I TEST YOUR TERRIBLE AWFUL NO-GOOD EMBARRASSING BRIDGES | Poly Bridge 2
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- Poly Bridge 2 lets me build the bridges of my dreams. However YOU JERKS design the bridges of my nightmares. At least they're kinda funny...
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75% of the designs: Where we're going, we don’t need roads.
So true
Bact to the future 2
@@dataredacted001 hooray you got the reference
Exactly
Back To The Future more like Back To The Drawing Board
Mark: *actually complimenting a well thought out design*
Fans: L o *o* -p-
The *l o o p* beckons.
Mark is more like PULLLLLL
More like *J U M P*
@@beeftastesliketoenails94 more like B R E A K S M A S H
Loop-de-loops DO NOT *W O R K*
25:16
"I did it! I did it. How did you guys ma-"
-Markiplier's last words before utter disappointment
LMAO
This whole video in a nutshell
31:08 One of my favorite things to think about in this video is that this was during a livestream so he just screamed "LIXIAN NOOOOO" and then just had to act like nothing happened
💀💀💀
YO I JUST GOT TO LEAVE THE 1000th LIKE MY SOUL IS COMPLETE
I mean, even if it's not a livestream, Mark has to do the acting and Lixian just edits around that.
@@wren4now904 noiceee
@kieran101yes right but usually he's alone in his office. Not in front of an audience of live viewers. 😂
This is what teaching in elementary school feels like
That is why I will never be a teacher
"this is awful and you should feel bad"
*8 year old runs away crying*
Mood.
This is what any teacher feels like at some point
I’m kid but I’m like the smartest in my class I got adhd so it might be why and if you don’t know why I said adhd might make me smarter is adhd gives you talents I’m good at math also I found a loop hole so 25 + 25 = 50 so it’s be the same just with more digits so 25000 + 25000 = 50000
This is as close to an engineer as Mark will ever get
at the pull bridge one you noticed why he didnt become an engineer
This reminds me of when I took engineering classes in high school absolutely boring lmao
I think this might be as close to engineering as he wants to get lmao
Well he has said before “maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t become an engineer”
Ur funny
31:35 "It's got a little flappy dangle but maybe the love's there" -Markiplier, 2020
.........OH SH-
I died laughing
that’s what she said
"oooőōűUOOÕŒØH"
42:50 the way mark was so proud of himself and halfway through it just collapses and his "oh god please no" had me rolling and crying.
I was actually believing in him. Big sad
Years of academy training wasted.
Alternate title: 'Twitch Stream Audience Tortures Man Who Could Have Been an Engineer for 48 Minutes.'
Another one: Mark reviews children's bridge designs
😂😂😂
Lmao so true.
he couldve been an engineer
*sobs in bathtub*
I fear the possibility of him becoming an engineer.
"There's an infinite amount of incorrect solutions and you have found all of them"
He underestermates us...
Sounds Michael Reevey
*reads this comment right as he says it*
When
Likes are at 666 and I’m gonna leave it at that
20:16 I love that it takes him a second to realize what it is. Never change, Mark
@Kaylyn Machala you don’t want to know please don’t look it up
@@PCrailfan3790but it's just "big pussу", isn't it?
WHAT IS IT
@@bigenderedvulva I think
@@bigenderedThat thing that everyone says smells fishy.
5:50, That counts
13:01, This is where I lost breath
21:33, You tried
26:59, Good effort
31:07, Best bridge yet
34:55, That was actually ingenius
“I don’t think you understood the prompt…” is one of the funniest things in this video because it actually makes him sound like a teacher grading an assignment.
In another uni verse where Mark is an engineer: “Bridge engineer, Mark Fishbach, kills 976 civilians due to bridge collapse”
In that universe Jack is running Cloak all by himself.
Fish
When reached for a comment, he replied simply with "I'm a junyus."
I’d believe the universe where mark is a structural engineer
"Aparently bridge was designed by his student and the beams were in shape of penis"
Mark in here: "Damn I'm a genius"
Mark in Minecraft videos: "I'm starting to believe I might be an idiot"
@@equalizedbucket2006 Raft: I'M a genius and all of YOU are idiots!
The Moods™
the duality of the markimoo moo
Perfectly balanced as all things should.
37:57 - 39:20 just feels like a crumble of laughter as Mark tries to understand road
My dad studied engineering in college, but eventually became a philosophy professor. A story he likes to tell is about an engineering class he was in where he and most of the other students goofed off. The professor was irritated and said, “if you make a mistake in here, it’s okay, but you make a mistake out there, your bridge collapses!”
His designs are really good. He could have been an engineer.
Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*
Michael Arellano Hi are you a *SIMP*
@Michael Arellano Hi are you a SIMP
He did go to college for engineering and almost got a master's degree.
JJ CooL r/woosh
to quote my english teacher: “if breathing was voluntary, most of y’all would be dead”
I actually kind of enjoy the prospect of an English teacher using "'y'all" like that.
awmehgoddd i live in tennessee and he’s from georgia so it’s kind of hard not to :P
@@maxthedeadthing You will ALWAYS here y'all everywhere in Tennessee XD At least where I live-
@@@angelbyte *hear
Just in case you need more English in your life.
@@draky7953 (the fact that you put an extra @ is triggering my inner perfectionist...and I hate it so much and I don't know why ;-;)
36:30
Mark: "I'm going to put you in detention."
Student: "You'll never catch me alive!"
As someone that actually studied physics and engineering in university, this was hard to watch
I’m an aerospace engineering major. I feel your pain.
"Engineering Professor Getting More and More Disappointed While Grading First Year Papers" is surprisingly hilarious to watch. I would like more please.
reminds me of a joke I heard where a bunch of Engineering professors get on a plane and are then told it was made by one of their students. All but one of the professors haul ass. The last one says, if it was made by his students, he has no worries, cause no way this fucker is going to take off
Yeah 😂
@@ThePatxiao I loved that
@@ThePatxiao Damn thats a good one. Take my like good sir.
Pat Xiao HAHAHAHA
This whole video is just mark being a high school teacher marking papers
This is how it still is marking college papers tbh.
You Right
I read that as "school teacher being high" and it still checked out.
Then he is the best B- (I don’t know what that is in numbers but I don’t care) for a failed designe thus he could get you through you’re year because he only gives high marks
*u right*
28:42 "it'll be called the hug"
The hug: maliciously does the opposite of hugging
31:42 Lost it at this part. The seemingly good design brings our hopes up just for us to realize that it doesn't have any roads
I love the hydraulic bridges that just slowly and elegantly rip themselves apart
Reminds me of myself
r/ihadastroke
I love the bridges that just collapse all at once really, really fast
time stamp
@@harutoSpring every level with hydraulics
Bridge maker: ‘F in chat’
Mark: _‘Finchat.’_
Mark Edward Finchat
Finnish chat?
"Finch at"
@@jamesc.2743 At whom? X)
I say Finchat now a lot instead of F in chat
@17:35 a prime example of how 2020 rolled in.
34:52 I haven't laughed so hard in so long 'til this magnificent moment
Whenever one of the bridges fail, Mark sounds like a disappointed dad who’s also not surprised.
LIXIAN NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported
his moderators kinda dont know how create a bridge but they were just trying to impress him
"huuuh... I always knew it would come to this."
2500 SUBSCRIBERS WITH NO VIDEO CHALLENGE reported
Alternate Title: Mark's Community Attempts to Break Him for 48 Minutes
and from the looks of it succeeds
I would have clicked this in a heartbeat
Breaking mark in record time?
That grandma started it all.
Alternate alternate title “Mark has several mental breakdowns in lees than an hour”
mark: I'm a engineer genius
also mark: using coat hanger plastic as a replacement for a strong metal pin.
200 IQ junyus right there
to be fair, that was DURING college. nobody is a genius DURING college
In his defense, he did biomedical engineering, not mechanical.
well you know if it works we're good (that never works)
20:21 Get your mind out of the gutter Mark, it’s just a big coffee bean😂
mark: i dont have 5 ovens anymore.
me: no, impossible
He secretly has 6 now. Mark stays upgrading. 🐸☕️
Shit
The king has fallen
We are downgrading
@@ghoulishtheories7979 ow shit u close to 69 lmao
“Mark being disappointed in his fans for 48 minutes straight”
*48
@@Mabra51 48 minutes and 38 seconds*
Okay damn I didn’t realize ppl would come for me for not being precise💀
5:23 I love that it takes a second for Mark to realize and laugh at a word he says 1 million times per video.
UA-cam evil for recommending this today lol
Alternate title: Engineering Teacher Mark loses hope as he grades his students' projects.
I like this title very accurate
A+
10/10
I like this narrative
Stoole
There are a few good students...
And there are...
"those students"
“What kinda idiots made these”
That would be your fans, Mark, that’s us idiots
F r o n k
Very funny idiots
Us creatures
At least we're funny idiots 😂
I see Mark has been watching a lot of Michael Reeves
5:56 Task Failed successfully
"people might mistake me for some kind of a masochist"
mark- 2021
30:09
The scariest thing about this video isn’t the bridges
It’s the fact that mark said, he didn’t have 5 ovens anymore
43:35
I lost my will to laugh after i heard that
1:22
True horror...
MARK DOESNT HAVE 5 OVENS ANY MORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I remember watching this live and thought: "I can't wait to see Lixian's edits"
Its same
Lixian is the best
lmao me tooooo
I'm literally crying with laughter from 27:00 onwards
Ikr samme
Their determination to make a loop is unmatched
43:09. Markiplier's look of defeat as the bridge collapses. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark audience be like: We didn't fail, we just discovered infinte ways on how not to make a bridge
Yeeah making it easier for people to know the right way... i mean right? the more wrong we know the more right looks correct.
I Was The 666th Liker
.
We didn’t fail
We simply did not win
My vids are alot like Markiplier's vids
Mark 10% of the time: that's really good!
Mark 90% of the time: *wHAT IS THAT‽*
Much respect for the use of the Interrobang.
97%*
I love the instant faces of confusion he makes
100% of the time: 𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓾𝓼
@@PhilosopherInsomniac ikr. It's cool to see someone use it
"I don't know how you keep finding new ways to fail."
Me, looking back at most of Mark's catalog, especially any puzzle game: We learned from the best.
Some people understood the assignment.
Other people did *not* understand the assignment.
The majority of people seemingly did understand the assignment, and yet, they purposely chose to not do it.
Mark: "It's gonna be called the hug"
My last two braincells: *because it rhymes with grug*
Croods reference. I like it.
nice reference, I forgot that movie existed until I saw this
we share that braincell
Rare reference me like
omg i was thinking the same thing when he said that!
"It's an express route down to Neptune himself" sounds like a card against humanity card
My dog? It’s an express route to Neptune himself
Nep what?
card against humanity card
@@iamYOU550 sounds neppin hilarious. (Someone please get this joke.)
Hi, this is Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled: "It's an express route down to Neptune himself". Can you explain?
The genuine distress he starts to feel just makes it so much better
19:23 i have to imagine this with the breaking sound from the lego games
Mark: "actually trying to build bridges"
Other players: *pee*
Moderators: this is fine.
The moderators fueled the chaos and I love it
Hey! I remember you! You were in a How 2! How to survive on deserted island!
@@UsmanMalik-jo8rg click him if you remeber him
@Ivan Varela I-
@Ivan Varela rip-
"P stands for Pull."
How many things does P stand for?
The saga continues.
* Someone who’s a year to late *
“When did P come into the equation?”
p stans for pins
P for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
P stands for:
pull
push
pick
peel
pin
phil
philipines
*pEe*
pen
*POOOOOP*
perk
pat
pit
pitball
*pAy AlL yOuR mOnEy*
pan
pack
poll
pitch
poor
pool
*PERRY THE PLATYPUS*
i am too weak after saying perry the platypus
P is for power
45:22 I enjoy the jiggle physics when the bridge hits the ambulance 😂
I always come back to this when I need a good chuckle. Mark's reactions to everything on top of the ridiculous bridges makes for a great feel better comfort video
Everyone: "tRuSt Me, I'm An EnGinEeR"
Mark: *losing his sanity one bridge idea at a time*
Legolord Productions stfu
Yep.
To the losing sanity part.
DemokuPlays YT what did he do to you?
Until he becomes caveman mark
34:55 is the perfect example of “it’s not stupid if it works” lol
Or “you used the wrong formula but somehow got the right answer”
or "He's a little confused, but he got the spirit"
Or "i stapled my balls to the table again"
@@atharputra538 you're a little confused too, but you got the spirit
Or "don't knock it till you try it"
I love how mark doesn’t realize that given freedom, his fans want nothing more than to create chaos to make him laugh and react to
42:45 Markiplier actually gave up a level, and is now using his fans as a way to make it to the next level.
there’s two types of people. people who simp for mark and people who makes loops.
And one person that actually makes a bridge.
I do neither so idk wtf you are talking about.
@@strangewayfaringstranger I think you didn't watch the video
And then there are people who dont build roads
And pp makers
38:17 hey that’s me
Rock
Rock
Rock
Rock
38:01 there aren't any *_ROAAADS_*
“Hi. Welcome to poly bridge. This is a game where you build a bridge.” What an intro
It's called "quality". Don't judge.
This comment is such BS
Yeah don't judge
It's a statement that 90% of the suggestions do not understand.
And yet so many ppl didn’t seem to understand that’s what the game was
I love that Lixian added Seán’s scream for the van falling
Timestamp, plz.
Ok I stomped a clock
@@yevenlu3243 31:49 ??? It sounded like him to me I guess
@@norielleserato it is, it's from the video where he did nothing but change shirts, and scream at clips of his videos
It’s not his scream
24:29 Never put a budget on safety!
3 years later and my face still hurts from laughing. We really need a follow up stream.
"You didn't even try. Well, no, the problem is you _did_ try. This clearly takes a lot of effort, but you just didn't try."
_Did not try to make a bridge_
I feel like this was the most dad moment of the whole video
as jacksepticeye once said (i think it was him) "don't try so hard that this happens"
36:39
"I didn't fail. I just found 10.000 ways that won't work. " -Thomas Edison
Mark: builds bridges like a pro
Fans: “HeHe car go boom”
@@parasitedotzip Indeed
More like ‘sploosh.
Hehe car go blub
46:40
more like car go crash
This will forever be my favorite video I’ve ever seen.
37:07 yEeT
roads ? where we're going we don't need, roads. . .
This is my favorite comment on UA-cam
Love that movie, even its sequels
ah shit, here we go again
Chicken.
Wait a minute doc, you tell me you built a time machine, from A DALORIAN?
Person:tries to make f in chat
Markiplier: *F* *I* *N* *C* *H* *A* *T*
ＦＩＮＣＨＡＴ
A shark's favorite type of chat...
That’s what I read too at first until he said f in chat
8:54 The sequel we never asked for.
5:22 is my favourite moment of this vid lol, just the few seconds before the joke hits
Mark: *cheers* “Now how did you guy-“
First bridge: *shows itself*
Mark: *stares with disgust and disappointment*
Edit: Omg! A highlighted comment. This is the first time any of my comments got recognized. Thanks
Lol why must you say oof
Seriously, people can do better than this. So many stupid designs. I have no hope,
Who's gonna tell them about the highlighted comment
ouch... editing removed the highlight
Oh
Oh... ummmm
Aight who gonna tell him?
I feel like Marks reactions are those of every structural engineering teacher looking at new students' first project. Things like "you skipped the tutorial" = "you didn't look at the book" or "it hurts my brain" = "It hurts my brain".
i could not feel my lungfa
The genuine laughs mark had during this is what made this video so good. His reactions are always hilarious and entertaining to watch. Especially when it's something as funny as letting his viewers make shitty bridges for him to test.
8:11 I don’t know why but this is my favorite part
developer: lets make a plugin that allows fans and streamr to interact, help make cool bridges and show their creativity
fans: me make dick huhu
If I could like a comment twice, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Or like gpb said: if you give a man stuff to draw with, man is gonna draw a dick
I guarantee the developers knew *exactly* what they were doing
this video has the energy of a tired dad trying and failing to help his children with homework
Dad Energi
I would like this comment but it's at 420
So apparently 3 people liked this comment while I wrote the other comment
When people don’t know how physics work 33:50
Markiplier: 42:06
Me: Yea you just need a little bit... Yea... I'll just... Go... You know... Like i left the oven on... Yea... Cya...
The bridge: *Falls*
Me: Actually...
underrated comment
I agree, what a loser ri- wait hold up-
Marks bridges: a masterpiece
Marks fans bridges: the definition of "Thar She Blows"
Everbody abandon bridge! She's going down!
Best comment right here
17:19
‘It was called the Droop Snoot’
‘The Droop Snoot?’
‘The snoot drooped’
‘The snoot drooped?’
‘The snoot went droop’
The droop snoop
Snoot droop
the snoop would, droop
@@Dr.pepper457 The droop snoot?
The droot snoop
this is the only vid i can watch twice and still laugh at
I love how chat on one of their first hydraulic levels immediately used hydraulics like they were supports and just made them the centrepiece for their entire build and they just collapsed immediately
This is probably what it’d be like to have Mark as a high school engineering teacher
I would love that
This would be preferable to my actual high engineering teacher lmao
I'm so tempted to have my dad watch this since he is an actual engineer and is working on a bridge right now
At least time how long it takes for him to loss his sanity
Yes please
please do
This gon be fun xD
Please provide us with updates after he watched it
Mark's laugh and reaction is more funny than the bridges for me, just his hysterical laugh and smiling face. No matter if he is disappointed or finds it plain funny, his laugh makes it all the better.
4:36 we call this Mario maker where I'm from
👥 🤙 👉 👨📛 ☕ 🌐❔ 👤 ⚪️➡️
"YOU BUILT NO ROADS!!"
Living in the countryside in a nutshell.
Mate all of wales be like (BTW for all the Americans reading wales is in the UK).
37:57
@@shinigami_samurai7058 You underestimate the 1% of people who know common sense in America. I, an American intellectual, understand what comprises the United Kingdom.
But you are correct. 99% of us don't even know what the Leinster flag looks like.
@@shanejohnson4180 i thank you for your intellect
@@shinigami_samurai7058 I must thank you for such. Not many people believe there are many intelligent people in America, due to our shitty education system.
Mark dieing of laughter as everyone fails at bridges and questioning how they got to that point is the best. We need more of this xD
Classic Markiplier
The better ones were when Mark was utterly convinced the bridge wouldn’t work and it did.
dying*
37:34 i was honestly more disappointed that it broke before reaching the end than them making a road to the water
I just want to say during this video I've come to realize that if it wasnt for lixian and his editing I wouldn't get as much enjoyment. Dont get me wrong mark is good on his own but their interactions and the editing just makes it so much better
can we just talk about the fact that mark pronounces “limo” like “lime-oh”
Timestamp i need to hear this
@@jaygay6576 nooe scratch that 35:45
i really can’t type today
*nope
but the time stamp is correct
From the man who brought you "vee-logs," it's not all that surprising. (And of course "turturial")
And jun-yus
*sees Mark test their bridge*
Fan: (:
*Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
Fan: :(
Alternatively:
*Mark calls them an idiot for their bridge*
Fan: >:3
They deserved it
Nah I'd still have my smile
That is a 100% True XD
Mark: Tests fans bridge
Fan: :)
Mark: This bridge is actually good
Fan: Ascends into the heavens
This seems like marks personal heaven and personal hell at the same time some how
i can’t count how many times i’ve come back to this video when i need a laugh. i always manage to laugh and smile at this one, keep doing what you’re doing mark.
“P stands for pull”
P also stands for plane, potential, power, and whatever fits in the moment
I understood that reference
Yaasss
Nice
memento mori my friend
cant forget "power"