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  • @rwaitwhat
    @rwaitwhat 4 роки тому +9567

    "Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.

    • @ThePatxiao
      @ThePatxiao 4 роки тому +830

      reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off

    • @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369
      @weshouldhavenukedjapanathi8369 4 роки тому +114

      @@ThePatxiao I loved that

    • @Arcturus_Reaper
      @Arcturus_Reaper 4 роки тому +71

      @@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.

    • @rensutra5880
      @rensutra5880 4 роки тому +8

      Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA

    • @martinplaysbg7289
      @martinplaysbg7289 4 роки тому +6

      i completely agree

  • @Q.Brainrot
    @Q.Brainrot 3 роки тому +2727

    21:54 I love this design so much because it's such a disappointment and a plot twist, like you expect the dome to come down but you don't expect the bridge to have a missing part

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 2 роки тому +49

      I know right! I did not see that coming the first time I watched this

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 2 роки тому +24

      The long road is like “STOP!!! DON’T GO ANY FARTHER!”

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 2 роки тому +5

      TECHNICALLY you can't *have* a missing part, that's why it's missing

    • @NafizGames22
      @NafizGames22 6 місяців тому +1

      Two plot twists in one place😅

    • @nickphaux
      @nickphaux 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Resi1ienceWhat about "It has a part missing..."?

  • @mayadaniello848
    @mayadaniello848 4 роки тому +4803

    Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.

    • @diamondbeater8121
      @diamondbeater8121 4 роки тому +29

      LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 роки тому +13

      2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

    • @cinamick2114
      @cinamick2114 4 роки тому +12

      his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him

    • @cooldude56g
      @cooldude56g 4 роки тому +9

      "huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."

    • @Archalius
      @Archalius 4 роки тому +5

      2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported

  • @vidhoard
    @vidhoard 2 роки тому +2333

    31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 2 роки тому +61

      💀💀💀

    • @wren4now904
      @wren4now904 Рік тому +17

      YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE

    • @kieran101yes
      @kieran101yes 8 місяців тому +19

      I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard 8 місяців тому +3

      @@wren4now904 noiceee

    • @vidhoard
      @vidhoard 8 місяців тому +24

      @kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 4 роки тому +3217

    I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart

  • @Cassiopea
    @Cassiopea 4 роки тому +1873

    Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius"
    Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"

    • @whish67
      @whish67 4 роки тому +31

      @@KrovierYT Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!

    • @Lotus-sp6cu
      @Lotus-sp6cu 4 роки тому +10

      The Moods™

    • @brenda256
      @brenda256 4 роки тому +9

      the duality of the markimoo moo

    • @ThatoneGuy-wb2nj
      @ThatoneGuy-wb2nj 4 роки тому +5

      Perfectly balanced as all things should.

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 5 місяців тому

      He’s bad at both is what’s even funnier

  • @faithprinz896
    @faithprinz896 4 роки тому +432

    "and this is is what the world is missing out on and i feel that they weep every night because they know they can never experience my full magnificence and i know this and i too cry at night knowing that the world is deprived of my genius, i know this.."
    *van stops*
    mark's face: -_-

  • @fueselwe
    @fueselwe 2 роки тому +1533

    31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020

  • @zerochaos7
    @zerochaos7 4 роки тому +440

    I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".

    • @daniiiqwq
      @daniiiqwq 4 роки тому +6

      i could not feel my lungfa

  • @jun1purr889
    @jun1purr889 4 роки тому +965

    Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug"
    My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*

    • @aarontuck492
      @aarontuck492 4 роки тому +48

      Croods reference. I like it.

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 4 роки тому +19

      nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this

    • @juniejunebug
      @juniejunebug 4 роки тому +20

      we share that braincell

    • @trashhuman7774
      @trashhuman7774 4 роки тому +14

      Rare reference me like

    • @zippywippy222
      @zippywippy222 4 роки тому +3

      omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 4 роки тому +4808

    75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.

  • @weird_0
    @weird_0 2 роки тому +802

    42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.

    • @lexaiuskenjiro5867
      @lexaiuskenjiro5867 2 роки тому +21

      I was actually believing in him. Big sad

    • @HSamee
      @HSamee 2 роки тому +18

      Years of academy training wasted.

  • @SortOfABigDeal
    @SortOfABigDeal 4 роки тому +195

    I still rewatch this video a lot because I love how clear it is that his community is just trying to make him laugh. They don’t care about the game, they just want to see Mark smile, it’s so wholesome.

    • @sirbreadstick
      @sirbreadstick 4 роки тому +4

      You say try to make him laugh but have you considered some try to make him triggered?

    • @sara4024
      @sara4024 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah I think they're just trying to piss him off

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 роки тому +12

      Same, we all share a collective brain cell and it’s beautiful.

  • @christopherwebster6354
    @christopherwebster6354 4 роки тому +3554

    Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'

  • @freeze_zane0691
    @freeze_zane0691 3 роки тому +3422

    25:16
    "I did it! I did it! Now how did you guys ma-"
    -Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment

  • @chasemeadows6176
    @chasemeadows6176 2 роки тому +385

    20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark

    • @PCrailfan3790
      @PCrailfan3790 2 роки тому +2

      @Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up

    • @AggressiveSpaghetti
      @AggressiveSpaghetti Рік тому

      ​@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?

    • @bigendered
      @bigendered Рік тому +2

      WHAT IS IT

    • @smwatertasteslikewater
      @smwatertasteslikewater Рік тому +5

      @@bigenderedvulva I think

    • @Person7503
      @Person7503 Рік тому +3

      ​@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.

  • @heartofonyx9763
    @heartofonyx9763 3 роки тому +1300

    45:20
    The “oh” is just so full of surprise and utter sadness, it’s so funny

    • @lilypearce3214
      @lilypearce3214 10 місяців тому +1

      The 'no's afterwards really sell the whole thing 😂

  • @epiclogic3074
    @epiclogic3074 4 роки тому +5465

    The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges
    It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore

    • @Greadiux
      @Greadiux 4 роки тому +150

      43:35

    • @raniellelopez5653
      @raniellelopez5653 4 роки тому +94

      I lost my will to laugh after i heard that

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 роки тому +28

      1:22

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 4 роки тому +16

      True horror...

    • @emmawillis353
      @emmawillis353 4 роки тому +43

      MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @goose1773
    @goose1773 4 роки тому +3160

    "It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card

    • @burrgurrandfrie8053
      @burrgurrandfrie8053 4 роки тому +58

      My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself

    • @pattonkesselring4247
      @pattonkesselring4247 4 роки тому +6

      Nep what?

    • @Joyn-420
      @Joyn-420 3 роки тому +2

      card against humanity card

    • @pattonkesselring4247
      @pattonkesselring4247 3 роки тому +7

      @@Joyn-420 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 3 роки тому +39

      Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 2 роки тому +227

    My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”

  • @LegoLordPro
    @LegoLordPro 4 роки тому +1166

    Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR"
    Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*

  • @caedlittler2149
    @caedlittler2149 4 роки тому +558

    The character willingly driving off cliffs: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.*

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 роки тому +631

    Mark 10% of the time: that's really good!
    Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*

    • @PhilosopherInsomniac
      @PhilosopherInsomniac 4 роки тому +7

      Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.

    • @ventusios6978
      @ventusios6978 4 роки тому +4

      97%*

    • @lesliecox2257
      @lesliecox2257 4 роки тому +4

      I love the instant faces of confusion he makes

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 4 роки тому +3

      100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it

  • @theninjakid1430
    @theninjakid1430 2 роки тому +427

    5:50, That counts
    13:01, This is where I lost breath
    21:33, You tried
    26:59, Good effort
    31:07, Best bridge yet
    34:55, That was actually ingenius

    • @genericalias5742
      @genericalias5742 Рік тому +22

      “I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.

    • @viewer6670
      @viewer6670 4 місяці тому

      "WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!!"

  • @mentlegenpooty9711
    @mentlegenpooty9711 4 роки тому +9486

    Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.

  • @lysandish3265
    @lysandish3265 4 роки тому +3402

    Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design*
    Fans: L o *o* -p-

  • @kristoferschirmacher7232
    @kristoferschirmacher7232 4 роки тому +2238

    In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”

    • @TsuladanGaming
      @TsuladanGaming 4 роки тому +110

      In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.

    • @carlosdafox21
      @carlosdafox21 4 роки тому +21

      Fish

    • @ThrashMetallix
      @ThrashMetallix 4 роки тому +75

      When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."

    • @audoldends6799
      @audoldends6799 4 роки тому +13

      I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 4 роки тому +38

      "Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"

  • @latexbeep
    @latexbeep 2 роки тому +98

    28:42 "it'll be called the hug"
    The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging

  • @nos249
    @nos249 4 роки тому +408

    Mark: make bridges
    Chat: **makes horrible, terrible, no good, very bad bridges**
    Also chat: c o m i d e e

  • @retrotimes4250
    @retrotimes4250 4 роки тому +490

    Mark: *rambles on*
    The car: "THIS VAN IS MINE NOW."

  • @underthybed1637
    @underthybed1637 4 роки тому +830

    Mark: "I don't have 5 ovens anymore"
    Everyone:Shame

  • @starfishthrower486
    @starfishthrower486 2 роки тому +147

    36:30
    Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention."
    Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"

  • @meyvv881
    @meyvv881 4 роки тому +753

    mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore.
    me: no, impossible

    • @ghoulishtheories7979
      @ghoulishtheories7979 4 роки тому +71

      He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️

    • @MrRods
      @MrRods 4 роки тому +4

      Shit

    • @MrRods
      @MrRods 4 роки тому +12

      The king has fallen

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 роки тому +2

      We are downgrading

    • @meyvv881
      @meyvv881 4 роки тому

      @@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao

  • @camo6465
    @camo6465 3 роки тому +4659

    34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol

  • @kloownkoosey501
    @kloownkoosey501 4 роки тому +3156

    This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers

    • @nightfox183
      @nightfox183 4 роки тому +62

      This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.

    • @zoeyhanson3882
      @zoeyhanson3882 4 роки тому +21

      You Right

    • @05TE
      @05TE 4 роки тому +42

      I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.

    • @normaloperations3484
      @normaloperations3484 4 роки тому +10

      Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks

    • @rattatoowiiuwu1402
      @rattatoowiiuwu1402 4 роки тому +5

      *u right*

  • @Pressure_Point
    @Pressure_Point Рік тому +78

    31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads

  • @KittyKatty999
    @KittyKatty999 4 роки тому +1207

    "YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!"
    Living in the countryside in a nutshell.

    • @shinigami_samurai7058
      @shinigami_samurai7058 4 роки тому +13

      Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).

    • @cooldude2722
      @cooldude2722 4 роки тому +7

      37:57

    • @EliteJax4180
      @EliteJax4180 4 роки тому +22

      @@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom.
      But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.

    • @shinigami_samurai7058
      @shinigami_samurai7058 4 роки тому +3

      @@EliteJax4180 i thank you for your intellect

    • @EliteJax4180
      @EliteJax4180 4 роки тому +13

      @@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.

  • @MythInTheMaking
    @MythInTheMaking 4 роки тому +788

    Mark looking at designs: we don’t have enough road!
    Everyone’s designs: Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads

  • @cartersmith6628
    @cartersmith6628 4 роки тому +367

    This is probably what it’d be like to have Mark as a high school engineering teacher

    • @schilson1
      @schilson1 4 роки тому +1

      I would love that

    • @Rainbowcat445
      @Rainbowcat445 4 роки тому

      This would be preferable to my actual high engineering teacher lmao

    • @Jakecake95
      @Jakecake95 3 місяці тому +1

      Giggling at inappropriate jokes, appreciating genius bridge designs? hell yeah

  • @Outanower
    @Outanower 2 роки тому +135

    As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 2 роки тому +13

      I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.

  • @HybridMiranda
    @HybridMiranda 3 роки тому +5619

    I have genuinely not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you everyone. Thank you Lixian. And whomever made the 'oh sh*t' bridge, you in particular owe me a new pair of pants.

    • @altsc
      @altsc 3 роки тому +267

      Clean up on bridge oh shit

    • @jackal292
      @jackal292 3 роки тому +112

      You oh shit your pants

    • @Cyclone-rt6ih
      @Cyclone-rt6ih 3 роки тому +86

      Dude I cannot agree with you more this made me cry twice and I couldn't breathe multiple times for how funny this shit is😂🤣

    • @FREEEAGLEDETROIT
      @FREEEAGLEDETROIT 3 роки тому +2

      Haha

    • @mynamese1103
      @mynamese1103 3 роки тому +35

      Timestamp on oh sh*t bridge?

  • @calltheshibas9534
    @calltheshibas9534 3 роки тому +1731

    17:19
    ‘It was called the Droop Snoot’
    ‘The Droop Snoot?’
    ‘The snoot drooped’
    ‘The snoot drooped?’
    ‘The snoot went droop’

  • @nichamyy2011
    @nichamyy2011 4 роки тому +2260

    "There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"

  • @possomboy3663
    @possomboy3663 2 роки тому +60

    20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂

  • @eltarugo6899
    @eltarugo6899 4 роки тому +252

    "HEHE CAR GO CRASH" Why am I laughing so much at that??!!

  • @Gartoons
    @Gartoons 4 роки тому +408

    Marks bridges: a masterpiece
    Marks fans bridges: the definition of "Thar She Blows"

  • @allinory
    @allinory 4 роки тому +12219

    This is what teaching in elementary school feels like

    • @CynthiaMcKeen
      @CynthiaMcKeen 4 роки тому +360

      That is why I will never be a teacher

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 роки тому +661

      "this is awful and you should feel bad"
      *8 year old runs away crying*

    • @PrayingForTheMeteor
      @PrayingForTheMeteor 4 роки тому +78

      Mood.

    • @sarahthumm3162
      @sarahthumm3162 4 роки тому +125

      This is what any teacher feels like at some point

    • @dbzboi8389
      @dbzboi8389 4 роки тому +54

      I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000

  • @MajronStudios
    @MajronStudios 2 роки тому +118

    5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.

  • @SuzakuGame
    @SuzakuGame 4 роки тому +2652

    Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes

  • @karleyfin7299
    @karleyfin7299 4 роки тому +273

    I'm so tempted to have my dad watch this since he is an actual engineer and is working on a bridge right now

  • @akumasaaan
    @akumasaaan 4 роки тому +213

    Mark Big Brain: I could have been an engineer, I know this, the world is deprived of my genius, I’m sorry
    *second van fails to cross bridge and make it to its checkpoint*
    Mark Big Brain: *confused deflation*

  • @tinybunnyfish
    @tinybunnyfish 2 роки тому +26

    I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video

  • @Kaunoe
    @Kaunoe 4 роки тому +862

    This is one of my favorite videos of Mark interacting with fans, it really showcases the two collective brain cells we all share with Mark. I am so proud of this community

    • @blueflamefae7898
      @blueflamefae7898 3 роки тому +27

      Mark has all of the brain cells.

    • @danielclark612
      @danielclark612 3 роки тому +9

      I'm glad mark appeared to ha w fun, because I would have literally murdered myself if I had to deal with this.

    • @Androids23
      @Androids23 3 роки тому +16

      Mark + his fanbase = chaos

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 3 роки тому +1

      So none?

  • @Elphret101
    @Elphret101 4 роки тому +359

    35:00 That is such an engineering "Exactly to functional specs" solution

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому +32

      It works in this specific scenario, that's all it needs

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +4

      @@quantumblauthor7300 indeed

    • @Corcupix
      @Corcupix 3 роки тому +5

      @@quantumblauthor7300 over-budget but ok

  • @kittygirl593
    @kittygirl593 4 роки тому +341

    Mark: Where is it going?!
    Me: Davy Jones locker.

  • @zocker2586
    @zocker2586 Рік тому +72

    34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment

  • @lwright9690
    @lwright9690 4 роки тому +3314

    Mark: "actually trying to build bridges"
    Other players: *pee*
    Moderators: this is fine.

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 роки тому +145

      The moderators fueled the chaos and I love it

    • @UsmanMalik-jo8rg
      @UsmanMalik-jo8rg 3 роки тому +8

      Hey! I remember you! You were in a How 2! How to survive on deserted island!

    • @Grayies
      @Grayies 3 роки тому

      @@UsmanMalik-jo8rg click him if you remeber him

    • @Grayies
      @Grayies 3 роки тому

      @Ivan Varela I-

    • @Grayies
      @Grayies 3 роки тому

      @Ivan Varela rip-

  • @joshuahooks8600
    @joshuahooks8600 4 роки тому +860

    Markiplier: Hug?
    Car:*jumps gap completely*
    Markiplier:*silence*Damn.

    • @davidstark7151
      @davidstark7151 3 роки тому +2

      a god damn flex on mark dAMN

    • @lxnat1c232
      @lxnat1c232 3 роки тому +1

      I love furries like you damn bruh

  • @iantheguy9731
    @iantheguy9731 3 роки тому +518

    27:11 I love how the ramp at the end of the bridge curled up onto the dozer and pulled it downwards like those bug eating plants, sundews I think they are called

  • @exodiusgames6021
    @exodiusgames6021 2 роки тому +40

    "I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail."
    Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.

  • @mangotango8115
    @mangotango8115 4 роки тому +340

    Never in my life did I ever expect to laugh so hard at bridges, but here I am.
    I think I've gone insane.

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 4 роки тому +4677

    “What kinda idiots made these”
    That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots

  • @deadpooldealsdamage
    @deadpooldealsdamage 4 роки тому +745

    Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’
    Mark: _‘Finchat.’_

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 4 роки тому +41

      Mark Edward Finchat

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 4 роки тому +5

      Finnish chat?

    • @jamesc.2743
      @jamesc.2743 4 роки тому +6

      "Finch at"

    • @Plusle843
      @Plusle843 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 роки тому +1

      I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat

  • @xelloe
    @xelloe 2 роки тому +520

    mark: I'm a engineer genius
    also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.

    • @TubaNinja099
      @TubaNinja099 2 роки тому +18

      200 IQ junyus right there

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 роки тому +36

      to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 2 роки тому +28

      In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.

    • @Militia_Misaki
      @Militia_Misaki 10 місяців тому +3

      well you know if it works we're good (that never works)

  • @MaccyCheeze
    @MaccyCheeze 4 роки тому +259

    Person:tries to make f in chat
    Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 роки тому +4

      FINCHAT

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 4 роки тому +2

      A shark's favorite type of chat...

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 роки тому +1

      That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat

  • @justanotherguy2915
    @justanotherguy2915 4 роки тому +594

    28:49 The sweet embrace of death.

    • @shadowx3benz117
      @shadowx3benz117 3 роки тому +11

      Thanks for the link, I have now watched that about 60 times and I keeps getting funnier

    • @notbob6431
      @notbob6431 3 роки тому +2

      Same xD

    • @totally_straight3852
      @totally_straight3852 3 роки тому

      Plot twist- it is William aftons wife that drowned in her car

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 роки тому

      Dave: Oh crap, Old Sport is dead!

    • @totally_straight3852
      @totally_straight3852 3 роки тому

      OH NO
      Ehhh they'll be fine they just have to walk it off

  • @breadman0512
    @breadman0512 3 роки тому +1541

    34:44 is my favorite one that actually worked.

    • @IAmSkystrike
      @IAmSkystrike 3 роки тому +195

      Why use hydraulics when you can have a boat hole?

    • @CsQ_RandomRepository
      @CsQ_RandomRepository 3 роки тому +4

      @@IAmSkystrike Because reasons 🤪

    • @yaboiTyTy
      @yaboiTyTy 3 роки тому +70

      "How do i road" is my personal favorite

    • @Mii4210
      @Mii4210 3 роки тому +19

      Same lmao I replayed that part a few times and kept laughing at it 😂

    • @breadman0512
      @breadman0512 3 роки тому +9

      @@yaboiTyTy Yeah, that one was super funny too XD

  • @jbussey5301
    @jbussey5301 2 роки тому +147

    @17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.

  • @rigtatoni688
    @rigtatoni688 4 роки тому +148

    Mark: *sets hydraulics to expand*
    Mark: ITS GONNA PULL
    Hydraulics: *expand*

  • @may.k222
    @may.k222 4 роки тому +557

    “Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 4 роки тому +1

      *48

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 4 роки тому +5

      @@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*

    • @may.k222
      @may.k222 4 роки тому

      Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀

  • @BladeAerialFox
    @BladeAerialFox 3 роки тому +4299

    I’m sure the people who made really dumb bridges just wanted to hear him laugh.

    • @micahdodoodles
      @micahdodoodles 3 роки тому +227

      who doesnt enjoy that, his laugh's adorable

    • @cursedskell3437
      @cursedskell3437 3 роки тому +17

      True or their stoopid jk~~

    • @Eilishiplier
      @Eilishiplier 3 роки тому +143

      you don’t know how it feels when he laughs at the things you made. really made me happy

    • @LeiaLouise
      @LeiaLouise 3 роки тому +11

      We’re all like lil’ kids!!! 😊 😝

    • @smashmallow1012
      @smashmallow1012 2 роки тому +31

      I mean mark's laugh is infectious

  • @thetrashking459
    @thetrashking459 2 роки тому +34

    The genuine distress he starts to feel just makes it so much better

  • @loganhermann8313
    @loganhermann8313 4 роки тому +403

    Mark: *careful to not go over budget*
    Literally everyone else: Budget? Who gives a crap about budget?

  • @nielsdegroot2997
    @nielsdegroot2997 4 роки тому +168

    People submit bridges that are waaaay over budget.
    Markiplier: A+
    Now I know how every engineering project goes over budget...

  • @anotheranon8325
    @anotheranon8325 4 роки тому +265

    I like how theres only two paths for the people submitting designs
    They either:
    Build a bridge where they wanna show Mark a different design or a different way to progress (different than the basic A-pattern support system)
    *OR*
    They write FUCK in the sky with wood and it sinks instantly

  • @andrewhazen5569
    @andrewhazen5569 Рік тому +25

    43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxthedeadthing
    @maxthedeadthing 4 роки тому +784

    to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”

    • @awmehgoddd
      @awmehgoddd 4 роки тому +55

      I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.

    • @maxthedeadthing
      @maxthedeadthing 4 роки тому +27

      awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P

    • @angelbyte
      @angelbyte 4 роки тому +11

      @@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-

    • @draky7953
      @draky7953 4 роки тому +8

      @@@angelbyte *hear
      Just in case you need more English in your life.

    • @hUh--
      @hUh-- 4 роки тому +17

      @@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)

  • @kayborder4940
    @kayborder4940 4 роки тому +3005

    This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get

    • @Lisa-td2wr
      @Lisa-td2wr 4 роки тому +82

      at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer

    • @Kuvoa
      @Kuvoa 4 роки тому +25

      This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao

    • @professionalpainthuffer
      @professionalpainthuffer 4 роки тому +30

      I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 4 роки тому +25

      Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”

    • @amandaclark9302
      @amandaclark9302 4 роки тому +2

      Ur funny

  • @Katenkiokotsu
    @Katenkiokotsu 4 роки тому +2010

    Mark audience be like: We didn't fail, we just discovered infinte ways on how not to make a bridge

    • @joyfreg2337
      @joyfreg2337 4 роки тому +7

      Yeeah making it easier for people to know the right way... i mean right? the more wrong we know the more right looks correct.

    • @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293
      @thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 4 роки тому +1

      I Was The 666th Liker

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 4 роки тому

      .

    • @claifers1841
      @claifers1841 4 роки тому +4

      We didn’t fail
      We simply did not win

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 роки тому

      My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids

  • @msthatiamjrdkneice
    @msthatiamjrdkneice Рік тому +14

    Some people understood the assignment.
    Other people did *not* understand the assignment.
    The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.

  • @JeffOfTheMountains
    @JeffOfTheMountains 4 роки тому +371

    To paraphrase from Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame: "I REJECT YOUR ENGINEERING AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!"

    • @piplupcola
      @piplupcola 4 роки тому +12

      This is it. This is the entire video.

    • @zeltron
      @zeltron 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @zeltron
      @zeltron 4 роки тому

      U can't see my videos

  • @nooblalalarrrr4Zombieleader
    @nooblalalarrrr4Zombieleader 3 роки тому +544

    17:37
    Person: Gets Bonked By Bridge
    Mark: *L A U G H T E R*

  • @averydavis9834
    @averydavis9834 4 роки тому +522

    I remember watching this live and thought: "I can't wait to see Lixian's edits"

  • @UnKnown-hf4mi
    @UnKnown-hf4mi 2 роки тому +31

    5:56 Task Failed successfully

  • @ridleyisbored.5393
    @ridleyisbored.5393 4 роки тому +107

    "I-"
    *sighs*
    "I'm gonna put you in detention."
    I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

  • @RitvikAlt
    @RitvikAlt 4 роки тому +459

    35:00 this one made me laugh so hard i almost spat food on the monitor.

  • @augurly
    @augurly 4 роки тому +2485

    His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.

    • @SStarry_Days
      @SStarry_Days 4 роки тому +229

      Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

    • @TheDukesOfIDV
      @TheDukesOfIDV 4 роки тому +122

      Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*

    • @XG-OFFICIAL-59
      @XG-OFFICIAL-59 4 роки тому +106

      @Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP

    • @MiamiMochi
      @MiamiMochi 4 роки тому +80

      He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.

    • @jacobrookey3284
      @jacobrookey3284 4 роки тому +91

      JJ CooL r/woosh

  • @andromeda4655
    @andromeda4655 2 роки тому +24

    I love how mark doesn’t realize that given freedom, his fans want nothing more than to create chaos to make him laugh and react to

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 4 роки тому +370

    I love that Lixian added Seán’s scream for the van falling

    • @yevenlu3243
      @yevenlu3243 4 роки тому +2

      Timestamp, plz.

    • @totallyoriginalusername1791
      @totallyoriginalusername1791 4 роки тому +11

      Ok I stomped a clock

    • @norielleserato
      @norielleserato 4 роки тому +10

      @@yevenlu3243 31:49 ??? It sounded like him to me I guess

    • @lostsouls1919
      @lostsouls1919 4 роки тому +3

      @@norielleserato it is, it's from the video where he did nothing but change shirts, and scream at clips of his videos

    • @pq1282
      @pq1282 4 роки тому

      It’s not his scream

  • @eldriopossum
    @eldriopossum 4 роки тому +580

    this video has the energy of a tired dad trying and failing to help his children with homework

    • @itsvhere4327
      @itsvhere4327 4 роки тому +4

      Dad Energi

    • @ilikerice2454
      @ilikerice2454 4 роки тому

      I would like this comment but it's at 420

    • @ilikerice2454
      @ilikerice2454 4 роки тому

      So apparently 3 people liked this comment while I wrote the other comment

  • @3dmovieplayer
    @3dmovieplayer 4 роки тому +186

    Mark: does a monologue about he's genius
    Marks bridge: Display the opposite of that

  • @thedelbanator4146
    @thedelbanator4146 2 роки тому +20

    The genuine laughs mark had during this is what made this video so good. His reactions are always hilarious and entertaining to watch. Especially when it's something as funny as letting his viewers make shitty bridges for him to test.

  • @json379
    @json379 4 роки тому +600

    Mark: “So how’d you guys -“
    Sees the monstrous designs
    Marks: “So you’ve chosen...death”

  • @elenas3571
    @elenas3571 4 роки тому +466

    “The world is deprived of my genius”
    Bus: *Gets Stuck*

    • @possum0451
      @possum0451 4 роки тому +4

      Stepbus I’m stuck

    • @thelesbianwitch8203
      @thelesbianwitch8203 4 роки тому +2

      "The glory of what could have been if I had decided to pursue engineering" 😂

  • @Nightstormshadow1
    @Nightstormshadow1 4 роки тому +171

    Mark dieing of laughter as everyone fails at bridges and questioning how they got to that point is the best. We need more of this xD

  • @Underutilized
    @Underutilized Рік тому +20

    Their determination to make a loop is unmatched

  • @ellithejoker1046
    @ellithejoker1046 4 роки тому +405

    20:14 That design is top tier engineering

    • @Leah-Heala
      @Leah-Heala 3 роки тому +9

      Truly, a master of their craft.

    • @yakkowarner20
      @yakkowarner20 3 роки тому +6

      I spent almost 20 minutes laughing!

  • @thepringleman_
    @thepringleman_ 3 роки тому +2038

    *sees Mark test their bridge*
    Fan: (:
    *Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
    Fan: :(

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 3 роки тому +159

      Alternatively:
      *Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
      Fan: >:3

    • @-NGC-6302-
      @-NGC-6302- 3 роки тому +25

      They deserved it

    • @joeyjoe303
      @joeyjoe303 3 роки тому +43

      Nah I'd still have my smile

    • @katarinaandrejkova4590
      @katarinaandrejkova4590 3 роки тому +6

      That is a 100% True XD

    • @capncrunchy
      @capncrunchy 3 роки тому +27

      Mark: Tests fans bridge
      Fan: :)
      Mark: This bridge is actually good
      Fan: Ascends into the heavens

  • @ExplodingJellyfish
    @ExplodingJellyfish 3 роки тому +471

    InvictusTheWolf, the guy who made the "LIXIAN JUMPSCARE" design, i salute you

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 2 роки тому +4

      Right? XD gotta thank for that gift

  • @redengineer4521
    @redengineer4521 2 роки тому +43

    19:23 i have to imagine this with the breaking sound from the lego games