F9: The Fast Saga Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 26 чер 2021
- Step inside the pitch meeting that led to F9: The Fast Saga!
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Dominic Toretto is back, baby! For the ninth time! He’s in his fifties now! The Fast and Furious franchise, which began as a movie about underground street racing is back with an entry which literally goes to space. And Vin Diesel swings a car from a rope like Tarzan. Also, the title is F9, for some reason!
F9: The Fast Saga definitely raises some questions. Like how did Mr Nobody actually make it seem like Han died, specifically? How do none of these thousands of bullets have any impact on any of the main characters? Why does illegal street racing lead to people have such incredible international spy skills? How did Jakob Toretto grow so much in his early twenties? How has Dom the family man never mention the fact that he has a literal brother? Why is Cardi B here?!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to F9: The Fast Saga ! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Raya and the Last Dragon would be a great pitch meeting. "So the moral of the story is just keep trusting people blindly no matter how many times they betray you until it works"
Jojo Rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit!
“How is he qualified to be president?!”
“He was in illegal street racing”
Didn't know that President Camacho and Donald Trump were both in illegal street racing!
"Oh, presidential candidates who were former street racers are TIGHT!"
@@BlacksmithFilter1 So was Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Bush
Man, jokes like this are supposed to get funnier the more you think about them, not more depressing...
@@adrianchatman5734 😂 yes!
"It feels like the action sequences won't have any stakes whatsoever"
"Well, that's fine 'cause I'm vegan anyway"
I was not ready for that joke 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
Killing vegans is *not* a hate crime. 🤣🤣🤣
It's the jokes you weren't prepared for that get the biggest laughs.
@@carlsiouxfalls definitely. subverting expectations is a big part of comedy.
That one killed me lmao
*F10* : *_Otto's wealthy father is actually Doms father who is not Dead_*
Nah most likely one of the people in the villain Organization from Hobbs and Shaw, I can't remember what they're called.
Eteon....
somebody get Batista on the phone, we're gonna need a new wrestler for this!
Annnddddd Paul walker will somehow return
@@AnnaSa92 eteons director was Ryan Reynolds in Hobbs and shaw
The last lines of “How have we never seen Dom’s brother before” “We can get creative with casting” had me 🤣🤣🤣
@MRV GAMER John Cena’s gimmick when in the WWE was “you can’t see me” so that’s why we’ve never “seen” him in the F&F franchise before.
fire!
Dude this comment and that statement is highly underrated
@WWE UPDATES haha you were lying weren’t you?!?
It took me whole 3 seconds to get the joke
F9...
Does it stand for fast? Or furious?
Dom: "actually, it stands for family"
Pure gold comments
F stands for Torreto
I know it dosent make any sense but neither the movie does.. 😐
Underrated comment!!!!! Loool
@@anikboss4129 oh family is tight!!
@@thepubknight6144 Only in Alabama XD
" how could he hold the Infinity gauntlet?"
" illegal street racing"
I actually laughed. Good one
"because Groot is in this movie and he knows guys that have held it"
Nice 👍
"Family"
@@markmac2206 oh watered down plots and lack of any physics in the fast and furious films that made billions worldwide is tight!!!!
The Next F&F movie:
Dom: "What happens when you drive your car faster than the speed of light?... You go back in time"
Letty: "But Dom that's not possible"
Dom: "Anything's possible...when you got Family"
I actually would pay money to see a Fast and Furious film do Back to the Future.
It might happen honestly
At this point, nothing is impossible
Bro fast and furious can do anything I hope they race on dinosaurs
or they meet avengers in a crossover and face alternating version of themselves
2001: Street racing
2011: Multi million dollar bank heists
2021: Space travel
2031: Intergalactic exploration
We might see Elon Musk in the next fast saga. Family to the moon👪 🚀
Or maybe… TIME TRAVEL?
@@daveman4321 Maybe they will use a DeLorean.
@@DChrls 😆
2041: Inter dimensional Race wars
Vin Diesel walked into the set during the first day and set a physics book on fire.
Jellal!!!
I read that as "physical book" I wasnt surprised at all
With his mind
Dead Physics Society
Physics
“We don’t got physics, we got family”
-Dom
except it sounds like "wel dun gahphics, wel gahfumle" ah the mumble growling madman strikes again.
The F is for fysics 🤣
@@markmac2206 oh my god😂😂
@@Ownyx Nice!
Except in space
“How is it possible that we’ve never seen this guy?”
_It’s all coming together…_
I'm dead 😂😂
This should have more likes.
Yo I finally got the refrence lol
"The audacity of including a line like that" is absolute gold 😂😂😂
FF10 : Chronicles of the Furious
Writer: “So dom is fighting the devil with the ancient staff of Ra on the hood of Dodge Charger during a ‘twisted metal’ style street race in hell, and he’s winning because he has the knowledge of the ancients ones”
Producer: “but how did he get the knowledge of the ancient ones?”
Writer: “well see, he used to do illegal street racing…”
It’s all about family
boom head shot.
No it's too soon to be street racing in hell
We first save the world from aliens using kung furious fast racing super powers
Which would open up a possible crossover with transformers
Dom driving Optimus prime
Such an underrated comment 👍
Spoilers!! ;D
Watching a pitch meeting without seeing the movie yet is super easy, barely an inconvenience !!
Well cause I don't really care about the series anymore....spoilers don't matter lol
I was more excited for the pitch meeting then the movie
Ye pitch meetings are tight
😂 Same thing I was thinking
I did not watch film first
"We are gonna have a fire fight in the jungle which has fantastic roads", "ooh, a very well maintained jungle..." LMAO
Top tier banter right there.
"How come we have never seen Dom's brother"
Because You Can't See Him
i dont know who your on about i never seen him :P
I just now got that class last joke “clever casting”
Thank you. I don’t watch wrestling and didn’t get that last joke. Once you said “you can’t see me” I remembered the Cena memes. Thanks bro.
And he can't see Taiwan. 😂
I actually missed that joke, thanks lol
Seeing the pitch meeting before the movie itself is “TIGHT”!!!
It isn’t released yet in my country but I couldn’t prevent spoiling it for myself.
I've never been so uninterested in watching a movie like i am for f9 especially since i've watched all the 8 movies and was a huge fun all the way till fast five
Yeah yeah yeah
Wow wow wow
@@RadTrav270 wow.... wow
I always ask my heart surgeon: Do you have a background in illegal street racing? If they say no, I choose a different surgeon.
How often do you have heart surgery?
@@dominikschaller every other week. Sometimes twice in a week.
Smart
@@bullymaguire6388 That makes sense. Ya gotta keep that puppy maintained
Dude how often do u need to go to a heart surgeon
"Maybe we get creative with casting."
and physics,
and human body endurance,
and how guns work,
Screw it, Dom is an X-Men, and secret Avenger.
He is Groot anyway🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe he didn’t mention the fact that Dom’s brother is a tall Nordic white guy that looks nothing like him or his dad at all.
I hope in F10 there’s a big reveal that he was adopted and everyone’s just like 😮😮😮
I'm pretty sure the whole family is adopted. You notice no one ever talks about a "mom"
Vin Diesel is White though
F 10 plot: The cars they were driving were Autobots all along.
Clearly a crossover with Transformers is the only way the series can go
worse, dom had a secret chick who had a baby together and letty got angry and mr nobody turned bad and then dwayne johnson killed han just stop this bullshit
At this point in both franchises, I mean, why not? That might as well be a thing that happens.
Yeah, why not...Brixton Lore the villian in Hobbs and Shaw, his motorbike transformed a little...Lol
I hope so
Protip: Add "illegal street racing" to your resume. You'll get any job you want!
Oh, stating your involvement in a felony to boost your employability is TIGHT!
And getting references for said felonies is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Ohhhh! The audacity of including a line like that...
Wow wow wow
@@whocares9033 best part of the meetings haha
That bridge swing had me doubled over with laughter
This movie is beyond ridiculous.
This series has officially become a parody of itself. F10 is going to be nuts.
FasTEN your seatbelts
@@charlesludwig8672 lmao yes! Haha so bad it's good. Fits the series.
It's been a parody of itself since the second one...
Job interviewer: So what are your strengths?
Me: I used do illegal street racing
Job interviewer: your hired
Most street racers end up incarcerated or hurt but these 1200 individuals broke that stereotype and have amassed unbelievable wealth and knowledge.
I would criticize you for using the wrong version of "you're" but you seem like you used to do illegal street racing, so I'll let it slide.
@@kevinpohlner2840 they must have been legal street racers then, totally different concept
X-FORCE!
Job Interviewer: In fact, here, have my job.
“It’s all physics, the numbers don’t lie”
“Aw the audacity of including a line like that”
That has me rolling. That’s so disrespectful to put in this movie lol.
Science is whatever I say it is!
Hahahahaha
I just imagine the meme of the derp face taking down his glasses. Like "Tf you just say😒?"
Thay was funny but I'm pretty sure it was said to make fun of how ridiculous cars going to space really is
It actually works in the movie, it's meant to be funny.
This pitch is a masterpiece! It's like the F&F films were practically invented for these videos!
3:10 That "illogical jump" joke is underrated
I lost it at “the characters from Tokyo Drift are back and they’re rocket scientists now”. This movie is ridiculous 😂
Amen to that I just saw it lol it's to crazy for words ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In their defense, they DO have a background in illegal Street racing so
Lil Bow Wow looked fat too 😂
I know you meant Riddickulous
It is ridiculous, but that's why they keep selling tickets. The same reason Jurassic world sells tickets.
The next movie better be named "Fas10 your seatbelts!".
I'm in!
You should write headlines for the NY post, that was *chef's kiss*
After the stupidity that is F9, it's almost certainly going to happen
FasTen
Bravo!
I know for a fact that this pitch meeting could have been a lot more longer if he was going for specifics
And honestly I want to watch that one
F9 presents the pitch meeting.... Extended ryan
Who else comes back to older Pitch Meetings from a franchise while waiting for Ryan to upload a Pitch Meeting from the one currently in theaters?
Ryan is going to have so much fun with the absurdity and laughably outrageous ending of Fast X.
The Pitch Meeting of Fast X came out a while ago, did you watch it?
"The guy who's all about family never mentioned he had a brother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I no right!?! He always talked about his sister
Spoiler alert
Get all the way off my back
@I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ once you laugh to the point of tears it dosent matter how many laughing crying faces you have since your constantly cry laughing
@I suffered, I learned, I changed ✞ he didn't even quote Ryan right. The kids too lazy to pause a video and type it right. 🤦
That John Cena “you can’t see me”’ joke at the end is underrated
exactly what i looked in the comments for!
@@markmac2206 me tooo xDDDD
Bro I think you just blew my mind
I didn’t even catch it the first time watching. I’m sure this went over a lot of heads, even the ones who know the John cena you can’t see me joke
@@somalipolyglot SAME
This movie looked at physics and said "I renounce thee"
2:30 I don't know why, but that got me laughing and hitting back twice in a row, especially the "what?"
3:36 that part too lol
Ryan : How is that possible we've never seen Dom's brother before.
John Cena: You can't see me
Yeah, that was the joke.
I thought it was just his spine that was invisible. But maybe that's just around the chinese government.
@@ratholin Burn 🔥
Dom Brother has been in all the movies since the very 1st one
@@siege824s8 no
"Oh, the audacity of including a line like that." For real though, it's almost parody
It must just be self parody at this point.
I died when he said that line 😂😂
Edit: I'm alright now
The two things that had me laughing most is the audacity line and the ending "you can't see me" joke😂
The other movies were still good though. I question wether it’s the curse of having cena on yr cast lol, almost all other films with him in it suffer from it.
@@mopnem it's not a curse, it's just the fact that when you're ready to cast John Cena you're scraping the bottom of the barrel and creatively bankrupt already. 💯
I've only ever watched the first movie, and this just doesn't sound like it could possibly be the same franchise
first, second, half of the third (couldn't for the live of me finish it) and parts of the four, the rest i somewhat know by youtube and comments but never actually watched and i wont, my brain can only turn off for so much bullshit
@@martinacosta3821 Five is pretty good, but it is where they crossover into the save the world this is unbelievable bullshit. The Pinball bank vault scene is where they start the paradox.
“Well that’s fine I’m vegan anyways” lol best line
"- how is it possible that we haven't SEEN this guy
-maybe we get creative with casting"
genuis
Yeah they are all about "family " yet we never heard about Doms brother? Whoops whoopsie!!!
@@leemichael2154 you cant see me
I haven't seen a F movie since the first one... I didn't get the casting joke at the end... Explain?
Cena's theme song is "Can't see me" so the reason we never saw him before is that we can't see him.
So good!
"That actuallt doesn't sound that crazy"
"With a car"
"Oh, there it is"
Fast and furious is the gift that keeps on giving for pitch meetings
2:43 I nearly pissed myself😂😂😂
“Jakob is Dom’s long lost brother which is where we’re at storytelling wise in these things” 😂
more like long lost EVIL brother - dun dun duuuuuuun.
It literally shits all over the first fast and furious scene where he's telling Brian about what happened to his father lol
@@harisrakovic559 Wait why? I don't remember much from it.
We need to work in that he's been in a coma for the past several years. And he went back in time to remove that memory from Dom. And he has a secret second wife along with a secret first wife.
they should just break down and make a Fast and Furious Soap Opera, hell have the WWE do guest spots on it.
"Spoilers ahead!" like the story even exists, let alone matters.
SPACE 😂
There is no story
Brutal, but true😂
@@user_hellothere THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN TAINTED BY CAPITALISM
... Which is precisely why I chose this "PM" over the new Black Widow one.
Man, I gotta start remembering to watch movies if I wanna watch these Pitch Meetings and not worry about spoilers.
But lucky for me, as you said, this one clearly doesn't count as a story I'd be remotely interested in. Your words. (Jk)
The face Producer Guy put after hearing they had to take down the satelite is my reason to live. You are the best Ryan
How did Ryan miss Dom abandoning his son in the middle of nowhere? 😂
Didn't he have his sister come watch him, then when she wanted to help find John Cena, she had Brian come babysit?
Well it was super easy barely a inconvenience
To be fair, Dom doesn't really care that much about family.
"The audacity of including a line like that" killed me...
😂
Same.
RIP
Literally did my first spit take in like 10 years at that line
"How is it possible we've never seen him before?"
That is the greatest finale joke in your entire series. Well-done.
I died... Im a ghost now.. Hauntimg this video to tell others how fire that joke was
@@bryguy9021 same
I didn't understand the joke. There was just a blank screen at the end...?
@@MyNameIsBucket there was an article bruh. But they leaves a blank picture about who Jakob's actor. Maybe we will get the big reveal in the movie
@@MyNameIsBucket well the brother is being played by JOHN CENA..
and his famous line is
'U CAN'T SEE ME'
So that's the joke
One of these days I’m going to watch all nine of these back to back since I’ve never seen any of them
I love how Dom made Jakob leave instead of calling the cops on him LOL
At this point, those scripts sound like the writers are just watching their 5 year olds play with Hot Wheels and write down what they do.
That makes so much sense, it's like axe cop but with cars.
Actually, the director of this movie revealed that he got the idea of Dom Tarzan swinging his car using that bridge wire when he saw his son play with his toys
This is what i told to my friend when it finished 🤣. Scriptwriter watched his 5 yo son play with hotwheels
Based on a true story the credits will say lol
@@One.Zero.One101 Hot Shots.
"It's an illogical jump, which is literally our whole thing."
This perfectly sums up what the Fast and Furious films have become. 😂
Become???
Good one bro...
What were they before lmao?
@@willnicholson18 Ngl even the first one had pretty illogical driving scenes lmao
“Selective and borderline magical magnets are tight” is the best thing that has ever been tight.
"it's happening, the meme is happening " 😆
Petition to keep "Oh, the audacity of..." as a new recurring phrase.
Agreed!
Seconded
Thirded.. ed.
4
Fived.. ed.. ed
Honestly, if they make an F&F 10, the pitch meeting should just be:
Writer: "You wanna hear about what happens in this one?"
Producer: "Nah, just go ahead and make the movie"
**Outro cord**
But over the top, ridiculous movies have the best pitch meetings
@@Datboy1991 and then they - "Nah. Just kidding. Let me hear everything!"
No
There will be a 10th one actually, which even will bleed into an 11th because the 10th installment is going to filmed as two parts. So we still have 2 more to go.
Na bro they gonna name it FX or its over
That last line was epic
The magnet thing was hilarious. Great video. Just sad you didn’t comment on the end credit scene! Stay awesome
Not watching any of the Fast or Furious movies and still enjoying their pitch meetings is TIGHT!
So true! Haven’t wasted my time or money on any after Tokyo Drift but have gladly watched the Pitch Meetings for ALL of them multiple times 🍿 😄
Not watching these horrible movies but loving their Pitch Meetings was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@turdfurgeson1643 the movies are pure cinema tho
@@HawkeyeCharmer Right. After Tokyo Drift it's like, eh really? More of this crap?
Wow wow wow wow, wow
"So it's Cardi B"
"What's going on?"
Gold.
They try to throw in a musical guest. They used to do two girls kissing too, but I think they stopped.
I imagine there is sub titles when that mush mouth commie speaks
lol yes
That last line is just pure gold.
I remember when this series was about undercover cops and street racing gangs
“The guy that’s all about family has a brother he never mentioned?” Lost it at that haha
I’ll help you find it
@@simonwyzik8661 No throw it back
his brother was john Cena so he couldn't have seen him anyway
'The cars go vroom vroom, don't they?'
Oh no I should've payed attention to the spoiler warning.
I want him to switch it up just one time like-
"Well that should be very easy for them, any average person on the street would be able to do that in 10 or 15 minutes-"
"Actually, it's going to be super inconvenient for them. Takes up a little over half the movie."
"Oh, my god..."
"Yeah, so anyway-"
That joke at the end: "How is it possible that weve never seen this guy before?" Pure Genius 👏👏👏
The Laws of Physics watched this movie and suffered a stroke & seizure, and is now suing this movie for damages
It's all physics you know the numbers don't lie
Don’t forget Logic is also suing
@@kevinburke1032 Logic is in a coma, it's his twin brother Reason that's suing on his behalf.
Logic released a dis track about this movie
@@HOPEDACODER Long lost twin brother you mean.
Like my mom always told me: Put down the books, if you wanna amount to something, illegal street racing is where it's at.
Im signing up for illegal street racing courses right now.
I live for these pitch meetings. So amazing. This has to be one of my favorites. I haven't seen it yet (or any F&F movies since... 4ish?) But this pitch meeting was so spot on with its jokes. That final joke. So mint
5:38 "Oh the audacity of including a line like that"😂😂😂
"The cars go 'vroom vroom,' don't they?"
"They do."
This is how I picture the real life pitch meetings going for all the F&F movies
I thought as much LOL
“The audacity of including a line like that!”
A lime like that surely won't irritate physicists
“Illegal street racing is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be illogical.”
-Darth Sideous the Furious
I died laughing when tej said " If we follow the rules of physics we are gonna be fine " 😂😂😂😂so like fast franchise
I can't believe F9 was the title instead of Fast and Furious: IN SPACE!
Fast and Furious: Jurassic Park!
No, no.
Fast and Furious: in Cardi B's WAP!
I mean fast and furious: IN SPACE sounds kinda cringe ngl
SPACE9 !!!
@@TheMaleRei cringe
"How's it possible that we haven't seen this guy before? "
"Maybe we get creative with casting"
😂😂
That was straight up fire
Just saw Fast X. Pretty excited about the pitch meeting.
This got to be one of the best Pitch Meetings and the movie is just giving so much for it to be one
"it's all physics"
"the audacity of including a line like that"
XDDDD
"Doing illegal street racing is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be... unnatural."
-somebody, idk
EDIT: wow, how did this get so many likes :D
A famous quote from Dominic Skywalker.
Is it possible to learn this racing?
@@davidzuray4324 "oh yes, but the racing is of the most illegal measures."
approved
-nobody
@@grantshearer9242 That would be Dominic Palpatine. xD
2:09 "Ya well that's fine because I'm Vegan anyway" "What!?"
Just finished watching F9. Searched and found this. God bless you Ryan George.
I love how these movies went off the rails and they're trolling the audience with lines like "It’s all physics, the numbers don’t lie". They know it's dumbass nonsense and they've fully embraced it.
Grammar (edit): I love how these movies (go) off the rails and they're trolling the audiences with lines (such as) "It's all physics, the numbers don't lie". It's dumbass nonsense and (they) fully (embrace) it. - hope this helps.
If you treated like a live action cartoon, it’s really good.
It's really nice when you're able to tell your brain to shut up for about 2 hours to enjoy a neat action movie.
I suppose the script was conceived during the pitch while drinking Coronas or whatever and the producers played the "yes!" game.
@Impersonal Immigrant, he became a grammar expert after so many years of underground street racing.
Me when I hear about them going to space: "Ha ha, what are they going to do? Drive a car so fast it goes into space??!!"
*1 minute later*
"I'm not even mad."
Just don't open the window by accident.
believe it or not, Brazil has built a pretty sizable dirt road network all through the Amazon Rain Forest basically so they can cut half of it down whenever they feel like it, so the fact there are "well maintained roads in the jungle" isn't nearly as far fetched as you'd first think.
Love these. You're great.
One suggestion/request, though.
You need to rearrange your capture setup. It's reflecting a very green cast to your skin. It distracts me in every video
"How is it possible that we've never seen this guy before like how is that possible?"
"Maybe we get creative with casting"
It's hard to pick the best joke in the pitch meeting series but this is definitely up there
I was looking in comment section for this specific detail. Glad that someone else also noticed that 😂
Fully agreed
Man it took me 5 minutes to get the joke I'm too slow 🤣🤣
I didn't get the joke
But now I do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kennedymusonda3582 you mean you couldn't see it? Understandable.
"-It feels that then the action sequences won't have any stakes whatsoever?
-Well, it's fine, I'm vegan anyway"
I died xD
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best line ever haaha
So random but brilliant
YOU MISSPELLED STEAKS. And I'm omnivorous.
@@jesuguru2394 I really dislike ppl who try to correct ppl spelling over the internet and just so u know he spelled the correct STAKE that’s why the vegan joke was so funny SMARTASS🙄
Ryan’s ending joke has made me completely content with the plothole of Dom’s brother never being seen until now 😂
2:48. "run away Simba! Run away and never return"
"Selective and borderline magical magnets are TIGHT.'
Unironically this.
the moment you realize, the only reason you can laugh about this joke and watch this video on your computer, the screen, the data transmitted by satellites.
all this happens only because of magnets. real non magical magnets are pretty tight too.
When I told my father that I was going to be an illegal street racer, he cried and hugged me, telling me "Finally, a son I can be proud of. All I had before was your deadbeat neurosurgeon brother."
Despite knowing everything, the last line caught me off guard! You Sir, *tips hat* are an honorable comic!
Done watching almost all of these PMs and this one's ending is just the BESTTT
“How come with never seen this guy?”
“We’ll just get creative with casting”
LOVE IT
"You can't see me"
How did I not put that together, man I'm slow
It's hilarious that people uncultured in the way of meme really didn't catch this!
But really, I wish I could see Dom's brother in the movie. They didn't reveal Jakob till the end.
I feel like this series has single-handedly destroyed my habit of going to see new movies (well, that and covid). There were multiple movies I wanted to see but I just couldn't stop myself from watching the new Pitch Meeting. I love it, too. Thanks for the laughs Ryan😂
the pitch meetings save me time and money so i don't have to invest a lot to keep up with pop culture references
This and army of the dead 😂 old is gold ! I'll stick to the good old movies I still haven't seen, till these greedy fools hire atleast a writer who is a sane adult.
lol dang
Ditto
@@Brando550 ew
Man i cant wait for you to do Fast X, that film was so ridiculous, youre gonna have alot to talk about.