The Best Comedians in Minecraft
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- Опубліковано 7 лис 2019
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The Best Comedians in Minecraft - Ігри
“this is my stepladder”
“i never knew my real ladder”
holy fuck I finally got it
ha
...
@@lolsadboi1238 dye
die*
im not stupid i swear
“ “, Jschlatt - 2019
😔 relatable 😩🤚😳👊
@@chickeno0dlesoup I felt that 😍🥰😭👏😫🤗😝
that's a really smart comment
A man of many words 😢😭
So much inspirational words...
Listening to Carson laugh is like listening to an entire audience laugh.
That's actually a perfect description of his laugh
he’s a man with 50 voices
Now his laugh only brings pain
I don’t think he’s laughing anymore...
thing is Carson's laugh makes everyone laugh lol
Carson was truly right when he said this would be a classic video on the channel, this is my 5th time watching it.
Only your 5th?
MrWhiskers 6th now :P
fr. One of my favorite videos on Yt
Honestly, every month or so I come back and rewatch all the classic smplive videos: this one, the schlattcoin one, the first two of carson's, etc. I have probably watched all of them over thirty times.
What a classic
Phases of the comedy:
Phase 1: one joke
Phase 2: half a joke
Phase 3: no joke
Phase 4: the other half of the joke
Phase 5: badly made joker quotes
It’s like the moon
You guys ever diet?
@@astrossarave I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day
@@KFCGAMING55 damn fake veggies beefin'
Jschlatt: * exists *
Everyone: h i l a r i t y
Razdon
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TastesLikeA Wall funny
Clinton?
@@abusedkazooie1548 hilarity
schlatt is so funny that he only needs to exist and everyone dies of laughter
His existence is hilarious.
This is a joke, he’s a good guy and I respect him
You know me, man.
@@captainrick4513 no I don’t
Schlaughtter
28:11 this is my step ladder
28:52 i never knew my real ladder
Something about Schlatt's presence and timing makes him so oddly funny all the time
!
I love him but fuck I hate the screaming and mic boosting. Which is over half of what he does.
@@loglog7 whats wrong with the *FUNNY MIC*
Yeah and sometimes his presence can emit dangerous radiation which causes him to turn into god and recreate the story of Adam and Eve but with the mighty volcano of hell and taking lives to make him slaves
but have you ever listened to swaggersouls play anything when hes high
it's like Schlatt lives _in_ the game, his presence is so powerful
He is schlatt after all. A mere mortal cannot comprehend his presence.
@@-.-...---7 a mortal cannot handle the power of the [ S C H L A T T C O I N ]
You know what they call him?
@@chistosquisto9079 what do they call him?
they call him Mr Minecraft
29:40 What other people see when I remember a joke from 5 hours ago
Finally, a "2 months ago" comment that isn't about Fitz and Carson.
I'm convinced traves has lost his mind
@@liamkoster744 wtf was he even laughing at😂😂😂
@@Areszues42 you replying to a comment from eight months ago
@@thiccybapbap5495 lol
Call me carson drama? 2021? Dream smp? What are you talking about? Carson just finished The and he's gonna hold a talent show on SMP live!
😭
I wish man.....
amen
Hey! Wake up. It’s 2019
@@oliverbrothers689 as the one song says wish I could turn back time
“My father is a schizophrenic”
- jschlatt
*eruption of laughter*
*eruption* *of* *laughter*
*eruption of laughter*
XD
*eruption of laughter*
Jschlatt: "This is my stepladder."
*5 mins later*
Jschlatt: *"I never knew my real ladder."*
before watching this video I thought the "5 mins later" was exaggerated
now I know that there was actually a 5 minute gap
bro what was the vod for this one
Timestamp?
It's funny because this was the joke said in the video
Generally Upset some people aren’t as smart as us, like the guy who only said “Donuts”
Watching this now, in 2020 is like experiencing a classic Greek play. You know the tragedy of the character in his future, and you want to tell him, but you can't.
Or like replaying MW2, you know what's gonna happen
Yeah this Minecraft let’s play sure is reminiscent of a Shakespearean masterpiece
yes
@@rappingkinglordgod3864 you do know the shakespearian era wasnt the greek era right?
Rapping King Lord God shakespeare cannot compare to minecraft in its power and complexity
"Its so sad a family can be torn apart by something as simple as feral hogs
Best joke in the video
Imagine being able to make a full room laugh just by existing
Moby Brick 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝?
I wish
I already had. *punches the mirror*
@@plutosplanet4067 how the -fuck- did you get the *courier* font, _bro_?
You guys ever _diet_ ?
"this is my step ladder, I never knew my real ladder" is quite possibly the funniest sentence I've ever had the pleasure of hearing.
@Tyler Reed me too at first
Hehe I don't get it
Cayden T. It’s like “this is my step father, I never knew my real father”, but the joke comes from step ladder being the standard name of the item
@@jeffreyulman5969 well now the joke isn't funny anymore, *you moron*
Gibby Fkn Dies I like ladders
“Oh is this balsamic?” Is perhaps my favorite thing Jawsh has ever said ever
The Art of Comedy has been perfected after centuries, and centuries of careful writing, and learning how humans find things funny. Care and thought put into every joke. The structure of a Joke perfected.
And these guys managed to make only the setup of a joke funny. Destroying all that we knew of Comedy.
this is so old that the critically acclaimed play, _the plight of man_ , hasn't even been written yet.
Some Crazed Nerd i was thinking when he was building i was like nah his the one area the play went down smh carlson hiding content from us
F
c r i t i c a l a c c l a i m
What's sad is that this isnt just a little bit old. Its several months old lol
*your profile photo*
For some reason, I can't imagine Carson ever sleeping.
He doesn't. He stands dormant above traves while he's sleeping.
@@pubjubz i see you have read the goople as well
TheCameronMaster464 in Carson’s canon, he actually stays up and never sleeps. What he does is laugh at forever alone memes and eat hot chip
@@crabcakes5346 I am in pain
He eternally watches his victims every move and action
losing my damn mind over "ah, is this balsamic?"
I come back to this video at least every few months. I wish this group didn't get so separated.
me too. i cant find anyone like them
When i see them talking about their chats and how they're dumb i just imagine some little goblins running around screeching and carson is their master
Pretty accurate
*joko doesn't like this comment.*
I HATE THAT THIS IMAGERY IS NOW PLASTERED INTO MY MIND
You have no idea how true this statement is.
*you have failed the goblin check*
“There is no punchline it’s not a joke” -Jschlatt 2019
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
"Because we live in a society", Jschlatt saw it coming.
They're just statements of fact
How about another joke Carson?
hayato
"I'm not gonna lie, I think these are a lot funnier if I just... don't tell the other half"
And thus, one of the most iconic moments in gaming history was born
schlatt’s jokes without punchlines are just statements from a man with a slightly above average life.
Jschlatt: tells joke
Carson: doesn’t laugh
Also Carson: zooms in on face and falls on the floor laughing
That’s how you know he’s a rare breed of human
foot: do not question the *E L E V A T E D* one
R kelly
comment: makes me laugh
Clearly you do not understand this form of humor, Carson is the most abstract being to have ever existed and he is beyond understanding, a Chad such as yourself will never understand
Jawsh: oh is this balsamic?
Carson: *W H E E Z E*
Shroud face: *exists*
Carson: *F O O T*
Schlatt: *states things*
Carson: Now this is comedy gold.
anyone else: *laughs *
carson: *WHEEZE* ***C R U N C H***
27:57 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW PERFECT THE STARE AND THE CAVE NOISE WERE
How the times have changed.
It saddens me.
How the mighty fall.
what are you talking about? lunch club just uploaded “lunch club gets lost in la”!
@@ohrubie3834 bro you’ve been in a coma for a year…
@@visalarun5129 wh…. what??? but… but lunch club just hit 700k subscribers… i don’t think anything can go wrong😰
BRO HES BACKKKKK
"I went to the store the other day"
"And they were out of paper towels"
*The prophecy is true*
holy shit
Damn.
Holy fuck HES GOD!!!!
[shooketh]
@@keygenpie in these despite times it is very holy
"You ever diet"
*stares intensely at carson for a while*
now that is funny
'What color?'
I don't understand this joke
If walmart is always decreasing its prices, why isnt anything free yet [stares at carson] [cave sound effect #6 plays]
@@dylanlangley3439 bro you seriously don't get it?
Carson frantically zooming in on Shroud photos is still my second favorite bit only behind that salad from the Buzzfeed quiz
I’m sad Schlatt didn’t say “So I was sitting in the backseat of my car” then 10 minutes later say “How’s pizza gonna get a job now?”
TIMESTAMPS
Theater Finished - 7:45
Jschlatt's Jokes, Set 1 - 11:00
Olive Garden - 12:47
Back to the Theater + Jschlatt's Jokes Continued - 17:28
Jschlatt's No Punchline Jokes - 19:50
Dub Music Thank you, you’re the real champ dude
E7FiretrUCK I mainly made the timestamps for myself 😂 but I’m glad others appreciate them.
29:38 traves's invigorating laugh
You forgot one bit, 9:2, where carson zooms in on face and fucking dies
Specifically 28:50 . I nearly died
Schlatt:
Everyone: *_wheeze_*
he has too much power
i have a strange condition which i dont even know the name of where my ear produces way too much earwax. 2 and a half years ago my ears completely blocked up with wax and doctors said that the chance of them getting the wax out and not bursting my eardrum was next to nothing. after having a broken radiator, air con and 100 degree weather the wax melted and has unblocked.
the first fucking thing i hear after 2 years of being deaf is carsons joke at 8:15
How is that the first thing when it’s a good 1/4 into the video
@@dreadlordhg360 perhaps he was watching with captions on
@@thischannelisdead.1219 no the captions are auto generated. meaning that there unreliable and not at all possible. to really tell what's going on. nobody made custom captions yet.. witch means either this person is lying or there's a better explanation.
@@emrahalien2972 that doesn't mean they werent using captions, sometimes theyre your only option
@@happyboi134 you lose a lot of value in a video like this without custom captions
Damn. This video hits different. Seeing fitz, schlatt, and cmc all together and enjoying each other’s company. This will probably never happen again.
Truly a shame, I never really cared about Fitz but I miss Carson and Schlatt and their ensuing chaos
@@brettsmith5559 same, also remembering how different youtube was back then, and the whole public zeitgeist of funny youtube. damn nostalgia
if only we could go back to these times. I wonder how different our current world would be if it didn't all fall apart lol
i’m literally gasping for air laughing at jschlatt’s acts
*walks up and stares into nothing for 10 seconds*
i never knew my real ladder
Just his presence is enough to make me laugh
i did but now i have watch it so many times that it just doesn't work as much
but it's still funny
I died.
Schlatt: makes half joke
Carson: becomes pink boi
Kirby
coming back to smplive to feel something again
real
real
Simpler times
This video only brings me sadness now
When Krinios looked at Carson and said “he is getting away” I lost it
I read this right before it happened so it was 2x as funny
When i missed it
he’s getting away
@@ryrkra8096 around 26:50
whenever i watch carson's videos my brain enters a sustained form of "losing it"
it's not healthy
19:52
It’s uh it’s really sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of
*Feral hogs*
Evan Soontiens 30 to 50 feral hogs
That's actually a good joke, with the right tone and timing. Fucking had me dying
26:30
I never realized, he LITERALLY stole his third act/axe
Carson laughing at 9:22 gives me life.
jschlatt: **says absolutely nothing**
everyone: **thunderous laughter and applause**
FiRsT
timestamp?
@@highlighterjelly about 25:50
*this stream is so far in the backlog jesus carson*
@Stanislav Hronek this comment had absolutely no right to blow up like it did it was a stupid nitpick
but yeah, i agree-- it seems so much new but they're actually pretty damn far ahead of this stream
@Stanislav Hronek this came before the talent show, you can tell because he's still building it at the beginning of the vid and schlatt says at the beginning of the talent show vid they agreed the first half jokes were funnier
varelsi smp live ended so yeah this is so far back
@@loganpaulapologyvideo2971 wait what
@@raiser4068 yeah smp live has ended check some of the other channels they blew up spawn as well
“This is my step ladder”
“I never really knew my real ladder”
I died
Man, this stage of Carson is really never gonna happen again huh
29:40 The first time Traves says anything in so long and he just hystarically laughs at nothing for 25 seconds
I love traves
Carsons best ability is to laugh at his own jokes
christian coleman the best talent you can have in life
Remember: You are your biggest supporter.
I'm gay
When you're the only one laughing at your own joke but it's okay because your laughter made your friends laugh too and that's all that really matters
I’d like to think somebody has been trapped in purgatory forced to watch this video for the past almost 4 years and they’ve devolved into only being able to say, “this is my step ladder”
help, im stuck in purgatory
this is my step ladder
POV: you press newest first
Jschlatt met Carson with a horrible microphone saying it was an honor to meet him.
Orange Temp i actually think they met BEFORE the SMP server. I believe if you watch “weird people on discord” then he’ll be talking to Schlatt. I don’t know if that’s before or after SMP lol
@@oliviabruh586 We need to find everyone's first interaction
@@orangetemp2486 traves and carsons first interaction was on fortnite and traves was playing with cooper
@@astro.mp3348 by god, we need to find the link
yOu KnOw Me???
“I never knew my real ladder” will never not be funny
I feel so left out because I was gasping for air the whole video but, I don’t get it.
@@vicinitrix927 It's the continuation of the step ladder joke
Ok I assumed that.
Кирилл Моренко It adds on to the funny when you realize where that punchline came from lol
This video is Carson's comedic master piece
Shroud Face gets me every time
“It’s such an abstract bit.”
“You guys ever diet?” -Jschlatt, 2019
Literally all of the things schlatt has said in this video in the last half are some of the most quotable things I've ever heard. No matter what time you start it, as long as schlatt is talking, you can quote it
I.e. "I never met my real ladder" -jschlatt 2019
-Jschlatt 2018
It’s a weird feeling to see Carson building The after having just watched it get blown up a few days ago
Evey Martin in his stream where they did Shark Tank. Him, Connor, and Schlatt were the judges and I think it was Nick who blew the theater up
stop spoiling the smplcu
didnt they rollback the chunks and bring it back?
Ay dude spoilers
i literally almost screamed when it happened lmao
Simpler times
It’s hard to believe this was almost 4 years ago
“Jschlatt, you’ve committed high treason”
-Carson
"Schlatt, you got to pay your war crime"
-Josh
@@ap3productions81 wasnt that josh?
@@bigbousepouse2532
Actually, no. Josh said something about paying for war crimes.
Ah, I see my problem. I'll go change it, then.
“I’m thinking about getting more popular than the Misfits, and then buying it... with my net worth.” - Carson 2019
@Preston zzstu Romack because ur vids are shit lmao
@Preston zzstu Romack maybe if ur videos were actually good theyd get more likes
@Preston zzstu Romack i dont upload vids tf u talking about
@Preston zzstu Romack You're a kid.
Also if you don't want to make videos on UA-cam, you have no obligation to. If you want to delete your channel, just do it. If you want to stop making videos, just do it.
"My father is a schizophrenic" - jschlatt 2019
I miss this
“This is gonna be a classic video on the channel” And so it was
"i dont worry about -terrorism- "
You don't worry about what?
@@stoked-6996 what
@@smokinjoeee m.ua-cam.com/video/5DrGHQ7Heuc/v-deo.html
I'm going to send you this link and tell me what it is because I don't.
0 Spy it says terrorism with a weird font.
0 Spy errorism
When Jschlatt said “ “
I felt that..
9:22 my favorite Carson clip of all time
I dunno why but these are the CallMeCarson videos I wish he could make again. He still has his laugh and everything and he definitely has fun, but these are the golden days I think.
bluelights been pretty funny these days
Watching while completely ruining my toilet, love the video
hope it went well man
CallMeCarsonLIVE hey Carson how’s your day been
Max Max took you a day
@@Gloomysushiroll oh my god
It's like we were meant for each other
This is seriously what humor is like in 2019 and I love it
I too have big lips like Carson. I dub them “Guppy Lips”. I wish to apply for lips of fame.
Welp, guess its an end of an era for real. For now, this is goodbye.
@wunderscore 7 SAME BRO
I
Come
With
Good
News
@@PhoenixAce carson is coming back but jschlatt added a spice man. It will never be the same without him. I just don't get why his friends lied and threw him into the fire :( there wasn't more than one victim like they straight lied but most importantly there was no victim to begin with nobody commited a crime. Man, twitter fucks everything up.
@@thedude3005 Wait, did his friends lie? Was there really only one victim? I’m honestly curious now, do you have a source on that?
@@NoahAlbrecht there's no victim because there is nothing out of ordinary but if you count that one person a "victim" then it's the only one who spoke about it there was no proof of anyone else getting sexual texts. His "friend" literally called cops on him. UA-cam circlejerks are scary man everyone is waiting for an opportunity to throw someone out for their gain. Same with dream smp and shit.
“How am I gonna do this”
“I ask myself that every time I wake up”
Damn schlatt be going through it
Luke Holliday That’s why Schlatt is the most relatable person on SMP Live.
It's those pretzels man
He's a boomer
Traves and Carson: Uploads within a minute of each other
Me: Big Lion has blessed me
Hes so powerful
it’s fucken big lion
his arm of darkness is blessed
I watched Traves’ video first 😳
*heavy breathing* _fuck.._
i'll miss u carson
Traves busting up laughing at the end sounded like an insane anime villain
Its rumored that he still tells half jokes in those halls to this day
There is no one left in the server, yet, if you join and listen closely, no matter where you are, you can hear his half jokes echoing thru the halls and rooms of SMP
(Echoing) "I saw two vegans arguing on Twitter the other day."
22:30-
Schlatt: “It’s not that I’m afraid to die,”
Carson: intense inhale and sNoRt
“aooga aooga” *jaw drops to floor and heart pops out of chest and eyes pop out of sockets* “Now that’s a dame!”
Carson is such a good UA-camr to comfort watch
Oh the simpler times...
Legend says that they still dont know what traves was laughing at.
I really wanted to know what the hecc he was laughing about
@@stinky-as-sin
we all want
The L L A M A
I thought it was Carson’s joke
It just took him like 5 seconds to register in his brain
9:23 “everywhere I go, I see his face”
When Travis starts laughing I lost my shit.
Schlatts half jokes are still some of the funniest shit to me
Intro: "babababababa"
Damn, poki really changed this man
The world i round. And poki is my world hehehe....
ua-cam.com/video/r8wDc8UbTaM/v-deo.html
Lol
He stuttered so bad trying to say Pokimane
So funny I heard the FRIENDS soundtrack throughout the whole thing
Read that in a vsauce voice lmao
Ok now i hear it too
Lol
Hey vsauce
Friends isn’t funny
HES COMING BACK BABY
16:07 “Oh is this balsamic?
When I Google my net worth its just a message at the top from my bank telling me to pay my debts
Study loans! Aren't they fun!
@#1 ratbag are you an ad company lmao boomer
26:46 I don't know why, but Jawsh backing up in the boat at snail pace made me laugh harder than I ever have in my entire life.
his laugh, intoxicating. his smile, charming beyond belief. and his humor, broken to pieces, just like mine. he is the messiah
I think I just realized 2019 was the best year of my life…..
same
2015 here
@@Chinaball-fx7gi my dog died that year
@LagginFallen thanks Captain obvious
i miss those years so much
“This is my step ladder...”
...I never knew my real ladder.”
It's like watching the stand up scene in hit 2019 film "Joker"
E9 Chord
Epic
A sneaky gamer maneuver i see
"I went to the store the other day... And they were out of paper towels"
2020 has entered the call
This is never gonna happen again, it's so fucking sad. This server was so good and I miss it man.