F9: The Fast Saga - Spoilers, STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES!

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  • @AllenHerns
    @AllenHerns 3 роки тому +467

    In Fast 10, Dom and John Cena team up to stop their father from blowing up the planet with the Ultimate Death Starkiller.

    • @YoloTB
      @YoloTB 3 роки тому +44

      Then the Father helps them to kill the Aliens on the Moon to protect "FAMILY"

    • @locotelocot
      @locotelocot 3 роки тому +10

      Are they going to be accompanied by two funny robots, a rogue pistolero, and a bear with a bow? Cuz then I´m all in!

    • @manonamissionpart2
      @manonamissionpart2 3 роки тому +3

      Transformers

    • @Eccentric_Charlie
      @Eccentric_Charlie 3 роки тому +4

      It will be their mom!

    • @Gimpy17
      @Gimpy17 3 роки тому +2

      and then Palpatine returns suddenly!

  • @miahmo23
    @miahmo23 3 роки тому +1049

    "OMG he has plot armor keep shooting!"
    "It's not plot armor, it's family"

    • @janky477
      @janky477 3 роки тому +16

      There's Family overflowing through every main character's veins, and it keeps them alive.

    • @thrilla72
      @thrilla72 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @midnight-user12
      @midnight-user12 3 роки тому +2

      They end up going to space, after a while they find another people who are in space and say.
      “We come in peace”

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 2 роки тому

      “I don’t know, it doesn’t feel like there are stakes”
      “Oh I’ve had some really good steaks last night while I was writing the script!”

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 3 роки тому +526

    Fast 10: All of the teams cars combine into a giant robot and then the bad guys teams cars combine into a bigger, scarier giant robot and they have a massive fist fight

    • @KirillT14
      @KirillT14 3 роки тому +20

      At what point does the F(?) Series becomes Gurren Lagan?

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 3 роки тому +13

      and Neo comes in beats the shit out of both of them , and says " there's a glitch in the matrix " XD

    • @davidknowles605
      @davidknowles605 3 роки тому +2

      Z sword 🤣

    • @ProfitPower13
      @ProfitPower13 3 роки тому +4

      Hey isn't that kinda what happened in Hobbs & Shaw?

    • @timslack7568
      @timslack7568 3 роки тому +21

      likely but backwards. The bad guys cars turn into a giant robot, but The Family's will be bigger because Vin Diesel will be in the writers room demanding it

  • @jaythomas468
    @jaythomas468 3 роки тому +379

    Somebody’s comment in another video on this movie fuckin’ killed me where he said the next movie needs to have them all go into space to fight aliens and Dom ends up crashing on an alien planet where he meets Riddick and realizes he’s a clone.
    And it needs to be called “FAST 10….Your Seat Belts.”

    • @Biggiiful
      @Biggiiful 3 роки тому +30

      Please no. Riddick is the only character Vin plays that is actually somewhat decent.

    • @ameernurhaqeem9738
      @ameernurhaqeem9738 3 роки тому +2

      @@Biggiiful fast and furious still popular so more money for vin diesel lol

    • @Uzaair
      @Uzaair 3 роки тому +12

      Being a clone of an Alpha Furyan would go some way in explaining Dom's superhuman trajectory from the first film lol

    • @SuperMurray2009
      @SuperMurray2009 3 роки тому +2

      @@Biggiiful Yeah I would put Sean Vetter from Man Apart as Vin Diesels best role besides Riddick. But they kinda ruined Riddick already.

    • @Biggiiful
      @Biggiiful 3 роки тому

      @@SuperMurray2009 haven't heard of that. I'll have to check it out. What do you mean they ruined him? Because of Chronicles? Ya, that was a fun sci Fi popcorn flick...but not Riddick. The last one (Riddick) was decent, but Pitch Black was really good.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +1447

    Fast and Furious 9 doesn't need a good plot. "It has family"

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 3 роки тому +27

      Charlize Theron is Yelena from Shingeki no Kyojin.

    • @jessepejibbs3889
      @jessepejibbs3889 3 роки тому +16

      It’s just missing breadsticks.

    • @whackyscripts6045
      @whackyscripts6045 3 роки тому +20

      Fuhmily. F&F 10: Tony Stark is Vin Diesel's grandpa and introduces them to next gen transformer vehicles to go to war with Galactus in an alternate time line universe.

    • @maxvitor7023
      @maxvitor7023 3 роки тому +14

      Yo you're here too!?

    • @marksullivan00
      @marksullivan00 3 роки тому +1

      Pretty much lmao.

  • @MatiZ815
    @MatiZ815 3 роки тому +511

    It's called just "F9" because its actual full title is secretly "Family 9".

    • @DeathbySkullfxxx
      @DeathbySkullfxxx 3 роки тому +4

      Wow... how witty.

    • @Cucerescmunti
      @Cucerescmunti 3 роки тому +9

      but what happens when you press F9 on the keyboard?

    • @MatiZ815
      @MatiZ815 3 роки тому +33

      @@Cucerescmunti Family happens.

    • @blackfox1320
      @blackfox1320 3 роки тому

      Fecalshow9

    • @diz8555
      @diz8555 3 роки тому

      @@MatiZ815 👏😂😂💯

  • @justinhill6265
    @justinhill6265 3 роки тому +335

    Let’s talk about Vin Diesels white shirts never having a stain on them 😂.

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 3 роки тому +39

      Dude, wtf?! Especially towards the end with the 18-wheeler smashing the drone plane on the cliff! No burn marks, no trace of smoke or ash particles on his shirt, no debris on his face! 🤦🏻‍♂️🥴 omg…lmao.

    • @ameernurhaqeem9738
      @ameernurhaqeem9738 3 роки тому +47

      @@darkpepsi dude vin diesel has been wearing that shirt for every fast furious movie that's shirt is invincible

    • @eddierivers3250
      @eddierivers3250 3 роки тому +5

      😂 never makes sense

    • @cmarin342
      @cmarin342 3 роки тому +20

      @@ameernurhaqeem9738 that shirt probably has the strongest plot armor ever

    • @ethanstechworld207
      @ethanstechworld207 3 роки тому +8

      Omg that's it! That's the secret, it's the white t-shirts. 😂

  • @pedromoreira6218
    @pedromoreira6218 3 роки тому +326

    Alex is mentaly broken from this movie, OJ is going in his head "this movie was worse than the shitty movies i watch" and AJ is goign through the several stages of mind fuckery before their eyes xD

    • @damonmcfarland9364
      @damonmcfarland9364 3 роки тому +8

      Alex is not saying anything because AJ won't give him a chance to talk.

    • @pedromoreira6218
      @pedromoreira6218 3 роки тому +15

      @@damonmcfarland9364 while this is true alex just has the face of someone that broke and is like "what the fuck did i even watch"

    • @Evilwombat
      @Evilwombat 3 роки тому +1

      Yet still gives it 6/10

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 3 роки тому

      @@damonmcfarland9364 talk about what,this movie is a joke anyway might aswell see AJ lose his mind...

    • @jesusherrera8705
      @jesusherrera8705 3 роки тому +1

      @@damonmcfarland9364 he also hasn't seen any fast and furious movies aside from the first one and Hobbs and Shaw meaning he knows nothing of what's going on.

  • @xNero819
    @xNero819 3 роки тому +475

    "She looks like Simple Rick from Rick & Morty"- Alex
    Fucking gold dude lmao. (Doofus Rick)

    • @cjmk5923
      @cjmk5923 3 роки тому +45

      Which is clearly a homage to Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.

    • @AvimadyeOrunni
      @AvimadyeOrunni 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah well played lol

    • @lloydswaggedout
      @lloydswaggedout 3 роки тому +1

      Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @knockdadeathstroke3799
      @knockdadeathstroke3799 3 роки тому +17

      @@cjmk5923 you muh muh muh muh make me happy

    • @Curseco
      @Curseco 3 роки тому +6

      Doofus Rick

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 3 роки тому +162

    "So then, they went to space."
    "Oh, that's ludicrous!"
    "Yeah, exactly."

    • @solidbeard8324
      @solidbeard8324 3 роки тому +4

      That's Fast & Ludicrous for ya...

    • @Eccentric_Charlie
      @Eccentric_Charlie 3 роки тому +3

      Hey, if Power Rangers can do it so can the Family.

    • @ightclubfay
      @ightclubfay 3 роки тому +2

      double entendre

    • @usernameunknown69
      @usernameunknown69 3 роки тому

      @@Eccentric_Charlie yeah except Power Rangers are space ninjas and the family is a group of human meatheads lololol

    • @midnight-user12
      @midnight-user12 3 роки тому +1

      Next time they’ll leave the galaxy because they recieved a distress signal in another planet.

  • @mtf5405
    @mtf5405 3 роки тому +261

    How did an old withered rope hold a 3000 pound car ...
    Because Family

  • @miloskuzmanovic
    @miloskuzmanovic 3 роки тому +110

    They officially reached Sharknado level...

    • @mummeii
      @mummeii 3 роки тому +4

      Not quuuuite there, but definitely dissolving the boundaries 😂

    • @TPHoarder
      @TPHoarder 10 місяців тому +1

      😂 Give Sharknado some respect, at least you're not expected to take that movie seriously.

  • @cristianescobar6603
    @cristianescobar6603 3 роки тому +153

    I died when Joe said "John cena comes to help" and sings his wwe intro

    • @joshuagraham2843
      @joshuagraham2843 3 роки тому +9

      every misunderstanding bad guys later becomes good guys is so overused

    • @hviknesh
      @hviknesh 3 роки тому

      They literally did ( AA ) to the train truck 🛻

    • @stevenl3265
      @stevenl3265 3 роки тому

      @@joshuagraham2843 they did that like 4x already lmao

    • @BrooklynBiggis
      @BrooklynBiggis 3 роки тому +4

      I also lost it there because given how cartoonish the movie is, I could see that being what actually happened.

  • @ristaradicevic9418
    @ristaradicevic9418 3 роки тому +125

    They did it, they actually sent car in the f*cking space. In the next part they invade Mars

    • @BorderlandsBoy0
      @BorderlandsBoy0 3 роки тому +1

      The Mars?

    • @georgesabiantoun4665
      @georgesabiantoun4665 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t give them ideas

    • @jadenkarpoff9158
      @jadenkarpoff9158 3 роки тому +1

      I could see Mars or the Moon being next. Personally, I'd really like to see them drive cars on the seafloor, but that's probably unlikely.

    • @jadenkarpoff9158
      @jadenkarpoff9158 3 роки тому +1

      @Clockwork Man Okay yeah, hollow earth/ planet core with mole people would be pretty pleasantly stupid too. I don't know how outright sci fi or fantasy they're willing to go though.

    • @joshuagraham2843
      @joshuagraham2843 3 роки тому

      Call Elon Musk he needs to be in fast 10 as a villain and later becomes a good guy in the end

  • @echobay2023
    @echobay2023 3 роки тому +175

    Watching OJ trying to keep it together throughout Joe's explanation of this mess of a movie has me in tears lol, one of the funniest reviews you guys has ever done

    • @cybergothika6906
      @cybergothika6906 3 роки тому +11

      Which is a phenomena because OJ enjoys weird ass movies. But even Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau got some sort of quality standard.

    • @iuliani1663
      @iuliani1663 2 роки тому +2

      u should check out Transformers Last Knight as well, in that case.

    • @marceezy6983
      @marceezy6983 Рік тому

      Movie sounds like shit. I'll watch it for a laugh

    • @goofball1_134
      @goofball1_134 Рік тому +2

      This movie is shit, but so much funnier when Joe explains it and mimics their voices. 😂

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro 3 роки тому +294

    AngryJoe can't describe the film because it's so confusing it's hurting his brain

    • @nickuva6508
      @nickuva6508 3 роки тому +7

      You can just say Joe

    • @forevergamer245
      @forevergamer245 3 роки тому

      @@nickuva6508 lol

    • @forevergamer245
      @forevergamer245 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @LMAOuncleDEMO
      @LMAOuncleDEMO 3 роки тому +7

      @@nickuva6508 Cant just say hes Joe bro, anybody could be just be an average Joe. The joe this guys talking about is special, one might even say, hes an AngryJoe

    • @Evilwombat
      @Evilwombat 3 роки тому +4

      and yet he gave it a 6/10

  • @pivotkid85
    @pivotkid85 3 роки тому +466

    um, how did you guys forget to talk about tyrese being canonically immortal?

    • @case8153
      @case8153 3 роки тому +7

      Ayooooo

    • @navidraimi9631
      @navidraimi9631 3 роки тому +1

      Ay it’s Pivot! Also you’re right I mean HOW did he survive being crushed by the car?

    • @SpartanMikey
      @SpartanMikey 3 роки тому +8

      @@navidraimi9631 he’s the new “black superman” must be a plant by that supernatural criminal organisation from Hobbs and Shaw.
      I don’t know why anyone carried on watching this shit after the 4th or 5th film.

    • @fffx2
      @fffx2 3 роки тому +2

      @@navidraimi9631 It pretty clearly landed in front of him

    • @thee_morpheus
      @thee_morpheus 3 роки тому +11

      @@navidraimi9631 I waited the whole movie for an explanation on how Roman survived getting crushed by that mini tank

  • @CustomizeEverything
    @CustomizeEverything 3 роки тому +136

    When Joe accidentally said tourette's instead of Toretto and then explained how Dom has tourette's and that's why he keeps saying "Family" was about the same time I hit that thumbs up button.

  • @Schpiegel1306
    @Schpiegel1306 3 роки тому +116

    They call these types of movies "Paychecks"

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 роки тому +4

      Pretty sure it's spelled "New Private Island"

    • @chaoseater69
      @chaoseater69 3 роки тому +3

      "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" now applies to the entire cast. So much so that even the dead characters have come back, for paychecks. lol

    • @grantmcroberts4089
      @grantmcroberts4089 3 роки тому

      That is because they are paychecks. They onny do these movies for money. Brian was meant to be a retired character now they are bringing him back with Paul walker as a cgi character. Why oh yeah money this franchise would never have the success if they didn't make it crazy and filled it with a-list actor's

    • @johnakridge2916
      @johnakridge2916 3 роки тому +1

      Except their paycheck is gonna be less since the movie is ridiculous and sucks

  • @K2theK-b6u
    @K2theK-b6u 3 роки тому +84

    "Run Flats, DUH" ... Underrated comment. Well done.

  • @jordantherubio
    @jordantherubio 3 роки тому +61

    13:46 LMFAO “and you don’t get what she is saying” says it all

  • @zipzeolocke2
    @zipzeolocke2 3 роки тому +32

    it's hilarious listening to you guys attempt to make sense of Fast and Furious 9! I thought they stopped making these movies after 7 because Paul Walker passed away and they ended that movie a sweet memorial. That would have been a great way to end the entire series

  • @hozza9901
    @hozza9901 3 роки тому +56

    AJ: how many cops did they kill?
    Joe: all of them

  • @Custodian405
    @Custodian405 3 роки тому +67

    F10: Time Travel, Fast Dinosaurs and Other Furious Shit

    • @cassisbrook
      @cassisbrook 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like a box office winner to me!

    • @fakefrank2995
      @fakefrank2995 3 роки тому +1

      Fast Dinosaurs sounds just about right, since they’re planning a crossover with Jurassic World after the end of the main franchise

    • @Nullzeros
      @Nullzeros 3 роки тому +1

      F10: Just Family

  • @abunai.j
    @abunai.j 3 роки тому +23

    "You killed dad, but if you win a race, that's ok!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @abunai.j
      @abunai.j 3 роки тому

      @Lyonel von Kahee-ros TIME FOR A BARBEQUE ARE YOU COMING BRO?!

  • @brennan2014
    @brennan2014 3 роки тому +152

    At least John Cena can do the Chinese dub in his own voice lol

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 роки тому +7

      Please God no his Chinese is horrible. He's trying and bless him for that, but i can't barely make out a word he says.

    • @farkhanhersawinanda6451
      @farkhanhersawinanda6451 3 роки тому +22

      Unless he apologizing China and Getting so cringed

    • @Jhayzer021
      @Jhayzer021 3 роки тому +4

      Just DO IT!!!

    • @watchulookinat271
      @watchulookinat271 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jhayzer021 Nothing is impossible!!

    • @lienomzekon4763
      @lienomzekon4763 3 роки тому

      @@watchulookinat271 MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

  • @cosmicvcosmic
    @cosmicvcosmic 3 роки тому +15

    Interviewer: What is this Fast N Furious about?
    Vin Diesel: Family!
    Interviewer: What crazy stunts will we see with cars?
    Vin Diesel: Family.
    Interviewer: Who is the antagonist?
    Vin Diesel: Family?

  • @MrJayson204
    @MrJayson204 3 роки тому +31

    Just looking at his posture, I have never seen Alex so dejected 😭 he looks like somebody personally insulted his cooking lol

    • @chaoseater69
      @chaoseater69 3 роки тому

      He looks like how I felt watching the movie. My theater's don't serve alcohol, so I had to watch that shit sober. lol

  • @CKRlll
    @CKRlll 3 роки тому +35

    OJ gave this a -10, w/ a bad-ass seal of disproval.

  • @vulgarlanguage79
    @vulgarlanguage79 3 роки тому +10

    the part that killed it for me is the fact that hans return couldve been special but no it was forced in and more spy stuff was thrown in

  • @darkmagpiestudios8222
    @darkmagpiestudios8222 3 роки тому +7

    You know that scene at the end of F6 or F7, where paul took the offramp... That was literally the sign to warn people, to get off the ride.

  • @PostmortemGamingStudio
    @PostmortemGamingStudio 3 роки тому +53

    So there wasn’t a part where they showed how they gathered all the Dragon Balls to bring Han back to life?!
    😜

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 роки тому +5

      You mean they gathered the Infinity Stone and snapped him back to life.

    • @Eccentric_Charlie
      @Eccentric_Charlie 3 роки тому +3

      Mr nobody used the time egg to cause a Chrono Trigger to replace Han with a clone.

    • @vic8610
      @vic8610 3 роки тому

      gay comment

    • @PostmortemGamingStudio
      @PostmortemGamingStudio 3 роки тому

      @@vic8610 Is the comment as Gay as you are for Dr. Dickrespect?
      Figured it would be approved by you.

    • @ralphace3071
      @ralphace3071 3 роки тому

      Han into transforming omni god saiyan 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 3 роки тому +22

    When Joe is explaining it it just sounds like he is playing with toy cars infront of him

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 3 роки тому +1

      Lol, that’s HONESTLY how the plot of this movie sounds: a bunch of 7-year-old boys playing with a collection of action figures and toy cars improvising a “storyline” for the action on the fly.

    • @chaoseater69
      @chaoseater69 3 роки тому

      @@jaythomas468 Pretty sure the scene where the kid plays with the car/rocket ship toys and the mom goes "you drive like your father" was there on purpose. Another in-movie reference to their own absurdity.

  • @TheJacyn313
    @TheJacyn313 3 роки тому +18

    Screenshot this: FnF12 will definitely be called "Furious by the Dozen"

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 3 роки тому +1

      Lol! 💀

    • @toof987
      @toof987 3 роки тому +1

      no thanks

    • @Viper-dz2kw
      @Viper-dz2kw 3 роки тому +1

      11’s gonna be the last one

    • @TheJacyn313
      @TheJacyn313 3 роки тому

      @@Viper-dz2kw there will never be a last one as long as there's family to carry on the legacy

    • @xSpooKee
      @xSpooKee 3 роки тому

      Vin Diesel: Write that down!!!

  • @Utonian21
    @Utonian21 3 роки тому +13

    They keep making these fucking movies... I remember when it was about street racing, and not Vin Diesel surfing a car through space to stop nuclear war between the U.S and Russia

    • @rdaws73
      @rdaws73 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao. Imagine telling Dom from FF 1.. "Hey in 20 years...youll be launching a car into space!"

  • @shannonnorman1101
    @shannonnorman1101 3 роки тому +17

    I can't believe you guys are the only ones who pointed out the stupidity of the flashback between little Vin and Cena and that bet 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wadelescault2751
    @wadelescault2751 3 роки тому +16

    Joe's impression of Cardi is hilarious

  • @williamcronshaw5262
    @williamcronshaw5262 3 роки тому +35

    Do people actually care about spoilers in these movies?

    • @WillS724
      @WillS724 3 роки тому +5

      I honestly don't think much can be spoiled in the FnF movies...lol.. nevermind..only your brains and sanity spoils by watching lol

    • @grantmcroberts4089
      @grantmcroberts4089 3 роки тому

      What is there to spoil I saw the movie on Tuesday and I knew from right away that cena will get double crossed he redeems himself turns good helps the team leaves and come back in 10 because they did the exact same as statham. You can't spoil something that is predictable

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 роки тому

      Honestly you already know what is gonna happen in the movie before going in

  • @ristaradicevic9418
    @ristaradicevic9418 3 роки тому +70

    Can’t wait “FX: Falling of Hobbs, the King of Mars” to comes out

  • @CustomizeEverything
    @CustomizeEverything 3 роки тому +14

    Elon Musk must be soo frustrated that they used a Pontiac instead of a Tesla

  • @hilmifirdaus5124
    @hilmifirdaus5124 3 роки тому +45

    This video is like a bunch of people talk about their weird dreams

  • @brandonr.2807
    @brandonr.2807 2 роки тому +3

    I have a feeling, that this can only end by revealing that dom didnt make the train jump in the first one, and this is his dreams in a coma. Brian died and Dom barely survived and this is just the mad ravings of a mind in limbo. it gets crazier each time as the meds keep getting turned up to keep him alive. End of F10 has to be him waking up.

  • @khalsal7599
    @khalsal7599 3 роки тому +19

    The whole time you guys were laughing at the whole plot of the movie, all I could see was Vin Diesel's face above you with that angry look......like he doesn't like what you're saying about the movie! 😂😂😂 yeah physics took a long 2 hour break when this movie was made

  • @xl6897
    @xl6897 3 роки тому +52

    Fast 10 goes back in time but instead of a DeLorean it's a Charger 🤣🤣

    • @joshuagraham2843
      @joshuagraham2843 3 роки тому

      or an infinity stone and endgame

    • @xl6897
      @xl6897 3 роки тому

      @@joshuagraham2843 what?

    • @chaoseater69
      @chaoseater69 3 роки тому

      "Where we're going, we don't need roads"..... So, like everywhere else we've already gone?

  • @Dr.Octavios
    @Dr.Octavios 3 роки тому +12

    "She looked like simple Rick" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @YuniorGamboa
    @YuniorGamboa 3 роки тому +22

    Tokyo drift and ff5 were my favorites
    Of course, the 1st was a classic but after 6 is going extremely dull

    • @ameernurhaqeem9738
      @ameernurhaqeem9738 3 роки тому

      From racing to launch a car to space there's just no racing on the movie anymore

    • @bradylow5196
      @bradylow5196 3 роки тому

      @@ameernurhaqeem9738 Race to the moon!

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 3 роки тому +2

      Personally 6 and 7 were insane but not condescending. F8 and F9 are just ridiculously condescending, like "look at Dom and his gang going to space, and you can't tell us this doesn't make sense cause we're the ones making the movie here"

  • @Tomberculosis-q1i
    @Tomberculosis-q1i 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the first and only movie i have ever walked out of. That rocket car broke the camels back for me for the last time.

  • @magnomnz
    @magnomnz 3 роки тому +11

    Having an invisible villain was a dumb idea

    • @uberinfinitegaming
      @uberinfinitegaming 3 роки тому

      @Gungey Entertainment i don't know man..you can't see him

  • @Devontae7894
    @Devontae7894 3 роки тому +29

    The last fast movie I watched was the one where they drove the bank bolts through the city. I watched this one on family vacation and i regret it. It went from street racing to heist movies and now over the top action movies. Ludachris’s character was just a street guy and now he’s some kind of math expert and hand to hand combatant.

    • @VideoGameWorld111
      @VideoGameWorld111 3 роки тому +2

      @Clockwork Man *billions*

    • @fakefrank2995
      @fakefrank2995 3 роки тому +3

      I feel ya, it feels like it’s a different franchise at this point, hell, almost all the characters are different from when they first debuted, in the first movie Dom didn’t talk about family, sure, he had his team, but even then he admitted it didn’t matter to him when racing, Roman used to be a bit of a tough guy with an authority problem and a smart mouth, but became a dumb fast talker in the later movies, hell, he became dumber as the movies went on, Tej as you said was just a mechanic, but all of a sudden he became a hacker, hell, even the Rock’s character changed for the worse and became softer ever since Fast 7, and he’s not as old as the original characters

    • @fr0ck360
      @fr0ck360 3 роки тому +1

      Ah Fast 5, that’s where the “Family” starts

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 3 роки тому

      Apparently all the main actors had stipulations in their contracts that their characters couldn't die.
      Leading to more ridiculous things they survive for no apparent lore or explained reason.

    • @ameernurhaqeem9738
      @ameernurhaqeem9738 3 роки тому

      @@DarkLightGaming117 they are family they cant die lol

  • @theogking8309
    @theogking8309 3 роки тому +12

    At this point, I feel like Dom's Father is actually alive. And he will also be a spy.

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 роки тому +1

      Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if that it the plot

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 3 роки тому +2

      Cipher is his mother. Also, Jesse comes back from the dead.

    • @anshumaanphukan4388
      @anshumaanphukan4388 3 роки тому

      I think they're gonna drive to heaven, run over god with a dodge charger and bring back Paul walker

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 3 роки тому

      @@anshumaanphukan4388 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pdubhtown
      @Pdubhtown 3 роки тому +1

      Yea because e toretto bloodline is ingrained with spies apparently.

  • @613lcd
    @613lcd 3 роки тому +7

    Joe inmatating Cardi B.....I lost it 😄😅🤣

  • @Supahero05
    @Supahero05 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine how FF would be if they all become a professional race team from the streets to the big events... instead of being a Spy tryhard.

  • @rparish17
    @rparish17 3 роки тому +16

    The running joke of Roman breaking the third wall and acknowledging they are invincible and special like the fans keep saying is the greatest thing Ive ever seen.

  • @Big_John_
    @Big_John_ 3 роки тому +6

    If you noticed every race in F&F is solved with NOS every one of them its always "Wait this car need to be just a bit better NOS"

    • @xenxander
      @xenxander 3 роки тому

      and the one who fires it last, wins.

  • @KisukexMomohime
    @KisukexMomohime 3 роки тому +21

    Joe sounds like he was playing with action figures as he's trying to explain wth is going on.

  • @TruestMoves
    @TruestMoves 3 роки тому +13

    Guys I cant stop laughing. Im a F&F Fan, but my ribs hurt when Joe explains the plot. 😭

  • @ricecakejohnson
    @ricecakejohnson 3 роки тому +5

    So glad I seen the movie so I knew exactly what they were talking about and can relate. I was laughing my ass off watching them explain these ridiculous scenes. I have been saying for the past several F&F that the stunts in these movies are just getting wayyyyy too insane.
    Why does AJ keep calling Hahn's name "Hand"?? LOL.

  • @ynkybomber
    @ynkybomber 3 роки тому +386

    These movies are the Hollywood equivalent of Madden football

  • @diegoalexander6059
    @diegoalexander6059 3 роки тому +29

    Did he just refer to shawn from tokyo drift as “some redneck mechanic” lmao i love joe😂😂😂😂

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 3 роки тому

      Film commentators always wanna show off that they know a lot about the characters they comment on. I don't think these 3 have ever watched Tokyo Drift😂😂😂

  • @chadleighdebruyn7673
    @chadleighdebruyn7673 3 роки тому +7

    What’s worse is that they let Brian take care of the kids . Brian literally hated the parent life but we must believe he sat on the sidelines while Mia was doing all those dangerous stuff 🤣🤣🤣

  • @a.rpradipta7662
    @a.rpradipta7662 3 роки тому +5

    Now all we need nicholas cage as the villain in the next installment

  • @dsouthmonster
    @dsouthmonster 3 роки тому +10

    F10 is just gonna be them in space for the entire film and then the next two films after. By the time we get to F15 they're gonna be going back in time to put NOS on a Model T.

    • @ameernurhaqeem9738
      @ameernurhaqeem9738 3 роки тому +2

      F10 is where they will meet Optimus prime and fighting queen Tessa and ask her to become his family lol

    • @FlyfishermanMike
      @FlyfishermanMike 3 роки тому

      FX!

  • @EdwinDPZ
    @EdwinDPZ 3 роки тому +9

    Has Joe not seen the first few movies? He thought Dom's father's death was a fake out for his brother dying even though Dom told that story before and he didn't recognize the tokyo drift guys

  • @diplayball
    @diplayball 3 роки тому +12

    hey don't insult Robin hood men in tights that's a classic movie my friend

  • @mrosa718
    @mrosa718 3 роки тому +1

    Listening to them explain the beginning made me think of when we were kids. And we would come up with crazy scenarios. “CARS DRIVING THROUGH MINEFIELD BUT THEN A HELICOPTER COMES AND TRIES TO KILL THEM BUT THEN KING KONG JUMPS UP AND KILLS THE HELICOPTER”

  • @damianrives563
    @damianrives563 3 роки тому +9

    All this franchise needs now is time travel, nic cage & dinosaurs

  • @jaxsinjaxon2944
    @jaxsinjaxon2944 3 роки тому +10

    Alex through this whole video just has this look like he's contemplating the poor life choices he has made that have led him to this moment lol.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 3 роки тому +18

    A video where Angry Joe uses the F word to describe the movie. And it's not "Family."

  • @shafiquekalungi2367
    @shafiquekalungi2367 3 роки тому +6

    Watching OJ trying keep it together as a serious review was priceless 🤣🤣

  • @DasAngryGerman
    @DasAngryGerman 3 роки тому +5

    alex grunting "gotta get dumber" killed me

  • @coxaaay1
    @coxaaay1 3 роки тому +4

    Anyone notice how Letty on the bike some how managed to avoid every single mine in the mine field 😂

  • @nosleepzzzz6550
    @nosleepzzzz6550 3 роки тому +12

    I couldn't stop laughing at yall trying to explain this madness, lol. 😂😂😂

  • @mattgorse9519
    @mattgorse9519 3 роки тому +7

    Was this a film review or a dream angry joe had? Sounds like the best dream ever. The sort my mrs rolls her eyes at when I try and explain the non sense....

  • @waynesmiley2207
    @waynesmiley2207 3 роки тому +5

    I lost it when Joe hit the John Cena theme song lol

  • @carlosmelendez8317
    @carlosmelendez8317 2 роки тому +1

    They turned into the Avengers and they all know how to dispatch and went from street racing teens, stealing dvd players to killing professional military soldiers. This series has turned into a parody of itself

  • @Sivick314
    @Sivick314 3 роки тому +4

    I have never watched a single fast and furious movie in my life. I have been pointedly avoiding them. Listening to this review, I believe I have made the correct decision.

  • @cabe3231
    @cabe3231 3 роки тому +3

    OJ grinning from ear to ear and Joe acting like a 3rd grader in a sandbox when talking about the summary while Alex looks like he's dying- cheer up!

  • @JoseLuisHernandez-un6eg
    @JoseLuisHernandez-un6eg 3 роки тому +4

    If the writers want to take it to the next level, the ending scene of the saga should show a little kid playing with some hot wheels and an action figure of a bald dude.

    • @salmon5169
      @salmon5169 3 роки тому

      Maybe prequel trilogy by Pixar to lead into the original Toy Story

  • @usernameunknown69
    @usernameunknown69 3 роки тому +3

    “Fast10 your seatbelts for the next adventure” Lmfao

  • @MaverickneoGamer
    @MaverickneoGamer 3 роки тому +4

    You forgot to mention the part of Roman. He is the actual audience asking the questions which makes the most sense! LOL But they play him off as the "dumb" character.

  • @Tomberculosis-q1i
    @Tomberculosis-q1i 2 місяці тому +1

    U think joe smokes the devils lettuce? That cough is either ciggies or pot.

  • @storminmormn6283
    @storminmormn6283 3 роки тому +3

    These spoiler reviews actually make me wanna go watch the movie so I can listen to your takes.
    The combination of Angry Joe, Other Joe and Alex has been a pleasure to watch.

  • @brettbaratheon9776
    @brettbaratheon9776 3 роки тому +20

    Talk about bad movies, how about the “new” Candyman trailer? If ever there wasn’t a movie that needed to be rebooted, well, besides Ghostbusters 2016, Point Break, Aladdin, Milan, Star Wars, Terminator , good lord and on and on. F9 doesn’t need to happen either.

    • @damianrives563
      @damianrives563 3 роки тому

      I didnt know their was a movie called Good Lord..that got a remake??? :0

    • @thatbloomer5642
      @thatbloomer5642 3 роки тому

      They remade Candyman? As in the horror classic Candyman? I gave up. Im certain there are actual brilliant writers out there with great and unique idea but never gotten anything done with it because studios nowdays care more about money than the art form. What a joke.

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatbloomer5642 it hasn’t come out yet, but this video started with a trailer for the “new” upcoming film. Nobody has any original ideas anymore.

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 3 роки тому

      @@damianrives563 sorry I forgot the comma on that one, Damian. I bet you love all these remakes. Most bot comments do.

    • @grantmcroberts4089
      @grantmcroberts4089 3 роки тому +1

      Candyman isn't a reboot I'm sure it is a sequel

  • @benjaminloken1999
    @benjaminloken1999 3 роки тому +10

    I don't plan on seeing this movie... so I don't care if I get spoiled

  • @mordecaiwayne652
    @mordecaiwayne652 3 роки тому +1

    They peaked at 7 when they were driving a supercar around Dubai skyscrapers trying to steal a daft device whilst Jason Stathan just spawns like a game character wherever he needs to be with whatever equipment.

  • @celestialtempleshop
    @celestialtempleshop 3 роки тому +10

    I love this thumbnail ……..such emotion

  • @ZuckerbergsAi
    @ZuckerbergsAi 3 роки тому +1

    Roman has a bullet proof vest in that scene, its actually the least ridiculous of all the scenes

  • @julianfigueroa9525
    @julianfigueroa9525 3 роки тому +120

    I stopped watching this franchise after Tokyo drift. Its just dumb

    • @reignzgamez1475
      @reignzgamez1475 3 роки тому +14

      Wellllllll, that's kinda the point

    • @sickman5236
      @sickman5236 3 роки тому +9

      1-3-4 were good

    • @hazapez126
      @hazapez126 3 роки тому +25

      @@sickman5236 5 was peak ff

    • @SUD-yb2pn
      @SUD-yb2pn 3 роки тому +5

      That's the whole point buddy.

    • @volo7
      @volo7 3 роки тому +4

      5 was my favorite

  • @alki9859
    @alki9859 3 роки тому +3

    F10 title:
    "The fast and furious: the awakening"
    Toretto wakes up from a coma he suffered when he crashed with the semi truck in the first movie. Only to realize he dreamt a shitty saga.

    • @antoine6760
      @antoine6760 3 роки тому

      Nah, no one can get hurt in these movies, not even a broken bone no matter how ridicilous the stunt is

  • @diplayball
    @diplayball 3 роки тому +13

    I'm here the spoilers and I haven't watched this movie yet 🤣
    I'll most likely watch this for free later on.🤫

  • @MaestroDrake
    @MaestroDrake 3 роки тому +10

    Spoiler, the final scene in Final Fast (F11)
    Dom teaches his 16 year old son how to drive.....then the Fast Series gets Animated with a Dreamworks type action movie starring the Son.

  • @thejoker5755
    @thejoker5755 3 роки тому +4

    I like how the part when they flew across with the rope on the tire and landed safely somehow the helicopters just turned around and gave up Chase They even showed that in the trailer

  • @nour2146
    @nour2146 3 роки тому +1

    Joe, the characters testing out the rockets are from Tokyo Drift, Sean Bosewell and Twinkie.

  • @jonmurphy4889
    @jonmurphy4889 3 роки тому +6

    Still can't believe this ranks higher than Fast and Furious/F4 according to most lists...

    • @toof987
      @toof987 3 роки тому +1

      ranks at the very bottom with tokyo drift imo

    • @poldiklapzuba9898
      @poldiklapzuba9898 3 роки тому

      @@toof987 tokyo drift is the best one, only one about racing

  • @Stevotron84
    @Stevotron84 3 роки тому +2

    17:40 he's talking about the people they visited. They are Sean and Twinkie from Tokyo Drift

  • @mysoullovessoul558
    @mysoullovessoul558 3 роки тому +3

    While Joe was trying to explain 'the plot' I lost the will to live and instead went into the house and slapped my family.

  • @foshizzle9458
    @foshizzle9458 3 роки тому +1

    Fast 10 - Doms twin sisters cousins lover has come to take over this world . This time it’s different, Mia is also finally revealed as an alien when domain accidentally smacks her face with his car to high 5

  • @BorderlandsBoy0
    @BorderlandsBoy0 3 роки тому +3

    Start - 1:28

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 3 роки тому +1

    other joe's idea about the "if you lose you keep driving" and he keeps driving, drives straight into a wall and his car explodes, was so fucking funny i had to pause the video

  • @mark_thurwanger
    @mark_thurwanger 3 роки тому +7

    13:40
    *Alex in deep thought*: “I wonder what my new UA-cam channel should be called when I finally leave this show and tell AJ to shove it.”