I'm glad that my rendition of Carson's profile picture is being immortalized by this video, including when it was his Twitter profile picture. Very epic.
I know Ted has a tablet, idk if Josh used it in this video (he got one recently according to his twitter but sometimes he doesn’t use it). Either way, Josh has a knack for some cursed shit in mspaint....
Damn I got 23 likes not gonna ruin it by panicking in the same comment like most people but damn, btw it still does damn 536 why do I get so many likes on my comments like tf?
Smh yeah some of them are higher than average but I feel like everyone’s seriously exaggerating on their level of talent just because they’re acting silly and modest about it.
5th grade? The fuck? We didn't get into this shit until 6th over here. Where the hell did you go to school? Is that normal? Was my education not normal?
I have never laughed harder at anyone else's channel than yours. I took forward to every video. I get really excited when I see a new video of yours. you deserve waaayy more subscribers.
Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different.
Jawsh seems like the kind of demented mortal to: -pour his milk before cereal -eat his KitKat sideways -to position the toilet paper so the end is always under -put beans under his rice -spreading a condiment alllllll over his fries instead of dipping like a normal human being -use a computer like a 70 year old just to piss people off -get on a train/bus/elevator before everyone gets off -take all the toppings off his pizza and eat those then eat pure b r e a d -add the hot water into his tea cup before the bag is in there -using a fork and knife to eat fries/pizza/burgers -eating cereal without milk -putting ketchup on the bun before the hotdog -putting the milk in before the hot water when making tea -putting peanut butter and jelly on the same slice of bread and adding another piece of bread to make it a "sandwich."
It physically hurts me to watch your videos My head is spinning My arms and legs are dissolving I think my lungs have finally failed on me I’m going to die right here right now *HELP*
For those wondering, the software Carson used at 6:29 was Adobe Photoshop Elements. It was an old one with a different logo. I think it was Photoshop Elements 11 or 12.
So guys we did it, we reached 4 quarters of a million subscribers, one million subscribers, the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time, it's just the phenomenal
The winner takes all It's the thrill of one more kill The last one to fall Will never sacrifice their will Don't ever look back On the wind closing in The only attack Were their wings on the wind Oh the daydream begins And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! And the world is last to fall
The fact that some of the art here is better and more entertaining than Picasso and Van Gogh begs the question of why these aren’t in a museum. Or selling for $300 Million. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@_slashes I know. It's from MetalKingBoo's Character Laughing series, and this is from the end of Vinesauce Joel Laughing. Anyways, thanks for noticing!
Jawsh terrifies me, he seriously seems like the type of person who puts his pants on both legs at the same time.
Funny wedgie
And pulls them all the way down to pee
I do that
Im reading the comments first and I can't fathom to understand why you would say this.
Who doesn’t?
I'm glad that my rendition of Carson's profile picture is being immortalized by this video, including when it was his Twitter profile picture. Very epic.
Rlly
2 comments both on the top
Are you seriously fishing for attention huh
Ted do drawing videos
Mr.Legends two comments same video! Ulterior motive! Arrest this man!
Cram
Can I buy sum cram from you Ted
24 frames of NECK
hey slime
Hi slime
when cereal have milk
Slimecicle when’s that Rockefeller Street kazoo cover coming out?
Yo it my boy slime
“His eyes are facing two different directions”
“It’s because there’s news on both sides”
I *DIED*
no you didn't
@@ave7949
thanks avery birkner
Bruno Barnowski thanks, Bruno *BARNOWSKI*
@@tengoku9274 damn you got me tengoku
what will i ever do
@@brunobarnowski5737 uhh, cry whilst I default dance on u
My jaw actually dropped when I saw the hideous Homer creation
i really hope that ends up as smii7y’s steam pic😂
i shit and cummed when he moved the eyes.
Woo like number 666! Am I cool yet?
The cursed Homii7y
thanks for the fanart carsand
They gonna draw u
Hi weest
sapnu puas read upside down
*so many gasp*
Dude! I still can't find that black photo! Please help!
Dude, Jawsh's pretty good at drawing
Ted too
No shit sherlock
Josh and Ted are really good
*ÑØ*
@@ilariapedatella2157 oops keyboard warrior here who shat in your bowl of cornflakes
How come there aren’t any explanations on why Jawsh is so good at creating the most cursed images
Cause he draws like shel Silverstein
TryppTrapp wait oh my god everything is so clear now this makes SO much sense 😦
TryppTrapp I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I OWN LIKE SEVEN OF HIS BOOKS AAAAA
The magician never reveals his secretes.
Or rather, in this case, the curse-specialized warlock.
911 likes ! Well that’s cursed
You literally destroy everything you touch
You mean they make everything *Hot*
So do I!
@Lance Hondrade god of destructionn
wenloseN no wonder he’s a Virgin
except the new ford tourneo courier
i luv draw
traves very you travis thank
draw gud very hot dud pencil
It has two mouths
me agreed you
ok
Moral of the video:
Death is your only escape.
0of
@Riley Miner it kinda is...
...
Riley Miner yeah, just disconnect
@@ddoober *silence*
-yinnX- *insert silence here*
Are we just gonna ignore how well drawn these were?
Yes
Especially Carson's.
Yesn't
Josh is really good İ am questioning my 5 years if drawing
@@gayzer1020 hahah same
true artists
Hey look its you
But not you
oh hi
666 likes xD
LukeOrSomething ok
7:46 my face when cereal No milk
Derpy_Horse4 0:14 my face when cereal haves milk
Derpy_Horse4 When cereal have's no milk
Derpy_Horse4 the wheeze though lol-
Goibby
7:35 when milk make cereal sog
6:44 oh my god you guys made me so hot
They did?
Lol
At first I saw his mustache as a smile and now I can’t unsee it...
I found you in the comments again. Do you like cuphead?
24 frames of neck
ok there’s no way in hell ted and josh used a computer mouse to do this. they must’ve used a drawing tablet i stag-
I know Ted has a tablet, idk if Josh used it in this video (he got one recently according to his twitter but sometimes he doesn’t use it). Either way, Josh has a knack for some cursed shit in mspaint....
Stag
I stag
@@sherri3555 You mean he's the catalyst of chaos
it’s the smooth line tool in ms paint lmao
8:20 that put me into fight or flight mode
RedPanda Boss that will gave me nightmares for the rest of my life
Damn I got 23 likes not gonna ruin it by panicking in the same comment like most people but damn, btw it still does damn 536 why do I get so many likes on my comments like tf?
Did you fight or flight though?
Flight
@@WordFyle good to know.
I MADE THE FINAL CUT!!!!
Yeet
YAY I DIDNT!
yeehaw
Hawyee.
cowboy_noah yawhoo
th e
W
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T
T
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7:46 Carson’s dry heave had me literally ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
T
h a n o s
*W H E R E S*
*M Y*
*_C R O W N_*
T
H A N OS
T
Handos
Crispy
No problem:)
I know exactly where your profile picture is from. Nice
Half of these just generate pure fear
The other half is Carsons stickman figures
My erection hard
It’s a natural response to watching the pictures in the video
8:23 Me when my friends ask why I haven't slept in 6 years, 2 months, 9 hours, 29 minutes, and 18.728 seconds.
Why havent you slept in 6 years 2 months 9 hours 29 minutes and 18.728 seconds
the funny thing is these are actually suspiciously good. I’m not sure how I feel besides,,, I like it.
its just because josh and ted can ACTUALLY draw😂
Just realized Coopers avatar is in fact a fish, and not a duck wearing a monocle
i thought it was a green eyeball
I thought it was solder with glasses
Thought it was a penguin with a big mouth
@@buglab2285 Same XD
I thought it was a fish with a disproportionately big eye.
If that’s not SMii7Y’s profile picture on Twitter in 24 hours I’m going to be very upset.
same here, i will fight for this pfp
Lemonysnicker it has to happen.
I am scared of no man
But that thing scares me 8:22
Im your first reply. Hey
@@aresghost4545 I'm _your_ first reply, *hay.*
@@aresghost4545 *wut?*
Tf2 rerference
**Fnaf ambient noise starts playing**
7:15 his mouse moved to the words when he said "divine holy power"
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
Ok, but fr, these guys are actually like proffessional artists.
Uuuuh. Sure
mainly just Josh and Ted
Chillby not professional but they’re pretty good
Smh yeah some of them are higher than average but I feel like everyone’s seriously exaggerating on their level of talent just because they’re acting silly and modest about it.
@@pokaay3163 Indeed.
Half of the avatars seem beyond destroyed to begin with
Pp
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
No u
Tru
Despahomo
5:59 Indie Band Album Cover lol
Hella Bitch and name.
I’m using that as an album cover fuck y’all
Smells like dungeon synth
Wow... Keemstar really held a grudge.
Bruh
That’s why he was mad when he canceled Carson bro
This video set off my fight or flight reflexes
Which one was activated tho
@@enclavetrooper4486 I can't speak for Brendan, but I, myself, punched my monitor... Good thing this thing can take a beating
SaH Zhree so why did you use a phone to type that
@@GeneratedPerson s
Switched to phone after *the incident*
But I mean obviously it was a joke, but hey, you do you man
SaH Zhree I also meant it as a joke, but hey, you do you man
Some of you were suspiciously good at drawing.
Edit: Yeet skeet I changed my pfp thanks for complaining about gacha in my reply section
Mar cry ikr
I’m surprised that a Gacha Life person watches Call Me Carson.
@@user-db4uo9no1n You like Gacha Life though
@@EdwardScissorhands. oOoOOOOOoOOoooOOOoooOohhHhHHHh
@@mcplumpkin6191 *the ultimate roast*
It’s Keem Neptune actually
Heehoo you stole my idea, whackadoo
Fuck off. Stop commenting.
@@GoreGunn *_Spurdo Spärde in 2019_*
Huh
kremit the frog You can’t use Neptune. I’m Neptune.
0:22 I like how he does not know about SCPs but he knows everyone calls SCP-173 the holy peanut
The user it was from has holy peanut as their name
carson.
i have ten thousand copies of cereal when haves milk would you like to see it
U L T I M A T E O w O I would like too
yes
Yas bitch
i want that as a milk brand
@@jjonah1079 smugumim
Ms Paint is clearly the best editing software
What about Mr Paint?
REAL MEN USE ASCII
Why do I see you on every video
Go to bed kermit
Was*
7:00 was such a fake laugh to make him feel better about his drawing
SHHH
Where is the right leg?
4
Bro when he said mitochondria all the 5th grade science classes came back to me so hard I got pregnant
Bruh that's an amoeba
how's the baby doing
What'd you name it
The same way anime girls do when any guy ever breathes near them?
5th grade? The fuck? We didn't get into this shit until 6th over here. Where the hell did you go to school? Is that normal? Was my education not normal?
9:49 Look at the amount of tweets he has.
Oh no get the fuckin holy water
*heavy breathing*
**visible confusion**
*intense eye twitching*
Zoinks
Cereal when haves 999,999 subscribers
Cereal when haves 1,000,000 subscribers
1,000,000 subscribers when haves 999,999 subscribers
Mhm yup
What the *FUCK?* there are 667 likes. I missed 666 😔
S ʜ ᴀ ɢ ɢ ʏ
I have never laughed harder at anyone else's channel than yours. I took forward to every video. I get really excited when I see a new video of yours. you deserve waaayy more subscribers.
yes
yes
Why are jawsh and Ted so good at making brainlet caricatures
OMG im dying 4:32 looks like Johnny Bravo
wtf it does
Just add sunglasses and done
3:28 this is the only recovered image of SCP-4666 during a weissnacht event
Smile dog looking ass
The SMii7Y drawing reminded me of “Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack”
That show was the shit
can I just say how genuinely amazing Josh and Ted are at drawing? Like, who would've guessed
*Taps forehead*
Can't have your twitter avatar destroyed if you don't have one to begin with
Justin Y. To ez
second reply boiiis
*I guess we just have to ask for a Destroying UA-cam Avatars sequel then, huh?*
3rd reply boi
I'm early(5th reply)
When wii is so dead they cant copyright strike you for using their music
RIP The wii shop channel
We all just gonna forget Carson's laugh at 7:48
(HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR THE LIKES, MY NEW RECORD)
Why am I being recommended all of Carson’s videos again
Its a forgotten memory
It's just a burning memory
Because its good fucking content
@@The_Hunted true
@@FileCorruption no please
Not again
That picture of Homer Smii7y is the scariest thing I have seen.
The king Neptune reference made my spit out my *_Oreo Ice cream_*
*oreo ice cream* ™
0:41 did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different.
Destroying Legends bruh moment
Jawsh and Teds artwork is probably my favorite because it’s just so damn unique, it’s honestly inspiring for me
Literally me when I forget eggs for Bart
Wow a wild game grumps meme appears
@@laterollbutt8246 *OneyPlays Meme Appears
bu-but merge!
@Eggo Boop bot what are you on about?
(when Carson doesn’t feature you)
_my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined._
Daniel Sambar ok Justin
Top 10 saddest anime deaths.
no.. shut.. up
_You're creating only the finest of art_
Y'all, as an artist, I can say this is quality content - the abstractness of it all. Would totally commission Carson for an Twitter icon
Jawsh seems like the kind of demented mortal to:
-pour his milk before cereal
-eat his KitKat sideways
-to position the toilet paper so the end is always under
-put beans under his rice
-spreading a condiment alllllll over his fries instead of dipping like a normal human being
-use a computer like a 70 year old just to piss people off
-get on a train/bus/elevator before everyone gets off
-take all the toppings off his pizza and eat those then eat pure b r e a d
-add the hot water into his tea cup before the bag is in there
-using a fork and knife to eat fries/pizza/burgers
-eating cereal without milk
-putting ketchup on the bun before the hotdog
-putting the milk in before the hot water when making tea
-putting peanut butter and jelly on the same slice of bread and adding another piece of bread to make it a "sandwich."
underrated comment
7:46 It's 12:17 in the morning. I'm alone in the dark and this comes up.
BlasianFJ I’m your 69th like.
I kept clicking on the second timestamp and nothing happened.
Salty Tea Because there is no 12:17 mark in the video.
Oh
Matthew DiLeva they meant like 12am and 17 minutes
It physically hurts me to watch your videos
My head is spinning
My arms and legs are dissolving
I think my lungs have finally failed on me
I’m going to die right here right now
*HELP*
Your ascending don't worry
Death is your only escape
moms spaghetti
Haha
Thanks for the great profile pic!
Edit: 1 year and a couple months later I’m still beautiful
Still staying strong with it
Have you found a cure for your curse yet
When eye haves milk?
My milk is of pure Essence
So what's it like being a bag
I used this background music in a video about kids dying in coal mines in the early 1900’s. It is one of my favorite accomplishments
I love this
Nobody:
Villagers: 7:48
UNDERRATED
This made me exhale out of my nose harder than usual
Herrmm
This comment is great
*it's a joy mutant from lisa: the painful*
Recently saw your invading discord servers videos
I FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS CHANNEL
SAME OHMYGOD
At 7:14 Carson follows the words “divine holy power” with his mouse holy shit.
Ok.
Carson's laugh sounds like my lawnmower failing to work
Edit: why tf does this have so many likes? thx
Why is the largest image on the Mediocre Floor of Uzbekistan?
8:20 when somebody stole your mechanical pencils
10:14
*thank you*
7:47 Someone's laugh sounds like a broken kazoo, I swear.
That's Carson's laugh XD
@@generalgaming206 It's perfect.
@@stokerrr-ktg4056 agreed
@Mistral - KTG - FurryTrash
Or a Minecraft villager, so I hope it was intended
XDDDDDD sounds like fart
i love how they just pause the comedy and genuinely compliment each other
6:41 the soulless eyes remind me of tim and moby
Beep beep
lol
Dispensa7799 4:20
For those wondering, the software Carson used at 6:29 was Adobe Photoshop Elements. It was an old one with a different logo. I think it was Photoshop Elements 11 or 12.
Ty
Mitochondria on his hat had me dead 💀😂😂
0:48 "There are no accidents."
-Master Oogway
After going to a museum i can say I have a great taste in art...
* watch's video *
I am a uncultured Swan
0:29 *MOBILE TASK FORCE EPSILON ELEVEN DESIGNATED NINE-TAILED FOX WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
T A R G E T T E R M I N A T E D
AREA CLASSIFIED
*SCP 173 SUCCESFULLY NEUTRALISED*
*GO GO GO G O*
ZK-Class End Of The Multivers Scenario
_Now, this is..._
*Cereal when it haves milk*
Ceral wen havs milk
"here's my fucking nightmare"
*Top 10 famous last words*
0:23 , I guess you can classify 173 as safe now : /
Agreed
It combined with scp 999 it should be keter now
idk man, i dont feel safe looking at this
My Car Is Chaotic it’s cute but equally deadly
Oh no it still wants to snap your neck. It's just now has the ability to smile like a psychopath while it's doing it.
Me: Oh, cool, new CallMeCarson video!
Me, five seconds in: nevermind I want out
you cannot escape from carsons wild ride
If you want out, death is your only escape
So guys we did it, we reached 4 quarters of a million subscribers, one million subscribers, the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time, it's just the phenomenal
OOF
4:48 this dudes food is expired before it gets to his stomach
5:18 me with my alien from Area 51
This was when the meme was alive idiot
Xnomorph9121 so aliens are cool in 2019 and not in 2020?
@@Winters118 your name is literally xenomorph.
Ducks don't actually float their legs are so long they are able to reach the river bed
Stolen meme.
The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will
Don't ever look back
On the wind closing in
The only attack
Were their wings on the wind
Oh the daydream begins
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to fall
I have never watched this Carson video until now, as I thought it would be boring, and I’m glad I never did because I need Carson content
2:03 Keemstar looks like he has a huge dried raisin looking nipple on top of his head.
Oh hey versaucey
im finally early in this comment
this reminds me of simpler times
The fact that some of the art here is better and more entertaining than Picasso and Van Gogh begs the question of why these aren’t in a museum. Or selling for $300 Million. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
GeorgeUND it's because of M U S E U M T R A F F I C
Missed this like crazy- and I wasn't prepared to see this in my recommended after so long.
I just realized that the smiity one looks like the ice king from adventure time
I’m surprised you didn’t try to draw any anime girl
I mean they drew -a fortnite girl- keemstar so what's the difference?
Penis
Ø Vagina
7:45 I never would have thought that of all people, that would be homer simpson.
0:33 Sagat is bald Gibby's main in Street Fighter
Hey! Your profile picture is Joel from Vinesauce
@@_slashes I know. It's from MetalKingBoo's Character Laughing series, and this is from the end of Vinesauce Joel Laughing. Anyways, thanks for noticing!
CONGRATS ON HITTING A MIL, he clearly likes it!
9:31 I hate that I knew exactly what the original image was before seeing it
The fact that there are UA-camrs they drew that I didn’t watch but do now makes me happy to realize who they actually drew
king neptune bald is just will smith as aladdin
its rewind time