Best of CallMeCarson (2020 Edition)

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • Wanted to do a big compilation for 2019 but I'm late so now it's 2020. Enjoy!
    ♦ Huge thank you to altrive for the sick intro:
    Sub to him! - • Best of CallMeCarson I...
    ♦ Other Channels in the video ♦
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    Byze - bit.ly/3az3thk
    RTGame - bit.ly/2x6Une4
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    Quackity - bit.ly/2yAGwgz
    Misfits - bit.ly/2yFQg90
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → My second channel: / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - / discord
    → Subreddit - / callmecarson
    Music -
    Outro music - Peace and Tranquility - A Hat in Time
    Best of CallMeCarson (2020 Edition)

КОМЕНТАРІ • 43 тис.

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 4 роки тому +6879

    Carson: "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone"
    Everyone: *Collective Silence*

  • @idkthebest7345
    @idkthebest7345 4 роки тому +3277

    "Nothing bad happend."
    *thinks about losing in 8-ball*

    • @sailance462
      @sailance462 4 роки тому +21

      but you did in your replay to your own comment so congratulations you played yourself

    • @hydrakonic9289
      @hydrakonic9289 4 роки тому +4

      I guess he's just tired of everyone cheating

    • @slash.pile.e
      @slash.pile.e 4 роки тому +1

      Your mum has 20 large - dad

    • @seriga
      @seriga 4 роки тому

      @@sailance462 he replayed to not make a bad comment and not being an asshole. oh wait you are an asshole cuz you just want likes.

    • @GnushyVOD
      @GnushyVOD 4 роки тому

      idk THE BEST and other things

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 4 роки тому +3680

    I'm just imagining carson crouched under his desk sitting on the floor with a goblin posture playing 8ball on his phone for weeks straight and then coming out to continue his YT stuff

  • @edible-abrotions9171
    @edible-abrotions9171 10 місяців тому +445

    It feels so weird to watch this in 2024 and hear twomad pop up.

    • @tylerislame_3841
      @tylerislame_3841 8 місяців тому +54

      a lot of things are weird about this video when watching in 2024

    • @atom43362
      @atom43362 7 місяців тому +43

      Why do I feel like ever since 2020 there has been a great curse on all of humanity

    • @Perryprime1999
      @Perryprime1999 7 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @501Cruiser
      @501Cruiser 6 місяців тому

      @@atom43362 ong

    • @nexonus9513
      @nexonus9513 4 місяці тому +12

      I know Carson is a weird dude and stuff but man I’d lie if I said i didn’t miss this, lunch club, and smplive

  • @arshadulmonir3589
    @arshadulmonir3589 4 роки тому +5031

    “Let’s go for a million likes. Let’s shoot for the stars”
    *gets half a million in a day”

    • @velkro1112
      @velkro1112 4 роки тому +17

      @I have an unbearably small penis, but who?

    • @okaminoxans3491
      @okaminoxans3491 4 роки тому +106

      @@velkro1112 My dad. He owns 6 different yotube channels and he could beat up you're dad so i sugest u shut up

    • @gengarz77
      @gengarz77 4 роки тому +1

      @@okaminoxans3491 kid i hope your lying cuz this comment is funny as heck

    • @appointeddisappointment9676
      @appointeddisappointment9676 4 роки тому +4

      @@okaminoxans3491 *weird flex but ok*

    • @restra1nt170
      @restra1nt170 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @dfinan
    @dfinan 4 роки тому +1616

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone"
    7seconds of brutal awkward silence

  • @soggy9648
    @soggy9648 4 роки тому +2436

    2019 carson: Dirty desk
    2020 carson: Clean desk

  • @tux75
    @tux75 3 роки тому +4367

    Carson's entire channel is just one big moment where youre doing an overnight with your buddies, its really late so everything is funny, and laughter makes you laugh

  • @nolanjoseph1553
    @nolanjoseph1553 4 роки тому +1241

    "Is your refrigerator running?"
    "Uhhh no, no-not that I know of..."
    *"Well then you better go catch it."*

    • @midgetman2350
      @midgetman2350 4 роки тому +32

      well then-n-n-n catch it!

    • @SkooterSon
      @SkooterSon 4 роки тому +4

      Ah ah ah ah eh eh eh eh

    • @justpassingby3756
      @justpassingby3756 4 роки тому

      What game was that anyways?

    • @Garygears
      @Garygears 4 роки тому

      What game is that anyway-

    • @itsdopamine0561
      @itsdopamine0561 4 роки тому

      heh.....heh...heh..heh.heh hehehehehehahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 4 роки тому +2073

    Damn, Jschlatt meeting Carson for the first time is so nostalgic yet weird.

  • @isaacwoodman4289
    @isaacwoodman4289 4 роки тому +3618

    I can't believe that Carson uploaded "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" in its entirety on UA-cam

    • @hoff4301
      @hoff4301 4 роки тому +36

      I don't know guys I think he's still king

    • @marquitos461
      @marquitos461 4 роки тому +23

      Theres a reason his full name is Carson King

    • @SupremeShoelace
      @SupremeShoelace 4 роки тому +38

      @ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ Please shut up

    • @2for3Hottacos
      @2for3Hottacos 4 роки тому +5

      Except that this video is still shorter than the movie.

    • @fiftytexas4166
      @fiftytexas4166 4 роки тому +16

      @ϟϟ White Wolf ϟϟ the edge is killing me

  • @BadAtNames17
    @BadAtNames17 3 роки тому +3825

    Sometimes I like to come back here and pretend that everything's fine.

    • @Danny-bc3ev
      @Danny-bc3ev 3 роки тому +37

      Me too

    • @ham164cs
      @ham164cs 3 роки тому +13

      I just hope he’s coming back

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 3 роки тому +79

      @@ham164cs he might try but we can’t just pretend that what happened didn’t happen, a lot of people including me are never going to be able to look at him again without feeling slightly sick

    • @colbykitto4597
      @colbykitto4597 3 роки тому +20

      It is, he just tweeted saying he’s almost back,I knew most of the stuff was bs.

    • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
      @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like we shouldn’t just pretend that it didn’t happen

  • @Cr1msoNGD
    @Cr1msoNGD 4 роки тому +1818

    "Hey is your refrigerator running?"
    "No not that I know of"
    Then-n-n-n *CATCH IT*

    • @snage-thesnakemage
      @snage-thesnakemage 4 роки тому +17

      Eh ah ah ah ah ah

    • @meetjanks4083
      @meetjanks4083 4 роки тому +1

      caught it

    • @captainmurica4
      @captainmurica4 4 роки тому +3

      Unusal Photo
      Carson’s shit: *Gone reduced to atoms*

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 роки тому +6

      Carson's break was too short I feel like hes going to snap and shake a child again

    • @meetjanks4083
      @meetjanks4083 4 роки тому +1

      In the great words of Carson “stuck between an idiot and a rock place”

  • @captainwillow49
    @captainwillow49 4 роки тому +1624

    Ted: This is a bucket of cram
    Carson: Dear god
    Ted: There’s more
    Carson:NO

    • @dangerousvidsr220
      @dangerousvidsr220 4 роки тому +18

      Oakman I have done nothing but teleport cram

    • @captainwillow49
      @captainwillow49 4 роки тому +7

      Dangerous Vids R how much?

    • @h2odylan478
      @h2odylan478 4 роки тому +10

      YES SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT TF2 IS AND ALL THAT OLD SHIT

    • @Moyata753
      @Moyata753 4 роки тому +5

      @@captainwillow49 All of it,you told me to

    • @DaGalaxyBoy
      @DaGalaxyBoy 4 роки тому +2

      HE PUNCHED OUT ALL OF MY CRAM

  • @hexon8013
    @hexon8013 4 роки тому +2287

    Carson : Sits in his chair.
    Everyone : Yes.

    • @Tone.350
      @Tone.350 4 роки тому +14

      Floor gang

    • @davidfly2654
      @davidfly2654 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine being ceiling gang

    • @revisjames
      @revisjames 4 роки тому +3

      Sam Rogers you damn floorers go back to where you came from

    • @davidfly2654
      @davidfly2654 4 роки тому +1

      Sam Rogers amirite

    • @juanbingle
      @juanbingle 4 роки тому

      TWOMAD: THREE NIGGAS
      Carson: yes i am one

  • @MrCatzWiiU
    @MrCatzWiiU 2 роки тому +432

    It’s really hard to watch the ending to this now, he was such a huge inspiration. Watching the names go by is so sad since almost every single one no longer is in contact with him, nobody wants to make content due to his mess ups. Just so sad. 😔
    Miss the old days man…

    • @muntthedubious_9308
      @muntthedubious_9308 2 роки тому +10

      Same, dude. Same

    • @josephkony3993
      @josephkony3993 2 роки тому +3

      And now his videos suck and he's unfunny ☹️

    • @MadMax_8509
      @MadMax_8509 Рік тому +5

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @Zax_Husky
      @Zax_Husky Рік тому +28

      I still watch Carson, he makes me feel better, I ignore all what he has done wrong since we all make mistakes, the girl was at fault for what she did, she knew it ruin his life, its pathetic to see that she did this for attention...

    • @AfroCloud9
      @AfroCloud9 Рік тому +5

      You sure she did all that for..attention? (/genq)

  • @redder_
    @redder_ 4 роки тому +830

    "I hope nothing bad happened since I was gone"
    *Seinfeld theme intensifies*

    • @BLVCKSCORP
      @BLVCKSCORP 4 роки тому +2

      Curb your enthusiasm!

  • @elemental1874
    @elemental1874 4 роки тому +11473

    I’m crying. Not of sadness. Pure joy.

    • @TerraTekkit_Entertainment
      @TerraTekkit_Entertainment 4 роки тому +146

      I just shoved an entire Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe up my ass?

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 4 роки тому +18

      TerraTekkit Entertainment Nice, but who asked

    • @cryo9711
      @cryo9711 4 роки тому +24

      I feel sad that i didn't see a "He clearly likes it!" joke yet

    • @jaredwebb4493
      @jaredwebb4493 4 роки тому +7

      Carson still has humor

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 роки тому +17

      @@TerraTekkit_Entertainment does your ass light up?

  • @PlSSDRlNKER
    @PlSSDRlNKER 4 роки тому +2177

    The fact that he has fully accepted the fact that he’s a meme is honestly the best thing

    • @ichwalsadam9179
      @ichwalsadam9179 4 роки тому +25

      Fact! And the fact that he's wrapping up this whole in a simple and mature way is the fact that i love this man and thats a fact!

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, he is literally the personification of what a meme is.

    • @Aquaj8
      @Aquaj8 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody asked ik but I'm proud to be the 1000th like

    • @Usher666
      @Usher666 4 роки тому +1

      Hes always been a meme doe

    • @start3079
      @start3079 4 роки тому +1

      Hes a god

  • @harrisnoland
    @harrisnoland 2 роки тому +36

    I can never get through this one because every time I just want to go back and watch the entirety of the video each clip is from

  • @mushishroom3563
    @mushishroom3563 4 роки тому +11042

    The king stood up smiling, let’s at least get him 1 million likes.

  • @kingkrash6322
    @kingkrash6322 4 роки тому +966

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone." *starts thinking about all the 8ball losses that molded him into the man he is today*

  • @tssgetrekt3820
    @tssgetrekt3820 4 роки тому +2067

    Carson: “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.”
    Carson: *Peers into the soul of 1 million viewers with that single stare.

    • @friendshipmilk
      @friendshipmilk 4 роки тому

      fiibii Haha nice one dude!!!! 👍👍

    • @friedrice7876
      @friedrice7876 4 роки тому +20

      Tss GetREKT *peers into the soul of Katerinos 8 boyfriends with a single stare

    • @u_idiotkid425
      @u_idiotkid425 4 роки тому +1

      @@friedrice7876 lmfao

    • @Dead.channel388
      @Dead.channel388 4 роки тому +3

      Tss GetREKT why does he look like slimecicle?

    • @thenegus5469
      @thenegus5469 4 роки тому

      fiibii R kelly

  • @skywardsights_
    @skywardsights_ 2 роки тому +116

    that last thank you section really hurts. everyone isn't in his life anymore

    • @omegapablo
      @omegapablo Рік тому +2

      Yeah..... ;(

    • @foxtrotstudios2958
      @foxtrotstudios2958 Рік тому +11

      At least antvenom stayed

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 10 місяців тому

      @@foxtrotstudios2958less that he stayed and more so he didnt leave

    • @Gustavo-pc6wc
      @Gustavo-pc6wc 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@rattfishThat's what staying means

    • @bigmanliam
      @bigmanliam 10 місяців тому +7

      Theyre kinda fake af tbh

  • @transcendentalanarchy
    @transcendentalanarchy 4 роки тому +3035

    As someone who doesn't laugh at much, carson's laugh breaks the mold. He's amazing at what he does.

    • @connordalrymple451
      @connordalrymple451 4 роки тому +4

      PizzaTimeYT e

    • @knoxie8338
      @knoxie8338 4 роки тому +21

      Same here, I have a lot of issues experiencing and expressing emotion so Carson being able to help me loosen up in that end when I watch him is amazing. Genuinely such a good guy with great, enjoyable content. Glad he's back and feelin better, I hope it only gets better for him from here.

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 4 роки тому +3

      Totally, my favorite person to listen to laugh however is my main man Vinny Vinesauce, wholesome Binyot.

    • @Tgarker
      @Tgarker 4 роки тому

      @@knoxie8338 full agree

    • @benfuertes6585
      @benfuertes6585 4 роки тому +2

      it sounds crunchy

  • @jackmazeika5594
    @jackmazeika5594 4 роки тому +1419

    Fun fact: during the McDonald’s quiz, one of the names listed for fries is “potato fingers.” This is actually quite poetic, as that is also a Shakespearean euphemism for a penis.

    • @mrcanpop
      @mrcanpop 4 роки тому +5

      nice bro

    • @superbersyt
      @superbersyt 4 роки тому

      I thought you were going to do a meme like the guy that explains 'why Rick and Morty is deep' with 500 gallons of irony

    • @KindOfNate
      @KindOfNate 4 роки тому

      my potato fingers are throbbing

    • @phrogrock
      @phrogrock 4 роки тому

      Please stop I’m eating McDonald’s fries right now

    • @MealzOn4Wealz
      @MealzOn4Wealz 4 роки тому

      Jack Mazeika thank you

  • @kstew22
    @kstew22 4 роки тому +5180

    “I hope nothing bad has happened while i was gone”
    *look of disappointment*
    exactly how we feel Carson 💛

    • @sirtarquin2500
      @sirtarquin2500 4 роки тому +10

      time?

    • @Sharky843
      @Sharky843 4 роки тому +39

      Sir Tarquin first minute lol

    • @sped1220
      @sped1220 4 роки тому +59

      @@sirtarquin2500 literally the very beginning

    • @totoshmeeg8607
      @totoshmeeg8607 4 роки тому +85

      Carson goes up to Katerino: You've been a bit boring lately

    • @ajaxorion
      @ajaxorion 4 роки тому +3

      @@sirtarquin2500 bruh

  • @cocopufferz420
    @cocopufferz420 Рік тому +61

    whenever i come back and watch this vid i feel like im 15-16 again i miss this era sm

    • @totocinco3947
      @totocinco3947 Рік тому +4

      Damn, was about to coment something similar, i remember wanting to cry when i found out what was happening, even though he came back later, i just never felt the same, and it sucks, bc at one point he was what distracted me from life

    • @cocopufferz420
      @cocopufferz420 Рік тому +8

      @@totocinco3947 when i found out what happened i was in denial for so long. his videos helped me sm during high school, and now watching them back it just doesn't feel the same. SMP live was the peak

    • @totocinco3947
      @totocinco3947 Рік тому +7

      @@cocopufferz420 couldn't have discribed the feeling better, absolute denial of it changing forever, and yeah, smp live was Peak, i loved media dono videos and lifelink was amazing too

    • @loafy69
      @loafy69 Рік тому +7

      Honestly, the nostalgia is real. I remember watching these dudes all summer long, it does suck what happened. And no offense to anyone, but the videos just aren’t the same without the old gang. I do come back to these videos, and bask in the nostalgia. It was honestly a great time to be on the internet. So many fun groups making content and making videos. Inspiring others to do the same.

    • @cocopufferz420
      @cocopufferz420 Рік тому +4

      @@loafy69 i only watch vids with the og group tbh and it doesnt fell the same. 2019 was fr a fever dream and i miss them so much

  • @StxnceUK
    @StxnceUK 4 роки тому +2047

    Carson : let’s get 1 million likes as a joke
    *Literally has almost half that and it hasn’t even been 24hrs*

    • @Bohuc56
      @Bohuc56 4 роки тому +1

      lmao yeah its at 503k rn

    • @ericbing8636
      @ericbing8636 4 роки тому +2

      And it just keeps going up holy cow

    • @aaronmk7
      @aaronmk7 4 роки тому +1

      500k at 22 hours crazy lmao

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 4 роки тому

      2 million views in one day

    • @imessedup3433
      @imessedup3433 4 роки тому

      mood

  • @tcfa8808
    @tcfa8808 4 роки тому +2783

    this forever shall be called “the return of the carson king.”

  • @BoredBlaby
    @BoredBlaby 4 роки тому +923

    “Let’s shoot for 1m” as a joke
    *Is actually 1/4th of the way there only 4 hours in*

    • @matthcw
      @matthcw 4 роки тому +5

      BoredBlaby everyone missed him

    • @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles
      @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles 7 місяців тому +1

      Don’t think he’s gonna get there anymore lol.

    • @earth3882
      @earth3882 2 місяці тому +1

      @@I_Dislike_UA-cam_Handlesyeah seems like it

    • @jikosauce
      @jikosauce 27 днів тому

      We're right on the cusp of success as I write this

  • @kyyay-yt
    @kyyay-yt 2 роки тому +45

    walking into someone's base and saying "this house needs a corpse" is like the most powerful move i've ever seen

  • @bearlogg7974
    @bearlogg7974 4 роки тому +2850

    He did it.
    This truly is cereal when haves milk

  • @umbreonics2448
    @umbreonics2448 4 роки тому +547

    This is really just 2 hours of Carson doing the WHEEZE

    • @c0niine
      @c0niine 4 роки тому +12

      is there really anything more we could ask for

    • @umbreonics2448
      @umbreonics2448 4 роки тому

      Shut face lil Asian Boy

    • @c0niine
      @c0niine 4 роки тому

      @@umbreonics2448 bruh what

    • @umbreonics2448
      @umbreonics2448 4 роки тому

      The guy deleted his comment

    • @c0niine
      @c0niine 4 роки тому

      @@umbreonics2448 ohh

  • @MilliwaysBartender
    @MilliwaysBartender 4 роки тому +834

    "I've been thinking about committing insurance fraud."
    "My man!"

  • @samlarocco3909
    @samlarocco3909 Рік тому +37

    watching this in highschool was one of the best moments of ny life

  • @alberthwastaken
    @alberthwastaken 4 роки тому +3516

    Carson: posts a video
    Everyone: *The Return Of The King*

    • @gring6101
      @gring6101 4 роки тому +25

      "The return of king King"

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 роки тому

      @@gring6101 ikr

    • @nautical4384
      @nautical4384 4 роки тому

      Alberth but are we wrong that’s literally his last name lol

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 роки тому +5

      @Ronald McDonald your opinion doesn't matter

    • @gring6101
      @gring6101 4 роки тому +2

      @Ronald McDonald Ok buddy

  • @ObscureHuman
    @ObscureHuman 4 роки тому +723

    Carson: i hope nothing bad happened while i was gone
    Everyone else: *ASCENDED*

  • @whydoiexist1024
    @whydoiexist1024 4 роки тому +3021

    Alternative title, "Carson has an asthma attack for 2 hours straight"

  • @wobsonyt3841
    @wobsonyt3841 2 роки тому +762

    I know it's probably not possible for Jschlatt and Carson to be friends again as they were before the drama, but I miss their relationship and the style of these vids ...
    Edit: I won't stop believing in their return

    • @roguerayquaza2547
      @roguerayquaza2547 Рік тому +24

      He backstabbed Carson because of a stupid ass rumor.

    • @Melonrevenge77
      @Melonrevenge77 Рік тому +65

      @@roguerayquaza2547
      Nah, Carson lied to him after trying to help him, times past now, but don’t get it twisted.

    • @itsbart4618
      @itsbart4618 Рік тому +10

      @@roguerayquaza2547if helping someone damaged your career, then why would you carry on helping them, ESPECIALLY when your job requires people to have a positive view on you

    • @GotGooped
      @GotGooped Рік тому +1

      @@itsbart4618 because ditching a friend for business reasons is a dick move??

    • @Mental_health_first
      @Mental_health_first Рік тому +1

      @@roguerayquaza2547 They have exchanged apologies and were, and I believe still are considering meeting back up and doing a session of Minecraft

  • @timothydavis4549
    @timothydavis4549 4 роки тому +1165

    He looks like he is doing better mentally than he ever has in the history of his channel.... oh no carson's full power has been unleashed

    • @emila8072
      @emila8072 4 роки тому +11

      Good job on the lavahound

    • @lucasanson7824
      @lucasanson7824 4 роки тому +1

      69 likes

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 роки тому +4

      Punished Carson

    • @gbm6882
      @gbm6882 4 роки тому +15

      anti depressants are literally the bomb man

    • @krakenjm6877
      @krakenjm6877 4 роки тому +13

      Not to mention his acne is almost completely gone.

  • @Cybo-18
    @Cybo-18 4 роки тому +431

    “I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone.”
    This boy is petty and I love it.

    • @bobbyambrosino4836
      @bobbyambrosino4836 4 роки тому +7

      C18 you gotta be petty because you can’t really do anything else

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 4 роки тому +1

      Bobby Ambrosino True

    • @Alt-z9y
      @Alt-z9y 3 роки тому +2

      This comment didn't age well.

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 3 роки тому

      @@Alt-z9y BRUH 😂

    • @bluf1543
      @bluf1543 3 роки тому

      @@Cybo-18 oh man

  • @Charlesmouse
    @Charlesmouse 4 роки тому +2191

    Carson looks so physically healthy in the intro tbh, mans glowing up

  • @collinblollin5088
    @collinblollin5088 2 роки тому +26

    It's remarkable to see all the people mentioned in the thank you at the end and to realize they will never be seen in a video with him ever again.

  • @cjanthony9806
    @cjanthony9806 4 роки тому +384

    I love the idea that since Carson has taken a break he’s just been under his desk chilling

    • @ajb4230
      @ajb4230 4 роки тому +4

      playin 8-bal

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 роки тому +2

      Idea? Don't you mean how he was?

    • @cjanthony9806
      @cjanthony9806 4 роки тому +1

      ding dawng ah yes, of course. My bad 😂

  • @kuick6814
    @kuick6814 4 роки тому +1790

    Carson: *returns*
    Everyone: RETURN OF THE KING

  • @matias0612
    @matias0612 4 роки тому +1339

    “does anyone else here lack object permanence” damn i love carson

  • @AeonAdam
    @AeonAdam Рік тому +140

    Seeing Josh and Carson having fun together just makes me sad now... it sucks so bad they still haven't gone back to being friends...

    • @LGamerr
      @LGamerr Рік тому +2

      For real

    • @thefmehnater
      @thefmehnater Рік тому +16

      It’s kinda understandable why he left Carson after watching Schlatt’s video about Carson. They’re probably never gonna reform the old group.

    • @cenfer9962
      @cenfer9962 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah it is sad, they made me laugh so hard bro, best dynamic on UA-cam in a while

  • @LifesNotTooBad
    @LifesNotTooBad 4 роки тому +1676

    Carson: thanks everyone at the end for helping him
    *Me: Immediately starts shedding tears like a waterfall*

  • @afari1k
    @afari1k 4 роки тому +576

    Carson: I hope nothing bad happen
    Also Carson: having Vietnam flashback

    • @S--ox1ig
      @S--ox1ig 4 роки тому +1

      I also get flashbacks when i think about my Ex

    • @bxby._.c0h3n59
      @bxby._.c0h3n59 4 роки тому +2

      M1A2 SEP Abrams main battle tank I get flashbacks from ThE NuMbErS mAsOn what do they mean

  • @ClubbyBubby
    @ClubbyBubby 4 роки тому +750

    Carson: *talks*
    Community: *everyone liked that*

  • @L0CV5T
    @L0CV5T 2 роки тому +196

    I hope we can come back to an era like this someday. The original group was by far the best.

    • @aetheriox463
      @aetheriox463 2 роки тому +14

      if what schlatt said was true, i dont blame them. its not great the way they did it, but a line needed to be drawn

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 2 роки тому

      @@aetheriox463 What happened? Sorry for asking 6 months late

    • @aetheriox463
      @aetheriox463 2 роки тому +1

      @@justsomenumpty carson sexted a 17 yr old when he was 19 and a few other ppl

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 2 роки тому +30

      @@aetheriox463 mate his friends were terrible if texting someone two years younger than you makes you cut off your friends they weren’t his friends

    • @L0CV5T
      @L0CV5T 2 роки тому +1

      @@PhoenixAce bro what idk that this still had msges in it

  • @MagniVibin
    @MagniVibin 4 роки тому +2714

    "I thought he was my childhood hero, he's worse than Hitler" -Gayschlatt

    • @dotdot2319
      @dotdot2319 4 роки тому +3

      what happened?

    • @casanovarock18
      @casanovarock18 4 роки тому +10

      @@dotdot2319 watch the video.

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 роки тому +1

      @Dot Dot watch the video.

    • @izoo1687
      @izoo1687 4 роки тому

      Lmaoo

    • @Malviem
      @Malviem 4 роки тому +2

      “iM GAY”

  • @TrashyBiker
    @TrashyBiker 4 роки тому +3312

    “I hope nothing bad happened”
    Everybody: Oh No

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn 4 роки тому +9

      Can you just please tell me what happend
      I think I heard once somewhere that his gf cheated on him but I don't know

    • @randimurphy4124
      @randimurphy4124 4 роки тому +47

      Lukas XYZ yeah katerino cheated on him with fitz he confirmed it on a reddit post like a month or two ago

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn 4 роки тому +4

      @@randimurphy4124 eh thx now I can make my comment

    • @simas2883
      @simas2883 4 роки тому +30

      @@Lukas-yt1mn Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee well kate cheated not only on callmecarson with fitz but she also had 5 other boyfriends

    • @thefaulkness
      @thefaulkness 4 роки тому +24

      MAYBE HE MEANS A GLOBAL PANDEMIC I DUNNO

  • @ahyena7153
    @ahyena7153 4 роки тому +1527

    Carson's last name is true to him. He picked up his head like a King

    • @bradenking6648
      @bradenking6648 4 роки тому +11

      Hey guys, so this may be a little awkward

    • @juicer3344
      @juicer3344 4 роки тому +1

      Yikes

    • @Ahrceon
      @Ahrceon 4 роки тому +1

      For future reference I was talking about the one the hyena made

    • @quive5705
      @quive5705 4 роки тому +1

      1000th like, congrats!

  • @collyod7751
    @collyod7751 3 роки тому +22

    'I'm glad nothing bad happened while I was gone.'
    Biggest foreshadowing ever

  • @profsillyguy
    @profsillyguy 4 роки тому +753

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone."
    *intense stare*

  • @troll1865
    @troll1865 4 роки тому +3760

    I’m not sure if it’s just me but Carson sounded a lot happier, like his personality changed, it’s good to see him happy

    • @nathanalbrightmusic
      @nathanalbrightmusic 4 роки тому +68

      Yeah, he sounded really happy, I'm so proud of him

    • @aeshole
      @aeshole 4 роки тому +10

      That's why he left

    • @berry8049
      @berry8049 4 роки тому +1

      yeah ::)))

    • @dylanracer195
      @dylanracer195 4 роки тому +2

      I agree he sounds really happy

    • @Mimikyuz
      @Mimikyuz 4 роки тому +1

      @@sp4de971 Wtf

  • @THATRANDOMDUDE99999
    @THATRANDOMDUDE99999 4 роки тому +1326

    "Is your refrigerator running?"
    "No, not at the moment."
    "Well then- *descends to the 9th circle of hell* catch it!"

  • @lt.bagelbites6969
    @lt.bagelbites6969 2 роки тому +94

    Damn I forgot how hilarious the SMPLive days were… god how I miss them…

  • @4amjack
    @4amjack 4 роки тому +2616

    "Hope You Enjoy" "Hope" Doesn’t Even Begin To Express How Happy I Am To See A New Video.

    • @zank5840
      @zank5840 4 роки тому +11

      you enjoy

    • @YoshinoXTempest
      @YoshinoXTempest 4 роки тому +1

      fk this is 2 hours long

    • @ScrambledNotEgg
      @ScrambledNotEgg 4 роки тому +9

      Stop Writing Every Word With A Big Letter It Triggers My OCD

    • @4amjack
      @4amjack 4 роки тому +3

      @@ScrambledNotEgg Sorry Buddy I Didn't Know You Had OCD

    • @Zenval
      @Zenval 4 роки тому +4

      @@ScrambledNotEgg Well Does This Trigger Your Ocd? The FitnessGram Pacer Test Is a MultiStage Aerobic Capacity Test That Progressively Gets Harder As It Continues.

  • @patricklidstone5659
    @patricklidstone5659 4 роки тому +1647

    “Please. I want to be able to say I drowned gumball. Just give me this.”
    “Why? What does that give you?”
    “Power.”

    • @achair5201
      @achair5201 4 роки тому +1

      no comments, I respect that

    • @nyx0781
      @nyx0781 4 роки тому

      e

    • @PolicemanPlanet
      @PolicemanPlanet 4 роки тому +1

      i am the 1000th like

    • @TheMagnitude
      @TheMagnitude 4 роки тому

      Patrick LIdstone this same comment got me 3k likes on the original video gg

    • @dirpysheep9634
      @dirpysheep9634 4 роки тому

      That is indeed what the bit said

  • @Joaquin454_
    @Joaquin454_ 4 роки тому +1101

    During the Quarantine: *People praying*
    Carson: I have arise and heard your prayers my children

  • @ESP3DINA
    @ESP3DINA 3 роки тому +32

    I'm gonna miss moments like this, but overall im glad Carson is back

  • @abs01utetr4sh7
    @abs01utetr4sh7 4 роки тому +1863

    "This video's gonna be up for a while, so let's get 1 million likes-"
    2 days later and it's already at 500k, you love to see it

    • @hoodyFPS
      @hoodyFPS 4 роки тому

      Waluigi in my Spaghetti almost 600k

    • @Leturt11
      @Leturt11 4 роки тому

      @@hoodyFPS actually 04/25/2020 22:25 CEST its at 597 976k likes

    • @biggidybungus4572
      @biggidybungus4572 4 роки тому

      That is P R E C I S E L Y what you love to see

    • @furrygaming7613
      @furrygaming7613 4 роки тому +3

      Shut up, Spaghetti boy

    • @oakweed
      @oakweed 4 роки тому

      @@furrygaming7613 no

  • @DrunkenHorseman
    @DrunkenHorseman 4 роки тому +357

    *"Its enough to make a grown man cry, and that's okay."*
    -Officer Earl

  • @ARipeBanana
    @ARipeBanana 4 роки тому +1090

    Only Carson and his friends make someone being in a box genuinely hilarious.

    • @mmandible5470
      @mmandible5470 4 роки тому +9

      Let’s not forget the metal gear solid franchise

    • @poisonshadow317
      @poisonshadow317 4 роки тому +1

      Or that spongebob episode

    • @grungaloo2536
      @grungaloo2536 4 роки тому +3

      It took me an hour and 17 minutes to get this joke

    • @Grammar_police420
      @Grammar_police420 4 роки тому +1

      I mean what about human sex trafficking?

    • @devenjohnson53
      @devenjohnson53 4 роки тому +1

      ARipeBanana SMOSH DID IT mr box please tell me y’all remember that PLESSE

  • @icyferaligatr9908
    @icyferaligatr9908 9 місяців тому +9

    This feels like....almost a finale for prime carson. He only uploaded a few videos after this before everything happened and it truely feels like a sense of saying goodbye to the group of old. His nee group is definately funny and have some banger jokes but truely will never be as iconic ae this...I miss it. I miss it being like an event whenever he uploaded and sharing these with my friends and laughing along with the funny bits. Truely tragic.

  • @stolthet05
    @stolthet05 4 роки тому +505

    Dude I literally cried when he said he was coming back, I missed this embodiment of manliness.

    • @BigBuffetBoy85
      @BigBuffetBoy85 4 роки тому +4

      How much Reddit karma do you have

    • @stolthet05
      @stolthet05 4 роки тому +1

      @@BigBuffetBoy85 not enough

    • @BigBuffetBoy85
      @BigBuffetBoy85 4 роки тому

      G C I can smell the soy through my computer, I think it’s time to take your phone away

    • @jacktait9635
      @jacktait9635 4 роки тому

      manliness?

    • @wolfhack9581
      @wolfhack9581 4 роки тому

      rude

  • @gabekiehn3663
    @gabekiehn3663 4 роки тому +571

    "Return of the King" has never been more applicable

  • @AdamGaming28
    @AdamGaming28 4 роки тому +2563

    That's two hours I'll never get back.
    I regret none of it.

    • @aleksnotalex1458
      @aleksnotalex1458 4 роки тому +4

      who would regret watching this incredible masterpiece,

    • @Lyon1992
      @Lyon1992 4 роки тому +2

      @CooledWhipCream I've got quite a few due today but why do them when I can restart the video and watch it a third time?

    • @Lucifer-cq8uh
      @Lucifer-cq8uh 4 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @Lucifer-cq8uh
      @Lucifer-cq8uh 4 роки тому

      Just got finished

    • @yoursincerely-soda
      @yoursincerely-soda 4 роки тому

      same

  • @BartholomewCornwallaceJameson
    @BartholomewCornwallaceJameson Рік тому +11

    Genuinely one of the funniest UA-cam videos ever made

  • @austin5809
    @austin5809 4 роки тому +829

    *He has dusted off his crown*

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому +2

      Frogmire My good sir may I ask how many chromosomes you have?

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 роки тому

      Nunzio Fofone just report him man. He’s probably butthurt that someone called him emo instead of goth

    • @Betaster3000
      @Betaster3000 4 роки тому

      @@nunziofofone2645 you know it's a troll right?

    • @nunziofofone2645
      @nunziofofone2645 4 роки тому

      Kowalski a troll can go on normally, but if you use a troll that is controversial, spam it everywhere and insult Carson himself which should have the most emotional and not support in this moment then I can't let it pass on. You feel me?

  • @thexerofaction4809
    @thexerofaction4809 4 роки тому +660

    I believe that in one Misfits podcast, Swagger(I think) said, "The joke never ends with Carson... and I think that's part of what makes him so funny." This is most definitely true. The joke never ends with Carson, and even when he's going through a tough time, he remains positive and continues to crack jokes like normal. Carson is an absolute King. Love you, man. ❤👑

    • @TerraTekkit_Entertainment
      @TerraTekkit_Entertainment 4 роки тому +2

      Lightning McQueen light-up sketchers shoe hurts

    • @TerraTekkit_Entertainment
      @TerraTekkit_Entertainment 4 роки тому +1

      send the help?

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 4 роки тому +1

      TerraTekkit Entertainment - Try lighting McQueen crocs. Much better would recommend 10/10

    • @flambedread9532
      @flambedread9532 4 роки тому +3

      @@Skippercarlos5 honestly I prefer lightning McQueen slippers

    • @yellowmoron
      @yellowmoron 4 роки тому +5

      Yesterday on Jawsh's stream he would make references like "Im tired be using for clout" and everytime i would laugh so fucking hard

  • @webzter2661
    @webzter2661 4 роки тому +669

    Carson: *graps and crawls out from his desk* "I'm back."
    Me: *yes son of Car has returned*

  • @curghi3851
    @curghi3851 3 місяці тому +21

    stop searching by newest, we both know you miss the simpler times

  • @sancia_
    @sancia_ 4 роки тому +547

    I can’t express my happiness in seeing Carson smile.

    • @ThatAnimalRaptor
      @ThatAnimalRaptor 4 роки тому +2

      Chiagoziem Nwafor hell on earth

    • @wannabuyacan1957
      @wannabuyacan1957 4 роки тому +2

      Chiagoziem Nwafor he got cheated on and he already and depression, so it just made it worse

    • @xxxmlgxxm1330
      @xxxmlgxxm1330 4 роки тому +3

      He got the good meds

    • @OverTime3223
      @OverTime3223 3 роки тому +6

      this hits different now.. and me too

    • @coolkida9957
      @coolkida9957 3 роки тому +3

      @@OverTime3223 I still feel happy knowing he’s feeling well

  • @thehuhguy9826
    @thehuhguy9826 4 роки тому +1912

    The king has return to his gamer chair.

  • @uhloganidk
    @uhloganidk 4 роки тому +204

    i love how carson sounds so happy in the beginning, i can tell the break was a good choice.

  • @gabrielortiz2293
    @gabrielortiz2293 2 роки тому +59

    I know that he’s back and everything but I just keep coming back to his old videos just because of his friend group, idk how to describe it but it’s more enjoyable than the ones he has now

  • @limlamlemlemons9093
    @limlamlemlemons9093 4 роки тому +839

    Carson is truly a king, and we are his loyal subjects.

    • @methylsky
      @methylsky 4 роки тому +4

      he's literally King, but you shouldn't call anyone by surname

    • @barrett8584
      @barrett8584 4 роки тому

      @@methylsky Mr.King?

    • @alexzhuravlev8736
      @alexzhuravlev8736 4 роки тому +1

      Nah I want to protest when I stabbed some guy that called me “sir” like 3 guards were chasing me for no reason

    • @Datmeega
      @Datmeega 4 роки тому +1

      “Do you watch callmecarson also omg lets buttfuck we can be best of friends his videos are super funny have you seen the newest one?? So did you bring the buttplugs shitty memes that only retarded 14 year olds think are funny also dont forget the lube nigga”

    • @radioboy717
      @radioboy717 4 роки тому

      Unlike katerino

  • @gradysheets5176
    @gradysheets5176 4 роки тому +252

    Carson’s joke at the beginning made me feel soooo much better

  • @Matheus-ki9zo
    @Matheus-ki9zo 4 роки тому +921

    "I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone."
    Yes, you weren't here.

  • @gabe2533
    @gabe2533 3 роки тому +16

    Carson: I hope nothing bad happened while I was gone
    This folks is what we in the industry call foreshadowing

  • @8bitgdhaxz
    @8bitgdhaxz 4 роки тому +917

    Imagine how weird it would look if Carson never closed his eyes while laughing

    • @dio9488
      @dio9488 4 роки тому +21

      I hate you so much for planting this image in my brain

    • @ImTheReverse
      @ImTheReverse 4 роки тому +2

      Ugh.

    • @fan_of_lizzers
      @fan_of_lizzers 4 роки тому +4

      Is this the real Wolfenshegelatein Hausenburgerdorf?

    • @lorddog7249
      @lorddog7249 4 роки тому +2

      Get a shot of him laughing and give his most open eyes

    • @damienmaldonado9212
      @damienmaldonado9212 4 роки тому +2

      Oh god why, i am going to have nightmares now. Thanks satan.

  • @thelettttera9898
    @thelettttera9898 4 роки тому +1515

    “Is your refrigerator running”
    “Not that I know of”
    “ *WELL THEN-N-n* n CATCH IT”

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 4 роки тому +44

      ah ha ha ha ha ha. Ohh ho ho ho ho. ah ha ha ha ha. oh ho ho ho ho. ah haha
      ha..
      _are you still there?_

    • @thelettttera9898
      @thelettttera9898 4 роки тому +3

      Katcano yes

    • @johnsichz
      @johnsichz 4 роки тому +1

      Aye what video is this from

    • @nan2339
      @nan2339 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnsichz h

    • @TsdsxSansTSSunStone
      @TsdsxSansTSSunStone 4 роки тому

      Who was that on the phone? Was it a random person or one of Carson’s friends.

  • @specificocean5338
    @specificocean5338 4 роки тому +387

    Carson: *returns*
    Everyone: that is very much *_adequate_*

  • @tredohtv
    @tredohtv 3 роки тому +8

    thanks for showing me the light when things were shitty, im gonna miss your amazing, hilarious content. hope you come back carson.

  • @crimzonmist898
    @crimzonmist898 4 роки тому +1151

    *The legend himself returns *
    Fans : *ghasps of excitement *
    Jschlatt :its not his first rodeo

  • @Toasty_Bread_
    @Toasty_Bread_ 4 роки тому +799

    Me: *sees Carson’s best of video*
    *its 2 hours long*
    Me: it’s movie time

    • @notimplosio5562
      @notimplosio5562 4 роки тому +7

      Me after watching it:
      It’s rewind time.

    • @flynn5561
      @flynn5561 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh that’s my profile pic

    • @dantheman3332
      @dantheman3332 4 роки тому +2

      Well imma get some popcorn

  • @lino3055
    @lino3055 4 роки тому +1652

    We didn’t give enough praise to Big Lion so he brought the corona virus over us

    • @DaWormGod
      @DaWormGod 4 роки тому +8

      Big lion knew, but the villagers didn't here the words of lion

    • @lilshiddy8443
      @lilshiddy8443 4 роки тому +4

      You cycles it clearly was trollcopter

    • @Myguylookinfresh
      @Myguylookinfresh 4 роки тому +6

      No you're all wrong. It was the Merciless Sun God

    • @dynamico6518
      @dynamico6518 4 роки тому +6

      Oh no, please forgive us *B I G L I O N*

    • @aarja1193
      @aarja1193 4 роки тому +3

      LurkingLino it was clearly Dasani water bottle

  • @harald7309
    @harald7309 3 роки тому +8

    Thank you Carson for helping me and others during bad times. Personally I got covid and it feels like my body is in a box of pins. But your wrechid laugh and humor keeps me going. Thank you so much

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 3 роки тому

      Did you hear the controversy 1 day after this got posted ?

    • @harald7309
      @harald7309 3 роки тому +4

      @@zeeweed3666 Huh? That controversy what a bit wonky. Plus does that change that I can just enjoy his humor?

    • @zeeweed3666
      @zeeweed3666 3 роки тому +3

      @@harald7309 of course not I still think he’s a funny guy and I respect him for wat he’s doing now

  • @SuperCasino77
    @SuperCasino77 4 роки тому +1910

    Carson's humor is so dumb and he's also the only person that this is an absolute compliment for.

    • @shemumble4127
      @shemumble4127 4 роки тому +9

      The rest of the Lunch Club too

    • @NadavShaknay
      @NadavShaknay 4 роки тому +20

      I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's the only person I've seen who's humor is absolutely flawless.

    • @theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806
      @theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 4 роки тому +4

      Does anyone know if he still lives with cooper noah and travis

    • @axelpetersen4899
      @axelpetersen4899 4 роки тому +3

      @@theofficialbarackh.obamayo5806 he temporarily moved back home to his family, but i think he will still live with the boys when he gets back

    • @spoonaddict8805
      @spoonaddict8805 4 роки тому

      There are 2 actualy

  • @Dantetherium
    @Dantetherium 4 роки тому +3078

    Carson’s the only person that makes 2 hours feel like 2 minutes

    • @AdamSielicki
      @AdamSielicki 4 роки тому +35

      @@mitchellward5739 the "Yeet" at the end is an amazing ending..

    • @jasperzz2859
      @jasperzz2859 4 роки тому +29

      Mitchell Ward I don’t wanna get r/wooshed here but I can’t tell If ur joking or not

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 4 роки тому +26

      Mitchell Ward This is a copy pasta, right? It has to be...

    • @Dantetherium
      @Dantetherium 4 роки тому +5

      Mitchell Ward yikes lol I didn’t even notice this.

    • @amazingamer360
      @amazingamer360 4 роки тому +11

      @@mitchellward5739 Bad day?

  • @fr4ctal272
    @fr4ctal272 4 роки тому +802

    >Carson uploads
    *this has put a smile on everyone's face*

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 4 роки тому

      The Creationist damn.

    • @ballfoundler9954
      @ballfoundler9954 4 роки тому +1

      Fitz can go away, Carson is by far the better content creator imo

    • @Mimikyuz
      @Mimikyuz 4 роки тому +2

      *everybody liked that*

    • @zexalf7228
      @zexalf7228 4 роки тому

      Fr4ctaL not mine

    • @woah5546
      @woah5546 4 роки тому +1

      @@zooweemama7221 hes sorry man, it's on his twitter

  • @guysholymoly
    @guysholymoly Рік тому +27

    If you close your eyes and watch this. It's almost like nothing ever happened.

  • @jdawstv9357
    @jdawstv9357 4 роки тому +306

    I honestly expected 2 hours of just wood fired pizza on loop

  • @tyler77x11
    @tyler77x11 4 роки тому +1810

    CalllMeCarson uploads after a break:
    *The Physical Return Of Christ*

  • @ryeguy2256
    @ryeguy2256 4 роки тому +1020

    I swear Carson’s laugh is GOLDEN

  • @moth2019
    @moth2019 3 роки тому +80

    If his returning video isn't a "best of 2021" and just 1 hour of nothing with an occasional Minecraft cave noise, I'll be very upset