The New Map of America
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2019
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♦ People in the video ♦
Ted - / tednivison
Jawsh - / jawshvevo
Traves - / traves
Hugbox - / hugbox
Mason - / undrscrmason
Fitz - / fitz
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Music -
Intro: ibrahim - land of petals / land-of-petals
Outro: hier - confess / confess
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The New Map of America - Розваги
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IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT
CallMeCarson love me please
If this is blue you love Carson
👇 (I am gifting my next 100 subscribers)
69.
bruh
E
I love that Ted was constantly calling out Travis's insanity, but then goes and pulls out *B I G L I O N*
*B I G L I O N*
Big lion
BIG LION
Yair Witty big lion god
I think Traves temporarily corrupted Ted
I just imagine everytime he starts up his computer. He whispers *oh shit its big lion*
that's what i do
Oh fuck... Oh shit... Big Lion...
...he’s so powerful...
Big Lion, the antithesis to the Merciless Sun God.
and then he prays
He traumatized
Every once and a while I end up back here
same
same
same
same
Same.
The noise Ted makes when he made the box around the man was so inspiring
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO abugadazuzugaduhshugaduhdaga
He has been trapped.
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
AAOOOOOOOOOOO ABUGADUHWADUHBUHBUDUHBUDUHBEDEEP
AUOUUOOOOO
I love how travis is a sleep-deprived intern adding everything that appears in his head and teds a 6 year old describing his fanfiction to his friends
That's honestly the perfect way to describe it
Lig Bion
Also Ted: *ah fuc*
he's a six year old but also kind of a crack head
They leave him alone for like 2 seconds then all hell breaks loose
traves: chaotic good
carson: chaotic neutral
ted: chaotic evil
jawsh: true neutral
Travis: "Grilled Cheeese"
Ted: BIG LION,OH FUCK
Carson: SwISS vIrGInIA
Jawsh: I'm losing brain cells...
nah ted is lawful evil. he doesn’t condone Big Lion, he is simply the messenger
chaotic evil? more like big lion
Big: Lion
hotel: trivago
I’d pay an unfathomable amount of money to watch this video for the first time again
Same
Bro thats straight up how I feel with so much content on this site.
I fucking wish I could see all of Snapcube’s fandubs for the first time again, along with all of Carson’s videos and msbreezy’s videos.
@@bennie1079Dude, me too, lmao
@@bennie1079real
I love how everybody treats Travis like a child, “he’s made a face”. It’s so cute and I luv it so much
traves*
@@Graggleee t rav, es
@@josephkony3993 trvavas seves
@@raspyrigged3073 tracfekes
@@josephkony3993 traehushhelpmeAAAAAAAAAAAA
Traves' map: Chaotic Good
Jawsh's map: Chaotic Neutral
Ted's map: Chaotic Evil
*BIG LION*
Thats why i love ted
B I G L I O N
Ted is just chaotic evil
@@cya625 You expected Mum But is was me
*DIO*
The reason Traves is my favorite is because he sounds and has an imagination of a depressed 5 year old
DapperRaccoon same here
His voice and thinking is perfect
Who's smokes his father's weed 😂
同样在这里
Facts
*50,000 people used to live here,now it‘s a ghost town*
big lion
@@reptul7746 big lion
@@cristiang.7160 big lion
@@sluggogrenade1673 big lion
B I G L I O N
travis: four-dimensional thinking
ted: epic improv skills
All Ted was asked was to create a map of America, not create a whole other religion
But he's too powerful
BIG LION
We could make a religion out of these!
Big lion vs lord peanut the 173rd
Big lion
Traves: Wholesome area
Ted: Hell
Jawsh: Food and Jerry Seinfeld
Jawsh: U, S, A, Texas, and Rode Island. Also washington
@Camyboy 10833 Ide So powerful.
"There are 3 types of people"
I like Traves world since it's like a child was making it and Ted because just hell
Limbo, hell and heaven
I still wholeheartedly believe this is the best Carson video
Fr tho best UA-cam vid of all time
funniest gta v video ever
I gotta say, even all these years later, Ted's rendition of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe is top-notch.
"sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
*"EOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
15:27
a go gdoo jrooo blor gjdjooo goo djggooo jgooo dbgoo
I lost it there and then
TheDarkArtist I think it was literally a soundboard
Duke Nuke'em Yes I did that my brain broke
i was cackling
"Is he bleeding?"
"No, he's IMMINENT"
Matthew mcCollum wood fired pizza probably won’t be back like, ever. They never get made again after the first drop
Mathew Just buy a resale on eBay
*_*Actively dripping with blood and entrails*_*
"Oh. Don't worry, *it isn't his.* "
@@muffin4641 they can, but won't, because of arbitrary business practices.
no fucking way I read this right as he said it lmao, that's gotta be like a 1/10000 thing.
Im gonna have to come back to this video everyday from now on just to remember how great his content was
This is my comfort video, i still like him and what he did wasnt even that huge of a problem its just twitter spreading drama
And big lion
@@hotpikachusex Same for me, along with the salad. It always makes me feel better no matter what. Even if it turns out Carson was truly a monster, it'll always remain in my heart
@@royalblanket what he did wasn’t even that bad. He was 19, she was 17, and chose to tell TWITTER of all places when she was overage and knew Carson was in a bad mental state. Obviously he made a mistake, but he was 19, he was a teenager who made a stupid mistake. It’s just the same people who call Carson a “monster” are the same ones who were okay with Mini Ladd returning to YT with no consequences.
honestly Carson is working towards making things better without forcing forgiveness, I think he's doing really well so far and although he messed up in the past, he's really trying to do better in the present and become a better person.
Even though some of us struggle to come back or struggle trust him again, but the memories of these will likely always stay with us for a long time. this is the first time in months I came back to Carson's videos, and honestly it's worth it to me.
In the span of 6 minutes, “Big Lion” was said 23 times
Rookie numbers
Travis sounds so happy as he literally murders his friends brain cells.
1000th like buddy
S O U T H A M E R I C A
Everybody gangsta till big lion takes up half your country
CLINTCAPELA MVP only half??
This comment
This comment right here
Is what killed me
I really like this comment but your at 969 so I can't like it
Please subscribe my channel please subscribe please please
This is a time of Gods, fuckboy
2 years later and i still say "swiss virginia" with them.
You mean 1 year ago?
I will never get tired of “South America!”
Her : “I’m into guys that are creative”
Travis :
"The United States is taking pickles out of the pickle jar" is the best out of context phrase for any situation
@@cwp2175 it's a time honored tradition.
@@cwp2175
It's exactly as strange out of context as it is in context
k
He needs the clover for his crocodile
It astonishes me how Ted has to concentrate on being weird, but Traves just kinda does it by default without any prompting.
Ted was a lot funnier though, if you ask me. Travis was just kinda random so after a while it wasn't very funny anymore while Ted's America really escalated into a nuclear opression
Majesthijmen II big lion got cringey
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theyre both hilarious in their own way but Ted takes the cake here
@@The_Jackpurgis ææ
Hearing Carson say "I've messaged you for your address" is the most unsettling thing I've ever heard.
Even more unsettling now
Oof
@@broisyougobbling honestly not really even with the stuff he’s done it’s not terrible at least compared
The worshppers of big lion still return to this sacred place.
Traves' parts are literally a child explaining his masterpiece to it's parents.
It’s like trying to explain your minecraft world to your parents
I love the use of ‘it’s’
Thanks for the check up.
Travis makes this video so wholesome
Its traves
"I don't think that's the Swiss flag"
"It is"
"It is"
"That's a medpack"
*traves is honestly great*
@@spyro2869 so true
I live in Switzerland
@@Malkyi you mean medpack
Facade Underground oh yeah forgot it
3:35 well well.
I sincerely thought I was mature until I started crying and laughing at a low res photo of a lion while an adult man whispered "Big Lion"
Taylor Nguyen laugh?!? How could you laugh at such a treacherous creature?!? ITS FUCKING BIG LION
Taylor Nguyen Holy shit...................
@@QuinTheBored big lion
i woke up the 8 other people in my house and they came to my room, pissed at why im maniacally laughing at 3 AM and all i show them is a fucking low res picture of a fucking lion.
Oh no..... Not him........ Not big Lion....
*Confused Pheb Noises*
They left Ted alone for 5 minutes, and big lion destroyed the whole country
@Justas Butcher_1220930 shut
They should just make him spell there
L
Here’s the thing though if you leave Schlatt alone for 5 minutes he will start world war 3. Which ones worse
NO BIG LION IS TO F-ING POWERFUL!
Teds people look like that one meme where it was like “How were you doing in P. E. today?” “Hollow.”
6:08 *Carson criticizes the way Travis writes his "a"s. Has his closed captions for the video with that font*
“I’m going to Washington”
“Oh cool which state?”
“U”
“Oh. Which Washington?”
The More Perfect Union is honestly hilarious, and it's a shame it's so overshadowed by the big lion one
South Washington
Well
U, S, A, Texas, and Rhode Island
the true 5 states
i swear ted just made up a religion while drawing america
Wer Jobs B I G L I O N
Imagine how many people are gonna make stories about big lion and his history
You could make a religion out of this
yasine phunix boi imagine how many memes now.. BIG LION will decide your fate
its fucking big lion...
Travis's laugh has the power to make anything funny
wish i still found these as funny as i used to
i still do tbh
I hate Traves now
@@funny250wall why? Did he do something wrong?
@@saultfry501 told Keemstar of all people about Carson talking to underage girls, I would be fine with it if it was anyone other then Keemstar
@@funny250wall Oh it was him that did that? Damn, that really sucks
*B I G L I O N* has officially been accepted as a real religion
mkango waukulu wavomerezedwa mwapadera kuti ndi chipembedzo choona
Big lionian
@@Cytise91 he is speaking the language of gods
@@Cytise91 the language of the African Gods
noil gib eeeeeeeeeeer kcuf pleh em esaelp
ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS AND IM STILL LAUGHING OVER BIG LION
Nightmree op is literally so disrespectful it’s not funny.
qracie if you disrespect big lion one more fucking time the all knowing one big lion will destroy you and any other person you cherish you heathen
@@santacruzado r/technicallythetruth
It's cause he's too fucking powerful
samee
15:27 i hate that this is my sense of hunor but i can't stop laughing
15:37 BRO HAHAHA
This video reminds me of simpler times 😢
I swear nobody at UA-cam HQ actually watched this before they put it on trending. They just looked at the thumbnail and went "Oh it's some guys making fake maps, that's probably fun" but in reality all they did was expose Big Lion to the masses and now have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
Didn't expect to see bread in the wild
lol you realize nobody at YT manually looks at the thousands of videos being uploaded everyday to decide what goes on trending? They use an automated algorithm but I have my suspicions they also put sponsored videos on the trending tab.
Dit In Susan said in the support creators interview that a algorithm gathers the videos but people hand select what goes onto trending
I mean its fucking big lion! Hes too powerful, he put himself on trending
Every channel has a unique view and like goal that has to be hit to go on the trending tab
"Take us through your creative process"
Traves: "Grilled cheese"
"What is going on"
Traves: "4ore"
His 4ore looks like fuckin vore
Masterzoroark 666
N o
@@Mel0nCake404 you saw it and it will forever hunt your dreams
@@masterzoroark6664
S t o p
I don't want flashbacks
L'4che
3:42 oh boy, the irony.
I miss the old days…
"Ted, we need you to redraw the USA."
"Okay, Imma create a new religion."
"What?"
*_"B I G L I O N"_*
Mettaton Ex don’t forget Pheb
@@wyattheying7053 Pheb has fallen from grace. Was revealed to be a false prophet. All because of *_B I G L I O N_*
Mettaton Ex our god is named 4ore
Mettaton Ex *ALL PRAISE GO TO BIG LION*
“How do you make a 4 leaf clover”
“Why”
“I’m putting it on my alligator”
That part killed me😂😂😂
69th like
666th like
He's so innocent i love him
Paige Cain agreed
Proceeds to make a *FIVE* leaf clover
I am so powerful
Oh fuck
holy shit
3 years, yet still i come here once in a while to see big lions story
Hey ted draw the USA
Creates entirely new apocalyptic religion.
Nice profile pic
what are you talking about it’s identical to america
floopygoober YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE
ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ BIG ˡᶦᵒⁿ
They nuked fucking Pheb
What if you wanted to go to heaven
But Big Lion said
*B I G L I O N*
And then he yeet a Nuke over pheb
Pheb didn’t stand a fucking chance against B I G L I O N
one last time.
we all know that we're going to be back in a few months
3:37 oh boy here we go
OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY INCLUDE THAT
@@janeisnotokay3284 I know. he was already doing the sexting at the time, but he still had the fucking audacity to put this in a video. actually kinda sickening.
@@gamgam7979 it seriously is. its like getting caught was part of his fantasy
Guys. It was literally just a joke about how everyone wanted a youtooz. It's pretty easy to understand that "hehe joke funny" is the only reason it was in the video.
@@beeftastesliketoenails94 yeah. These guys are overthinking this
I love how my humor is a guy drawing two yellow lines at a stick figure from a stock photo of a lion's eyes and then encasing him in a yellow box.
This is the peak of comedy.
Ted would make a banger cartoon
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...
SHEEEEeeeEeEEeeEEeeEEEEeEeE
Dont you disrespect Big Lion like that! He will consume your soul!
@@omeganave7425 AÜÜÜÜ!!!
I can’t even imagine how schlatt would’ve made the United States
truly wouldve been chaotic madness also
Would be full of big horny men, schlatt coins, and stal in one of the corners burning.
c a p i t a l i s m
Capitalism
everything is Brooklyn and the economy is booming yet ruined
Im gonna miss all of this so much
is it going away or sumn
@@user-gu1ed1kb8x its definitely going to lose its feeling
@Daniel Yyy408 ikr it's unfair
@Daniel Yyy408 bruh he knew she was underage
@Daniel Yyy408 She was 17
Rewatching the best of Carson
It’s like when an actor dies and you binge their movies
traves’s thought process is so chaotically pure and childlike
because he is a child
"it's kinda empty in the middle, so let's just make a car"
and then there's ted...
@@Bee-bup *B I G L I O N*
@@motivationalpower9669 "OH GOD HES SO POWERFUL"
Ted made a completely a completely different universe where gods battle for control over a continent.
there are no battles -- only variations upon how much mercy *_B I G L I O N_* grants
Xenoblade?
This reminds me of No Game No Life for some reason
the noise ted made at 15:37 is something i think we’ve all felt before
It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this I cry every time. I’m showing this video to my children
same
That quote about taking your ex back has me coming back to this video every time I’m in the middle of a sad break up, and here I am again. I feel much better after watching. Thank you Big Lion!
I'm just imagining Ted sitting there staring at his desktop every time he turns his pc on and just quietly whispering "big lion, holy shit" for like a hour straight
Jakob JH wakes up every night in sweats fearing of the moment big lion comes to take him away
Jakob JH made me fall down laughing
@@grimoireh3471 it's literally in the description
An*
May 2020: At least this year can't get any worse
June 2020: Big Lion
Narwhal 611 he’s so powerful...
HE HAS COME FOR US
The world is going to end up like pheb
We all better start prayin! I know I am
April 2020: *C R A M*
It's time to settle this once and for all: Merciless Sun-God, Mascot of sans world vs BIG LION, God of new America
Big lion is powerful enough to launch nukes with his bare hands and has light-speed laser vision which traps his opponents. Mortals cannot look at Big lion's true form as it turns them into a husk. We don't have many feats for him besides this video, but we can infer that he's at least the size of a city block by comparing him to the nearby churches. Since he is at least feard by Carson that puts Big lion at planet level with large city level AP and FTL attack speed.
Merciless Sun-god was said to possess potentially infinite knowledge and Burns hotter than 1000 suns. He has fought and beaten Carson who has star-level durability and planet-level strength. He should be as big as BIG LION maybe even smaller. The Merciless Sun-God also has two blades which he uses in a strange fighting style, can likely produce plasma, and can send you to the yawning abyss.
Winner: Merciless Sun-God wins. Faster, stronger, smarter, and more durable.
Impressive
@@marcoro7642 thank you
How long did this take you
But big-lion is imminent
@@timeforamunch2616 That word isn't in the right context
I'm in a dead silent class rn and I look like a psychopath just giggling to myself in the back. I'm trying so hard not to laugh
“How do you draw a 4 leaf clover? I want to put it on my alligator”
-Traves
B I g l I o n
- guy from video
@@ultimatetrashboy419 Ted. his name is Ted.
*puts on a 5 leaf clover*
*I'm sorry?*
9:51
“Take us through your creative process”
“Grilled cheese”
when i tell you i fucking lost it😭😂
George Gastelum can u see a dog at 8:35
deadass thought this was a fucking dream of mine and i rewatched it and realized this is real
The big lion bit was and still is the best fucking thing ive ever seen in my entire life. I genuenly hope they would all stream again and make dumb shit like this jesus
Travis is the closest thing to a Bob Ross we’re getting in this generation.
*How do you make a four leaf clover?*
Why?
*I’m putting it on my alligator*
*Travis -2019*
One thousandth like
Terrell Price what’s so funny about that four leaf clovers are always found on alligators
Riley Devereaux now that’s what you call dedication
BoB RoSs
“Yeah ted you can go”
*top 10 moments before disaster*
Chills
errybody gangsta till fucking it’s *T E D ‘ S. T U R N*
Carson angered big lion by shunning his prophet
B-b-big lion
So much nostalgia comes from the mention of big lion
i’ll just watch this and pretend nothing changed
same
**whispers**
🅱📍❡ 👢📍⭕🎵
*he's so f•cking powerful*
*so.... s...*
*he is*
*he is so f•ing.....*
*he is so f^cking p-powerful*
"Bi.. Big.. What is that? Ok move on... _i..._io.. LION! BIG LION!!"
*he nuked fucking pheb*
What does it say?
I feel like letting traves make something is like giving a toddler a crayon and saying “have fun”
LegendRaptor080 toddlers? Lemme introduces you to the United States marines.
I didn't understand your comment before because I hadn't watched the video, but now I understand. I understand everything.
Oh that's exactly what it's like
How the fuck has the comment only been up for 3 hours and is already up to 1K likes?
I don't think Ted can ever top his performance in this video
I love how it went from redesigning america to the Great War of Big Lion and Pheb
"South America!"
not even a minute in and Traves killed me
Yep, same
I hope you are ok. I don’t think travis is allowed to murder people
Travis is literally just a meme of a real person and he is my favorite
travis sözün həqiqi mənasında bir insanın xatirəsidir və o mənim ən sevdiyimdir
Asdif No u
Ted is clearly the homie bro , tbh both are amazing but ted is 10/10 ngl
one last rewatch of my favorite video
Same
You can still watch him y’know
god, I'm never going to forget the sentence "how do i rotate jerry seinfeld in mspaint"
Top three causes of baldness in males:
(1) male pattern baldness (genetic)
(2) cancer (not genetic)
(3) BIG LION (?)
Citation needed
@@ghostlight69420 your soon-to-be baldness will be the only citation you need if you keep testing Big Lion
wait chemo causes baldness not cancer
gavin weng shhhhhhh I have no medical experience
Actually, BIG LION is number 1.
Ted acts like he’s actually just seen God when talking about Big Lion
Whats the difference???
@@humanname5071 God is weaker
Cause he has
h o l y s h i t
*holy shit..................................................*
Big lion felt like a fever dream for the first time watcher
God dude the first time I experienced Big Lion I was in fuckin' stitches. Hardest I've laughed in I wanna say my entire life. Everything hurt and it just kept going. 😂😂
Same dude, that bit alone hooked me n Ted's videos
5:41-9:14
Traves is very unpredictable and we should fear him
That's what I thought until BIG LION showed up
I like travis :)
Furukimono bro big lion is now our doom
@@ethanjohnson5350 Yeah, he's so powerful.
Everyone: 2020 couldn’t get any worse right?
2020: BIG LION
SSHHHHH your giving God ideas for August
aidan norvell Well fricking played sir, well fricking played
He's so fucking powerful
OH SHIT... *BIG LION*
Oh shit...
This remains one of my favorite videos of all time
I don’t care what happens. I hope one day we can look back and remember that this is the best video ever posted to UA-cam
"big lion doesn't exist" they said..
"he can't hurt you" they said...
"But oh they were wrong" they realized
*then the cock and ball torture with a rock started*
oh god..............................................................
My therapist: Big lion isn't real, he can't hurt you
Big Lion: *nukes pheb*
then pheb died
They were lion
I really can’t breathe right now and it’s Ted and Travis’ fault
*its fucking big lion*
It’s fucking big lion
*_ITS. FUCKING. B I G. L I O N._*
IT . IS . FUCKING . BIG . LION .
Ted's map fucking killed me and then we cut over to Travis with Simon Cowell
"How do you make a four leaf clover"
"Why?"
"I'm putting it on my alligator"
3:39 well that aged badly
“thats like an innocent guy who is like ᴀʜ ғᴜᴄᴋ"
i hav replied
@@phishb8 i have spokebn
Tree Hunter i have seen it
No joke, Ted is a really good artist
Yeah if he had good equipment he could be like an animator or somethin’
@zeak z I got you bro.. part 4 in a year
It doesn't make sense now, just come back in a year
BIG LION
_M U U U H_
Next up on the war big lion fight pheb
Peter Punkin it looks like he has a tablet by the way he’s drawing lines. I might be wrong tho
3:40 "That one didn't age quite so well"
-JonTron
indeed
still convinced this is the funniest video ever. I must have watched this at least half a dozen times since it originally came out