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@kindofafuckingbrat dude youre so right, she cant even get from one place to another without falling to gain attention. Whta an actual fucking dick and balls.
I remember when the comment section was all just “painful”... seeing it normal now really hurts. Stings, if you will. One might even say it’s painful. Edit: speaking of painful 😬
yeah i think he meant waterboarding as in the form of torture used by people like the CIA for example, mainly in interrogations, in which a person is hung upside down and they presumably lower the person into water... or something like that in which gives the person the feeling of drowning, forcing them to talk
@@BagsofPaper fear not. I saw on Reddit 2 teenagers taking a picture with him recently. He was wearing a shirt which very well indicates that he doesn’t self harm :-)
I'm from New Zealand and that first ad really took me back!! For anyone wondering wtf it's about, ACC is the NZ government insurance scheme that helps cover medical fees for injuries sustained at home or in the workplace
Therr are kids exactly like Carson and his friends at my new school and I hang with them but I don't think they consider me their friend and I don't text them ever which sucks
Bruh the problem is especially when your content is edgy you kinda had to be around before youtube completley fucked it all up cause now a days a new channel that doesnt keep it pc will never leave youtube purgatort
Idk if Carson will see this but it was good to see you on mizkiffs stream. For the last month I've been rewatching your videos like I use to long time ago I wished to be someone like you I'm not saying like I stopped bc of you I just switched dreams, but the videos on my channel while horrid you were a big inspiration, thank you. Cant wait to see you back
Skull trooper needs your help! He's at tilted towers and all he needs to get the golden scar is your mom or dads credit card number it's expiration date and the three WACKY numbers on the back!
4:20 As someone who lives in close proximity to Baltimore I agree with this. If you’re planning on traveling here: 1. Don’t. 2. If you did not follow #1, DONT STEP OUT OF THE FUCKING LAMPLIGHT AFTER SUNSET. YOU MOST DEFINITELY WILL BE MUGGED.
truly painful. i miss this amazing human. i hope he comes back. ive been in his position and its awful. everyone abandoning you and switching sides after something goes wrong. im sorry carson.
What exactly did he do again? I never bother with this UA-cam drama bull but I heard grease talk about it on stream and is seems like everyone's just being super dramatic.
@@idontgetit3245 I don't really know, it was something about how he was "sexting" a person that was a bit younger than him, and then after that, he just stopped uploading because he knew people wouldn't really like him to keep making videos after what happened.
pain·ful /ˈpānfəl/ adjective -(of part of the body) affected with pain. "her ankle was very painful" synonyms: sore, hurting, tender, aching, throbbing, angry "a painful arm" -causing physical pain. "a painful knock" -causing distress or trouble. "a painful experience" synonyms: disagreeable, unpleasant, nasty, bitter, distressing, upsetting, traumatic, miserable, sad, heartbreaking, agonizing, harrowing "a painful experience"
3:02 and now, 5 years later, McDonalds did an “anime” promotional campaign. Kind of crazy to see how prominently anime has entered the zeitgeist over the last half-decade
...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '
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CallMeCarson nice
Dont worry ill give him a like
Ok
So when is that commercial you made gonna be put out as a video?
Hey Carson respond my man im a air bender
I come back annually just to hear “I’m an air bender”
Bill Buttlicker yep
Painful
Same
Here, because u r funny, you can have part of my watermelon 🍉
Painful
Painful.
Painful.
Painful
Painful
Painful
Painful.
Commercial: *Helpsless old lady falls down the stairs and cant get up*
Carson: *WHEEZE*
Painful
so painful
its full of pain
balls
what a boomer bitch. can't even get the laundry down the stairs without crying for attention 😡😤🤚
@kindofafuckingbrat dude youre so right, she cant even get from one place to another without falling to gain attention. Whta an actual fucking dick and balls.
“You BETA male”!
Gets me every time I swear
2:42?
don't let my name deceive you
Josh is the most underrated person in Carson’s friend group
“Travis Scott wants you to get these squad wins for the crew tonight”
A year and a half later: Travis Scott is in fortnite
Ben Kroko “CURRENT EVENT EQUALS FUNNY!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He predicted it
2 years after this comment: travis scott IS fortnie lmao
Okay cool
@@blackironwalterkus3851 ... yeah?
the refrigerator dude lives in my town and we love him
rat daddi that is awesome
@Ulyasse ¿ wha-
Ulyasse ¿ dude how do you know he’s lying
@Ulyasse ¿ the warehouse is literally in the town over, i grew up on those wackass commercials lol
Melbourne???
Markiplier looked like he just went through immense Chinese torture
Painful
I don't think he's even Chinese 😂😂😂
@@costeele8879 he doesn't have to be Chinese to be tortured by them.
@@stoked-6996 That's true. I kind of read the comment wrong. 👉😎👉
Get yo sleep kids, sleep deprivation kills your brain cells faster than you know it.
Oh God was it painful
I remember when the comment section was all just “painful”... seeing it normal now really hurts. Stings, if you will. One might even say it’s painful.
Edit: speaking of painful 😬
It’s truly painful.
Truly.
Painfullll
painful
2021 is painful
markiplier looks like he got waterboarded until he did the unboxing
He probably was
what
@@Giovfunny what
I thought he was being held hostage?
yeah i think he meant waterboarding as in the form of torture used by people like the CIA for example, mainly in interrogations, in which a person is hung upside down and they presumably lower the person into water... or something like that in which gives the person the feeling of drowning, forcing them to talk
Carson always sounds like he's about to laugh.
Panful.
.lufnaP
It’s because he always is about to laugh.
yes
Or cry
"Who could've guessed Domino's would work with Hatsune Miku?"
Who could've guessed Sonic the Hedgehog would work with Hooters?
What?
@@epicnamehere2 Look it up. It's a thing.
LegoMinecraft369 Why have you cursed us with this knowledge?
*wait what-*
NO WAY THIS CANT BE REAL I CANT
Now this shits really painful
Same
**laughs in p a i n**
Same
I'd be happy to work with Carson but he would never find me lol, I just hope he comes back one day. I just hope he doesn't hurt himself.
@@BagsofPaper fear not. I saw on Reddit 2 teenagers taking a picture with him recently. He was wearing a shirt which very well indicates that he doesn’t self harm :-)
Really glad this video emphasized the part where I pretended I was an airbender as I sucked nicotine from a flash drive
You're the hero everyone needs
The world will not be the same
Seems painful
Painfull
JehBerDeh if u like juuls u should REALLY try Meth, that shit kicks nuts
2:20 mark legit looks like they just broke into his house and they are currently holding all his loved ones at gun point forcing him to make this
Woo let's make it painless
that's why he's so drenched
LilAyeKae47shawty I definitely did not threaten Markiplier
We all just gonna act like Markiplier wasn’t held hostage by Epic Games?
He was
Yeah
Are we going to talk about how he hasnt gotten a sponsor from del Monty or green giant
@@ReeFizz fuck yea unas annas reference
Rip_TacoKing in 90 days no one will understand this
Lady: falls down the stairs and fucking dies
Carson: **KETTLE**
ᵗʳᵃᵛⁱˢ ˢᶜᵒᵗᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ˢqᵘᵃᵈ ʷⁱⁿˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉʷ ᵗᵒⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ
ረቿፕነ ኗቿፕ ፕዘቿነቿ ነዒሁልዕ ሠጎክነ ቻዐዪ ፕዘቿ ርዪቿሠ
🉐🈹㊙️🈲㊗️🇨🇷
特拉维斯•斯科特 (Travis Scott) 希望您今晚为船员赢得这些小队冠军
Still my favorite cursed commercial
The greatest voice over in the world.
Why am I rewatching this?
*_This is painful_*
Gloria Borger it is a amazing video
@@dylancantsleep3308 i will keep watching this until I die
Painful
Because it’s funny and quarantine
Painful
I'm from New Zealand and that first ad really took me back!! For anyone wondering wtf it's about, ACC is the NZ government insurance scheme that helps cover medical fees for injuries sustained at home or in the workplace
"i doubt that will happen though" *pauses video cracks knuckles* *realizes i'm a year late to this*
PAINFUL
Ian Lee don’t worry, I’m with you.
Painful.
Hey you stole my comment!
And my name! What the fuck?!
mm pain i see the grate painful yeah
painful
Legomansam52 me too
oh boy, I remember seeing that banned life alert commercial, it was pretty
painful.
ikr
I just watched the internet historians video about that what the fuck
Painful:
*painful*
I literally saw it on tv a days ago T^T
Same. twas fucked
Jokes aside, you can tell the refrigerator guy loves his job
yes
@@xdderpiii5426 I want someone to reply to this comment with a more aggressive version of your pfp
xd Derpiii oh hey we have pretty much the same pfp
Где находится предохранитель отвечает не
Ну что там у вас
What a nice group of friends! I really hope nothing bad happens to one of them!
😪
Fools Gold : generic meme
Real Gold : thinking of a good joke
Comedy Gold : painful
Droplet fighting gold
@@oxalicacid3194Fighting gold: Diavolo
I am the 690th like, nice
Idiots: painful
Me, an intelectual: painful
Let me guess you put 2 ii’s
Sebixd bruh moment
@@raccooncat8329 Nope its litearly just the same thing
How are you an intellectual if you spelled it wrong?
Me, an intellectual: paifoll
I wish I could have friends like Carson has. This seems like so much fun
We all do
Painful
Therr are kids exactly like Carson and his friends at my new school and I hang with them but I don't think they consider me their friend and I don't text them ever which sucks
I wish I had friends. No joke.
Bruh the problem is especially when your content is edgy you kinda had to be around before youtube completley fucked it all up cause now a days a new channel that doesnt keep it pc will never leave youtube purgatort
2:00 bruh Travis Scott looks like he's using hand sanitizer
Got to stay clean
“ I woukd like to a announce a new collabritive project feauturing ʜ𝑎Ⓣ𝘀ŭ̈几ꫀ ጠi҉k҈u͜͡ “
H-how did you type this
@@sebastianrodriguez9452 With a keyboard
@@kaleb_the_loner Ah I see he knows the ancient ways of typing
Mr Andy painful.
*PAINFUL*
Markiplier looks like he was waterboared into opening a Fortnite loot box
wtf does this mean
@@zombieford it means
@@maddiedrawscrap1226 yeah I know what waterboarding is, I just read it wrong lol
Painful.
U dont suffocate from it, it just feels like it
I'm sad no one acknowledged Ted saying, "I did it boys, I placed an order for Domino's."
Time stamp?
@@gamergaymer965 0:36
Me too.
I didn’t even hear it 😢 how people’s efforts go unnoticed
The same dominos that had a collab with hatsune miku?
“He clearly liked it!”
*Not anymore.*
Keyword: "Liked."
Wrong video buddy
She clearly didn’t💀
He clearly will return to liking it!
1:59 “Travis Scott wants you to get these squad wins for the crew tonight”
The boys: *IMPLODE*
9:27 I just noticed just now that one of the tabs to the far right is a tik tok tab labled “foot.”
O.o
The plot thickens
No
@@JetStream_Mann Mmmmm k
2:30 Mark looks like he was just pulled out of getting waterboarded.
Where's the money Lebowski
Looks like they pulled him aside from one of his jogs and then filmed the ad right after
Al Capwned3 he was just sweating getting those victory royales with travis scott
That’s got they got him to do it
They had to water board him for him to do the commercial
Even after the shit I’m glad I’m able to come back to these videos and still get a laugh. Damn
I really wish it never happened, I just want to continue liking my favorite creators without feeling bad about it
I'm a year late to this.
That's just painful.
I feel ya brother
yup
Same
Same tho
Same xd
Getting recommended a year later is just painful
Idk if Carson will see this but it was good to see you on mizkiffs stream. For the last month I've been rewatching your videos like I use to long time ago I wished to be someone like you I'm not saying like I stopped bc of you I just switched dreams, but the videos on my channel while horrid you were a big inspiration, thank you. Cant wait to see you back
I saw that life alert commercial when I was little and it made me literally break down crying.
literally same, that scared me so much as a kid
It’s not even scary as much as it is sad.
My cheeks hurt from laughing too much...
I love refrigirators..and also it's painfull
Painful
Painful.
youtube_addict123 anonymous same
@@bearpuncher8945 he he he it had a double meaning for a reason
Which cheeks 🤔
FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME I HAVE LOCATED THE 'I LOVE REFRIGERATORS' MAN. HIS STORE IS IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
Balls
too*
to*
to*
To*
@@ianvue5594 2*
Waiting for CallMeCarson to upload is just
Painful
salad video is out now
@@blakez_music saw dat as soon as it came out
@@Keegan.999 ayy
Painful
@@DualBaguetta painful
Directly after the kind of dark and depressing life alert commercial
"TRAVIS SCOTT WANTS YOU TO GET THESE SQUAD WINS FOR THE CREW TONIGHT"
It hurts that I saw this ad FUCKING TWICE IN ONE SHOWING at a movie theater. I had to explain to my dad who Ninja was, fml
Painful
Skull trooper needs your help! He's at tilted towers and all he needs to get the golden scar is your mom or dads credit card number it's expiration date and the three WACKY numbers on the back!
ua-cam.com/video/SGi4j-bdcLk/v-deo.html
Pachinko Plink yes sir
4:20 As someone who lives in close proximity to Baltimore I agree with this.
If you’re planning on traveling here:
1. Don’t.
2. If you did not follow #1, DONT STEP OUT OF THE FUCKING LAMPLIGHT AFTER SUNSET. YOU MOST DEFINITELY WILL BE MUGGED.
You taunted us. It is time for your life to be...
PAINFUL.
The fact that most of the comments are full of painful
Painful
The fact I found your channel so goddamn late is
painful.
Me too
SAMMMEEEE
At least we can binge all of his content
i watched him since he was making content like this, smp live stuff is great too
y’all really missed out damn been here for almost a year
truly painful. i miss this amazing human. i hope he comes back. ive been in his position and its awful. everyone abandoning you and switching sides after something goes wrong.
im sorry carson.
Same, man
What exactly did he do again? I never bother with this UA-cam drama bull but I heard grease talk about it on stream and is seems like everyone's just being super dramatic.
@@idontgetit3245 I don't really know, it was something about how he was "sexting" a person that was a bit younger than him, and then after that, he just stopped uploading because he knew people wouldn't really like him to keep making videos after what happened.
Miss him so much man😔
@@notleon.k8478 pain
“Your next comment section will be filled with nothing but painful
“I doubt that will happen”
You underestimated us
And u know what that is....... it’s
Painful
Yeah especially when you DONT COMMENT PAINFUL
"Timmy you've made a friend and now we will cook him."
I read this literally as he said this. 😂
@@TheSenatorXV cool bro.
Y-you okay bro?
Imagine being a cow and dying just to have your uncooked meat flayed into a walking, smiling meat figure
Hotdogs are made out of pork
@@bansheepno2195 you've never had a beef one?
@@Frostbite_Unturned they are made out of various meats. Mostly chicken, pork and beef.
That sounds metal af
rebirth
Every single moment of this video could be clipped , it's just peak online comedy .
Man, all this laughing is very...
PAINFUL.
1:46 He said that was banned from airing? It DID actually air, and it scared me.
That's why it got banned from airing, cause it got aired and wasn't suitable XD
@@urmomgaybutimhergf4218 Yeah, also great name
@@haydenhammock7834 Thank you
@@urmomgaybutimhergf4218 No problem, Albin
I went to the video and I saw no comments
The fact that every single comment says painful is
Mildly uncomfortable and unsettling
You could say its
Painful.
I know its a joke but its painful.
Cosmic you’re comment literally has painful in it wait... aw crap I said it.
Yes very
Painful
Painf--
oh
"These are the strangest commericals..."
2 years later:
"The best commericals ever made"
Dang man u here to watch good content too?
0% - others
100% - painful
10% pain, 20% pain, *50% pain, 100% PAIN*
My life before a Dominos/Hatsune Miku collab was...
Painful.
Painful
/ˈpānfəl/
The act of being full of pain
THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
*p a i n f u l*
bainful
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BeeLy1011 same
Yeah seriously...
Yeah same
Same
huh I’m not the only one
2:18 At least Sniper wolf had good acting, Markiplier was just STRUGGLING
Yeah he just did not truly care at all lol
that is because he is being held hostage
he was so dishevled
It's because Fortnite is shit,filth
And then there’s just Harry Kane, “That’s a bad boy right there 😐”
*My parents mark me with a stamp that reads "WE BEAT IT"*
Lmfao the pfp makes it.
Hot
Me @ my meat
You alright bud?
Ha ain't a'igt
I have faith in him still. I hope he can get the help he needs and come back
Look up twomads take on the Carson situation.
same. If he truly made the effort to change, then I'm sure everyone will accept him with open arms
@@thenonchalantzealot1000 Twitter is an unforgiving cesspool, theres no way they wont raise hell if he comes back
@@namemenoah You have a point there, unfortunately. I just hope the support outweighs those trying to witch hunt.
@@thenonchalantzealot1000 he should just get off twitter cuz that shit is gonna keep bringing him down
"Painful"
Mathis_The_Fallen painful
Dat Boi painful
@@dracon1creaper989 I agree with your username.
T-Series Is Gay Ihr Benutzername ist wissenschaftlich wahrheitsgemäß
Painful.
When the vitamin gummies kick in
When you buy new windows for your house
Paneful.
When you spell painful wrong
Painful
Raindrops Fell when you think he spelled painful wrong but a pane is a window and he was just doing wordplay
Painful
Raindrops Fell when you think he spelled painful wrong but a pane is a window and he was just doing wordplay
Painful
Joe Don Paneful
I was the 69th like
Not painful
Ted saying he's an Airbender after vaping is the funniest sh*t I swear 🤣
pain·ful
/ˈpānfəl/
adjective
-(of part of the body) affected with pain.
"her ankle was very painful"
synonyms: sore, hurting, tender, aching, throbbing, angry
"a painful arm"
-causing physical pain.
"a painful knock"
-causing distress or trouble.
"a painful experience"
synonyms: disagreeable, unpleasant, nasty, bitter, distressing, upsetting, traumatic, miserable, sad, heartbreaking, agonizing, harrowing
"a painful experience"
Be quiet liberal
A+ for creativity
You emotionally manipulating us, its just...
Painful
They say "painful", I say..
*painful*
But painful
@@jclorcan08 very *painful.*
*painful*
A stolen comment
@@anhtam1667
*painful*
I love that the “I love refrigerators” guy has been making rounds again in my UA-cam ads
Are we just going to ignore the fact Ted’s a Airbender now or-?
@@Okay1
_Noooo!_
*make that a show*
Absolutely mouhaha
¤
P A I N F U L
honestly the eb games call of duty ghosts commercial is extremely cursed and whenever i watch it i feel like employee is watching me through my screen
nordvpn.com/callmecarson
I know of them but I just comment on every video I watch.
Copy that
Painful
painful
Anyone else just watching old Carson videos and remembering the good times before the “incident”
yeah
yeah, still like the content lol
You saying "incident" like he suicided or nuked something, bruh
@@Sl0thESP that makes no sense
@@Sl0thESP an incident isnt always something major. Tripping on a pebble could be an incident.
When I step on LEGO
Painful
when i see another painful comment
painful
When I see an painful comment with anther painful comment on it painful
Painful
I would pay lots of money to go through Carson’s recommended.
How much money?
Cingkin lots
Cingkin lots
Carson wheezing for 5 seconds straight is like waking up from LSD to an open chest surgery preformed on a clown wheezing off of laughing gass.
Sounds painful.
“Me at 11 PM every night” is a banger line!
If you want a really good and depressing RPG you should play LISA: The
Painful.
No that is like i played it and i cried like killing people dont gavin fellings
self-explanatory
I love how they look like they are forced to smile in every commercial because it looks like their staring into your deep, dark, depressing soul.
It's painful
When you go on a flight
Planeful
When you have windows
Edit: i just realised the comment below made this joke
Paneful
When you eat
Plateful
When you hate algebra
Planeful
Also, When you're at your grandma's and she keeps feeding you until you're plainful
Not anymore
3:02 and now, 5 years later, McDonalds did an “anime” promotional campaign. Kind of crazy to see how prominently anime has entered the zeitgeist over the last half-decade
6:26 he predicted the meme
I think that was an actual mafia city ad
Painful
Daddy carson noticed me OwO
Avanda. ah yes mafia city ads were totally in October last year
@@spysaur2961
How?
*Fulpain*
*bite za painful*
Ambulance
@@SolaireOAstora *PAINFUL*
player35460 NordVPainfull
*_PULFAIN_*
90% of carson's funnies are just him laughing. There is no joke, laugh.
The Orson Welles commercial always gets me because I knew that guy made the greatest film ever made.
“He clearly likes it!”
frick man yeah he sure does
Delete this
i shall not
i only know power no
You will or I will tell my mom
I saw that banned life alert commercial the other day
Zo Robo
Was it on the air? My local THISTV station didn't pull this from the air until recently as well.
@@japoople yeah?
@@japoople painful
"Me at 11pm every night" fucking got me
2:24 Mark looks like he just got done escaping from a Nike sweatshop after they mistook him for a six year old because of his height.
Correction: _he's actually 7 years old get it right_
Painful
David Johnson 123 the kids bullied me but there not so cool because i shot up the school bam bam bam badam bab
Painful
@@creathechiboi painful painful
I would say painful, but it looks like the comment section is already
PainFull
I hope you proud😂
I am your father.
Ultimate plot twist
Yes
I officially lost it at the dominos hatsune miku
That was the best collaboration ever.
Honestly that seemed like the most normal one
As someone who has been traumatized on Saturday mornings I can assure you that that life alert commercial was not in fact banned in the US
I miss 10 minutes ago when I hadn't seen this.
it's just painful.
0:27 painful
...And the heavenly ambient noise rumbled, praising the King's return, and his loud confident voice blessed the poor children of youtube. Those who were put in the abyss of sadness by the mindless will of a viceous power-obsessed bird burst into cries of joy as they heard the sacred words of great humour and excellence: ' *fart lmao* '
P A I N F U L .