Why [TF2] has (Almost) Perfect Melee Weapons

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  • @kalukagamingfellaguy
    @kalukagamingfellaguy  5 місяців тому +207

    playwt.link/kaluka - Come use your free reward package to attack me with guns and bombs in Warthunder!
    You objectively cannot step to my M2A4

    • @spongygames
      @spongygames 5 місяців тому +2

      An afterthought.

    • @primrose5031
      @primrose5031 5 місяців тому +1

      no

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 5 місяців тому +8

      4:08 skips the ad.

    • @wm1573
      @wm1573 5 місяців тому +1

      Cringe

    • @JohnJohn-r4l
      @JohnJohn-r4l 5 місяців тому +1

      I already play it so I cant get the thing :(

  • @Smg065
    @Smg065 5 місяців тому +2799

    A melee weapon is a shorter gun with infinite ammo and better spread. It also doubles as a light snack if you hate yourself.

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 5 місяців тому +95

      Yeah, like this knuckle sandwich.

    • @TheManglerMaster
      @TheManglerMaster 5 місяців тому +4

      Yippeee

    • @SimmonsEnjoyer
      @SimmonsEnjoyer 5 місяців тому +9

      This might be the best comment I’ve ever read. Thank you.

    • @Arcane_A.C.
      @Arcane_A.C. 5 місяців тому +16

      Shot gun, but shorter

    • @jzh4805
      @jzh4805 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Mikescool444 great pun mate

  • @faya5429
    @faya5429 5 місяців тому +1257

    They grow up so fast… my niche UA-camr is becoming a sellout. I’m so proud of you Kaluka, keep chasing those big bucks

  • @9mmdose
    @9mmdose 5 місяців тому +1509

    a melee weapon is a weapon that hurties and makes your foes go owie

    • @kalukagamingfellaguy
      @kalukagamingfellaguy  5 місяців тому +316

      objectively correct

    • @ataraxianAscendant
      @ataraxianAscendant 5 місяців тому +54

      a gun is a melee weapon

    • @v-14415
      @v-14415 5 місяців тому +35

      @@ataraxianAscendant objectively correct

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 5 місяців тому +6

      A melee weapon is a weapon-

    • @randomstuff4997
      @randomstuff4997 5 місяців тому +5

      @@kalukagamingfellaguya melee weapon is a weapon that hurts with stab or slash and takes skill

  • @THERATSANDTHERATS
    @THERATSANDTHERATS 4 місяці тому +25

    DRGs pickaxe comes to mind, solely because its a functional pickaxe, it can and does bonk things, it has a heavy attack, but its main thing is digging, its a main part of your kit that the game makes you understand how useful it is, it can kill the small swarmers that come in HUGE groups instantly, its heavy kills most grunt enemies instantly, it can even stun bigger ones in a pinch, it can be upgraded to be better at killing but its always best at digging, even heavy attacking will instantly breaking terrain in a pinch, the heavy helps with digging quickly in some cases and it feels so damn good

    • @shadesinsertlastname1631
      @shadesinsertlastname1631 Місяць тому +1

      and dont forget it as a source of healing with vampire

    • @Mistabay
      @Mistabay 10 днів тому

      @@shadesinsertlastname1631 and usually the red sugar too

  • @BananaLizard
    @BananaLizard Місяць тому +7

    0:53 that bit was spectacular, love ur editing and sense of humor

  • @8stormy5
    @8stormy5 5 місяців тому +4898

    Fun Fact: Payday 2 has 94 melee weapons and there is no reason to ever use 91 of them

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 5 місяців тому +593

      More like... 87? The Katana for high damage, Ice Pick for same high damage but you trade swing speed for concealment, the Golden Spoon for high damage and a quick charge (as opposed to the Katana's faster swing speed), the two electric weapons for stunning enemies, and then the two poison weapons for killing enemies and stunning them (the last four being highly concealable). There's also the event-only piggy hammer which can kill any enemy in one hit and spawns more of that event's importance valuable, but that's whatever.
      Outside of those, you're mostly using a melee weapon for aesthetics or flavor. Which isn't a bad thing, as it gives a player a bit more agency in their loadouts, but some weapons are just straight upgrades compared to others.

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess 5 місяців тому +171

      ​​@@llmkursk8254 didn't the ice pick trade weapon range for concealment? Also the spoons are super niche weapons that are only really viable on some infiltrator builds

    • @llmkursk8254
      @llmkursk8254 5 місяців тому +85

      @@PearoIGuess Technically, but the swing speed is also not as fast as the katana either. Spoons have a ~2 second charge time, so they're actually not bad for builds that don't require concealament.

    • @Toastboy776
      @Toastboy776 5 місяців тому +21

      Yeah I bought the ice pick and never switched back😂. It's really good for a sociopath build

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 5 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Toastboy776katana is best if you dont care about concealment

  • @therealspamton.g.spamton1997
    @therealspamton.g.spamton1997 5 місяців тому +822

    >points at a crate
    "This wasn't always the case."
    Fucking love you

    • @oulero
      @oulero 2 місяці тому +1

      why did you use the funny greentext meme arrow AND quotation marks when they play the same role? the arrow signals a quote on imageboards or in some cases past actions

    • @therealspamton.g.spamton1997
      @therealspamton.g.spamton1997 2 місяці тому +18

      @@oulero 🤓

    • @ArensVT
      @ArensVT 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@oulero 🤓🤓🤓

    • @bruh4138
      @bruh4138 2 місяці тому +2

      0:54 this joke is also good

    • @Vukan.Kos.
      @Vukan.Kos. 27 днів тому +1

      Real

  • @LolO36675
    @LolO36675 5 місяців тому +431

    Ultrakill also has great melee usage. You can parry certain enemy attacks, you can parry projectiles, and you still beat the shit out of something.

    • @XxEggman_Meme_GodxX
      @XxEggman_Meme_GodxX 5 місяців тому +51

      Not to mention you can punch the bullets out your shotgun to make them hit harder.
      Best use of a parry mechanic of all time.

    • @LolO36675
      @LolO36675 5 місяців тому +37

      @@XxEggman_Meme_GodxX or parry a giant's fist back into it's own face

    • @waltermarine3248
      @waltermarine3248 4 місяці тому +8

      coin

    • @LolO36675
      @LolO36675 4 місяці тому +13

      @@waltermarine3248 or even in a boss fight, not your coin

    • @ZpanMusic
      @ZpanMusic 3 місяці тому +9

      Don't forget about the jackhammer either which works in tandem with movement tech

  • @PyrrhaNikos115
    @PyrrhaNikos115 4 місяці тому +18

    In terms of PvP games then yes, Melee is often overlooked, but if we want to include PvE then the Vermintide and Darktide series of games have an incredibly detailed and extensive melee system, much to the point where only using your melee for a whole mission isn’t a bad idea.

  • @MaximumBloop
    @MaximumBloop 17 днів тому +3

    Ive pushed for this one buff to the Equalizer:
    Minicrits performed by the Equalizer are upgraded to full Crits.
    This would give it natural synergy with the Buff Banner, even if its kinda a gimmicky (and arguably useless) synergy

  • @T3stsubj3ct607
    @T3stsubj3ct607 5 місяців тому +219

    A melee weapon is a short range thingy that go wack wack slice slice bonk bonk on the enemies to make them go "YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH"

  • @motths_2354
    @motths_2354 5 місяців тому +391

    Kaluka, collect my pages, rate my gravel...

  • @redshyguynumber5567
    @redshyguynumber5567 5 місяців тому +443

    Melee weapons in FPS combat are the embodiment of that one panel of Moonknight saying "Random Bullshit, GO!!!!"

  • @Atomicrow
    @Atomicrow 5 місяців тому +19

    Partizan's Puncher is such an underrated melee, shame nobody seems to talk about it after the nerfs in Gun Mettle :(

  • @themos9751
    @themos9751 4 місяці тому +5

    8:25 “Their most recent experience inside a middle school” UW Stout flash bang, dude just dropped a picture of the college I went to.
    This video has a surprising number of Wisconsin references.

  • @gammaf8896
    @gammaf8896 5 місяців тому +277

    Your deadpan deliveries of abrupt transitions into utterly unhinged digression and back without losing a single beat are my absolute favorite thing about your videos

  • @spoon1245
    @spoon1245 5 місяців тому +105

    0:53 made me exhale through my nose sharply at 2am

  • @Exoreya
    @Exoreya 5 місяців тому +243

    1:00 i love how as he is asking this, someone in the chat just says "autism?"

    • @YourYoungGDYter
      @YourYoungGDYter Місяць тому

      Bro sounds like he’s answering it (and it’s sorta true)

  • @daggerdeathclaw489
    @daggerdeathclaw489 3 місяці тому +3

    Friends vs Friends, a game listed when you showed a bunch of random steam games earlier in the video, has a melee thats on par or better than half the guns, with the ability in the game to use cards that have effects to have synergy with your melee weapon

  • @DashFlashTheLife
    @DashFlashTheLife 3 місяці тому +5

    The partisan’s puncher is my favorite heavy melee- my strange just got up to 500 kills earlier today!!

  • @vibes_4225
    @vibes_4225 5 місяців тому +43

    5:33 THE MAYAN SOUL STEALER MASK???? WHATS IT DOING HERE????

  • @taxiHATER399
    @taxiHATER399 5 місяців тому +228

    HE MENTIONED TF2!!!! POOTIS HEAVY UPDATE DISPENSER HOOVY TICK TOCK FRIENDLY!!!!!!!

    • @sinjinlo7928
      @sinjinlo7928 Місяць тому

      Th 2nd, 3rd and 6th are tf2 weapons. If there are any more or one of them isn’t, just comment and tell me.

  • @magnosaurus_
    @magnosaurus_ 5 місяців тому +100

    mothhs clicking the war thunder link sounds like a pretty tall order

  • @alejandropetit6573
    @alejandropetit6573 3 місяці тому +3

    4:30 ok cool thanks for reminding me that I haven't fed by virtual cocker spaniel in 13 years I guess

  • @MskxMrkvnomydd
    @MskxMrkvnomydd 25 днів тому +1

    My definition of a meelee weapon: A stick you hit people with

  • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
    @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 5 місяців тому +70

    Kaluka videos never fail to provide insightful conversation about game design amidst a sea of terrifying, confusing and completely out of pocket comments that come from seemingly nowhere.
    I still don't know who that guy is nor do I know why no one else seems to acknowledge the upward penis wall.
    But I now know that Mad Island is a game that exists and that He will Awaken in 20 minutes and frankly both of these facts fill me with dread

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 5 місяців тому +5

      I googled "TF2 upward penis wall" and the results were disappointing.
      Also, Mad Island tier list when?

    • @marzipancutter8144
      @marzipancutter8144 5 місяців тому +7

      I'm torn on it. On one hand, it is probably the peak of comedy. On the other, my brain gets so derailed I cannot for the life of me process any and all information that was supposed to be in the preceding sentence.

  • @Sibaspapu
    @Sibaspapu 5 місяців тому +437

    this video gave me alzheimer, PTSD, ADHD and schizophrenia all at the same time

    • @BoeBins
      @BoeBins 5 місяців тому +21

      The TF2 of videos

    • @ales6305
      @ales6305 5 місяців тому +19

      Only one alzheimer tho

    • @Blue-Fire.
      @Blue-Fire. 5 місяців тому +1

      I already have one of those (the voices the voices the voices the voices)

    • @regretgames5580
      @regretgames5580 5 місяців тому +1

      All I got from it was Alzheimer's and uhhhhhhh... oh right, it also gave me Alzheimer's.

    • @Hey_Thats_My_Idea
      @Hey_Thats_My_Idea 4 місяці тому +5

      I also have alzheimers!

  • @SinkkingTurrtle
    @SinkkingTurrtle 5 місяців тому +14

    The market gardener is the best designed weapon in any game ever. It's just such a fun thing and the amount of skill the devs entrusted their players in having to get the best out of it is crazy. And because it's so much harder to use than any ability or watever in other games it gives the user so much flexibility to do cool things with it.

  • @scoutpandapal
    @scoutpandapal 5 місяців тому +3

    I love those random off-topic moments that make me have to second guess my existence

  • @mmay1633
    @mmay1633 2 місяці тому +1

    The Mayan soul stealer mask bit always makes me giggle whenever I watch this video

  • @sufferingincorporatedtm1781
    @sufferingincorporatedtm1781 5 місяців тому +32

    battlefield (specifically bf1) also has neat melees imo. theres 3 classes of melee, that do more damage and swing at varying speeds. the melees are valid weapons that you can hold out, not just an ability on a button (though they can do that too). they also allow for instakill backstabs like the spy (along with a cool animation). the bayonet charge also instantly kills any enemy you hit, although it makes you very vulnerable (like demoknight).

    • @singularkakapo
      @singularkakapo 5 місяців тому +9

      Also, they destroy terrain, opening lines of sight or removing obstacles to movement

    • @giorgaras1851
      @giorgaras1851 3 місяці тому +3

      And when you ride the horse the best way to kill someone is with a melee attack (at least for me)

    • @sufferingincorporatedtm1781
      @sufferingincorporatedtm1781 3 місяці тому +1

      @@giorgaras1851 hell yeah dude i top-scored servers with an iron hoof back in the day

  • @brain_cell
    @brain_cell 5 місяців тому +66

    i dont feel like theres any good way to define melee weapons. like, some are more for utility than anything, and others come with their own projectile, so a melee is really just anything the game says is a melee

    • @gangsterwangsterman8417
      @gangsterwangsterman8417 5 місяців тому +3

      a melee weapon is you hit them instead of shooting them

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 місяці тому +1

      A melee is the third slot weapon.
      Unless you are Spy, or some unique flavors of Demoman, this weapon will usually be your least used weapon; as its common traits of minimal range and usually lackluster killpower make it very unreliable, and its one common strength, being a bottomless magazine and infinite ammo, is one that is only rarely valuable.
      These weapons are, except in the aforementioned case od Spy and some Demomen, quite commonly exchanged for weapons with even worse applications in actual combat, for some kind of auxiliary benefit to the class, as the actual combat application of the weapon is of often negligible benefit, as compared to whatever other benefit the weapon provides. This philosophy is best exemplified by Engineer, whose stock melee has this function.

    • @corruptofficial8638
      @corruptofficial8638 4 місяці тому +1

      My favorite melee weapon is the Pompsona

    • @SomeVRKid
      @SomeVRKid Місяць тому +2

      ​@@corruptofficial8638mine is the classic

  • @peomarder
    @peomarder 5 місяців тому +25

    1:06 Bro thinks he's Dora the explorer 😭

  • @runonsentence7260
    @runonsentence7260 3 місяці тому +3

    You know TF2 is really good at their wacky melee designs simply because I had to go to the wiki at 19:35 just to make sure that the first affect was a joke, because if any game was going to do that it feels like it'd be TF2

  • @EngineerTheBald
    @EngineerTheBald 28 днів тому +1

    1:10 "Pointy end goes into other man."

  • @Cheezime
    @Cheezime 5 місяців тому +33

    Kaluka's non-sequiturs never fail to make me exhale a little air out of my nose.

  • @seekthuth2817
    @seekthuth2817 5 місяців тому +18

    Rainbow six has a pretty unique melee system that even has a few specific characters that have their kit basically based around it and it's all thanks to its soft destruction system. Every operator can make a small hole you can see/shoot through in some floors/walls just by meleeing it, and can completely destroy door barricades just by hitting them three times. There are also a variety of bulletproof gadgets that are rendered near useless, or even broken just by meleeing them like Maestro and Mira. And shoot, some operators main gadgets are based around melee like Sledge or Aruni.
    The system 100 present is a wrench based system, to a point where getting a knife kill is considered a joke, but it is a pretty unique melee system.

  • @borat1
    @borat1 5 місяців тому +28

    your deadpan humor is perfect

  • @frederikromer4618
    @frederikromer4618 5 місяців тому +2

    Damn. You just summed up my view of melee weapons and their need for better balance/opportunity in just one video. Well done!

  • @Rainyredman1234
    @Rainyredman1234 5 місяців тому +2

    "You know what's weird? Hyenas" *shows a wild dog*

  • @Latadenata
    @Latadenata 5 місяців тому +101

    WHAT??? WHAT'S UP WITH THE 9:01 PART??? I FEEL SO LOST IS THAT A JOKE? it was so UNEXPECTED i physically recoiled

    • @kalukagamingfellaguy
      @kalukagamingfellaguy  5 місяців тому +78

      wym it's the upward backfacing penis?

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 5 місяців тому +22

      whats wrong with you why are you physically recoiling at a tf2 video

    • @Latadenata
      @Latadenata 5 місяців тому

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 I will physically recoil at whatever I want to.

    • @Thewalliest
      @Thewalliest 5 місяців тому

      Are you mentally well? Most people should understand what is meant by this. Maybe you're stupid?

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 5 місяців тому

      @@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 pineal gland calcification medications destroying brain

  • @porkyspal
    @porkyspal 5 місяців тому +72

    Surprised you didn’t mention ULTRAKILL, since its melee ability is probably the best of its’ class.

    • @jackgardner8726
      @jackgardner8726 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes, I was also was looking for the #16474848585765 video saying positive things about Ultrakill. The feedbacker provides positive feedback to your cranium in large quantities (like airblast but you punch it)!

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 5 місяців тому +25

      He did want to restrict his overview to mainly multiplayer games as much as he could.

    • @toophoot2757
      @toophoot2757 5 місяців тому +7

      @@redactedoktor ultrakill is ultrakill tho

    • @SqwimpyTF
      @SqwimpyTF 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@toophoot2757🤦‍♂️

    • @limecoveredbrick
      @limecoveredbrick 5 місяців тому +4

      have you heard of ultrakill

  • @KustProductions
    @KustProductions 5 місяців тому +28

    The beggining soundes like hundreds of vote calls

    • @GmNdWtchr96
      @GmNdWtchr96 5 місяців тому +1

      So bots when a real player joins the game.

  • @soup7205
    @soup7205 5 місяців тому +1

    I noticed you enjoy the deadbolt soundtrack, good taste.

  • @yetrnaa
    @yetrnaa 3 місяці тому +1

    Haven't actually watched the video till the end yet, but I really want to appretiate the way you hook attention of the viewer. The script, the editing, the audio is so nice. Especially I really liked when you suddenly introduced a photo of some dude. Gonna watch the video to find out, hope its not just random guy

  • @TFB2022
    @TFB2022 5 місяців тому +37

    2:55 nah bro did us dirty with that joke 😭🙏

  • @r.g.thesecond
    @r.g.thesecond 5 місяців тому +17

    You make me open up Upward in hammer dawg

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 5 місяців тому

      Was there a penis wall?

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 5 місяців тому +2

      Is there?

    • @r.g.thesecond
      @r.g.thesecond 5 місяців тому +8

      @@CursedSFMS of course not

  • @bandyinkeplayz4404
    @bandyinkeplayz4404 5 місяців тому +30

    He makes videos now

  • @derdk8382
    @derdk8382 4 місяці тому +2

    The soul stealer mask bit got me so good haha.

  • @dackwards_b8894
    @dackwards_b8894 Місяць тому +1

    The Finals has melee weapons in it, and all have a utility making them an actual option compared to guns.

    • @Burgdiff
      @Burgdiff 29 днів тому

      been searching for someone to mention the finals

  • @gabriel_linf
    @gabriel_linf 5 місяців тому +36

    15:49 the 2nd most insane gaslighting attempt i've seen out of this community

    • @kalukagamingfellaguy
      @kalukagamingfellaguy  5 місяців тому +27

      been in the game for 9 years now idk what you're on

    • @gabriel_linf
      @gabriel_linf 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kalukagamingfellaguy Uh huh, sure

    • @chadyoutubeenjoyer2387
      @chadyoutubeenjoyer2387 5 місяців тому +3

      I saw it to

    • @yonatanavidor8299
      @yonatanavidor8299 3 місяці тому

      What was that? I'm so confused

    • @t-qb1sq
      @t-qb1sq 2 місяці тому +2

      @@yonatanavidor8299 Kaluka makes up the "Partizan's Puncher" while listing great weapons.

  • @averageplaystationenjoyer2082
    @averageplaystationenjoyer2082 5 місяців тому +5

    A melee weapon: a weapon that does not require you to manually pull a trigger or launch out of a blaster, it requires only 1 hand (sometimes 2) to use. You have to be up close & personal with it

  • @XC11301991
    @XC11301991 5 місяців тому +5

    Remnant and Remnant 2 have melee weapons that are just Melee weapons, but also some of them have fun different playstyles or utility as well.

  • @yannnique17
    @yannnique17 4 місяці тому +1

    Splitgate has an interestening melee attack. It deals 50 damage, but when you drop faster, it increases and will eventually one hit you. Since the game is build around portals (like in Portal), this mechanic is pretty cool.

  • @mr.vehickL
    @mr.vehickL 3 місяці тому +5

    "I want to be a bit of UA-camr for a second. Not like that not like that!"
    Fan-fucking-tastic

  • @bastie382
    @bastie382 5 місяців тому +4

    Battlefield 1 had the Bayonet charge and everyone lost their minds at how cool it was for a while

  • @TylerGoatMan
    @TylerGoatMan 5 місяців тому +26

    The jokes in this video have some of the most schizophrenic writing I’ve seen since Gaming in the Clinton Years and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen this month.

  • @Michael-f9f4d
    @Michael-f9f4d 5 місяців тому +5

    23:03 "basketball"

  • @idk_something301
    @idk_something301 4 місяці тому +1

    Indie Developers love watching videos like this because it reminds us to think of these things because of how easy it is to forget these things when you got so much to already worry about in a game

  • @Anomen77
    @Anomen77 5 місяців тому +1

    I love melee weapons in DRG. Besides their quite obvious purpose of mining terrain, they are really versatile in combat.
    The power attack can instantly take down immediate threats like a slasher that got too close or a small group of grunts. It is also extremely efficient at dealing with heavily armoured targets that your guns might struggle with even going as fast as piercing the usually invulnerable front armour of an oppressor.
    If used on big targets it also saves a good chunk of ammo in a game where every last bullet can count.
    When used in combination with the vampire perk it is the only non limited way of healing yourself and a good way to get a consistent self revive with Iron Will.
    There's also the robot enemies who are infamous bullet sponges but have an extreme weakness to melee mostly going down in a single power attack (if your can get close enough).

  • @Migiiiii
    @Migiiiii 5 місяців тому +5

    Fire thumbnail

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 5 місяців тому +11

    14:11 close your eyes and imagine tf2
    I see sniper
    Also "Running around trying to stab somebody" is spy moment

  • @jasontysl2991
    @jasontysl2991 3 місяці тому +7

    what are we supposed to be thinking about at 24:52

    • @jacetremayne4995
      @jacetremayne4995 3 місяці тому +1

      Thinking the same thing plz help

    • @LoveBystroem
      @LoveBystroem 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes also curious

    • @spoolf
      @spoolf 3 місяці тому +1

      probably valves new fps game gridlock which is still in closed beta, it's supposed to combine hero shooters and mobas among other things

    • @mikearchangel7998
      @mikearchangel7998 2 місяці тому +1

      Deadlock*

    • @rivetace
      @rivetace Місяць тому +1

      Yeah I think it was Deadlock. Kaluka put one tiny clip of Deadlock at 16:04, so that means he was definitely aware of the game when making this video. And I'm pretty sure there was still an NDA in effect when this video was uploaded, which would explain the roundabout way of mentioning it.
      Deadlock doesn't exactly fit the video's premise, because you don't choose your weapon in Deadlock, only your character. So "choosing to use a melee weapon instead of a ranged weapon" just doesn't apply conceptually.
      It does have an engaging melee system though. No cool melee weapons, but a solid system that rewards players for using it.

  • @Gummpers
    @Gummpers 21 годину тому

    i really love the way halo did melee weapons, not complicated and if anything is just a last ditch effort of just "UH? DIE MAYBE?" and if it works it works. also i love the editing style and humor in this

  • @wildfire8910
    @wildfire8910 5 місяців тому

    this was my first video of yours and holy shit, the random ass jabs or comparisons or just nonesense, is fucking wild, but I love it.

  • @TheManglerMaster
    @TheManglerMaster 5 місяців тому +5

    4:32 Nintendogs :D

  • @ckay11002
    @ckay11002 5 місяців тому +10

    Fun fact:
    the person reading this is super cute

  • @RedShocktrooperRST
    @RedShocktrooperRST 5 місяців тому +6

    Melee weapons in an FPS game are either one of three things:
    1. A specific fallback weapon when a ranged weapon isn't an option (i.e. totally dry on both primary and secondary ammo), such as the traditional combat knife
    2. stealth kill button that isn't actually wielded as a separate weapon but instead is a keypress which near-instantly deals an amount of damage to a nearby target (and may or may not lock you into a kill animation), again see the knife.
    3. An incredibly powerful borderline primary weapon to reward being willing to close in with enemies that have a range advantage on you. The Trench Raider in Battlefield 1, for instance.
    This does not apply if your game ends in "Tide" and is a licensed Warhammer property, however.

    • @monke7919
      @monke7919 3 місяці тому

      My favorite is 3 with the gravity hammers of halo and if it counts the kreige's buzz are in borderlands 2

  • @StingRai08
    @StingRai08 3 місяці тому +2

    okay i was distracted half the video thinking about how you sound like the pacer test voice. not trying to knock you ofc, great video once i rewinded to actually watch it!

  • @d4s0n282
    @d4s0n282 4 місяці тому

    in surpised ow was never mentioned, there are many examples of melee being extremely important, most common being rein and genji

  • @eco1969
    @eco1969 5 місяців тому +11

    melee weapon = enemy gets close and dies instantly

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns 5 місяців тому

      And i hate it.

    • @kingol4801
      @kingol4801 Місяць тому

      @@capperbuns Why? That is the point

  • @brusnitska
    @brusnitska 5 місяців тому +7

    KAKUKA!

  • @cromwellington441
    @cromwellington441 3 місяці тому +9

    “Every single FPS says melee weapons are an after thought”
    The kid named Energy Sword and Gravity Hammer: 💀

    • @kalukagamingfellaguy
      @kalukagamingfellaguy  3 місяці тому +25

      Kid named gravity hammer gets his lunch money stolen by kid named watching until the part about halo

  • @embermtg
    @embermtg 5 місяців тому +2

    deadbolt music goes insane tho

  • @primalgroudon3641
    @primalgroudon3641 Місяць тому +1

    if a weapon can only deal damage in kissing range. usually whilst facing the opponent. then it’s a melle weapon

  • @NerdFuelYT
    @NerdFuelYT 5 місяців тому

    Brother! The pacing, the writing, the editing? Bellissimo!

  • @MontyMoelle
    @MontyMoelle 5 місяців тому +1

    the way you write and edit these videos makes me feel like i'm having a stroke. i love it. thank you.

  • @N00bvlog
    @N00bvlog 4 місяці тому

    I'm glad you talked about only other games for 80% of the video about TF2 melee weapons. It's honestly a breath of fresh air to see those other games even if they don't do the melee gameplay perfectly.

  • @hourslow
    @hourslow 18 днів тому +1

    Souther Hospitality:
    On Hit: 19:38

  • @RaptorJesus6814
    @RaptorJesus6814 2 місяці тому

    The way Ultrakill makes its melee weapons into highly versatile combo tools is def the best use of the melee concept ive seen

  • @Sentientglassofmilk
    @Sentientglassofmilk 4 місяці тому +1

    It genuinely baffles me how you don’t have more subscribers, your content is such a breath of fresh air and is just very well made

  • @aprilfooler758
    @aprilfooler758 5 місяців тому +1

    A weapon that’s used to hit someone using the physical force YOU exert; something you use to swing, stab or bash with that doesn’t expend ammo. But expending ammunition can be possible with certain weapons, like maybe an axe with a trigger on the blade that fires a shotgun shell from the blade whenever it detects pressure- you still swing the axe, so it still counts.

  • @Jimmyjimjar
    @Jimmyjimjar Місяць тому +1

    Alright, im late, but in defense to the blood pitchfork, its actually pretty important for lower enemies, zombies die in 2 hits on second hardest,

  • @callmetony4399
    @callmetony4399 Місяць тому +1

    To defend the evil cod of duty the black ops series has the ballistic knife which was an incredibly fun knife that shot the blade. It worked as a great glass cannon having a max 2 ammo and needing to physically retrieve the blades but kill in one hit. You could argue its less of a melee weapons since the main utility is shooting it but tf2 has stuff like the sandman and the flying guillotine.

    • @SomeVRKid
      @SomeVRKid Місяць тому +1

      Cod of duty, the fish, or call of duty of duty, dutyception

    • @callmetony4399
      @callmetony4399 Місяць тому

      @@SomeVRKid yes

  • @somepepperonyoutube8374
    @somepepperonyoutube8374 5 місяців тому +1

    this entire video's script is a run-on sentence and my add loves it, thank you

  • @kinghotcoc0
    @kinghotcoc0 4 місяці тому +1

    The Finals is another example of there being a sort of low damaging melee for everyone, but the choice of choosing a specific melee weapon instead of a gun that has some cool things, like the sledgehammer that can break map geometry and nearly instakill people, as well as the dual katanas which can reflect bullets to where you're aiming.

  • @cattail_is_cute1826
    @cattail_is_cute1826 2 місяці тому +1

    A melle weapon is a weapon that doesn't require ammo but also has a short rand and doesn't shoot projectiles

  • @SaintoftheHonest
    @SaintoftheHonest 3 місяці тому +1

    A melee *weapon* to *me* is where you have choices of different melees, rather than just having the one stock Melee attack to use in a pinch. TF2 vs OW is a great example of a game with Melee *weapons* vs a game that has Melee attacks in it.

  • @Garfieldcfc
    @Garfieldcfc 3 місяці тому +1

    I feel like I just stumbled on gold, holy good god this video is perfectly paced, the jokes are delivered super well, and there's so many little visual things that I love
    thanks

  • @cheesebean414
    @cheesebean414 4 місяці тому +1

    This is such a well made and fun video, I'm honestly disappointed I've never found your channel before

  • @Landshark_no1
    @Landshark_no1 3 місяці тому +1

    blood punch from doom eternal is really good tho and also the crucible and the sentinel hammer

  • @OwlThrower
    @OwlThrower 13 днів тому

    the way CoD does melee is actually a simplified version of Halo-style melee: you get a one hit kill close range attack button and you also can have some extra fun like the ballistic knife

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 3 місяці тому +1

    11:05 I lost it, what an outstanding line.

  • @fonejunky6306
    @fonejunky6306 Місяць тому

    1:02 foreshadowing is a narrative device in which a storyteller gives an advance hint of what is to come later in the story

  • @Edawg1180
    @Edawg1180 4 місяці тому +1

    Just found your channel off this video and I know you probably won’t see this but I smiled like crazy watching this you are hilarious dude

  • @suslysimpl
    @suslysimpl 4 місяці тому +1

    My definition of a melee weapon would be:
    A short to point-blank range weapon that is used by swinging it around.
    This can include hand accessories that partially, or fully cover the hands.
    So technically a ghillie or morph suit would count.

  • @Wizard-Sentry
    @Wizard-Sentry 2 місяці тому

    In the newest MW3 my favorite thing to do is go into quick play on TDM and run around the map hitting people with a sledge hammer, very big ragdoll

  • @hojoaniki8139
    @hojoaniki8139 5 місяців тому

    i dont know how you do it but you're one of the few youtubers that actually makes me laugh more than once in a video, thank you for having the spirit of a 2004 manzai comedian

  • @Phanthomas8910
    @Phanthomas8910 5 місяців тому +1

    I think one of the best examples of an awesome FPS melee weapon is the Shovel from Shotgun Farmers. In has both combat and utility, in your own terms it's both a wrench and a knife. And it's just fun as hell to whack people with.
    -it functions like the melee in Halo, two hits from the front will kill someone, provided they don't have armor and a hit from the back will instakill them no matter what
    -it has the effect of the knife from CS where you run the fastest while brandishing it
    -it has the added use where if you whack a weapon on the ground or a gun plant with it, it destroys it, so you can use this to starve your enemies of weapon spawns
    -there's a mutator in the game that gives it a knockback effect, thus it can be used to create space and make melee duels that much more interesting
    Just one of many examples that prove that Shotgun Farmers is a gaming masterpiece!