Dear John, I think this has to be my favourite video that I have watched on the UA-cam. Thank you so much for taking the time to talk about my fragrances. It is always so touching when people take the time to do so. I love the elegance and eloquence with which you speak and I must say that having listened to you speak, you are incredibly well informed on the topic of perfumery. I also loved the unpacking process you included - that really made me laugh! I simply love the idea of you wearing A Goodnight Kiss - especially in accompaniment to those earrings! Hope you continue to enjoy my creations and hope to have the pleasure to meet you some day. Sending you all the best, Rx
"If you are a goddess, you ought to smell like one." Such grace. Such beauty. Such seamlesness. I feel so poor. Nevertheless, we have missed you, my Lord. Your servants are always here to await your return.
Me before this video: Mum, this bread is going stale, should I throw it away?????????????????? Me now: Mother dearest, I do believe this fine starchy creation, is falling off from its mortal coil, I think it high time that we, as a family unite, send it away, to a higher existence, where it can truly experience life on a spiritual level.
John McClean wouldn't murder you, he wouldn't dare risk soiling his garments over something as trivial as a human. Be serious with yourself, you're talking about Lord John McClean not Satan or some shlub. Our Lord has "clean" in his name for a reason, nothing the Lord does is without thought or meaning. Plus, no one wants you dead anyway, we love you. Happy New Year.
When other UA-camrs put out content on the daily to be relevant, John comes around every century to delight us in his magnificence and quality content!
Yeah I was interested too, because I’m all about luxury perfumes! Yeaaahhhh I’m not paying that much for perfume. I’ll stick with Dior, Chanel and Prada
I think this video could be object of study! The elegance of his speak is poetry, the richness of his vocabulary, the eloquence he describes the perfumes with and of course his accent is something sublimely asmr. Love it.
@@ava1789 you kinda hafta get used to that, he will get you all excited about something then that's the last you will ever hear of it. After multiple teasers you are kinda left just shrugging it off. When he does come back it will be great.
You know someone is truly iconic when he disappears for a year and people keep saying they miss him and his videos. Hope he is having the best time and just too busy with other stuff.
I'm wondering what could cause someone to have to take a year long break from UA-cam, I hope he's doing good and that there is nothing wrong, I wish he could at least give us an update soon as to why he's been gone so long.
Everyone: y’all mind if i have a good year? John: _Do you, of the general population, have an opinion of that regarding the possibility of me experiencing a beneficial and splendiferous 365 days?_
"Smelling wonderful makes you feel wonderful. It changes your mood. I think when one smells bad it's one of the very worst things in life. Well, there is of course death". Epic.
*”When I heard it was going to be discontinued, I very expediently trotted off to [name] with the greatest of vigor”* Me, an uncultured swine: I hauled ass
In 8 weeks I will be 71 years old and everytime John appears on my UA-cam feed I am so excited to hear what he has to say. This showing & description of products are absolutely overwhelming. I want to feel as beautiful as the products are and I shall purchase each and every one of them! Thank you John for your exquisite representation of the products you selected. I do not understand why you do not have over a million subscribers. Hopefully 2020 will be your year for extraordinary great things to happen to your channel. Hugs from the US.
I had to take a ten minute break after hearing the price of the first Roja perfume. I closed UA-cam and made a cocktail. I then decided I could continue.
Confused cishet guy: Oh, um... how’s your transition going? John: Good heavens, is it not apparent to you that I have already completed my transition into godhood?
My mother wore Shalimar by Guerlain when I was little. Vanilla, leathery citrus notes that open with a touch of potency but fade away to reveal tonka beans and sandalwood with hints of patchouli. In the mornings I would watch her spray her décolletage with this beautiful golden lattice atomizer that stood proudly on her vanity, and then she’d put a credit card-sized atomizer in her briefcase before putting on her bulletproof vest and walking out the door to head to the police station. Even in a male-dominated job when she was pressured not to look feminine, she made it a point while she was a cop to do her makeup and always make sure she smelled beautiful. When I turned 18 she gave that atomizer to me as a birthday present to start my perfume collection, and now I have a few bottles of my own, but I treasure that empty atomizer more than any other bottle of perfume in my collection. It still smells faintly of Shalimar and even though it’s not my personal favorite, the smell brings me right back to when I was 2 or 3 years old.
I had forgotten how much I enjoy watching John's video. The overwhelming love you could hear in the reactions to the perfumes were just so sweet. I could almost feel it!
I absolutely came to comment this. I am sure the eau de parfum formula makes one spray last for 10 hours easily. I have less exorbitant yet still niche perfumes of 150-300 euros which are so concentrated they take two showers to wash off... and the thing with fragrance is, you build up a tolerance to it so you use more and more and more. But who am I to question its immaculate deity? Absolutely nobody.
Dear John, this film was my first encounter with the magical world of niche perfumes and since then I have been obsessed and inspired by niche fragrances to the degree of making plans to start my own niche business. I thank you for all the insight and classy entertainment you provide your viewers all these years. I admire your work so very much. much love Miloš
John at 8:45 literally made my heart burst! Most adorable reaction ever..🖤 Oh! And couldn't ignore this part ( 11:12 )- John: "You smell rich! RICH!" 💎Seing John's beautiful smile and laugh is PRICELESS~
You have been an ultimate inspiration for me to - start training myself to speak more clearly, sophisticatedly and beautifully - start working on refining my appearance in place of telling myself that I'm young and attractive enough anyway I'm really grateful for being able to see you and listen to you here on UA-cam. Hadn't you published all those fascinating videos here, I wouldn't even know of your existence, and that would be such a shame! I must confess that, same as probably thousands of your other viewers, I am actually longing to see your next film because I'm slowly running out of ones I haven't watched yet, and, as you surely already know, you are quite addictive.
Little did we all know. John is currently isolating in a catacomb deep under Edinburgh Castle. John has survived the past 400 years and all the pandemics, 1918 to 1921, black plagues etc. Don’t worry y’all, he’s safe and sound in his D1474 ebony coffin, once belonged to The Queen Of Sheba, lined with white silk and all his brushes and makeup.
Dear John,
I think this has to be my favourite video that I have watched on the UA-cam.
Thank you so much for taking the time to talk about my fragrances. It is always so touching when people take the time to do so.
I love the elegance and eloquence with which you speak and I must say that having listened to you speak, you are incredibly well informed on the topic of perfumery. I also loved the unpacking process you included - that really made me laugh!
I simply love the idea of you wearing A Goodnight Kiss - especially in accompaniment to those earrings!
Hope you continue to enjoy my creations and hope to have the pleasure to meet you some day.
Sending you all the best,
Rx
this is so sweet 👼🏻💘
This is what being classy looks like. cheers to you both.
omg this is incredible
this appears so wholesome 🥰
Awe ❤️ I love this so much
2019: bathroom
2020: necessarium
A vocabulary glow up i didn’t know i needed
im going to be using that one this week
Please come back. This crazy sad world needs you.
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
“My dessert beverage lures the lords to the court”
xD
Nah its caviar
🤣🤣
papuruheizu. It seems I have made a mistake
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you doing well?
i miss him
He's been gone for nearly a year, he hasn't uploaded any videos since the start of 2020.. I hope he's doing alright and not sick or anything.
@@francesinjune exactly! i'm kind of worried :(((
@@alaleh7899 me too!!! He hasn’t posted anywhere...
@@tracimclaughlin6943 actually he posted a few photos on instagram stories so we know he is alright, but i miss his videos
"I prefer my nose to be enchanted rather than offended" priceless!
"If you are a goddess, you ought to smell like one."
Such grace. Such beauty. Such seamlesness. I feel so poor. Nevertheless, we have missed you, my Lord. Your servants are always here to await your return.
This comment was worded perfectly. There might I say, here here! in agreement.
honored to be the 666th like.
Amen!!
10:17 here, just bookmarking the greatest moment in this video.
Hear! Hear!
His cursive accent has deepened greatly
-Cursive- ❌
*Calligraphy* ✔️
*Her
Yojiv Iriak no, he consider himself : The Man
@@yojiviriak675 He is not trans. He is a cis male.
@@yojiviriak675 John's pronoun is "He" so OP is correct.
Me before this video: Mum, this bread is going stale, should I throw it away?????????????????? Me now: Mother dearest, I do believe this fine starchy creation, is falling off from its mortal coil, I think it high time that we, as a family unite, send it away, to a higher existence, where it can truly experience life on a spiritual level.
Mother dearest 😂⚰
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh dear
Beautiful
🤣🤣🤣Perfect embodiment.
Jeffree’s mansion tour did not make me feel poor. This did. I love it.
Jeffree is tacky. He may be able to buy luxury products, but they are only status to him. Luxury is for refined persons.
@@JPMJPM yaasss we stan jeffreeeee ❤️💕
@@neverehan8928 Jeffree is nasty and fake. You can't buy class or true luxury and he is a great example of rich trash.
I wish I was wealthy enough to even go inside the store where there might be samples of these perfumes lol. Love the bottles!
@@GrandMichigan I don't think so but whatever it's your opinion......no arguments wanted
I want John McClean to narrate his every move when he is murdering me.
John McClean wouldn't murder you, he wouldn't dare risk soiling his garments over something as trivial as a human. Be serious with yourself, you're talking about Lord John McClean not Satan or some shlub. Our Lord has "clean" in his name for a reason, nothing the Lord does is without thought or meaning. Plus, no one wants you dead anyway, we love you. Happy New Year.
@@VeroSCIA 😂😂😂
Sorry, you are not worthy of such a privilege by our Lord.
@@VeroSCIA 🤣🤣
@@VeroSCIA 😂😂👏❤️
John talking about skincare:
"The gel feels like a gel, where the cream definitely feels more like a cream"
Revolutionary 😂
Steve98 me working in skincare trying to find new ways to explain to idiots the difference between water and oil based products 😭
Me when i try to reach the word count with my limited vocabulary
The Reviewbrah of Cosmetics
He speaks in “i killed my husband for all his money”
lol
Lmao
you got it wrong
"unfortunately i have quelled my consorts existence to obtain his finances"
The word is Dowager, I believe.
I tried to like your comment again 😂
"I preferred my nose to be enchanted than offended."
- John Maclean, 2020.
Supreme Glit Extreme Glow I almost fainted!
"Only fools enjoy paying full price for anything"
-John Maclean 2020
🤣😂😁
This is my mantra 😆
I made like 1k!
Couldn’t agree more 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
time stamp?
We missed you John Maclean.
When other UA-camrs put out content on the daily to be relevant, John comes around every century to delight us in his magnificence and quality content!
Hahahhaha century
"I'm just going to spray a little bit..."
SPRAYS SIX TIMES ON A TESTER
And a 1250£ perfume
💸💸💸
Hahaha 😂
😂😂
sprayed my rent just right there
"It also includes a mirror so you MAY be able to see yourself " John giving tips to the vampyre part of his followers.
lmao, I didn't quite catch that when he said it, although it did strike me as unusual. Until I read your comment :)
So I just saw John Maclean's new Instagram story and the Lord announced that he will be uploading very very soon. Stay tune
Thank you 😭😭😭
@@Paulamon92 thank the Lord themselves
Is our Lord coming back?
@@V-2512 Pray to him every night so he would return to guide us from this pandemic
@@arieffmashaf7489 How bold of you to assume I don't already pray for his return.
Wishing everyone seamlessness in 2020!
Yaaas! Ensure the seamlessness!
Hahahahahaha
Same to you!
Same to you!
Hahahahaha
Our Monarch has returned. In the start of this year. My life is completed.
me: "i might be wrong tho"
john, an intellectual: "i fear i may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy"
When you're trying to hit that number of words in an essay
When you're trying to hit that word count
asdfghjaderene felt this one😂😂
Anyone worrying about where he’s been obviously doesn’t realize that Vampires need to take century-long slumbers from time-to-time...💁🏻♀️
If that's true that means none of us will ever see him again 🤣
I’m worried he didn’t survive COVID 😞
@@citizenerased7746 he posts on his instagram stories :)
@@citizenerased7746 lol he posted on his ig in December he’s fine
Jeffree Star: I will make you feel poor.
John Maclean: hold my Château Cheval Blanc
John is classy. Jeffree is trashy
John never makes me feel poor though. I know he can afford things I cant but it never feels like it belittles me when he does lols.
Juliette Amor BIHHHHHHH IM JUST NOW SEEING THIS LOL OMG.
+
New money vs old money
“Well there is of course death”
Made me choke on my water lol
Gia S. Same.😂
Death indeed translates your scent after a fashion that is deleterious.
7:50 *tip of the hat*
me: wow that sounds like a great parfume
john: one thousand-
me: NEVERMIND
I'll just keep my Calvin Klein One 😅
I started looking for it and then saw the price and thought Nope
Yeah I was interested too, because I’m all about luxury perfumes! Yeaaahhhh I’m not paying that much for perfume. I’ll stick with Dior, Chanel and Prada
Lol ikr??
**Chokes**
I think this video could be object of study! The elegance of his speak is poetry, the richness of his vocabulary, the eloquence he describes the perfumes with and of course his accent is something sublimely asmr. Love it.
It is a character he has created
Me 2019: "Oh that really stinks!"
Me 2020: "That particular fragrance has a foul resemblance of eau de sewer."
😂😂😂😂
@@hellodarling9073 "eau de sewer" im crying
I'm dead 😂😂😂
EAU DE SEWER HAHAHAHAH
Im gagging 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he describes even the package so detailed. Imagine a blind person listening to this video
You are absolutely correct, this thought has not visited me before your commentary.
Exactly!!
He? I thought John was a woman?
I cant see any Adam's apple in the feminine neck.
I visit his videos at times and just close my eyes and listen. Then I would drift into a beautiful and dreamless slumber.
"Now, I'm just gonna spray a little bit of this on a tester."
" *sPraYs 600 DoLLaRs* "
i GASPED~ lol
Lol
I CAN'T 🤣
Lol 😂
5 spritz, I can't imagine how many a lot would be!
EVERYONE!!! He posted a video in his ig stories of him filming and saying "You ought to prepare"! The wait will be over soon!
I HOPE ITS A MAKEUP LINE OR PERFUME LINEE
Pffftttt hahahaha. Jesus?.... Don't waste your money on this side show
its been 3 months :(
@@ava1789 you kinda hafta get used to that, he will get you all excited about something then that's the last you will ever hear of it. After multiple teasers you are kinda left just shrugging it off. When he does come back it will be great.
I miss him
*Lord Maclean uploads*
*Immediately straightens the spine and prepares to concentrate like I've never before*
😍😍😍
Dont forget your wine
never imagined to see an Indian in this comment section, LET ALONE A MAHARASHTRIAN
Anaita Pednekar Yasss girll!! We one of the elites😛♥️
John maclean: uses gloves to handle everything
Also John maclean: swiftly remmoves packaging
xMERAKIx 😂
Omg the packaging♥️.
Didn't expect this to blow up 😶😂
exactly bahhaahaaaa
I love that too!
John, your voice is like a good night's kiss.
Raindrops Indeed 🖤
Raindrops 😂😂😂
Raindrops when you will never wake up ever again
His existence is a good night's kiss
Immortal night kiss
You know someone is truly iconic when he disappears for a year and people keep saying they miss him and his videos. Hope he is having the best time and just too busy with other stuff.
"If you're a goddess, you are ought to smell like one."
Cheers to that
"I think if one smells bad, it is one of the very worst thing in life. Well there is, of course, death.."
Spoken like a true immortal lord
I can’t help but feel poor whenever John says “We ARE dealing in luxury.” Who is WE John?
*You* will some day, boo! And then you can revel in it. REVEL!
It’s the Royal ‘we’ and rightly so for our Lord/Lady/God/Goddess/King/Queen Maclean
Just because all of us can’t necessarily afford it right now doesn’t mean we can’t participate in the fantasy!
😂😂😂😂
@@renthehag I can't wait wait to buy my first £800 bottle of Roja Perfume. If I pick up and extra shift a week I can buy one in 2 months, yay.
The year is almost over with and his latest video was in the beginning of 2020. I do hope he is okay
He posted on Instagram 5 days ago. Seems fine.
sorry to tell you this but he passed away from a blood clot
@@americanfrankenstein9588 are you effin 😳 serious??
@@aceclanofficial3269 blood clots aren't on a schedule.
@@americanfrankenstein9588 where did you see that?
“I think when one smells bad, it’s one of the very worst thing in life- well, there is of course death” 😅👏🏻
@Adriana Da Rocha that's how he can afford the perfume. collecting interests on his savings over the past few centuries
John got me so entranced while he was talking about the perfume that forgot I was poor and almost tried to buy it..
Umbrelli same 😭I want this perfume so badly now, and I don’t use perume!
£1,250...
Hallo IkBenWill Yeah that price was what shocked me back to reality
That’s $1600 in US dollars!
Agrillot6 i know... i suppose even my soul costs less than that perfume haha
If the Oxford Dictionary was a person it would be John
I think you left this comment before lol
Anyone else here because we are sad and miss our Dark Lord...
Oh yes mee
I'm wondering what could cause someone to have to take a year long break from UA-cam, I hope he's doing good and that there is nothing wrong, I wish he could at least give us an update soon as to why he's been gone so long.
we need our dark lord's presence to bless us once again...
Indubitably!!!
@Lord Voldemort oh he's here i was miss you too my lord
he speaks such perfect english, that the auto eng subtitles are 99.9% correct.
You think he speaks perfectly, you should listen to Bernadette Banner
Other than the Irish pronunciation of film...
Everyone: y’all mind if i have a good year?
John: _Do you, of the general population, have an opinion of that regarding the possibility of me experiencing a beneficial and splendiferous 365 days?_
366 days in 2020, but otherwise seamless.
Sa sha I didn’t even realize, gracias.
The packaging of the Roja parfums looks more expensive than my house
you actually own a house?
I mean its so expensive that it could pay rent for at least two months where I live...im not joking.
The 100 mil is definitely my mortgage payment
DahliasDarkside its almost double the average month salary in Poland xDDD
My mortgage is so expensive I can't even buy a rug
"Smelling wonderful makes you feel wonderful. It changes your mood. I think when one smells bad it's one of the very worst things in life. Well, there is of course death". Epic.
*”When I heard it was going to be discontinued, I very expediently trotted off to [name] with the greatest of vigor”*
Me, an uncultured swine: I hauled ass
Omg that made me leak a tear! Lmao
😂😂😂
Holy shit I read it as he said it
I am for certain deceased at this very humourous comment of yours dear sir.
In 8 weeks I will be 71 years old and everytime John appears on my UA-cam feed I am so excited to hear what he has to say. This showing & description of products are absolutely overwhelming. I want to feel as beautiful as the products are and I shall purchase each and every one of them! Thank you John for your exquisite representation of the products you selected. I do not understand why you do not have over a million subscribers. Hopefully 2020 will be your year for extraordinary great things to happen to your channel. Hugs from the US.
Happy birthday you don't look a day over 29. ❤
I feel like if he uploaded more often, he'd be in the millions.
Happy belated birthday!
John speaks as if he's re-worded an essay to increase the word count.
Miranda Paige TRUE
He sounds like my professors lol so I didn’t even notice that until saw your comment, so funny lmao
okay why does this make sense I-
Holy crap 🤣💀
My dear John. How we have missed you. It concerns me that we haven’t heard from you during this awful pandemic. I hope you are well and happy. ❤️
I LOVE that John wears a pair of special gloves. Like each piece is a priceless museum archive. Pure class.
I had to take a ten minute break after hearing the price of the first Roja perfume. I closed UA-cam and made a cocktail. I then decided I could continue.
Yeah I too lost the composer required to watch of her videos. 😂
@@missdemeanour6981 composure, you peasant jk 😂
Can't click a video unless my spine is straight, she makes me strive for more than my lowly position 😂
This comment is golden lmao.
Yeah. I heard “...retails at one thousand-“ and clicked out. I’m back, though.
Why do you disappear for months 😭😭
Us peasants are left starving
Hahahahaha
He's busy gathering the souls of the ugly. Lol
Lmfao
Centennial a god needs to recharge after being summoned
I know! I’m sure he’s busy but my life is missing something when he’s away!🖤🖤🖤
"smelling bad is one of the worst things in life... Well then of course, there is death."
And death smells terrible. So yes. Smell good always!
WE MISS YOU MY LORD
Ugh my behavior , I shouldn’t have yelled , I deeply apologize.
Yours sincerely .
❤
I feel like I’m not old enough to watch this.
....I’m 31.
amanda amanda. I’m 16, imagine how I feel 😂
He was born in 1994 that's the crazy part I still can't believe that I'm 32 with an old soul but compared to john I'm a baby lol
You need to be 218
@@chickenlittle6756 I thought 1600's
Hahah right!
The only channel I can watch and feel like I’ve actually gained brain cells
John’s command over the English language is extraordinary. I consider it a privilege to even be able to listen to him speak tbh.
*"If you are a Goddess, you ought to smell like one."*
I wholeheartedly agree.
Another thousand years older and still perfect as ever
😂😂😂
"If you are a goddess, you are ought to smell like one." - mood.
My girlfriend heard me watching this video and said “are you watching morticia?”
AHAHAHAHAHAG
Love to be her too darling but John........omg
This is what I imagine cursive sounds like when spoken
Or calligraphy.
Yung Miami speaks cursive - John McLean speaks calligraphy.
Yeet Skeet 🤣🤣🤣
I feel very classy just by hear him talking... 🤴🏻
Confused cishet guy: Oh, um... how’s your transition going?
John: Good heavens, is it not apparent to you that I have already completed my transition into godhood?
Ben Weiss technically speaking he is cisgender because he still identifies as a man, he’s just very very feminine presenting
I hope he pins your comment lol
"Godhood" akskmdkxknendfjfi
Ben Weiss “I’m not only a man, but I am THE man”
I mean... he a little confused but he got the spirit.
Who else misses John? Just want to know he’s okay. :)
Miriam Onen I’m worried about him. 😔
@@born2shine4ever i heard he's still active on Instagram
@@materialgirl1585 really?? But his last post was months ago
He's been really active on instagram on the last few days, he uploads stories everyday
Isn't he a makeup artist on high demand or am I wrong??
This is hands down my new favorite channel on UA-cam. What a blessing. It’s the wholesome content I need.
8:45 the most expressive I have witnessed of our lord and saviour 🙇🏻♀️
"Smelling wonderful makes you feel wonderful."
Scents are among humanity's oldest controlled substances.
My mother wore Shalimar by Guerlain when I was little. Vanilla, leathery citrus notes that open with a touch of potency but fade away to reveal tonka beans and sandalwood with hints of patchouli. In the mornings I would watch her spray her décolletage with this beautiful golden lattice atomizer that stood proudly on her vanity, and then she’d put a credit card-sized atomizer in her briefcase before putting on her bulletproof vest and walking out the door to head to the police station. Even in a male-dominated job when she was pressured not to look feminine, she made it a point while she was a cop to do her makeup and always make sure she smelled beautiful. When I turned 18 she gave that atomizer to me as a birthday present to start my perfume collection, and now I have a few bottles of my own, but I treasure that empty atomizer more than any other bottle of perfume in my collection. It still smells faintly of Shalimar and even though it’s not my personal favorite, the smell brings me right back to when I was 2 or 3 years old.
@chronicxhippie touched my heart reading that ♥️
Unicorn Tears me too 😢❤️
Those memories are priceless
Beautiful❤️
Same here 😢
I'm so in awe with the way he talks and explain everything. So much class!
"i always think it's better to be smelling eau de parfum than eau de sewer" lmao
I think John meant eau de *sueur, it means sweat in French
it's funny either way 😂
@@ernaprosic Yeah sure 😂
@@plait-il8504 xD I feel the pun on purpose
Sueur, non
“Twinkling unapologetically” THIS should be an actual mood
i feel like he’s showing us his castle through perfumes, diffusers and scented candles.
Denzel Sugayan I think he shows that with his very demeanor
It's been 8 fricken months
Who leaves youtube when you're close to one million subs
John Mc Clean does
♥️
John: This perfume costs 1250 pounds.
Me: *sweats in poor*
😱😱😱😱
Me: stinks in poor
Yeah, I was not ready for that price point!
In dollars please
Seira 1600 dollars 😭😂
JOHN,please dont leave us for months again. You were greatly missed.
You guys cursive is an insult. He speaks in calligraphy
he literally speaks in Haute Couture
Periodt
I love that there is still just a hint of the Scottish Outer Hebrides in the elegant accent he has taken on. Perfection!
You do realise cursive is also a kind of calligraphy, right?
😬
@@ihatenfts501 yes but I mean the medieval type calligraphy
So sofisticated, so refined never ever a cheap word...he's Royalty!!we miss you John🌹
I about died when our lord swiftly popped the turquoise Lisa Eldridge pouch.
15:15
J.R. David The random drips of quirky humor are like cherries on an opulent dessert!😂
MissPolishPiglet Lord Maclean, goddess and not so secret ninja.
I cried laughing until my sides hurt. I think I scared my entire family and certainly spooked the pets. Methinks I'll watch that part again.
We were not worthy
When the revolution comes John will be one of the few aristocrats we spare
He's the only one that remembers what happened during the first revolution. He was 11 and had already figured out the theory of seamlessness.
What revolution and 1st time? What lmao
@@xesphor1436 me in history class 💀
Who else GASPED audibly the moment they saw this 🙋🏻♀️
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
Me, I love Lord John !!! She talks so proper and I love the accent !!!!
I didn’t gasp , but I did swoon...ever so slightly lol
Samantha Blanchard af 🙋🏽♀️lol
He is so goddamned elegant
I had forgotten how much I enjoy watching John's video. The overwhelming love you could hear in the reactions to the perfumes were just so sweet. I could almost feel it!
“I always think it’s always better to smell eau de parfum than eau de sewer”
Bitch had me gagging
💀💀💀
I think he said "eau de suer"
eau de sueur !! sueur = sweat
Read that just when hr said it
what's the time stamp?
molten brain 2:00
THE NECESSARIUM
I'm never saying bathroom again
Neither shall I!
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Me either !!!
It is my new favorite word.
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This filum was the most astounding belated Christmas gift I could receive✨
Talented, witty, knowledgeable, & gorgeous. Much love to you John. Great video. If only we could smell it.
John: “We’re dealing with luxury.”
Also John: *sprays tester 7 times*
Same. Especially after knowing the price.
I absolutely came to comment this. I am sure the eau de parfum formula makes one spray last for 10 hours easily. I have less exorbitant yet still niche perfumes of 150-300 euros which are so concentrated they take two showers to wash off... and the thing with fragrance is, you build up a tolerance to it so you use more and more and more. But who am I to question its immaculate deity? Absolutely nobody.
Listening to John is like going to the spa
Yes. A luxury spa for an entire day then a presidential suite after a private jet flight to London.
My lord snatched that cellophane like he snatches all our wigs.
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Yass hunty. Snatched
Dear John,
this film was my first encounter with the magical world of niche perfumes and since then I have been obsessed and inspired by niche fragrances to the degree of making plans to start my own niche business. I thank you for all the insight and classy entertainment you provide your viewers all these years. I admire your work so very much.
much love
Miloš
“I use it in my... necessarium”
omg
I know, I'm deceased and at the morgue!!!! I'll never say bathroom again !!!
I am SCREAMING at the way he yoinked the plastic wrapping off that perfume
Apsi Witana and the way he shot up the turquoise bag 😩😂😂😂
John at 8:45 literally made my heart burst!
Most adorable reaction ever..🖤
Oh! And couldn't ignore this part ( 11:12 )-
John: "You smell rich! RICH!"
💎Seing John's beautiful smile and laugh is PRICELESS~
You have been an ultimate inspiration for me to
- start training myself to speak more clearly, sophisticatedly and beautifully
- start working on refining my appearance in place of telling myself that I'm young and attractive enough anyway
I'm really grateful for being able to see you and listen to you here on UA-cam. Hadn't you published all those fascinating videos here, I wouldn't even know of your existence, and that would be such a shame!
I must confess that, same as probably thousands of your other viewers, I am actually longing to see your next film because I'm slowly running out of ones I haven't watched yet, and, as you surely already know, you are quite addictive.
he’s taking the english language to another whole bloody dimension.
John is one of the only people that I trust if he recommends something to be actually good not to be a scam
I am, now, greatly intrigued to see what John Maclean’s loverly abode is like.
A 1 room flat, 60th floor, walk up. No elevator. Lol
Same!!
@@kiki29073 she flies so no problem
Little did we all know. John is currently isolating in a catacomb deep under Edinburgh Castle. John has survived the past 400 years and all the pandemics, 1918 to 1921, black plagues etc. Don’t worry y’all, he’s safe and sound in his D1474 ebony coffin, once belonged to The Queen Of Sheba, lined with white silk and all his brushes and makeup.