The Wildest Catfish Story: Man Tells All

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  • @RyanLongcomedy
    @RyanLongcomedy  2 роки тому +283

    Once I was Catfished by a girl saying she wasn't looking for drama. Support the sponsors and sub to my other channel ua-cam.com/users/theboyscastwithryanlong

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 2 роки тому +2

      Dude that dude in the NY Giants scarf is deep barely understood him because he sounds zoned out

    • @PuppyPulverizer
      @PuppyPulverizer 2 роки тому +1

      Every girl is a catfish. Just takes a few months to see it.

    • @AndyFromBeaverton
      @AndyFromBeaverton 2 роки тому +3

      I went catfishing once and caught a huge bass.

    • @jlall4467
      @jlall4467 2 роки тому +5

      If someone says "I'm not looking for drama" they are looking for drama

    • @Herps1
      @Herps1 2 роки тому +1

      How to prevent cat fishing? Don't bottom fish. Better yet, keep your pole out of the water.

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 2 роки тому +701

    "I didn't really care because she had a fat ass." - This man knows his priorities.

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/tvRRvxl0UZE/v-deo.html
      Yes fax

  • @alejandroreyes9574
    @alejandroreyes9574 2 роки тому +899

    The ripped in half joke was top notch. Can't believe he managed to keep a straight face.

    • @euqet01di
      @euqet01di 2 роки тому +12

      I lost it.

    • @suzannaflores1164
      @suzannaflores1164 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao!!!

    • @PlutoisaPlanet
      @PlutoisaPlanet 2 роки тому +14

      Literally I stopped watching the video there and was cracking up when he said that, I can’t believe only one of those ladies laughed at that

    • @aaroncain4452
      @aaroncain4452 2 роки тому

      LMFAO!!!!

    • @serrael-182
      @serrael-182 2 роки тому +2

      Can someone please explain. English isnt my first language. Thanks :)

  • @docbailey3265
    @docbailey3265 2 роки тому +347

    The black guy at the beginning makes more sense than 95% of Social Media.

    • @marsjokes
      @marsjokes 2 роки тому +7

      Super based

    • @goldtiger9453
      @goldtiger9453 2 роки тому +5

      I actually met tht guy in person, chill outgoing dude. True extrovert

    • @NapoleonicWargaming
      @NapoleonicWargaming Рік тому +2

      He's 24? He looks double that

  • @Plumbob-nd2kc
    @Plumbob-nd2kc 2 роки тому +735

    There’s a 90% chance Ryan will run into his new bud while out smashing.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 2 роки тому +631

    Dude with red ski hat went from joking to serious deep confession of his heartbreak in a flash. That was amazing to watch.

    • @DarknessCalling
      @DarknessCalling 2 роки тому +74

      that dude is based as fuck

    • @lilycai7614
      @lilycai7614 2 роки тому +41

      Ryan has a gift where he's able to get deep confessions out of total strangers.

    • @markomarjanovic7643
      @markomarjanovic7643 2 роки тому +32

      The length people will go to not to say 'the black guy'

    • @dragons_red
      @dragons_red 2 роки тому +18

      @@markomarjanovic7643 lol, i only watched the first part so I intentionally didn't say "the black guy" because I didn't know if there were other black guys in the video.
      I have no problem with saying "the black guy".
      I did notice other folks in the comments referring to him as everything but that as well, lol.

    • @manydirt2600
      @manydirt2600 2 роки тому +5

      He's the friggin best. Fuck the NSA

  • @pyxylation
    @pyxylation 2 роки тому +651

    I love how he took the story from one dude and just told it to other people "My good friend..." amazing!

  • @AxleNo7
    @AxleNo7 2 роки тому +294

    That cut to “probably one of my best friends” killed me

  • @justabunneh6490
    @justabunneh6490 2 роки тому +947

    Everyone in this video was really nice and lighthearted, it's nice to see people being chill.

    • @Snake369
      @Snake369 2 роки тому +11

      yeah honestly the last couple videos he's interviewed some really nice people.

    • @wertrocks123
      @wertrocks123 2 роки тому +3

      And for that reason this is probably my favourite street interview vid of Ryan's

    • @xlortiz
      @xlortiz 2 роки тому +1

      Ryan's amazing

    • @balloonpoop
      @balloonpoop 2 роки тому

      I think most people are pretty chill as long as you aren't being purposely annoying like a lot of street interviews

    • @seekinganhonestpolitician
      @seekinganhonestpolitician 2 роки тому +1

      It's easy to be chill when you hide behind a mask.

  • @truffleshuffl
    @truffleshuffl 2 роки тому +424

    Enlightened beanie man with hpv: “Fuck democratic socialism, fuck hitler.”
    Ryan with love in his eyes: “question”
    🤣

    • @barcharlie
      @barcharlie 2 роки тому +15

      At this point I was wondering if Ryan was going to change the "Shtick", but no he is very focused and actually uses other things beanie man said to continue the gig. So Frkn Professional.

    • @wm1958
      @wm1958 2 роки тому +11

      Bitten fruit as a logo and no joke sold first computer at $666
      Dude is based

    • @edgarloike
      @edgarloike 2 роки тому +9

      @@wm1958 they also made a mouse with 1 button. You have to be sick in the head to do that.

    • @wm1958
      @wm1958 2 роки тому +1

      @edgarloike one button? They wack!

    • @wadecurtis1769
      @wadecurtis1769 2 роки тому

      Best line by miles hahaha

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 2 роки тому +673

    That took a fucking turn. Also mad respect to that guy, all lives do matter and good for you for also seeing the BS behind the BLM organization.

    • @teresachapman205
      @teresachapman205 2 роки тому +81

      BLM is about as authentic as that one chic's green eyes... total front 🤣

    • @FrozenSparky
      @FrozenSparky 2 роки тому +42

      Antifa / White BLM supporters will call this guy a white supremacist

    • @gbolt111
      @gbolt111 2 роки тому +2

      @@FrozenSparky you mean black supremacist?:)

    • @chumpion7180
      @chumpion7180 2 роки тому +12

      I kinda feel bad for him, got his heart broken.

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 2 роки тому +4

      @@gbolt111 a black, white supremacist. Like Clayton Bigsby ua-cam.com/video/BLNDqxrUUwQ/v-deo.html

  • @Corrupted-file
    @Corrupted-file 2 роки тому +151

    I love that the cop “can’t comment” on the catfish-crime statistics. 😆

    • @Corrupted-file
      @Corrupted-file 2 роки тому

      @Aditya Nautiyal
      Not sure if you heard what he was asked, but maybe the cop didn’t understand either.

  • @gregridd
    @gregridd 2 роки тому +604

    I always feel anxious clicking on Ryan's videos they are a blend of comedy and horror

  • @worldwide_wes
    @worldwide_wes 2 роки тому +352

    Dude in the beanie seriously has it all figured out and I want to be his best friend 😂

    • @corenlavolpe6143
      @corenlavolpe6143 2 роки тому +17

      Dude's based as hell, I vibe with him

    • @Pyramanager
      @Pyramanager 2 роки тому +23

      never knew asian was an eye color XD

    • @fixerupperer
      @fixerupperer 2 роки тому +16

      He was by far the best part of this

    • @Shroomdiffnuclear
      @Shroomdiffnuclear 2 роки тому +8

      get him back pls

    • @nate7778
      @nate7778 2 роки тому +14

      4 years ago I would've thought he was crazy. Now I relate to him on every level.

  • @austin31bennett
    @austin31bennett 2 роки тому +32

    "A friend of mine, probably one of my best friends" 😂😂😂

  • @4everis2morrow
    @4everis2morrow 2 роки тому +14

    Hahaha "don't matter if her eyes green blue black white Asian..."

  • @bholleman85
    @bholleman85 2 роки тому +162

    Mad respect for the guy in the giants scarf.

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 2 роки тому +4

      You deserve a normal comment.
      I agree with your idea

  • @SgtSplatts
    @SgtSplatts 2 роки тому +123

    "You can never assassinate my mind. I get pu$$y." Truer words have never been spoken. Love is the enemy of the state.

    • @BarryB420
      @BarryB420 2 роки тому

      The physical embodiment of the “muh dick” meme. Maybe he was shot by the democratic socialism party of America but why bring hitler into this?

    • @marsjokes
      @marsjokes 2 роки тому

      @@BarryB420 socialism -> national socialism -> nazi -> hitler

    • @brodyeckblad7413
      @brodyeckblad7413 Рік тому

      Yeah this guy actually opened my eyes a little more

  • @arkine11
    @arkine11 2 роки тому +72

    "No matter if the eyes green, or blue, black, white, Asian, purple." This guy is very accepting of other eye colours. We should all be more like him.

    • @tintinismybelgian
      @tintinismybelgian 2 роки тому +3

      We should judge people by the content of their wallets, not by the color of their eyes.

    • @Mayhzon
      @Mayhzon 2 роки тому +3

      No we shouldn't. If all the eye colors mixed, we'd be left with only brown. Trufax.

    • @candideggplant1575
      @candideggplant1575 2 роки тому

      @@Mayhzon acceptance dont mean forced interracial pregnancies. Sex doesn't necessarily mean pregnancies

    • @seekinganhonestpolitician
      @seekinganhonestpolitician 2 роки тому +2

      @@candideggplant1575 sex risks pregnancies. Not fun part - that's why we women be selective. Or should be. Miscegenation is the end of diversity.

    • @FreelanceGenie
      @FreelanceGenie 2 роки тому

      I was laughing so hard at that thinking he got sidetracked to talking about race when he was supposed to be talking about eyes, but then I realized that he didn't get sidetracked at all, and really meant "Asian eyes" and it was even funnier.

  • @livingunderarockunderarock9963
    @livingunderarockunderarock9963 2 роки тому +143

    Follow them around for a few days
    Insert yourself into them
    Ryan, this never gets old.

  • @wertrocks123
    @wertrocks123 2 роки тому +148

    Ryan this is probably your best street interview to date. Everyone was good natured and there was more light hearted fun, which you're surprisingly good at. Top notch, enjoyed very much

  • @Shangootiki
    @Shangootiki 2 роки тому +8

    Guy in the red hat just made 505k new best friends

  • @redgrengrumbholdt2671
    @redgrengrumbholdt2671 2 роки тому +98

    That conversation between you and the red-beanie guy was so fucking hilarious

  • @cujo2680
    @cujo2680 2 роки тому +39

    Has one conversation with a guy and then immediately refers to him as "A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends..."

  • @bradmeek
    @bradmeek 2 роки тому +101

    Hats off for the black dude saying how fucked up blm is
    Fuckin legend, madd respect brother

  • @dysonwitwer6430
    @dysonwitwer6430 2 роки тому +22

    "A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, he was dating a girl and she lied about the color of her eyes..." 5 minutes after meeting him

  • @theboyknows3840
    @theboyknows3840 2 роки тому +15

    “What about a white woman with a fat everything?” Underrated joke😂😂😂

  • @Hjaelteomslag
    @Hjaelteomslag 2 роки тому +35

    I hella relate to the black dude. His heart beats on the same frequency as mine.

  • @AnyColorYouLikeBro
    @AnyColorYouLikeBro 2 роки тому +88

    I've never considered the bitten apple/Eve connection. I like this guy.

    • @GerardPerry
      @GerardPerry 2 роки тому +9

      It's supposed to be a nod to Alan Turing, but we know the real story.

    • @robertnichols78
      @robertnichols78 2 роки тому +14

      The first apple computer when introduced had a sale price of $666.66.

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 2 роки тому

      @@robertnichols78 WOAH DUDE. THEY MUST LITERALLY BE THE DEVIL!

  • @ankeshnand
    @ankeshnand 2 роки тому +10

    The guy in the beanie is real chad

    • @RyanLongcomedy
      @RyanLongcomedy  2 роки тому +10

      Very good friend of mine

    • @jklavz
      @jklavz 2 роки тому +1

      @@RyanLongcomedy Probably one of your best friends?

  • @ISOCZAR
    @ISOCZAR 2 роки тому +16

    Ryan found the black based king

  • @sublimekma
    @sublimekma 2 роки тому +14

    Ripped in half got me to lol in a quiet office. Well done sir.

  • @oneaboveallferrarifan2725
    @oneaboveallferrarifan2725 2 роки тому +36

    3:01 this guy’s special, he gets it and I fully agree

  • @nathanielgonsalves5073
    @nathanielgonsalves5073 2 роки тому +23

    Honestly, the guy with the red hat had some solid insights on politics and government.

  • @yankeetherebel
    @yankeetherebel 2 роки тому +10

    Dude that guy is a f*ckin GEM!

  • @SH-lb1nu
    @SH-lb1nu 2 роки тому +22

    This dude should be a regular

  • @pjking5942
    @pjking5942 2 роки тому +19

    The dude in the giants scarf is cool as shit he seems like a guy you can sit and have a beer with and talk about anything

  • @lisac1619
    @lisac1619 2 роки тому +3

    "A pretty good friend of mine, probably one of my best friends" 🤣🤣

  • @teddnaing6851
    @teddnaing6851 2 роки тому +13

    Wow. The red beanie bro is making redpills rain. Dang impressive for someone from LA..

  • @MarlinRoth
    @MarlinRoth 2 роки тому +28

    Ryan goes out to interview but he ends up just confessing weird life experiences to people lol

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 2 роки тому +3

      You gotta give the weird shit to get the weird shit

  • @paulwhat322
    @paulwhat322 2 роки тому +30

    For a few minutes Ryan makes me forget all my problems.

    • @paulwhat322
      @paulwhat322 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrFirefox lmao. Luckily not😅

  • @paulyshore1942
    @paulyshore1942 2 роки тому +21

    Dude this guy is awesome. I’d like to hear wayyyyy more stories from him. Bring him back Ryan!!

    • @gamerscomplete
      @gamerscomplete 2 роки тому +2

      im not so sure theres "bringing people back" that he randomly found on the side of the road

  • @kristinholden4334
    @kristinholden4334 2 роки тому +8

    **Ryan meets a new person at the beginning of the video…. “So I was talking with my good buddy earlier…” 😂😂😂

  • @kingsrefuge
    @kingsrefuge 2 роки тому +32

    I demand a full interview with the black gentlemen!!!!

  • @JimiVexTV
    @JimiVexTV 2 роки тому +39

    That black dude is probably the coolest guy you've ever interviewed

  • @ibtaba
    @ibtaba 2 роки тому +20

    This did bring a smile to my face!

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 2 роки тому +6

    She put on the profile that she was fun LOL

  • @MightBeYourNeighbor
    @MightBeYourNeighbor 2 роки тому +12

    That man is going through some deep shit and this was his highlight, good stuff.

  • @andrewsmith4581
    @andrewsmith4581 2 роки тому +3

    “This is Dustin Hoffman and you’re watching My Bookie!”
    Underrated line 😂

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 2 роки тому +6

    This kind of investigative journalism is why I follow Ryan.

  • @thomasmihelic3151
    @thomasmihelic3151 2 роки тому +27

    Where'd you find that guy? He's awesome

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 роки тому +8

    Damn this guy makes friends fast

  • @shanerob5414
    @shanerob5414 2 роки тому +3

    Plot twist: Red Beanie guy is content creator for Ryan Long.

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 2 роки тому +7

    Melina Abdullah is, in fact, full of shit. Preach, brother.

  • @kylegoldingYT
    @kylegoldingYT 2 роки тому +6

    Best. Episode. Ever.

  • @vaaalives981
    @vaaalives981 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is based and knows what's up!

  • @TheMicahwitz
    @TheMicahwitz 2 роки тому +6

    Red beanie guy is based AF!!!!

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 2 роки тому +1

    "turns out he's a chimney"
    🤣 That's one way to put it too, Ryan

  • @SuperPlanet77
    @SuperPlanet77 2 роки тому +10

    for all we know, most the catfishes online could be government agents trying to get us give them personal information about ourselves to make it easier to keep tabs on us

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 2 роки тому

      Probably foreign governments.... with Nigerian princesses as you wait in line for covid test

  • @CharlesLumia
    @CharlesLumia 2 роки тому +5

    Hilarious lol. The green eyes guy and the older couple were funny as sht

  • @gamerscomplete
    @gamerscomplete 2 роки тому +5

    ryan just consistently kills in every street interview video he does, ive watched very single one and every single one is awesome

  • @chrisdouglas1158
    @chrisdouglas1158 2 роки тому +13

    My ex wife didn't have eyebrows, took me 6 months into the relationship to find out.

    • @hollywont9447
      @hollywont9447 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @chrisdouglas1158
      @chrisdouglas1158 2 роки тому +1

      @@hollywont9447 hows ur eyebrow game 😁

    • @hollywont9447
      @hollywont9447 2 роки тому

      @@chrisdouglas1158 Haha 💪🏽

    • @chrisdouglas1158
      @chrisdouglas1158 2 роки тому

      @@hollywont9447 I see u hiding your eyebrows with your fringe 🤔 very suspicious

  • @thomasnelson5010
    @thomasnelson5010 2 роки тому +7

    I never thought I’d describe a Ryan Long video as wholesome! Great content!

  • @godsglizzy2232
    @godsglizzy2232 2 роки тому +3

    I fucking love how Ryan moves the conversation to beautiful places. He knows exactly what to say 😂

  • @avertingapathy3052
    @avertingapathy3052 2 роки тому +63

    That moment when you see Ryan low-key troll one of his own. Based on based violence is an epedemic.

  • @willfranklin7069
    @willfranklin7069 2 роки тому +4

    easily the best youtuber

  • @xWASDMitch
    @xWASDMitch 2 роки тому +4

    lmao the smoker

  • @semperpulchra
    @semperpulchra 2 роки тому +51

    "The government is way too involved" says the lady wearing a mask outside

    • @Neillionaire
      @Neillionaire 2 роки тому +20

      LOL. I mean she's right, though. We should take our allies where we can get them. I respect her right to do something not supported by data or reason, as long as she's not forcing me to do the same.

    • @abcdefg2174
      @abcdefg2174 2 роки тому

      Could be her choice though

    • @evanh.6462
      @evanh.6462 2 роки тому +1

      @@Neillionaire agreed. Maybe she lives with an old person with comorbidities and just wants to minimize chance of catching and spreading unknowingly.
      I’d probably just have that person get monoclonal antibodies and have ivermectin on hand… oh wait, Biden canceled the monoclonal supply and it’s extremely difficult to source ivermectin because pharmacists are standing between us and our doctors

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 2 роки тому +1

      In Asian cultures it's a sign of respect to wear a mask in public if you have any transmissible illness, including a cold. You can watch movies from before you were even born that show this behaviour. Nothing to do with the government.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 2 роки тому

      @@evanh.6462 that kind of mask wouldn't stop her from catching anything. They're solely to stop the wearer from spreading their illness.

  • @stanlionheart4687
    @stanlionheart4687 2 роки тому +2

    the dude with the red hat : KING!!! we need more of him 100% honesty

  • @WilhelmFreidrich
    @WilhelmFreidrich 2 роки тому

    3:05 "A pretty good friend of mine - probably one of my best friends" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garnetnard4284
    @garnetnard4284 2 роки тому +6

    That was a wild ride

  • @ryannoonan5909
    @ryannoonan5909 2 роки тому

    One of the best ad insertions ever! Great job.

  • @wyattblessing7078
    @wyattblessing7078 2 роки тому +3

    That dude with the nice coat, and red knit cap, guitar is awesome. I'd have a beer with him and listen to him for hours.

  • @BJ-uncensored
    @BJ-uncensored 2 роки тому +6

    I got catfished until I started using mybookie!
    This joke makes more sense at the end of the video. Oh, and it's hilarious.

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 2 роки тому +17

    Almost was catfished 2 times before I met my wife lucky I had multiple friends who pointed out flaws with the idea

    • @scottbriggs7936
      @scottbriggs7936 2 роки тому

      What river did you catch your wife in. Probably domes you up real nice ehhh?

  • @benedictdecent7766
    @benedictdecent7766 2 роки тому +1

    That guy is the violence version of peace.

  • @frankhinstine9161
    @frankhinstine9161 2 роки тому +10

    Red beanie man seems to have all bases covered, even politics 👍

  • @zimbargie2909
    @zimbargie2909 2 роки тому +5

    I remember not being able to get a girl out my head for over a year, until I saw her real face.
    Mindblowing how quick that can change things

  • @BlindMango
    @BlindMango 2 роки тому +2

    "It's good to be smoke" lmao words to live by

  • @GodofDisco
    @GodofDisco 2 роки тому +1

    That first guy was chill af

  • @mikexcopeland
    @mikexcopeland 2 роки тому

    Oh man, one of your best. I was cryin'.

  • @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT
    @ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT 2 роки тому +1

    In this week's video, Ryan records his inner monologue in the most echo-y room on the planet.

  • @Sluttybags
    @Sluttybags 2 роки тому

    Man, this was a real good batch of folks. Nice one Ry

  • @Schultz2322
    @Schultz2322 2 роки тому

    I'm loving the new content frequency !

  • @DJ-fn3jm
    @DJ-fn3jm 2 роки тому +14

    I love how you let the people say curses but you put stars in them in the captions. It's the little things that makes you guy awesome.

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 2 роки тому +1

      because youtube can tell if you have the word written and will demonetize the video

  • @ninjagamer1359
    @ninjagamer1359 2 роки тому +1

    These long journalist-style interview videos are absolutely killing me, fricking hilarious

  • @qaztim11
    @qaztim11 2 роки тому +2

    This was absolutely amazing i love this dude

  • @obits3
    @obits3 7 місяців тому

    “It’s good to be smoke.” LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @bobnat2
    @bobnat2 2 роки тому +1

    This is by far the funniest channel I've found.

  • @ah.l
    @ah.l 2 роки тому

    Keep em comin

  • @harryballz4260
    @harryballz4260 Рік тому

    "I'm the crazy cat lady"
    *Awkward Laugh*
    *Shoves almost entire hotdog in her mouth*

  • @lancelee5757
    @lancelee5757 2 роки тому

    You are killing it!

  • @brucewang6458
    @brucewang6458 2 роки тому

    I like the videos of him interviewing people the most. Especially these longer videos

  • @yournameshere
    @yournameshere 2 роки тому

    This may be one of the funniest videos Ryan has posted recently. Hilarious!

  • @tannerg4511
    @tannerg4511 2 роки тому +7

    That story was beautiful.

  • @delespai5592
    @delespai5592 2 роки тому +13

    I got catfished by a dude named Bryan Long. He wasn't long at all.

  • @Thedreamer20015
    @Thedreamer20015 2 роки тому +1

    What a beautiful conversation, could love mountains.

  • @QueensGTO_Viper
    @QueensGTO_Viper 2 роки тому +2

    the piano 🤣🤣

  • @treystone1993
    @treystone1993 Рік тому

    Thanks again for the gut punchers 👊👊. You have a gift. Keep up the comedy hits!!!

  • @randallshelton1630
    @randallshelton1630 2 роки тому

    I loved this, so great!