be awsome sounding

    • @chance713
      @chance713 3 роки тому +3

      He missed a golden opportunity to use the word 'gold' in his first poem. His saying 'soul is sold' instead of 'find hitler's gold' made me cringe 😆

  • @TheFriendlyFoxyChannel
    @TheFriendlyFoxyChannel 3 роки тому +1022

    I saw the title for this and thought "Is Mark playing Sea of Thieves again?"

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 3 роки тому +8


      Are you implying that there is a _first_ time he played SoT? I need to see this

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 3 роки тому +21

      @@JK-ei7wr oh yes there is one with Bob Wade and Sean and it's hilarious. Probably one of my go to vids when I'm sad

    • @TheFriendlyFoxyChannel
      @TheFriendlyFoxyChannel 3 роки тому +7

      @@kittywithagun7742 Yeah, though that was during last Beta, which was back in like 2018 I think? Anyway, I started playing recently and a LOT has been added and changed since then

    • @kitcustard
      @kitcustard 3 роки тому +2

      HE PLAYED SOT BEFORE?!?! HOW HAVE I MISSED THAT-

    • @ihatehandles
      @ihatehandles 3 роки тому

      i heccing wish

  • @lelandwallace9271
    @lelandwallace9271 3 роки тому +196

    I couldn’t even imagine going over to the holocaust memorial or something and see mark with a metal detector then when it goes off I just hear HITLERS GOLD?...DIBS DIBS DIBSSSSSSS

  • @davidhelou9777
    @davidhelou9777 3 роки тому +96

    imagine your going on a walk in the park and you find markiplier running around with a metal detector going like :"Oh Mama I feel it it 's here and then suddenly stops and screams IT'S MINE"

  • @kitkat1637
    @kitkat1637 3 роки тому +82

    Imagine you’re a ghost haunting the site of your death and you just see Mark running around with a metal detector yelling DIIIIBZ

    • @ihatehandles
      @ihatehandles 3 роки тому +4

      so we talking about phasmophobia or THS, because it sounds about the same

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 роки тому +3

      Mark was then followed by countless souls to be haunted till the end of time, he has not been seen or heard from since.

    • @raspberryfox4909
      @raspberryfox4909 3 роки тому +2

      @@NODnuke45 I think the ghosts would be haunted by Mark

  • @cryophoneix
    @cryophoneix 3 роки тому +848

    Alternate Title:
    Markiplier rhymes his way to HITLER'S GOLD

    • @Irish_Enderman
      @Irish_Enderman 3 роки тому +12

      *H I T L E R ' S* *G O L D*

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 роки тому

      Hey guys I make short gaming videos and skits. Can you guys check them out? Thanks so much guys!

    • @nathanhowell3297
      @nathanhowell3297 3 роки тому +2

      I mean, he *did* get an email from the head of Hydra

    • @semperFaust1
      @semperFaust1 3 роки тому +4

      I did n-a-z-i this happening to Mark to get Obsess with hitlers gold

    • @amirulhakim4149
      @amirulhakim4149 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine a kid name "Hitler" then the school decided to censor that name 🗿

  • @AkiraDatBoy
    @AkiraDatBoy 3 роки тому +135

    Markiplier literally turning into Dr. Seuss with these rhymes

  • @Thebighoopazawg
    @Thebighoopazawg 3 роки тому +2426

    Little did we know, Mark was the treasure that we've been searching for

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 3 роки тому +17

      It was the Marks we made along the way

    • @ceegeetee
      @ceegeetee 3 роки тому

      Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
      Current Subs 4620

    • @meloyumi
      @meloyumi 3 роки тому +8

      @@ceegeetee no

    • @seanjenkins2188
      @seanjenkins2188 3 роки тому +10

      I'm just looking for Barn Finder's: Part 2.

    • @clover4069
      @clover4069 3 роки тому

      Yds

  • @goldenkingyo
    @goldenkingyo 3 роки тому +234

    “In what world, is travel freee?”
    Well, covid must’ve hit them hard man

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      @andreashevario3232 3 роки тому

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  • @kurisusenpai7299
    @kurisusenpai7299 3 роки тому +367

    It's always funny to see Mark buying a game, playing once, and then we never see it again

  • @mrnice81
    @mrnice81 3 роки тому +101

    "Something tells me: I don't want Hitlers gold! Because something tells me it might not have been Hitler's!"
    And just like that, two sentences, Markiplier showed more integrity and morals than all the Swiss banks. Or anyone else in high-finance.
    Gotta love Mark.

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 роки тому +4

      I mean someone could still probably want to find it mainly for the sake of returning it because they probably might get rewarded for doing so

  • @RikuIshmaru
    @RikuIshmaru 3 роки тому +243

    Mark: “Follow the screams.”
    Me: “That... that’s a fox Mark... literally a vixen’s scream.”

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 роки тому +1

      Who’s vixen

    • @thestolenlemon
      @thestolenlemon 3 роки тому +1

      @@Entropy_arts my mother in laws dogs name

    • @RikuIshmaru
      @RikuIshmaru 3 роки тому

      @@Entropy_arts
      A "vixen" is a female fox.

    • @Entropy_arts
      @Entropy_arts 3 роки тому

      @@RikuIshmaru r/whooooosh

  • @gethk.gelior4214
    @gethk.gelior4214 3 роки тому +417

    I love how Mark had a whole year dedicated to [REDACTED] in the form of [DELETED CHANNEL], and now he's at other people's grave screaming *DIBZ*

    • @meninaymez_and_we
      @meninaymez_and_we 3 роки тому +8

      Omg another case of [REDACTED]
      how does it feel to be [REDACTED]?
      I have nonexistents on my back all the time who [REDACTED]
      Do you have the fear of the [REDACTED]?

    • @Michael_The_Rabbit
      @Michael_The_Rabbit 3 роки тому +8

      You mean Una... oh no they found me

    • @Devilboy_1029
      @Devilboy_1029 3 роки тому +6

      Don't disrespect unus annus by calling it [REDACTED].

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 3 роки тому +16

      @@Devilboy_1029 Who is this... Unus Annus...? Perhaps _it_ was a form of.. entity? Specifically designed to exist from the year 20-[REDACTED] to 2021?

    • @theoffcialyeehawdude
      @theoffcialyeehawdude 3 роки тому +4

      IM BEGGING FOR YOU TO DO ANOTHER COOKING SIMULATOR!!!!

  • @zoltankiss3737
    @zoltankiss3737 3 роки тому +288

    Trekking signs painted on trees: *exist*
    Mark: "IT'S A CLUE!!!"

    • @alenkazazracna4930
      @alenkazazracna4930 3 роки тому +3

      We've been locked inside for way too long...

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 3 роки тому +2

      The X is the treasure spot

    • @goldenphoenixgaming9219
      @goldenphoenixgaming9219 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes. "Trekking signs". The entire time i saw those i was wondering for mark and then I realized. **He's a city boi**

    • @poggerman9661
      @poggerman9661 3 роки тому

      @@goldenphoenixgaming9219 What does the one in the video mean?

    • @parallellynx7296
      @parallellynx7296 3 роки тому +1

      @@poggerman9661 They're basically trail markers so you know where to go for what trail. You can follow them either way and know what path you're on. They're color coded for even easier following.

  • @AccidentProneHobbyist
    @AccidentProneHobbyist 3 роки тому +16

    Imagine Gettysburg Memorial and in the middle of the woods you just hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs Dibs 5:24

  • @tsaitosoul2368
    @tsaitosoul2368 3 роки тому +348

    Me literally living in the Bavarian Forest, after watching Mark on the hunt, stomping outside with a shovel: "HITLER's GOOOLLD!!!!"

    • @SainaraYT
      @SainaraYT 2 роки тому +2

      I shall join you on this glorious adventure with my tactical shovel!!

  • @FaV1
    @FaV1 3 роки тому +79

    The symbols Markiplier keeps finding are just hiking symbols that signify certain paths so that hikers don't get lost :D (signed: a German)

    • @magnusamann6806
      @magnusamann6806 3 роки тому +2

      Mark: what's this?
      Me: Das sind Wanderwege!

    • @bgezal
      @bgezal 3 роки тому +1

      Aren't some of them border markings of hiking area/nature preserve?

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 3 роки тому +209

    Mark: Making stupid ass rhymes
    Me: Sobbing in the corner because it was that one Unus Annus episode all over again, where Ethan kept rhyming to Mark.

    • @judesm7265
      @judesm7265 3 роки тому +17

      Riddle-Ethan was comedic gold

    • @lubnaadobah1772
      @lubnaadobah1772 3 роки тому +11

      I'm a simple girl. I see Unus Annus, I hit "like".

    • @rurdykds
      @rurdykds 3 роки тому +5

      If only *[REDACTED]* came back but everything must come to an end

    • @norbertmoses7134
      @norbertmoses7134 3 роки тому +7

      The fact that Ethan had zero idea what was going on with his "escape room" made it ten times funnier

    • @galladegamerletsplays
      @galladegamerletsplays 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, we all miss [0:00:00:00]

  • @lennyjames8457
    @lennyjames8457 3 роки тому +41

    Mark: sees a brick half embedded in the groun
    Also mark: *H I T L E R S G O L D*

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +444

    Alt title: Markiplier says rhymes while walking around in an Argentinian forest hunting for Hitler

    • @kys6557
      @kys6557 3 роки тому +4

      I thought it was Bavarian

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +10

      @@kys6557 I say Argentina because that’s where Hitler was planning to flee before he suicide.
      Implying that he actually fled to Argentina, jokingly.

    • @hanam7663
      @hanam7663 3 роки тому +3

      @@Awfulfeature Yeah but it said Hilters gold not Hitler

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito 3 роки тому +2

      @@hanam7663 yeah but Mark doesn't know how to read properly sometimes
      Honestly it's funnier for him to think he's looking for Hitler's treasure

    • @brick6517
      @brick6517 3 роки тому

      @@hanam7663 that’s what I thought hey

  • @dachangoo594
    @dachangoo594 3 роки тому +51

    Of course Mark can rhyme have you forgotten one of his classic's? "You do you, and I do me, and we won't do each other, probably." It was a great poem.

  • @cosmicpenguin
    @cosmicpenguin 3 роки тому +161

    Imagine he digs to find treasure but instead finds a black and white coffin

    • @anarchi4791
      @anarchi4791 3 роки тому +5

      no

    • @boonb1
      @boonb1 3 роки тому +9

      Momento Mori.

    • @cosmicpenguin
      @cosmicpenguin 3 роки тому +3

      @@anarchi4791 what ? Black and white are my favourite colours lol and the coffin is cause coffins get dumped in random places

    • @cosmicpenguin
      @cosmicpenguin 3 роки тому +8

      @@anarchi4791 it's totally not a reference to something that got deleted a long time ago

    • @cosmicpenguin
      @cosmicpenguin 3 роки тому +9

      @@boonb1 digging our friend a grave🎶

  • @e4sy_e440
    @e4sy_e440 3 роки тому +91

    “National Treasure is a national treasure of a movie” amen

  • @JohnnytheYouKnowWhat
    @JohnnytheYouKnowWhat 3 роки тому +143

    "I'm assuming this is the type of game where we go around the world and we take things that weren't ours and call it treasure."
    Art History in a nutshell *Cough Cough*

    • @art-and-a-half507
      @art-and-a-half507 3 роки тому +1

      I hate how correct you are 😔

    • @balintlaszlo01
      @balintlaszlo01 3 роки тому +7

      Artifacts in the British Museum be like:

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 3 роки тому

      @@balintlaszlo01 “a key aspect of British history” 🧐

  • @margaretb6197
    @margaretb6197 3 роки тому +249

    CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD LIXIAN IS AT EDITING!?!?!?

    • @user-zm3bc8ng6m
      @user-zm3bc8ng6m 3 роки тому +12

      I saw a video where he said it takes him about 6-12 hours to edit a video, maybe even like 8-12 hours. Mad respect

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому

      NO WE CAN'T TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE HOW GOOD LIXIAN IS AT EDITING, NOW STFU.

    • @toxicdemon5426
      @toxicdemon5426 3 роки тому +1

      Nerdfiction edited this too

    • @callummcneill6266
      @callummcneill6266 3 роки тому +13

      @@Kreptic HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT OUR LORD LIXIAN

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ 3 роки тому +6

      @@Kreptic Ooh, such a salty and edgy remark.

  • @eng2625
    @eng2625 3 роки тому +81

    When Markiplier says "Oh momma,.." I remember the the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

  • @hamburgeryt1250
    @hamburgeryt1250 3 роки тому +39

    I would be surprised if this video was actually monetized.

  • @hearthrazer357
    @hearthrazer357 3 роки тому +26

    i love how in mark's mind they had spray paint back in ww2 and it survived over a century on natural rock formations to form some sort of treasure map

  • @ToJoAudio
    @ToJoAudio 3 роки тому +264

    Markiplier in 7 Days to Die: "I was that kid in kindergarten just digging holes"
    anyone surprised at how excited mark is in this game? lol

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 роки тому

      Hey guys I make short gaming videos and skits. Can you guys check them out? Thanks so much guys! 😇🥰

    • @BlueFlameBird
      @BlueFlameBird 3 роки тому +3

      Mark in heist with markiplier: *digs a hole for 5 minutes straight*

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 роки тому +2

      @@BlueFlameBird with a spoon, in a prison cell.

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 3 роки тому

      If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies~

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 роки тому +1

      We all love Nugget and the Nugget Cave though.

  • @Beara-sd9vg
    @Beara-sd9vg 3 роки тому +91

    Nobody:
    Mark: But you can’t blame poor Jack for not knowing how to spell. He only just learned how to speak. Just barely.
    Also Mark: ThErE’s An I iN tEaM

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +1

      But Mark is somebody, so saying nobody then mentioning Mark who is somebody makes your whole comment look stupid and contradictory, please delete this, you're embarrassing yourself.

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah there is
      Look at block text for team
      It's in the A-hole

    • @leahsutherland1664
      @leahsutherland1664 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kreptic You having a bad day?

    • @Tartarsauce.
      @Tartarsauce. 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kreptic Someone needs an icecream cone. I liked the comment.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 3 роки тому

      He literally read Hilter wrong

  • @fambi1271
    @fambi1271 3 роки тому +24

    "Taking things that arent mine and calling it treasure, thats how Imperialism works!" I love him