You can dream of being a simple kyliecosmetics dot com or *W W W DOT K Y L I E C O S M E T I C S DOT C O M* I think I prefer pursuing the second option.
Since john is now 1400 years old he still needs to get used to videos not being shot on filum anymore. Which leads me to think the reason he doesn't comment back is because he's still quilting his replies.
Dear John, please consider maybe including + one video per week in which you would read to us your favourite poems. It would be mesmerizing to listen to you doing so, and of course I can't even imagine how sophisticated your taste in poetry is. ❤ you.
I'm a recent subscriber... and can I just say, this is simply the most neutral, fair, professional review of Kylie Cosmetics that I've seen to this day. This review had NO previous notions, misconceptions, opinions, or pop culture references. The review was simply an investigation of the product, and it's one that was considerably more positive than that of the wide range of "beauty gurus". John uses lighting that shows the product in the most honest and obvious way possible, stays zoomed in so that you can see texture and nuance, and shows levels of detail that I've never seen before on this site. John Maclean is truly the underrated legend that I don't deserve
I don't like audio books, I prefer to read. But if he became a narrator for audio books I'd listen the hell out of them. I love both his voice and vocabulary.
why are they so weird.. why is the comment section so weird... i feel like I'm in an alternate universe where everyone is kind and speak clear and are genderless. I'm overwhelmed i need a nap.
the whole video is so serious and professional that john's dry humor and delivery takes me by suprise every time and it's the greatest thing on youtube
Cara Grace • he looks like he's seen stars die and empires fall this man is not human he is a god or a vampire or a spirit or an elf but he is not human
Audrey Nerette yesss!! I’ve always thought of these two whenever I see “the palest shade” or “the darkest shade.” It would be interesting to see how they would do each other’s makeup given the drastic difference in skin tone.
When I first started watching your videos, I thought you were long-winded; however, I've amended those thoughts since. Your lengthy but well worded descriptions allow most anyone to participate in the makeup process in depth, especially when you describe the product packaging. I feel like anyone with vision issues or those who may be completely blind, would be able to follow your tutorials and gain a strong understanding of makeup. Thank you.
Belby Blasphemy I know that technique, but in every other review I’ve watched they’ve said that this dries down very quickly, and that you have to work fast to blend before it sets
Thank you dearest John for such a thorough overview. Some of us could not possibly hold such a magnifying mirror so close to our eye bags or the mirror would most certainly crack. Personally, I'm surprised you have a reflection at all, but since ive been paying attention, I must say your two centuries do not show on your skin at all. I'm jealous. And sending you nothing but love as ever xxxxxx
May I also add the recommendation that you mention your usual skin type at the start of films in this series. Would you describe your skin to be 'normal' (not particularly dry or oily, since you manage to use KatVonD Lock It with light powdering) and 'sensitive/ blemish prone' or do you feel that it is simply your pale tone that highlights any flushing or redness that is not irritation? As a makeup artist, is it harder to catagorize skin types of those with the palest and deepest skin tones because of how differently they display inflammation in terms of skin colour in contrast to dilated blood vessels and other colour related signs of inflammation? I'm MAC NW18/ KatVonD 43-44 (but it is too dry for me used neat) and would describe my skin as blemish prone/ borderline acne-d but I have come to release that my problem seems to be two fold: that it is hard to find concealers and foundations light enough AND high coverage enough for acne but ALSO that do not emphasise texture or dryness because any microscopic shadows of texture are so contrasting to the paleness that they are seemingly magnified. Do you have any tips? (Obviously client based experience too because your skin looks great xxxx)
Oh sweet mother Mary & Joseph I just spent entirely too long reading through John’s comment section and oh my goodness I have tears of pure joy & laughter!!! His followers are absolutely hilarious and have a way of kindly mimicking the eloquent way he speaks without being condescending!!! I had tears rolling down my face from laughing sooooo hard!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's probably because of his accent or something but something about the way he talks his mouth moves in such a mesmerizing way almost to the point that it's distracting from the video lmao
I am so glad I'm not the only one who simply *WATCHES* his mouth when he speaks. I started to ponder some sort of fetish but it's just an experience watching him exaggerate his vowels.
I’m nowhere near pale, but I love watching John. It is very true most companies forgetting about both very light and darker skin tones. Too much focus on the middle shaded but not the rest of the spectrum.
True. many people like looking tanned, so companies create products for that demand. yet they neglect those who want to enhance their pale or dark skin :D
I follow Nyma Tang for the same reason--she does a fabulous job of reviewing the darkest shades of foundations. It's truly disappointing how exclusive brands are.
I thoroughly enjoy watching John. He’s just so uniquely different from anyyone else on this platform & the entire makeup community. He’s entertaining, funny, accurate, artistic & creative, but in a way that’s so incredibly refreshing & different. John you are bomb dot com!
I dont know how to feel. I'm not sure if the vibes from him are creepy or friendly. I feel like he could be a nice grandmom who give out cookies like spongebobs grandmum but then I also feel like he could be a serial killer and has bodies in his basement also its like 5 am and i haven't slept in 3 days help ;-; also I'm brown why and I watching this ;-;
Thank you John! These palest shade videos are unbelievably helpful for me. I have albinism, so I'm as pale as it is biologically possible to be. No one else on youtube comes close to you :)
I absolutely love John, I find him so delightful. I love how calm he is. And I think that he has a wonderful personality. I also think he is very attractive. And I love how passionate he is about his work. It shows he really cares.
I gasped in delight as you pulled out a magnifying mirror. I too have a compulsion to use a high magnification as I apply makeup. If it doesn't pass muster, how can one expect the finished product to be exquisite?
LabAccident it would probably look nicer to have lots of a not so pigmented pinky red-ish blush than trying to do it with a super pigmented blush- it gives you more time to blend with a less pigmented blush! You probably just have to find the right one, but be sure to blend a lot or else it can look crazy.
JD you might have a point there That’s probably why I tend to prefer drugstore blushes, since they’re generally not quite as intense as higher end ones
you sound like you own castles
He does aha
Anya Shulyak 🤣😭😂
Anya Shulyak IKR
He sounds like he owns Europe
Abby Pfeifer I CANT
the way he talks makes me feel like a peasant tbh
pat meeeeeeee tooooo
pat i feel you fam , i feel it in my core
LOL😂😂👍👍
I feel uneducated lol
IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAGA
You have no idea how refreshing it is to hear a beauty guru with an advanced vocabulary
I really enjoy his filums
chloe cervi uh shane .
@@allisonmotionless1116 what
chloe cervi shane’s vocabulary is “advanced”
@@allisonmotionless1116 I said beauty guru
Queen Elizabeth is quaking
irene is queen i feel like shes scared of him so she made him a sir
She left the chat
irene is queen Her crown has been found on the surface of Mars
If water had a voice this is what it would sound like
Oof
OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT
Ah, the 'babbling brook' description. :)
If it’s hot dog water then it sounds like tana mongeau
@@jessieqk12 hotdog water frozen into ice cubes and sneakily put into cheap box wine in a solo cup is Tana
I feel my IQ rising by just listening to your voice
marissa x OMG SAME IM SCREAMING AND ILYOUR PROFILE PIC
snatched wig haha thank you!
SAME
THAT'S A NICE ROSE ON YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
every word you say sounds as sharp as a knife
Lemon Grass I’ve never in my life heard a human speak more clear. It’s addicting to watch him isn’t it?
Yesssssss!! I want him to narrate a documentary!
Me neither and I do agree with you that's just addicting.
Lemon Grass go back to the early vids to hear his real voice.
A. A. Lol no I’m German and he sounds nothing like that
someone needs to do a "following a john maclean tutorial"
Luiza's Channel my pale ass is on it
"PAGE 394"
YES
Chachi O' ahahaha
Following only his voice over
You are literally the most underrated makeup artist I've ever seen.
I've learned more from him than any other youtuber.
Check out Robert Welsh
Smurfette101 ^this.yes.
This guy speaks in cursive.
Or calligraphy
I’m so mad I understand this😂
Analytic Yes! Perfect description - he DOES sound like calligraphy!
Omg 😂
LiviaAa OMG!! YESSSS!!!!😂😂😂😂
"They forgot the *www.* before the name, seems to be a trend these days" legend
intellectual
ICONIC
You can dream of being a simple kyliecosmetics dot com or *W W W DOT K Y L I E C O S M E T I C S DOT C O M*
I think I prefer pursuing the second option.
My favourite part of the video
No one uses the “www .” anymore.
I told y'all Loki survived Infinity War
OH SNAP AHHHHH I LOVE LOKI
Our king snapped
Saniya St.Clair queen*
lmao
screeeeee
Your way of speaking is so fucking refined. Queen Elizabeth is quaking.
Emma Drzycimski he’s Scottish you can hear it on occasion with certain words
Emma Drzycimski I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR HIM GIVE A CLASS ON HOW TO TALK LIKE THAT.
Emma Drzycimski I know. It’s mesmerizing!
Ohmylord i read quaking as queefing lmfaoo
Emma Drzycimski true
Your eyes are really pretty
They are aren't they
I would like to see his eyes without all the lighting because I think some people are creeped out because his pupil is so small.
Shey Su that’s what they just said😂 they said he should do a video with less lighting
@@memecenter9gag859 his pupils are big 'cuz he's an alien!
I feel purified watching this. I feel cleansed.
Mackenzie Lynn i...can oddly relate
Same
I feel... SEAMLESS
I would love to see how his parents look and talk! Are they royalty? Cuz he needs to be a queen!
Is you mother a teacher!?
Jessica Santillo av
I think he puts a fake accent on
Tania Lou why do you think he has a fake accent?
@@tania8257 his accent is real and why would you think that his accent is fake?
you are giving me 15th century vampire vibes and im absolutely loving it
I could listen to him insulting me all day long and still won’t get enough
Why do I feel like he'd be a Slytherin...😂😂😂
- Shooting Starlight - because he just sounds so fucking proper liked he be Rich asf and a parselmouth
I'm feeling ravenclaw vibes but that could just be me hoping we'd be in the same house
Cuz he talks like a fab 2018 version of snape
He kinda looks like snape
it’s the raven hair
Since john is now 1400 years old he still needs to get used to videos not being shot on filum anymore. Which leads me to think the reason he doesn't comment back is because he's still quilting his replies.
The Matadore oh my goodness!!! LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The Matadore I had the pause the video, I laughed so hard. 😂
1400 years old?? What?
I thought he said he's about to be 2,400 years old this year.
Tala Nabong does a goddess really remember when he's born? ;)
i feel like ive been slapped in the face with a dictionary
I am officially deceased. XD
Same. I’ve been slapped by a dictionary and a “filum”
u and the darkest shade Nyma need to do a collab, it would be awesomme
Sheilla Nyakato Yes! That would be awesome!
great idea!
Lmao their personalities r kinda different it would be so awkward
I love them both tho!!
Sheilla Nyakato I swear I was thinking the same thing! That would be awesome!
Dear John, please consider maybe including + one video per week in which you would read to us your favourite poems. It would be mesmerizing to listen to you doing so, and of course I can't even imagine how sophisticated your taste in poetry is. ❤ you.
Sanja Vukasinovic what a superb idea!
I enthusiastically second this proposal
That would be fabulous!!°
I would love that!
Yes! What an absolutely brilliant idea! John, please! 💚
Yes please!
I'm a recent subscriber... and can I just say, this is simply the most neutral, fair, professional review of Kylie Cosmetics that I've seen to this day. This review had NO previous notions, misconceptions, opinions, or pop culture references. The review was simply an investigation of the product, and it's one that was considerably more positive than that of the wide range of "beauty gurus". John uses lighting that shows the product in the most honest and obvious way possible, stays zoomed in so that you can see texture and nuance, and shows levels of detail that I've never seen before on this site. John Maclean is truly the underrated legend that I don't deserve
You kinda look like a younger Meryl Streep. GORG.......
Joann Wheeler I thought that too
Juliana Araujo Sperandio Hi Juliana, great minds think alike, my friend. I LOVE your name👍
You should be ashamed
Joann Wheeler that’s why he looks so familiar
Sam Peskie Hi Sam.....don't feel ashamed for expressing an opinion.
Tell me why do you remind me of Professor Snape..
That's a nice username you got there ;););););););)
*lovingtheusername* ;))
Me, a rat. BTS, the Pied Piper YESSSSS
ARMY 💜
Me, a rat. BTS, the Pied Piper TRUE
When he said “I can wear it for my skin it is a very pale formulation which is marvelous” when he smiled that made my heart so happy
Laviena Sampson omg I had the same feeling
I don't like audio books, I prefer to read. But if he became a narrator for audio books I'd listen the hell out of them. I love both his voice and vocabulary.
right?
it's 2 am and i want to sleep but i also need to know if the palest shade fits our dark lord.
It’s 4:30am for me but I also must know. And I’m not even pale.
maja sedic me too lmao
maja sedic I must also know.
I’m brown and watched it until the end.
*morticia addams who?*
Jc Deleon gosh yes I was just about to comment that :)
Who needs english class when we have you
Kara S honestly.
Kara S I snorted 😭 I’m an English major and even I learn new terms from John every time! 😂
Claudia Peregrina XD
Ikr
For real though
You would be the makeup professor at hogwarts😭 I love the voice
Pamela Trujillo you got me giggling girl 😂 I think that when he can't find his certain makeup he would just chant a spell "accio kylie lipgloss" 😂
Pamela Trujillo HAHAHAHA YASS
glamour spells! ahhh that sounds amazing.
For a billionaire Kylie’s packaging is not that good compared to Jeffree star cosmetics
Relatable umm that’s a matter of taste, i’ve been interested in trying j star products but haven’t purely because the barbie pink turns me off so much
StealingSunsets the pink packaging ?
StealingSunsets or do you mean like the product itself?
Relatable the person said the color
Relatable were we not talking about packaging? lol
This is the second Friday that I’ve had quite the distressing day. I’m happy to now relax and watch this filum. Thank you Lord Maclean.
Jackson Weaver here's hoping that your days get better!
Here’s hoping your weekend will be so great: your shitty Fridays will slip seamlessly from your memory.
Fantastic, I too had quite a stressful day, John never fails to mesmerize and relax me. Hope you're now resting and/or having fun.
Gawd you are on all his videos comment sections...i like it..
Naina Ibrahim hes so delightful xD
why are they so weird.. why is the comment section so weird... i feel like I'm in an alternate universe where everyone is kind and speak clear and are genderless. I'm overwhelmed i need a nap.
Parmida Behnia welcome to the future
Parmida Behnia he’s a man
Meh welcome to the end of human civilization
Sofia B finally! Humans have done damage enough, it was time we got erased
He* not they
I loved this filum
🤣😂
I have no interest in makeup whatsoever but I find your articulation accuracy and vocabulary size absolutely intoxicating.
the whole video is so serious and professional that john's dry humor and delivery takes me by suprise every time and it's the greatest thing on youtube
I feel ever so slightly posh whilst watching this Filum in my seating device
Kinichi Kun your comment made me smile, it’s so witty and funny 😊😊
🤣🤣🤣
_S E A M L E S S N E S S_
Sebastian Williams We need merch with Seamlessness on it.... 😀
Emma Wilson preferrably seamless shirts
Sebastian Williams ever so slightly.
He could charge money just to say that word and i would pay double! 🤣
*D U B I O U S*
“My juggernaut of a hand” 😭😂😂 I fell out of my chair
He slays me every time
i cannot handle him ohmyhod ahahahah
what time?
Yeeees
Jackson Weaver I almost did too!!!
Lol thank you for this comment!!!😁
I feel like someone is gonna ask his age and he will be like "I am 47."
just a true vampire honestly he looks so ageless
I want to say hes 24??
He says he's 24.000 years
Tori Roberts he’s 200 fam.
he’s actually 24! its says on famous birthdays
Cara Grace • he looks like he's seen stars die and empires fall
this man is not human
he is a god or a vampire or a spirit or an elf
but he is not human
he's staring into my soul
Remember Bob Ross of "The Joy of Painting"? His voice and his artistry was like vocal, liquid Valium. John is the UK version.
Gameela Wright Perfect comparison! 🎨
His voice clears my skin and makes bread very expensive simultaneously
Lol🤣😂
If you do not mind making collaborations , I would love to see you with Nyma Tang. Thank you for your videos.
THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT COMMENT EVER. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS
Audrey Nerette yesss!! I’ve always thought of these two whenever I see “the palest shade” or “the darkest shade.” It would be interesting to see how they would do each other’s makeup given the drastic difference in skin tone.
OHHH WHAT A WONDERFUL COLAB THAT WOULD BE!
I feel like you read my mind! I think it would be wonderful to see them do makeup and discuss the contrasts and similarities in their experiences.
Audrey Nerette you’re a genius.
you: ah my eye hurts from this bright light
me, an intellectual after watching John’s filum: I believe I am experiencing Iridocyclitis.
Therese/Reese L iridocyclitis hahahahaahahahahahahahah
How he names everything and tell us about the little details of branding and packing is so sweet 😭 who does that? ♥️♥️♥️ I love this man so much
I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't surprise me if he's a Virgo 🤗
Kim Akers he’s a gemini
You are hauntingly beautiful.
Sounds like ASMR + great makeup tutorial = _heaven_
When I first started watching your videos, I thought you were long-winded; however, I've amended those thoughts since. Your lengthy but well worded descriptions allow most anyone to participate in the makeup process in depth, especially when you describe the product packaging. I feel like anyone with vision issues or those who may be completely blind, would be able to follow your tutorials and gain a strong understanding of makeup. Thank you.
Dude, you’re accent is really confusing me... it sounds German then kiwi(ish) then British HELP
Artistic_ Fangirl_trash he is Scottish x
Artistic_ Fangirl_trash Scottish.
...have you never heard a Scottish accent?
Loving the profile pic 😍 beeeebbooooo
Isobel Higgs have you ever heard of not being a bitch
Please release audiobooks where you read to us. Heaven ❤
Kari Thomas OMG WOULDN'T THAT BE QUITE NICE!
Kari Thomas he should read “go the fuck to sleep”
Kari Thomas yes!!! That would be awesome!!!!
I listen to books every day. Audible is my favorite. He would be so great especially for the romance novels
Dawn Sullivan yes with his voice and demeanor and mannerisms I think romance books would be really amazing!!!
I am so glad that there is a beauty guru who is here to just do makeup, not trash others makeup...
Evolution
This is actually an AMAZING *review* instead of the other beauty gurus talking about
Kylie and drama for an hour
It makes me anxious how long you leave it on your face before blending it lol
Charlea A lot of people let their concealer sit so that it gets thicker and dryer, therefore giving more coverage.
Belby Blasphemy I know that technique, but in every other review I’ve watched they’ve said that this dries down very quickly, and that you have to work fast to blend before it sets
I'm convinced there is 0 blood flow under your skin
Julia _ hahahah I get that my Spanish teacher said to me “I’d look like you if I had no bloody in my body”
Thanks miss 😂
Thank you dearest John for such a thorough overview.
Some of us could not possibly hold such a magnifying mirror so close to our eye bags or the mirror would most certainly crack.
Personally, I'm surprised you have a reflection at all, but since ive been paying attention, I must say your two centuries do not show on your skin at all. I'm jealous.
And sending you nothing but love as ever xxxxxx
May I also add the recommendation that you mention your usual skin type at the start of films in this series. Would you describe your skin to be 'normal' (not particularly dry or oily, since you manage to use KatVonD Lock It with light powdering) and 'sensitive/ blemish prone' or do you feel that it is simply your pale tone that highlights any flushing or redness that is not irritation? As a makeup artist, is it harder to catagorize skin types of those with the palest and deepest skin tones because of how differently they display inflammation in terms of skin colour in contrast to dilated blood vessels and other colour related signs of inflammation?
I'm MAC NW18/ KatVonD 43-44 (but it is too dry for me used neat) and would describe my skin as blemish prone/ borderline acne-d but I have come to release that my problem seems to be two fold: that it is hard to find concealers and foundations light enough AND high coverage enough for acne but ALSO that do not emphasise texture or dryness because any microscopic shadows of texture are so contrasting to the paleness that they are seemingly magnified.
Do you have any tips? (Obviously client based experience too because your skin looks great xxxx)
sarahwithstars I am curious to know if you have tried the Tarte Shape Tape concealer???? I heard it was one of the best full coverage concealers!!!
I thought the same thing like I could never bare to bring a mirror so close to my skin and inspect it like that😅
Traci Adi too dry for me, it adds 10years to my eye bags xxx
Oh sweet mother Mary & Joseph I just spent entirely too long reading through John’s comment section and oh my goodness I have tears of pure joy & laughter!!! His followers are absolutely hilarious and have a way of kindly mimicking the eloquent way he speaks without being condescending!!! I had tears rolling down my face from laughing sooooo hard!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's probably because of his accent or something but something about the way he talks his mouth moves in such a mesmerizing way almost to the point that it's distracting from the video lmao
I am so glad I'm not the only one who simply *WATCHES* his mouth when he speaks. I started to ponder some sort of fetish but it's just an experience watching him exaggerate his vowels.
5:21 I LIVE for John getting excited over light concealer XD
I’m nowhere near pale, but I love watching John.
It is very true most companies forgetting about both very light and darker skin tones. Too much focus on the middle shaded but not the rest of the spectrum.
True. many people like looking tanned, so companies create products for that demand. yet they neglect those who want to enhance their pale or dark skin :D
I follow Nyma Tang for the same reason--she does a fabulous job of reviewing the darkest shades of foundations. It's truly disappointing how exclusive brands are.
Because the middle shades are the most common.
He is so by far my favorite makeup UA-camr because of how well he describes how to do the makeup look and how much detail he puts into his videos.
Reese Exum and UNPROBLEMATIC
As well as the effort for every filum he produce. Lovely person 😭
And to remove the product I am just going to pour it onto my hand *slides lipstick and lipliner out of box*
So glad you've uploaded a filum, sweet John.
HE HAS ROYAL BLOOD. HE'S FROM ROYALTY, ALL HAIL THE QUEEN.
I thoroughly enjoy watching John. He’s just so uniquely different from anyyone else on this platform & the entire makeup community. He’s entertaining, funny, accurate, artistic & creative, but in a way that’s so incredibly refreshing & different. John you are bomb dot com!
Allyson Sixx Costello why did u say bomb dot com. Plz never say that again
I dont know how to feel. I'm not sure if the vibes from him are creepy or friendly. I feel like he could be a nice grandmom who give out cookies like spongebobs grandmum but then I also feel like he could be a serial killer and has bodies in his basement also its like 5 am and i haven't slept in 3 days help ;-; also I'm brown why and I watching this ;-;
Depresso Onion Im black lol
I’m yellow
i’m light brown
I get creepy vibes from him, but I just think of him as a vampire and it just makes me feel better
The creepy vibes r probably just bc he is a lot closer to the camera then other you tubers
"I'm beginning to look quite a bit like a marshmallow" 😂😂😂😂
🤣😂
You are my goth dream
V I N A Nisam znala da ga pratis. Gotivim te jos vise zbog ovog komentara!
They are more Gothic than goth.
Ma živim svaki petak kad postuje
V I N A i jaaaa 😂😂😂
Najbolji je 😊
Thank you John! These palest shade videos are unbelievably helpful for me. I have albinism, so I'm as pale as it is biologically possible to be. No one else on youtube comes close to you :)
Savannah Boyd you look absolutely stunning 😮
I have the same skin tone as you and I don't have albinism. How is that possible?
Not trying to pry but are your eyebrows darkened in your profile? They look pretty brown
Oh hell yeah. I get them tinted. They are naturally completely white
John has the same skin tone as me as well. I think its just genetics. The difference is I don't tan or get freckles at all
I love how the comment section is all about your voice instead of the product youre talking about. 😂 #Seamlessness
What product?
'i'm starting to look like a marshmallow' 😂
Catherine i was looking for this comment cus it was so cuteeeee
Why haven't you added your tutorials to the ASMR category? Your voice and speech gives me spine tingles!
I dont really put make up on but im here bc of your accent and grammar..
I wanted to like but the 111 was too satisfying to disturb. So heres a thumbs up: 👍
He scares me. But I'm still watching.
Sadie Reid sammeee
Same. I don't even dare watch full screen :
wow same
he's so scary but i got used to it after a few videos ;-;
He looks like someone from the vulturi
aro
Mara Timeea Mararu omg yes
*I see a person of culture*
Mara Timeea Mararu the makeup artist for vampires
Now that's a word I haven't heard in years
I feel depressed knowing that I’ll never be as elegant as John
You look like if lorde and Meryl Streep had a love child
Summer Hall I get Snow White/Loki love child vibes 🤣
John: *gets out blending brush*
Me, yelling at the screen of my phone: SAY IT, YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT
John: to ensure *s e a m l e s s n e s s*
Your voice is actually the most calming and beautiful sound I have ever heard omg
he sounds like he's angry and trying to hide it
Lily Revuelta HAHAHAHA
Taetaetammy true thoooo😂
someone put my thoughts into words !!
I read your comment and thought "nah" but then 15:08 - 15:14 happened
Charlotte Coleman LMAO
Your voice is honestly incredible
Y’all, john is straight up amazing. He’s thorough in all reviews and doesn’t use CLICKBAIT!!! We stan a pale legend
May I just say, your natural lip color is just gorgeous
At a few points I laughed out loud.. my daughter walked by and said "mom.. don't laugh she might kick you out of her make-up school" 😂
Sister snapped
Little did she know that she is a he
#thattotallyhappened
Tahliamustdie why couldn't it have? Were you there?
What If I couldn’t have been there because it never happened
Your accent and vocabulary is absolutely stunning ✨♥️
love your channel john! hey your makeup line should be called "seemlessness" and what a hit your makeup would be!
I would by everything and don't forget the brushes. :)
Karen Reta but there can't be any seams in the shirt
I would definetly buy his products. At least I would find my foundation and concealer with my skintone, because for now it's mission impossible.
and a concealer called todaysfilum
Dru Champion-Payne yes definitely SEAMLESSNESS must be the brand
Our lord has returned!
I absolutely love John, I find him so delightful. I love how calm he is. And I think that he has a wonderful personality. I also think he is very attractive. And I love how passionate he is about his work. It shows he really cares.
I gasped in delight as you pulled out a magnifying mirror. I too have a compulsion to use a high magnification as I apply makeup. If it doesn't pass muster, how can one expect the finished product to be exquisite?
my one year old is watching you so intently that im convinced she’s trying to learn about makeup herself. 😂
babies tend to be very captivated by symmetrical faces with lots of expression,... :D
She's learning from the best!
AWWWW
She probably thinks she is watching a cartoon/fairy tale, cause John is out of this world :D
My 18 month old is watching too saying wow John lol
You give my last two braincells such a rest
*I come here to learn new grammar and study for my spelling test*
Loving these videos! I feel like I’m watching a 17th century make up artist . Your accent is so charming
john is truly a lovely and nice beauty guru. He explains everything so well, such an underrated youtuber.
It's the Dark Lord Maclean! He has Graced us again. XOXO #SEAMLESSNESS/EVASOSLIGHTLY
That would be a great drag name Eva Soslightly 😂😂😂
Karen Reta 🤗 Loves🤗
I get a Morticia Addams type of vibe from you ❤️❤️
gabriella yesss
The light in his face when he said "bubble gum" 😩😩 PROTECT JOHN MACLEAN AT ALL COSTS
I have the same feeling when I saw how many dislikes John has for this filum 😢😭
Shara, he can wear them like a badge. He has arrived!
I'm shocked you don't wear much more blush than the average person, seeing as pale skin looks very gorgeous with lots of blush.
Sometimes it does, sometimes it just looks ridiculous-
Or maybe I’m not doing it right.
LabAccident it would probably look nicer to have lots of a not so pigmented pinky red-ish blush than trying to do it with a super pigmented blush- it gives you more time to blend with a less pigmented blush! You probably just have to find the right one, but be sure to blend a lot or else it can look crazy.
JD you might have a point there
That’s probably why I tend to prefer drugstore blushes, since they’re generally not quite as intense as higher end ones
A l l e g e d l y TM I'm paler than our dark lord n I don't wear any blush