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  • @melissamaldonado7633
    @melissamaldonado7633 6 років тому +1786

    I love that he keeps the same tone and facial expressions even when he spits out jokes, we love a monotone sister

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 років тому +54

      @@hedda641 Wrong! He's our lord and saviour.

    • @flowerpotgirl8835
      @flowerpotgirl8835 5 років тому +17

      I love the English dry delivery. Like a piece of toast. Amazing. And wonderful

    • @claudiarcade
      @claudiarcade 5 років тому +10

      John's deadpan is pretty on par with Bea Arthurs'

    • @jimeahpalarpalar1557
      @jimeahpalarpalar1557 4 роки тому +7

      wait did he tell a joke?? wait wait i'm so stunned that i didn't absorb the joke, i was just looking at his gorgeous eyes

    • @mateusviniciusdeoliveirasi1289
      @mateusviniciusdeoliveirasi1289 4 роки тому +1

      AKDKWFIWNGIWND OMG I SCREAMED AT THIS

  • @OMFGITSVIKKI
    @OMFGITSVIKKI 6 років тому +4912

    Sometimes I wonder about how John was in high school and growing up, but then I remember he's an immortal being with no beginning or end. John has graced us in this final form.

    • @blueflower5308
      @blueflower5308 6 років тому +91

      He is probably a vampire

    • @misslilmeow_meow
      @misslilmeow_meow 6 років тому +77

      @@blueflower5308 even vampires have time limits. He's a Leviathan

    • @GlitznGlam-ii8xs
      @GlitznGlam-ii8xs 6 років тому +12

      immortals have a beginning though

    • @MickiMarple
      @MickiMarple 6 років тому +27

      If there’s no end this probably isn’t the final form

    • @twentyoneweebz5547
      @twentyoneweebz5547 6 років тому +20

      Blue Flower he is not a vampire, vampires partake in mortals and that is unacceptable

  • @ambergriffin9149
    @ambergriffin9149 6 років тому +2906

    “I am someone who tends to full makeup or minimal, I don’t really do in between. It’s very middle class”
    I feel so attacked right now

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 років тому +137

      Amber Griffin But being attacked by the Dark Lord is an honor 😍

    • @CookieDr007
      @CookieDr007 5 років тому +7

      I looooove it 🙌🙌🙌😍😍😍

    • @aaliaasim1617
      @aaliaasim1617 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @icolon3330
      @icolon3330 5 років тому +20

      I can’t believe he actually said that 😂

    • @jamineregnier2924
      @jamineregnier2924 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

  • @sselenalewis
    @sselenalewis 5 років тому +1573

    I feel like John’s voice is what my cat would sounds like if he talked to me

    • @Vin-og2dj
      @Vin-og2dj 5 років тому +7

      Selena P HAHAHHAHAHAH!!! YES!!! 👏👏👏👏

    • @veliyanatsvetanova7064
      @veliyanatsvetanova7064 5 років тому +17

      I imagined a cat talking like him and I woke up the whole house from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @duncanorourke8752
      @duncanorourke8752 5 років тому +4

      😃😂😃😂

    • @jackjack-hv8no
      @jackjack-hv8no 4 роки тому

      WHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING

    • @sakurahoor
      @sakurahoor 4 роки тому

      Hahahah

  • @axelventi6595
    @axelventi6595 6 років тому +2521

    *dictionary left the group chat*

    • @Smallbentandugly
      @Smallbentandugly 6 років тому +4

      Axel Venti what app did you use for your icon picture 😂😂 i can’t remember what it is callled

    • @axelventi6595
      @axelventi6595 6 років тому +2

      E K I definitely forgot 😂 this was from like 110000 years ago

    • @reilly4764
      @reilly4764 6 років тому +1

      E K it’s called FaceQ I believe

    • @zahra-bn4fl
      @zahra-bn4fl 6 років тому +8

      Axel Venti dictionary JOINED the group chat.

    • @itsrose129
      @itsrose129 6 років тому +1

      NO ONE LIKE

  • @maomau930
    @maomau930 6 років тому +4997

    before john maclean:
    i'm not ready to go yet i need to get my makeup right
    after john maclean:
    Do not be so hasty. I must ensure seamlessness.

  • @lucaria6164
    @lucaria6164 6 років тому +366

    "I am somebody who tends to do either full makeup or minimal makeup. I don't really do in between. It's very middle class" - John Maclean 2018
    Words of wisdom from Lord John for all of us to follow.

  • @tabikat989
    @tabikat989 5 років тому +284

    "It screams 'man' as much as a phallus entity"
    What did we mortals do to deserve this magnificent creature?

    • @tebellokhala9801
      @tebellokhala9801 5 років тому +2

      I only we knew cos the world needs more people like Lord Maclean!!!!

  • @jayfutz6721
    @jayfutz6721 6 років тому +1410

    It's like he needs to remind himself to forcibly blink in human-like increments

  • @c.s.9511
    @c.s.9511 6 років тому +114

    "When I was alot ...younger" *has flashback to 1623* we love a immortal legend

  • @emilygrant7288
    @emilygrant7288 6 років тому +1157

    I learn at least 5 new words every time I watch John

  • @rottedpeach2742
    @rottedpeach2742 6 років тому +3696

    His voice makes me feel poor
    Edit; thanks for the likes!!!

    • @kims5629
      @kims5629 6 років тому +3

      Lol!!! Me too!!

    • @Paperisyum
      @Paperisyum 6 років тому +3

      Yes!!!

    • @DsGalaxies
      @DsGalaxies 6 років тому +8

      The best comment I have EVER read on UA-cam. I couldn’t agree more.

    • @vinnie906
      @vinnie906 6 років тому +17

      His voice actually gives me the confirmation that I am indeed lacking in means.

    • @m.l.5531
      @m.l.5531 6 років тому +13

      I much prefer to live a life of genteel poverty, than to join the vulgar ranks of the bourgeois.

  • @molz4069
    @molz4069 6 років тому +704

    Is it just me or does John speak kind of ferociously in to the camera

    • @vannessamarie
      @vannessamarie 6 років тому +146

      The way his gaze is so intense and how he purses his mouth and clenches his jaw makes me feel like he's mad at me or giving me a good talking to lolll

    • @breathJONNYstay
      @breathJONNYstay 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @zixiais
      @zixiais 6 років тому +1

      It's the lack of eyebrows making him look very angry

    • @Pao-Pao2
      @Pao-Pao2 6 років тому +2

      Yeah... she don't sound friendly, is a little agresive.. :)

    • @katalinachatty4868
      @katalinachatty4868 4 роки тому

      He’s very intense

  • @mochicchi9247
    @mochicchi9247 6 років тому +416

    His kind of humor just cracks me up, he's so witty and classy it just makes me want to laugh demurely behind a fan

  • @MarinLay
    @MarinLay 6 років тому +499

    “I missed the tip of my nose, which is quite likely, given the size of the thing.” Yep that quote was a head thrown back kind of laugh for me!

  • @angie7214
    @angie7214 6 років тому +3404

    Laura Lee=**Me losing brain cells**
    John Maclean=**Me gaining brain cells**
    Edit:OH MY GODD!! 1K LIKES? WHAT??! HOW? Lmao Thanks

    • @angellyhuerta7862
      @angellyhuerta7862 6 років тому +8

      ā n g ï ê i learn new words with watching him lmaoo i learned 4 today

    • @angie7214
      @angie7214 6 років тому +1

      Angelly Huerta I learnt 7 **holds up 2 fingers** :,D

    • @masonmasterman5565
      @masonmasterman5565 6 років тому +1

      True as F

    • @zangadaa
      @zangadaa 6 років тому +1

      I came to comment the same and I see you spoke my mind :)))

    • @alexandranicolescu647
      @alexandranicolescu647 6 років тому +1

      Lol I need that comment

  • @Allyson6C
    @Allyson6C 6 років тому +1858

    “It almost screams ‘Man’ as loudly as a phallus entity”
    Lmao 😂 really? I hadn’t noticed 😁

    • @cassiewinters331
      @cassiewinters331 6 років тому +8

      Allyson Sixx Costello I never knew a pimple could be so masculine? I love the *Johnisms*

    • @lexieburnafteruroll
      @lexieburnafteruroll 6 років тому +59

      Cassie Winters he was talking about a 5 o'clock shadow... not a pimple.

  • @kirstenelise3748
    @kirstenelise3748 6 років тому +801

    He sounds like an old english lady that was raised in Germany and i freaking love it. 🤣

    • @robynbriggs29
      @robynbriggs29 6 років тому +53

      Kirsten Elise its called being Scottish haha

    • @rabenbrut
      @rabenbrut 6 років тому +31

      As a german i can agree that, i can understand scots more easily than my american, australian and english friends.

    • @Christina-mn7np
      @Christina-mn7np 6 років тому +23

      He's a well spoken Scottish person.

    • @kerrypolson2207
      @kerrypolson2207 6 років тому +19

      Very posh version of Scottish. There are many dialects of Scots that sound nowhere near as regal. To me the very rich accent that he has always reminds me of Minerva magonigal or Mrs doubtfire and that’s coming from a Scottish person 😹
      I don’t speak nearly as eloquently as he does.

    • @Mineminemine8
      @Mineminemine8 5 років тому +1

      Exactly!

  • @KrazyFrog856
    @KrazyFrog856 6 років тому +64

    This tutorial is so pure and clean! No BS, no blarey music, no sponsored false reviews! Just knowledge and experience spoken in a very soothing voice! Very minimalist style video editing but i love it. Also, he is so beautiful wow

  • @lisamariebeauty278
    @lisamariebeauty278 6 років тому +45

    I have been watching John none stop for 3 days. I am obsessed with his films. I love how he teaches instead of running through it

    • @aocroissier
      @aocroissier 4 роки тому

      OMG! Me too!!! I cannot stop saying to my self "ever so slightly"...

  • @LizNguyennn
    @LizNguyennn 6 років тому +2375

    My IQ increased after watching this video.

  • @gothicRaven16
    @gothicRaven16 6 років тому +318

    “This is enough foundation to color correct the moon” 😹😹😹😹 where do U come up with this stuff lol

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 6 років тому +859

    I’m watching this, eventho I have never owned or even used foundation. But when John makes a fillum, I must watch.

  • @cauchemar479
    @cauchemar479 6 років тому +1521

    *_John and Jeffree are like yin and yang._*

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 років тому +91

      Dead Mac People need to stop comparing problematic as fuck Jeffree, with the perfection that is Lord McClean. They’re not even in the same category.

    • @MickiMarple
      @MickiMarple 6 років тому +130

      Missy Maria yeeah that’s what yin and yang is. Opposites. Hence the black and white. Get it now?

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 років тому +40

      Ocean.girlx You’re the one whose not understanding what the true meaning of “Yin and Yang” is. It’s about the two forces in the universe balancing and complementing each other. Where in the hell did your definition from, it has nothing to do with “opposites”. You need to google that shit. 😒

    • @gladss3283
      @gladss3283 6 років тому +82

      @@misssmisssymaria ~ congratulations! You just proved the other's person point. The symbol is the definition of two opposite forces who balance the world. It's honestly the same fucking thing so I don't see what you're trying to prove.

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 6 років тому +14

      Jessica Ortiz Congrats, you’re the second person who fails to understand the true meaning. Saying that the yin and yang philosophy is about opposites, is an ignorant over simplification. I thought broke it down Barney style for people like you to understand, but apparently, you all still think it about opposites. 😒😒

  • @alexandraadolfo7104
    @alexandraadolfo7104 6 років тому +531

    I came from a laura lee video
    I regained my brain cells after watching this

    • @hareemsyed22
      @hareemsyed22 6 років тому +5

      A Doll honestly you probably gained some extra for the long run as well!

  • @rummagingchaos
    @rummagingchaos 6 років тому +662

    Convinced you were a queen in a past life

    • @codename9824
      @codename9824 6 років тому +42

      rummagingchaos I’m convinced he is The queen in this life.

    • @neztanizaki2346
      @neztanizaki2346 6 років тому +15

      Past life? Sis I don't think he's had a past life, he did say that he was immortal 💯

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 5 років тому

      excuse me, he’s immortal there is no “past life”

    • @cjsilva1540
      @cjsilva1540 5 років тому +2

      rummagingchaos you spelt current life wrong

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 років тому +2

      What past life? The dark lord is an immortal being that was summoned to this world to be our lord and saviour in the 24000 B.C.

  • @denocarcinoma7095
    @denocarcinoma7095 6 років тому +152

    Only John can talk about mixing two foundations like he's discussing the engineering of the hubble telescope.

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 років тому +2194

    SEAMLESSNESS. Ahhhh I love when he says that. He knows we love it.

    • @TamaraWoods
      @TamaraWoods 6 років тому +66

      Have you noticed the other beauty gurus who say it now? I swear they're all low-key fans.

    • @marykatehilton975
      @marykatehilton975 6 років тому +25

      Tamara Woods YES!!! The first time I heard it I started pointing and yelling at my TV "HA! SEAMLESSNESS!!! THE DARK LORD IS TAKING OVER!! SEAMLESSNESSSSSSSS!!!!" My fiance walked in and said, "Well, I take it you've finally lost your dann mind. I'll call the men in white coats now."
      I'm posting this from the psych ward. 😀😊😀😊

    • @bexterz5631
      @bexterz5631 6 років тому +2

      Mel Fraser in the exact same tone.

    • @anomalyahblack1515
      @anomalyahblack1515 6 років тому +4

      Tamara Woods so true. I noticed that too.

    • @LL-zb3dl
      @LL-zb3dl 6 років тому +2

      He gets it in every video!

  • @francesca9770
    @francesca9770 6 років тому +188

    His voice demands my attention and I cant click away

  • @Banana-hs2il
    @Banana-hs2il 6 років тому +274

    *lord maclean:* *speaks in rich*
    *me:* *cries in poor*

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 років тому +1721

    “Just slap it on and hope for the best”. 🤣 I love it.

  • @Maia-lh2fi
    @Maia-lh2fi 6 років тому +1028

    Is this Professor Snape's teenage self?

    • @zazz1103
      @zazz1103 6 років тому +67

      nah, snape is greasy and full of toxic masculinity. john is gorgeous and far beyond tedious human things such as gender expectations.

    • @mythic4525
      @mythic4525 6 років тому +17

      Nah snape is hella greasy
      But maybe this was Snapes Secret Hobby🧐🤨🤔

    • @colleenharding8665
      @colleenharding8665 6 років тому +11

      @@mythic4525 he did look smashing in Neville's grandma's clothes...

    • @mythic4525
      @mythic4525 6 років тому +5

      Colleen Harding I mean he did he was gorgeous

    • @colleenharding8665
      @colleenharding8665 6 років тому +9

      Everyone loves a before and after. Before? Grweeesayyy. After? Seamless.

  • @aname5102
    @aname5102 6 років тому +4585

    “I don’t really do anything in between, it’s very middle class”
    *Edit: thanks for the likes*

    • @MegaMIRI25
      @MegaMIRI25 6 років тому +5

      A Name 😂😂😂

    • @lamgamboa
      @lamgamboa 6 років тому +11

      i jumped! lol bwahaha!

    • @sagessesioux1990
      @sagessesioux1990 6 років тому +11

      6dazey9 And what it's mean in the UK ? I'm curious... 🤔

    • @issu6455
      @issu6455 6 років тому +64

      i thiiiiink the middle class is historically the class of landowners and other 'rentseekers' who are, well, less productive for society and make money off working class labour, but arent aristocrats or politicians necessarily

    • @Laura-vs6fs
      @Laura-vs6fs 6 років тому +20

      i think you are quite close., since actually middle class historically would be merchants, usurers and so on, who if you look at it, made money for themselves and were the richest. Basically those who had it the best during the French revolution since the aristocrats but also peasants had little money compared to those people so the term bourgeoisie(originally means people from the city and not rural areas) was used to describe those people. Right now it is used for higher middle class and basically people who live or yearn a luxurious lifestyle but aren't really rich. Mostly derogatory in these days I would say.The marxist use for capitalists is a little bit out of the line, since these are not the richest of rich, the big company owners and so on, but since communism makes all of the people outside the party lower class by income, it kind of fits lol.

  • @corvus6865
    @corvus6865 6 років тому +122

    I dont even wear makeup i'm just watching to calm my anxieties

  • @doriangrey6954
    @doriangrey6954 6 років тому +47

    Embalming fluid is also an excellent primer and of course already on the vanity.

  • @glamcat7948
    @glamcat7948 6 років тому +345

    "A phallus entity!" Omg we're only 3 minutes in and you are killing me! 😂💜

    • @LSBraham
      @LSBraham 6 років тому

      Laura Finnan I SCREAMED like a drag queen @ that comment! Dry humor @ it’s most “seamless” :)

  • @stealthis
    @stealthis 6 років тому +81

    All these other beauty gurus out here talking about "full coverage" can't touch this level of coverage.

  • @SuggyChi
    @SuggyChi 6 років тому +121

    I don't wear makeup so I'm not sure why I clicked on this video, but your mannerisms and speech have me captivated!

  • @saffronlealle6694
    @saffronlealle6694 6 років тому +277

    John Maclean is the epitome of seamlessness.. He is the universe wrapped in a beautiful body and dipped in gold with the voice of a goddess and the mesmerization of a thousand unicorns resting on rainbow coloured clouds with the sun warming their gorgeous faces and his soul is radiant.. so much so that you can feel it reach out and touch your heart through the technological device on which you are observing him in his filums. God I love him. He is everything.

    • @lynnmrie
      @lynnmrie 6 років тому +5

      HAHAHA ....yes the filum!

  • @mooney1231
    @mooney1231 6 років тому +472

    Nice to see an actual makeup tutorial for once! (With no 10% off codes 🤔) 🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @wildmoonchild8210
      @wildmoonchild8210 6 років тому +6

      jennmooney thats the tea sis

    • @Fionas1234
      @Fionas1234 6 років тому +5

      jennmooney code James for 10% off

    • @livexXxyourxXxlife
      @livexXxyourxXxlife 6 років тому +30

      Use code S E A M L E S S for 100% better vocabulary

    • @assrash2312
      @assrash2312 6 років тому +7

      @@livexXxyourxXxlife
      _s e a m l e s s n e s s_ *

    • @angelle.s7085
      @angelle.s7085 5 років тому +1

      James Charles Has Left The Chat

  • @lydia7939
    @lydia7939 6 років тому +712

    *finishes video*
    *coughs*
    *cracks fingers*
    AAHH ANOTHER FOOKEN VIDYO DONE. LETS GET IT UPLOADED SHALL WE LADS?

    • @quliah
      @quliah 6 років тому +1

      lydia ahahaha

    • @graceistrash3119
      @graceistrash3119 6 років тому +16

      IM DYING LMAOOO

    • @LexaCrush
      @LexaCrush 6 років тому +2

      You should say "film" instead of video 😘

    • @karma6484
      @karma6484 5 років тому +6

      Lexa Crush it’s a joke dumbass that’s why he used video it means John switches personalities after he finishes filming

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett 5 років тому +5

      dont you mean fil-em

  • @Vibeyvitch
    @Vibeyvitch 6 років тому +109

    My vocabulary gets better every time I watch John lol watch out English teachers John is exquisitely coming for you.

  • @finevindicatedmess
    @finevindicatedmess 6 років тому +86

    "I don't tend to do in-between makeup; I find it to be very middle class."
    I LOVE THIS VAMPIRIC BEAUTY. ♥

  • @KimCarmenWalsh
    @KimCarmenWalsh 6 років тому +18

    “Flawless” “Seamless” by just “slapping it on”......I love the contradictions and am still completely entranced 😍

  • @Hælos.Ezequiel
    @Hælos.Ezequiel 6 років тому +171

    With makeup he looks like Loki if he was female. Very godly

    • @SuperDesignChick
      @SuperDesignChick 5 років тому +1

      Wat ar Yoo DOIN in My SWAMP! I think he should makeup Tom Hiddleston and then vlog their time out and about as twins. Or Tom could be Loki with his sister. Lol.

    • @nikki-lf7bl
      @nikki-lf7bl 5 років тому

      Exactly!

  • @vykyvt
    @vykyvt 6 років тому +291

    At the 'mask' stage, I thought this was going to be an early April fools video. But as always, seamless and flawless.

    • @wifemomteacherlife7648
      @wifemomteacherlife7648 6 років тому +3

      vyktorya I thought it was an April fools video when the face slapping began!😁

  • @tenealt3167
    @tenealt3167 6 років тому +210

    “I missed the tip of my nose, which is quite likely given the size of the thing” 😂😂😂

    • @karinaluu1433
      @karinaluu1433 6 років тому

      Ohitsnila xxx 😂😂😍😍❤❤

  • @maomau930
    @maomau930 6 років тому +779

    'I don't really do in between, it's very middle class'

    • @iCockatiels
      @iCockatiels 6 років тому +2

      Mao mau LMAOOOOOOO SLAY ME

    • @minibabybelle112
      @minibabybelle112 6 років тому +1

      Mao mau I FEEL INDIRECTLY ROASTed

    • @jojosbizarrecomments
      @jojosbizarrecomments 6 років тому

      genevieve _ middle class in UK means people who don't do anything productive or help the country's economy in anyway.

    • @huitrecouture
      @huitrecouture 6 років тому

      That makes no sense.

    • @Oudri125
      @Oudri125 6 років тому

      @@jojosbizarrecomments No it doesn't?

  • @ccaarriissaa
    @ccaarriissaa 5 років тому +15

    I absolutly ADORE the way you speak and present yourself!!!

    • @willkontra5731
      @willkontra5731 3 роки тому

      Late reply but he drew me in im in full makeup and contour its fun shaping my nose john has drawn me in uh ohhhhhhhh our lord is drawing in many to his vids so frikking awesome love him for being himself his voice is soothing!!!!!!

  • @Ram0sFlam0s
    @Ram0sFlam0s 6 років тому +278

    Staring at his mouth, n listening to his voice is kinda hypnotizing. Or maybe I’m jst a weirdo haha

    • @wigwasfoundinpluto7026
      @wigwasfoundinpluto7026 6 років тому +3

      Denisejoy Elliott I thought I was the only one!

    • @jodane6186
      @jodane6186 6 років тому

      His voice is relaxing and hypnotic

    • @razzledazzleist
      @razzledazzleist 6 років тому

      Nahhh...i did it too!

    • @TheArr204
      @TheArr204 6 років тому

      It's hypnotic.

    • @annme_87
      @annme_87 5 років тому

      I'm drawn into those eyes I can't look away.

  • @YourSmileIsYourStyle
    @YourSmileIsYourStyle 6 років тому +250

    i dont know why this was in my reccomendations, but this dude is so intriguing! at first it war weird but the accent is sooo nice in the long run. and can we talk about how pretty he is? i mean jezus!

    • @Kapuzenpulli13
      @Kapuzenpulli13 6 років тому +13

      LittleHappyBeing 'this dude' ... to refer to John this way doesn't seem right .. at all. I laughed so hard.

    • @javedmockdoombocus8483
      @javedmockdoombocus8483 6 років тому

      Are u a guy or a girl??? I'm confused

  • @sarahmaria8548
    @sarahmaria8548 6 років тому +202

    *Me trying to cover up my sins*

  • @lele-el2bv
    @lele-el2bv 6 років тому +42

    his "bye!" i swear he's the cutest human being in this world

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 років тому

      Yes! Nothing is ever complete in my life until I hear the Lord say "Bye!"

  • @alexandramichelle2287
    @alexandramichelle2287 6 років тому +26

    He reminds me so much of aro from twilight and I am absolutely living for it.

  • @kalleebellemare6056
    @kalleebellemare6056 6 років тому +11

    i don’t even wear makeup and yet i am totally fascinated and incredibly empowered by your video. Cheers and thank you

  • @amypanddirtytoo1926
    @amypanddirtytoo1926 6 років тому +146

    "It screams man just as much as a phallus entity" I hope I don't have nightmares of screaming phalluses tonight😂😂😂😂

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 років тому +1444

    I was getting ready to jump into bed and I got the notification that our Dark Lord uploaded and sleep will have to wait. Sleeping is for the weak anyway so priorities first which is watching this enchanting beauty. 💜

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 років тому +19

      Mel Fraser Girl.. I was in the middle of rewatching GoT and immediately 🛑.

    • @nanamiharuka3269
      @nanamiharuka3269 6 років тому +33

      Personally, since his voice is so soothing, his videos prepare me for sleep 😂💤

    • @NOMAAM1970
      @NOMAAM1970 6 років тому +7

      Nanami Haruka So true but I love looking at his gorgeous face do I have to sit up or his voice will lull me to sleep. I mean that in a good way.

    •  6 років тому +29

      Mel Fraser Sleep is very middle class.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 років тому +1

      John Doe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gp2779
    @gp2779 6 років тому +196

    9:13 “It doesn’t matter at this point how it looks. As I do just tend to slap it on and hope for the best”
    Me during the last 5 minutes of the exam

    • @brightiris
      @brightiris 6 років тому

      Reminds me of when I had only 5 mins to write an essay for my high school entrance exam 😂.

  • @Catluvvverr69
    @Catluvvverr69 6 років тому +23

    Omg how does he not have 1 mill yet and I love his voice so much!

  • @alexandragledhill107
    @alexandragledhill107 5 років тому +10

    John - 'I just slap it on, and hope for the best'
    Me - 'phew, I'm doing it right'

  • @kkeegan32
    @kkeegan32 6 років тому +61

    It always cracks me up when John talks about the size of his nose or the expanse of his forehead.♡♡♡

  • @sophiamurillo7786
    @sophiamurillo7786 6 років тому +62

    I was crying really depressed in bed..and then I saw the video!! He honestly makes me so happy and calms my soul❤

    • @sarahn.2296
      @sarahn.2296 6 років тому +5

      Sofia Murillo :( I hope you feel better!

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 років тому +4

      Just let John’s voice and wit buff out your tears.
      Hope you feel better soon, big hug. 😘

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 6 років тому

      Hugs and love😍

    • @Login1881
      @Login1881 6 років тому

      You're not alone ❤

    • @tayb9955
      @tayb9955 6 років тому

      I hope you feel better 💖

  • @Allyson6C
    @Allyson6C 6 років тому +664

    “And I’m applying it with a Charles Fox 8-1-4-6-4-0-5 brush” Do u know how many times I had to rewind this to get that number correct? It FELT like the number was 3x longer “Charles Fox -8-1-4-6-4-0-5-7-3-9-2-8-6-7-0-9” 😂

    • @familliarnori6493
      @familliarnori6493 6 років тому +18

      Charles Fox 8-6-7-5-3-0-9

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 років тому +2

      Familliar Nori that would’ve been a whole lot easier! Can you imagine though - if he had actually said those numbers after “Charles Fox”??? Lmao 😂. I would’ve died !!!!

    • @cassiewinters331
      @cassiewinters331 6 років тому +4

      Familliar Nori maybe a girl named Jenny could make that brush useful after she sees this *fill-um*

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 років тому +4

      TheZahnFactor - hahahaha! Speak for yourself! Sounds like you “prolly” missed your spelling class - (for years). Gtfoh - troll

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 років тому +5

      TheZahnFactor bye 👋🏼

  • @suneweideman7876
    @suneweideman7876 6 років тому +24

    I've never seen someone quite like you... I really like you, I like your formal english, very little people speak so clearly...i love your work!!!❤😊

  • @zekereid8791
    @zekereid8791 5 років тому +36

    john, putting a PERFECT match for his skin on his cheek: as you can see, this is substantially too dark

    • @siaradahlin5035
      @siaradahlin5035 4 роки тому

      Haha I was thinking the same thing! I was like .... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Dennden
      @Dennden 4 роки тому +4

      Redness can often make skin appear darker. I have the same issue

    • @katitadeb
      @katitadeb 3 роки тому +1

      Foundation oxidizes and gets darker and that shade didn't match with his neck

  • @Thejessicakloe
    @Thejessicakloe 6 років тому +46

    “I don’t really do in between its very middle class,” IM CRYIFNSHZBZ

  • @JoshAtkinson
    @JoshAtkinson 6 років тому +47

    "Phallus entity!" LOVE YOU.

  • @helenedahlsveen93
    @helenedahlsveen93 6 років тому +22

    I would LOVE it if John came out with his own makeup brand😻 that would be so amazing

  • @ceirahwestwood8410
    @ceirahwestwood8410 6 років тому +14

    15:47 I have so much love for John talking about things he loves. He just lit up about the mac blush and it made my evening 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @kagitsune
    @kagitsune 6 років тому +46

    New rule: always watch old John Maclean -videos- fillums if they show up in your UA-cam recommendations list. 👵🎞️

  • @marykatehilton975
    @marykatehilton975 6 років тому +7

    And the phrase "phallus entity" goes on my 'Fantastic Lord MacLean Phrases List'. It now shares a spot with fantastic words and phrases like "seamlessness" and "self-portraiture". I love this channel.

  • @veroosh
    @veroosh 6 років тому +328

    Congratulations John best wishes with your masterclass

  • @codmother
    @codmother 6 років тому +40

    Your cheekbones and skin 😍 so pretty. Mr Snow White 🖤

  • @Ghhop
    @Ghhop 4 роки тому +1

    There's 3 things I live about this channel.
    #1 John MacLean himself and his Rich voice (of course)
    #2 The amazingly beautiful and SEAMLESS makeup tutorials.
    #3 last but not least, the people watching and commenting are much more civilized than any other channel I've watched for the most part.

  • @johnnaflower
    @johnnaflower 6 років тому +1

    I have no idea how this ended up in my suggestions but I’m glad it did. You’re enchanting. Your mannerisms to the way you apply your makeup is flawless.

  • @melissamcqueen582
    @melissamcqueen582 6 років тому +188

    Oh deah. I had to stop watching another John Maclean filum to watch this one.

  • @chloegenet1027
    @chloegenet1027 6 років тому +98

    "This is enough foundation to colour correct one half of the moon" lol ^^

    • @suziek888
      @suziek888 6 років тому

      make it the dark side of the moon..

  • @j.b.7504
    @j.b.7504 5 років тому +10

    Slap it on and hope for the best. He just described my whole makeup routine.

  • @alexthegreatest42069
    @alexthegreatest42069 6 років тому +2

    Watching his videos makes me feel so happy, i love all of him. His videos are so unique and straight to the point, mixed with dry humor and sass. Brilliant.

  • @la_gobba_di_aigor
    @la_gobba_di_aigor 6 років тому +92

    You almost became of the same colour of the background

  • @lewdia
    @lewdia 6 років тому +7

    I think we can all agree we would love a skincare routine from you. Personally I know I'm always looking for skincare products for pale, sensitive skin.

  • @jocastillo3533
    @jocastillo3533 6 років тому +116

    Yes! A new filum from Lord MacLean. Time to drop everything and give him my undivided attention..

  • @vxxmari
    @vxxmari 6 років тому +58

    Anyone else was waiting for him to say “S E A M L E S S N E S S” ?

  • @janeeger769
    @janeeger769 5 років тому +18

    3:07 I feel like in his brain he’s just like “these humans with their ridiculous gender roles. I shall not conform.”

  • @emdee8613
    @emdee8613 6 років тому +70

    Selfie = Self portrait 😂

  • @nicoleduret
    @nicoleduret 6 років тому +100

    I would like to see the low coverage foundation routine. Who's with me?

    • @Lauraphoid
      @Lauraphoid 6 років тому +3

      Me! I like natural make up so much!

  • @gp2779
    @gp2779 6 років тому +8

    Woke up and covered in my blankets while watching to your newest video, best way to start the weekend!

  • @captain.-.Azeneth
    @captain.-.Azeneth 5 років тому +42

    If Morticia Addams had a UA-cam channel.

  • @Vin-og2dj
    @Vin-og2dj 5 років тому +1

    I can’t tell you how much of a relief it is to watch you and your channel as opposed to all the bull crap happening in the US Makeup community... you’re amazing! Love love love your work and your videos

  • @anne-ow8kz
    @anne-ow8kz 4 роки тому +2

    man, i feel like if john made his own line of makeup it'd be so high quality given the fact that he has such a refined taste when it comes to cosmetics and what to do and how to work with them. i'd actually love to see him coming up with his own makeup line

  • @MetamorphosisRox
    @MetamorphosisRox 6 років тому +7

    The amazing thing is that you have all this product on and you look so natural. Had I not seen it with my own eyes, I would think you barely had any.

  • @ArnaAlayneMorton
    @ArnaAlayneMorton 6 років тому +51

    Double Wear comes in 1C0 as well! It’ll still be too dark for you, but that way you wouldn’t have to use quite as much of the Illamasqua in shade 01!

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 років тому +17

      Arna Alayne I'm not sure about Scotland, but you can't get that shade in Ireland (which makes no sense, right?! WE ARE SO PALE), so it's a possibility that he can't get it 😩

    • @poppyt2682
      @poppyt2682 6 років тому +2

      I know he said 1C1 but he also said it was shell and in the UK I thought shell was 1C0 so maybe he got mixed up with the either the number or the name? Either way shell is the lightest I’ve ever found in the UK but I know some brands change the shade names in different countries.

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 років тому

      artist formerly known as d mc I'm not sure about the UK, to be honest! All I know about it Ireland because that's where I'm from!

    • @hollyjayne
      @hollyjayne 6 років тому

      Arna Alayne 1C0 is shell, it’s the shade i wear and currently out of stock in all my local stores 😱

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 років тому

      artist formerly known as d mc that definitely makes sense for his career! Thank you :) I hope you enjoy Dublin! I'm from the south of Ireland myself, so I don't have much experience with Dublin, but I know the shopping is good ☺

  • @danyahthnaibat6136
    @danyahthnaibat6136 6 років тому +18

    I've been crying all day long because of this horrible week I've had. John, your videos make me happier than I've been in a long long while. We love you!!! ❤️❤️

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 6 років тому +6

      Here’s hoping your awful week blends seamlessly into a fabulous weekend 😘

    • @danyahthnaibat6136
      @danyahthnaibat6136 6 років тому +1

      Anna K you're so sweet, thank you 💛💛💛 you as well 💕💕💕

  • @notakebaks
    @notakebaks 5 років тому +1

    His quick wit is alluring. I always end up gravitating to these videos

  • @laurenauburnsol
    @laurenauburnsol 6 років тому +1

    I’m obsessed with the way John speaks and enunciates. Not sure why I just am. I’m glad I came across this channel

  • @jasonjackunderwood2839
    @jasonjackunderwood2839 6 років тому +16

    Always great to see a video start with your fresh skin. 😊

  • @thebeginningoftheend2772
    @thebeginningoftheend2772 5 років тому +5

    You enunciate perfectly.
    It's almost hypnotic....relaxing.

  • @Alys224
    @Alys224 6 років тому +129

    Have you ever considered Korean foundations? Koreans are known to have extremely fair skin and focus their shade towards that. I think it would be interesting for you to try foreign products and maybe you'll find something that you like

    • @KetlinCarramanhos
      @KetlinCarramanhos 6 років тому +3

      jade so true! He would probably find something good that matches.

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 років тому +14

      I live in Korea and I'm about the same as John shade-wise, and they're too dark for me :(

    • @KetlinCarramanhos
      @KetlinCarramanhos 6 років тому

      Hayley-Jenifer Brennan really, too bad. I thought it would be easy to find very light foundation there =(

    • @poppyt2682
      @poppyt2682 6 років тому +1

      I had the same thought and ordered 3 different Korean foundations last year (I can’t remember the brands) and they were all too dark 😥

    • @Jay-pj9ni
      @Jay-pj9ni 6 років тому +5

      Poppy T if I ever find *the holy grail* here, I'll come back to this video and let you know! Closest I've ever gotten was the Missha BBCream in 13, but it was a bit too dark going on and then it oxidised so 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @amytrumbull156
    @amytrumbull156 2 роки тому

    Watching John has literally refined my vision as I can see the changes once oxidation happens and how setting powder can darken or lighten the tone of the foundation. Fascinating!

  • @amy4951
    @amy4951 6 років тому +1

    This has been the most informative and actually helpful makeup tutorial I’ve watched! It’s so refreshing to see something different than the usual products, brushes and descriptions, especially since those don’t seem to work for me