Full Face of Affordable Drugstore Makeup | John Maclean

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  • @rvsalka
    @rvsalka 6 років тому +6249

    "they're pretty popular with the young people" ah yes, said like a true immortal

    • @Pkg597
      @Pkg597 6 років тому +36

      maria I’m weak ☕️

    • @dresden6310
      @dresden6310 6 років тому +172

      I couldnt agree more. As a matter of fact, Im completely convinced John is Leonardo da Vinci's model for The Mona Lisa.

    • @victoredwardo9485
      @victoredwardo9485 6 років тому +17

      my hair line is gone after that

    • @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws
      @AnneAndersonFoxiepaws 6 років тому +20

      @@dresden6310 I can see that but I think that John is prettier. Now I am a real immortal, I am well past pensionable age and have never used any Botox, fillers, surgery or anything else of that I'll. I do facial excercises but only for the last few months along with hyaluronic acid and glycolic peels and other fruit acid, I have started microneedling but all this has only been since I started the excercises regularly. I think I am doing ok as my current thumbnail was taken on the 21st of September 18. I have never had to dye my hair either.... immortality is so forgiving on the appearance as John will tell you. Lol! I am joking I'm only 60.

    • @micaellyoliveira4406
      @micaellyoliveira4406 4 роки тому

      Ahahaha I thought the same !!!I love him !

  • @wylfire
    @wylfire 6 років тому +2538

    “...now, the lighting within the lavatory is as unforgiving as the Old Testament” 🙌😂

    • @prettyacct
      @prettyacct 6 років тому +2

      Kate Walden😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @barbaracollins5605
      @barbaracollins5605 6 років тому +29

      If John made this up it is brilliant. I don't know if you heard it from somewhere else but it does sound like something he would come up with.

    • @nadiataylor2566
      @nadiataylor2566 6 років тому +13

      Amen to that !! Same with the lights at the hairdresser :-(

    • @JeansGenes86
      @JeansGenes86 6 років тому +4

      I cried 😭😂😂😂

    • @harleygrant
      @harleygrant 6 років тому +1

      amethystviolet dreams Same!

  • @Megha486
    @Megha486 6 років тому +4961

    *_This, my dudes, is an Oxford Beauty Channel._*
    *_We speak in cursive here._*

    • @lunaeinhorn
      @lunaeinhorn 6 років тому +21

      Teach me master

    • @orxven1551
      @orxven1551 5 років тому +94

      *We also speak in Calligraphy*

    • @windriseaster
      @windriseaster 5 років тому +99

      What is a "dude"? I fear we might not have that in our vocabulary, my colleague.

    • @kansasclark4862
      @kansasclark4862 5 років тому +10

      No, Italics 😂

    • @iceshake3950
      @iceshake3950 5 років тому +11

      cursive is for rappers, its basically *CALLIGRAPHY*

  • @doobnoob8491
    @doobnoob8491 6 років тому +2317

    "Trends are designed for the anxious."
    I love that. 💜

  • @AH-bp8ow
    @AH-bp8ow 5 років тому +758

    The phrase “You age well when you’re not problematic” suits him quite well.

    • @dylansimpson7831
      @dylansimpson7831 4 роки тому +12

      Unproblematic for millennia

    • @saranya1111_
      @saranya1111_ 4 роки тому +8

      He is in his twenties

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 роки тому +49

      @@saranya1111_ I was shocked to read he's only 25! I'm 24 myself, and no offense to anyone, but he seems like he's in his mid 30's, cuz he's so graceful and well-spoken. He just seems so much more mature 😮

    • @saranya1111_
      @saranya1111_ 4 роки тому +29

      @@dataexpunged6969 yes His maturity and views about life gives us a feel that he is old. I'm in my late twenties seeing his persona as my inspiration.and that's ok to learn from a younger person.😊

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 роки тому +2

      @@saranya1111_ very true 👏👏

  • @amysargent
    @amysargent 6 років тому +5863

    “I didn’t run, I trotted very vigorously “ hahahahah I love you

    • @crystalhandke385
      @crystalhandke385 6 років тому +163

      Amy Sargent I loved the “as unforgiving as the Old Testament.”

    • @robdrobot
      @robdrobot 6 років тому +3

      hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @jennifergrove2368
      @jennifergrove2368 5 років тому +8

      My Dad used to tell me and my sister that we didn't have to run to school in the morning, but at least trot so we're not late.

    • @minne4rlife
      @minne4rlife 4 роки тому +2

      I’m gonna use this next time I’m in need of the lavatory. Lol 😂

  • @scottishlass4686
    @scottishlass4686 6 років тому +2424

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. John needs to come out with his own line of cosmetics. We absolutely needs products named "Fillem", "Seamlessness" and "Ever So Slightly".

    • @tillmancherish
      @tillmancherish 6 років тому +133

      Scottish Lass Also “Lavatory” “Applicable” and “Polished”

    • @sarabeth936
      @sarabeth936 6 років тому +5

      Oh yes.

    • @sarabeth936
      @sarabeth936 6 років тому +64

      The foundatiins could be called ' filum results foundation'

    • @tomnotloki917
      @tomnotloki917 6 років тому +27

      Epad and Ephone too mmkay 😅

    • @kokim4209
      @kokim4209 6 років тому

      @@tomnotloki917 oh yes!

  • @bleedblackwax
    @bleedblackwax 6 років тому +2226

    A comment from an old fillum of John's that I loved so much I had to share it here:
    "Me before watching John: I'm pale.
    Me after watching John: Mine is among the fairest of skintones."

    • @Lisa7x
      @Lisa7x 6 років тому +12

      NARSissist SAME

    • @LoryBelle
      @LoryBelle 6 років тому +3

      Lol, this!

    • @Marimora033
      @Marimora033 6 років тому +24

      NARSissist this made me laugh too much 😂

    • @sebmak6827
      @sebmak6827 6 років тому +17

      NARSissist I remember when I saw that comment... made me laugh 😄 because it’s so true!

    • @1015SaturdayNight
      @1015SaturdayNight 6 років тому +93

      NARSissist Me before watching John: I'm blending. Me after watching John: I'm striving for seamlessnessssss

  • @extranearex6972
    @extranearex6972 6 років тому +995

    I love how he's so inclusive of all skin tones and ages when talking about makeup.

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 3 роки тому +17

      And genders! He knows a lot, and he is well worth listening to! 👍🏽

    • @ritageorge8748
      @ritageorge8748 3 роки тому +5

      I've watched him for years having what I used to call my open casket look-now in 2021 I hardly use it now! But watch him still

    • @lunaticskitten
      @lunaticskitten 3 роки тому +5

      Same! I found John b/c I needed help with my pale skin, but I can recommend his vids to my friends of all ethnicitys and skin tones b/c they can still learn so much about color and technique.

    • @adeaoud3404
      @adeaoud3404 2 роки тому

      Yes!!!

    • @jean.m.9568
      @jean.m.9568 2 роки тому

      @@ritageorge8748 now I'm super curious what a look with that name looks like!!! I love the description!!

  • @caryulmer5578
    @caryulmer5578 6 років тому +876

    He's easily the best at techniques. His blush application is inspirational & he doesn't use the ridiculously thick false eyelashes you see everywhere, which allows you to see his amazing features & perfect application. On top of everything he's got a voice to rival asmr & slides in hilariously dry witty remarks. Who could ask for more?

    • @justy2263
      @justy2263 6 років тому +38

      And he uses highlight as highlight! Many use so much highlight it looks like they were sweating excessively.

    • @StarsongGaming
      @StarsongGaming 4 роки тому +5

      Cary Ulmer he enhances his natural features

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 4 роки тому +5

      Cary Ulmer and damn! those cheekbones!

  • @isthatjackson
    @isthatjackson 6 років тому +4820

    Our benevolent Lord has presented to us a set of cosmetics for those of us less affluent, yet they are still functional. Fantastic!

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 6 років тому +206

      "One may be from a province but one shall not be provincial" -Our Heavenly Queen Maclean.

    • @nopretribrapture2318
      @nopretribrapture2318 6 років тому +10

      Jackson Weaver what's the name of your benevolent Lord? Mines called THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. ..CREATOR OF ALL...seen and unseen..👑

    • @LoryBelle
      @LoryBelle 6 років тому +61

      scene seeka ugh. Stop that.

    • @christie_
      @christie_ 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Raeirenelene
      @Raeirenelene 6 років тому +15

      scene seeka im a devo0ted Christian as well but this made me spit out my drink oml

  • @nopenopenope678
    @nopenopenope678 6 років тому +3338

    John: “Now it may appear that I am just slapping it on and hoping for the best, which I am”
    Me: “YES I have mastered at least one part of his technique!”

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 6 років тому +83

      Morgan Quinn yes, there is a video where he identifies himself as a male, he is simply not tied to esthetic gender norms. Your question is quite logic don't worry

    • @Shawnne86
      @Shawnne86 6 років тому

      LMAO OMG you're too funny! xoxo

    • @Mama_Mia84
      @Mama_Mia84 6 років тому

      Genevieve Fields That is exactly me.

    • @ashadair.
      @ashadair. 6 років тому

      Genevieve Fields me

    • @clickhere2d1e
      @clickhere2d1e 6 років тому +8

      Next step is to practice that accent so every word you speak is so sharp it could cut you

  • @ThatAmandaBeth
    @ThatAmandaBeth 6 років тому +1684

    It is so refreshing to have a beauty guru who isn't always trying to sell you something and just encourages you to look great with what you have.

    • @tieiatalks
      @tieiatalks 6 років тому +71

      The Book of Amanda right? Use my morphe code makes me shut off immediately.

    • @carloss7587
      @carloss7587 6 років тому +3

      So true!

    • @bodyjewels
      @bodyjewels 6 років тому +1

      The Book of Amanda Amen.

    • @brookexjen
      @brookexjen 6 років тому

      The Book of Amanda i

    • @redlupo6193
      @redlupo6193 6 років тому +17

      The Book of Amanda "Subscription is Optional" endeared him to me even more!

  • @AllPeopleUnite
    @AllPeopleUnite 6 років тому +803

    Added bonus: No affiliate codes, no coupons, no referral links. No shade and maybe in some videos he does use them (I don't know) but even though these channels are all essentially make up commercials, it's nice to have one video and one UA-camr who isn't shoving merch and codes and coupons and links in your face.

    • @draganaradic1354
      @draganaradic1354 5 років тому +46

      To that list you should also add God and the inventor of the English language.

    • @deannalexus
      @deannalexus 5 років тому +23

      I like affiliate codes. Saves me money.

    • @kickinitWithKitt
      @kickinitWithKitt 4 роки тому +1

      🥰 we love you John xxx

    • @sharaalyana2706
      @sharaalyana2706 4 роки тому +5

      Also, "Subscription is optional" 😍❤

  • @lumley535
    @lumley535 6 років тому +738

    "It seems im running a cocaine factory"....i laughed Soo hard!!!!

    • @BeaVaneX
      @BeaVaneX 4 роки тому +5

      Same. I love his delivery. So dry and amazing

    • @Laire183
      @Laire183 3 роки тому +2

      I cracked at this one cause it's the kind of joke i tend to make while holding a deadpan expression also

  • @1207torrie
    @1207torrie 6 років тому +1806

    I love John because he's so well spoken and serious, but if you actually watch and listen to what he says, he's literally SO funny and always cracking jokes and I literally die

    • @mfu2586
      @mfu2586 6 років тому +210

      I love how he inserts jokes with all seriousness and straight face

    • @AnastasiaBeaverhousen37601
      @AnastasiaBeaverhousen37601 6 років тому +55

      I love how people "literally" die when they like something 😇

    • @carlmarx7855
      @carlmarx7855 6 років тому +16

      1207torrie I totally agree! Especially because he keeps a mostly straight face

    • @rosiellagrace
      @rosiellagrace 6 років тому +59

      Melissa Lynn isn't it quite the miracle that our Lord has the abilities to raise one from the dead, after putting them in that state himself with his majestic presence.

    • @pepperpaige203
      @pepperpaige203 6 років тому +52

      My favorite type of humor.
      deadpan /'ded,pan/: Say something amusing while affecting a serious manner.
      "The lighting within the lavatory is as unforgiving as The Old Testament."

  • @kendrawilhite1134
    @kendrawilhite1134 6 років тому +1983

    the way he nonchalantly makes jokes is truly the funniest thing

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 6 років тому +80

      The lighting in the lavatory is as unforgiving as the Old Testament... I live for his one-liner jokes.

    • @sharkiesupernova
      @sharkiesupernova 6 років тому +20

      Cocaine factory 😂

    • @ninjamom1656
      @ninjamom1656 5 років тому +4

      Definetly. This dude is a hoot! I wish he posted more often.

    • @BurdofSin
      @BurdofSin 5 років тому

      seamlessness...

  • @kbramire
    @kbramire 6 років тому +669

    "Queens don't run, they trot very vigorously"

  • @Siobhansama
    @Siobhansama 6 років тому +302

    Every time John mentions his "kit" I picture an entire room, not a bag haha

    • @arranaburden5667
      @arranaburden5667 5 років тому +24

      A steamer trunk. With built in cabinets and drawers. But it's bigger on the inside...

  • @annaorbanes5070
    @annaorbanes5070 5 років тому +10

    The look John Maclean presented today is very reminiscent, to me, of Hollywood films of the 1930-40’s.
    I particularly see Vivian Leigh and Hedy Lamar. The makeup is subtle and stunningly beautiful.
    They were called screen goddesses in that era. John would blend in with them, seamlessly, on a wall full
    of screen goddess posters.

  • @helterskelter3890
    @helterskelter3890 6 років тому +2130

    “...is as unforgiving as the old testament”

  • @mangkok_ulam
    @mangkok_ulam 6 років тому +1212

    "Trends are designed for the anxious"
    Another great take away from today's film!

    • @YasminA-jm9zs
      @YasminA-jm9zs 6 років тому +85

      Fillum*

    • @shae8951
      @shae8951 6 років тому +15

      Yasmin Alves He says that in almost every video haha

    • @HeatherHowser
      @HeatherHowser 6 років тому +5

      Samuel Izaya one of my all time favorites

    • @TheAgeofFabulous
      @TheAgeofFabulous 6 років тому +16

      Put this on a t-shirt, fitted of course, not Hanes.

    • @Nursepractitionerd
      @Nursepractitionerd 6 років тому +5

      Certainly one of his best quotes.

  • @TheAgeofFabulous
    @TheAgeofFabulous 6 років тому +754

    “This is called Peach Goddess, which absolutely applies to me.”

  • @thisisshelbyyyy_
    @thisisshelbyyyy_ 5 років тому +162

    "if it's not set quite thoroughly, it might be mistaken for a chandelier"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @hamburgerhelperflick
    @hamburgerhelperflick 6 років тому +318

    What a much needed breath of fresh air. Only just discovered this channel. Someone who doesn't constantly use "I feel like..." or "like" when they speak. Someone who doesn't insert those annoying cuts of them going off topic, dancing, or trying to read ingredients and not know what they are.

    • @olwynmigliorati3422
      @olwynmigliorati3422 5 років тому +9

      hamburgerhelperflick ...or “obsessed”😤

    • @silkcrenshaw
      @silkcrenshaw 5 років тому +6

      Or "living"

    • @alexisbrewer6767
      @alexisbrewer6767 4 роки тому +3

      I like when he displays products in his hands with his white gloves 😂 one time he held an open foundation bottle on them and I about shat myself

  • @selmaskrijelj5095
    @selmaskrijelj5095 6 років тому +1659

    "As though we're in a cocaine factory" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @devonseidner6298
      @devonseidner6298 6 років тому +41

      Selma Skrijelj when I heard that, I almost spat out my soda 😂😂😂

    • @GothicaBeauty
      @GothicaBeauty 6 років тому +24

      Selma Skrijelj only John can get away with that comment & its 04:10am in the uk & i am chuckling at it still.

    • @nopretribrapture2318
      @nopretribrapture2318 6 років тому +6

      Selma Skrijelj before i almost white deathed on that stuff i would've thought ummm cocaine...anyway...JESUS CHRIST set me free from drug addiction. .no high like THE MOST HIGH

    • @LoryBelle
      @LoryBelle 6 років тому +14

      scene seeka you sound crazy. I hope you’re just joking but this is the second uncalled for “yay for Jesus” comment I’ve seen from you so.... yeah. You sound crazy.

    • @selmaskrijelj5095
      @selmaskrijelj5095 6 років тому +19

      Mama Belle agreed, his comment was "as unforgiving as the Old Testament" if you will. 😂

  • @juanolguin6721
    @juanolguin6721 6 років тому +3118

    He's conscious of us being broke

    • @tieiatalks
      @tieiatalks 6 років тому +84

      Juan olguin smart man. Reaching his entire fan base!

    • @dondon9734
      @dondon9734 6 років тому +6

      😂😂

    • @sparkledonut4860
      @sparkledonut4860 6 років тому +4

      Why you say he? It’s a she!! Her voice is a little less pitch. I love how she speaks. You can tell that she well educated and smart.

    • @dondon9734
      @dondon9734 6 років тому +81

      Sparkle Donut It's a man, his name is John Macclean

    • @dondon9734
      @dondon9734 6 років тому +48

      Sparkle Donut He's androgenous

  • @crestfallen999
    @crestfallen999 6 років тому +881

    *whispers into the microphone*
    Seamlessness

    • @saharvarona
      @saharvarona 6 років тому +5

      yeeeesssYESSS this is the comment i was looking for. I LOOOVE itwhen he says *SEAMLESSNESS*

    • @sothisispermanence1898
      @sothisispermanence1898 6 років тому +4

      That was an especially seductive “seamlessness...” 🖤🖤🖤

  • @sarahtmott
    @sarahtmott 6 років тому +1425

    I genuinely don’t understand how John has only 280k and youtubers that are extremely irritating, (aka Laura and manny) have 5m... like how??

    • @pigmentedaf6676
      @pigmentedaf6676 6 років тому +51

      Sooo true! Now he has 393k but still..... hope his channel keeps growing though, he's one of the purist artists on youtube now.....unlike some......🙄🙄

    • @sarahjayne1620
      @sarahjayne1620 6 років тому +17

      @@pigmentedaf6676 it's now 421k! He's gaining subscribers quick!

    • @pigmentedaf6676
      @pigmentedaf6676 6 років тому +4

      @@sarahjayne1620 yay!

    • @pigmentedaf6676
      @pigmentedaf6676 6 років тому +3

      @Christian Verbon yes....yes he does:)

    • @Jgabusarang
      @Jgabusarang 6 років тому +4

      Tbh i dont understand either

  • @annem808
    @annem808 5 років тому +261

    First time that I see a white beauty youtuber concerned about darker skinned people, and this👏🏾is👏🏾a👏🏾mindset👏🏾that👏🏾we👏🏾stan

    • @problematique9389
      @problematique9389 4 роки тому +57

      Oh I know girl, but I don't think John is white. I think he's so ancient, he pre dates race.

    • @sophietaylor5934
      @sophietaylor5934 4 роки тому +35

      This isn't even John's true corporeal form. This is just the version our minds can accept.

    • @karuraunicorn1162
      @karuraunicorn1162 4 роки тому +8

      Totally agree💕

  • @Tanya-eq3fy
    @Tanya-eq3fy 6 років тому +403

    "Trends are designed for the anxious." 👏👏❤️

    • @sarabeth936
      @sarabeth936 6 років тому +1

      T shirt... yes.

    • @tomnotloki917
      @tomnotloki917 6 років тому +1

      Goddd John, you should start selling merch!!

    • @wesgerrr5835
      @wesgerrr5835 6 років тому

      Tanya that explains a lot about me 😭

  • @DannWilsonCarl
    @DannWilsonCarl 6 років тому +250

    “It might be mistaken for a chandelier.” Omg, I love you.

  • @AHAHHAHHA
    @AHAHHAHHA 6 років тому +637

    People who think they’re superior should watch this video to remind them that we’re all peasants compared to John.

    • @lunalimi9798
      @lunalimi9798 5 років тому

      Is he German? Trying to place the accent

    • @kyliepretty5072
      @kyliepretty5072 5 років тому +4

      Luna Limi Scottish/British mix

  • @alexsudati
    @alexsudati 5 років тому +105

    "And this is in the shade Peach Goddess. A name very suitable for me." I live

  • @amphetameanqueen
    @amphetameanqueen 5 років тому +84

    I love these simple, elegant and seamless looks. It just goes to show one doesn't need the heavy Instagram eyebrows, contour, blush and highlighter to get a beautiful look. Better still, this style of makeup can used by everyone aged 16 to 80 (or in John's case 24,000 yrs old) and it would never look too much or overdone. Stunning.

  • @ksings6407
    @ksings6407 6 років тому +524

    Im here to improve my English!

    • @VampGirl508
      @VampGirl508 6 років тому +18

      kokita kawtoora me too:) English, proper behavior and simply kindness.

    • @kateoc8
      @kateoc8 6 років тому +2

      Tread lightly...theres a touch of Mrs malaprop about the amazing John.

    • @akiraelai8053
      @akiraelai8053 6 років тому +26

      PiGmEnTeD TeA YOUR PROFILE PIC LMAOO

    • @viktoria6717
      @viktoria6717 6 років тому +1

      PiGmEnTeD TeA
      I love your profile pic 😂🔥

    • @ivanovskameow999
      @ivanovskameow999 6 років тому

      I spotted a grammatical error in the description and it broke me :(

  • @lucie4776
    @lucie4776 6 років тому +344

    "As unforgiving as the old testament" :) thank you!

    • @yasminkovacs5006
      @yasminkovacs5006 6 років тому

      Lucie 😂😂😂. I loved that line 😂

    • @jessicao8517
      @jessicao8517 6 років тому +1

      as an ex sunday school teacher ... this was my fave

    • @hajnald3178
      @hajnald3178 6 років тому

      Lucie looool

  • @CammyjOfficial
    @CammyjOfficial 6 років тому +819

    "I'm a great believer in results"-Epic

  • @Mykidsaresmarterthanyours
    @Mykidsaresmarterthanyours 6 років тому +186

    Humanity has hope after reading several comments from several videos.
    We're all far more caring than some seem to portray.
    Keep being amazing humans.
    John, keep making vocal and visual art.

  • @lolisek11
    @lolisek11 5 років тому +28

    I've never met someone so cold-looking, yet so well-meaning and friendly after a while. Also iconic. Subscribed.

  • @rlms56
    @rlms56 6 років тому +215

    Darling, I’m 61 years old and adore your videos. 💕

    • @reemclaughlin4260
      @reemclaughlin4260 5 років тому +1

      57! Years young. ❣💅🏻

    • @kelltic100
      @kelltic100 5 років тому

      I beat you both...66 years young.. and just adore this beautiful young man

  • @AveSinistra
    @AveSinistra 6 років тому +324

    I think john should use popular products that are proven to work that he hasn’t before like The Beauty Blender to make a sort of “first impressions” video :D

    • @elizah9917
      @elizah9917 6 років тому +57

      Chapel Von Hildegard but trends are for the anxious

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 6 років тому +5

      eliezuh law I could see If it was a silicone sponge but the beauty blender has been around forever

    • @AveSinistra
      @AveSinistra 6 років тому +11

      this is true but i said popular not trendy he example beauty blender is a popular product that has passed the trendy phase and is still popular cus it works with great results i use one for paint its simply fantastic

    • @whyyousotriggered6050
      @whyyousotriggered6050 6 років тому

      The good thing about him is if he did a first impression if normal products like that it would be such a breath of fresh air

  • @chaelasparks8396
    @chaelasparks8396 6 років тому +255

    It’s gotten to the point where he knows exactly what he’s doing when he says “seamlessness” 😂

  • @fariahcriss5696
    @fariahcriss5696 5 років тому +50

    Me doing makeup: Wow, that's a look
    John: I can build a whole facial architecture

    • @rosaaliandoe
      @rosaaliandoe 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣 What a marvelous way with words, right? 😘😘😘
      Love him so much for this ❤️❤️❤️

  • @devonkelly44
    @devonkelly44 5 років тому +93

    never thought i’d hear the phrase “cocaine factory” in a john mclean video but here we are

  • @jessicasimmons3957
    @jessicasimmons3957 6 років тому +125

    "Highlighter in the color Peach Goddess, a name suitable for me" 😂😂😂😂 you crack me up! You look amazing as always!

  • @ashleyf810
    @ashleyf810 6 років тому +478

    "Now I didn't run. I trotted quite vigorously". Perfection

  • @MetamorphosisRox
    @MetamorphosisRox 6 років тому +750

    Some of us older gals don't have a lot of money to spend either so we love this...that and we spent it all on makeup and now discovered that we are out of luck. Thank you as always.

  • @thewmsgaming100
    @thewmsgaming100 5 років тому +10

    What I love about this channel is the community. No one is throwing shade or starting drama, we are all just having fun and connecting. It’s so refreshing honestly.

  • @Alikan8314
    @Alikan8314 6 років тому +60

    Lord Dracula must be very pleased with one of his children being so beautiful, talented and poised! Your makeup skills are insane and your voice is so calm that you can be talking me to give you my entire wealth and I would...loved this!!!

  • @kuumih0
    @kuumih0 6 років тому +151

    My vampiric Goddess just blessed me. My skin has cleared, my edges are restored, and I'm hydrated all hail Lord Maclean

  • @LawriLuvsLemonade
    @LawriLuvsLemonade 6 років тому +400

    16:09 Now, because I am very fabulous... 😂😂😂😂

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 років тому +19

      LawriLuvsLemonade, he speaks the truth!

    • @brunogouvea1555
      @brunogouvea1555 6 років тому +1

      +Naomi PR of course

  • @dr-k1667
    @dr-k1667 6 років тому +313

    It has reached the point that Friday isn't Friday until John uploads a video. It is how I tell what day of the week it is. Yeah!

    • @GothicaBeauty
      @GothicaBeauty 6 років тому +1

      D R-K that’s how half the time i know what day it is because John keeps me right.

    • @jmtw290
      @jmtw290 6 років тому +1

      D R-K I love Friday filum night! (Even though it’s now Saturday lol)

  • @uri6194
    @uri6194 4 роки тому +30

    I absolutely love that he’s for pushing affordable and saying “you don’t necessarily need the coolest trendiest most expensive thing”!!!

  • @criswillcri
    @criswillcri 5 років тому +231

    7:34 "Popular with the young people"
    *Is 24*

    • @Kelvin5378
      @Kelvin5378 5 років тому +93

      You mean 24000

    • @incarnadinehue2674
      @incarnadinehue2674 4 роки тому +8

      @@Kelvin5378 indeed

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 роки тому +12

      WHAT!?! HE SEEMS SO MUCH MORE OLDER!

    • @TheRisingIcarus
      @TheRisingIcarus 4 роки тому +4

      This is so strange. John Maclean is only two years older than me. Who would've thought that

    • @Luna-rc8rw
      @Luna-rc8rw 4 роки тому +2

      HE IS JUST ONE YEAR OLDER THAN ME???????

  • @tessahatchett
    @tessahatchett 6 років тому +313

    ...ensuring S E A M L E S S N E S S

  • @JahairasMission
    @JahairasMission 6 років тому +142

    You gotta love those Charles Fox #(insert Pi here) brushes.

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 років тому +2

      JahairasMission, I laughed out loud!!! 😆😂π

    • @lisave10
      @lisave10 6 років тому +12

      😂😂 I love how he memorises about 18 numbers for the brush name!

    • @allygtf
      @allygtf 6 років тому +1

      “Insert Pi here’ 🤣🤣🤣. So true xx

  • @Tomify16
    @Tomify16 6 років тому +199

    I didn’t run, rather trotted very vigorously to the lavatory 😂😂😂😂 as unforgiving as the Old Testament I’m deadddddd

  • @may4557
    @may4557 5 років тому +25

    "TRENDS ARE DESIGNED FOR THE ANXIOUS"
    wow this is going on my wall

  • @xxcuppycakeloverxx
    @xxcuppycakeloverxx 6 років тому +400

    E N S U R I N G S E A M L E S S N E S S

  • @georgiamccullough1341
    @georgiamccullough1341 6 років тому +143

    "Very popular with the young people"
    I have concluded that John Maclean is an immortal vampire from very very very long ago.

    • @arranaburden5667
      @arranaburden5667 5 років тому

      I've come to the conclusion that he is a got of death. But like "come in your sleep", "ending your suffering" kind of death, not "rip you from the mortal coil", "take you kicking and screaming" death.

  • @gwynethzigich5701
    @gwynethzigich5701 6 років тому +51

    Other beauty channels "I'm just gonna do a really simple look today" goes in with like 5 shades
    John "and today I'm doing just a really polished scruded up look" only goes it with one shade and actually sticks to whay he says and is actually simple

  • @ankitamallick7081
    @ankitamallick7081 6 років тому +934

    S E A M L E S S ♥

    • @kdjislife
      @kdjislife 6 років тому +52

      N E S S

    • @marykatehilton975
      @marykatehilton975 6 років тому +39

      S E A M L E S S N E S S 💜

    • @JoeyMrTurbo
      @JoeyMrTurbo 6 років тому +3

      kdjislife hahahaha. Yassss

    • @apseudonym
      @apseudonym 6 років тому +13

      s e a m
      l e s s
      n e s s
      l e s s
      n e s s

    • @LuanaSofiaJG
      @LuanaSofiaJG 6 років тому +1

      What it means that? I am sorry but my first language is Spanish.

  • @ParkDongJun
    @ParkDongJun 5 років тому +43

    "less expensive" instead of "cheap"
    👏

  • @pikaboubou
    @pikaboubou 6 років тому +285

    Your face looks as if it would be an ideal female ratio, which I think is fascinating since you are male. My brain keeps getting confused, but it is so pleasantly intriguing. ☺ Your beauty is otherworldly, I just love it!

    • @BubbleGothArmy
      @BubbleGothArmy 6 років тому +14

      Running possibilities from a biological standpoint to explain feminine traits in some males include what might be considered non-standard hormone development as the human body grows. Such as possibly imo includes more estrogen family hormone involvement relative to an average development pattern for men with average or masculine traits.

    • @CityKanin
      @CityKanin 5 років тому +41

      I am a sad specimen of perfectly handsome male face and broad shoulders on a female body... i guess nature just throws features around!

    • @nibs8837
      @nibs8837 5 років тому +52

      @@CityKanin it doesn't matter how nature designed your look--it only matters that you are unique, and irreplaceable, and therefore very beautiful. Speaking as an artist...it is not within perfection that we find beauty. Beauty is found in the imperfect, the irregular, the magnificently singular!

    • @h.preston4574
      @h.preston4574 4 роки тому +12

      I remember when I watched a video of his for the first time. I spent like five minutes wondering why a woman’s UA-cam channel had a man’s name. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @vil4038
      @vil4038 4 роки тому +8

      The future is androgynous

  • @kayl6410
    @kayl6410 6 років тому +44

    You are quite possibly the most eloquent and elegant individuals I have ever come across. And It’s incredible soothing.

  • @marthacvd
    @marthacvd 6 років тому +21

    "...we'll I didn't run, I trotted very vigorously...." perfection! I ♡ you

  • @BohoMojojo
    @BohoMojojo 6 років тому +30

    15:48 "Peach Goddess - a name very suitable for me..." I love your cheeky demure little eye-batting glance there! *chuckles*

  • @razzledazzleist
    @razzledazzleist 6 років тому +57

    John's advice on makeup is relatable to life, in general.

  • @samanthacovington6556
    @samanthacovington6556 6 років тому +14

    My skin tone is among the melanin established, but I'm subscribed to John anyway. His way of speaking is amazing 👏👏

  • @marcelinamtm4011
    @marcelinamtm4011 6 років тому +42

    I still do not understand how someone can be so beautiful.

  • @set-tes4316
    @set-tes4316 6 років тому +35

    Everytime I read "Subscription is optimal" at the end.
    That is how elevated my judgement is regarding the wondrous individual that is John.

  • @eyeheartautomata
    @eyeheartautomata 6 років тому +42

    John is the corporeal embodiment of ASMR.

  • @paleromance
    @paleromance 5 років тому +3

    I'm love with the way he smiles while he's doing his makeup...it makes me think he's feeling himself.

  • @akira_ariga
    @akira_ariga 6 років тому +16

    The softness in his voice every time he says "seamlessness" is something I LIVE FORRRR

  • @kathycat101
    @kathycat101 6 років тому +76

    wow ASMR alert during the voiceover!! LOOOOVE your voice and makeup !!

  • @hpfandinosaurninja
    @hpfandinosaurninja 6 років тому +49

    My dear, I don't know if this is your style, but I would love to see a Mona Lisa inspired look from you. I think it would suit you.

  • @bay5854
    @bay5854 6 років тому +105

    Immediately I'm thinking, "How are you so perfect and so beautiful!" Are you secretly a vampire?

    • @coitis2002
      @coitis2002 6 років тому +25

      Bailey it’s no secret

    • @DanaJoTucker
      @DanaJoTucker 6 років тому +15

      Not a secret. 😉

    • @lilmouseygirl79
      @lilmouseygirl79 6 років тому +4

      All of us pale folk are vampires. I suck the life out of everything!!

    • @tieiatalks
      @tieiatalks 6 років тому +6

      Bailey he did a rather cute video during the holidays when he had been sick and commented how it reminds him that he’s in not immortal. He seems sad and it. He’s building his empire and will live on.

  • @bobbyzare2599
    @bobbyzare2599 3 роки тому +2

    I don’t know a thing about makeup nor have i ever watched a makeup tutorial. I just like how well spoken you are and the detail you provide.

  • @heyitsmarie5304
    @heyitsmarie5304 5 років тому +13

    John is a mix of classy, goth, vampire, gourgeous and fancy ❤️!!

  • @carolebuckle7977
    @carolebuckle7977 6 років тому +702

    I do like your analogy’s John enjoyed this immensely; cocaine factory 😂😂😂😂😂😂 xx

    • @hazzaspazza9
      @hazzaspazza9 6 років тому

      made me chuckle that did

    • @nafsi8519
      @nafsi8519 6 років тому +1

      I paused the video to see if someone commented on cocaine factory.

    • @mindanbi2992
      @mindanbi2992 5 років тому

      Agreed. This statement has made me chuckle quiet a bit ...i might as well have spilled my bottled water all over my daily needed working desk.

  • @zoelleo
    @zoelleo 6 років тому +36

    “I’ve heard they’re very popular with the young people”!!! I love your videos you’re a delight.

  • @apseudonym
    @apseudonym 6 років тому +217

    highly requested fillum ♡

  • @kagitsune
    @kagitsune 5 років тому +14

    3:34 - this point changed the entire way I buy makeup. Just what I need. Often from professional brands. Not here for pretty packaging (well, except for that one time...), just here for _results_ .

  • @NRSBRNND
    @NRSBRNND 6 років тому +76

    There is an affordable makeup brand in the UK and that is Makeup Revolution. They have lighter shades as well as darker shades too ☺

    • @graciebennett12
      @graciebennett12 6 років тому +4

      I love makeup revolution!

    • @kelleycrady7514
      @kelleycrady7514 5 років тому +5

      We have that in the U.S. too!@

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 5 років тому +1

      Essence is a very affordable brand as well.

    • @michellemelville8979
      @michellemelville8979 4 роки тому

      I've just discovered it in Australia. So far I've only bought eye shadow palettes but I'm extremely happy with them.

  • @tonia2483
    @tonia2483 6 років тому +79

    I predict big things for John in 2018!!!

  • @aaryamasingh4067
    @aaryamasingh4067 6 років тому +168

    One of the very few youtubers I’ve ever come across that don’t use the word ‘like’ every 5 seconds. Like literally it’s like so like not cool, like yeah.

  • @kagitsune
    @kagitsune 6 років тому +143

    EDITED with more sources!
    Product Options for people in North America:
    Less expensive moisturizers (good under makeup): Acne.org, Aveeno (fragrance free only), Cerave.
    Less expensive brushes: Elf and Crown (as mentioned), Real Techniques (he uses many of them for both powders and creams), Morphe (if you trust their business), Wet and Wild (synthetic only)
    Less expensive eyeshadows/contour powders, blushes: Makeup Geek, Milani, La Femme (available on CameraReadyCosmetics.com), BH Cosmetics.
    Less expensive mascara (as The Balm is not as cost-effective in the US): Any drugstore basic mascara. L'Oréal, Maybelline, Cover Girl, Essence, etc. You might have to try multiple products to find one that works for you.
    Less expensive highlighters: Milani, Wet And Wild.
    NYX cosmetics has impressive ranges of lip pencils, lipsticks, and glosses! All very well-pigmented, most very creamy.

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 років тому +10

      Also, NYX cosmetics carries some very good lip liners and pigmented lipsticks! Try out some of their different formulas!

    • @krissr4257
      @krissr4257 6 років тому +8

      Ulta now carries Sleek for the US so still a great option.

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 років тому +7

      Kriss R, oh I was not aware! Thank you. I also understand that many people enjoy the BH cosmetics, Coastal Scents, and Makeup Revolution powder/shadow formulas.

    • @krissr4257
      @krissr4257 6 років тому +4

      Naomi PR yeah those are pretty good as well. I have a few bh products. Oh, I also just saw Walgreens sells the Sleek online as well. I guess it’s slowly moving in over here. Took it long enough.

    • @Faeriedarke
      @Faeriedarke 6 років тому +4

      Makeup Revolution have brought out some amazing products in the last year, specially eyeshadow palettes. Their newer palettes in particular. The colours are pigmented and blend beautifully, and they are incredibly affordable. Their Viper mascara is great too, and they also have a white concealer that is great for lightening foundations. My fave affordable foundation is the Catrice HD foundation, and the matte 24hr shine control one is also great.

  • @user-vw9ch8zz2z
    @user-vw9ch8zz2z 4 роки тому +4

    John Maclean's sense of humor and incomparable articulation is WHAT I LIVE FORRRR

  • @TopacJay
    @TopacJay 6 років тому +23

    The voiceover voice! My goodness! THE Best especially for an insomniac mind raising person like me. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @dixierae6063
    @dixierae6063 6 років тому +16

    So Good to see you John. So tired of all the a you tube Negativity and Ignorance. You never disappoint when it comes to intelligent humor and an aassortment of spectacular beauty. XOXO

  • @illamasqua
    @illamasqua 6 років тому +289

    Thank you for featuring Skin Base!

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 6 років тому +1

      illamasqua are you guys leaving debenhams? What's going on?

    • @illamasqua
      @illamasqua 6 років тому +5

      We have no plans to! However let us know the store in question and we can look into it for you x

    • @ion2010ify
      @ion2010ify 6 років тому +7

      illamasqua I just got two products from the website that John recommended.

  • @courtney6014
    @courtney6014 6 років тому +46

    Could u imaging being that beautiful and elegant wow

  • @hannahaugustyniak11
    @hannahaugustyniak11 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve never seen makeup advice geared toward people for extremely fair skin this is a godsend

  • @reemclaughlin4260
    @reemclaughlin4260 5 років тому +28

    I'm a new sub from Philly.
    I'm a live in caretaker for my ex husband, and lately he's had a major setback. These videos are keeping me going, keeping my blood pressure down, and so calming to/for me.
    Thank you John!!! ❣

    • @nibs8837
      @nibs8837 5 років тому +7

      Ree McLaughlin, I hope things have taken a better turn for both you and your ex husband. Please remember to take good care of yourself. Sending healing energy to you!

  • @existentialmess9273
    @existentialmess9273 6 років тому +89

    *S E A M L E S S N E S S*

  • @lala_bee
    @lala_bee 6 років тому +19

    NYX also has tone additives, including white on their site, but the L.A. Girl white foundation blends the best for dry skin.

  • @bleedblackwax
    @bleedblackwax 6 років тому +61

    "The lighting within the lavatory is as unforgiving as The Old Testament." LMAO

  • @lauraharris1334
    @lauraharris1334 5 років тому +2

    His humor is so subtle yet very funny! His precise application of makeup is absolutely stunning! Kisses from Florida!

  • @saisiddha2919
    @saisiddha2919 5 років тому +10

    My law exams in 3 hours and i believe i shall perform rather well after the blessings of Lord Maclean