Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • Thank you so much for 1,000,000! This is the best of my videos from the last year. Hope you enjoy!
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
    Ted Nivison - goo.gl/xtnmVW
    WildSpartanz - goo.gl/5WX1dc
    RaccoonEggs - goo.gl/wpsY6f
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Intro: luvbird - parting words
    Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
    Best of CallMeCarson (1 mil special)

КОМЕНТАРІ •

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 5 років тому +19118

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

    • @BananaPoodle2
      @BananaPoodle2 5 років тому +240

      Mega Blaziken 64 thats exactly what it is

    • @ellagracefolden6803
      @ellagracefolden6803 5 років тому +59

      iTulppa Im8iimmimmkimmimmimmmikmmkm8mkmiikmmmkim8mm8mmkmimim’8mmkmm8mkm8iki’@
      o ,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,N😂m8mim8mim8mikmi8imkmikimkimkmikimkimkimkmikmikmiimmikimkmiikmiikmikkm8imimikikmiim8iimmk8mikimkimikimiikimmikimkimkmik

    • @smolbean1212
      @smolbean1212 5 років тому +86

      Speaking from experience

    • @colossalidiot
      @colossalidiot 5 років тому +17

      @@smolbean1212 yes

    • @benjaminpressley802
      @benjaminpressley802 5 років тому +8

      Mega Blaziken 64 I relate

  • @Fake-di4ex
    @Fake-di4ex 5 років тому +3782

    Carson’s wheeze is like when my vacuum gets stuck on the carpet.

  • @vasilee4629
    @vasilee4629 5 років тому +2343

    ok so i thought i watched this for 5 minutes but then i look at the time and ive been watching for 1 hour ok

    • @somestupidtwat.
      @somestupidtwat. 5 років тому +42

      I thought i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins and i looked at the time and i watched it for 1 hour and 20 mins

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 5 років тому +21

      @@somestupidtwat. thats kinda deep vro

    • @kenntonontrac186
      @kenntonontrac186 5 років тому

      Your pfp is from the snail girl video?

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 роки тому +1

      @@kenntonontrac186 yes

    • @vasilee4629
      @vasilee4629 4 роки тому +2

      @@kenntonontrac186 sorry for being 6 months late

  • @rhyspieces9159
    @rhyspieces9159 4 роки тому +6092

    We love carson, all my homies love carson

  • @cheezit2348
    @cheezit2348 5 років тому +11993

    man this carson guy is pretty funny, he should have a youtube channel

    • @mei2018
      @mei2018 5 років тому +43

      Ahahha giofilms

    • @1ksubsforpewdiepie580
      @1ksubsforpewdiepie580 5 років тому +180

      Yeah I would subscribe

    • @m.huseinaqilah1717
      @m.huseinaqilah1717 5 років тому +72

      BuT yOu'Re WaTcHiNg HiS cHaNnEl RiGhT nOw!!

    • @Ahmed77330
      @Ahmed77330 5 років тому +105

      @@m.huseinaqilah1717 Reverse woosh alert

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 5 років тому +7

      Sammy your so sensitive

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 5 років тому +1872

    This vid should be renamed to "Carson wheezing for 1 hour and 20 minutes"

    • @sarayang1695
      @sarayang1695 5 років тому +27

      "Carson & Co. Exuding Oxygen from Their Trachea while Making High Pitched , Short, Redundant Screeches for 80 Minutes and 7 Seconds"

    • @nutty_rickrolled_mikey
      @nutty_rickrolled_mikey 5 років тому +2

      Lol I agree 😂

    • @Cr1msoNGD
      @Cr1msoNGD 5 років тому

      His laugh could be a whole channel on its own

    • @Tzfocus
      @Tzfocus 5 років тому

      And 8 seconds

    • @ellla_candle
      @ellla_candle 5 років тому

      KAIsibs Does Gaming i didnt even realize it was 1 hour and 20 minutes

  • @ouzalu
    @ouzalu 5 років тому +1771

    Racc: He is just laughing at the guys name
    Also Racc: *wheezes at Le'4che*

    • @raweggs4925
      @raweggs4925 5 років тому +11

      Percival • LE’4CHE WAS FUNNY RACOON EGGS HAS GOOD HUMOR

    • @crunchiesjl
      @crunchiesjl 5 років тому +2

      Le'5che

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 5 років тому +2

      Le’6che

    • @emlily
      @emlily 5 років тому +2

      Le’8che

    • @ashishere771
      @ashishere771 5 років тому +1

      Le'9che

  • @idostuff5169
    @idostuff5169 4 роки тому +1856

    11:44 “Imagine your parents giving you a number in your name.”
    Elon: X Æ A-12

  • @aiden.real.
    @aiden.real. 5 років тому +1829

    The video should have ended with “thank you for watching Carson’s very cool montage”

    • @paranoul
      @paranoul 4 роки тому +3

      no it shouldn't of

    • @spiritedbot3051
      @spiritedbot3051 4 роки тому +19

      Lol I get the reference. @m.m.m.m ur a simp btw

    • @demonicflames1678
      @demonicflames1678 4 роки тому +1

      AwesomeDudes ok well he’s still a simp

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 років тому +2794

    btw I tried to make this more than just reposting old content by including unreleased footage, second channel videos, and videos from my friend's channels that you may not have seen before, so even if you've seen every video on my main channel there should still be some new stuff in here for you!
    EDIT: THE AUDIO CUTS AROUND 7:19 TO 7:29 SO JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION THERE

  • @coder22331
    @coder22331 5 років тому +1743

    7:20 CallMeCarson was struck so hard by the missile that the audio cut out

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 5 років тому +60

      Cody Roder ok good. So I’m not the only one

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 5 років тому +21

      Dogs Butthole

    • @ItsSunee
      @ItsSunee 5 років тому +8

      thank god i thought i was fucking crazy

    • @simulacra7885
      @simulacra7885 5 років тому +5

      damn depressor mk2s

    • @marisa810
      @marisa810 5 років тому +9

      i started talking out loud to make sure i hadnt just gone deaf

  • @xawrkyy
    @xawrkyy 4 роки тому +181

    i lost it at "MAN EATS A CHILD"

    • @GalaxyLandon
      @GalaxyLandon 4 роки тому +44

      The last comment before the allegations... i reward you with a like.

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 роки тому +1

      have you found it yet

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 3 роки тому

      @@GalaxyLandon thank u kind sir

    • @xawrkyy
      @xawrkyy 3 роки тому

      @@thechazzler8934 yessirrr

    • @FunnyLittleApe
      @FunnyLittleApe 9 місяців тому

      its the snack that smiles back :D

  • @bisaillonchloe
    @bisaillonchloe 5 років тому +5109

    I love Carson so much, he’s literally just the most carefree person ever. He just finds a way to make pretty much anything funny and even though I’m just watching him view images or videos, it’s the funniest and most fascinating thing on UA-cam. Keep it up Carson. And may you reach an even farther milestone.

    • @sugsy7077
      @sugsy7077 5 років тому +10

      Chloe The stupid that is why you are stooupid

    • @hisperityy
      @hisperityy 5 років тому +6

      ur moother is guieyyyy haha noob lol

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 років тому +23

      Same I am left beef gang 4our L1fe and also subscribe to pewdiepie

    • @mig3666
      @mig3666 5 років тому +7

      He doesn't smoke weed tho

    • @themelancholia
      @themelancholia 5 років тому +6

      @@sugsy7077 meanie

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 років тому +3239

    If carsons wheezing wasn't enough to make you drop dead laughing, literally anything racc says should have gotten you

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 5 років тому +10

      Jolt b b boi boi bibiviviviviiivvivivivivivivivivivi v vivid b b v vivivivvi v I’ve vi if I’ve iiiv I’ve big iiiiviivi civic I v iviv ii vivi ivivivi v if I rytried yytrtrreally yrtrtr ya trouble ya ryyrytpppppppp yppprtyrryrrrrye rtpppppyryyrryrypppryyrryry ryyryyyoppopopoppporryrytry torrrrrtrryytrrÿrtyrtherrtrtyrytÿprrrrrrrrtyryytypprrretry rtytryryr rn rr yryrrttrt ttrrye ry yytyryryrrÿryytryrtryrrrryyrrrrtyyytrtrrrrrrrryrtrrye yryryyttrrearr tyÿ to rrtrytrrrright rrrryrrrtyrry Ryan ttryrreally rtr to trtrtyrryrttttryryrtryrtryryrtrtrrrtrreallyrrtr tyyy rtyrrrttrye rrttyrrryrtrtrryrtrrrto tthe really rrrtryrryrrt tyryryrtrtrye rttrrryrtrris rrttyrrrreally true t r rn

    • @HarnCraftForever
      @HarnCraftForever 5 років тому

      Jolt pppppopppppppppp

    • @Roman-me5bi
      @Roman-me5bi 5 років тому +7

      404 Not Found stroke?

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 5 років тому +2

      You like wheezing? You should check out GeneralSam. The absolute king of the wheeze

    • @matt-gi4wu
      @matt-gi4wu 5 років тому +1

      Bro that was mad funny
      I’m literally wheezing rn

  • @mooshyy8139
    @mooshyy8139 5 років тому +4423

    "thanks for 1M"
    *2 months later*
    1.5M

  • @ilikethefedorahat3461
    @ilikethefedorahat3461 3 роки тому +197

    It truly was something special. A joyful journey filled with charismatic characters, hilarious bits, nostalgic moments all packed in the funniest way possible. I will never forget how impactful this channel was on my life, it actually helped me a lot in rough times, it changed my humor for the better (or for the worse), it made me realize how wonderful is to have friends. I cannot say I am happy on how it ended, I would have much preferred a bittersweet video to announce the ending of these many collaborations, than a series of backstabs and unpleasent news but at least we had the opportunity to watch this wonderful and always unpredictable show. I do know that now Carson has started streaming again and Schlatt, Charlie and Ted have a podcast, but everytime I watch them I feel something strange it's just not the same anymore. It feels like the entirety of youtube has changed after the allegations. Nothing feels as lighthearted and funny as before and I feel miserable about it. I hope something will change some day, but until then, I wish everyone a successful life.

    • @Toloposki
      @Toloposki 2 роки тому +17

      same for me man, sounds very cringe but this actually changed my life

    • @Landayne
      @Landayne 2 роки тому +6

      amazing comment. pretty much hit the nail on how i feel about this video.

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 5 років тому +2786

    14:23
    “Make your joke!”
    “This better be excellent.”
    Joke: *I-*

  • @stillloading1397
    @stillloading1397 5 років тому +9899

    I swear, you guys have found a way to be high without doing drugs.

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 5 років тому +326

      It's called life.

    • @Dr34mC4tch3r
      @Dr34mC4tch3r 5 років тому +45

      abeem 129 I actually wanna see that

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief 5 років тому +273

      Who said they're not on drugs?

    • @stillloading1397
      @stillloading1397 5 років тому +67

      @@sKadazhnief 😆😆 I stand corrected, they're (probably) high.

    • @TheAlvinStudios
      @TheAlvinStudios 5 років тому +40

      @@sKadazhnief raccooneggs on the misfits podcast

  • @theholynut8598
    @theholynut8598 5 років тому +3743

    53:42 "spell poor," C-A-R-S-O-N
    "... correct"

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 5 років тому +22

      ...how have I gotten 100 likes for just writing down a quote in the video? Not complaining but still...

    • @Only_Yours_
      @Only_Yours_ 5 років тому +25

      I understand nothing I come back to the discord spelling bee at like 4 in the morning sometimes, just for a good laugh

    • @theholynut8598
      @theholynut8598 5 років тому +1

      @@Only_Yours_ ...nito

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 5 років тому

      .

    • @Im_JoeCool
      @Im_JoeCool 5 років тому +7

      you put the timestamp wrong, but i still get it;
      not liking tho

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 4 роки тому +607

    pain. so much pain. i’m literally sobbing

    • @spacey4216
      @spacey4216 4 роки тому +22

      so am I, a month later

    • @Floop_123
      @Floop_123 4 роки тому +14

      So am i a week later

    • @Phibaltalt
      @Phibaltalt 3 роки тому +8

      So am I, 2 weeks later.

    • @benjaminlindl
      @benjaminlindl 3 роки тому +4

      So am I, 2 days later

    • @burner121
      @burner121 3 роки тому +36

      I wish “people” never used Twitter™️

  • @crawfishdig
    @crawfishdig 5 років тому +685

    "You don't like Jimmy, who works at the retail store with you?"
    *"Throw him into the astral realm."*

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 5 років тому +745

    "throw 'em into the astral realm" gets me every time

  • @kbena2103
    @kbena2103 5 років тому +6829

    *CallMeCarson*
    3 ads on a 2 hour video
    *Morgz*
    14 ads on a 14 minute video

    • @XoBanana
      @XoBanana 5 років тому +188

      Watches Morgz😭🔪😭🗡😭🔫
      Watches CallMeCarson 😂🤣😁

    • @guamish7593
      @guamish7593 5 років тому +45

      *gong noise*

    • @kyranbates6991
      @kyranbates6991 5 років тому +49

      not 2 hours but ok

    • @dani3lH
      @dani3lH 5 років тому +37

      Morgz is going 60 ads per hour

    • @kirthickkumarkk
      @kirthickkumarkk 5 років тому +7

      PAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sevayen6429
    @sevayen6429 3 роки тому +49

    Watching back on this intro with all the videos and his little speech makes me wanna cry

    • @galaxy224wolf9
      @galaxy224wolf9 3 роки тому +6

      Remember when everything was normal and there wasn't any drama 😄 good times😌😌... good times😔😔

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 років тому +542

    Damn, so this how a dad feels when he’s proud of his son.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +2

      Dadiel Dadbar

    • @ilikestars5480
      @ilikestars5480 5 років тому +2

      Walter

    • @narb4468
      @narb4468 5 років тому

      Justin y would would be proud of his son (your his son)

    • @oliverm967
      @oliverm967 5 років тому

      Daniel Sambar your in every comment section I’ve ever been on wtf and u always in the top 3 comments 🤣

    • @jaysb6564
      @jaysb6564 5 років тому +1

      Disappointed*

  • @zumi7728
    @zumi7728 4 роки тому +4451

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that intro like holy

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 роки тому +99

      Its the best intro i think ive ever seen

    • @haydenhenderlich9299
      @haydenhenderlich9299 4 роки тому +33

      What is the song tho

    • @jabini
      @jabini 4 роки тому +36

      @@haydenhenderlich9299 luvbird - parting words :> It was in the description

    • @edwardblake9203
      @edwardblake9203 4 роки тому +6

      no

    • @tomcmw
      @tomcmw 4 роки тому +6

      What software did he edit it with ?

  • @doctorcatster8751
    @doctorcatster8751 5 років тому +362

    "There is blood everywhere!"
    *"...Look at the way the cheese sort of-"*

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +108

    14:56 "My nose started bleeding the second I started eating it"
    "That's a sign"

  • @lmaoyz
    @lmaoyz 5 років тому +3486

    Carson: Thanks for 1M
    *7 months later*
    CallMeCarson: 2.13M
    edit: *grats cargskin*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 5 років тому +2

      2.14*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 5 років тому +1

      @@Swagster87 2.15*

    • @Dual_80
      @Dual_80 5 років тому

      2.16*

    • @Swagster87
      @Swagster87 5 років тому

      2.17*

    • @lmaoyz
      @lmaoyz 5 років тому +1

      Kaide McEnhill no you cannot repeat my message that is illegal

  • @sawyerspearman5297
    @sawyerspearman5297 5 років тому +592

    “he’s a husk”
    funniest shit for no reason

    • @TheAbysmalEye
      @TheAbysmalEye 4 роки тому +9

      i am

    • @doubleabattery8099
      @doubleabattery8099 4 роки тому +8

      @@TheAbysmalEye oh shit oh fuck
      He arrives

    • @cork5379
      @cork5379 4 роки тому +4

      "How did you feel today at PE?
      Happy
      *Hollow*
      or sad?"

  • @explosivebody1260
    @explosivebody1260 5 років тому +811

    May Le’4che be with you

  • @user-nf7hb5vd6k
    @user-nf7hb5vd6k 4 роки тому +146

    Jeez the intro really hits now...

  • @demdem4493
    @demdem4493 5 років тому +704

    9:04
    "are your parents still together?"
    "yes"
    "oh he didn't tell me that.."

  • @toh926
    @toh926 5 років тому +808

    7:19 cuts out while screaming
    7:29 fixes while saying dogs butthole

    • @CrustyBurgerz
      @CrustyBurgerz 5 років тому +16

      Priorities

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 5 років тому +26

      Oh, never knew Shane Dawson helped make the video too

    • @gojisoar
      @gojisoar 5 років тому +1

      B

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 років тому +2

      interesting observation young gentleman

    • @taylorlewis4105
      @taylorlewis4105 5 років тому +1

      I thought my phone was fucked, thank god im not the only one

  • @Memeolicious
    @Memeolicious 5 років тому +764

    At least he isn't 700k late to his 1 mil special.

  • @StraawberrySodaa
    @StraawberrySodaa 4 роки тому +148

    Good to know they act this way even if they're not recording 6:03

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 5 років тому +472

    Hey Carson, just wanted to tell you that you are the diamond to my diamond chestplate

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 5 років тому +9

      We are the diamonds to his pickaxe

    • @Xenshi.
      @Xenshi. 5 років тому +7

      he's the diamond to my diamond

    • @derekhenschel3191
      @derekhenschel3191 5 років тому +3

      So your saying there are 7 others you care more for

    • @defaultplay3r363
      @defaultplay3r363 5 років тому

      We are the diamonds to his sword

    • @dillonramos5071
      @dillonramos5071 5 років тому

      Deep bro………

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 років тому +948

    If Carson made a public Minecraft server where everyone could do anything they wanted...
    That’d be an epic gamer server

    • @Diego-ff4xs
      @Diego-ff4xs 5 років тому +14

      He did that on his second channel I'm pretty sure

    • @RiveryJerald
      @RiveryJerald 5 років тому +11

      That would be 2b2t anarchy 2.0

    • @umber6937
      @umber6937 5 років тому +10

      @@RiveryJerald 2b2t2

    • @blakemorrison6915
      @blakemorrison6915 5 років тому +17

      @@umber6937 2b2t2, where are you?

    • @th3r3alwaffl34
      @th3r3alwaffl34 5 років тому +1

      *HINT HINT*

  • @strayble
    @strayble 5 років тому +2793

    carson,
    finding your channel was a great experience. your laugh is contagious, your sense of humor is right up my alley, and you always manage to make anything and everything fun. itll sound cheesy, but you and your videos have gotten me through some tough times. thanks for everything, and, i mean it when i say this: never change. i love you.
    edit as of jan 7 2021:
    man.

  • @stamrowbitbud895
    @stamrowbitbud895 4 роки тому +30

    I keep rewatching this vid. It gives me the feeling I need. It's a very nostalgic feeling when times were a lot simpler. Carson used to be the only UA-camr that knew how to hit entertainment. (Okay maybe a bit exaggeration) but his life on UA-cam and Twitch was so wholesome. I fucking cried in the intro.

  • @cosmickoi4676
    @cosmickoi4676 5 років тому +556

    Hell yeah!! I love seeing channels where content creators are honestly just having fun and letting us viewers laugh along with them. Here’s to a million and hopefully a million more Carson!!

  • @ttison5570
    @ttison5570 5 років тому +840

    jokes aside i think about your channel a lot. it keeps me afloat

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 років тому +5

      I used to be addicted to helium it always made me high

    • @coolbiker3320
      @coolbiker3320 5 років тому +3

      🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @KustomiseT
      @KustomiseT 5 років тому +1

      @@adamkaban8507 This is a soul to be protected

  • @-0-___
    @-0-___ 5 років тому +882

    *How to wheeze for an hour and 20 minutes straight*

  • @TheGamingBun
    @TheGamingBun 3 роки тому +49

    Man got canceled harder than EDP and James Charles who actually messed with kids.

    • @comeonmang
      @comeonmang 2 роки тому +12

      For no fucking reason too. Twitter won’t leave him alone

    • @sydc0re
      @sydc0re Рік тому +1

      real

  • @topaz_talon
    @topaz_talon 5 років тому +2587

    Nobody:
    Still nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Carson: *It is I, Dasani Water Bottle*

    • @sandypannu123
      @sandypannu123 5 років тому +11

      I read this as it happened

    • @Dekinoz
      @Dekinoz 5 років тому +49

      *DRINK ME AND FEEL THE DRYNESS OF 1000 SUNS*

    • @James-fg2eo
      @James-fg2eo 5 років тому +1

      Lord Tachanka drink from me*

    • @CrystalTheErudite
      @CrystalTheErudite 5 років тому +9

      Then the Lord spoke upon to him,
      “It is I, Dasani Water Bottle. Drink from me and you will taste the dryness of a thousand suns; attack me if you dare!”

    • @blobisbored
      @blobisbored 5 років тому +3

      I quote that all the fucking time

  • @charleswang_
    @charleswang_ 5 років тому +892

    “Now I can make my joke.”
    “What is your joke? This better be excellent.”
    “I-“

    • @trutwhut6550
      @trutwhut6550 4 роки тому +10

      I want to hear the joke

    • @hydroelectriclyre2775
      @hydroelectriclyre2775 4 роки тому +4

      we never did hear the joke
      :(

    • @samm_4240
      @samm_4240 4 роки тому +6

      It’s good comedic timing, but I agree. Even if the joke was corny or bad, I still would’ve wanted to hear his friends reactions.

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for repeating the same thing he said 10/10 laffed omg I love comments that are the same

    • @charleswang_
      @charleswang_ 4 роки тому +2

      Tweeny Twinkies you’re welcome ;)

  • @gabbyddd
    @gabbyddd 5 років тому +253

    8:30 I love how legitimately concerned he sounds when says, “Why are you laughing at this?”

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 4 роки тому +314

    this hurts not even gonna lie. everything will be okay king

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому +1

      jessjwalton what happened?

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому

      Floofi UwU Chan I checked his Twitter and he has not said anything about this alleged cheating.

    • @HeyItzRosie
      @HeyItzRosie 4 роки тому +6

      Floofi UwU Chan Okay I’ve looked into the situation and now I understand what is happening. Thank you for informing me.

    • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
      @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +9

      Just over a month before his birthday, too. That sucks for the poor guy

    • @sammysabo
      @sammysabo 4 роки тому +1

      Floofi UwU Chan she cheated with multiple guys

  • @Viortide
    @Viortide 5 років тому +217

    This was a real bruh momment
    And he clearly likes it

  • @WestCoastKurt
    @WestCoastKurt 5 років тому +10466

    I've been super sick all week and this video made me throw up. Thanks

  • @Traversky433
    @Traversky433 5 років тому +407

    This is honestly one of the best channels on UA-cam you guys aren't forcing anything it's just a bunch of guys having fun and it's so much fun to watch

    • @moenyunt3864
      @moenyunt3864 5 років тому

      The magic of Carson

    • @TheBearDen
      @TheBearDen 5 років тому +8

      You're laughing with them like you're really there!

    • @talentlessasian330
      @talentlessasian330 5 років тому +1

      Its like youre with them telling Some Shitty jokes.....u can really Feel the Magic Of Carson

    • @windykar3705
      @windykar3705 5 років тому

      PEE PEE

  • @spook305
    @spook305 4 роки тому +54

    god just knowing i watched all these videos hurts it was such a journey and it ended too soon

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 5 років тому +949

    You better mention Minecraft, and bring back invading discord servers

    • @itsadryn9693
      @itsadryn9693 5 років тому +15

      Mr. KrustyKrust invading discord servers is my favorite

    • @lilppp
      @lilppp 5 років тому +4

      Yes!

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 років тому +8

      I hope there is jschlatt vs AntVenom in this video or i'm gonna be disappointed.

    • @KyokuiGhostASMR
      @KyokuiGhostASMR 5 років тому +1

      Carson, where IS my minecraft server?

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 років тому

      I reset the comment section and this somehow got all the way near the bottom.

  • @puffydude5287
    @puffydude5287 5 років тому +465

    I just sat through an hour and 20 minutes of carson and all I have to say is..........
    He clearly likes it!

    • @obxternal
      @obxternal 5 років тому +11

      Your comment was made 34 minutes ago when I'm typing this. The video was made/posted 57 minutes ago. So how can you have already watched it

    • @megans5566
      @megans5566 5 років тому +3

      ^

    • @ballastmcgee2314
      @ballastmcgee2314 5 років тому +2

      @@obxternal by watching at a higher speed

    • @bear2878
      @bear2878 5 років тому +1

      Xternal Boyo He clearly likes it!

    • @puffydude5287
      @puffydude5287 5 років тому +1

      Xternal Boyo the video was posted 3 hours ago my comment was an hour and a half ago

  • @Polar333Bear
    @Polar333Bear 5 років тому +568

    16:39 I finally realized why he looked so familiar. I went to school with him for like seven years.

    • @snowytoshio3554
      @snowytoshio3554 5 років тому +5

      Omg

    • @mnemonic_atomic
      @mnemonic_atomic 5 років тому +69

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

    • @mahi-um2bo
      @mahi-um2bo 5 років тому +34

      Get in contact.
      *_N O W_*

    • @moved4028
      @moved4028 5 років тому +7

      Polar333Bear wait what was he like- was he the weird kid or what

    • @samfairbanks3692
      @samfairbanks3692 4 роки тому +3

      Polar333Bear
      what was he like in school?

  • @olivercaramello1618
    @olivercaramello1618 4 роки тому +894

    nobody:
    Carson: gets 10mil views on a 1mil special

  • @dogboyonline
    @dogboyonline 5 років тому +263

    “i cannot express how joyful i am that i have hit 1 million subs”
    In the most monotone voice

  • @paysha3193
    @paysha3193 5 років тому +1251

    I love carson he so wholesome. Ive never seen someone have such a deep stomach laugh at everything. You can tell how sincere he was when he was talking about how this is his dream. I just wanted to say i absolutely love your content it gets me to tear (from laughing) everytime i watch one of your videos. Sorry for rambling, but i just wanting to say I appreciate you and everyone else!

    • @sacredstonesephriam5260
      @sacredstonesephriam5260 5 років тому +29

      “wholesome”

    • @ht_sheehan
      @ht_sheehan 5 років тому +42

      I think by that it, he just means how genuine he is

    • @jaxsonpoulos2263
      @jaxsonpoulos2263 5 років тому +6

      Best UA-camr I’ve ever found

    • @sircuffington
      @sircuffington 5 років тому +6

      @@sacredstonesephriam5260 he is pretty wholesome compared to his friends, seeing how he's one of the only ones that doesn't smoke weed

    • @donmoccachino3867
      @donmoccachino3867 5 років тому +3

      @@sircuffington the fuck does that have to do with like..
      anything

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 5 років тому +205

    33:12 LITERALLY THE PEAK OF MY CAREER

  • @godlyhax4172
    @godlyhax4172 Рік тому +86

    Going through the past hurts

    • @foozgame1060
      @foozgame1060 Рік тому +2

      Reminds me of simpler times

    • @Cemeterygirll
      @Cemeterygirll 10 місяців тому +5

      Crazy how all his friends dipped for a 2 year age gap lmao

    • @ZAZUL11111
      @ZAZUL11111 8 місяців тому

      @@Cemeterygirllit wasn’t the age gap that was the problem

    • @feffernuse
      @feffernuse 8 місяців тому

      @@ZAZUL11111what the fuck even was the problem

    • @s1r6969
      @s1r6969 8 місяців тому +1

      @@feffernuse He was being a shithead, using his fame to try and get nudes from girls online even though he was told once already to stop doing it.
      He seems to have moved away from being a creepy fuckhead so whatever but I can understand that they all dipped.

  • @G1ngerGiant
    @G1ngerGiant 5 років тому +228

    -Best of CallMeCarson-
    *80 Minutes of Carson Wheezing*

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 років тому

      ThaGingerGiant gimme a minute

    • @robbierotten1309
      @robbierotten1309 5 років тому +1

      Next time add dash’s to the sides of the words you want crossed out, like this lol
      -......- or -_____-
      Like
      -CallMeCarson- Discord Pewdiepie

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 років тому

      Robbie Rotten gimme a minute

    • @kitkatsartsuwu8398
      @kitkatsartsuwu8398 5 років тому

      Just 80?

    • @tv_tar5006
      @tv_tar5006 5 років тому

      kitkat de kitten gimme a minute

  • @zank5840
    @zank5840 5 років тому +350

    "Stop rubbing your hands you friction goblin"

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 років тому +1

      Whats the time stamp?

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 років тому +2

      @@ajsucks5461 lol I genuinely forgot it's closer to the end

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 років тому +2

      @@zank5840 lol thanks at least I know where to start

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 5 років тому +2

      @@ajsucks5461 found it it's 1:08:16

    • @ajsucks5461
      @ajsucks5461 5 років тому +1

      @@zank5840 thank you

  • @perioax6506
    @perioax6506 5 років тому +316

    You already know ima bout to watch this in study hall tomorrow

    • @jacobvandertoorn4605
      @jacobvandertoorn4605 5 років тому

      Spectrum already have

    • @V4Short
      @V4Short 5 років тому

      I'm watching this during my theater class rn lol

    • @Kylesstuff
      @Kylesstuff 5 років тому

      After that can you like get me some internet?

    • @WLCB22
      @WLCB22 5 років тому

      Why don't you watch it now and skip study hall?

  • @benpoole2350
    @benpoole2350 4 роки тому +157

    Soon we’re gonna have to congratulate him on hitting a million... again

    • @ILikeBirds
      @ILikeBirds 4 роки тому +1

      Hopefully not

    • @cbros5977
      @cbros5977 3 роки тому

      I dont think hes coming back

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 3 роки тому +4

      his sub count went up surprisingly

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 3 роки тому +3

      @@josephkony3993 Not just sub count, but views went up too. Incredible 25% of regular view stats for 2 channels that had a drama and arent active because of it 5 for months

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 3 роки тому +3

      @@hohladych because people realized that he was bashed so harshly for something that was taken out of major context

  • @ph013nichs5
    @ph013nichs5 5 років тому +1257

    Instead of looking for “weather noise” for 10 minutes, the sound u were looking for was the emergency alert system.

  • @rachellol7418
    @rachellol7418 5 років тому +2360

    the best thing to ever exist
    fnaf?
    more like:
    Fucker
    Never
    Ate
    Flakes

    • @dylwilsports3118
      @dylwilsports3118 5 років тому +17

      Rachel Murray that part played as soon as I saw this comment

    • @JamesKandler
      @JamesKandler 5 років тому +6

      No one click like on this comment.
      it is already N I C E

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 5 років тому +2

      W

    • @Z3RO5286
      @Z3RO5286 5 років тому +3

      Doug Walker is the scariest FNAF Character.

    • @jojosuspect1024
      @jojosuspect1024 5 років тому +1

      Shroud

  • @wizardlizard6496
    @wizardlizard6496 5 років тому +126

    Thank you for having the most contagious laugh I've ever heard.
    Now I need a doctor.

    • @lordmoo3598
      @lordmoo3598 5 років тому

      Hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahshshahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 років тому

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @Mister_Quartz1
    @Mister_Quartz1 4 роки тому +17

    FUCKKKKKKKKKK I CANT MAN IT HURTS THE INTRO AND TGE DRAMA MAKES ME WANT TO CRY

  • @HenryTheMan
    @HenryTheMan 5 років тому +574

    "i wanna slap a baby and have it make a... noise" -CallMeCarson 2019

  • @bakescake1254
    @bakescake1254 4 роки тому +511

    "How did you become the leader of your nation?"
    *"I SPLOOGE ON EVERYBODY ELSE!"*

    • @jaydenparker5576
      @jaydenparker5576 4 роки тому +12

      My wife left me cause I splooge too much

    • @skecherkid6411
      @skecherkid6411 4 роки тому +6

      Jayden Parker I splooge on their families

    • @mav01
      @mav01 4 роки тому +5

      -J. Stalin

  • @zygis1819
    @zygis1819 5 років тому +85

    0:36 When you have depression but you also hit a huge milestone

  • @LotusExigeS
    @LotusExigeS 4 роки тому +55

    watching this makes me miss carson a lot. i hope hes doing better

  • @Shadowskale
    @Shadowskale 5 років тому +218

    There's a cut in the audio at 7:18 and then it comes back when someone is saying "Dogs butthole."
    Yup.

  • @triplectwc
    @triplectwc 5 років тому +154

    2:54 cereal when no milk

    • @jjboomerang7263
      @jjboomerang7263 5 років тому +13

      42:40 cereal when have milk

    • @Lumix_Corrupt
      @Lumix_Corrupt 5 років тому +5

      Jjboomerang *have's

    • @WeeWooWaah
      @WeeWooWaah 5 років тому

      Its like a jojo episode with king crimson dude
      Edit: grammar

  • @nvllify00
    @nvllify00 5 років тому +1478

    [39:34]
    Do you have any AA batteries?
    i have a d a u g h t e r

    • @bosssssss
      @bosssssss 5 років тому +5

      W

    • @Noliverity
      @Noliverity 5 років тому +3

      I like how this comment has 300+ likes but only a few comments

    • @nvllify00
      @nvllify00 5 років тому +8

      Zach Icteronit that also confuses me.

    • @ilikegoblo4665
      @ilikegoblo4665 5 років тому +9

      Zach Icteronit there’s not really much to reply about to a comment that literally copy’s a joke from the video just to gain likes

    • @mnemonic_atomic
      @mnemonic_atomic 5 років тому +4

      *I H A V E A B O M B*

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh 4 роки тому +77

    Jesus didn't die for something like this to happen to Carson

  • @notandum
    @notandum 5 років тому +268

    Bro why that intro got me leaking gamer fluid from my eyes??

    • @999togetin2
      @999togetin2 5 років тому +1

      I'm crying Gfuel out of my eyes

    • @quancena5772
      @quancena5772 5 років тому +2

      Im crying daddy fluid from my peepee

  • @Luis-fl3kz
    @Luis-fl3kz 4 роки тому +6374

    Sigh, legit he was the last person on Earth who deserved what katerino did to him
    Edit: LMAO the irony

    • @monetization637
      @monetization637 4 роки тому +34

      Luís the subs or the kat thing

    • @vicky5901
      @vicky5901 4 роки тому +128

      @@monetization637 prolly kat

    • @genaralapple4908
      @genaralapple4908 4 роки тому +13

      Deserved what?

    • @vicky5901
      @vicky5901 4 роки тому +77

      @@genaralapple4908 he got *renacted* on by *badguyf--* and *kat--ino*

    • @theburger3936
      @theburger3936 4 роки тому +59

      yeah and it was at the worst time for him

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 років тому +205

    So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of 4 million subscribers.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому

      Lol yes

    • @voyager2135
      @voyager2135 5 років тому +2

      Or one hundredth of a 100 million.

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 років тому

      How to properly clean your metal computer leveled up!
      *How to properly clean your mental computer.*

  • @youtubian200
    @youtubian200 3 роки тому +15

    IM SICK OF REWATCHING OLD VIDEOS I WANT CALLMECARSON BACK MAN

  • @salvalence1302
    @salvalence1302 5 років тому +977

    “When I hit 100 k I cried, but when I hit 1 mil I came”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому

      bish wat da faq no u

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому

      bish wat da faq that’s the spirit

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому

      bish wat da faq too much energy

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому

      bish wat da faq there you go perfect

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому

      bish wat da faq you speak!

  • @aidann2521
    @aidann2521 5 років тому +383

    Hey, I would just like to congratulate you on your huge land mark. You have helped so many people, including me, through tough times, and made so many people laugh and have fun. Once a again, love
    you.

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +2

      Ur mom gay lol

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому

      @@cheekyrickydicky It was a joke. He posts something nice and then I just post something stupid.

    • @sxction
      @sxction 5 років тому

      @@MoronBoshi his mom giey fhdhfbxhehxjsuus

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому

      @@sxction Hah mucho yes

    • @hisperityy
      @hisperityy 5 років тому

      Antonydabossman gaymer grill?!??!!?!!!?!?!!?!??!!!?!?!?!!!?! btw his moother guieyyyy

  • @mendozian5325
    @mendozian5325 5 років тому +294

    At least you uploaded your 1 mil faster than raccooneggs

  • @sambryant3428
    @sambryant3428 Рік тому +7

    this guy is so cool. He will never do anything that causes controversy and a long break from appearing on the internet.

  • @webzter2661
    @webzter2661 5 років тому +1773

    Tell us, how awkward is it when the calls end? After such humorous events suddenly coming to an end, how does the eternal silence feel?
    Edit: guys I'm mentally okay. It's just that the silence after such a fun time with friends can be awkward

    • @Wlkmf-hx3po
      @Wlkmf-hx3po 5 років тому +169

      T H E Y N E V E R E N D

    • @morgan0__o
      @morgan0__o 5 років тому +112

      *hollow*

    • @patrickahearn669
      @patrickahearn669 5 років тому +18

      We’re you good when you wrote this

    • @webzter2661
      @webzter2661 5 років тому +27

      I literally wrote this just because. I was completely fine that day.

    • @Angrygamingmidget
      @Angrygamingmidget 4 роки тому +9

      I just masterbate

  • @彼の目を盗む
    @彼の目を盗む 5 років тому +159

    This whole video took up my entire class lmao

  • @garf5484
    @garf5484 5 років тому +1225

    "I want to slap the baby"
    -Cargskin ,2018

    • @heehoooo
      @heehoooo 5 років тому +19

      "Cargskin" Is my favorite part of this comment.

    • @thomaspitt7181
      @thomaspitt7181 5 років тому

      Wasn't it carkskin....it doesn't really matter

    • @kxnglee
      @kxnglee 5 років тому +4

      how you gonna name yourself "You're average Rem fan" but say "You're" instead of *Your* and also your profile pic as Zero Two?
      **TRIGGERED**

    • @Kafyuzu
      @Kafyuzu 5 років тому +1

      Ah yes, cargskin

    • @Kafyuzu
      @Kafyuzu 5 років тому +1

      Also Rem

  • @SIKO_STEZ
    @SIKO_STEZ 4 роки тому +145

    Wow! This guy sure is funny! I hope nothing bad happens in the future!

    • @pearuzu
      @pearuzu 4 роки тому +5

      i agree!!

    • @Kreep305
      @Kreep305 3 роки тому +1

      ._.

    • @Diabeetus.
      @Diabeetus. 3 роки тому

      this didn’t age well

    • @teresarodriguez3661
      @teresarodriguez3661 3 роки тому

      Uhhhhhh-

    • @riz6875
      @riz6875 3 роки тому

      @@Diabeetus. This was said after everything happened it’s literally a joke

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 5 років тому +273

    *CallMeCarson's Videos are like a drug, I just can't get enough.*
    Edit: btw Carson keeps me alive

    • @actualTroopa
      @actualTroopa 5 років тому +1

      As not a doctor, make sure u liked the video.

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 5 років тому +1

      @@actualTroopa will do, doc.

    • @soysoya9604
      @soysoya9604 5 років тому

      As a thicc man I agree

  • @aidanditto1075
    @aidanditto1075 5 років тому +252

    I can't even describe how proud I am tbh. I've watching you for a pretty long time now and I'd like to say you are one of the greatest content creators out there. Not only has your UA-cam channel got some bomb ass content but you're streams are so much fun to tune into. Thank you for the content and here's to many years to come.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +1498

    **adds up all your vid lengths**
    Wait a minute, this isn’t all of every video you’ve made!

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому +6

      🤔

    • @snackgremlin5508
      @snackgremlin5508 5 років тому +15

      Bamboozled again boys👌👌😂

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 років тому +7

      OOOHH i get it all he's vids are the best (that took me a good minute to find out)

    • @thomastut_
      @thomastut_ 5 років тому +5

      @that wolfman das ist not very cool

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 5 років тому +1

      Top 10 anime plot twists.

  • @nghtmur
    @nghtmur 3 роки тому +9

    42:42 laughed so hard at this part I peed myself from the terror of his rampage and from how hilarious it is

  • @naivedhyapatel9303
    @naivedhyapatel9303 5 років тому +200

    congratulations bro..for reaching 1 mil..

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому

      69th like nice

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 років тому

      A MONSTER LIKED IT AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @BallisticBall
    @BallisticBall 5 років тому +1106

    Carson is probably the only channel I think I would watch an 80-minute video from. let alone of clips I have seen before.
    Can I get an amen for our man Carson?
    Edit: Happy to have a top comment on such a great fucking video, thanks.

    • @CosmicFyre
      @CosmicFyre 5 років тому +3

      Ballistic Ball Amen

    • @Marsh-kl9bv
      @Marsh-kl9bv 5 років тому

      A menenenemene

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 5 років тому +1

      Awoman. So I’m not called a sexist.

    • @BallisticBall
      @BallisticBall 5 років тому

      @@bounty8438 What'd you reference there reference man?

    • @bounty8438
      @bounty8438 5 років тому

      *poleticks*

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 років тому +313

    Thank you so much for the laughs nerd! You are extremely hilarious and I love your discord videos way too much especially the cursed ones!

    • @CryoToast
      @CryoToast 5 років тому +3

      So all of them

  • @Midnight-ali
    @Midnight-ali 4 роки тому +139

    I REALLY cannot wait for the next compilation he makes.

    • @7.62flavorsoffreedom2
      @7.62flavorsoffreedom2 4 роки тому +8

      I cant wait for.the next anything

    • @kobecreates8044
      @kobecreates8044 4 роки тому +2

      He made another one

    • @floringheorghe2022
      @floringheorghe2022 4 роки тому +4

      Me too, it would be a damn shame if something were to happen to him before he makes another compilation

    • @burrito3372
      @burrito3372 3 роки тому

      @Florin Gheorghe i agree that would be a shame

    • @Gr8day
      @Gr8day 3 роки тому +1

      @@burrito3372 I genuinely him to make a comp, I miss him.

  • @cornelius7043
    @cornelius7043 5 років тому +1038

    I remembered when you had 80k.
    Also only true Carson fans remember this
    "he clearly likes it"

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 5 років тому +330

    You're aren't't
    (actually epic backflip)
    Congrats lad.

    • @perlex9791
      @perlex9791 5 років тому +3

      N'o y'ou'r'e' ar'e'n't'

    • @degenera7039
      @degenera7039 5 років тому +1

      'T't't't't't't't't't't'

  • @kotto9886
    @kotto9886 5 років тому +155

    This is carson's first video over 15 min on this channel, wow

    • @talesofyoyo
      @talesofyoyo 5 років тому +4

      holy shit you like red pandas too? hell yeah man.

    • @LorenzosGalaxy
      @LorenzosGalaxy 5 років тому +1

      Same left beef gang for life and subscribe to pewdiepie

  • @KodieTheAussieBrony94
    @KodieTheAussieBrony94 4 роки тому +17

    15:16 "Those crabs scare me"
    "No, that's a black dude"