OPULENT WINTER FAVOURITES | JOHN MACLEAN

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  • @rojadove4680
    @rojadove4680 5 років тому +6585

    Dear John,
    I think this has to be my favourite video that I have watched on the UA-cam.
    Thank you so much for taking the time to talk about my fragrances. It is always so touching when people take the time to do so.
    I love the elegance and eloquence with which you speak and I must say that having listened to you speak, you are incredibly well informed on the topic of perfumery. I also loved the unpacking process you included - that really made me laugh!
    I simply love the idea of you wearing A Goodnight Kiss - especially in accompaniment to those earrings!
    Hope you continue to enjoy my creations and hope to have the pleasure to meet you some day.
    Sending you all the best,
    Rx

    • @reimutant7695
      @reimutant7695 5 років тому +257

      this is so sweet 👼🏻💘

    • @zakayrdezufeltzufelt2015
      @zakayrdezufeltzufelt2015 5 років тому +399

      This is what being classy looks like. cheers to you both.

    • @arccv
      @arccv 5 років тому +130

      omg this is incredible

    • @delll372
      @delll372 5 років тому +109

      this appears so wholesome 🥰

    • @amandaamanda6469
      @amandaamanda6469 5 років тому +52

      Awe ❤️ I love this so much

  • @mcnaaame
    @mcnaaame 5 років тому +1127

    2019: bathroom
    2020: necessarium
    A vocabulary glow up i didn’t know i needed

    • @SleepinBee
      @SleepinBee 5 років тому +15

      im going to be using that one this week

  • @cailie
    @cailie 4 роки тому +2079

    Please come back. This crazy sad world needs you.

  • @SB-fz4ys
    @SB-fz4ys 5 років тому +3266

    “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
    “My dessert beverage lures the lords to the court”

  • @donslife6455
    @donslife6455 4 роки тому +1568

    Are you doing well?

    • @yahlee
      @yahlee 4 роки тому +113

      i miss him

    • @francesinjune
      @francesinjune 4 роки тому +158

      He's been gone for nearly a year, he hasn't uploaded any videos since the start of 2020.. I hope he's doing alright and not sick or anything.

    • @alaleh7899
      @alaleh7899 4 роки тому +28

      @@francesinjune exactly! i'm kind of worried :(((

    • @tracimclaughlin6943
      @tracimclaughlin6943 4 роки тому +22

      @@alaleh7899 me too!!! He hasn’t posted anywhere...

    • @alaleh7899
      @alaleh7899 4 роки тому +92

      @@tracimclaughlin6943 actually he posted a few photos on instagram stories so we know he is alright, but i miss his videos

  • @lucasley20
    @lucasley20 5 років тому +1294

    "I prefer my nose to be enchanted rather than offended" priceless!

  • @daveclariondaing597
    @daveclariondaing597 5 років тому +1511

    "If you are a goddess, you ought to smell like one."
    Such grace. Such beauty. Such seamlesness. I feel so poor. Nevertheless, we have missed you, my Lord. Your servants are always here to await your return.

    • @amiahperkins5528
      @amiahperkins5528 5 років тому +14

      This comment was worded perfectly. There might I say, here here! in agreement.

    • @antipatsy
      @antipatsy 5 років тому +5

      honored to be the 666th like.

    • @z_bennet4208
      @z_bennet4208 5 років тому +2

      Amen!!

    • @syarifaamaliamarwadinata5623
      @syarifaamaliamarwadinata5623 5 років тому +1

      10:17 here, just bookmarking the greatest moment in this video.

    • @Ian-lo3bd
      @Ian-lo3bd 5 років тому

      Hear! Hear!

  • @kaijbeardy4183
    @kaijbeardy4183 5 років тому +5136

    His cursive accent has deepened greatly

    • @blandsalsa8796
      @blandsalsa8796 5 років тому +408

      -Cursive- ❌
      *Calligraphy* ✔️

    • @yojiviriak675
      @yojiviriak675 5 років тому +15

      *Her

    • @davidemascia3432
      @davidemascia3432 5 років тому +186

      Yojiv Iriak no, he consider himself : The Man

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 5 років тому +185

      @@yojiviriak675 He is not trans. He is a cis male.

    • @blandsalsa8796
      @blandsalsa8796 5 років тому +103

      @@yojiviriak675 John's pronoun is "He" so OP is correct.

  • @stevenfreeman1811
    @stevenfreeman1811 4 роки тому +592

    Me before this video: Mum, this bread is going stale, should I throw it away?????????????????? Me now: Mother dearest, I do believe this fine starchy creation, is falling off from its mortal coil, I think it high time that we, as a family unite, send it away, to a higher existence, where it can truly experience life on a spiritual level.

  • @airheadmikito559
    @airheadmikito559 5 років тому +1979

    Jeffree’s mansion tour did not make me feel poor. This did. I love it.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому +225

      Jeffree is tacky. He may be able to buy luxury products, but they are only status to him. Luxury is for refined persons.

    • @neverehan8928
      @neverehan8928 5 років тому +9

      @@JPMJPM yaasss we stan jeffreeeee ❤️💕

    • @GrandMichigan
      @GrandMichigan 5 років тому +85

      @@neverehan8928 Jeffree is nasty and fake. You can't buy class or true luxury and he is a great example of rich trash.

    • @serenapeterson8130
      @serenapeterson8130 5 років тому +20

      I wish I was wealthy enough to even go inside the store where there might be samples of these perfumes lol. Love the bottles!

    • @neverehan8928
      @neverehan8928 5 років тому +15

      @@GrandMichigan I don't think so but whatever it's your opinion......no arguments wanted

  • @marcanthonysmith2973
    @marcanthonysmith2973 5 років тому +8914

    I want John McClean to narrate his every move when he is murdering me.

    • @VeroSCIA
      @VeroSCIA 5 років тому +971

      John McClean wouldn't murder you, he wouldn't dare risk soiling his garments over something as trivial as a human. Be serious with yourself, you're talking about Lord John McClean not Satan or some shlub. Our Lord has "clean" in his name for a reason, nothing the Lord does is without thought or meaning. Plus, no one wants you dead anyway, we love you. Happy New Year.

    • @georgia8592
      @georgia8592 5 років тому +66

      @@VeroSCIA 😂😂😂

    • @humanityandme
      @humanityandme 5 років тому +194

      Sorry, you are not worthy of such a privilege by our Lord.

    • @yellow_maiden
      @yellow_maiden 5 років тому +14

      @@VeroSCIA 🤣🤣

    • @ddaisy6396
      @ddaisy6396 5 років тому +16

      @@VeroSCIA 😂😂👏❤️

  • @Stefie-lt5br
    @Stefie-lt5br 5 років тому +1394

    John talking about skincare:
    "The gel feels like a gel, where the cream definitely feels more like a cream"
    Revolutionary 😂

    • @lalauo
      @lalauo 5 років тому +32

      Steve98 me working in skincare trying to find new ways to explain to idiots the difference between water and oil based products 😭

    • @pekipekenipek6925
      @pekipekenipek6925 5 років тому +13

      Me when i try to reach the word count with my limited vocabulary

    • @bonniebuckner3399
      @bonniebuckner3399 5 років тому +1

      The Reviewbrah of Cosmetics

  • @donnadiore2356
    @donnadiore2356 4 роки тому +1510

    He speaks in “i killed my husband for all his money”

    • @erickorta3171
      @erickorta3171 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @alienkid69
      @alienkid69 4 роки тому +111

      you got it wrong
      "unfortunately i have quelled my consorts existence to obtain his finances"

    • @AtaMarKat
      @AtaMarKat 3 роки тому +4

      The word is Dowager, I believe.

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 роки тому +1

      I tried to like your comment again 😂

  • @empress_enchantress
    @empress_enchantress 5 років тому +1310

    "I preferred my nose to be enchanted than offended."
    - John Maclean, 2020.

    • @lynnhobby32321
      @lynnhobby32321 5 років тому +6

      Supreme Glit Extreme Glow I almost fainted!

  • @Darkmattermatters1985
    @Darkmattermatters1985 5 років тому +2985

    "Only fools enjoy paying full price for anything"
    -John Maclean 2020

  • @jordanhelms9056
    @jordanhelms9056 5 років тому +419

    We missed you John Maclean.

  • @ejohnson3131
    @ejohnson3131 4 роки тому +147

    When other UA-camrs put out content on the daily to be relevant, John comes around every century to delight us in his magnificence and quality content!

  • @elerielart
    @elerielart 5 років тому +1303

    "I'm just going to spray a little bit..."
    SPRAYS SIX TIMES ON A TESTER

    • @schwaben4120
      @schwaben4120 5 років тому +69

      And a 1250£ perfume

    • @chrys8048
      @chrys8048 5 років тому +19

      💸💸💸

    • @AndreaHa
      @AndreaHa 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha 😂

    • @merule90
      @merule90 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @mmmmmmolly
      @mmmmmmolly 5 років тому +96

      sprayed my rent just right there

  • @LittleMilkJug
    @LittleMilkJug 5 років тому +364

    "It also includes a mirror so you MAY be able to see yourself " John giving tips to the vampyre part of his followers.

    • @cornflkeboy1
      @cornflkeboy1 5 років тому +5

      lmao, I didn't quite catch that when he said it, although it did strike me as unusual. Until I read your comment :)

  • @arieffmashaf7489
    @arieffmashaf7489 3 роки тому +489

    So I just saw John Maclean's new Instagram story and the Lord announced that he will be uploading very very soon. Stay tune

    • @Paulamon92
      @Paulamon92 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you 😭😭😭

    • @arieffmashaf7489
      @arieffmashaf7489 3 роки тому +3

      @@Paulamon92 thank the Lord themselves

    • @V-2512
      @V-2512 3 роки тому

      Is our Lord coming back?

    • @arieffmashaf7489
      @arieffmashaf7489 3 роки тому +2

      @@V-2512 Pray to him every night so he would return to guide us from this pandemic

    • @V-2512
      @V-2512 3 роки тому +5

      @@arieffmashaf7489 How bold of you to assume I don't already pray for his return.

  • @qwp0983
    @qwp0983 5 років тому +1715

    Wishing everyone seamlessness in 2020!

  • @lizzyvasquez7809
    @lizzyvasquez7809 5 років тому +322

    Our Monarch has returned. In the start of this year. My life is completed.

  • @zixiais
    @zixiais 5 років тому +1194

    me: "i might be wrong tho"
    john, an intellectual: "i fear i may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy"

    • @asdfghjaderene
      @asdfghjaderene 5 років тому +35

      When you're trying to hit that number of words in an essay

    • @asdfghjaderene
      @asdfghjaderene 5 років тому +2

      When you're trying to hit that word count

    • @hakuouki3843
      @hakuouki3843 5 років тому +1

      asdfghjaderene felt this one😂😂

  • @mitskishusband6482
    @mitskishusband6482 4 роки тому +789

    Anyone worrying about where he’s been obviously doesn’t realize that Vampires need to take century-long slumbers from time-to-time...💁🏻‍♀️

    • @PurpleMoonFlute
      @PurpleMoonFlute 4 роки тому +26

      If that's true that means none of us will ever see him again 🤣

    • @citizenerased7746
      @citizenerased7746 4 роки тому +7

      I’m worried he didn’t survive COVID 😞

    • @rradiosilencee
      @rradiosilencee 4 роки тому +2

      @@citizenerased7746 he posts on his instagram stories :)

    • @just2vicious466
      @just2vicious466 4 роки тому +1

      @@citizenerased7746 lol he posted on his ig in December he’s fine

  • @RazzberryRachel
    @RazzberryRachel 5 років тому +1772

    Jeffree Star: I will make you feel poor.
    John Maclean: hold my Château Cheval Blanc

    • @fionnrex9513
      @fionnrex9513 5 років тому +167

      John is classy. Jeffree is trashy

    • @drkmgic
      @drkmgic 5 років тому +150

      John never makes me feel poor though. I know he can afford things I cant but it never feels like it belittles me when he does lols.

    • @gappygarcia
      @gappygarcia 5 років тому +9

      Juliette Amor BIHHHHHHH IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS LOL OMG.

    • @OAmoretNoctis1Izzy
      @OAmoretNoctis1Izzy 5 років тому +1

      +

    • @ashleyvictoria5833
      @ashleyvictoria5833 5 років тому +54

      New money vs old money

  • @giabea.
    @giabea. 5 років тому +697

    “Well there is of course death”
    Made me choke on my water lol

    • @hannieloooo
      @hannieloooo 5 років тому +1

      Gia S. Same.😂

    • @M-CH_
      @M-CH_ 5 років тому +4

      Death indeed translates your scent after a fashion that is deleterious.

    • @Pri-ze7fv
      @Pri-ze7fv 5 років тому +4

      7:50 *tip of the hat*

  • @lucentluxanna7354
    @lucentluxanna7354 5 років тому +1699

    me: wow that sounds like a great parfume
    john: one thousand-
    me: NEVERMIND

    • @TobiasBalk
      @TobiasBalk 5 років тому +19

      I'll just keep my Calvin Klein One 😅

    • @alextravis8175
      @alextravis8175 5 років тому +12

      I started looking for it and then saw the price and thought Nope

    • @franzferdinand17
      @franzferdinand17 5 років тому +12

      Yeah I was interested too, because I’m all about luxury perfumes! Yeaaahhhh I’m not paying that much for perfume. I’ll stick with Dior, Chanel and Prada

    • @yvonnereid1656
      @yvonnereid1656 5 років тому +2

      Lol ikr??

    • @laurakirwan999
      @laurakirwan999 5 років тому +4

      **Chokes**

  • @simonironson8518
    @simonironson8518 4 роки тому +43

    I think this video could be object of study! The elegance of his speak is poetry, the richness of his vocabulary, the eloquence he describes the perfumes with and of course his accent is something sublimely asmr. Love it.

    • @JMAW91
      @JMAW91 3 роки тому

      It is a character he has created

  • @CatDavid0520
    @CatDavid0520 5 років тому +1429

    Me 2019: "Oh that really stinks!"
    Me 2020: "That particular fragrance has a foul resemblance of eau de sewer."

  • @Wambogirly
    @Wambogirly 5 років тому +272

    I love how he describes even the package so detailed. Imagine a blind person listening to this video

    • @Nejem
      @Nejem 5 років тому +21

      You are absolutely correct, this thought has not visited me before your commentary.

    • @victoriagraca5195
      @victoriagraca5195 5 років тому

      Exactly!!

    • @traceycole5300
      @traceycole5300 5 років тому

      He? I thought John was a woman?
      I cant see any Adam's apple in the feminine neck.

    • @ZeeTaylor25
      @ZeeTaylor25 5 років тому +2

      I visit his videos at times and just close my eyes and listen. Then I would drift into a beautiful and dreamless slumber.

  • @russthicc
    @russthicc 5 років тому +1215

    "Now, I'm just gonna spray a little bit of this on a tester."
    " *sPraYs 600 DoLLaRs* "

  • @helinaa4
    @helinaa4 4 роки тому +228

    EVERYONE!!! He posted a video in his ig stories of him filming and saying "You ought to prepare"! The wait will be over soon!

    • @damikaelson4479
      @damikaelson4479 4 роки тому +1

      I HOPE ITS A MAKEUP LINE OR PERFUME LINEE

    • @arborlawns
      @arborlawns 4 роки тому

      Pffftttt hahahaha. Jesus?.... Don't waste your money on this side show

    • @ava1789
      @ava1789 4 роки тому +20

      its been 3 months :(

    • @bmbrth1
      @bmbrth1 4 роки тому +5

      @@ava1789 you kinda hafta get used to that, he will get you all excited about something then that's the last you will ever hear of it. After multiple teasers you are kinda left just shrugging it off. When he does come back it will be great.

    • @elleitra3004
      @elleitra3004 4 роки тому +1

      I miss him

  • @pranalinaik18
    @pranalinaik18 5 років тому +492

    *Lord Maclean uploads*
    *Immediately straightens the spine and prepares to concentrate like I've never before*
    😍😍😍

    • @arbi018
      @arbi018 5 років тому +10

      Dont forget your wine

    • @orangejyoos
      @orangejyoos 5 років тому +1

      never imagined to see an Indian in this comment section, LET ALONE A MAHARASHTRIAN

    • @pranalinaik18
      @pranalinaik18 5 років тому +1

      Anaita Pednekar Yasss girll!! We one of the elites😛♥️

  • @xro18x
    @xro18x 5 років тому +686

    John maclean: uses gloves to handle everything
    Also John maclean: swiftly remmoves packaging

    • @3v3ry1
      @3v3ry1 5 років тому

      xMERAKIx 😂

    • @flowerpotgirl8835
      @flowerpotgirl8835 5 років тому

      Omg the packaging♥️.

    • @xro18x
      @xro18x 5 років тому +1

      Didn't expect this to blow up 😶😂

    • @MzAnzu
      @MzAnzu 5 років тому

      exactly bahhaahaaaa

    • @serenapeterson8130
      @serenapeterson8130 5 років тому

      I love that too!

  • @Heidi3_
    @Heidi3_ 5 років тому +770

    John, your voice is like a good night's kiss.

  • @danyf.1442
    @danyf.1442 4 роки тому +41

    You know someone is truly iconic when he disappears for a year and people keep saying they miss him and his videos. Hope he is having the best time and just too busy with other stuff.

  • @Void_Mother
    @Void_Mother 5 років тому +317

    "If you're a goddess, you are ought to smell like one."
    Cheers to that

  • @salvadoroars
    @salvadoroars 5 років тому +139

    "I think if one smells bad, it is one of the very worst thing in life. Well there is, of course, death.."
    Spoken like a true immortal lord

  • @thatgirl18100
    @thatgirl18100 5 років тому +845

    I can’t help but feel poor whenever John says “We ARE dealing in luxury.” Who is WE John?

    • @seraphale
      @seraphale 5 років тому +13

      *You* will some day, boo! And then you can revel in it. REVEL!

    • @squarepeg9484
      @squarepeg9484 5 років тому +17

      It’s the Royal ‘we’ and rightly so for our Lord/Lady/God/Goddess/King/Queen Maclean

    • @renthehag
      @renthehag 5 років тому +5

      Just because all of us can’t necessarily afford it right now doesn’t mean we can’t participate in the fantasy!

    • @cyb3rg1rl-ari
      @cyb3rg1rl-ari 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @maxisussex
      @maxisussex 5 років тому +1

      @@renthehag I can't wait wait to buy my first £800 bottle of Roja Perfume. If I pick up and extra shift a week I can buy one in 2 months, yay.

  • @cynthiawright2186
    @cynthiawright2186 4 роки тому +256

    The year is almost over with and his latest video was in the beginning of 2020. I do hope he is okay

  • @Jade_fawkes
    @Jade_fawkes 5 років тому +352

    “I think when one smells bad, it’s one of the very worst thing in life- well, there is of course death” 😅👏🏻

    • @pinkegg3179
      @pinkegg3179 4 роки тому +4

      @Adriana Da Rocha that's how he can afford the perfume. collecting interests on his savings over the past few centuries

  • @notactive-11111
    @notactive-11111 5 років тому +540

    John got me so entranced while he was talking about the perfume that forgot I was poor and almost tried to buy it..

    • @Agrillot6
      @Agrillot6 5 років тому +7

      Umbrelli same 😭I want this perfume so badly now, and I don’t use perume!

    • @itsweb1584
      @itsweb1584 5 років тому +9

      £1,250...

    • @notactive-11111
      @notactive-11111 5 років тому +7

      Hallo IkBenWill Yeah that price was what shocked me back to reality

    • @Agrillot6
      @Agrillot6 5 років тому +7

      That’s $1600 in US dollars!

    • @notactive-11111
      @notactive-11111 5 років тому +2

      Agrillot6 i know... i suppose even my soul costs less than that perfume haha

  • @IshanAli
    @IshanAli 5 років тому +386

    If the Oxford Dictionary was a person it would be John

    • @AndreaHa
      @AndreaHa 5 років тому +8

      I think you left this comment before lol

  • @smexyphysics
    @smexyphysics 4 роки тому +830

    Anyone else here because we are sad and miss our Dark Lord...

    • @AbubakarDubai
      @AbubakarDubai 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yes mee

    • @francesinjune
      @francesinjune 4 роки тому +27

      I'm wondering what could cause someone to have to take a year long break from UA-cam, I hope he's doing good and that there is nothing wrong, I wish he could at least give us an update soon as to why he's been gone so long.

    • @pjanmax5082
      @pjanmax5082 3 роки тому +6

      we need our dark lord's presence to bless us once again...

    • @prisshersig4332
      @prisshersig4332 3 роки тому +4

      Indubitably!!!

    • @deepdaisyyylala788
      @deepdaisyyylala788 3 роки тому

      @Lord Voldemort oh he's here i was miss you too my lord

  • @danishbeans3292
    @danishbeans3292 5 років тому +172

    he speaks such perfect english, that the auto eng subtitles are 99.9% correct.

    • @calmingwaters1981
      @calmingwaters1981 5 років тому +2

      You think he speaks perfectly, you should listen to Bernadette Banner

    • @GavinAlexander.
      @GavinAlexander. 5 років тому

      Other than the Irish pronunciation of film...

  • @anomalnomad
    @anomalnomad 5 років тому +843

    Everyone: y’all mind if i have a good year?
    John: _Do you, of the general population, have an opinion of that regarding the possibility of me experiencing a beneficial and splendiferous 365 days?_

    • @Sasha-lf8bu
      @Sasha-lf8bu 5 років тому +39

      366 days in 2020, but otherwise seamless.

    • @anomalnomad
      @anomalnomad 5 років тому +3

      Sa sha I didn’t even realize, gracias.

  • @m.janski
    @m.janski 5 років тому +935

    The packaging of the Roja parfums looks more expensive than my house

    • @nom3nnescio
      @nom3nnescio 5 років тому +28

      you actually own a house?

    • @dahliasdarkside1695
      @dahliasdarkside1695 5 років тому +25

      I mean its so expensive that it could pay rent for at least two months where I live...im not joking.

    • @badgerpaws2939
      @badgerpaws2939 5 років тому +5

      The 100 mil is definitely my mortgage payment

    • @wiktor7814
      @wiktor7814 5 років тому +5

      DahliasDarkside its almost double the average month salary in Poland xDDD

    • @Surdeigt
      @Surdeigt 5 років тому +1

      My mortgage is so expensive I can't even buy a rug

  • @shiranagronov5375
    @shiranagronov5375 4 роки тому +33

    "Smelling wonderful makes you feel wonderful. It changes your mood. I think when one smells bad it's one of the very worst things in life. Well, there is of course death". Epic.

  • @lakeofbees
    @lakeofbees 5 років тому +608

    *”When I heard it was going to be discontinued, I very expediently trotted off to [name] with the greatest of vigor”*
    Me, an uncultured swine: I hauled ass

  • @joannaledbetter6509
    @joannaledbetter6509 5 років тому +224

    In 8 weeks I will be 71 years old and everytime John appears on my UA-cam feed I am so excited to hear what he has to say. This showing & description of products are absolutely overwhelming. I want to feel as beautiful as the products are and I shall purchase each and every one of them! Thank you John for your exquisite representation of the products you selected. I do not understand why you do not have over a million subscribers. Hopefully 2020 will be your year for extraordinary great things to happen to your channel. Hugs from the US.

    • @MsTammi125
      @MsTammi125 5 років тому +10

      Happy birthday you don't look a day over 29. ❤

    • @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens
      @Khaleesi_Of_Kittens 4 роки тому +5

      I feel like if he uploaded more often, he'd be in the millions.

    • @MimiRAM0NE
      @MimiRAM0NE 4 роки тому

      Happy belated birthday!

  • @mirandamiranduh
    @mirandamiranduh 5 років тому +777

    John speaks as if he's re-worded an essay to increase the word count.

  • @judyantonetti2186
    @judyantonetti2186 4 роки тому +51

    My dear John. How we have missed you. It concerns me that we haven’t heard from you during this awful pandemic. I hope you are well and happy. ❤️

  • @jaybirdaneko4447
    @jaybirdaneko4447 5 років тому +46

    I LOVE that John wears a pair of special gloves. Like each piece is a priceless museum archive. Pure class.

  • @teresak7354
    @teresak7354 5 років тому +327

    I had to take a ten minute break after hearing the price of the first Roja perfume. I closed UA-cam and made a cocktail. I then decided I could continue.

    • @missdemeanour6981
      @missdemeanour6981 5 років тому +3

      Yeah I too lost the composer required to watch of her videos. 😂

    • @nelsonth
      @nelsonth 5 років тому +6

      @@missdemeanour6981 composure, you peasant jk 😂

    • @missdemeanour6981
      @missdemeanour6981 5 років тому +4

      Can't click a video unless my spine is straight, she makes me strive for more than my lowly position 😂

    • @Blowyourtop
      @Blowyourtop 5 років тому +3

      This comment is golden lmao.

    • @lucidmoon8
      @lucidmoon8 5 років тому +3

      Yeah. I heard “...retails at one thousand-“ and clicked out. I’m back, though.

  • @TravisJonez335
    @TravisJonez335 5 років тому +4382

    Why do you disappear for months 😭😭
    Us peasants are left starving

    • @FF-fb3vd
      @FF-fb3vd 5 років тому +22

      Hahahahaha

    • @CFEKOSMOS
      @CFEKOSMOS 5 років тому +280

      He's busy gathering the souls of the ugly. Lol

    • @danielarodriguez9086
      @danielarodriguez9086 5 років тому +11

      Lmfao

    • @AngryDalishElf
      @AngryDalishElf 5 років тому +274

      Centennial a god needs to recharge after being summoned

    • @Barkerfam6
      @Barkerfam6 5 років тому +25

      I know! I’m sure he’s busy but my life is missing something when he’s away!🖤🖤🖤

  • @stealthis
    @stealthis 4 роки тому +112

    "smelling bad is one of the worst things in life... Well then of course, there is death."

    • @robynvercetti9476
      @robynvercetti9476 3 роки тому +7

      And death smells terrible. So yes. Smell good always!

  • @karma6484
    @karma6484 4 роки тому +627

    WE MISS YOU MY LORD
    Ugh my behavior , I shouldn’t have yelled , I deeply apologize.
    Yours sincerely .

  • @amandaamanda6469
    @amandaamanda6469 5 років тому +870

    I feel like I’m not old enough to watch this.
    ....I’m 31.

    • @llamacorn-iu9mq
      @llamacorn-iu9mq 4 роки тому +29

      amanda amanda. I’m 16, imagine how I feel 😂

    • @chickenlittle6756
      @chickenlittle6756 4 роки тому +21

      He was born in 1994 that's the crazy part I still can't believe that I'm 32 with an old soul but compared to john I'm a baby lol

    • @zepp3793
      @zepp3793 4 роки тому +3

      You need to be 218

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 4 роки тому +3

      @@chickenlittle6756 I thought 1600's

    • @raveneyes7191
      @raveneyes7191 4 роки тому

      Hahah right!

  • @bellabastien969
    @bellabastien969 5 років тому +120

    The only channel I can watch and feel like I’ve actually gained brain cells

  • @lubainatankiwala6739
    @lubainatankiwala6739 4 роки тому +9

    John’s command over the English language is extraordinary. I consider it a privilege to even be able to listen to him speak tbh.

  • @straystars801
    @straystars801 5 років тому +208

    *"If you are a Goddess, you ought to smell like one."*
    I wholeheartedly agree.

  • @Jacquemus-Chalamet
    @Jacquemus-Chalamet 5 років тому +104

    Another thousand years older and still perfect as ever

  • @RedRosesDead07
    @RedRosesDead07 5 років тому +335

    "If you are a goddess, you are ought to smell like one." - mood.

  • @ghostlyapples
    @ghostlyapples 4 роки тому +220

    My girlfriend heard me watching this video and said “are you watching morticia?”

  • @Stucktoglueonasnu
    @Stucktoglueonasnu 5 років тому +667

    This is what I imagine cursive sounds like when spoken

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому +30

      Or calligraphy.

    • @blakehattaway7762
      @blakehattaway7762 5 років тому +8

      Yung Miami speaks cursive - John McLean speaks calligraphy.

    • @jpwanderlust30
      @jpwanderlust30 5 років тому +1

      Yeet Skeet 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cessarmtc
      @cessarmtc 5 років тому +1

      I feel very classy just by hear him talking... 🤴🏻

  • @poultryg3ist
    @poultryg3ist 5 років тому +1739

    Confused cishet guy: Oh, um... how’s your transition going?
    John: Good heavens, is it not apparent to you that I have already completed my transition into godhood?

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 років тому +64

      Ben Weiss technically speaking he is cisgender because he still identifies as a man, he’s just very very feminine presenting

    • @readstoomuch2070
      @readstoomuch2070 5 років тому +15

      I hope he pins your comment lol

    • @penny530
      @penny530 5 років тому +7

      "Godhood" akskmdkxknendfjfi

    • @wensdai
      @wensdai 5 років тому +65

      Ben Weiss “I’m not only a man, but I am THE man”

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 років тому +17

      I mean... he a little confused but he got the spirit.

  • @mimicovers97
    @mimicovers97 4 роки тому +4919

    Who else misses John? Just want to know he’s okay. :)

    • @born2shine4ever
      @born2shine4ever 4 роки тому +100

      Miriam Onen I’m worried about him. 😔

    • @materialgirl1585
      @materialgirl1585 4 роки тому +118

      @@born2shine4ever i heard he's still active on Instagram

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 4 роки тому +52

      @@materialgirl1585 really?? But his last post was months ago

    • @shirtsarfati297
      @shirtsarfati297 4 роки тому +130

      He's been really active on instagram on the last few days, he uploads stories everyday

    • @samanthamccoy2632
      @samanthamccoy2632 4 роки тому +81

      Isn't he a makeup artist on high demand or am I wrong??

  • @beccadaviiidd
    @beccadaviiidd 4 роки тому +1

    This is hands down my new favorite channel on UA-cam. What a blessing. It’s the wholesome content I need.

  • @Nellielle007
    @Nellielle007 5 років тому +72

    8:45 the most expressive I have witnessed of our lord and saviour 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @ellsalta5042
    @ellsalta5042 5 років тому +195

    "Smelling wonderful makes you feel wonderful."

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 5 років тому +9

      Scents are among humanity's oldest controlled substances.

  • @renthehag
    @renthehag 5 років тому +122

    My mother wore Shalimar by Guerlain when I was little. Vanilla, leathery citrus notes that open with a touch of potency but fade away to reveal tonka beans and sandalwood with hints of patchouli. In the mornings I would watch her spray her décolletage with this beautiful golden lattice atomizer that stood proudly on her vanity, and then she’d put a credit card-sized atomizer in her briefcase before putting on her bulletproof vest and walking out the door to head to the police station. Even in a male-dominated job when she was pressured not to look feminine, she made it a point while she was a cop to do her makeup and always make sure she smelled beautiful. When I turned 18 she gave that atomizer to me as a birthday present to start my perfume collection, and now I have a few bottles of my own, but I treasure that empty atomizer more than any other bottle of perfume in my collection. It still smells faintly of Shalimar and even though it’s not my personal favorite, the smell brings me right back to when I was 2 or 3 years old.

    • @unicorntears6514
      @unicorntears6514 5 років тому +5

      @chronicxhippie touched my heart reading that ♥️

    • @3v3ry1
      @3v3ry1 5 років тому +4

      Unicorn Tears me too 😢❤️

    • @TheMargoCHANNING
      @TheMargoCHANNING 5 років тому +3

      Those memories are priceless

    • @MsLenaCali
      @MsLenaCali 5 років тому +2

      Beautiful❤️

    • @loriflynn78
      @loriflynn78 5 років тому +2

      Same here 😢

  • @loverofmysoul4753
    @loverofmysoul4753 4 роки тому +2

    I'm so in awe with the way he talks and explain everything. So much class!

  • @ernaprosic
    @ernaprosic 5 років тому +437

    "i always think it's better to be smelling eau de parfum than eau de sewer" lmao

    • @plait-il8504
      @plait-il8504 5 років тому +27

      I think John meant eau de *sueur, it means sweat in French

    • @ernaprosic
      @ernaprosic 5 років тому +8

      it's funny either way 😂

    • @plait-il8504
      @plait-il8504 5 років тому +1

      @@ernaprosic Yeah sure 😂

    • @mina0rahman
      @mina0rahman 5 років тому +4

      @@plait-il8504 xD I feel the pun on purpose

    • @crimberlies
      @crimberlies 5 років тому

      Sueur, non

  • @othalashelton854
    @othalashelton854 5 років тому +192

    “Twinkling unapologetically” THIS should be an actual mood

  • @denzelsugayan432
    @denzelsugayan432 5 років тому +180

    i feel like he’s showing us his castle through perfumes, diffusers and scented candles.

    • @MichiganHoney
      @MichiganHoney 5 років тому

      Denzel Sugayan I think he shows that with his very demeanor

  • @bellablow4287
    @bellablow4287 4 роки тому +22

    It's been 8 fricken months
    Who leaves youtube when you're close to one million subs
    John Mc Clean does
    ♥️

  • @VenoCenteno
    @VenoCenteno 5 років тому +720

    John: This perfume costs 1250 pounds.
    Me: *sweats in poor*

    • @louise-yo7kz
      @louise-yo7kz 5 років тому +2

      😱😱😱😱

    • @claudiab4499
      @claudiab4499 5 років тому +29

      Me: stinks in poor

    • @Triairius
      @Triairius 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, I was not ready for that price point!

    • @Seirajenniele
      @Seirajenniele 5 років тому

      In dollars please

    • @NeoNxMizz
      @NeoNxMizz 5 років тому +4

      Seira 1600 dollars 😭😂

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 5 років тому +65

    JOHN,please dont leave us for months again. You were greatly missed.

  • @breania_inekora5069
    @breania_inekora5069 4 роки тому +2754

    You guys cursive is an insult. He speaks in calligraphy

    • @bonsoirnon7966
      @bonsoirnon7966 4 роки тому +97

      he literally speaks in Haute Couture

    • @wcephonetwothree1461
      @wcephonetwothree1461 4 роки тому +4

      Periodt

    • @voteforscience
      @voteforscience 4 роки тому +8

      I love that there is still just a hint of the Scottish Outer Hebrides in the elegant accent he has taken on. Perfection!

    • @ihatenfts501
      @ihatenfts501 4 роки тому

      You do realise cursive is also a kind of calligraphy, right?
      😬

    • @breania_inekora5069
      @breania_inekora5069 4 роки тому

      @@ihatenfts501 yes but I mean the medieval type calligraphy

  • @sofiaxyz6205
    @sofiaxyz6205 4 роки тому +4

    So sofisticated, so refined never ever a cheap word...he's Royalty!!we miss you John🌹

  • @jrdvd
    @jrdvd 5 років тому +285

    I about died when our lord swiftly popped the turquoise Lisa Eldridge pouch.

    • @kkeegan32
      @kkeegan32 5 років тому +8

      15:15

    • @MissPolishPiglet
      @MissPolishPiglet 5 років тому +23

      J.R. David The random drips of quirky humor are like cherries on an opulent dessert!😂

    • @jrdvd
      @jrdvd 5 років тому +11

      MissPolishPiglet Lord Maclean, goddess and not so secret ninja.

    • @maggiereedy4079
      @maggiereedy4079 5 років тому +4

      I cried laughing until my sides hurt. I think I scared my entire family and certainly spooked the pets. Methinks I'll watch that part again.

    • @humanityandme
      @humanityandme 5 років тому +1

      We were not worthy

  • @Fiona_fml
    @Fiona_fml 4 роки тому +449

    When the revolution comes John will be one of the few aristocrats we spare

    • @saffronlealle6694
      @saffronlealle6694 4 роки тому +55

      He's the only one that remembers what happened during the first revolution. He was 11 and had already figured out the theory of seamlessness.

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 роки тому +5

      What revolution and 1st time? What lmao

    • @DayDaDonDadaa
      @DayDaDonDadaa 4 роки тому +2

      @@xesphor1436 me in history class 💀

  • @queensamika
    @queensamika 5 років тому +641

    Who else GASPED audibly the moment they saw this 🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @kendra2724
      @kendra2724 5 років тому +5

      🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

    • @gladyskennedy6207
      @gladyskennedy6207 5 років тому +5

      Me, I love Lord John !!! She talks so proper and I love the accent !!!!

    • @SuperMotherof1
      @SuperMotherof1 5 років тому +9

      I didn’t gasp , but I did swoon...ever so slightly lol

    • @havanadelafuente
      @havanadelafuente 5 років тому

      Samantha Blanchard af 🙋🏽‍♀️lol

    • @erinmoriarity4775
      @erinmoriarity4775 5 років тому +2

      He is so goddamned elegant

  • @queenoftheterriblelizards
    @queenoftheterriblelizards 3 роки тому +1

    I had forgotten how much I enjoy watching John's video. The overwhelming love you could hear in the reactions to the perfumes were just so sweet. I could almost feel it!

  • @mohdshow
    @mohdshow 5 років тому +612

    “I always think it’s always better to smell eau de parfum than eau de sewer”
    Bitch had me gagging
    💀💀💀

  • @victoriabyers5161
    @victoriabyers5161 5 років тому +869

    THE NECESSARIUM
    I'm never saying bathroom again

  • @kirsten7561
    @kirsten7561 5 років тому +130

    This filum was the most astounding belated Christmas gift I could receive✨

  • @YesMeistres
    @YesMeistres 2 роки тому +2

    Talented, witty, knowledgeable, & gorgeous. Much love to you John. Great video. If only we could smell it.

  • @cordeliadares
    @cordeliadares 5 років тому +441

    John: “We’re dealing with luxury.”
    Also John: *sprays tester 7 times*

    • @pennyinheaven
      @pennyinheaven 4 роки тому +10

      Same. Especially after knowing the price.

    • @danielnikolov2860
      @danielnikolov2860 4 роки тому +14

      I absolutely came to comment this. I am sure the eau de parfum formula makes one spray last for 10 hours easily. I have less exorbitant yet still niche perfumes of 150-300 euros which are so concentrated they take two showers to wash off... and the thing with fragrance is, you build up a tolerance to it so you use more and more and more. But who am I to question its immaculate deity? Absolutely nobody.

  • @Summerzbreezee
    @Summerzbreezee 5 років тому +67

    Listening to John is like going to the spa

    • @junocomm
      @junocomm 5 років тому +1

      Yes. A luxury spa for an entire day then a presidential suite after a private jet flight to London.

  • @Silvanfan
    @Silvanfan 5 років тому +187

    My lord snatched that cellophane like he snatches all our wigs.

  • @dvalosaubisemilosa
    @dvalosaubisemilosa 2 роки тому +1

    Dear John,
    this film was my first encounter with the magical world of niche perfumes and since then I have been obsessed and inspired by niche fragrances to the degree of making plans to start my own niche business. I thank you for all the insight and classy entertainment you provide your viewers all these years. I admire your work so very much.
    much love
    Miloš

  • @dsmgl
    @dsmgl 5 років тому +207

    “I use it in my... necessarium”
    omg

    • @gladyskennedy6207
      @gladyskennedy6207 5 років тому +13

      I know, I'm deceased and at the morgue!!!! I'll never say bathroom again !!!

  • @pistache268
    @pistache268 5 років тому +57

    I am SCREAMING at the way he yoinked the plastic wrapping off that perfume

    • @dontTellscotty13
      @dontTellscotty13 5 років тому

      Apsi Witana and the way he shot up the turquoise bag 😩😂😂😂

  • @adeteirigaray859
    @adeteirigaray859 5 років тому +51

    John at 8:45 literally made my heart burst!
    Most adorable reaction ever..🖤
    Oh! And couldn't ignore this part ( 11:12 )-
    John: "You smell rich! RICH!"
    💎Seing John's beautiful smile and laugh is PRICELESS~

  • @irina_wtvr
    @irina_wtvr 4 роки тому +7

    You have been an ultimate inspiration for me to
    - start training myself to speak more clearly, sophisticatedly and beautifully
    - start working on refining my appearance in place of telling myself that I'm young and attractive enough anyway
    I'm really grateful for being able to see you and listen to you here on UA-cam. Hadn't you published all those fascinating videos here, I wouldn't even know of your existence, and that would be such a shame!
    I must confess that, same as probably thousands of your other viewers, I am actually longing to see your next film because I'm slowly running out of ones I haven't watched yet, and, as you surely already know, you are quite addictive.

  • @tedd.stuart8478
    @tedd.stuart8478 5 років тому +100

    he’s taking the english language to another whole bloody dimension.

  • @agurkasagurkelis9307
    @agurkasagurkelis9307 5 років тому +33

    John is one of the only people that I trust if he recommends something to be actually good not to be a scam

  • @tesportugal2136
    @tesportugal2136 5 років тому +138

    I am, now, greatly intrigued to see what John Maclean’s loverly abode is like.

    • @kiki29073
      @kiki29073 5 років тому +3

      A 1 room flat, 60th floor, walk up. No elevator. Lol

    • @fighterflight
      @fighterflight 5 років тому +2

      Same!!

    • @salvadoroars
      @salvadoroars 5 років тому +2

      @@kiki29073 she flies so no problem

  • @HooverLux
    @HooverLux 4 роки тому +7

    Little did we all know. John is currently isolating in a catacomb deep under Edinburgh Castle. John has survived the past 400 years and all the pandemics, 1918 to 1921, black plagues etc. Don’t worry y’all, he’s safe and sound in his D1474 ebony coffin, once belonged to The Queen Of Sheba, lined with white silk and all his brushes and makeup.