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saddest thing ever was a reddit thread on unpopular opinions where a guy posted saying that any time he showed emotions to a girl she reacted badly. it was full of literally *hundreds* of replies from guys saying that after they showed weakness in front of a wife/gf they inevitably either had it used against them in an argument, or they girl left, or cheated on them
The worst really is the wrong advertisment that parents, teachers & girls encourage you to cry/be sensitive. Just tell us how it really is (or in case of girls what u really want) and not some pc bullshit that will hurt us in the long run. Life is tough anyway but they make it worse by wanting to make it better smh
They want you to be sensitive and vulnerable while looking like Ryan Gosling, after having a rough, hardened exterior that they are able to break through. Other than that, yeah, it always goes south.
Breathe. Go excercise. Set time for you and your thoughts. Reflect on your situation and emotions. Be honest to yourself about your needs and communicate things that need to be adressed with those around you. If people can't respect your needs, good riddance, they are pulling you down. Keep moving. Keep breathing.
That first woman contradicts herself thrice in less than half a minute. Impressive! "Those are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others" Groucho Marx
So a random human on the street gives a standard "nice" answer, and now she's being judged a hypocrite because Ryan's line of questioning caused her to clarify her stance.
Anyone with a video camera can make random people on the street look dumb, and then pick the funniest examples to show on youtube. I didn't think this needed a full explanation.
@@MoonJung82 yeah, sure, pretend like people like this are not common. Most ppl don't think twice about their beliefs. It's not about malicious editing, it's really just shallow thinking
@@flippaton More often then not when VV@m3n cry is in order to emotionally manipulate you, so for me if their not crying over the death of their father or something of a like their trying to manipulate you.
I cried when I had to puke from tasting some bowl of shit,....that wasn't magical,..... Well,.....on second thought,..... It did make my appetite disappear for 2 days,....
I don't want to make Ryan cry, but the last thing I'd try from the random person on the street is his probably-drug-laced cereal with the spoon he has already used.
2 things: - That "UPS" guy is funny. - Girls dont like emotional men. In a previous video of Ryan, a girl didnt like dating girls because they were "too emotional".
I once watched a video of a bi woman saying that she tried to date women and it just made her straight because she didn't like what they were putting her through.
"They're looking for some manly man...looking for some firefighter or something." "Yeah, or maybe like a UPS worker." Give this guy a medal cuz he is truly for the boys. You can tell he sees all Males as High Value and doesn't discriminate.
Cried in front of a girl I was dating when I Iiterally watched my grandma die just days before. Was watching a movie that took place in the 40s and a major scene had a song that was one of her and my dead grandpa's favorite songs. Next day she told me she wasn't into us anymore and that was that. Gotta love when the ONE time I let myself be vulnerable, it worked 100% against me. Don't believe it when women say they want a dude who can show their sensitive side. They're all lying.
My husband has cried once during a fight between the 2 of us (this was before we were married) multiple times after my cat died (not sure if it was for my cat or because he hated seeing me so upset) and tears up at many different songs he finds nostalgic. I think he also cried when our son was born... still happily married to him. The trick is to not get with awful bitches.
@@bluemark25 How many of you exist though? And to be honest, I’m not sure it’s limited to just bitches. Seems like it’s just a passive “belief” women have/feel. Perhaps innate, perhaps influenced by culture (I don’t know what it’s like in other countries to be fair). Just look at all those “woman beats up boyfriend on the street” videos. If the dude is the aggressor, everyone jumps in. If the woman is the aggressor, they don’t just turn a blind eye to avoid conflict, they’ll both watch _and_ laugh at him. Because they think he _deserves_ it for being a “weak man” (even though any self defence, even through words, would be taken as hostility). Women being compassionate to men seem to be in the minority, not the majority. And the majority includes a lot more than just bitches.
@@bluemark25 Yup! I agree. Not only that but after I dated/married a string of abusive men. I didn’t conclude all men are abusive. I concluded that I really needed to dig deep into MY psyche to understand why I ALLOWED myself to be attracted to and reeled in by abusers. Now I’m happily married to a wonderful man, a very manly man, who is also in touch with his emotions and expresses them like any other healthy human
"We like guys that are emotional, but a mans man, that also knows his way around the house while also listening to me complain about my coworkers for the 100000th time annnnnd also wanting to hang around my family, while still satisfying me sexually, but maybe not too much, but not looking at other girls too ya know? One that cries, but only for the right reasons that I say are right" - every entitled female who has been taught the world revolves around them
@@OtherDalfite That would require a personality… or interests. Those types of women’s interests are just gossip. It’s why so many women love soap operas despite not really having a story. Also explains why so many backstab their “friends”. It creates drama.
'there's no bad reason to cry' then they proceed to mock him for every single reason he says he cried. The perfect embodiment of what the left is like today they just say whatever they think they're supposed to say regardless of how they actually feel
Because it's not the Left. It's just the people who jump on bandwagons and don't really think for themselves. They'd still be calling themselves members of the right if they thought that was conducive to their goals.
Can we be hones and instead of saying '' the left '' we can say VV@m3n, they say these things because it gives them moral superiority over you they don't really mean anything they say, shallow ponds reveals a murky and disgusting interior.
@@TaddiestMason you're probably right but it seems like the left has a great strategy of appealing to these type of people who don't look into anything and just go along with what they think they're supposed to be doing. It feels like they have the cultural upper hand as being the default position for any normies to take
What everyone seems to be missing about the first interaction is that two of his three examples are precisely the things some girls cry about on the reg.
heard from several women that hey just cry on sundays for no reason because idk its sunday. Or when things dont go the way they would have liked. But then again you cant say that girls are more emotional than men because thats clearly wrong obviously
This is perfect, that girl and her friends said a man can cry for any reason, then a minute later she gives Ryan a weird look when he gives 3 examples of a man crying. The double standards and hypocrisy is showing.
I think it might be going a little overboard to say that men should never cry. I cried when my dog died. I cried when my girlfriend left me, and I cried when my aunt committed suicide. Fellas, it's okay to cry. It is NOT okay to let the emotions you have about life just fester in the pit of your being without truly confronting them. Therapy is always an option if you are really struggling in life and it can help you become more stable and confident in yourself. The approval of women will mean absolutely nothing if you don't have approval from yourself on how you are living your life. I know the political climate shits all over men for all these ludicrous reasons, but don't give up hope fellas. Change in the world begins with change in the soul 🙏
It's never been a norm that "men should never cry." What's always been (and always will be, in a society functioning remotely sanely) is that people, usually men, should have the self-possession to never go to pieces. They should have mastery over themselves. They need this, everyone needs this, because the most common situations that are emotionally trying, people are counting on one another, and panic spreads quickly and easily. People (again, usually men) are expected to set aside the acute trauma of crisis, sadness, and tragedy, and stow it to deal with at an appropriate time, a time when it doesn't knock you out of the fight right when others need you most.
See the issue is men are not allowed to cry unless someone literally died. Where women can cry because she had a good dream. And we are supposed to pretend there isn't a screwed up double standard. Fuck that noise. If they want to be fat sexist pigs let them.
My GF asked me why I was crying, so I decided, for once, to be open about my inner turmoil and told her that my favourite Only Fans butt model had decided to retire. She didn't actually say anything, but I could tell by the look in her eye, she didn't see me quite the same way. My advice would be to shed your tears in private cuz women aren't as understanding as they pretend to be.
As someone who used to be extremely emotional when I was younger, the weird shaming around men keeping their emotions in check has always annoyed me. Mainly because the same people who told me to toughen up have now pivoted from that to this.
There's nothing wrong with crying after you've produced a 1lb shit slurry from you ass while on the toilet after eating ghost pepper wings. What's the problem?
No crying bro. When I'm feeling lonely, sad as i can be, all by myself, an uncharted island in an endless sea, what makes me happy and fills me up with glee are those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. #MyShinyTeethandMe
Honestly, I'm quite an emotional guy and find it fairly easy to cry. But never around other people. Only alone when watching King Kong or playing The Last Guardian.
Well you just ruined The Last Guardian for me. Or saved me? I got 5 minutes into that game and (spoiler for anyone reading this) I was like "there's no way this game doesn't end with that giant cute adorable thing not dying in a tragic way", so I stopped. Sounds from your hint that I was right.
Never ever fall for the trap. If she says she wants to know about ur insecuritys and wants to see you cry. DO NOT DO IT! Women will never admit that they just want ammo for the next argument. Dont have to believe me, there are plenty of storys out there from guys who are now single because they shared their emotions. NEVER EVER DO IT! Bury that stuff and deal with it on your own.
@@Knlght0fZero Sure, but you were gonna have to deal with it on your own if you were single anyway. So what's the point of a relationship? Your spouse should be more trustworthy than a friend, not less.
If you can’t be open around youre girlfriend, she doesn’t deserve you. Leave her and find someone more caring. Yoy deserve to be able to show your emotions.
Funnily enough I went to an all boys school and we had one guy in our gear level who would cry all the time. Like he had some condition where any kind of negative stimuli would make him cry. He wasn’t really special needs. But borderline special needs. I think he has some long term girlfriend now.if so good on him. He was a really nice guy
Like Gavin Mcinnis says. There was some guy who wrote a hit song about how he told the love of his life all of his "silly little thoughts and dreams" and basically spilled his guts to her because he loved her so much. A year after that song came out, that guys wife divorced him. I want to say that Gavin was talking about the Smiths but It's been a few weeks since I saw the clip so I'm not sure. But yeah, what women SAY they want isn't really what they want. Women don't know what they want until it's in front of them. Their imaginations don't match reality.
Honestly surprised that this isn't common knowledge. I'm a woman, and while I don't really get the vulnerable/ crying being a turnoff thing (unless it's all the time, or part of some larger problem, or something,) a man being soppy like that about me is a huge, _instant_ turnoff because it makes me respect him less. It's just embarrassing and cringe and bordering on simpy. It shouldn't be like this, but there's also an element of so freely admiting the power the woman has over him, while being clueless that he's doing so. The sort of man who tells a woman how his world revolves around her is something I associate with men who would stay with women who treat them terribly or take them for granted. No matter how long I've been with someone, I want to think like they'd have the self respect to walk out if I behaved poorly toward them. That they're never fully "conquered." Those big romantic gestures in the movies can just feel like the man's throwing himself at the feet of the woman, which is just not an attractive place to be. And to do it so publicly, proclaiming it to the world in some twee song? Yeah, no. Can't imagine it was The Smiths, though. I don't think Morrissey's layer of irony would allow that. Nor do I imagine he's ever been in a relationship with a woman.
I'd genuinely love to try a bowl of Magic Spoon. Hahahahah! After listening to Tim Dillon and Ben speak about it, Ryan made it look good and I haven't eaten cereal since about 2009.
I definitely did cry once after waking up to find I'd lost an ear pod from stumbling home drunk, the night before. Quality ones ain't cheap to replace. I could have spent that money on more beer and lost/broke some other stuff 😪
I’ve had like three strong concussions in my life, after my second one I cry waaayyyy too easy. Chick broke up with me because of it, so i can say no lol. No they do not.
If a woman perceives you as weak (rightly or wrongly), then she will instinctively hate you for being unfit to shoulder her burden. They don't understand that you can wipe your eyes and be ready to leap into action two seconds after you're done crying.
Crying is not a sign of weakness. And stop speaking about women like we’re a hive mind. I don’t date based on who can carry my burdens. I date based on who I like, and who can make me laugh and makes me happy
@@katkay9923 Women aren't a hive mind, but there are Vegas odds of what kind of woman you will meet. And with the modern view that women have been given there are tons of women who are extremely selfish. Even if its a minority (Say 1 out of 4.) Then you are still putting a gun to your head with 1 bullet and 4 chambers.
@@katkay9923 Every woman on the internet describes herself as you do, yet somehow it just doesn't seem to translate to reality. Instead it plays out exactly as in this video, where a woman says something and then proves seconds later that she doesn't really believe it.
@@als3022 Women's views haven't changed, their environment has. They can indulge their worst instincts with impunity now. Personally I still prefer that to them wearing a mask to land a pension/husband.
When you are being bullied you got 2 options, be a bitch and keep being bullied or train like an animal how to fight go to the bully beat the crap out of him while people watch and see how you gain respect from everyone.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 Wait, you didn't notify police and go into hiding? I remember the old days on the internet when you could say anything and even if you went to police they would say "oh it's just on the internet we can't do anything"
@@edman79 haha. There was a FedEx guy on my old run and we would deliver the same office complex at the same time and deliver each other’s packages and confuse the hell outa people. That dude was super cool haha
The art work on the Magic Spoon boxes makes me cry. Its hideous and physically makes me sick. Can only imagine how sick the actual cereal would make me. That company looks totally woke.
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Wow, you found some interesting company today. That was funny, poor guys. 😂
Poison
You were trying to save those people's lives with Magic Spoon!
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saddest thing ever was a reddit thread on unpopular opinions where a guy posted saying that any time he showed emotions to a girl she reacted badly. it was full of literally *hundreds* of replies from guys saying that after they showed weakness in front of a wife/gf they inevitably either had it used against them in an argument, or they girl left, or cheated on them
The worst really is the wrong advertisment that parents, teachers & girls encourage you to cry/be sensitive.
Just tell us how it really is (or in case of girls what u really want) and not some pc bullshit that will hurt us in the long run. Life is tough anyway but they make it worse by wanting to make it better smh
They want you to be sensitive and vulnerable while looking like Ryan Gosling, after having a rough, hardened exterior that they are able to break through. Other than that, yeah, it always goes south.
Yeah, you can't cry infront of women. They'll just leave.
Breathe. Go excercise. Set time for you and your thoughts. Reflect on your situation and emotions. Be honest to yourself about your needs and communicate things that need to be adressed with those around you. If people can't respect your needs, good riddance, they are pulling you down. Keep moving. Keep breathing.
Yea so be a man and don’t be weak bro 😎
Love Ryan telling that guys story and him just going Yeah.😂
Yeah.
RYan was almost laughing so many times
@@pablorages1241 yeah
He was trying to "yeah" his way through the interview but that's when Ryan kicks it up a notch
Yeah
That first woman contradicts herself thrice in less than half a minute. Impressive!
"Those are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others" Groucho Marx
Hahaha great Groucho line. Never heard that one
So a random human on the street gives a standard "nice" answer, and now she's being judged a hypocrite because Ryan's line of questioning caused her to clarify her stance.
@@MoonJung82a random human? Who calls people “humans”? People who don’t understand that you can clarify your position without contradicting it?
Anyone with a video camera can make random people on the street look dumb, and then pick the funniest examples to show on youtube. I didn't think this needed a full explanation.
@@MoonJung82 yeah, sure, pretend like people like this are not common. Most ppl don't think twice about their beliefs. It's not about malicious editing, it's really just shallow thinking
Nothing gets you friendzoned faster than showing a girl your "emotional" side.
yeah so true....girls will cry all the time but once a man cry.....its over! your not "man enough!"
@@flippaton More often then not when VV@m3n cry is in order to emotionally manipulate you, so for me if their not crying over the death of their father or something of a like their trying to manipulate you.
There’s a difference between being emotional and being a crybaby man child
I cried in front of my EX for the first time and she dumped me LITERALLY the next day.
I use to think you were wrong, boy I was off lol. Once you’ve been together for a while you can be a little sensitive but do your best to be strong
I cried when that girl got caught in her own hypocrisy 😭
I cried when people wouldn’t try Ryan’s “Magic Spoon Cereal”. He’s being so nice.
I cry at the gas pump but I've noticed I'm not the only one.....
Saw Drew Gooden taste them, and I hope they improved their recipe is all I'm sayin'...
The long eye contact while eating cereal though... I had to bail after that.
I cried when I had to puke from tasting some bowl of shit,....that wasn't magical,..... Well,.....on second thought,..... It did make my appetite disappear for 2 days,....
I don't want to make Ryan cry, but the last thing I'd try from the random person on the street is his probably-drug-laced cereal with the spoon he has already used.
2 things:
- That "UPS" guy is funny.
- Girls dont like emotional men. In a previous video of Ryan, a girl didnt like dating girls because they were "too emotional".
If you are a man you can pretty much do the opposite of what women will typically advise you to do when they give dating advice.
@@orkwc3 yeah, kinda like how they say you need to ask permission before you do anything sexual but sex never ever works like that.
@Jake I think everyone needs to start taking some communication classes
@Rocket Um...
I hope really you're joking, because that borders at the fringe of being kind of rapey.
I once watched a video of a bi woman saying that she tried to date women and it just made her straight because she didn't like what they were putting her through.
Those damn UPS drivers stealing all the ladies!! I’m about to cry….
😆🍿
Women want guys that can deliver a package. Same as its always been.
"They're looking for some manly man...looking for some firefighter or something."
"Yeah, or maybe like a UPS worker."
Give this guy a medal cuz he is truly for the boys. You can tell he sees all Males as High Value and doesn't discriminate.
Fr
Man's based
Sanitation cuz they wear gloves
There is a UPS worker in my town who basically runs with every delivery. He works his ass off. Honestly, though, his wife is a lucky woman.
Fax
Cried in front of a girl I was dating when I Iiterally watched my grandma die just days before. Was watching a movie that took place in the 40s and a major scene had a song that was one of her and my dead grandpa's favorite songs. Next day she told me she wasn't into us anymore and that was that. Gotta love when the ONE time I let myself be vulnerable, it worked 100% against me. Don't believe it when women say they want a dude who can show their sensitive side. They're all lying.
My husband has cried once during a fight between the 2 of us (this was before we were married) multiple times after my cat died (not sure if it was for my cat or because he hated seeing me so upset) and tears up at many different songs he finds nostalgic. I think he also cried when our son was born... still happily married to him. The trick is to not get with awful bitches.
@@bluemark25 How many of you exist though? And to be honest, I’m not sure it’s limited to just bitches. Seems like it’s just a passive “belief” women have/feel. Perhaps innate, perhaps influenced by culture (I don’t know what it’s like in other countries to be fair). Just look at all those “woman beats up boyfriend on the street” videos. If the dude is the aggressor, everyone jumps in. If the woman is the aggressor, they don’t just turn a blind eye to avoid conflict, they’ll both watch _and_ laugh at him. Because they think he _deserves_ it for being a “weak man” (even though any self defence, even through words, would be taken as hostility). Women being compassionate to men seem to be in the minority, not the majority. And the majority includes a lot more than just bitches.
@@bluemark25 Yup! I agree.
Not only that but after I dated/married a string of abusive men. I didn’t conclude all men are abusive. I concluded that I really needed to dig deep into MY psyche to understand why I ALLOWED myself to be attracted to and reeled in by abusers. Now I’m happily married to a wonderful man, a very manly man, who is also in touch with his emotions and expresses them like any other healthy human
When I feel sad I just avoid women. Makes feel better when I don't have the original sinners bringing me down further than I already am.
“They’re all like that”
Yikes man untrue & a terrible mindset
Turns out there are bad reasons to cry
"We like guys that are emotional, but a mans man, that also knows his way around the house while also listening to me complain about my coworkers for the 100000th time annnnnd also wanting to hang around my family, while still satisfying me sexually, but maybe not too much, but not looking at other girls too ya know? One that cries, but only for the right reasons that I say are right" - every entitled female who has been taught the world revolves around them
Summed up perfectly
Bro the thing about the coworkers god. Isn't there things other than work to talk about lmao.
@@OtherDalfite That would require a personality… or interests. Those types of women’s interests are just gossip. It’s why so many women love soap operas despite not really having a story. Also explains why so many backstab their “friends”. It creates drama.
Don't forget is also a bank, taxi driver, bodyguard and comedian (who tells the 'right' jokes ofc not yucky jokes that confuse me)
Spot on m8
'there's no bad reason to cry' then they proceed to mock him for every single reason he says he cried. The perfect embodiment of what the left is like today they just say whatever they think they're supposed to say regardless of how they actually feel
Agreed.
Because it's not the Left. It's just the people who jump on bandwagons and don't really think for themselves. They'd still be calling themselves members of the right if they thought that was conducive to their goals.
Can we be hones and instead of saying '' the left '' we can say VV@m3n, they say these things because it gives them moral superiority over you they don't really mean anything they say, shallow ponds reveals a murky and disgusting interior.
@@TaddiestMason you're probably right but it seems like the left has a great strategy of appealing to these type of people who don't look into anything and just go along with what they think they're supposed to be doing. It feels like they have the cultural upper hand as being the default position for any normies to take
I respect the right more because they actually stick to their guns. Not flip flop on every argument with verbal gymnastics.
What everyone seems to be missing about the first interaction is that two of his three examples are precisely the things some girls cry about on the reg.
heard from several women that hey just cry on sundays for no reason because idk its sunday. Or when things dont go the way they would have liked. But then again you cant say that girls are more emotional than men because thats clearly wrong obviously
Girls will cry for literally no reason at all sometimes.
This is perfect, that girl and her friends said a man can cry for any reason, then a minute later she gives Ryan a weird look when he gives 3 examples of a man crying.
The double standards and hypocrisy is showing.
You cant be serious. Ryan was giving examples of situations that no well-adjusted person would ever cry over.
@@-scorpionox- Those are circumstances in which I would be unsurprised if a girl cried though?
@@-scorpionox- Sometimes you have a hard day and then the f*cking cranberry juice spills man and it's just too much man
The fucked up thing is that just last week my sister in law cried because she got the wrong food order and nobody batted an eye.
women do it all the time
I think it might be going a little overboard to say that men should never cry. I cried when my dog died. I cried when my girlfriend left me, and I cried when my aunt committed suicide. Fellas, it's okay to cry. It is NOT okay to let the emotions you have about life just fester in the pit of your being without truly confronting them. Therapy is always an option if you are really struggling in life and it can help you become more stable and confident in yourself. The approval of women will mean absolutely nothing if you don't have approval from yourself on how you are living your life. I know the political climate shits all over men for all these ludicrous reasons, but don't give up hope fellas. Change in the world begins with change in the soul 🙏
well said
It's never been a norm that "men should never cry." What's always been (and always will be, in a society functioning remotely sanely) is that people, usually men, should have the self-possession to never go to pieces. They should have mastery over themselves. They need this, everyone needs this, because the most common situations that are emotionally trying, people are counting on one another, and panic spreads quickly and easily. People (again, usually men) are expected to set aside the acute trauma of crisis, sadness, and tragedy, and stow it to deal with at an appropriate time, a time when it doesn't knock you out of the fight right when others need you most.
See the issue is men are not allowed to cry unless someone literally died. Where women can cry because she had a good dream. And we are supposed to pretend there isn't a screwed up double standard. Fuck that noise. If they want to be fat sexist pigs let them.
@@23wtb homie it’s ALWAYS been the norm that men shouldn’t cry
Cry in the shower, it's probably best for all involed
Man, that sanitation comment clearly caught you off guard, but you held it together Ryan. Classic
They use gloves
🤷🏻♂️
I cried during Ryan's last stand-up - laughing my ass off about short girlfriends.
SIMP!
That one guy is so comfortable with letting Ryan tell his entire story
That last guy who was trying to lift you up rules, for the boys 100%
My GF asked me why I was crying, so I decided, for once, to be open about my inner turmoil and told her that my favourite Only Fans butt model had decided to retire.
She didn't actually say anything, but I could tell by the look in her eye, she didn't see me quite the same way.
My advice would be to shed your tears in private cuz women aren't as understanding as they pretend to be.
She was confused, she couldn't tell whether u were being a Chad or a crybaby.
Let’s cry in solidarity, Chris.
As someone who used to be extremely emotional when I was younger, the weird shaming around men keeping their emotions in check has always annoyed me.
Mainly because the same people who told me to toughen up have now pivoted from that to this.
Hypocrites.
they want you emotional because it makes you easier to control, not because its appealing to them.
Strong and Stoic. Not frail and weak.
There's nothing wrong with crying after you've produced a 1lb shit slurry from you ass while on the toilet after eating ghost pepper wings. What's the problem?
@@randommcranderson5155 And we have a winner.
No crying bro. When I'm feeling lonely, sad as i can be, all by myself, an uncharted island in an endless sea, what makes me happy and fills me up with glee are those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. #MyShinyTeethandMe
Yeaaahh Boy!
At last some Real Literary Talent on Casual Display 😎
I’ve been waiting my whole life to discover this in a UA-cam comment. THANK YOU!!
This was amazing
*The kickflip story lmao*
I think some public crying would have swooned the ladies into trying your Magic Spoon.
Honestly, I'm quite an emotional guy and find it fairly easy to cry. But never around other people. Only alone when watching King Kong or playing The Last Guardian.
Well you just ruined The Last Guardian for me. Or saved me? I got 5 minutes into that game and
(spoiler for anyone reading this)
I was like "there's no way this game doesn't end with that giant cute adorable thing not dying in a tragic way", so I stopped. Sounds from your hint that I was right.
@@codingkriggsofficial I won't spoil anything, but I will just say to keep playing. You'll cry but it pays off.
@@skidibidibibidiboo2487 Ok, i may just dust off my copy. Thanks!
When the little girl in Godzilla vs. Kong and mannnnnnn
Never ever fall for the trap.
If she says she wants to know about ur insecuritys and wants to see you cry.
DO NOT DO IT!
Women will never admit that they just want ammo for the next argument.
Dont have to believe me, there are plenty of storys out there from guys who are now single because they shared their emotions.
NEVER EVER DO IT!
Bury that stuff and deal with it on your own.
🎯
If you have to bury it then don’t bother with the relationship at all. That’s the type of thing that eventually leads to suicide.
@@mrshmuga9 You forgot the "deal with it on your own" part.
Dealing with tough stuff even a day or a week later can make one hell of a difference.
@@Knlght0fZero Sure, but you were gonna have to deal with it on your own if you were single anyway. So what's the point of a relationship? Your spouse should be more trustworthy than a friend, not less.
If you can’t be open around youre girlfriend, she doesn’t deserve you. Leave her and find someone more caring. Yoy deserve to be able to show your emotions.
They don't but they will say they do
"they should have said that in the meme though" XD XD
Nigga du bist überall
@@copeenthuisiast5453 oh yeah 🤟
When she said she likes the brown shirts I don’t think she meant UPS.
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I love that last guy just enjoying his meal while giving Ryan some confidence about this situation.
Funnily enough I went to an all boys school and we had one guy in our gear level who would cry all the time.
Like he had some condition where any kind of negative stimuli would make him cry.
He wasn’t really special needs. But borderline special needs.
I think he has some long term girlfriend now.if so good on him. He was a really nice guy
I bet he got tons of shit for that too, teenagers are brutal
This channel is just fantastic
I cried watching this, tears of laughter when Ryan asked the homeless man, "What are some other manly jobs that women like, besides UPS workers?"
The man said SANITATION WORKERS. I like his thinking lol
He's not homeless just poor
@@romancandlefight1144 he's not poor he's just black
Yay! Another interview finally! This is what I’m subbed for
LOL "yeah women love men who work in sanitation" -- this HAS to be staged
Nothing makes the ladies swarm like the smell of garbage juice on a sunny morning.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 DONT CONFUSE SANITATION WORKER WITH GARBAGE MAN
Like Gavin Mcinnis says. There was some guy who wrote a hit song about how he told the love of his life all of his "silly little thoughts and dreams" and basically spilled his guts to her because he loved her so much.
A year after that song came out, that guys wife divorced him. I want to say that Gavin was talking about the Smiths but It's been a few weeks since I saw the clip so I'm not sure. But yeah, what women SAY they want isn't really what they want. Women don't know what they want until it's in front of them. Their imaginations don't match reality.
FUCK YES, fucking spot on man!
Honestly surprised that this isn't common knowledge. I'm a woman, and while I don't really get the vulnerable/ crying being a turnoff thing (unless it's all the time, or part of some larger problem, or something,) a man being soppy like that about me is a huge, _instant_ turnoff because it makes me respect him less. It's just embarrassing and cringe and bordering on simpy.
It shouldn't be like this, but there's also an element of so freely admiting the power the woman has over him, while being clueless that he's doing so. The sort of man who tells a woman how his world revolves around her is something I associate with men who would stay with women who treat them terribly or take them for granted. No matter how long I've been with someone, I want to think like they'd have the self respect to walk out if I behaved poorly toward them. That they're never fully "conquered."
Those big romantic gestures in the movies can just feel like the man's throwing himself at the feet of the woman, which is just not an attractive place to be. And to do it so publicly, proclaiming it to the world in some twee song? Yeah, no.
Can't imagine it was The Smiths, though. I don't think Morrissey's layer of irony would allow that. Nor do I imagine he's ever been in a relationship with a woman.
I love the interview technique where you answer the question and they just confirm what you already know.
Truly remarkable.
It's like the girl who wants a man with a good job and then she complains that you're always working
fuck yeah, magic spoon
They don't want competition for being the emotional one. Zing.
I love how the music will stop then all of a sudden jumps back in 😂 cracks me up
I love how ryan gets the public involved with the sponsors at the end
Ryan seductively eating cereal at the camera towards the end was low key hilarious.
I'm a heterosexual male, his cereal eating kinda excited me. Never knew I had that fetish until now, so thank you Ryan
I have to keep stopping the video just to have a big laugh break every few seconds or else I’ll miss the rest of it LOL
Classic sanitation worker's just standing around smelling each other's fingers
Those damn sanitation workers always stealing my girl
The IRL ad reads work. Just yell-talking promo codes at strangers on the street. Love it
Lol, me eating Froot Loops while watching your promo😂😂
The serious cereal shots are so funny
Just bought magic spoon through your link. Thanks for all the great content Ryan!
The magic Spoon Promo is like when I try to do any referral . Like the ones for Strike that give you $10 for just signing up no one wants it lol
Every video is a banger.
Only time I cry is when I'm at the gas pump.........
Define "girl."
Men make the best woman. Change my mind.
I'm not a biologist
thats hatespeech
Correction: an entitled loudmouth moron with tits
I'd genuinely love to try a bowl of Magic Spoon. Hahahahah! After listening to Tim Dillon and Ben speak about it, Ryan made it look good and I haven't eaten cereal since about 2009.
Gluten free, grain free, soy free, sugar free… wtf is in that cereal, kitten tears?
I’m convinced that the man with the grey beard was trolling Ryan.
The kickflip one is def worth crying for. The day I can't do tricks anymore is the day life ends
No write it down! LMAO!!
There are men who cry that aren't weak. There's ppl w PTSD that have no family. Don't take it as weakness
I get the kickflip thing, man. I'm 40 yo, couldn't do a kickflip last year... so I started mountain biking.
Feels man.
I love how how he makes the sponsorship part of his comedic bit.
I definitely did cry once after waking up to find I'd lost an ear pod from stumbling home drunk, the night before. Quality ones ain't cheap to replace. I could have spent that money on more beer and lost/broke some other stuff 😪
I just wanna hug this poor guy so badly 🤗
"They love a man in the sanitation uniform hahahahaha, godammit....
. Please keep doing this.
And keep doing it in NY, it just works lol.
I would have taken a bite of that serial, buddy. Come to Fargo or something soon!
I Cry Everytime I watch the movie Radio the scene where he finds out his momma died OMG gets me everytime
"Here comes the plane into the hanger." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryan inferring/making up crazy or weird statements speaking on their behalf:
stranger: *oh yeah, yeah, absolutely*
Girls like it when the guy they like who has formed a close relationship with them cries to them
I cried when Ryan's special was over because I knew I'd have to wait a long time for another to come out
Bro my boy is hilarious !
Can't believe the aeroplane trick with cereals didn't work for that girl.
I think Ryan angrily eating cereal in slow motion was my favorite part 😂
That magic spoon bit was awesome man you are doing gods work. i might actually buy that cereal you made it look addicting as fuck
I’ve had like three strong concussions in my life, after my second one I cry waaayyyy too easy. Chick broke up with me because of it, so i can say no lol. No they do not.
That sanitation work is “the shit”
Pisses me off when I get left for a sanitation worker
Ya dunn sold me on that there cereal!!
Ryan has mastered the man on the street format. Literally no one better.
Oh man those UPS uniforms really do it for me. And the sanitation guys with their sexy gloves… don’t even get me started.
Damn hearing those girls when you were telling them about when you cried I could tell that hurt my man.
There are some great bonds you develop through your inquisitations... Look forward to seeing the old black dude on the park bench down the road
If a woman perceives you as weak (rightly or wrongly), then she will instinctively hate you for being unfit to shoulder her burden. They don't understand that you can wipe your eyes and be ready to leap into action two seconds after you're done crying.
Crying is not a sign of weakness. And stop speaking about women like we’re a hive mind. I don’t date based on who can carry my burdens. I date based on who I like, and who can make me laugh and makes me happy
@@katkay9923 Women aren't a hive mind, but there are Vegas odds of what kind of woman you will meet. And with the modern view that women have been given there are tons of women who are extremely selfish. Even if its a minority (Say 1 out of 4.) Then you are still putting a gun to your head with 1 bullet and 4 chambers.
@@katkay9923 Every woman on the internet describes herself as you do, yet somehow it just doesn't seem to translate to reality. Instead it plays out exactly as in this video, where a woman says something and then proves seconds later that she doesn't really believe it.
@@als3022 Women's views haven't changed, their environment has. They can indulge their worst instincts with impunity now. Personally I still prefer that to them wearing a mask to land a pension/husband.
lmao the guy walking outside in his N95 is definitely the type to want a bite of your half-eaten cereal 😂
One of the best street vids ever. “ some manly ups worker” how tf did u not launch lol
Make bullying great again, save America 🇺🇸
Finally someone who likes bullying.
Bully a nerd, build a man, save a life.
Motto to live by
I was bullied growing up, and it's why cancel culture has no effect on me. Somebody online tells me to kill myself and I'm like "Pff, whatever."
When you are being bullied you got 2 options, be a bitch and keep being bullied or train like an animal how to fight go to the bully beat the crap out of him while people watch and see how you gain respect from everyone.
@@yogrannyloveme124 * Rocky theme intensifies
@@palaceofwisdom9448 Wait, you didn't notify police and go into hiding? I remember the old days on the internet when you could say anything and even if you went to police they would say "oh it's just on the internet we can't do anything"
Haha I’m a ups man. Good to know people see me as a real man
I'm a FedEx man, fight me.
@@edman79 haha. There was a FedEx guy on my old run and we would deliver the same office complex at the same time and deliver each other’s packages and confuse the hell outa people. That dude was super cool haha
@@edman79 also you wear purple…soooo
I cried while watching the sponsor, you've made it
His face when he’s pouring and eating the cereal 😂
The art work on the Magic Spoon boxes makes me cry. Its hideous and physically makes me sick. Can only imagine how sick the actual cereal would make me. That company looks totally woke.
It's garbage cereal from what I've heard.
@@TaddiestMason Cereal is basically animal feed for humans, like the spoof product Bachelor Chow from Futurama.
probably not if they sponsered Ryan. I haven't tried it yet but when they sponserd Whang he praised how it was noticeably less sweet than other fun cerals which I know is a plus for some people (my own brother gets really sick if he eats things that are too sweet) but I'm a sugar fiend so that characterization isn't really enticing for me
He almost broke when the dude said sanitation lol
Damn you guy with beard! Now I'm into UPS drivers!
You’re commercials are fucking hilarious
*NEVER* cry in front of a woman. Even crying when your child or a parent dies is a gamble. Call one of your bros and cry with them.
Emotional but not overly emotional. GOT IT.
bro you sold me with that hard "soy free".
Ryan Long is the only person who has paid promotions that I don't skip.