Man Tells The Secret To Getting Women
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2022
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Please do this on India
Hacking darts wit da fellas
What's your dad's name and address? 🤣🤣
LOL
What is a woman?
Yes
Yes
You took the words right out of my mouth
It’s whoever is on the end of my flute.
The thing that makes sandwiches and washes the dishes.
That guy has an impressive resume. Intellectual, musician, jock AND he’s a freakin star seed?! No wonder I can’t get any sniz when there’s competition like this around
Forget being Mr. Worldwide he's Mr. Interstellar
A philosopher king.
Famous friend too, he pioneered cable television!!!
That guy is so diverse he's black and white!
Bitchez love the flute man
1:32 The book the professor is reading and his skin condition makes him a comedy genius on top of everything else. Jeez, let some sniz for the rest of us.
Dude, haha. I'm tellin you. The joke writes itself. I hope we can get some sort of comment on the next boyscast. In fact, bring the Prof on the show!
I thought the same thing. it's sooo layered it could have been a comedy sketch. lmbo
that guy reading that book is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life.
and I think we all remember from shakespeare's macbeth, when macduff says "be not a n***ard of your speech". words to live by, tbh
This needs 1000 up votes
I didn't catch the book, and had to go back and find it since no one said the name. I understand why now 😂
Man I can't tell if this professor is legit or if he's just a homeless person who's glad someone's talking to him.
Not homeless probably but for sure mental illness and hustler
yes
yea in today’s day and age it’s pretty much the same thing.
He is absolutely bullshitting, fucking around to the max. Especially when he claims his sleeping friend is an OG cable engineer lol. Very entertaining though.
@@LupinTheLynx I could see the cable engineer thing being true to enough of a degree that they're technically not lying. I didn't get the idea he was claiming his friend invented it himself -- just that he had a role in that business at the time of its inception. (Still could be BSing, though.)
Ryan struck gold in his quest for knowledge. That Professor had all the answers.
That pan over to the sleeping guy was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. The way his glasses are hanging under his nose is sheer perfection. You couldn't draw it up better than that.
Hahah the dude reading "Stop Being Niggardly", priceless
He's trying to learn how to share some of that snizz he's been hoarding
@LonerlRelnol “don't start trippin' and shit, callin' me a racist. Cause I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way.
I mean it as a general term for ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race could be an ignorant motherfucker.” -Rummy from the Boondocks
I don't think Ryan noticed the book title lol
@LonerlRelnol niggardly means cheap. Scrooge. Penny pinching
He's having some limited success by his looks
3:08 Buddy's worn out from all the box he's been crushing
Yeah, Juice boxes
Ryan's brand of humor is infectious: Just when you think you're not going to laugh, you sneeze out the laughter uncontrollably.
Also it burns when you pee
Dude the book that man is reading 😂 😂 😂
look at his hands. I think it's working.
@@gusspinochet9685 😂, that is hilarious!
yeah "Stop being Niggardly" - Like wtf :D
@@christianeichmueller8637 it means tight with money, like a jew
@@gusspinochet9685 Hahaha, oh that's bad. But that is not what it means, it means stingy. Like he apparently is with snizz.
Only reason I want to visit the hell hole that is NYC is to be interviewed by Ryan. If he could let us know when he's going trolling, that'd be great.
NYC is not a hell hole visit, just a hell hole to live in
That would kind of defeat the whole purpose of the vids tho lol
@Jack Sheridan I spent 4 days in NYC back in the day, so I'm an expert: Your city is trash.
While I don't know exactly when you'll find him here, this is Union Square in NYC and most of his videos are filmed there. I ran into him last summer but he wasn't filming anything. Very friendly, quite the bro
@Jack Sheridan BAHAHAH. Even though NYC is a fucking cesspool you still look down on us plebs in the “Flyover states” huh? Lmao you deserve your bell. Enjoy.
1:48 Ayo what's he reading? 🧐
Seems to be working. He’s turning white
This turned to funny into weirdly wholesome real quick! We got a real giga chad and a wise man all rolled into one right here!
I’m all about astral projecting into some quality snizz
Hell yeah dude, getting some pussy on another plane of existence?! Alpha move 10/10.
If watching these Street interviews is taught me anything is that many people don't actually listen to anything each other is saying
That's because we're too burnt out on all the communicating with women that we don't have anything left to give our fellow men
Bro you trying not to laugh when talking to that sniz crusher was wholesome
This is one of the best Ryan Long street interview vids ever. I like that just about everyone in this vid really wants to talk about the subject. Ryan’s ‘teasing’ style of light mockery is great - but this vid has a lot of sincerity in the discussions and still comes off as very funny. I hope all the dudes you interviewed smashed some snizzy.
Making the move to NY really just gave you such an endless pool of interesting people to interview. Amazing finds every video
"that's my mom"
Remember when this would be the most confusing thing that would happen all week? Simpler times....
- Sport Jock
- Intellectual
- Musician
- Meditation guru
- Friend with a TV celebrity
I mean, that feels like a lot just o pick up chicks. I guess learning to play the guitar couldn't hurt. I always wanted to...
I think being tryhard for the sake of picking up chicks is inauthentic and they can smell the desperation, and the sort of women that go for that are not of the highest quality - but being tryhard just because you're a tryhard drops the panties you wanna be dropping real quick.
So whatever it is you're all about - go 100 p on it all the time. Throw in a mean gym habit and maintain an upbest and affable disposition as much as possible and the ladies will follow.
That would be my humble advice anyways.
@@SquareNoggin it was a joke but ok. Thanks for the advice i guess.
The secret is lots and lots of money. You're welcome chaps.
Pitcher guy is a legend. Sniz smashing intellectual.
Money, drugs, car, and a felony... women love these things!
3 out of 4 ain't bad. Just wish I had some money.
@@nodnarB14 wish I had the money too
@@nodnarB14 💀
Bro the pioneer of cable TV passed out on the bench had me dying 🤣
I so look forward for these. I was at work when I first got the notice but I like to enjoy these video's so waited until I got home so Duke and I can watch it together. Duke is one cool cat.
I think Ryan Long is the only person who has really enjoyable sponsors because watching him try to sell them to baffled strangers just doesn't get old.
1:47 the guy's book "Stop being NIGGARDLY"
I looked it up. Apparently, niggardly means miserly with money.
@@SMSBJM1981 Indeed, and predates the common slur for black people by like 300 years or something. There is also the noun, niggard, which is a person who is miserly with time or money.
Its working....he's slowly turning color
@@fuckcensorship69 bruh😂😂😂
Ryan, 3:03 was the hardest I've ever laughed at your videos. My heart is lifted. Thank you.
If you don't stay for the sponsor message you are missing out LOL
Ryan nudged the professor with his elbow like every other cut lol
I even enjoy the ad at the end. You are a funny bloke!
Do a bunch of stuff you love, and find people who also like that stuff and vibe with. And you'll find somebody.
someones never camped outside of a star wars premiere.
What if you love misogyny
@@ianleonard3264 bitches love bad boys
@@ianleonard3264 lol that was clever
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you haven't had much success in the smashing schnizz department...
You’re the only channel I’m interested in watching the sponsorships lol
Ryan you’re so good at this 😂😂😂
Sooo the masked up university professor pulls his mask down the closer the two become as they’re talking. Bro…why you even wearing a mask??
Virtue signaling
@@jwatson181 I don’t belong in this day and age. I should have been born in the 1860s or 1900 or 1920s.
@@ramotinmahazol240 you and me both. Maybe the 1830's for me
@@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever Pussies. I'm from the 1500s, Russia, because they bathed.
I always wish these were longer. I can't get enough.
The promotions are honestly golden at the end
3:10 ‘He’s one of the original pioneers of cable television…’ then pans to an obese, gormless looking man sleeping in public 😂😂😂 Comedy Gold
This is the best way I've ever seen someone read for the sponsor. Gimme more of that! Lol
How to “have sleep” with a ton of women 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The friend part. And the "bing" effect.
Dude the best of the video
1:48 I'll let the freeze frame speak for itself. ☠️
great reviews on Amazon!
That book and his hands 🤣
Great video Vice!
Best video you've ever done. That famous friend is an absolute caricature!
A lot of old school academics are just like this guy. Smart and eccentric. My old neighbor was a brilliant physicist, and you could have easily mistaken him for a random homeless man. He would try to talk string theory to my brother and I when we were in HS, lol. He is a lovely person and still teaching! These new academics are something different.
College professor there is based. Look at what he's reading! During the Bush years someone used that word and got called out for racism by ignorant journalists who didn't actually know the definition of the word
You have a good style when it comes to fuckin with people and i appreciate that
This one was great
I'm glad Ryan was so particular in choosing the absolute best people who would know the answer.
"You wanna keep to yourself, don't blame you"
Hahaha
Ryan forgot to tell him the most important part which is playing the flute
I’d walk to China and back just to see Ryan in a 2-hour feature film where he uses the word “smash” in every other sentence.
I don't know why I was expecting quality, helpful answers here lmao
"Professor, what's another name for buried pirate treasure? "
Lol these videos are too funny Ryan, gives me Ali G Show vibes haha, you're like Sacha with the trolling skills.
Sacha is jewish so yes he was a troll but a very different kind
@@fatguyslim I don't get it...
@@Sundog1985 trying hard to make an antisemitic joke, that was very much a reach
Sacha sucks
@@threeco2350 yeah that's weird. Oh well.
This was freaking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
So what I'm hearing is:
1. learn to communicate
2. have a wide range of interests
Hmmmmm, I guess it's back to the basement for me!
The Professors book 🤣 my man!
Thanks!
Love you Ryan.
I don’t know why I expected this to be more helpful
Love this Prof guy 👍
Bahaha lol famous friends and the dude passed out head down too funny!
Man Ryan, it's so annoying when you meet someone coole and just heckle them.
Professor is spilling wisdom right there and I need to hear it!!!!
Now that I've seen someone point out the book the man was reading, I can't stop laughing.
For anyone who doesn't want to go back if they didn't catch it, it's called, "Stop Being Niggardly" (which comes from a Scandinavian word, has nothing to do with other similar sounding words).
@@genevievec.8002 The rest of the title is: "And nine other things black people need to stop doing"
The guy on the phone is about to jump straight up 😂
Can trust the guy who still wears a facemask. And to make it worse, put it down when Ryan gets closer 🤷🏻♂️
It's even worse because he is outside in the open air. 💀
Maybe he put it on when Ryan sat down? One can hope.
“I taught communications courses”
Haha that checks out
The only ads that I don't try to immediately skip, lol.
I have another couple tips but keep it on the down low boys. So what you want to do, is lower your standards really far down. Just right through the floor. And then, if you can, start paying for it. Lots of them will really just put the rest to the side if you pay them. So those are my pro tips for racking up the numbers.
nice of you to come back to that guy and give him the low down
1 at a time, then on to the next when the fun runs out. I need to utilize this.
Doing podcast ads with random strangers on the street who don't care at all is the funniest shit ever. Pretty much the only ads I don't skips. Across ALL forms of content.
That book. I need it.
The book the University professor was reading
🤣💀🤣💀🤣
One of the pioneers of cable television! Funniest shit
1:52 the book title is absolutely hilarious
Omg we're not going to acknowledge the book this guy's reading @ 1:48!! Lmao - kassey
This had me dying
"One at a time "I think is the moral of the story.
Legend 🙌
The ladies love the flute. 😂
The sleeping guy is OP
He puts himself into a self-induced coma in order to suppress his own power level. 🔥
😂 Baseball players flute.
(Deadpan) “What’s his full name and address?” 😂😂😂
Ryan harasses the old men. Never stop, you’re hilarious. Why do I laugh out loud at you?
Cable pioneers be on the nod yo
We have to protect these OG professors at all costs. From his shirt, to his book selection, from his sagging style of wearing an N95 while inches from the face of Ryan, I couldn't be more enamored. #slay
Bro I thought this video was exclusively gonna be old men but you killed it. (the streak I mean)
hahaha the fuckin way he did the promo 😂😂😂😂😂
Boys for the legends. Legends for the boys!!!
I love that he went back to the random guy in the sun to deliver the wisdom just acquired
he really held back by not mentioning flutes, mathematics and aliens. Also friendship, naps and book clubs.
1:59
Whoa whoa whoa!!
What is this dude reading????
Lmao
Pro tip: Be a hot woman.
"There's no magical secret - I wish there was" Ryan 'Snizzmaster' Long, June 2022.
That professor’s book tho… 😂
That professor was gold
Oh shizz it’s the boys helping the boys
Love this XD