Weird Pictures of Toilets 3
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2019
- We gathered more pictures of toilets. Thanks to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring today’s video and the channel. Get everything you need for your bathroom needs for just $5 -dollarshaveclub.com/carson
♦ People in the video ♦
Altrive - / altrive
Ted - / tednivison
Cscoop - / cscoop
Jawsh - / its_jawsh
Slimecicle - / slimecicle
Travis - / justtravis
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Music -
Intro: Streetpass Mii Plaza
Outro: Donkey Kong Country Returns Theme
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Weird Pictures of Toilets 3 - Розваги
Sorry for the wait for the video! I've been moving into a new place, but I should be good to go now. Also thank you again to dollar shave club for giving me butt wipes. I will use them everywhere.
It's ok carson i still love you
CALLMECARSON YES YOU BROUGHT IT BACK IM SO HAPPY
Thank you dollar shave club, very cool!
toilets are my jam. thank you for blessing me with this video
CallMeCarson it’s ok. Stay epic
Everybody gangsta till Carson’s laugh hits third gear
YaBoiKrypticck 3:52
g o a t m o d e
Literally
Watch church Sunday/Wednesday to learn about the one true God.
CreeperBro9000 it doesn’t sound like a laugh it sounds like a demon rising from the depths of hell
"Yeah you know those silly little pranks you used to play in elementary school"
"Like *Arson*?"
In fifth grade someone snuck into the playground at my elementary school and burnt a giant hole in the slide. That part of it was sanctioned off by police tape the rest of the year and they couldn't find out who did it
The good old days...
"Why I never......
got caught!"
Did we go to the same elementary school?
It’s kind of hard for that to happen to different schools, I would think
Someone in my school burnt down half of the volleyball net
The Womfox They couldn’t burn down the rest? Weak.
When Josh does "the voice" I lose it every single time. He has a gift
What voice?
T H E V O I C E
@@dreadlordhg360 They're probably referencing this voice 3:44
Dude same
No boss
"My contents not edgy"
"I'd punt Pikachu like 5 miles down the road"
how is this edgy
@@tomcloud4854 GrghTtggTgTttTttgtGrr5ggTrTygGTrt5gGrTGgRRrHhGTRTtGhGtTtTttTtTtTttTrrRrRRRtTgGtRyTTg
@@tomcloud4854 thats something somone trying to be edgy on r/ternagers would do
that's my mentality of something edgy at least
Q@@usernametaken017
3:51 Jesus Christ it sounds like a duck being stepped on
what kind of shit did you hear something like that in your life?
@@Sasha_Prime 'Nam
I was already dying from goat mode, congrats on your confirmed kill xD
Rip: me and my lungs from laughing, coughing and spluttering.
I want that as my ringtone
Another duck bites the dust
3:46 that „aueegghhh“ made my day
What about hnegg aka Carson's goat laugh
Whaaaat the hell is that symbol...
@@toxic_shr00m idk
@@xlox7486 I've never seen „ before, it's weird.
Toxic Shroom it-its a comma? what? have you never seen a comma before?
"I've never had a recording go this far south."
*challenger "These quizzes actually drove us insane..." appears*
stop giving birth dude!! 😭
*Cheesy Hamburger*
yeahhhhhhhh lemme get a sausage sammy
"Combined power, ultimate piss." Is something I think about every day
@@cotton8000 of course.
@@bobbymcbruh5182 still?
00:32 : Cereal When Has Milk :
03:52 : Cereal When Has No Milk :
This is funny, made me laugh
When did I reply to this as this is funny, made me laugh
a73z_
funny
a73z_ about a month a go
HAHAHAHAHAHA
UA-camrs: doing a normal ad for a company in there house.
Callmecarson: goes to local zoo convincing animals to shave.
Next Gen Ads my friend
In his 3rd video about weird toilets.
Miller_Dog1 it’s the San Diego zoo
Carson makes ads tolerable
Their
Hearing Carson’s voice feels so familiar yet so far away
Ikr, I haven’t watched him in so long but it reminds me of the hole in UA-cam without him. It makes me want him to come back but it wouldn’t be the same.
True
then turn up the volume
then turn up the volume
@@bcfed volume crank train
“You know those silly pranks you used to do in elementary school”
“Like arson”
“Yeah”
3:52 : American A-10 warthog fires at hostile troops
Noo 😂
got his ass
GET DOWN! Scheisse! Scheisse!
I need this on a soundboard
youve been gnomed brbrbrbbrbrbrblevbrbrbr
3:51
I fuvking need an hour long video of just this sound
ikr
BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I don’t even have to click on the time stamp to know it was the wheeze
@@JuliaN-fi9zw same
Sounds like a whoopie cushion
I’m trying not to wake up my house because I’m laughing so hard, how does one channel do this to me. One single channel brings me so much joy. Thank you Carson.
ik lmao, its super late rn😂 cant stop laughing rn
welp
this hurts
@@IanFishooks this did not age well
6:42, Carson’s thumb is so messed up. I mean like look at it move, it’s so disturbing
Mans triple jointed
Not the only thing thats triple jointed
Hollowed Ichigo Why would you say that
I was talking about his other thumb you sick fuck.
True
Walking around the zoo chanting Dollar Shave Club like its some cult.
Dollar Shave Club Moment
Lmao
Whait, its Not?
They made a mistake
Not just any zoo the San Diego Zoo
I love that they sponsor the guy who hasn’t grown a beard himself lol
Gotta shave that gamer neckbeard tho
*can't
you assume he shaves his beard. silly loser.
Balls
Thats because he used dollar shave club all the time
Dollar shave club: dude we know your contents a little edgy
Carson: *tries to high five a monkey statue
bro i couldnt stand not hearing his ever so cheerful laughter, he needs to come back
I have news for you
And bro did
Broke: Filming a shaving ad in the bathroom
Woke: Filming a shaving ad at the zoo
biohalo87freak big brain moves
can every1 please sub to me and watch my recent video!💜 thanks to everyone in advanced!❤ My dream is to hit 1k subs!💛it may be far away but I believe I will reach it one day!💚
@@Khieru No.
eX Salty boi get yo begging ass off this god channel
@@Khieru r/choosingbeggars
3:52 had my ACTUALLY DYING!
Same!😂🤣
He's die again
He's die again
He's die again
He's die again
"That was a good ad!"
He's in denial guys.
Carson: "My content is far from edgy"
Also Carson: "I'd put Mike Wazowski in a garbage compactor to see how long he'd last"
That's exactly what I thought when he said it!
“I want to slap the baby”
Kaled also also Carson: “I’d punt pikachu 5 miles”
*2 liter coke*
3:49 Carson’s laugh sounds like a motorbike speeding away
Omfg im not gonna unhear that
It’s a goat
You ever just come across the comment as it happens.😶
@@EthanBorsboom V R O O M
3:51*
I hope Carson don’t delete his channel
He will probably not. Pretty sure he's getting the help he needs right now and he will come back in some moths or that's what I hope. I just want him to change and leave his past behind so we can enjoy him again.
@@vivi-jq6hs yes his underage fans can enjoy him again
@@vivi-jq6hs yeah idk if that’s a good idea, I’m thinking being idolized by millions of children is part of what causes this, happens to lots of Minecraft youtubers, honestly only a matter of time till dream does some gross shit like this:/
@@Lofi_Man1 ok
@@evangorski7992 Carson didn't even do anything wrong. Not only did she initiate it and keep it going (the convo) but she repeatedly told him to keep going and only came out when she knew she'd get famous.
I miss this group so much
Carson: My content isn’t edgy
Also Carson: I WOULD PUNT PIKACHU 5 MILES
MEGA PUNT
👌
CasterofDarkness it’s not edgy. He’s just proving his athletic abilities.
Video should be renamed: Man with no facial hair gets a dollar shave club sponsorship
Its Doug he has no facial hair because he’s using dollar shave clubs razors
He's more interested in the butt wipes.
That's mean 😂😂😂😂💔
Can be used to cut hair thats how good dollar shave club is.
Why do so many beardless youtubers sponsor it
im watching this while dropping a massive log in my toilet
Miss this guy
same
I have news for you
Oh my god
"Hey what do you do on your Saturday nights?"
"Oh you know, just tune into watch grown men talk about weird pictures of toilets for the _third time."_
I see nothing wrong with that
That's a this is a toilet.
When you are
are toilet
Walking around an empty zoo harassing the animals to shave wearing a t pose shirt
"I probably wouldn't wear this in public unless it's to a convention."
- Carson King, 2019
What does this say about the zoo animals?
What does this say about conventions?
not any zoo, the San Diego Zoo
@@angrycroutons2274 I thought he was in the Ethiopian Highlands.
I come back twice a month just to hear "sailing on the prairie"
me too tbh i think about that line on a day to day basis
I wish I could enjoy this still, its just not the same. All these years I watched him so dang this hurts
I hear that bro
wait till you find out he did nothing wrong 😳
two years but ok !
lmao these people in the comments don’t even know who he is and fucking cry uncontrollably
when you kick the doorstop
3:52
Oh my
This is the most accurate beside the stepping on duck one
WW2 planes:
I was expecting Carson to use the razor and shave his beard, but I forgot that not a single hair has grown on his face ever since adolescence.
Ever sinse he was born'
not even his mother has a beard
carson has left highschool?
I can't believe I'll miss him. Carson did this too himself but I can't stop feeling pity. He will be the reason his friends will all leave. I will miss him.
I kinda sucks because the age gap is only 2 years age gap. Like I think the law was made so 40 year old creeps won’t be creeping on unstable 15 year olds who don’t understand that there being taken advantage of
Because that is disgusting to see but 17 and 19 isn’t great but by all means it not bad but the internet made it seems so much worse
Like pyro was 20 and he did a similar thing to a 15 year old and he apologized for what he did didn’t know the age at the time but the situation was much worse but we all forgave him
@@gavanlittle6539 pyro’s situation was way different than callmecarson’s, callmecarson coerced a minor to send nudes, pyro’s “victim” lied about being groped
I Still Wish This Never Happened. Idek What Happened Or How Long He’ll Be Gone.
@@gavanlittle6539 19 and 17 isnt that bad of an age gap but i think people have said that there were more than just the 17 year old and that people as young as 14 were involved. I might be wrong though
@@gavanlittle6539 Carsons problem wasn’t the age gap, from what I understand this issue is that he used his following to take advantage of her
3:51 I CAN’T 😂🤣💀
*Carson: you get butt wipes*
*Dollar Shave Club: never sponsoring this guy again*
ImQuiteTqlented i would like this
But its at 420. The best number.
@@Dr_Deli ok.
Well its not at 420 anymore
666 like
*never sponsoring*
5:51 Never before have I been so tempted to actually purchase products from dollar shave club... How do you do it Carson?!?
Seriously though your right
@Dacco j
it's 'cause he's edgy
a rock climbing wall.
@@clnne MAC DONALD!
there are so many jokes in this video and every single one of them lands. every 3 seconds theres a new banger line and i can't take it
I miss this so much.
Carson: my content’s not edgy
Also Carson: I’d jam mike wazowski into a car compacter to see how long he could last.
I would punt pikachu like 1 mile down the road
This actually made me laugh thank you
He'd last like 1 minute
I want so bad for the sponsor companies to comment on Carson's videos... 🤣
Dollar shave club: we would like to sponsor you Carson.
Carson: 3:51
He sounded like a Kazoobie Kazobo
3:52
This reminds me of simpler times
This is the first one I’ve seen but I love how it implies there was a toilets in weird places 1 and 2
"Yeah, remember those silly pranks you used to do in elementary school?"
" *Like arson?* "
CallMeArson.
FurryFoxOnTinder no it’s Carson Arson
Euphoric Fox those were the days, me and the boys setting the school on fire.
random thing: carson and arson rhyme
Angel_Rose yeah but he made a video on it, the second best name would’ve been *The Incinerator*
Dollar Shave Club will never contact Carson again
1:53 - Like those pictures they have on rollercoasters, where you can choose your favourite one.
I love how the dollar shave club ad has nothing to do with dollar shave club
Dollar Shave Club: How can you sponsor us?
Carson: *YES*
Surely they make you send the video to approve it before you can post it? So either this was approved or they're about to change the sponsoring process. Lol
holy fuck the overusage of this type of joke killed, cremated, and spread this meme's ashes into the ocean.
@@soupslow1396 what joke?
@@ww6372 they changed their policy a while ago from other UA-camrs 😂😂
So this was definitely approved by Dollar shave club
Sorry but i didn't ask for likes
There’s a line between this being a meme and a fetish and I think you crossed it
Bottom Text
But which side did he start on
@@siriuslywastaken both
@@acebeamm well, shit.
0:38 when you eat chipotle and taco bell in the same day
Underrated
Nothing could ever replace the grip these old videos have on me, they truly were special.
*this is genuinely the first sponsor plug ive watched the all way and actually enjoyed*
Probably because it wasn't the same crap that every other channel does where they drone on and on from a script.
The only other channel to do it right is the Please Stop Talking group. They made theirs into an entire series.
bEllA Mcfailure Danny Gonzalez and Drew Gooden have good sponsor plugs imo
6:36 so no ones talking about how Carson’s back of his head is completely flat
smooth skull
He looks like Ferb
Mans got no brain
@@TommyTom21 For real.
4:07
5:40 “And then I emailed them back, MCDONALD”
Is nobody gonna talk about Traves' quote? "Sailing on the prairie" 2:35 shit had me dead lmfao
I just love traves so much he is so innocent
Traves isnt wholesome hes just constantly baked as fuck
@@zatch9362 Both
This group of friends is legitimately so incredible at being spontaneously funny
Not a prairie, not sailing, also a rock
Even your ads, which you get PAID to put into your videos, make me feel like I’ve entered a dimension of sin
yeah wut
Greed is a sin
Yeah
carson is always in a dimension of sin
Ted: "You pull arrows from a quill"
"are you a fucking hedgehog, Ted?"
Ted: *Maybe I am a hedgehog*
I love how when Carson makes a joke, the editors always cut out the few seconds afterwards so we don’t know if it landed or not
1:27
2:20
4:50
8:18
8:48
8:51
10:38
I think we need more CallMeCarson at zoo vids
Me at the zoo except it’s Carson
4:50 the alternate ending to 14 beers at chili’s
You have to drink 15 beers to get this ending
HA I get it.
I wanna see more about Carson's trip to the zoo
3 years. Holy shit. How has it been only 3 years since, thats insane.
NGL his laugh sound like a 2 stroke dirt bike taking off3:51
Yooo I know
Carson's 2-stroke ass
I laugh like that
Or a dog toy
I think he swallowed a duck call.
Dollar shave club: Ok Carson, we know your content is a bit “edgy”
Carson: *MacDonald*
this comment made me spit my soda all over my keyboard
I would like this but 666 so like this instead
Sir, finishing this Big Mac
mackdondald
Z B ??
This is what Twitter took from us
those fucking monsters
he coming back tho
@@goodtyme I know
3:51 carsons laugh enters goat mode
3:49 sounds like a fishing line trying to come in with a huge fish on it
Croi Kes 😂😂😂😂
Omg😂😂
I was going to make a similar joke
How many cigarettes do I need to smoke to get my laugh to sound like that?
After watching, Dollar Shave Club thought they got the best or the worst man for this job
Hey...you got your flamethrower yet?
More likely the worst
0:38
fun fact, there was a problem in our school where people kept pulling the fire alarm last period, so when were sent outside people would just dip. so if the fire alarm went off last period we wouldn’t leave we would just sit there until given further instructions in the announcements as to whether or not there was an actual fire. so, naturally, these two girls decided to set the trash can on the girls bathroom on fire. and we still never left the school. i dont think those girls were even caught because there are no cameras in or near the bathrooms. (this was during my freshman year, what a warm welcome. my school was very scuffed)
*THAT'S A*
🚽
*THIS IS A TOILET*
Carson: "I've never had a video go this far south."
Carson's newist vid:
"These quizzes drove us insane..."
“welcome to mcdonald’s, can i take your order-“ “BSOSHHDKSKWKDJDJ”
Do you mean newest?
@@mr.muffin7609 Yes!
The sausage sammy
exit my line of sight immediately mm edit
3:51
Don't mind me I'm just going to rev up my chainsaw
*I CAN'T BREATHE*
WTF🤣🤣
@@mybirdiswierd5307 _If you cant breathe why did you waste precious oxygen on commenting, instead of calling 911?_
*Rip* @@mybirdiswierd5307
Yo keep pressing the time again and again after 2 seconds everytime
When carson laughed at 3:52, someone have that voice over the noise a car makes when you forget to shift it.
Carson: I might get some fries at wendy's
Every soul under 8: *ThIs DiD nOt AgE wElL*
Lol Carson seems like the only person to have zero beard growth and yet he still makes an ad for razors
The hair may have grown . . . Elsewhere
*#33 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING**
Ah yes. I just love toilet picture games.
Actually #16
And Dollar Shave Club Zoo Sales
Damn look at all these EA games
@@Kurisou your comment was posted a day after they made theirs
@Imagination Alexandrite i looked at trending and found it at #16 and this comment said #33 so i corrected them
Man, can't wait for Weird Pictures of Toilets™︎ 4! :D
0:39 reminds me of the time someone sprayed some toilet paper with axe body spray, threw it in the trash and lit it on fire. The school told us to ignore the fire alarm as one half of our school was covered in black smoke
11:04 Carson: breathing exercises
Literally everyone: re make of the screams of hell
no that doesn't mean breathe harder
Carson do you really think any of your viewers are capable of growing facial hair
I shaved this morning.
With an electric razor TAKE THAT DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB
Does the pathetic fuzz under my chin count?
Not facial hair more like leg hair or maybe underarm hair lmfao
Only on the neck
I mean as he showed us, these razors are suitable for feeding ducks
This was my favorite video and now I can't even crack a smile
Its fake
@@wpswitch7377 what's fake?
Could also just use your brain?
wpswitch what do u mean fake? I just simply can't stop thinking about how he manipulated to sext his female fans. I just cant enjoy his content after knowing that
@@nathanielgucci7488 then go watch something else dude
The few lines that Travis say hold so much power in them it’s gold
3:30
Wife: "Ron where are you going this early in the morning?"
Ron: "Dooty calls"
Kotenekrazy ...
Dollar Shave Club are definitely DEFINITELY not regretting choosing to sponsor you
Those were good times
This is my comfort video. I’ve watched it so many times I can quote it. Help.
I have no idea if the poop angel picture was the most disgusting or most powerful image I have ever seen. It may quite possibly be both.
That was actually real? I thought it was a cookie..
@@konpeitojellie oh the innocent oh how innocent they are ......
@@konpeitojellie i have a star shape one. It's really nice, makes pooping fun for me.
It was blursed
Just a heads up to y'all that didn't notice, Carson's T-Shirt at the zoo says "When a bird fly's, it's T-Posing"
thank you
I need that
You know what else I need?
DICK AND BALWLS
Everybody gangsta until you hear "Dollar Shave Club" in a zoo
*Carson appears at the foot of your bed at 2AM*
“you heard of dollar shave club?”
Carson: yo lemme get uuuhhhhhhhh burger with leaves
Confused McDonald's drive thru worker: sir do you mean lettuce?
Epic not cringe gamer bruh moment time all your pepega clap wr holder title are belong to me
@@omdano6432 wha
@@soup9912 kono wha kono wha kono wha
OMDANO the fuck ur sayin?
@@kingo1539 just a bunch of references you didnt get
I'm glad there are companies willing to sponsor videos titled "wierd pictures of toilets". It kind of restores my faith in humanity
Im glad that i can still enjoy his old vids, you forget about the stuff hes done after a while, enough to enjoy it at least.
3:51 The G.O.A.T of laughs figuratively and literally
Carson getting items from dollar shave club knowing dam well he don’t need to shave
He got butt wipes too. Sure we all need those
Do not doubt the power of butt wipes. they are incredible
Who said he isn't mowing his lawn? Like sure we see his face looks like a newborn's ass but like sometimes you gotta mow that lawn.
baby face baby face