how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.
@@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".
the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing. what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast. you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya , but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol
The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL
@@dizxie9810 I mean the first thing they said is that is impossible to almost everything that happens in the fast saga and I'm like no shit genious, almost all movies in the action genre are unrealistic, we just watch them for entertaining, not to learn about science😅
As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.
I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.
Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over
@@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust...
"the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.
This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.
When Dom stomped the Parking Garage in half, someone in the movie theater stood up and left and the ONLY reaction from the rest of the crowd was someone yelling "oh THIS is where you draw the line? fawk off then"
They had me as far as cars punching through the side of mountains; that's what finished it for me... I mean, it's like: are they taking the rise out of themselves, or as someone who's spent 12 quid into the cinema to see the film, are they just taking the pi55 out of me?!
Hahaha, ive only ever walked out of one movie. I had gone to see it with my girlfriend at the time and a couple other friends male/female. The movie was mr. & mrs. Smith, as soon as they stopped trying to kill eachother, the plot was clear. I stood up, announced, this movie f*cking sucks, and walked out the emergency exit, to applause. Leaving my friends and gf still sitting there. They all left minutes later, and i dont think anyone in that showing made it all the way through the movie. Sometimes you just gotta go. But your story is like walking out of an avengers movie wtf were you doing here to begin with
@@richiehoyt8487 or in f9 when they flip the giant truck and somehow it speeds up despite sliding on its roof. Also magical magnets that apparantly have directional control and only grab things relevant to the plot.
I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL
People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov
Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.
@@suave605 I agree in part, as it really depends what you consider as racing...twisties, heck yeah if you are garbage you’re gonna crash a high powered car, straight quarter mile as long as you get the traction down just freaking floor it...I mean, most “street racers” I know don’t even want manual transmission anymore as automatics are getting so good...
I remember watching Furious 7 in theaters, when Dom said “The thing about street fights, is the street always wins” I said that line to my friends everyday for a week, because it was so hilariously cringy
i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins" writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?" writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them" writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"
You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference
“it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel” yeah, I think it only works if you drive an 86 and eurobeat is on the background
Nah even Takumi had a beast of an engine under the hood of his 86, as far as other 86s go, it’s even rumored that it’s the same engine Keiichi Tsuchiya had in his own 86
yeah literally the only time drivers matter is in a downhill, where the engine doesnt so much matter. and im pretty sure fast and furious was drag racing where it doesnt matter who you are as long as ur car is better than your oppenents
That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.
@@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.
in fairness, audi had been running a turbo diesel at lemans for years and did pretty well with it, and the flipkart does sounds pretty similar (at least the canned effects they used for it)
Man, this is exactly why I never watched the new Fast and the Furious movies, it's literally Vin Diesel and The Rock telling you "I'm tough" "Did I tell you that I am tough?" for 2 hours lmaooo xD.
I understand this like: if there's a fight(a bad thing to happen, because someone will get hurt) the street(the bad influencies) already won. But maybe I'm pushing too dar.
@@viniciuspaiva3889 you are right, and that would defintely be an existing phrase that means "stay out of street fights and stay out of trouble", and youngsters would hear this from elders because it's a good metaphor. But in the scene the LITERAL street is breaking up below Dom and Shaw, and Dom throws in this phrase that both characters have probably heard in real life and turns it into something funny. As in Dom just dropped a dad joke in the middle of their brawl. 😂
4:09 this is a callback to the First movie when Brian enters his 1st race against Dom, he says "I got no cash but I got my pink slip... if I win I get the cash AND the Respect, to some people that's more important." which is actually also great character development for Dom cause he too thought it was cringe when Brian first said it.
It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.
especially since he thought he killed his girlfriend. You don't macho over your love's murderer for ego, you just kill him and make sure the bastard's dead.
I wasn't looking at the screen when I heard it at first, so I was thinking maybe they were adding each car's horsepower for a total but then I realized the context of the scene.
It's a play on the old Henry Ford quote: One of Henry Ford's famous quotes about the Model T was, "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black."
There are so many lines we couldn't fit in this video! What's your favorite quote that we missed?
Cum
The 20 speed transmission in every car is cringe
Donut media bring up to speed back
32 Minutes of actually good content. Thank you, James and Nolan, for your dedication.
WHERE THE HELL IS UP TO SPEED
-me now
I never noticed how hood brian was in the 2nd one 😂 “lmk right quick” “forget about it cuh” LMAOO
pockets aint empty cuh
I thought i was the only one lol
I like to think tyrese was feeding him those lines or something I can't think of any reason his character would change that much from the first movie.
how did you not notice it? that shit was terrible. He's never been a great actor to begin with, but the code switching as soon as he's talking to Roman was just wack as fuck.
@@hostileaks4495 it sounded like the first time in his life that he wanted to try to "west coast hood", because of course that's how we all talk. He should've said, "no, I'm not saying that stupid shit".
This cringe is strong, but not as strong as family
*Mexican music starts playing*
@@vanessalionel7614 omg yess hahahah
im crying
@@vanessalionel7614 Ao quen diga quien soy, lo bandolero donde oy...
Family was the ultimate cringe all along!!
When my friend points out my car hasn’t moved in three months
Me:Forget about it cuh
HELP THERES A BOT HEEEELP
@@Nate34 there's too many of them! Save yourself!
Try 7 years...
@@weirdbeardgarage lmao gl
Poor F me Rita. I'm sure she'll be satisfied by posting in the youtube comments of a popular video. Hang in there, Sweetheart
When Dom goes “…pussy”, and Nolan turns an entirely different color while laughing…that’s the good stuff right there 😂
Wait they bleeped it, how did you know what he said?!?!
Its not censored in the movie of course@@Andrewje85
Yeah, the whole point was ruined when they censored the exact word they were talking about, censorship is ruining us.
@@Slask69 unfortunately is part of youtube's sytem now. say a word on their everchanging list and your channel starts getting shadowbanned.
@@Elipson52008 Thats not true at all.
The way Paul walker says “I need Nos” like he’s a junkie
No he says "NAWZ". THAT is what makes it so funny! And a motec exhaust hahaha that's like saying superchip wheels lol
He's addicted to the nos energy drink lol
@@andrewmccumber5871 not from uk
thats back when he was hangin with steve o
its like Ozzy Osbourne
Everytime Dom says *FAMILY* , 500HP get's added to all of his cars
So that must be how he had 5000 horsepower in the scene where they all harpoon his car!
He's really just been giving his party a buff all this time
loooooooooooooooool
L
😂
"Doesn't matter what's under the hood what matters is who's behind the wheel"
Me in my moms corolla: 👁👄👁
That Line is suitable for the first and second seasons Initial D only.
@@YuShawStang agreed
the funniest thing is that most they do is drag racing.
what's "under the hood" is 99% what matters, if you got a faster car to win you just need to do a decent launch and shifting fast.
you could launch the car with the skills of a dragster driver and be shifting as fast as keiichi tsuchiya
, but if your opponent's car is potentially half a second faster on the quart and he can do a decent launch you'll definitely lose lmao
who cares who's behind the wheel, you're not even gonna use it lol
@@YuShawStang nah, up to fourth stage.
@@HKSFangirl You are wrong. Takumi has 4A-GE, which is a big deal under the hood.
The thing about the “keep your car your respect is good enough for me” is actually very sweet it’s referring to what Brian said in the first movie about respect being more important to some people and Dom learning this from him showing that a piece of Brian lives on in dom RIP PAUL
That's the first thing I thought of!
That's deep. I like it
They just hating atp
You're reaching
@@dizxie9810 I mean the first thing they said is that is impossible to almost everything that happens in the fast saga and I'm like no shit genious, almost all movies in the action genre are unrealistic, we just watch them for entertaining, not to learn about science😅
"Did you sleep good?"
"yes."
"what did it cost?"
"my friend's office"
ouch
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@@god.mp4 Lol.
I noticed that.
"You can have any beer you want, as long as it is a Corona" - Dom best line
"what was that restaurant you wanted to take me to?"
My bad there are better, for instance "Hey Einstein take it upstairs! You can't detail a car with a cover on."
"You can have any virus you want, as long as it is a Corona"
"Pussy"
-Dom
Ad long as it's not a bud or Coors 😂
bro where is The Rock saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work” and then tearing off his cast like its a plastic bag 😂😂
I really appreciate that they have both matching Dom necklaces!!
"Imma beat you like a cherokee drum"
Idc how big you are, this threat would throw me off and make me crack up if you're about to kick my ass.
@@krimsonk-9478 the proper response is "I'm gonna take your land and introduce you to dysentery then"
@@krimsonk-9478 super sus line the first time I heard it😂😂I stared at the theater screen like 🤨
wtf thats just cool hows that cringe hahahahaha it the rock
As someone who's "slightly" older than these movies, we were saying NOS or nitrous interchangeably way before this movie was written. The movie series definitely mainstreamed a lot of terms, but definitely didn't invent anything.
CHURCH.
Exactly
I think NFS underground made nos popular not Fast franchise. But not sure if other countries share the same lol
Absolutely!!
Yup. Nitrous, nitro, NOS, even laughing gas. And that's in Europe. Even heard someone call it "euphoria shot".
The line where the rock says "daddy's gotta go to work" and literally explodes his arm cast by flexing is an 11/10
Incredible moment 👏👏👏
Holy f lmao im so glad i quit watching after Tokyo drift
Maybe the most cringiest line of the series. 😆
@@ddm62571 lol yeah, it's in my top 3 for sure
@@youknow2849 Im glad I quit watching after the first one. I think I'm *up to speed* just by watching this video
"You just earned a dance with the devil, boy. You are under arrest" sounds like a Steven Seagal line.
Omg so true !! ^^
Ya I here the line in his voice
If a kid said that at any point he’d definitely get my respect lol 😂
Stolen from the first Batman movie
Seagal is the king of cringe
They should call the 10th movie “fast 10 your seatbelts”
dude yes my guy
Yes.
nice
Most people would call that cringe*
Even tho it sounds good .
I died out of laughing
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time" was expecting this to show up. i laughed a lot in this one. thanks donut.
I like that line
@@heyhocodyo97 Shows how single-minded Dom is, but also how free he is at the same time.
Can someone explain pls? Not native english:(
“Do you even know what DK stands for?”
“Donkey kong?”
“Nah, DRIFT KING”
I thought that was rather funny actually
@@markdelauwste it is
That was pretty funny.
That was a good one
Do you even know what DP stands for?
😉
James and Nolan: *breathes*
Lady in the background: *HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA*
Thats where the cringe is
She's having fun. Remember that feeling?
I think it might even be fake
I bet, every time she laughs, she pops a lung out. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ....... !!! lol
It’s annoying
Tokyo Drift:
-what are you doing talking to my girl?!
-well she was just admirin’...*turns head* mah riiiiideee.
*guy in the background *
“mah riiiiide”
@@martinv3126 and that's in the subtitles so it wasn't adlibbed lol some guy got paid to obnoxiously yell Mahh Rayyhhhddeee, lololol
Hahahahahhahahaahhahahaahhahahaahahahahahahahagagahahahahhaahhaahhaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahaahahahahagagag
wow you watched the video aswell??
Na it’s mah raaaaaade
I just discovered this channel. Love it. I'm a nurse and this video reminds me of how healthcare workers yell at the TV when watching medical shows. I didn't think about any other types of careers. I like how this is mechanics doing the same thing with car movies. So funny.
Haha, sorta same thing here: I’m a remodeling contractor, sometimes I loose my sanity when I watch a house flipping episode in tv. I have been known to pause the show, rewind it, and show my wife the mistake they just made.
I'm sorry but that Ludacris line about divorce is actually hilarious, has to be a 0
right that's what I was thinking. It wasn't cringy at all I just lmao
I think most of his lines is just him talking no script
Sameee
Yeah and it's soooo original. Literally never done before.
It wasn't cringy...the men get it!
“I said forget about it cuh” - Best line ever.
😂😂😂💀
EJECTO SEATOO CUHHH
@@gabrielperez2198
That’s definitely the one lol
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
@@ultimatum117052 yeah but he still won’t have over 100k under the hood like Johnny Tran 😂
James: **Says something funny**
Woman in background: ahAhAHAHAHAHA
I swear she was doing it just for attention
That laugh made me cringe more than any of the lines hahaha
That was the only thing that made me spit out my cereal during this whole thing. love her !
Haha I loved it.
@@843arms "woman has fun in a video" you: THIS IS CRINGE
This might be my favorite Donut video. This is two buddies talking shop about one of their favorite things. 10/10
Suki as she is jumping the bridge: “Smack that ass.” I’ve been so confused by that line for years
Or when she hits the RX-7 and says "Bend over boy". 🙃
Yesss
I hated that since the first time I've heard it
It just doesn't make any goddamn sense
I think it means how hard the rear of the car is going to smack the concrete when it lands and as for “bend over boy” she’s hitting it from the back so bend over
@@Abel-Alvarez Suki and Orange had a quarrel at the beginning of the race, then Orange taunts Suki with a sexual innuendo and other types of taunts. But Orange is hogging both lanes of the road which leads to Suki tailgating him. Suki is pissed at Orange so she taunts him with a sexual innuendo. Orange lost focus on the race and came in so hot around a corner, which in turn he left a wide enough gap. Which Suki takes advantage of and overtakes him within the race.
One half of that quote is a sexual innuendo and the other half is her way of stating Newton's laws of gravity.
Best line: "you got anything to eat up in there? We HONGRY"
Hongry 😂😂😂
"we ain't hongry no more bra"
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What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
Donut Media
Hahahahah XD
The girl's laugh is so consistent it almost sounds like it's canned
IKR
(some camera/set lady.)
It is, mostly
Like she was payed to laugh at the dumb jokes.
It was kinda annoying, ngl
I wasn’t the only one to notice and the ones she laughed at weren’t that funny
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry's and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust...
"the thing about street fights, the street always wins" Is by far the worst one in all of fast and furious. especially since they tried to make it a good one-liner and paused the scene to deliver it.
It would work if every street fight happened during a earthquake
@@Anteatereatingants or if every street street had a vin diesel superhero to stomp their foot and break the floor in 3
I loudly said “wtf?” in the theater and then me and my friends missed like a minute of the movie from laughing so much
This one felt like it should have been a callback to something Vince said to Brian in the first movie while fighting over the tuna no crust, but that just never even happened. It's a brand new line (kinda dumb one at that) that they just throw out like it's been in the 7 previous films as well.
Plus, when he says it, he isn't even standing in the street he's standing on a roof XD
“Better hide your baby oil”
“Better hide that big ass forehead”
nah that was the funniest line in movie history
That is literally the best line in entire franchise im serious
that was so great wym
Lol that was a GREAT line not to mention it wasn’t even in the script. Pretty good improv if you ask me
Thats funny i got to admit
"I'll have the tuna on rye"
"No crust?"
"Nooooo crruuuust"
Gets me every time
i think its tuna on white.
Those 2 were destined for each other from the very first moment we see Brian eat Mia's tuna 😏
Vince doesn't like it when Brian leaves the Tuna creamy
Guys...the exact quote doesn't matter!
Because No one likez the f**King tuna!
My bad, I think you're right, it's been a min since I've seen the OG FnF 😂
"Forget about it cuh" is a national Treasure.
When Dom stomped the Parking Garage in half, someone in the movie theater stood up and left and the ONLY reaction from the rest of the crowd was someone yelling "oh THIS is where you draw the line? fawk off then"
I’m dying at this comment
Lmfao amazing
They had me as far as cars punching through the side of mountains; that's what finished it for me... I mean, it's like: are they taking the rise out of themselves, or as someone who's spent 12 quid into the cinema to see the film, are they just taking the pi55 out of me?!
Hahaha, ive only ever walked out of one movie. I had gone to see it with my girlfriend at the time and a couple other friends male/female. The movie was mr. & mrs. Smith, as soon as they stopped trying to kill eachother, the plot was clear. I stood up, announced, this movie f*cking sucks, and walked out the emergency exit, to applause. Leaving my friends and gf still sitting there. They all left minutes later, and i dont think anyone in that showing made it all the way through the movie. Sometimes you just gotta go. But your story is like walking out of an avengers movie wtf were you doing here to begin with
@@richiehoyt8487 or in f9 when they flip the giant truck and somehow it speeds up despite sliding on its roof. Also magical magnets that apparantly have directional control and only grab things relevant to the plot.
“I said forget about it cuh” - The Late Paul Walker’s greatest line
Fuhgetabout it cuh
Arguably the greatest line in film history.
El cuhhhh
What a bout "Bridge!?!"
Did he mean cuz?
One of the producers laughs is like revving a Honda.
😂😂😂 that was a good one man
Like a parrot too
it is, but it's also contagious...love it!
16:58?
Kinda annoying
“It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.” Vin Sorento, Superfast! (2015)
You guys forgot when Tyreese said “you better hide the baby oil” and The Rock responded with “you better hide that big ass forehead” 😭☠️
fun fact that was all improvised and Ludacris's reaction is genuine
I thought that was funny as hell
@@markmcdonald6665 same..i almost choked on my popcorn when i heard that
@@0Heeroyuy01 yeah thats what makes it even better when you rewatch it ahaha
That was actually funny though and completely improvised😂
“it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
me in my riced out 2002 altima 2.5: 👁👄👁
Me with a stock 93 integra: 👁👄👁
How about a 07....
...PRIUS!😆
You are speed
Mean while I got my s197 5.0 coyote with turbo but if dom drove your car I’m getting the gap sauce 😂😂
@@user-cg9zq4bt5q sheeesh bro sends civics with laptops to grapple bees
Shaw: I have a job for you.
Dom: I'm out.
Shaw: But family.
Dom: You son-of-a-gun, I'm in.
James and Nolan's friendship on full display ❤️
“Your respect is good enough for me” I think that’s a nod to Paul Walker’s line that talks about respect in the original Fast and Furious
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Since we see him again in the movie, it feels like "now you own me a favor"
I love the alternate reality, where Dom says "The Street Always Wins" and stomps his feet....but absolutely nothing happens.
And this is why he became the bad guy in F8, he was just traumatized and wanted revenge from the street
@@valentincelestite9861 what? That is definitely not even close to why he went rogue
@@acorn4461 But it's an alternate reality so I think it's possible x)
@@acorn4461 shut up
Or better, He sprains his ankle.. and Jason just shoots hi.
Favorite quote: “I said forget about it cuhh”
Its a edgar cuh thats why
WOW, literally an Edgar saying "Cuh". This is magic.
To this day I wonder “did Brian really say cuhh??..”
Bruh, I fuckin hated that line n how many times tht shit was used. Like you just couldnt get over how bad it was lol.
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"sleep is the most important meal of the day", on the other hand, is one of the best lines i've heard in my life.
Dom's "Your respect is good enough for me." line is a throwback to the first movie when Brian raced Dom for his respect.
Sort of but I wouldn't give them credit for that
I know right
I think they choose to put that line in the movie in honor of Paul Walker tho.
It wasn't cringe at all.
They could have included/delivered that way better than that.
@@sakuraa2008 They put everything in recent films for Brian to the point the blue Skyline is his character now.
"I said forget about it cuh" is the best line in any movie ever.
It’s was so. Genuine it had to be improvised 😂
I forgot how full of cringe these movies are
“EJECTO SEATO CUH!” comes second😂
Eject-o seat-o cuh!
It’s alright but I prefer Rome’s “we hungry”
Be honest, we all want a Fast and Furious with street races again.
I knew the series was dead in fast five when they do a huge setup for s street race and then just cut to them driving in with the cars they won. Like WHAT THE HELL
But it "endorses people to copy that illegal behaviour on our beloved streets and we can't encourage that!!!" -Cops, Mayors, Karens
That's what got us into it in the 1st place
People try to recreate so many times the truck stunt from first movie that they decided to do kid friendly stuff instead same goes for wwf/wwe ikno different subjects but same pov
Watch craig liebermans video he helped on the first 2 fast and furious’ and explains why they stray away from the street racing scene. I cant remember what he says but it makes a little bit of sense.
The dumbest thing is they describe them as their favorite movies.
"It doesn't matter what's under hood"-dom said as a Koenigsegg pulled up.
Narrator: "what was under the hood did in fact matter."
When keeping it real goes wrong
They “race” on a straight line too most of the times...what’s under the hood absolutely matters...
@@joebar52 no mostly the driver. If a bad garbage driver is driving the agera r then he’d be crashing into cars and trees, cause of the speed.
@@suave605 I agree in part, as it really depends what you consider as racing...twisties, heck yeah if you are garbage you’re gonna crash a high powered car, straight quarter mile as long as you get the traction down just freaking floor it...I mean, most “street racers” I know don’t even want manual transmission anymore as automatics are getting so good...
that scooby doo line deserved a 10,,literally had me dying at the woo woo part!!!
Agree, that's like the poster child of cringe
supposedly that shit came from the two of them trying to constantly throw eachother off during filming by improvising.
It's so bad! The first dude didn't even do a high voice anyway
Agreed
Bro sounded like he said the n word but I don’t think he did
"Do you know who is dk?"
"DONKEY KONG? "
That’s my favorite fast line
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Surprised that line didn't make it lol
Holy fuck I died at Jameses reaction with the “Im gunna kick your ass if you aint gunna be a good father” 😂😂🤣🤣
They missed the best lien in the whole franchise, EJECTO SEAT-O CUZ
Fr 😂
That line isn’t cringy. It’s iconic.
Use em bus tokens partner.
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I love that line! hahaha
I remember watching Furious 7 in theaters, when Dom said “The thing about street fights, is the street always wins” I said that line to my friends everyday for a week, because it was so hilariously cringy
I love the thought of you going around saying this hahahah
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All of Dom’s lines are dumb
Y’all just forget “more than you can afford pal, Ferrari”
Nah that’s just how Ferrari owners are
“Closes laptop” Smoke him
That's just a average Ferrari owner
If only he knew that Dom had made so much money off of stolen DVD players
The gringiest part of that line is the fact that the car Dom and Brian were in cost waaayyy more to build than the guys ferrari cost.
“You never had your car” will forever be my favorite line out of these movies.
It goes so hard.👌
The street wins will always be the cringiest line for me. I remember bursting out in uncontrollable laughter when I heard it in the theater. 😂
I cringe every single time I hear it
That one and “words haven’t even been invented yet” were the ones that made me physically cringe in the theaters
Oh yeah, I lost it when he said that shit then he just did his little stomp to collapse the whole structure lmfao
i can just imagine the screenwriter room during that scene
writer 1 "and then he say's 'the street always wins"
writer 2 "sweet... but wait aren't they on a roof in this scene?"
writer 1 "yea shut up, and then he's gonna stomp and the whole building they're standing on is gonna collapse around them"
writer 2 *exhaling a lung full of nitrous oxide* "...awesome"
And the earthbending, masterpiece of cringe
I'm convinced everyone in the fast films except Statham is drunk
Putting that Corona sponsorship to use I guess lol
wait only in the last ones? I think all of them are bad
They aren't drunk, they're on mushrooms.
@@AzureRaven2 😂
Would explain the constant crashes with no serious injuries
you put "Granny Shiftin" on a t shirt I'm buying off the first press in every color boys believe that 😂
Love your channel
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What do you get when you put 2 socially awkward guys and 1 annoying girls voice in the background..?
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They couldn't, Universal would sue them bad
stick to Indycar yankee
You should've added Dom's line from number 1 where he says "Almost had me? You never had me you never had your Car" The way he says it makes it extremely Cringe and also he did almost have Dom Cause it was less than a 4 second difference
“Try 5”
Plot twist: Shaw was actually talking about shoe sizes
No he meant 5 horsepower
Edgy Car bruh
Worsts one was Dom says:
"Show me how you ride I show you who you are."
PHRASING
how could anyone want to say that since it was in the movie
Nah that one was actually nice
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The girl laughing in the background is like me laughing at my crush’s jokes.
So true 😂😂
Word xD
Yes
Sounds like a hyena
@cancerbath its a trap
I will always thank Donut for that yellow time bar so i can skip the ad lol its the little things that make this channel great
“it doesn’t matter what’s under the hood. all that matters is who’s behind the wheel”
yeah, I think it only works if you drive an 86 and eurobeat is on the background
Nah even Takumi had a beast of an engine under the hood of his 86, as far as other 86s go, it’s even rumored that it’s the same engine Keiichi Tsuchiya had in his own 86
Bunta Fujiwara - **Smokes in approval**
yeah literally the only time drivers matter is in a downhill, where the engine doesnt so much matter. and im pretty sure fast and furious was drag racing where it doesnt matter who you are as long as ur car is better than your oppenents
Dont u dare hate on my 86
and you are in a japanese cartoon/manga
The Paul Walker “cuh” line is so cringe it loops back around to being a good line
Stop callin it cringe, cuh
That line was supposed to be that way
“Cuh” is Florida slang so it made sense since 2 Fast was in Miami
@@jaynyce5923 still cringe as shit
@@jaynyce5923 still turbo cringey
Cringiest line / scene for me was Dom saying: “This is Brazeealll!” With arms wide open.
With the subtitles reading "This is Brazil" across the screen like we couldn't tell? LMAO I agree that shit was hilarious cringe tho
Yes! Thank you!
That shi was kinda real tho cuz it shows americans how other countries are run by the mafia n not the government. A lot of Americans really dont know that exists.
@@Realizinq the organized crime in brazil is actually way worse than that. The cringe was an american rich dude trying to act tough and actually commanding the gangs.
@@Douglastrds Bruh.. Seriously.. You makin' that out to be like if that really happened lol, in a damn movie!
This is the funniest video I’ve seen on the channel!! Watched it multiple times!! Please do cringiest/dumbest lines from other car movies!!
*Flipkart sounds like an F1 car*
Brian: “It’s a turbo diesel”
in fairness, audi had been running a turbo diesel at lemans for years and did pretty well with it, and the flipkart does sounds pretty similar (at least the canned effects they used for it)
"Sounds like something you'd run at Le Mans" at what point in time was a turbo diesel used at all in Le Mans?
@@Weird_Cat_Thingy audi r10 tdi. Ran from 06 through 09, won 75% of its races.
@@Weird_Cat_Thingy DU-MB
@@Weird_Cat_Thingy every car Audi has entered since 06
The girls laugh in the background literally is killing me.
Cringy remove her. Not girl sounds lie 50 yo women
Yeah was annoyin me alot too lol
She has the joker laugh
In a good way or a bad way?
@@CWINDOWSsystem32 good way.
Nolan: Blinks
James: Coughs
Bridgette: *ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOLOL* 😂 🤯
*manial laughter*
Bridgette out here laughing like she's at a party and just saw her ex and is now trying to prove she's having a good time without him.
Bruh! lmaooo
@@Waanie spot on hahaha
Drop it cuh
Man, this is exactly why I never watched the new Fast and the Furious movies, it's literally Vin Diesel and The Rock telling you "I'm tough" "Did I tell you that I am tough?" for 2 hours lmaooo xD.
“The street always wins” makes sense if you’ve seen a street fight, someone hits someone else, and the street is the last hit someone takes
I understand this like: if there's a fight(a bad thing to happen, because someone will get hurt) the street(the bad influencies) already won.
But maybe I'm pushing too dar.
@@viniciuspaiva3889 you are right, and that would defintely be an existing phrase that means "stay out of street fights and stay out of trouble", and youngsters would hear this from elders because it's a good metaphor.
But in the scene the LITERAL street is breaking up below Dom and Shaw, and Dom throws in this phrase that both characters have probably heard in real life and turns it into something funny. As in Dom just dropped a dad joke in the middle of their brawl. 😂
@@indigoward4396 totally a daddy joke 🤣
Tô me, this is the best Dom's quote.
See... That's probably your streetlights but the ones I've seen (And been in) people get knocked out before they even fall.
@@viniciuspaiva3889 the fact we gotta analyze the damn line for it to make sense proved it's a Terrible Line.
"I don't need Physics, I got Family"
They didn’t even include “you can have whatever you want, as long as it’s a corona” lmao
Shh i love that line, I buy coronas just so I can use it hahaha
line has been stuck in my head the last year
@@Zfusion911 same tf why else would i
@@tientje98 me and my bro quote it all the time for no reason, literally be drinking water and say it
@@Zfusion911 in my household we dont call em coronas we call em toretto's xD
Love the energy between these guys
"You know what DK stands for right?" "Donkey Kong?"
Drift king
HAHAHA forgot about this one
I really thought that one was going to be there😭😭😭
One of my favorites
That was pretty badass
Everyone need a girl who laughs at your jokes like the girl in the background. Ha-ha-HAAAAAAA
Shes making the mood better lol
She’s lowkey made the video. 😂🤩
8:33
@@michaelmcwilliams8042 she seems nice
@@Felix-jo5iq 24:39 + 26:07
Vin Diesel is the 3rd most popular bald guy in his own franchise.
Lol 🤣
dAAAAAAAAaaMn You're not wrong though.
Ehhhhhhh
Idk I kinda liked one of the stand ins background bald guys. The way he stood there. Perfect.
the girl laughing in the back is almost dying every second
“20% angel, 80% devil” ... I’m pretty sure I’ve seen those in 25cent sticker machines they used to have in cheap pizza parlors back in the 90s
These young grasshoppers can’t appreciate how accurate this comment is
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@@afrocansoul people born in 2000 are now 21 years old.... *MAKE IT STOP!!!* 😭
It reminded me of that site blingee that you could use to "bling" out your myspace page.
was gonna like,ill leave it at 69
You just unlocked memories from my childhood
Hobbs: He's got 2000 hp
Tej: Try 3000
Shaw: Try 5000
Me, watching the movie: How bout a million?
It's over 9000!!!!!!!
@@itsgojoverfr with jet engines or NRHA hemi big blocks, 100% possible!
Not for very long though!
This made me laugh so damn hard 🤣
SAME!!
@@robbdudeson346 😂😂😂😂
Fast and Furious 11: "They're not Deceptions... they're family"
Uhh decepticons...?
@@michaeldavid1566 with how ridiculous the series is getting her shouldn't be surprised if it happens.
4:09 this is a callback to the First movie when Brian enters his 1st race against Dom, he says "I got no cash but I got my pink slip... if I win I get the cash AND the Respect, to some people that's more important." which is actually also great character development for Dom cause he too thought it was cringe when Brian first said it.
"Daddy's gotta go to work!" *flexes out of arm cast* You can't miss that one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yep thats a 9
10 on the cringe scale
I fully expected that one to be on the list
Came here to make this comment
The last time I was this early, fast and furious was actually about cars and NOT 3 bald guys fighting bots
@F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? BOT
*me slowly adding together all the bald characters like I'm in the 3rd grade* "DAMN THERE ARE 3 BALD GUYS"😂
It *never ever was* about cars (nor street racing) in the first place. It's an *ACTION* movie franchise where the cars and driving/racing are (or at least were) included.
“What’s the retail for one of those” “more than you can afford pal, FERRAARRRII”
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Smoke'em
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The line that made mkIV fanbois the world over, and convinced them that a 2jz with an intake and exhaust could beat a Bugatti Veyron...
They did mention they missed a few and yeah I agree that this was quite cringy lol
" what's the difference between an 800HP supra and an 1800HP supra? Nothing. They both run 12s."
I can’t believe they left off “You almost had me? You never even had your car!”
that is not how the line goes
“You never had me. You never had your car”
Nah actually that's a badass line to say after you win a pinkslip...
How's that cringe though
Dom is the only type of guy to say “Pussy” after murdering someone by sandwich press
Exactly and it's not off Character
Nah, sounds like something Riddick would say
@@stckarma6673 as if they’d have sandwich presses in that place
Yeah, it's like "Pussy. If i were you, i would have survived after that" lol
especially since he thought he killed his girlfriend. You don't macho over your love's murderer for ego, you just kill him and make sure the bastard's dead.
The “Try x horsepower” lines are an 11/10 for me. It was hard to listen to
Try 13/10..
As a younger, dumber, enthusiast-wannabee audience, that line messed up my logic for quite awhile
yah its definitely 2nd hand embarrassment level cringe.
I wasn't looking at the screen when I heard it at first, so I was thinking maybe they were adding each car's horsepower for a total but then I realized the context of the scene.
5k hp in a street car lmao
RIP OG Donut Crew. I’ll never forget when car content was actually fun.
Kevin Hart hit the nail on the head when he said all The Rock movies are just a bunch of tough guy lines 😂
"Come see Dwayne Johnson playing The Rock playing The Same Character in Every Movie! THIS SUMMER IN IMAX!"
@@thisdude9363 It's what the people want
@@MJW238Not anymore lol he's hated by almost everyone now.
@@LexyThomas134 As he should be. I mean, the dude has a clause in his contract that he cannot lose in any movie he's in. His ego is high in oblivion.
@@LexyThomas134can you tell me why he’s hated now? i must’ve missed something because i never heard anything of the sort to be honest
Just imgine Dom saying „the street always wins“ and then just stomping on the ground an nothing happens
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That would’ve been legendary 😂😂😂
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ahhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA!
woulda been 100/10 cringe
this must be the raw cut before they added the CG
That girl in the background is having the time of her life 😂...
made the video so funny lol
Pretty annoying sometimes 😂😂
@@StewCrew72 Very annoying to me personally. Seem like she was trying to be heard 🤷🏾♂️ just my opinion.
@@jaelyn546 agreed
I thought that was just a random laugh they threw in.. cringe level solid 10!
They suddenly forgot the meaning of cringe
“The thing about street fights... the streets always win” THATS always been a 10 cringe
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That's a line? Lmao
@@SilverShadow02 Yeah Dom says it to deckard shaw in furious when they fight in the car park.
i say thats a 50 on the cringe scale.
“U can have any brew u want as long as it’s a corona”
Corona Beer Company: Yes! Nailed it Vin Diesel!
Coronavirus: 👁👄👁
Ive been using that line for 20 years
The weird thing about that is that Corona never paid them to do all that
It's a play on the old Henry Ford quote:
One of Henry Ford's famous quotes about the Model T was, "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black."
From Fast Five:
Dom: "My fatha? I remember everythang about my faaaatha"
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@@youknow2849 Stfu
I don't 😭
@@spidermonkey6987 im gonna go ahead and say whatever the f i want cause you ain't gonna do sht about it