THE PALEST SHADE - Estee Lauder Double Wear Foundation Review | JOHN MACLEAN

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  • @lauravlife
    @lauravlife 5 років тому +2196

    My great aunt has the exact same accent and sense of humour and style as Lord Maclean and she recently told me that she puts curses on people who have wronged her so they've probably crossed paths over the centuries.

    • @amarissanders1003
      @amarissanders1003 5 років тому +6

      This is amazing 😂

    • @annc9850
      @annc9850 5 років тому +8

      I think I will consider the same strategy. This is brillant.

    • @fatihalouma5607
      @fatihalouma5607 5 років тому +1

      Sense of humor tho😂

    • @n_za6680
      @n_za6680 5 років тому +3

      What is that accent called?

    • @lauravlife
      @lauravlife 5 років тому +40

      @@n_za6680 it's a Scottish accent. My Aunt's from Ayr and is super posh, I've never heard anyone else in Scotland with the same accent as her which is why I immediately connected her to John because it's such a unique and beautiful brogue. My Scottish accent sounds like I'm chewing tinfoil when I speak 😂

  • @liv_thomson1207
    @liv_thomson1207 5 років тому +5172

    I can feel my English skills going up every time I watch our Lord

    • @angmiho9185
      @angmiho9185 5 років тому +8

      Liv_Thomson crying laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂 Same!!!

    • @Misticaraissa
      @Misticaraissa 5 років тому

      Same

    • @martigan64
      @martigan64 5 років тому

      Liv_Thomson true ! Though I cant understand what the Lord says at 12’27 - i havent used that brush since 19?? (Nought something?)
      What does the Lord say ? And what does it mean ?
      Please enlight the poor french bloke that I am. Thank you

    • @WyntorbearRayne
      @WyntorbearRayne 5 років тому +7

      @@martigan64 he says '19-oatcake' which is just another expression for 'a long time ago'💖💖💖

    • @heartslove1942
      @heartslove1942 5 років тому

      Jay Twells nought means nine...so 199_. I haven’t gotten to that part yet though.
      Edit: apparently I’m wrong, oops! I didn’t see the other comment & didn’t know what it meant.

  • @ArturoVilchez92
    @ArturoVilchez92 5 років тому +4601

    Am I pale? No
    Do I wear makeup? No
    Will I watch the whole filum our Lord has produced? Yes

  • @romi4023
    @romi4023 4 роки тому +3440

    If Hogwarts had a makeup class, this is what it would be like.

    • @krystlelacey5542
      @krystlelacey5542 4 роки тому +43

      OMG HE IS SNAPE

    • @unistudent4002
      @unistudent4002 4 роки тому +34

      Severus Snape in grandma Longbottom’s clothes

    • @ettena93
      @ettena93 4 роки тому +63

      "No Hermione, that's not how you apply concealer. Why do you always insist on being an insuforable know it all?"

    • @krystlelacey5542
      @krystlelacey5542 4 роки тому +14

      @metaphysicalgraffiti I honestly cant tell if you're being sarcastic- orrr

    • @Daisy_009
      @Daisy_009 4 роки тому +3

      Krystle Lacey STOP💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Stargarde5
    @Stargarde5 5 років тому +8124

    Anyone else: “yolo”
    John Maclean: “Yoleaux”

  • @redschatten3979
    @redschatten3979 5 років тому +2784

    Other Beauty Gurus: I'm reviewing this product.
    John: I am going to evaluate a particular product's credentials to perform its work.

    • @jessmarie148
      @jessmarie148 5 років тому +26

      Red Schatten with white gloves!!! Lmao!! Omg this is crazy!!! Y did it pop up on my video suggestions??!

    • @klara-kirstinefasano5316
      @klara-kirstinefasano5316 5 років тому +31

      Me in my assignments to reach the wordcount

  • @jaderebecca9882
    @jaderebecca9882 5 років тому +4042

    Am I anywhere near the palest shade? No. Will I watch every episode just to see Lord Maclean? yes.

    • @dr-k1667
      @dr-k1667 5 років тому +12

      Same!

    • @marcilla2466
      @marcilla2466 5 років тому +3

      Ditto

    • @laurenlatta495
      @laurenlatta495 5 років тому +25

      Same I look like peanut butter 😂

    • @bmbrth1
      @bmbrth1 5 років тому +6

      Admit it, whatever shade you are you try all his shades on at the store :) Today it was the new ABH shade 100N which my Ulta just got in.

    • @Nubianette
      @Nubianette 5 років тому +4

      Jade Rebecca, right! 🤘🏾

  • @prisbbandantheabb4513
    @prisbbandantheabb4513 5 років тому +808

    3:16 he literally just exposed himself djdjdjd
    "It's 2019 not 1919. When you've been alive as long as I have you get all the centuries muddled up." Jdjxjd

    • @kyriakizafeiriadou7681
      @kyriakizafeiriadou7681 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

    • @miss_girl6978
      @miss_girl6978 4 роки тому +5

      Ur joking right?

    • @lizzwilliams6022
      @lizzwilliams6022 4 роки тому +22

      LMAO RIGHT ,!! notice how he ALWAYS uses the "older" brands of make up .. he's more familiar with them (like the older women) .... And not really too much of the newer shit WE are accustomed too !!

    • @Kaunab86
      @Kaunab86 4 роки тому +15

      Yall💀

  • @AndreaHa
    @AndreaHa 5 років тому +2936

    My brain cells are multiplying rapidly
    Thank you for showing your flawless immortal face once more

  • @kyojosa2495
    @kyojosa2495 5 років тому +13943

    I have reason to believe you’re a 125 year old vampire

    • @Rawan98n
      @Rawan98n 5 років тому +169

      That what my boyfriend said I was watching lol

    • @RoseLikesDogs
      @RoseLikesDogs 5 років тому +299

      He kinda gives me Aro vibes (from twilight)

    • @graciekattan6618
      @graciekattan6618 5 років тому +40

      Rose Baker I thought the same thing 😂

    • @fraiseaumiel9956
      @fraiseaumiel9956 5 років тому +15

      @@RoseLikesDogs SAME omg

    • @natheaysabelle
      @natheaysabelle 5 років тому +8

      samedt

  • @veronicajo7091
    @veronicajo7091 5 років тому +2338

    You look immortal as ever today, your grace.

    • @Bdotdecember
      @Bdotdecember 5 років тому +20

      Bitch 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @BlankParty
      @BlankParty 5 років тому +1

      John should do a collaboration with Tulsa Swinton (also a vampire).

    • @angelrose3636
      @angelrose3636 5 років тому +1

      😂

  • @deeplyrootedtarot1866
    @deeplyrootedtarot1866 4 роки тому +1792

    After watching American beauty gurus, I return to Lord Maclean to restore braincells lost.

    • @donnakawana
      @donnakawana 3 роки тому +9

      So true. I'm ruined for any american anything.. I miss me Mum an my Gran... Your accent is impeccable. An we have similar skin color tho I have freckles an Auburn hair... Ok pink... But shhh it's a pandemic accident... Lol!! Thanks for giving a sense of class to YT... ✌🏻💗😊❣️

    • @vix_a_lady_figure
      @vix_a_lady_figure 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @starmoral5456
      @starmoral5456 3 роки тому +8

      "Yas queen, sickening, slay, werq it gurl, shooketh, snatch my bodyhair with that highlight!"

    • @jeandoe4887
      @jeandoe4887 2 роки тому +1

      Finally someone said it ♥ hahaha

  • @gintokisstrawberrymilk
    @gintokisstrawberrymilk 5 років тому +4838

    I wonder if he reads the comments like "hahha thats hilarious" or if he's just like "peasants" LMAO

  • @xanigh3278
    @xanigh3278 5 років тому +1251

    Do i wear makeup? No. Am i gonna watch this at 3am just as i was gonna go sleep? Absolutely

  • @simplykay2022
    @simplykay2022 5 років тому +2242

    “.....after all we don’t have all day. YOLO as the young people say!”
    -John Maclean

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 5 років тому +85

      Me, a godless millennial: yolo
      John, an actual God: yo-LÓ

    • @jens2114
      @jens2114 5 років тому

      This is everything!

    • @Barkerfam6
      @Barkerfam6 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🖤

    • @feraletc
      @feraletc 5 років тому +17

      This has killed me. I have died.

    • @GriethDay
      @GriethDay 5 років тому +5

      Simply Kay This made me howl!

  • @fullmetalalchemist4562
    @fullmetalalchemist4562 4 роки тому +1030

    “We don’t have all day
    Yolo.. as young people say.”
    -John Maclean, A.C. 2019.

  • @kareemzi
    @kareemzi 5 років тому +4476

    Other Gurus: "I'm applying alot 'cause my skin is soooo dry omg"
    Lord Maclean: "I'm applying quite a liberal amount of that moisturizer, as my skin is in due need of replenishment."

    • @esmeraldaescudero3972
      @esmeraldaescudero3972 5 років тому +214

      Other UA-camrs can only wish they possessed the elegance and graciousness of Lord MacLean.

    • @AshtenArmstrong
      @AshtenArmstrong 5 років тому +51

      Esmeralda Escudero and seamlessness

    • @laurenbear4670
      @laurenbear4670 5 років тому +43

      ha, i love his choice of words and his elegant way of speaking :)

    • @annurdaud4513
      @annurdaud4513 5 років тому +20

      I instantly fell in love with his gracefulness. I loved how he is also teaching on top of his review.

    • @kareemzi
      @kareemzi 5 років тому

      @Art By Katy Cain Well said! Hahaha 😂

  • @MatiasEzze
    @MatiasEzze 5 років тому +671

    “Irresistible.
    Just like me”
    We highly agree to this statement, my Lord.

  • @selcenerdem
    @selcenerdem 5 років тому +718

    I shall also be reviewing a lipstick by Estée Lauder. Estée Lauder Pure Color Envy, 440 Irresistible. _it's just like me._

  • @ariellemncr
    @ariellemncr 4 роки тому +484

    "Subscription is optional"
    Me: "No it's not, you leave me no choice, you have ensnared me with your undeniable class and I can't do anything other than subscribe and never leave. Impeccably done.

    • @DulaPearl
      @DulaPearl 4 роки тому +9

      Same thing just happened to me. I had no choice.

    • @janelleespinosa6247
      @janelleespinosa6247 3 роки тому +3

      I subscribed after seeing this video also. Just the top shelf here.

  • @carvedgirl
    @carvedgirl 5 років тому +2138

    should we be paying to watch his videos? i’m a peasant and he speaks in _cursive_ but i will still watch this _filum_

    • @MaxItUpwithMarta
      @MaxItUpwithMarta 5 років тому +25

      honestly, I come here to refresh from the other videos on YT. It is such a pleasure to be here.

    • @carvedgirl
      @carvedgirl 5 років тому +18

      Flenchentia Music _calligraphy_

    • @jenngraham2012
      @jenngraham2012 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 5 років тому +1

      All Scots pronounce film like 'filim'... I think. I do anyways 😆

    • @latasham.g2g419
      @latasham.g2g419 5 років тому +1

      😆🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mokedoki
    @mokedoki 5 років тому +4529

    i feel like i’m watching a makeup tutorial by an 18th century vampire

  • @chandoodles
    @chandoodles 5 років тому +13612

    This is what cursive sounds like.

  • @bethany2130
    @bethany2130 4 роки тому +348

    You know he speaks well when the auto generated subtitles have no errors in them

    • @candycanenee
      @candycanenee 4 роки тому +17

      Turned on CC and there were some errors but it was minimal compared to even the most posh interview on this site. It's the accurate enunciation and his soothing low toned voice that enabled YT to be as precise as they could.
      Edit: shit. When i hit post, I realised I unconsciously emulated his extensive vocabulary 🤣🤣

  • @UltraObscene84
    @UltraObscene84 5 років тому +305

    Lord MacLean has graced us with his presence and seamlessness. This filum has raised my credit score, cured my depression and cleared my epidermis once again.

  • @sherrieskinner4562
    @sherrieskinner4562 5 років тому +1896

    "The first time I saw one of my fine lines, I thought I was dying." 😂💀

  • @louisehill85
    @louisehill85 5 років тому +1159

    This is my first time here, but I’m fascinated by the precise pronunciation of each word.

    • @shirldayneee
      @shirldayneee 5 років тому +13

      WELCOME!!!! JOHN IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

    • @irtap404
      @irtap404 5 років тому +13

      And once you get his British sense of humour, that is even better.

    • @selinanewland8715
      @selinanewland8715 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @agooeycinnamonroll1338
      @agooeycinnamonroll1338 5 років тому +3

      Welcome to the cult! :)

    • @pinkegg3179
      @pinkegg3179 5 років тому +2

      my first time here too and subscribed!

  • @rachelharney9343
    @rachelharney9343 4 роки тому +419

    Me before this video: howdy
    Me after this video: how do you do sir, I’m quite parched

    • @arwengarraway9143
      @arwengarraway9143 4 роки тому +2

      WAIT, I chocked on my cereal from this comment

    • @natsumeyuji4169
      @natsumeyuji4169 4 роки тому

      Hahana

    • @boredweegie553
      @boredweegie553 4 роки тому +2

      Ok..he's from he outer Hebrides..Scotland..🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @mariavz3893
      @mariavz3893 3 роки тому

      I should not have read this while eating. 😂🤣😂

    • @lisadeloach8932
      @lisadeloach8932 Рік тому

      I sound like cornbread myself and listening to this makes me feel all fancy. 😆

  • @lunaverseI
    @lunaverseI 5 років тому +2297

    POV: You’re in the 18th century in England, attending a tea party and there’s a random person at the table showing you how to do your makeup with white paint.

    • @j1430
      @j1430 5 років тому +27

      Kslitdad he’s scottish not english

    • @robertw8959
      @robertw8959 5 років тому +33

      Jeanie Belle he was born in Scotland but moved to England, that’s why he doesn’t have the Scottish accent

    • @toffee2547
      @toffee2547 4 роки тому +21

      @@robertw8959 you can absolutely hear the Scottish accent when he speaks.

    • @mariasalazar4483
      @mariasalazar4483 4 роки тому +24

      He mixes his accents as he is very much immortal living so long makes you this way

    • @mariasalazar4483
      @mariasalazar4483 4 роки тому +1

      @Jackie Hillson I know me too it's rather enticing to hear such sophistication in language

  • @erikanight2162
    @erikanight2162 5 років тому +867

    Was that a gold bar I saw him use to fan himself? Iconic

    • @viktorx69
      @viktorx69 5 років тому +51

      Erika Night I didn’t even notice that! He makes things very casual

    • @DMontero17
      @DMontero17 5 років тому +63

      7:10 yes, it is a gold bar. Iconic X2

    • @shizotypical
      @shizotypical 5 років тому +49

      Considering the weight of one gold bar, his strength is indeed inhuman

    • @choirkitty
      @choirkitty 5 років тому +7

      @@shizotypical well he is a god after all 😁😁😁

    • @Moghause
      @Moghause 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes I can't help but think he's baiting Willam.

  • @CurlyGuy
    @CurlyGuy 5 років тому +651

    I dont think people understand the intelligence, poise and elegance yet incomparable humor John possesses!

    • @GrumpetteJV
      @GrumpetteJV 5 років тому +14

      It's why I love him. I don't even wear makeup.

    • @natashagoode501
      @natashagoode501 5 років тому +19

      Ah but we do, it is why we are here.
      I love his Q&As. Especially his discussion on sexuality, gender conformity, and fashion. Properly researched and communicated authoritatively (intellectually, but inclusive and gentle).
      A true giant among gods. :)

    • @mllee2008
      @mllee2008 5 років тому

      Yuh huhhhhh, we do too! 😀😉

    • @stormchii
      @stormchii 5 років тому

      i think we ALL know

    • @sapphireyasmina320
      @sapphireyasmina320 5 років тому

      Just say hes smart and funny

  • @kimsuwus7412
    @kimsuwus7412 5 років тому +852

    When they see a joke on the comments they be like: “haha I’ve indeed had a chuckle”

    • @ziallon
      @ziallon 5 років тому +25

      I CANT BREATHE 💀💀

    • @lol42069.
      @lol42069. 4 роки тому +1

      lmaoooo

    • @hi-cl6pb
      @hi-cl6pb 4 роки тому +9

      FYI, in a previous video he said he is a male.

    • @SashiKouran
      @SashiKouran 4 роки тому

      Righto.

    • @yodiyodi6898
      @yodiyodi6898 4 роки тому +6

      @@hi-cl6pb they is a polite form referring to someone and actually gender neutral

  • @haymesj
    @haymesj 5 років тому +1860

    Literally the only channel where the auto generated captions are accurate

    • @meteuteu
      @meteuteu 5 років тому +18

      yess

    • @MsZeldasaga
      @MsZeldasaga 5 років тому +91

      It's because he speaks so clearly

    • @sokissablex
      @sokissablex 5 років тому +41

      Perfect pronounciation

    • @ryanmiller5499
      @ryanmiller5499 5 років тому +15

      Um... go to 5:43 and put on the captions

    • @fiziarmy7782
      @fiziarmy7782 4 роки тому +3

      WOW THIS PERSON IS AMAZING 😂😂😂😂

  • @jito698
    @jito698 5 років тому +2276

    It’s so refreshing to not hear “sis” or “spill the tea” or “hunty” or “gurl” in a makeup video. Rather just an entrancing application of makeup. You have gained a new subscriber to excellent content.

    • @rsmith1820
      @rsmith1820 5 років тому +80

      Exactly. Just holding my phone while he enunciates every word so eloquently fills my heart and brain cells with an abundance of seamless intelligence...

    • @palladium607
      @palladium607 5 років тому +13

      @@rsmith1820 nicely said, and I quite agree.

    • @Kris-ld5cv
      @Kris-ld5cv 5 років тому +1

      Couldn’t agree more!

    • @aer7775
      @aer7775 5 років тому +2

      Right

    • @je9862
      @je9862 5 років тому +1

      bee bruised head loads of makeup videos don’t have those words said in it? Chloe Morello is an example

  • @yikes_ash
    @yikes_ash 5 років тому +7354

    Is anyone else watching this film to replenish their brain cells?

    • @carbsandcoffee5522
      @carbsandcoffee5522 5 років тому +44

      Yikes Ash it’s not a film...it’s a filum. 😆

    • @versatile_samuel
      @versatile_samuel 5 років тому +62

      God knows I need it
      (And by God I mean Lord MacLean)

    • @aiyoaiyo2768
      @aiyoaiyo2768 5 років тому +6

      Me after hearing pinoys decline polio vaccine which endangered everyone else

    • @chalamet7584
      @chalamet7584 5 років тому +24

      I pronouced film as filoum

    • @talia_d
      @talia_d 5 років тому

      Yeah

  • @michaelabevins9631
    @michaelabevins9631 4 роки тому +146

    Over here waiting for him to break character... realizes it’s not a character. Amazing.

  • @ericag8678
    @ericag8678 5 років тому +2254

    no one:
    literally no one:
    John Maclean: *double u double u double u DOT Twittehr DOT com*

  • @nataliecooper9172
    @nataliecooper9172 5 років тому +2362

    Everyone else: Film
    John Maclean: *Fillém*

    • @ivylasangrienta6093
      @ivylasangrienta6093 5 років тому +62

      They say fillum in Ireland.

    • @kate7414
      @kate7414 5 років тому +7

      I say it as John says it lol I thought everyone said it like FILLUM or maybe just everyone around me does haha

    • @neamhdhlisteanach6720
      @neamhdhlisteanach6720 5 років тому +6

      Ivy Ruonakoski he’s not irish though...

    • @lokkierover
      @lokkierover 5 років тому +12

      @@neamhdhlisteanach6720 some Scottish dialects share many features with Hiberno English.

    • @gillianwills9049
      @gillianwills9049 5 років тому +8

      He's Scottish...

  • @Aureovulpes
    @Aureovulpes 5 років тому +766

    The Lord has returned to bless us with his S E A M L E S S quality content, press 17:36 to feel the blessing of our Grace

    • @daisywares1
      @daisywares1 5 років тому +18

      Subtle definition.

    • @Barkerfam6
      @Barkerfam6 5 років тому +6

      lenny's neck Thank you! 🖤

    • @truthteller9522
      @truthteller9522 5 років тому +11

      I keep clicking on it!🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗😍😍😍

    • @gabrielag6283
      @gabrielag6283 5 років тому +4

      He looked so pure, and cute and proud of himself

    • @Figgatella
      @Figgatella 5 років тому

      lenny's neck I didn’t know you could do that until you said it!😂😂😂

  • @alicerosewisniewski
    @alicerosewisniewski 5 років тому +372

    "yolo as the young people say" I choked

  • @Aurora-kq7bo
    @Aurora-kq7bo 5 років тому +1141

    I only watch these to upgrade my English and filter out the horrendous beauty community slang

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @shanicesm6208
      @shanicesm6208 5 років тому

      Same here!

    • @ilianavanity4233
      @ilianavanity4233 5 років тому

      She said "upgrade" my English omfg that's the best thing I've ever heard.

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 5 років тому +511

    If I start keeping my makeup on an altar within my atelier, will I also gain immortality?

  • @kmrgurl330
    @kmrgurl330 5 років тому +737

    I am new here... I am not sure what is happening, but I like it. I shall stay.

  • @gabrielaferrer3333
    @gabrielaferrer3333 3 роки тому +35

    Watching this video from over more than a year ago, and realizing that everything he is recommending on how to apply make up is what is been shown on tiktok today... Lord Maclean is timeless

  • @amelie9571
    @amelie9571 5 років тому +234

    I wish my thoughts went through my head in John Maclean's voice

  • @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil
    @Rock_Lee_The_Handsome_Devil 5 років тому +1452

    My credit score isn't high enough for me to watch this

    • @fuegohobi6286
      @fuegohobi6286 5 років тому +2

      I love your name so much!!

    • @janecampbell4662
      @janecampbell4662 5 років тому +8

      My IQ isn’t high enough to watch this video

    • @emmarae6210
      @emmarae6210 5 років тому

      your username gives me flashbacks

    • @devonkelly44
      @devonkelly44 5 років тому +2

      i literally had an Experian ad before the vid started lmao

    • @Mysasser1
      @Mysasser1 5 років тому +1

      Make that your 2020 goals!!!!!

  • @andreabustamante192
    @andreabustamante192 5 років тому +217

    Nobody:
    Lord Maclean: *𝓛𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮*

  • @deadlylaughterproductions
    @deadlylaughterproductions 5 років тому +157

    Literally fanned himself off with a brick of gold, we can only imagine

    • @shysensei2348
      @shysensei2348 4 роки тому +2

      I had to go back to see it. OMG 💀

    • @arwengarraway9143
      @arwengarraway9143 4 роки тому

      @@shysensei2348 when was that

    • @consuelaadams2519
      @consuelaadams2519 4 роки тому

      Damn I watched this video 5 times and never noticed that until now hahaha

    • @howdyhannav
      @howdyhannav 4 роки тому

      you’re joking. I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN PAST THE UNBOXING YET AND I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE LUXURIOUS FAN 😭

  • @bunnysabop
    @bunnysabop 5 років тому +3694

    James Charles: *speaks in cursive*
    John McLean: *speaks in calligraphy*

  • @mishyee
    @mishyee 5 років тому +201

    Our lord has got to be one of the rarest beauty influencers who does not have negativity in their comment section. Bless🖤

  • @GypsyVictorious
    @GypsyVictorious 5 років тому +204

    This might be the first foundation that's lighter than John

  • @ginakn615
    @ginakn615 4 роки тому +148

    If he was born in the days of Shakespeare, he would have been absolutely perfect for the stage.

    • @antonia8770
      @antonia8770 4 роки тому +6

      people spoke much more differently in the time of shakespeare haha, this is a 1850-1900’s accent

    • @luebsmx8
      @luebsmx8 4 роки тому +1

      Look up a video on Original Pronunciation (OP). If you’re into accents, it’s very interesting. It’s how they would have spoken in the time of Shakespeare.

    • @748xxjxxexx9
      @748xxjxxexx9 3 роки тому +3

      He was around. I have a feeling he was born far before that era.

    • @Si-pw1uc
      @Si-pw1uc 2 роки тому

      What do you mean “if”

    • @christallaktorides6904
      @christallaktorides6904 Рік тому +1

      He has said he is 24 thousand years old

  • @nkemani8372
    @nkemani8372 5 років тому +1135

    “When you’ve been alive as long as I have...” okay KING. We love a vampire. 3:17

    • @MysteriousDrella
      @MysteriousDrella 5 років тому +25

      Was looking for this comment. He gives off lots of Tilda Swinton/ Only lovers left alive vibes.

    • @imnotsocreative5985
      @imnotsocreative5985 5 років тому +2

      MysteriousDrella yes totally

    • @twentyoneweebz5547
      @twentyoneweebz5547 5 років тому +1

      The presumption of Maclean being an vampire is absolutely preposterous, vampires partake in humans and there is not a chance in the 7 circles that he would consume a mortal, hence, a more accurate assumption would be a Devil or Dark Lord from my past experiences.

  • @spaztikcora
    @spaztikcora 5 років тому +1510

    I feel like he isn’t lying about the 1919 part

  • @mmakeup_mmama83
    @mmakeup_mmama83 5 років тому +998

    I keep waiting for the Charles Fox 8164352678975425789 brush.

  • @spikerkitty7741
    @spikerkitty7741 4 роки тому +181

    Finally, someone reviewing the palest shades for people like me who get mistaken for Casper the friendly ghost.

    • @edennis8578
      @edennis8578 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr? I used to use baby powder as a finishing powder because the lightest foundations were too dark for me.

    • @GalacticNinjaChicken
      @GalacticNinjaChicken 4 роки тому +6

      E Dennis I still use baby powder after my normal setting powder 😂 worst part is i’m half Middle Eastern and came out ginger with pale skin that reflects sunlight

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 роки тому +3

      @@GalacticNinjaChicken Idk if this is helpful but I think manic panic makes a white pressed powder you could potentially use for setting :) i also use the one from ELF because it's cheap and translucent

    • @ZacharyBoi
      @ZacharyBoi Рік тому

      @@GalacticNinjaChicken omg I’m half Middle Eastern too with ginger hair and I use baby powder to set my face when oily. 😭

    • @tammyhall3144
      @tammyhall3144 11 місяців тому

      Alas, I'm one of those poor pasty white gals and it is indeed a struggle to find a foundation that is light enough for my complexion. Even the Estee Lauder Porcelain and Ecru level 1 shades are too light for me and I have to mix them with my concealer so they don't go too dark on me.

  • @hej-sloveni
    @hej-sloveni 5 років тому +862

    me, a person who's been studying English as a second language for 7 years: confident with my English skills
    John: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @yu.czennie
      @yu.czennie 5 років тому +7

      It is easy to understand him , and I'm in my 6th year of English

    • @kylesimmons6718
      @kylesimmons6718 5 років тому +38

      @@yu.czennie I think they meant because of the sophistication of his language

    • @hej-sloveni
      @hej-sloveni 5 років тому +20

      @@yu.czennie lol i meant to say he broke my confidence with his impeccable English

    • @angele09luv
      @angele09luv 5 років тому +6

      He talks very clearly but his diction is just impeccable. Not many people use these words in their daily life so it might be hard to understand for non native english speakers.

    • @ratalanis3998
      @ratalanis3998 5 років тому

      S A M E

  • @smurf6524
    @smurf6524 5 років тому +1421

    My IQ just went up 20 points with this viewing.

    • @zeroinsignificance8633
      @zeroinsignificance8633 5 років тому +6

      *sharp deep inhalation of breath*
      IQ DOES NOT MEASURE YOUR INTELLIGENCE, IT MEASURES YOUR CAPACITY TO LEARN.

    • @sosansational
      @sosansational 5 років тому +10

      Zero Insignificance just let him make the joke dude

    • @artyheather8946
      @artyheather8946 5 років тому +2

      @@zeroinsignificance8633 well, he did not even said it has something to do with intelligence. So what are you even yelling for?

    • @chocola7420
      @chocola7420 5 років тому +1

      Zero Insignificance let people make jokes you negative nancy

    • @esotere
      @esotere 5 років тому +1

      It was the accent, wasn't it?

  • @dawnaustin4556
    @dawnaustin4556 5 років тому +986

    He scares me a little. He’s so intense but I can’t stop watching his mouth. He’s just amazing!

    • @kaylonniprince6146
      @kaylonniprince6146 5 років тому +12

      Same. I'm kinda nervous watching him

    • @janeodee1677
      @janeodee1677 5 років тому +9

      That's the Maclean spell working.

    • @nuggylikestheeggs
      @nuggylikestheeggs 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, he talks nice and all....
      bUt WhAt DaT mOuTh dO?😏
      😂😂😂

    • @haleynic
      @haleynic 5 років тому +3

      he doesn't scare me at all he's actually very calming

    • @dawnaustin4556
      @dawnaustin4556 5 років тому +2

      Haley Malloy more a bewilderment than scared.

  • @honeymoon4130
    @honeymoon4130 4 роки тому +82

    “Then I remembered that it’s 2019 and not 1919. When you’ve been alive as long as I have, you get the centuries all muddled up!” Oh John, this is why I’m so loyal to you 👏🏻🤣💖

  • @JB-kb2un
    @JB-kb2un 5 років тому +503

    Me: Straight man up at 3 am in Northern Canada, 5 beers into a 8 pack of beer. No girlfriend, working on the oil rigs for 9 hours a day.
    Also me: I gotta hear this person talk in cursive before bed

    • @paulahillier1390
      @paulahillier1390 4 роки тому +16

      Keep safe, fellow Canuk.😊🇨🇦

    • @blueribenaberry
      @blueribenaberry 4 роки тому +22

      That's hot.

    • @mxpronounced3224
      @mxpronounced3224 4 роки тому +8

      Nice, my Canadian boyfriend's also up north on the rigs

    • @genesisansbro4936
      @genesisansbro4936 4 роки тому +10

      Such a good idea before bed. Such a soothing monotone voice

    • @mostserene1
      @mostserene1 4 роки тому +1

      I've only recently discovered him and for the last week or so, I listen to him as I fall off to sleep. Sleep has never come easily for me, but this cursive-speaking man brings sleep more quickly for me and with breezy gentle dreams; unlike anything I've ever experienced before. Hoping you are well and healthy :-) "Take Care; Bye"

  • @potentdelirium
    @potentdelirium 5 років тому +306

    Hearing John make a joke is like hearing your Grandmother spit fire.
    You hear a person you've regarded as a saint get all mischievous and it oddly makes you extremely happy/satisfied.

  • @kate7414
    @kate7414 5 років тому +613

    I feel kinda scared of him yet I can't stop watching him...quite fascinating

    • @dynamicentry9631
      @dynamicentry9631 4 роки тому +7

      He has truly increased my overall perception of things to a stupendous extent. Quite fantastic. OhA uhHaha LaLaUhAh *laughs in posh*

    • @anb1450
      @anb1450 4 роки тому +3

      I am a little too but it's cuz in Brasil people don't are really that white

    • @sparksfly6149
      @sparksfly6149 4 роки тому +2

      An b
      I live in Australia and I’ve never seen anyone that pale either. Does he ever go outside? Does he just get driven everywhere?

    • @aadtie5633
      @aadtie5633 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't realise it's him and not her. 🤣

    • @amaxoxx
      @amaxoxx 4 роки тому +1

      Sparks Fly it’s just how some peoples natural skin is.

  • @viper8831
    @viper8831 5 років тому +452

    this video makes me want to clean our house😂

    • @ageiron
      @ageiron 5 років тому +1

      Queen Queen 🤣

    • @walfreysimporios
      @walfreysimporios 4 роки тому +1

      Done cleaning my room after watching this video! 😇😇😇

    • @DaybyDaywithRabya
      @DaybyDaywithRabya 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @moniqueabundance
      @moniqueabundance 2 роки тому

      And have a shower and exfoliate my whole body. I don't feel worthy. And I'm British too 🤣

  • @bagofhammers7479
    @bagofhammers7479 5 років тому +558

    "I often found in the past when I have used heavily abrasive exfoliators it feels as though I have jumped head first into a quarry"
    I'm deceased 😂😂

  • @MsMarieF
    @MsMarieF 5 років тому +303

    This is by far the most affluent, well versed, exorbitantly brilliant demonstration of grace by a beauty blogger I’ve ever witnessed in UA-cam.

    • @itskat7096
      @itskat7096 5 років тому

      Marie Antonette Ferrer on the platform w w w dot youtube dot com*

  • @tuckerlazzaratto9392
    @tuckerlazzaratto9392 5 років тому +265

    There you are. I knew my life was beginning to lack something.

  • @lahstories8165
    @lahstories8165 5 років тому +201

    I thought my accent was considered posh but he makes me sound like a peasant

  • @sofiancvstar13
    @sofiancvstar13 5 років тому +621

    "Yolo as the young people say"
    This comment made me feel so old

  • @higgsboson96
    @higgsboson96 5 років тому +376

    Ever tried studying to John Maclean? I'm usually the worst procrastinator when it comes to completing any work that lasts me longer than a day to finish, but by listening to his voice I managed to complete my Master's thesis and submit in time. Thank you, androgynous cosmetics professional with the magically soothing voice.

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 років тому +18

      Isolde Maduschen sis out here performing a miracle 😂

  • @miltoncat
    @miltoncat 5 років тому +382

    I am holding my phone, not a tea cup ☕️ but my pinkie is already up.

  • @spadarkly
    @spadarkly 4 роки тому +33

    I fear I am late to the party, but I suppose it is better late than never. I am grateful to have found someone with my exact hair, eye, and skin colors who embraces them and offers helpful tutorials and reviews. Cheers!

  • @Sangwaoh
    @Sangwaoh 5 років тому +728

    John: “444 irresistible”
    John: “Just like me”
    I stan the right queen

    • @thomasanchell1633
      @thomasanchell1633 5 років тому +3

      I read this as he said it 😂

    • @laney888
      @laney888 5 років тому

      Thomas Anchell same

    • @mcvibe5812
      @mcvibe5812 5 років тому

      God wanna like but it's at 666

  • @maryamsulu2162
    @maryamsulu2162 5 років тому +907

    “YOWLOW as the young people say” is my favorite in this video.

  • @lautjelaulove
    @lautjelaulove 5 років тому +810

    9:11 Lord Maclean being 9 years late to the yolo phase, and thats very on brand for him

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 5 років тому +1

      Please be considerate of us immortals. It can be quite difficult to keep on top of which words are or are not “currently” popular.

    • @ericatard
      @ericatard 5 років тому +36

      Yolo, as the young people say.

    • @rsmith1820
      @rsmith1820 5 років тому +40

      Time means nothing to m'Lord. Remember he is eternal. Only we mere mortals, worshippers & minions think linearly.

    • @jonathalisepulveda8607
      @jonathalisepulveda8607 5 років тому +5

      *Yoló*

    • @auliareski
      @auliareski 5 років тому +19

      Bold of you to think he said it "Yolo", he said it "Yeauleaux" with his ethereal-like accent as always.

  • @philosophywitch9248
    @philosophywitch9248 4 роки тому +220

    He seems like a character in a movie who is charming and lovely at first but then goes completely unhinged over some tiny imperfection and stabs someone to death and eats their hesrt

  • @haleyw9411
    @haleyw9411 5 років тому +106

    The only person I could listen to talk for hours without getting annoyed even once

  • @danielmorgan8033
    @danielmorgan8033 5 років тому +487

    No one:
    John: 𝑀𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀 𝒮𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈

  • @ajschwartz2012
    @ajschwartz2012 5 років тому +217

    *opening to discover the cap is magnetized* I missed you darling.

  • @sharonwalker2211
    @sharonwalker2211 4 роки тому +2

    There is no way you can misunderstand him. Clear & precise. I wish everyone communicated as well as John.

  • @SamTemple
    @SamTemple 5 років тому +240

    DID YOU JUST.. 7:09 .. FAN YOURSELF WITH A GOLD BAR?

  • @jacobjacquin
    @jacobjacquin 5 років тому +60

    “in the shade, irresistible, JUST LIKE ME” - john maclean
    this is why i love john

  • @BM-ef4sx
    @BM-ef4sx 5 років тому +2127

    John and Jeffree are the only people who can rock being without eyebrows.

    • @laney888
      @laney888 5 років тому +105

      omg i didn’t notice john had no eyebrows until i read this cause i just came from a jeffree video i’m deadd 💀

    • @siren7561
      @siren7561 5 років тому +2

      @@laney888 lmao same

    • @higuerap1975
      @higuerap1975 5 років тому +18

      and lets not fprget emilia fart

    • @opilee1881
      @opilee1881 5 років тому +3

      Naomi Jon??

    • @wasabipnda
      @wasabipnda 5 років тому +10

      B M mykie

  • @Tara-vh7md
    @Tara-vh7md 4 роки тому +6

    I also wanted to note and say Thank you for thoroughly explaining each technique and the end goal and brush number, some times these small details truly make the biggest difference in application and so many videos I have found do not provide these details and I appreciate it

  • @RachelOLeary
    @RachelOLeary 5 років тому +204

    I really appreciate that you give consistent and constant actual tips on makeup application.

  • @ColoxrI
    @ColoxrI 5 років тому +705

    John: Hello everyone...
    Me: Instantly sits upright

    • @boeing787thebest1
      @boeing787thebest1 4 роки тому

      Best comment😂😂😂😂

    • @unistudent4002
      @unistudent4002 4 роки тому +7

      Face forward, shoulders squared, knees together, hands in our laps, and our feet flat on the floor with ankles together and toes pointing to the front. (As my 1st grade teacher drilled into us lmao)

  • @deamonessdeeds
    @deamonessdeeds 5 років тому +1056

    There is absolutely no way this person is not a vampire.

    • @Yupitsmeagain2
      @Yupitsmeagain2 5 років тому +59

      Saying "this person" is an insult to our Lorde. They haven't been a person for centuries.

    • @inushkax4784
      @inushkax4784 5 років тому

      haha

    • @eyin8765
      @eyin8765 5 років тому

      LMBO

  • @newnana9070
    @newnana9070 4 роки тому +9

    Sir John, welcome back! I have missed your elegance and class. And also your tutorials with your unique humor. This is my all time favorite foundation.

  • @oliviac.4218
    @oliviac.4218 5 років тому +219

    He's such a vocabulary lord

  • @aurpitaparihar5798
    @aurpitaparihar5798 5 років тому +201

    Someone : how much vocabulary do you want to use in this fil-um?
    John : YES

  • @danuhhh
    @danuhhh 5 років тому +583

    Me: *watches John McLain to improve my vocabulary*

    • @lisafanucchi5939
      @lisafanucchi5939 5 років тому +7

      Danuhhh funny you spelled his name wrong 🤣

  • @katgurl5414
    @katgurl5414 3 роки тому +3

    I could listen to your voice all day long.
    It's very beautiful with an elegant but friendly and warming.
    Thank you so much.
    Kat
    xxx

  • @josh-gt9fm
    @josh-gt9fm 5 років тому +226

    john be explaining every detail almost like he’s talking to blind people

    • @MysteryGaymer
      @MysteryGaymer 5 років тому +17

      jvoji as a blind person, I’m here for it lmao

    • @pauljackson5672
      @pauljackson5672 5 років тому

      @@MysteryGaymer soz idont mean to be nit picky but...how can u read/write a comment if ur blind

  • @grellgo
    @grellgo 5 років тому +311

    I was absolutely flabbergasted upon seeing your divine visage once more. My previous crumpsy mood has lifted considerably.

    • @cbmsg327
      @cbmsg327 5 років тому +3

      My mood has been lifted quite high upon seeing Lord Maclean's film, and your comment.😊

  • @dragonbaby7660
    @dragonbaby7660 5 років тому +167

    Me: *watching Lord Maclean's film to improve my English skill..
    Lord Maclean: "YOLO."

    • @leonardoferreira7336
      @leonardoferreira7336 5 років тому +2

      LMAOOOOOO SAME

    • @emmathefabulous
      @emmathefabulous 5 років тому

      Is our Lord and Saviour Maclean specifically more helpful than other youtubers to help learn English? Sorry, curious native anglophone here!

  • @ReneeandJimmyG
    @ReneeandJimmyG 2 роки тому +3

    I love Estee Lauder too! I was very fortunate that my mother worked for the company for many years. She even met Estee and Joseph several times. Since middle school I've always had tons of Estee products.

  • @Mikayla_Games24
    @Mikayla_Games24 5 років тому +311

    I love John Maclean. Such an underrated makeup artist. They got class and skills.

  • @methylatedlysine
    @methylatedlysine 5 років тому +306

    John: "the best contours are seamless"
    *Trixie Mattel has left the chat* :( HAHAHAHAH

    • @talia_d
      @talia_d 5 років тому

      The moment where you a fan of both Trixie Mattel and John MaClean

  • @lstarr4266
    @lstarr4266 5 років тому +3037

    came here to baptize my eyes after watching j*mes ch*rles

  • @leenawardeh
    @leenawardeh 5 років тому +197

    Is no one gonna talk about how John fanned himself with a gold bar?? 😂💀