Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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  • Опубліковано 19 бер 2019
  • Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
    WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
    RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Intro: luvbird - parting words
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @Fake-di4ex
    @Fake-di4ex 4 роки тому +3714

    Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

  • @vasilee4629
    @vasilee4629 5 років тому +2325

    ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

    • @somestupidtwat.
      @somestupidtwat. 5 років тому +42

      I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 5 років тому +21

      @@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 4 роки тому

      Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 роки тому +1

      @@kenntonontrac186 yes

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 роки тому +2

      @@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

  • @rhyspieces9159
    @rhyspieces9159 4 роки тому +6087

    We love carson, all my homies love carson

  • @xawrky295
    @xawrky295 3 роки тому +172

    i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

    • @GalaxyLandon
      @GalaxyLandon 3 роки тому +44

      The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 2 роки тому +1

      have you found it yet

    • @xawrky295
      @xawrky295 2 роки тому

      @@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

    • @xawrky295
      @xawrky295 2 роки тому

      @@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

    • @FunnyLittleApe
      @FunnyLittleApe 2 місяці тому

      its the snack that smiles back :D

  • @mooshyy8139
    @mooshyy8139 5 років тому +4404

    "thanks for 1M"
    *2 months later*
    1.5M

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 5 років тому +1861

    This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

    • @sarayang1695
      @sarayang1695 4 роки тому +27

      "Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

    • @nutty_rickrolled_mikey
      @nutty_rickrolled_mikey 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I agree 😂

    • @Cr1msoNGD
      @Cr1msoNGD 4 роки тому

      His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

    • @Tzfocus
      @Tzfocus 4 роки тому

      And 8 seconds

    • @ellla_candle
      @ellla_candle 4 роки тому

      KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 2 роки тому +47

    Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

    • @galaxy224wolf9
      @galaxy224wolf9 2 роки тому +6

      Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

  • @idostuff5169
    @idostuff5169 4 роки тому +1835

    11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.”
    Elon: X Æ A-12

  • @aiden.real.
    @aiden.real. 4 роки тому +1817

    The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

    • @paranoul
      @paranoul 4 роки тому +3

      no it shouldn't of

    • @spiritedbot3051
      @spiritedbot3051 4 роки тому +19

      Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

    • @demonicflames1678
      @demonicflames1678 4 роки тому +1

      AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 4 роки тому +19105

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

    • @BananaPoodle2
      @BananaPoodle2 4 роки тому +240

      Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

    • @ellagracefolden6803
      @ellagracefolden6803 4 роки тому +59

      iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@
      o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

    • @smolbean1212
      @smolbean1212 4 роки тому +85

      Speaking from experience

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 4 роки тому +17

      @@smolbean1212 yes

    • @benjaminpressley802
      @benjaminpressley802 4 роки тому +8

      Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +108

    14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it"
    "That's a sign"

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 3 роки тому +147

    Jeez the intro really hits now...

  • @explosivebody1260
    @explosivebody1260 5 років тому +806

    May Le’4che be with you

  • @coder22331
    @coder22331 5 років тому +1732

    7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 років тому +60

      Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 років тому +21

      Dogs Butthole

    • @ItsSunee
      @ItsSunee 4 роки тому +8

      thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 4 роки тому +4

      damn depressor mk2s

    • @marisa810
      @marisa810 4 роки тому +9

      i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

  • @StraawberrySodaa
    @StraawberrySodaa 4 роки тому +146

    Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

  • @TheGamingBun
    @TheGamingBun 2 роки тому +46

    Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 роки тому +11

      For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

    • @sydc0re
      @sydc0re 7 місяців тому +1

      real

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 років тому +472

    Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 5 років тому +9

      We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

    • @Xenshi.
      @Xenshi. 5 років тому +7

      he's the diamond to my diamond

    • @derekhenschel3191
      @derekhenschel3191 5 років тому +3

      So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

    • @defaultplay3r363
      @defaultplay3r363 5 років тому

      We are the diamonds to his sword

    • @dillonramos5071
      @dillonramos5071 5 років тому

      Deep bro………

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 4 роки тому +3726

    53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N
    "... correct"

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 роки тому +22

      ...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

    • @Only_Yours_
      @Only_Yours_ 4 роки тому +25

      I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 4 роки тому +1

      @@Only_Yours_ ...nito

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 роки тому

      .

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 4 роки тому +7

      you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it;
      not liking tho

  • @ilikethefedorahat3461
    @ilikethefedorahat3461 2 роки тому +188

    It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

    • @Toloposki
      @Toloposki 2 роки тому +16

      same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

    • @Landayne
      @Landayne Рік тому +5

      amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 3 роки тому +597

    pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 3 роки тому +22

      so am I, a month later

    • @Floop_123
      @Floop_123 3 роки тому +14

      So am i a week later

    • @Phibaltalt
      @Phibaltalt 3 роки тому +8

      So am I, 2 weeks later.

    • @benjaminlindl
      @benjaminlindl 3 роки тому +4

      So am I, 2 days later

    • @burner121
      @burner121 3 роки тому +35

      I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

  • @toh926
    @toh926 5 років тому +802

    7:19 cuts out while screaming
    7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

    • @CrustyBurgerz
      @CrustyBurgerz 5 років тому +16

      Priorities

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 років тому +26

      Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

    • @gojisoar
      @gojisoar 5 років тому +1

      B

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 років тому +2

      interesting observation young gentleman

    • @taylorlewis4105
      @taylorlewis4105 5 років тому +1

      I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

  • @stillloading1397
    @stillloading1397 5 років тому +9904

    I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 років тому +326

      It's called life.

    • @Dr34mC4tch3r
      @Dr34mC4tch3r 5 років тому +45

      abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 років тому +273

      Who said they're not on drugs?

    • @stillloading1397
      @stillloading1397 5 років тому +68

      @@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

    • @TheAlvinStudios
      @TheAlvinStudios 5 років тому +40

      @@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

  • @godlyhax4172
    @godlyhax4172 Рік тому +84

    Going through the past hurts

    • @foozgame1060
      @foozgame1060 4 місяці тому +1

      Reminds me of simpler times

    • @Stonerkittyy
      @Stonerkittyy 3 місяці тому +3

      Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

    • @ZAZUL11111
      @ZAZUL11111 Місяць тому

      @@Stonerkittyyit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

    • @feffernuse7823
      @feffernuse7823 Місяць тому

      @@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

    • @s1r6969
      @s1r6969 16 днів тому

      @@feffernuse7823 He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it.
      He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

  • @mister_quartz4593
    @mister_quartz4593 3 роки тому +17

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

  • @ouzalu
    @ouzalu 4 роки тому +1764

    Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name
    Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

  • @kbena2103
    @kbena2103 5 років тому +6836

    *CallMeCarson*
    3 ads on a 2 hour video
    *Morgz*
    14 ads on a 14 minute video

    • @XoBanana
      @XoBanana 5 років тому +188

      Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫
      Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

    • @guamish7593
      @guamish7593 5 років тому +45

      *gong noise*

    • @kyranbates6991
      @kyranbates6991 5 років тому +49

      not 2 hours but ok

    • @dani3lH
      @dani3lH 5 років тому +37

      Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

    • @kirthickkumarkk
      @kirthickkumarkk 5 років тому +7

      PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coolkid64230
    @coolkid64230 3 роки тому +54

    god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 4 роки тому +314

    this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому +1

      jessjwalton what happened?

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому

      Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому +6

      Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +9

      Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

    • @sammysabo
      @sammysabo 4 роки тому +1

      Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

  • @cheezit2348
    @cheezit2348 4 роки тому +12004

    man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

  • @bisaillonchloe
    @bisaillonchloe 5 років тому +5116

    I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on UA-cam. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

    • @sugsy7077
      @sugsy7077 5 років тому +10

      Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

    • @Akyeo
      @Akyeo 5 років тому +6

      ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 років тому +23

      Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

    • @mig3666
      @mig3666 5 років тому +7

      He doesn't smoke weed tho

    • @themelancholia
      @themelancholia 5 років тому +7

      @@sugsy7077 meanie

  • @stamrowbitbud895
    @stamrowbitbud895 4 роки тому +30

    I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only UA-camr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on UA-cam and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 4 роки тому +77

    Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 років тому +541

    Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +2

      Dadiel Dadbar

    • @ilikestars5480
      @ilikestars5480 5 років тому +2

      Walter

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 років тому

      Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

    • @oliverm967
      @oliverm967 5 років тому

      Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

    • @jaysb6564
      @jaysb6564 5 років тому +1

      Disappointed*

  • @Viortide
    @Viortide 5 років тому +218

    This was a real bruh momment
    And he clearly likes it

  • @olivercaramello1618
    @olivercaramello1618 4 роки тому +895

    nobody:
    Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

  • @youtubian200
    @youtubian200 3 роки тому +15

    IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

  • @lmaoyz
    @lmaoyz 4 роки тому +3491

    Carson: Thanks for 1M
    *7 months later*
    CallMeCarson: 2.13M
    edit: *grats cargskin*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 роки тому +2

      2.14*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 роки тому +1

      @@Swagster87 2.15*

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 4 роки тому

      2.16*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 4 роки тому

      2.17*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 4 роки тому +1

      Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

  • @doctorcatster8751
    @doctorcatster8751 5 років тому +362

    "There is blood everywhere!"
    *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 3 роки тому +14

    I feel so heartbroken watching his videos omg

  • @conradmurraytv
    @conradmurraytv 3 роки тому +19

    Pain. Just pain.

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 років тому +2778

    btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you!
    EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 роки тому +2788

    14:23
    “Make your joke!”
    “This better be excellent.”
    Joke: *I-*

  • @breademperoar9613
    @breademperoar9613 2 роки тому +14

    Sometimes I come back here and pretend nothing happened

  • @LotusExigeS
    @LotusExigeS 4 роки тому +55

    watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 років тому +950

    If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted...
    That’d be an epic gamer server

    • @Diego-ff4xs
      @Diego-ff4xs 5 років тому +14

      He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

    • @RiveryJerald
      @RiveryJerald 5 років тому +11

      That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

    • @umber6937
      @umber6937 5 років тому +10

      @@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

    • @blakemorrison6915
      @blakemorrison6915 5 років тому +17

      @@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

    • @th3r3alwaffl34
      @th3r3alwaffl34 5 років тому +1

      *HINT HINT*

  • @demdem4493
    @demdem4493 4 роки тому +702

    9:04
    "are your parents still together?"
    "yes"
    "oh he didn't tell me that.."

  • @benpoole2350
    @benpoole2350 3 роки тому +157

    Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 3 роки тому +1

      Hopefully not

    • @cbros5977
      @cbros5977 3 роки тому

      I dont think hes coming back

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 роки тому +4

      his sub count went up surprisingly

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 3 роки тому +3

      @@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 2 роки тому +3

      @@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

  • @chloehappy1014
    @chloehappy1014 3 роки тому +16

    Don’t tell me about the drama. Let me enjoy this.

  • @zygis1819
    @zygis1819 5 років тому +85

    0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 роки тому +745

    "throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

  • @SIKO_STEZ
    @SIKO_STEZ 3 роки тому +145

    Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

    • @pearuzu
      @pearuzu 3 роки тому +5

      i agree!!

    • @Kreep305
      @Kreep305 3 роки тому +1

      ._.

    • @Diabeetus.
      @Diabeetus. 3 роки тому

      this didn’t age well

    • @teresarodriguez3661
      @teresarodriguez3661 3 роки тому

      Uhhhhhh-

    • @riz6875
      @riz6875 3 роки тому

      @@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

  • @OGrealBungo
    @OGrealBungo 3 роки тому +11

    this video is practically his memorial

  • @shadowskale
    @shadowskale 5 років тому +219

    There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole."
    Yup.

  • @crawfishdig
    @crawfishdig 4 роки тому +687

    "You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?"
    *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

  • @-Rezin-
    @-Rezin- 3 роки тому +29

    We miss you Carson

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +17

    15:16 "Those crabs scare me"
    "No, that's a black dude"

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 років тому +3242

    If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 роки тому +10

      Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 4 роки тому

      Jolt pppppopppppppppp

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 4 роки тому +7

      404 Not Found stroke?

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 4 роки тому +2

      You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

    • @matt-gi4wu
      @matt-gi4wu 4 роки тому +1

      Bro that was mad funny
      I’m literally wheezing rn

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 років тому +153

    2:54 cereal when no milk

    • @jjboomerang7263
      @jjboomerang7263 5 років тому +13

      42:40 cereal when have milk

    • @Lumix_Corrupt
      @Lumix_Corrupt 5 років тому +5

      Jjboomerang *have's

    • @33elkyeet91
      @33elkyeet91 5 років тому

      Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude
      Edit: grammar

  • @carolinacordova9162
    @carolinacordova9162 4 роки тому +139

    I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 роки тому +8

      I cant wait for.the next anything

    • @kobecreates8044
      @kobecreates8044 4 роки тому +2

      He made another one

    • @floringheorghe2022
      @floringheorghe2022 3 роки тому +4

      Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

    • @burrito3372
      @burrito3372 3 роки тому

      @Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

    • @Gr8day
      @Gr8day 2 роки тому +1

      @@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

  • @ezi553
    @ezi553 4 роки тому +436

    carson didnt deserve what happened to him

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 років тому +352

    "Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin"

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 4 роки тому +1

      Whats the time stamp?

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 4 роки тому +2

      @@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 4 роки тому +2

      @@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 4 роки тому +2

      @@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 4 роки тому +1

      @@zank5840 thank you

  • @cryo1840
    @cryo1840 4 роки тому +252

    8:30 I love how legitimately concerned he sounds when says, “Why are you laughing at this?”

  • @clairesky8742
    @clairesky8742 4 місяці тому +12

    I came back here because I was inspired by simpler times

    • @aph7909
      @aph7909 4 місяці тому

      Totally

  • @nghtmur
    @nghtmur 2 роки тому +9

    42:42 laughed so hard at this part I peed myself from the terror of his rampage and from how hilarious it is

  • @sawyerspearman5297
    @sawyerspearman5297 4 роки тому +592

    “he’s a husk”
    funniest shit for no reason

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 роки тому +9

      i am

    • @doubleabattery8099
      @doubleabattery8099 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck
      He arrives

    • @cork5379
      @cork5379 4 роки тому +4

      "How did you feel today at PE?
      Happy
      *Hollow*
      or sad?"

  • @Memeolicious
    @Memeolicious 5 років тому +766

    At least he isn't 700k late to his 1 mil special.

  • @renowned9885
    @renowned9885 4 роки тому +19

    3:54 sometimes u slap the baby and it makes absolutely no noise

  • @jessnicole12
    @jessnicole12 4 роки тому +26

    12:13 it STILL kills me that shane dawson used this dasani water bottle clip in his conspiracy theory video and THAT’S how i discovered carson’s channel.

  • @zumi7728
    @zumi7728 4 роки тому +4459

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 роки тому +99

      Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

    • @haydenhenderlich9299
      @haydenhenderlich9299 4 роки тому +33

      What is the song tho

    • @jabini
      @jabini 4 роки тому +36

      @@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

    • @edwardblake9203
      @edwardblake9203 4 роки тому +6

      no

    • @tomcmw
      @tomcmw 4 роки тому +6

      What software did he edit it with ?

  • @dogboyonline
    @dogboyonline 5 років тому +263

    “i cannot express how joyful i am that i have hit 1 million subs”
    In the most monotone voice

  • @amanda-qo5xz
    @amanda-qo5xz 3 роки тому +57

    the comment section will change a lot veryy soon

    • @pepper9905
      @pepper9905 3 роки тому +16

      Hopefully not. Carson did nothing wrong other than just how cringe the entire dirty talk was.
      Not to mention the ages between them were viable to legally allow sex in Indiana. The legal age of consent is 16 and upwards in Indiana.
      Technically it is illegal to keep the pictures of Sam, the willing and enabling "victim", but I doubt he did. Considering that he told his Lunchclub friends that he talked to a minor because of how he felt bad about it, so I don't find it plausible that he has any "child-porn" in his possession, at least for a year or two now. And even though it's illegal for the pictures, it would be legal for them to have consensual sex. And people are acting like because of this Carson did something immoral. And the only thing that actually comes close to Carson being immoral would be the "power-dynamic" observed in Carson and Sam's relationship. I don't think Carson had any ill-intent or malicious intent regarding his fame, and also his fame wasn't that immense then during the start of 2019 like it is now. I think Carson might have just been a bit lonely and wanted a relationship and Sam was willing to do it and Carson didn't have much of a reason to say no.
      So, if Carson can't be held accountable for anything legally, which is what I suspect, and he didn't do anything immoral, and Sam wasn't hurt whatsoever (despite how she's acting like a victim on Twitter), I really don't see why Carson is being cancelled or why this is even news. Actually, I do. People just want to feel accomplished and say "we're the good guys!", "We got the bad guy!" even though they're ignorant of the damage that this is doing to Carson's life, meanwhile Sam is fine with no damage done to her emotionally or physically whatsoever.

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 3 роки тому

      @@pepper9905 based

    • @jamesspargo9399
      @jamesspargo9399 3 роки тому +2

      To me the bad part wasnt necessarily the sexting, but the fact that he continued to do it after he told his friends he would stop and they invested so much time into helping him. Schlatt and Josh felt seriously betrayed by Carson when this all finally came out

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 роки тому

      @uhm. You can tell it didn't do much with her. She was really pushy herself too, if Sam wasn't comfortable with it she wouldn't have said "I want to keep going". She's in a victim role here. She can say Carson abused her and she would be believed. Carson had 7k at the time that happened, that's not much to me. It is bad how Sams acting like Carson hit her with a car or something. You can just tell from the screenshots that it didn't do much with her.
      Twitter kids hould just get tf out of businesses of people they barely know. They get pleassure out of seeing people fall that barely did anything.
      In fact, cancel culture doesn't exist. They cancel Quackity for speaking Spanish but let Tony Lopez and Zoe Laverne (actual child groomers) still make millions and live the good life while Carson and many others have to almost give up their career because the Twitter kids can't ignore it. Like, hello? That's not cancelling, that's being ignorant.

    • @grondlegger939
      @grondlegger939 3 роки тому

      @uhm. I've red them, enough times. I will keep defending him cuz you know what might happen otherwise? He might never return without shit tons of hate.
      Again, you don't know how long they were talking whith each other. They were in the literal same grade. If she wasn't comfortable with it she should've again just say that, where did you see her say "please stop, I don't want this anymore. It doesn't feel right" once? No where, because she probs was partly enjoying it too. How "vulnerable" she was is a talkable topic. She was turning 18 in a literal month. She was litterally agreeing and going with him 98.9% of the time. He had 7k at the time they started talking I meant. She probally was still going with him because of the fame he had.

  • @sambryant3428
    @sambryant3428 7 місяців тому +5

    this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

  • @strayble
    @strayble 5 років тому +2798

    carson,
    finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you.
    edit as of jan 7 2021:
    man.

  • @Polar333Bear
    @Polar333Bear 4 роки тому +565

    16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

    • @snowytoshio3554
      @snowytoshio3554 4 роки тому +5

      Omg

    • @arise_femto
      @arise_femto 4 роки тому +67

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

    • @mahi-um2bo
      @mahi-um2bo 4 роки тому +34

      Get in contact.
      *_N O W_*

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 4 роки тому +7

      Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

    • @samfairbanks3692
      @samfairbanks3692 4 роки тому +3

      Polar333Bear
      what was he like in school?

  • @michaelelsheimer8797
    @michaelelsheimer8797 4 роки тому +14

    We all love you Carson threw the darkness to the light. We love you and everyone of us are willing to talk

  • @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve
    @ScubaMuhFuckenSteve 3 роки тому +33

    This is all we got now since he prolly isn’t ever coming back

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 роки тому +1

      Doubt

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 роки тому +5

      @@cumburger69 everyone has cut ties with him. It'll be difficult to even try

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 роки тому +1

      @@Artremas hard doesnt mean impossible

    • @Artremas
      @Artremas 3 роки тому +5

      @@cumburger69 I just don't think Carson would be up to the challenge. He might start an entirely new channel though, I could see him trying that

    • @cumburger69
      @cumburger69 3 роки тому +2

      @@Artremas oh he cant comeback as callmecarson i agree with that.

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 5 років тому +953

    You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

    • @itsadryn9693
      @itsadryn9693 5 років тому +15

      Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

    • @lilppp
      @lilppp 5 років тому +4

      Yes!

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 років тому +8

      I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 5 років тому +1

      Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 років тому

      I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

  • @perioax6506
    @perioax6506 5 років тому +316

    You already know ima bout to watch this in study hall tomorrow

    • @jacobvandertoorn4605
      @jacobvandertoorn4605 5 років тому

      Spectrum already have

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 років тому

      I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

    • @Kylesstuff
      @Kylesstuff 5 років тому

      After that can you like get me some internet?

    • @WLCB22
      @WLCB22 5 років тому

      Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

  • @inkdrink1345
    @inkdrink1345 5 місяців тому +9

    Missing the old squad

  • @boybiggs3940
    @boybiggs3940 4 роки тому +40

    *IS ANYONE GOING TO MENTION JUST HOW CLEAN THAT INTRO WAS THO???*

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 роки тому +1

      The fairy fountain theme is my favorite song in the legend of zelda

    • @sofiatrujillo621
      @sofiatrujillo621 3 роки тому

      What song is that

    • @Ian-qm1gz
      @Ian-qm1gz 3 роки тому

      @@sofiatrujillo621 the fairy fountain theme from the legend of zelda ocarina of time

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 років тому +205

    33:12 LITERALLY THE PEAK OF MY CAREER

  • @ttison5570
    @ttison5570 5 років тому +842

    jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 років тому +5

      I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

    • @coolbiker3320
      @coolbiker3320 5 років тому +3

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

  • @weave4247
    @weave4247 3 роки тому +22

    Can't wait for the next one

  • @santiago-jv6jr
    @santiago-jv6jr 3 роки тому +6

    man, i miss carson so much

  • @Traversky433
    @Traversky433 5 років тому +406

    This is honestly one of the best channels on UA-cam you guys aren't forcing anything it's just a bunch of guys having fun and it's so much fun to watch

    • @moenyunt3864
      @moenyunt3864 5 років тому

      The magic of Carson

    • @TheBearDen
      @TheBearDen 5 років тому +8

      You're laughing with them like you're really there!

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 5 років тому +1

      Its like youre with them telling Some Shitty jokes.....u can really Feel the Magic Of Carson

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 5 років тому

      PEE PEE

  • @ph013nichs5
    @ph013nichs5 4 роки тому +1259

    Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

  • @Osprey8010
    @Osprey8010 4 місяці тому +3

    10:42 i've been laughing at this bit for 4 years because when he screams after the the fireball it sounds like an angry dog being hit

  • @mr.salaxander8330
    @mr.salaxander8330 2 роки тому +10

    After I’ve gone back and watched literally all of his videos again, I’m reminded on how this man never ceases to make me laugh out loud and feel better, no matter what is going on in my life. His videos have got me through some tough times, and made my happy times even better. Thank you CallMeCarson, for your wonderful content and if you happen to be reading this, the true fans have no cares about the 17 year old girl who wanted clout and put you down for it. Please, come back and continue to make our days even just that little bit better.

    • @TheGamingBun
      @TheGamingBun 2 роки тому

      Gonna miss this man too many good memories

  • @puffydude5287
    @puffydude5287 5 років тому +466

    I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is..........
    He clearly likes it!

    • @obxternal
      @obxternal 5 років тому +11

      Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

    • @megans5566
      @megans5566 5 років тому +3

      ^

    • @ballastmcgee2314
      @ballastmcgee2314 5 років тому +2

      @@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

    • @bear2878
      @bear2878 5 років тому +1

      Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

    • @ThatPurpleOnYT
      @ThatPurpleOnYT 5 років тому

      What about the last 8 seconds?

  • @bakescake1254
    @bakescake1254 4 роки тому +512

    "How did you become the leader of your nation?"
    *"I SPLOOGE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!"*

    • @jaydenparker5576
      @jaydenparker5576 4 роки тому +12

      My wife left me cause I splooge too much

    • @skecherkid6411
      @skecherkid6411 4 роки тому +6

      Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

    • @mav01
      @mav01 4 роки тому +5

      -J. Stalin

  • @dinonuggyyyy
    @dinonuggyyyy 3 роки тому +12

    nah imma jus forget about what happened, he was still the best.

  • @Glukii
    @Glukii 4 роки тому +7

    56:00
    I like how they all got it at the same time

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +1499

    **adds up all your vid lengths**
    Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +6

      🤔

    • @snackgremlin5508
      @snackgremlin5508 5 років тому +15

      Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 років тому +7

      OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 років тому +5

      @that wolfman das ist not very cool

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 років тому +1

      Top 10 anime plot twists.

  • @salvalence1302
    @salvalence1302 4 роки тому +981

    “When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому

      bish wat da faq no u

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому

      bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому

      bish wat da faq too much energy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому

      bish wat da faq there you go perfect

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 4 роки тому

      bish wat da faq you speak!

  • @xd1002
    @xd1002 4 роки тому +11

    thank you carson for your amazing content. in every video i feel like i'm part of your group of friends and thanks to it you made me a little less lonley which i'm so grateful for that. i hope that everything in your life will work out for you. much love

  • @nitzel9909
    @nitzel9909 2 роки тому +7

    We will never see videos like this again

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 5 років тому +10486

    I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

  • @paysha3193
    @paysha3193 5 років тому +1254

    I love carson he so wholesome. Ive never seen someone have such a deep stomach laugh at everything. You can tell how sincere he was when he was talking about how this is his dream. I just wanted to say i absolutely love your content it gets me to tear (from laughing) everytime i watch one of your videos. Sorry for rambling, but i just wanting to say I appreciate you and everyone else!

    • @sacredstonesephriam5260
      @sacredstonesephriam5260 5 років тому +29

      “wholesome”

    • @ht_sheehan
      @ht_sheehan 5 років тому +42

      I think by that it, he just means how genuine he is

    • @jaxsonpoulos2263
      @jaxsonpoulos2263 5 років тому +6

      Best UA-camr I’ve ever found

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 5 років тому +6

      @@sacredstonesephriam5260 he is pretty wholesome compared to his friends, seeing how he's one of the only ones that doesn't smoke weed

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 5 років тому +3

      @@sircuffington the fuck does that have to do with like..
      anything

  • @cdoggo3352
    @cdoggo3352 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine rewatching this video on a long flight. Just to have your earphones disconnect at 16:33

  • @bendriscoll
    @bendriscoll 3 роки тому +12

    Im here to watch, even though what he did was wrong, but I still just want to laugh.

    • @guitarsoot784
      @guitarsoot784 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah same, ill always enjoy his content, even now.

    • @uv-al
      @uv-al 3 роки тому +1

      ​@@guitarsoot784 He didnt "sext" an underaged girl, that is just lies, traves and noah backstabbed him for clout, and there was really no basis as not only the gnome keemstar acknowledged they were allegations, but one of the people who was involved apologized for lying proving that it was most likely a played up joke or lie, i dont know where carson went, i think hes just hiding from the drama probably in a mental health panic.

    • @drakejefferson449
      @drakejefferson449 3 роки тому

      @@uv-al he isn't using his mental health is a victim card unlike mini Ladd dead he genuinely has problems and needs to get them sorted out

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 3 роки тому

      @@uv-al I agree but the girl admitting was a fake Twitter account