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  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson  5 років тому +18363

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/
    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

  • @jerm965
    @jerm965 5 років тому +6599

    I love that Ted was constantly calling out Travis's insanity, but then goes and pulls out *B I G L I O N*

  • @averageenjoyer147
    @averageenjoyer147 5 років тому +12584

    I just imagine everytime he starts up his computer. He whispers *oh shit its big lion*

    • @shei1003
      @shei1003 5 років тому +178

      that's what i do

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому +430

      Oh fuck... Oh shit... Big Lion...
      ...he’s so powerful...

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx 5 років тому +108

      Big Lion, the antithesis to the Merciless Sun God.

    • @eliasmsv3156
      @eliasmsv3156 5 років тому +40

      and then he prays

    • @morrissamuel2
      @morrissamuel2 4 роки тому +23

      He traumatized

  • @a-very-uncreative-handle
    @a-very-uncreative-handle 4 роки тому +4426

    I love how travis is a sleep-deprived intern adding everything that appears in his head and teds a 6 year old describing his fanfiction to his friends

  • @trak1ll3n50
    @trak1ll3n50 3 роки тому +3458

    The noise Ted makes when he made the box around the man was so inspiring

    • @Bigsausage2
      @Bigsausage2 3 роки тому +143

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO abugadazuzugaduhshugaduhdaga

    • @orb9760
      @orb9760 3 роки тому +73

      He has been trapped.

    • @funnyguy6387
      @funnyguy6387 3 роки тому +79

      sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @BlueCatarex
      @BlueCatarex 3 роки тому +9

      AAOOOOOOOOOOO ABUGADUHWADUHBUHBUDUHBUDUHBEDEEP

    • @zerojuno
      @zerojuno 3 роки тому +29

      AUOUUOOOOO

  • @PlungerMettaur
    @PlungerMettaur 4 роки тому +3208

    "Is he bleeding?"
    "No, he's IMMINENT"

    • @idkwhatimdoing9128
      @idkwhatimdoing9128 4 роки тому +10

      Matthew mcCollum wood fired pizza probably won’t be back like, ever. They never get made again after the first drop

    • @captainwatermelon795
      @captainwatermelon795 4 роки тому +1

      Mathew Just buy a resale on eBay

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 2 роки тому +4

      *_*Actively dripping with blood and entrails*_*
      "Oh. Don't worry, *it isn't his.* "

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 2 роки тому +1

      @@muffin4641 they can, but won't, because of arbitrary business practices.

    • @IOwnKazakhstan
      @IOwnKazakhstan 2 роки тому +2

      no fucking way I read this right as he said it lmao, that's gotta be like a 1/10000 thing.

  • @rosesgreed
    @rosesgreed 5 років тому +5815

    Travis sounds so happy as he literally murders his friends brain cells.

  • @themonkeymang
    @themonkeymang 5 років тому +2002

    "South America!"
    not even a minute in and Traves killed me

    • @KAIsibs
      @KAIsibs 5 років тому +7

      Yep, same

    • @digitosimfan7314
      @digitosimfan7314 4 роки тому +10

      I hope you are ok. I don’t think travis is allowed to murder people

  • @pagena
    @pagena 3 роки тому +1411

    I love how everybody treats Travis like a child, “he’s made a face”. It’s so cute and I luv it so much

  • @negar465
    @negar465 4 роки тому +2152

    Traves' map: Chaotic Good
    Jawsh's map: Chaotic Neutral
    Ted's map: Chaotic Evil

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 роки тому +37

      *BIG LION*

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 4 роки тому +17

      Thats why i love ted

    • @gangstagrinder81
      @gangstagrinder81 4 роки тому +16

      B I G L I O N

    • @cya625
      @cya625 4 роки тому +13

      Ted is just chaotic evil

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 4 роки тому +11

      @@cya625 You expected Mum But is was me
      *DIO*

  • @LepidoliteMica
    @LepidoliteMica 5 років тому +6494

    It astonishes me how Ted has to concentrate on being weird, but Traves just kinda does it by default without any prompting.

    • @majesthijmenii1976
      @majesthijmenii1976 4 роки тому +608

      Ted was a lot funnier though, if you ask me. Travis was just kinda random so after a while it wasn't very funny anymore while Ted's America really escalated into a nuclear opression

    • @Antonio-kd1xr
      @Antonio-kd1xr 4 роки тому +75

      Majesthijmen II big lion got cringey

    • @The_Jackpurgis
      @The_Jackpurgis 4 роки тому +59

      æ

    • @bigpoopyemo6218
      @bigpoopyemo6218 4 роки тому +285

      theyre both hilarious in their own way but Ted takes the cake here

    • @mrbcg1778
      @mrbcg1778 4 роки тому +21

      @@The_Jackpurgis ææ

  • @taylornguyen8523
    @taylornguyen8523 5 років тому +17112

    I sincerely thought I was mature until I started crying and laughing at a low res photo of a lion while an adult man whispered "Big Lion"

    • @GashadokuRory
      @GashadokuRory 5 років тому +838

      Taylor Nguyen laugh?!? How could you laugh at such a treacherous creature?!? ITS FUCKING BIG LION

    • @retardcvnt
      @retardcvnt 5 років тому +223

      Taylor Nguyen Holy shit...................

    • @taylornguyen8523
      @taylornguyen8523 5 років тому +98

      @@QuinTheBored big lion

    • @tryddeus2977
      @tryddeus2977 5 років тому +174

      i woke up the 8 other people in my house and they came to my room, pissed at why im maniacally laughing at 3 AM and all i show them is a fucking low res picture of a fucking lion.

    • @SkullPlaysDestiny
      @SkullPlaysDestiny 5 років тому +76

      Oh no..... Not him........ Not big Lion....
      *Confused Pheb Noises*

  • @Official_Samothy
    @Official_Samothy Рік тому +613

    I’d pay an unfathomable amount of money to watch this video for the first time again

    • @SatireDepartment
      @SatireDepartment Рік тому +11

      Same

    • @bennie1079
      @bennie1079 Рік тому +30

      Bro thats straight up how I feel with so much content on this site.
      I fucking wish I could see all of Snapcube’s fandubs for the first time again, along with all of Carson’s videos and msbreezy’s videos.

    • @jack101starZ
      @jack101starZ 9 місяців тому

      @@bennie1079Dude, me too, lmao

    • @JetStream_Mann
      @JetStream_Mann 8 місяців тому

      @@bennie1079real

    • @donny_hellfire257
      @donny_hellfire257 2 місяці тому

      Same here dawg. This actually had me on the floor with a stich in my side the first time I watched this

  • @illumynarty
    @illumynarty 4 роки тому +1350

    I love how my humor is a guy drawing two yellow lines at a stick figure from a stock photo of a lion's eyes and then encasing him in a yellow box.

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 роки тому +53

      This is the peak of comedy.

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 4 роки тому +18

      Ted would make a banger cartoon

    • @omeganave7425
      @omeganave7425 4 роки тому +37

      SHEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...
      SHEEEEeeeEeEEeeEEeeEEEEeEeE

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 4 роки тому +16

      Dont you disrespect Big Lion like that! He will consume your soul!

    • @rndll8581
      @rndll8581 4 роки тому +16

      @@omeganave7425 AÜÜÜÜ!!!

  • @MACHVCA
    @MACHVCA 5 років тому +5374

    traves’s thought process is so chaotically pure and childlike

    • @qingtessence2649
      @qingtessence2649 5 років тому +157

      because he is a child

    • @CappTF
      @CappTF 5 років тому +306

      "it's kinda empty in the middle, so let's just make a car"

    • @Bee-bup
      @Bee-bup 5 років тому +166

      and then there's ted...

    • @motivationalpower9669
      @motivationalpower9669 5 років тому +98

      @@Bee-bup *B I G L I O N*

    • @seanathonhooper
      @seanathonhooper 5 років тому +86

      @@motivationalpower9669 "OH GOD HES SO POWERFUL"

  • @ox860
    @ox860 5 років тому +2448

    Her : “I’m into guys that are creative”
    Travis :

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 5 років тому +130

      "The United States is taking pickles out of the pickle jar" is the best out of context phrase for any situation

    • @imjustlookingformywatch
      @imjustlookingformywatch 5 років тому +25

      @@cwp2175 it's a time honored tradition.

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 5 років тому +8

      @@cwp2175
      It's exactly as strange out of context as it is in context

    • @danmemedank7619
      @danmemedank7619 5 років тому

      k

    • @ericlindberg4522
      @ericlindberg4522 5 років тому +3

      He needs the clover for his crocodile

  • @vin9693
    @vin9693 3 роки тому +4874

    Every once and a while I end up back here

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 років тому +1995

    I feel like letting traves make something is like giving a toddler a crayon and saying “have fun”

    • @JAHDude
      @JAHDude 5 років тому +12

      LegendRaptor080 toddlers? Lemme introduces you to the United States marines.

    • @uglyhorseE
      @uglyhorseE 5 років тому +6

      I didn't understand your comment before because I hadn't watched the video, but now I understand. I understand everything.

    • @Shockm_
      @Shockm_ 5 років тому +1

      Oh that's exactly what it's like

    • @Sad_kid_in_a_clown_outfit
      @Sad_kid_in_a_clown_outfit 5 років тому +1

      How the fuck has the comment only been up for 3 hours and is already up to 1K likes?

  • @gray2573
    @gray2573 4 роки тому +4312

    ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS AND IM STILL LAUGHING OVER BIG LION

    • @soph17
      @soph17 4 роки тому +39

      Nightmree op is literally so disrespectful it’s not funny.

    • @jakehays1403
      @jakehays1403 4 роки тому +45

      qracie if you disrespect big lion one more fucking time the all knowing one big lion will destroy you and any other person you cherish you heathen

    • @jagerreal
      @jagerreal 4 роки тому +3

      @@santacruzado r/technicallythetruth

    • @fleadsy2572
      @fleadsy2572 4 роки тому +23

      It's cause he's too fucking powerful

    • @miastefan9905
      @miastefan9905 4 роки тому +2

      samee

  • @mrfosilman
    @mrfosilman 4 роки тому +8631

    Traves' parts are literally a child explaining his masterpiece to it's parents.

    • @frick6480
      @frick6480 4 роки тому +247

      It’s like trying to explain your minecraft world to your parents

    • @tourtle1497
      @tourtle1497 4 роки тому +181

      I love the use of ‘it’s’

    • @mrfosilman
      @mrfosilman 4 роки тому +32

      Thanks for the check up.

    • @Imachilldude
      @Imachilldude 4 роки тому +58

      Travis makes this video so wholesome

    • @heisenberg8460
      @heisenberg8460 4 роки тому +9

      Its traves

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead Рік тому +93

    I gotta say, even all these years later, Ted's rendition of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe is top-notch.

  • @jakobjh1262
    @jakobjh1262 5 років тому +1770

    I'm just imagining Ted sitting there staring at his desktop every time he turns his pc on and just quietly whispering "big lion, holy shit" for like a hour straight

    • @obladioblada2122
      @obladioblada2122 5 років тому +56

      Jakob JH wakes up every night in sweats fearing of the moment big lion comes to take him away

    • @audijones6139
      @audijones6139 5 років тому +13

      Jakob JH made me fall down laughing

    • @RADlORABBIT
      @RADlORABBIT 5 років тому +1

      @@grimoireh3471 it's literally in the description

    • @alejandroreyes9975
      @alejandroreyes9975 5 років тому +1

      An*

  • @biggykahuna1600
    @biggykahuna1600 5 років тому +7905

    Everybody gangsta till big lion takes up half your country

    • @gatesdabaws9556
      @gatesdabaws9556 5 років тому +41

      CLINTCAPELA MVP only half??

    • @maddyrose6143
      @maddyrose6143 5 років тому +46

      This comment
      This comment right here
      Is what killed me

    • @redstonearmory3248
      @redstonearmory3248 5 років тому +5

      I really like this comment but your at 969 so I can't like it

    • @Happyhared
      @Happyhared 5 років тому +2

      Please subscribe my channel please subscribe please please

    • @baronnolanvonstraya5743
      @baronnolanvonstraya5743 5 років тому +4

      This is a time of Gods, fuckboy

  • @josephcarroll3321
    @josephcarroll3321 5 років тому +1233

    I feel like Travis has his life mapped out in his head and we think he's coming up with it but he's remembering

    • @justanotherchannel117
      @justanotherchannel117 5 років тому +14

      Joseph Carroll
      Oml it's like a vietnam flashback

    • @breadsticks471
      @breadsticks471 5 років тому +2

      THAT'S why he was so quiet during the butterfly effect podcast,,,, *he knew*

  • @eclecticsunflowers
    @eclecticsunflowers 4 роки тому +488

    travis: four-dimensional thinking
    ted: epic improv skills

  • @andrewlee1883
    @andrewlee1883 5 років тому +807

    Travis is literally just a meme of a real person and he is my favorite

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 5 років тому +1

      travis sözün həqiqi mənasında bir insanın xatirəsidir və o mənim ən sevdiyimdir

    • @ethanha3163
      @ethanha3163 5 років тому +8

      Asdif No u

    • @Anon-vs6gt
      @Anon-vs6gt 5 років тому +2

      Ted is clearly the homie bro , tbh both are amazing but ted is 10/10 ngl

  • @RandomBread
    @RandomBread 5 років тому +1953

    I swear nobody at UA-cam HQ actually watched this before they put it on trending. They just looked at the thumbnail and went "Oh it's some guys making fake maps, that's probably fun" but in reality all they did was expose Big Lion to the masses and now have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

    • @aidanVids
      @aidanVids 5 років тому +23

      Didn't expect to see bread in the wild

    • @ditin4149
      @ditin4149 5 років тому +25

      lol you realize nobody at YT manually looks at the thousands of videos being uploaded everyday to decide what goes on trending? They use an automated algorithm but I have my suspicions they also put sponsored videos on the trending tab.

    • @vantablack949
      @vantablack949 5 років тому +3

      Dit In Susan said in the support creators interview that a algorithm gathers the videos but people hand select what goes onto trending

    • @GashadokuRory
      @GashadokuRory 5 років тому +22

      I mean its fucking big lion! Hes too powerful, he put himself on trending

    • @DJVevyVevs
      @DJVevyVevs 5 років тому +1

      Every channel has a unique view and like goal that has to be hit to go on the trending tab

  • @iceyyy5998
    @iceyyy5998 4 роки тому +11584

    They left Ted alone for 5 minutes, and big lion destroyed the whole country

    • @murphle
      @murphle 4 роки тому +20

      @Justas Butcher_1220930 shut

    • @notnoodle1918
      @notnoodle1918 4 роки тому +31

      They should just make him spell there

    • @sukunavxq
      @sukunavxq 4 роки тому +3

      L

    • @sock_puppets
      @sock_puppets 4 роки тому +14

      Here’s the thing though if you leave Schlatt alone for 5 minutes he will start world war 3. Which ones worse

    • @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R
      @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R 4 роки тому +7

      NO BIG LION IS TO F-ING POWERFUL!

  • @mikhailkataev5420
    @mikhailkataev5420 3 роки тому +346

    *50,000 people used to live here,now it‘s a ghost town*

  • @damoriejenkins4175
    @damoriejenkins4175 5 років тому +819

    Ted made a completely a completely different universe where gods battle for control over a continent.

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t 5 років тому +28

      there are no battles -- only variations upon how much mercy *_B I G L I O N_* grants

    • @flashqm8291
      @flashqm8291 5 років тому +1

      Xenoblade?

    • @gerreldelacruz641
      @gerreldelacruz641 5 років тому +3

      This reminds me of No Game No Life for some reason

  • @werjobs8350
    @werjobs8350 5 років тому +7641

    i swear ted just made up a religion while drawing america

    • @identicalgd2446
      @identicalgd2446 5 років тому +199

      Wer Jobs B I G L I O N

    • @iampsycks
      @iampsycks 5 років тому +144

      Imagine how many people are gonna make stories about big lion and his history

    • @dawsonparker1685
      @dawsonparker1685 5 років тому +100

      You could make a religion out of this

    • @identicalgd2446
      @identicalgd2446 5 років тому +21

      yasine phunix boi imagine how many memes now.. BIG LION will decide your fate

    • @drpepperman5933
      @drpepperman5933 5 років тому +20

      its fucking big lion...

  • @bigoof6284
    @bigoof6284 4 роки тому +4621

    Traves: Wholesome area
    Ted: Hell
    Jawsh: Food and Jerry Seinfeld

    • @charley196
      @charley196 4 роки тому +71

      Jawsh: U, S, A, Texas, and Rode Island. Also washington

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 роки тому +12

      @Camyboy 10833 Ide So powerful.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 роки тому +17

      "There are 3 types of people"

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 роки тому +5

      I like Traves world since it's like a child was making it and Ted because just hell

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 4 роки тому

      Limbo, hell and heaven

  • @An0ma1y2
    @An0ma1y2 Рік тому +292

    I still wholeheartedly believe this is the best Carson video

  • @hm3051
    @hm3051 5 років тому +5237

    traves: chaotic good
    carson: chaotic neutral
    ted: chaotic evil
    jawsh: true neutral

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 5 років тому +302

      Travis: "Grilled Cheeese"
      Ted: BIG LION,OH FUCK
      Carson: SwISS vIrGInIA
      Jawsh: I'm losing brain cells...

    • @starsiix
      @starsiix 4 роки тому +131

      nah ted is lawful evil. he doesn’t condone Big Lion, he is simply the messenger

    • @juanmanuelrubio3203
      @juanmanuelrubio3203 4 роки тому +47

      chaotic evil? more like big lion

    • @stonks7987
      @stonks7987 4 роки тому +23

      Big: Lion

    • @pee-pee_mama
      @pee-pee_mama 4 роки тому +6

      hotel: trivago

  • @Rindamyn
    @Rindamyn 5 років тому +1761

    "sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
    "Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
    *"EOOOOOOOOOOOOO"*
    15:27

    • @jandocarrillo2731
      @jandocarrillo2731 4 роки тому +107

      a go gdoo jrooo blor gjdjooo goo djggooo jgooo dbgoo

    • @martonk
      @martonk 4 роки тому +54

      I lost it there and then

    • @d3rp5qu1d9
      @d3rp5qu1d9 4 роки тому +6

      TheDarkArtist I think it was literally a soundboard

    • @iwaswatchingyoutube5345
      @iwaswatchingyoutube5345 4 роки тому +2

      Duke Nuke'em Yes I did that my brain broke

    • @Kolmaryn
      @Kolmaryn 4 роки тому

      i was cackling

  • @georgegastelum4893
    @georgegastelum4893 5 років тому +1200

    “Take us through your creative process”
    “Grilled cheese”

    • @giggy2402
      @giggy2402 5 років тому +3

      when i tell you i fucking lost it😭😂

    • @blackdiamond8623
      @blackdiamond8623 5 років тому +1

      George Gastelum can u see a dog at 8:35

  • @bruhppmouth889
    @bruhppmouth889 3 роки тому +555

    Im gonna have to come back to this video everyday from now on just to remember how great his content was

    • @hotpikachu
      @hotpikachu 3 роки тому +39

      This is my comfort video, i still like him and what he did wasnt even that huge of a problem its just twitter spreading drama

    • @metraf40phfan50
      @metraf40phfan50 3 роки тому +6

      And big lion

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +6

      @@hotpikachu Same for me, along with the salad. It always makes me feel better no matter what. Even if it turns out Carson was truly a monster, it'll always remain in my heart

    • @clodaghmurphy7902
      @clodaghmurphy7902 3 роки тому +16

      @@royalblanket what he did wasn’t even that bad. He was 19, she was 17, and chose to tell TWITTER of all places when she was overage and knew Carson was in a bad mental state. Obviously he made a mistake, but he was 19, he was a teenager who made a stupid mistake. It’s just the same people who call Carson a “monster” are the same ones who were okay with Mini Ladd returning to YT with no consequences.

    • @lazylarsen7218
      @lazylarsen7218 3 роки тому +4

      honestly Carson is working towards making things better without forcing forgiveness, I think he's doing really well so far and although he messed up in the past, he's really trying to do better in the present and become a better person.
      Even though some of us struggle to come back or struggle trust him again, but the memories of these will likely always stay with us for a long time. this is the first time in months I came back to Carson's videos, and honestly it's worth it to me.

  • @Leon-qs1on
    @Leon-qs1on 4 роки тому +7371

    ted’s creativity and sense of humor are so criminally underrated

    • @zarsiw
      @zarsiw 4 роки тому +230

      bruh he just kept repeating “big lion” and “he’s so fucking powerful” over and over again for the whole video

    • @loremcounty3289
      @loremcounty3289 4 роки тому +17

      True

    • @jordonnl
      @jordonnl 4 роки тому +316

      zoë he’s so fucking powerful

    • @aliyahimani6677
      @aliyahimani6677 4 роки тому +15

      zoë exactly

    • @assjam3104
      @assjam3104 4 роки тому +12

      zoë Exactly

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 5 років тому +1701

    “Yeah ted you can go”
    *top 10 moments before disaster*

  • @colasap7367
    @colasap7367 4 роки тому +1525

    15:27 technically the man in the box is a close up image
    *big lion can break the 4th wall*

  • @Winters118
    @Winters118 4 роки тому +66

    Ted losing his mind while Travis is expressing his creativity in his own way while being cute in the process

  • @leahgames8766
    @leahgames8766 4 роки тому +1701

    16:10
    “where did this lion thing come from?”
    “um”
    *silence*
    travis: HAHAHAHHA

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 роки тому +12

      that was cooper laughing

    • @kevinbmx2225
      @kevinbmx2225 4 роки тому +19

      Nope it was Travis.

    • @kevinbmx2225
      @kevinbmx2225 4 роки тому +5

      Nope, itz truvissss.

    • @treyh3924
      @treyh3924 4 роки тому +2

      @@kevinbmx2225 no that was definitely cooper

    • @emmawidish4444
      @emmawidish4444 4 роки тому +4

      treyh COOPER WASNT EVEN THERE

  • @zachabraham3004
    @zachabraham3004 4 роки тому +2429

    "I-Its all just Big Lion?"
    Ted: "Always has been"

  • @KitKatNisa
    @KitKatNisa 4 роки тому +1146

    The only thing that can stand up to Big Lion is Travis' thought process. Even Big Lion is vexed by him

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 4 роки тому +4

      Vex armor

    • @sigmatheta9399
      @sigmatheta9399 4 роки тому +38

      only traves can stop big lion. Like how the prophecy foretold

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 роки тому +8

      Traves is *almost* nothing compared to big lion, he would be killed by the radiation

    • @thetetrisking
      @thetetrisking 4 роки тому +16

      @@flambedread9532 travis is radioactive big lion will die if travis confronts him

    • @miastefan9905
      @miastefan9905 4 роки тому +3

      you underestimate his power

  • @nivekk1734
    @nivekk1734 4 роки тому +42

    6:08 *Carson criticizes the way Travis writes his "a"s. Has his closed captions for the video with that font*

  • @spoopy_robino
    @spoopy_robino 5 років тому +375

    I could listen to Ted whispering in fear of Big Lion for actual hours, that shit's hysterical

  • @Donklate
    @Donklate 5 років тому +5523

    All Ted was asked was to create a map of America, not create a whole other religion

  • @kydsun
    @kydsun 5 років тому +328

    Travis’ map was an accurate description of his level of thinking

    • @thedshadow5412
      @thedshadow5412 5 років тому +3

      his character fit in so well with his map

  • @ComradeCorvus
    @ComradeCorvus 2 роки тому +27

    The worshppers of big lion still return to this sacred place.

  • @hl-fl7sy
    @hl-fl7sy 5 років тому +585

    "is that a washing machine?"
    "yeah"
    I love Travis

    • @sinn4650
      @sinn4650 5 років тому +1

      Washing-a-ton

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 5 років тому

      мыццё тоны

    • @sopsop7722
      @sopsop7722 5 років тому +1

      It's clearly a drier smh

  • @death-dl6cm
    @death-dl6cm 5 років тому +1889

    “How do you make a 4 leaf clover”
    “Why”
    “I’m putting it on my alligator”
    That part killed me😂😂😂

  • @spadehaze1541
    @spadehaze1541 5 років тому +7020

    No joke, Ted is a really good artist

    • @BogOwl
      @BogOwl 5 років тому +268

      Yeah if he had good equipment he could be like an animator or somethin’

    • @Thomas_Cool
      @Thomas_Cool 5 років тому +75

      @zeak z I got you bro.. part 4 in a year
      It doesn't make sense now, just come back in a year

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому +51

      BIG LION
      _M U U U H_

    • @vixiix_6795
      @vixiix_6795 5 років тому +10

      Next up on the war big lion fight pheb

    • @dxwnwardspiral
      @dxwnwardspiral 5 років тому +37

      Peter Punkin it looks like he has a tablet by the way he’s drawing lines. I might be wrong tho

  • @vines4801
    @vines4801 3 роки тому +57

    I will never get tired of “South America!”

  • @grunglop
    @grunglop 5 років тому +2445

    Ted acts like he’s actually just seen God when talking about Big Lion

    • @humanname5071
      @humanname5071 5 років тому +56

      Whats the difference???

    • @TheBrimmyRat
      @TheBrimmyRat 5 років тому +139

      @@humanname5071 God is weaker

    • @Handicaptain02
      @Handicaptain02 5 років тому +6

      Cause he has

    • @vermont6260
      @vermont6260 5 років тому +5

      h o l y s h i t

    • @ever.m.x
      @ever.m.x 5 років тому +7

      *holy shit..................................................*

  • @Doombringer_r
    @Doombringer_r 5 років тому +10428

    The reason Traves is my favorite is because he sounds and has an imagination of a depressed 5 year old

    • @sicko033
      @sicko033 5 років тому +125

      DapperRaccoon same here

    • @swizy8644
      @swizy8644 5 років тому +444

      His voice and thinking is perfect

    • @jeremymanosh7541
      @jeremymanosh7541 5 років тому +88

      Who's smokes his father's weed 😂

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 5 років тому +7

      同样在这里

    • @hokiejoe17
      @hokiejoe17 5 років тому +3

      Facts

  • @ethanjohnson5350
    @ethanjohnson5350 5 років тому +877

    5:41-9:14
    Traves is very unpredictable and we should fear him

    • @Sayomalo
      @Sayomalo 5 років тому +34

      That's what I thought until BIG LION showed up

    • @LN-lp7ob
      @LN-lp7ob 5 років тому +5

      I like travis :)

    • @ethanjohnson5350
      @ethanjohnson5350 5 років тому +1

      Furukimono bro big lion is now our doom

    • @Sayomalo
      @Sayomalo 5 років тому +1

      @@ethanjohnson5350 Yeah, he's so powerful.

  • @cleenispepega4189
    @cleenispepega4189 3 роки тому +51

    Travis's laugh has the power to make anything funny

  • @tristanmoore9265
    @tristanmoore9265 5 років тому +608

    Travis’s drawing looks like the work of a schitzo, meanwhile Ted is on a whole other level.

  • @0oSSSo0
    @0oSSSo0 5 років тому +509

    That lion storyline is one of the best i've seen in the years to come.

  • @skullsquid47
    @skullsquid47 4 роки тому +3543

    "I don't think that's the Swiss flag"
    "It is"
    "It is"
    "That's a medpack"

    • @spyro2869
      @spyro2869 4 роки тому +18

      *traves is honestly great*

    • @MONKEYDC0C0
      @MONKEYDC0C0 4 роки тому +1

      @@spyro2869 so true

    • @Malkyi
      @Malkyi 4 роки тому +3

      I live in Switzerland

    • @vr8652
      @vr8652 4 роки тому +8

      @@Malkyi you mean medpack

    • @Malkyi
      @Malkyi 4 роки тому +3

      Facade Underground oh yeah forgot it

  • @_okonkwo_
    @_okonkwo_ 3 роки тому +159

    Hearing Carson say "I've messaged you for your address" is the most unsettling thing I've ever heard.

    • @broisyougobbling
      @broisyougobbling 3 роки тому +19

      Even more unsettling now

    • @thecrusader2784
      @thecrusader2784 3 роки тому

      Oof

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 3 роки тому +4

      @@broisyougobbling honestly not really even with the stuff he’s done it’s not terrible at least compared

  • @brennan2144
    @brennan2144 5 років тому +1729

    Carson: “I got in a call with 6 of my friends”
    It’s quite honorable that you consider yourself your friend

    • @pormpfspimperton6804
      @pormpfspimperton6804 5 років тому +40

      Carson: “you better believe I love me like a friend,”

    • @donutqq
      @donutqq 5 років тому +8

      @@pormpfspimperton6804 WAIT WAS THAT A MAO MAO HEROES OF PURE HEARTS REFERENCE-

    • @pormpfspimperton6804
      @pormpfspimperton6804 5 років тому +2

      Yeah

    • @Mundane_InTheMembrane
      @Mundane_InTheMembrane 5 років тому +1

      @@pormpfspimperton6804 hah, I get it.

    • @yourmom9283
      @yourmom9283 5 років тому +1

      I got no life so i dont get it

  • @janputz4157
    @janputz4157 5 років тому +757

    I'd like to imagine that Ted in his youth started the rage comic trend.

  • @floopygoober
    @floopygoober 5 років тому +1334

    Hey ted draw the USA
    Creates entirely new apocalyptic religion.

    • @glennlamz7836
      @glennlamz7836 5 років тому +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @sproutlune
      @sproutlune 5 років тому +1

      what are you talking about it’s identical to america

    • @prod1o
      @prod1o 5 років тому

      floopygoober YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE

    • @ivancardona6073
      @ivancardona6073 5 років тому +5

      ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ BIG ˡᶦᵒⁿ

    • @Shockm_
      @Shockm_ 5 років тому +5

      They nuked fucking Pheb

  • @multi-namedloser821
    @multi-namedloser821 3 роки тому +79

    Teds people look like that one meme where it was like “How were you doing in P. E. today?” “Hollow.”

  • @bigguy594
    @bigguy594 4 роки тому +1244

    Ted: you are an enigma travis
    Also Ted: BIG LION

  • @TheManlol12
    @TheManlol12 5 років тому +296

    When Ted came back in genuinely concerned at what Big_Lion had done, I knew something was wrong. It was no longer Ted's art, it had become Big_Lion_'s domain, and Ted was simply a vessel for which The Large_Lion was using to infiltrate the physical plane

    • @GashadokuRory
      @GashadokuRory 5 років тому +5

      Thomas Richard yes... it all makes sense now! Big lion has gained enough power from Ted the vessel that he has takin a solid form of his own and made a youtube comment! THATS HOW HE GOT THROUGH THE HOLY BARRIARS

    • @patrickc658
      @patrickc658 5 років тому +2

      I liked this comment then unliked it because it was at 69, then I saw 2 other people liked it so I reliked it. Those 2 people are uncultured as fuck.

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 5 років тому +605

    “Where are you from?”
    “Oh I’m from the right cheek of BIG LION”

    • @quillllly
      @quillllly 5 років тому +15

      I'm from S, more specifically Washington.

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +11

      @@quillllly I'm from Rode Island but don't tell B i g L i o n about that

    • @king_rhoam_412
      @king_rhoam_412 5 років тому +4

      Quilly Which Washington...

    • @eyelandss
      @eyelandss 5 років тому +4

      @@king_rhoam_412 The one near Washington next to Washington

    • @king_rhoam_412
      @king_rhoam_412 5 років тому +4

      Pixel Eye o-oh... okay...

  • @sarahd8879
    @sarahd8879 Рік тому +57

    In the span of 6 minutes, “Big Lion” was said 23 times

  • @tommykoehler9777
    @tommykoehler9777 4 роки тому +5425

    I can’t even imagine how schlatt would’ve made the United States

    • @heylindsey7519
      @heylindsey7519 4 роки тому +238

      truly wouldve been chaotic madness also

    • @tarrahforcier477
      @tarrahforcier477 4 роки тому +386

      Would be full of big horny men, schlatt coins, and stal in one of the corners burning.

    • @lamijabrzina6964
      @lamijabrzina6964 4 роки тому +163

      c a p i t a l i s m

    • @yawilli09
      @yawilli09 4 роки тому +63

      Capitalism

    • @sirussirus7602
      @sirussirus7602 4 роки тому +107

      everything is Brooklyn and the economy is booming yet ruined

  • @gkarbouzi3185
    @gkarbouzi3185 5 років тому +993

    I cried my eyes out from laughter with Ted's BIG LION religion/joke.

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 5 років тому +3

      ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀਆਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਹਾਸੇ ਹਾਸੇ ਤੋਂ ਉੱਚਾ ਕੀਤਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਧਰਮ ਦੇ ਮਜ਼ਾਕ ਨਾਲ

    • @Q-bh
      @Q-bh 5 років тому +21

      Snubfanboy666 speaking moonrunes won’t make you funny especially with your name and profile picture

    • @helze2
      @helze2 5 років тому +16

      @@Q-bh bold of u to assume he's trynna be funny

    • @tayseers3116
      @tayseers3116 5 років тому +3

      @@Cytise91 did you just translate what he said to another language?

    • @Jay-st8jf
      @Jay-st8jf 5 років тому

      I couldnt breathe I just cried

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 5 років тому +621

    Big Lion is so powerful this video made it into number 2 on trending

    • @K_hessel
      @K_hessel 5 років тому +2

      small foot Big Lion is number one, and always will be, he just wanted to see his destruction in number 2

    • @raquetdude
      @raquetdude 5 років тому +2

      3rd on Trending in UK

    • @nayeli0k461
      @nayeli0k461 5 років тому

      Trying to reach 20 subs
      Any help will be appreciated
      🥴🥴

  • @game_shifter1
    @game_shifter1 3 роки тому +55

    2 years later and i still say "swiss virginia" with them.

  • @UnDedDood
    @UnDedDood 5 років тому +1595

    Travis is the closest thing to a Bob Ross we’re getting in this generation.

    • @terrellprice8620
      @terrellprice8620 5 років тому +42

      *How do you make a four leaf clover?*
      Why?
      *I’m putting it on my alligator*
      *Travis -2019*

    • @rileydevereaux7263
      @rileydevereaux7263 5 років тому +1

      One thousandth like

    • @UnDedDood
      @UnDedDood 5 років тому

      Terrell Price what’s so funny about that four leaf clovers are always found on alligators

    • @UnDedDood
      @UnDedDood 5 років тому

      Riley Devereaux now that’s what you call dedication

    • @UnDedDood
      @UnDedDood 5 років тому

      BoB RoSs

  • @rsvng
    @rsvng 5 років тому +1327

    “I’m going to Washington”
    “Oh cool which state?”
    “U”
    “Oh. Which Washington?”

  • @narwhal6112
    @narwhal6112 4 роки тому +4972

    May 2020: At least this year can't get any worse
    June 2020: Big Lion

    • @riley4794
      @riley4794 4 роки тому +116

      Narwhal 611 he’s so powerful...

    • @NovaNyst
      @NovaNyst 4 роки тому +41

      HE HAS COME FOR US

    • @snailbread1115
      @snailbread1115 4 роки тому +51

      The world is going to end up like pheb

    • @smoglessmeat
      @smoglessmeat 4 роки тому +17

      We all better start prayin! I know I am

    • @pyropro8027
      @pyropro8027 4 роки тому +13

      April 2020: *C R A M*

  • @ActualDavis
    @ActualDavis 3 роки тому +43

    3:35 well well.

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 5 років тому +1474

    “How do you draw a 4 leaf clover? I want to put it on my alligator”
    -Traves

  • @lusciouslocks8790
    @lusciouslocks8790 5 років тому +1690

    Top three causes of baldness in males:
    (1) male pattern baldness (genetic)
    (2) cancer (not genetic)
    (3) BIG LION (?)

    • @ghostlight69420
      @ghostlight69420 4 роки тому +2

      Citation needed

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 4 роки тому +23

      @@ghostlight69420 your soon-to-be baldness will be the only citation you need if you keep testing Big Lion

    • @gavinweng2793
      @gavinweng2793 4 роки тому +7

      wait chemo causes baldness not cancer

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 4 роки тому +2

      gavin weng shhhhhhh I have no medical experience

    • @mostafasweed6199
      @mostafasweed6199 4 роки тому +7

      Actually, BIG LION is number 1.

  • @t2pdaybreak422
    @t2pdaybreak422 4 роки тому +1070

    "Is That Michigan At The Top? The Great Lakes?"
    "No, Its *Hamburger Helper* "

    • @shelfdefence1112
      @shelfdefence1112 4 роки тому +10

      Classic mistake, I mean they're practically identical after all.

    • @mayhateclub
      @mayhateclub 4 роки тому +3

      hambelper hurger

    • @mintyeye1203
      @mintyeye1203 4 роки тому +1

      hurger hambelper

    • @rhinokick6606
      @rhinokick6606 4 роки тому +3

      hermbelper herper

    • @coopern8041
      @coopern8041 4 роки тому +4

      as someone who lives in michigan i can confirm michigan is just hamburger helper

  • @scratchpost7
    @scratchpost7 2 роки тому +16

    It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this I cry every time. I’m showing this video to my children

    • @qwerty_studios
      @qwerty_studios 2 роки тому

      same

    • @RichardCheezman
      @RichardCheezman 2 роки тому

      That quote about taking your ex back has me coming back to this video every time I’m in the middle of a sad break up, and here I am again. I feel much better after watching. Thank you Big Lion!

  • @honkytone608
    @honkytone608 5 років тому +1360

    "Take us through your creative process"
    Traves: "Grilled cheese"
    "What is going on"
    Traves: "4ore"

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 років тому +2

      His 4ore looks like fuckin vore

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 5 років тому +1

      Masterzoroark 666
      N o

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 5 років тому +1

      @@Mel0nCake404 you saw it and it will forever hunt your dreams

    • @Mel0nCake404
      @Mel0nCake404 5 років тому

      @@masterzoroark6664
      S t o p
      I don't want flashbacks

    • @waffex1624
      @waffex1624 5 років тому

      L'4che

  • @not_nathankim
    @not_nathankim 5 років тому +245

    I’m literally breaking down and crying in laughter. This is why discord channels are my absolute favorite.

  • @jammy_potato
    @jammy_potato 5 років тому +533

    "They nuked Pheb!"
    Bruh that got me crying

    • @em-rc6yc
      @em-rc6yc 5 років тому +13

      WRONG! THE INITIAL QUOTE WAS "THEY NUKED FUCKING PHEB!" FACT CHECK YOUR SOURCES LIBERAL

    • @Shockm_
      @Shockm_ 5 років тому +5

      The way that line was delivered

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 5 років тому +1

      Big lion is actually Phineas Flynn

    • @c0sm1caudi0s_7
      @c0sm1caudi0s_7 5 років тому

      I’m ded

    • @personperson6706
      @personperson6706 5 років тому +1

      She didnt even stand a chance

  • @imbaconplate8872
    @imbaconplate8872 2 роки тому +28

    The big lion bit was and still is the best fucking thing ive ever seen in my entire life. I genuenly hope they would all stream again and make dumb shit like this jesus

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 5 років тому +2650

    *B I G L I O N* has officially been accepted as a real religion

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 5 років тому +15

      mkango waukulu wavomerezedwa mwapadera kuti ndi chipembedzo choona

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 5 років тому

      Big lionian

    • @squid1712
      @squid1712 5 років тому +17

      @@Cytise91 he is speaking the language of gods

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 5 років тому +3

      @@Cytise91 the language of the African Gods

    • @flamingleo27
      @flamingleo27 5 років тому

      noil gib eeeeeeeeeeer kcuf pleh em esaelp

  • @pur3demon0wn
    @pur3demon0wn 5 років тому +594

    BIG LION
    BIG LION
    when he tried to match the ranger with the BIG LION on his hip.
    BIG LION ON HIS HIP

  • @andrewthomasprism9388
    @andrewthomasprism9388 5 років тому +1125

    I feel like Travis is living on a whole other plain of existence.

  • @thecrusader2784
    @thecrusader2784 3 роки тому +101

    It's time to settle this once and for all: Merciless Sun-God, Mascot of sans world vs BIG LION, God of new America
    Big lion is powerful enough to launch nukes with his bare hands and has light-speed laser vision which traps his opponents. Mortals cannot look at Big lion's true form as it turns them into a husk. We don't have many feats for him besides this video, but we can infer that he's at least the size of a city block by comparing him to the nearby churches. Since he is at least feard by Carson that puts Big lion at planet level with large city level AP and FTL attack speed.
    Merciless Sun-god was said to possess potentially infinite knowledge and Burns hotter than 1000 suns. He has fought and beaten Carson who has star-level durability and planet-level strength. He should be as big as BIG LION maybe even smaller. The Merciless Sun-God also has two blades which he uses in a strange fighting style, can likely produce plasma, and can send you to the yawning abyss.
    Winner: Merciless Sun-God wins. Faster, stronger, smarter, and more durable.

  • @donutqq
    @donutqq 5 років тому +823

    "big lion doesn't exist" they said..
    "he can't hurt you" they said...

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +13

      "But oh they were wrong" they realized
      *then the cock and ball torture with a rock started*

    • @phillipcastellanos6308
      @phillipcastellanos6308 5 років тому +1

      oh god..............................................................

    • @FishAnvil
      @FishAnvil 5 років тому +4

      My therapist: Big lion isn't real, he can't hurt you
      Big Lion: *nukes pheb*

    • @grayyarg424
      @grayyarg424 5 років тому +3

      then pheb died

    • @bdb1968
      @bdb1968 5 років тому +2

      They were lion

  • @mistzy6000
    @mistzy6000 5 років тому +1566

    Country Roads
    Take me home
    to the place
    I belong
    Swiss Virginia

    • @dangroll7766
      @dangroll7766 5 років тому +5

      lazuli real Fasnacht hours

    • @loganlovesdubstep
      @loganlovesdubstep 5 років тому +8

      Munster mommaaaaaaa

    • @unfortunatelyswagged6226
      @unfortunatelyswagged6226 5 років тому +2

      *Washington, U

    • @Hokie4Life
      @Hokie4Life 5 років тому +4

      I’m not sure if that’s offensive or not being from West Virginia shit a propane tank blew up a recycling center so welcome to West Virginia

  • @fatherwalnut
    @fatherwalnut 5 років тому +2220

    “thats like an innocent guy who is like ᴀʜ ғᴜᴄᴋ"

  • @dluziond
    @dluziond 2 роки тому +76

    wish i still found these as funny as i used to

    • @PhawkkP
      @PhawkkP 2 роки тому +10

      i still do tbh

    • @funny250wall
      @funny250wall 2 роки тому +3

      I hate Traves now

    • @saultfry501
      @saultfry501 Рік тому

      @@funny250wall why? Did he do something wrong?

    • @funny250wall
      @funny250wall Рік тому +2

      @@saultfry501 told Keemstar of all people about Carson talking to underage girls, I would be fine with it if it was anyone other then Keemstar

    • @saultfry501
      @saultfry501 Рік тому +2

      @@funny250wall Oh it was him that did that? Damn, that really sucks

  • @transorm987
    @transorm987 5 років тому +898

    "Six of my friends"
    Thinks of himself as a friend

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 5 років тому +47

      That's self-love my guy

    • @ۥۦۥ
      @ۥۦۥ 5 років тому +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHA XDXDDXDXXDDXXXDD LMAOOOAOAOAOAOA ?DXDXDDXDD AHAHAHAHA @;VSHSHH GAHAHAH XDZD Z DXHAHA CDXX

    • @stellrspellr444
      @stellrspellr444 5 років тому

      @@CastafioreOnUA-cam can't relate

  • @samfoulks1127
    @samfoulks1127 5 років тому +795

    That big lion part was probably the hardest I’ve laughed in forever

    • @antoniodacoolest3445
      @antoniodacoolest3445 5 років тому +13

      -ho ly sh. It-

    • @bazarleam8561
      @bazarleam8561 5 років тому +1

      i can relate

    • @Chimp380
      @Chimp380 5 років тому +14

      This is the first Carson video ive seen and its left a good mark

    • @daphne4407
      @daphne4407 5 років тому +1

      @@Chimp380 Same. I'm subbing

    • @NXLL414
      @NXLL414 5 років тому +1

      Big Lion was the unholy offspring of a shtty DMT trip I swear

  • @shawnritz
    @shawnritz 5 років тому +1394

    Nothing’s cuter than Travis voice cracking while saying “rainbow!”

    • @breadsticks471
      @breadsticks471 4 роки тому +62

      ALSO WHEN HE SAYS "the peas"

    • @spyro2869
      @spyro2869 4 роки тому +47

      *traves is honestly great lmao*

    • @jumbo6543
      @jumbo6543 4 роки тому +40

      Travis as absolutley adorable, 10/10

    • @jumbo6543
      @jumbo6543 4 роки тому +2

      @ Agreed

    • @mr.krinkle952
      @mr.krinkle952 4 роки тому +1

      Travis is cute! UwU

  • @Olliver666
    @Olliver666 3 роки тому +8

    I’ve actually never laughed that much in YEARS watching Ted make the nation of big lion my life is complete

  • @littlemisfortune9545
    @littlemisfortune9545 5 років тому +368

    "I didn't sleep"
    "I can tell josh I can tell"

  • @rain5402
    @rain5402 5 років тому +714

    How do you make a four leaf clover, it’s for my alligator

  • @Scarasmoochies
    @Scarasmoochies 5 років тому +1176

    I really can’t breathe right now and it’s Ted and Travis’ fault

    • @xxRetardGamingxx
      @xxRetardGamingxx 5 років тому +41

      *its fucking big lion*

    • @Squid_does_games9638
      @Squid_does_games9638 5 років тому +15

      It’s fucking big lion

    • @witheredtoashes9148
      @witheredtoashes9148 5 років тому +16

      *_ITS. FUCKING. B I G. L I O N._*

    • @ethtan6124
      @ethtan6124 5 років тому +11

      IT . IS . FUCKING . BIG . LION .

    • @haner7462
      @haner7462 5 років тому +7

      Ted's map fucking killed me and then we cut over to Travis with Simon Cowell