The rotten tomatoes scores for films written by the Madame Web writers: Dracula Untold: 25% The Last Witch Hunter: 18% Madame Web: 17% Morbius: 15% Gods of Egypt: 14% That’s all you need to know.
I came to see if anyone is mentioning the morbius cameo. That moment when madame web was going through time she ended up in the wrong universe to morbius timeline to the exact moment he says “it’s morbin time”
Lol I think that was the security guard or whatever that they talked about Where she slept in her bra and he poisoned her to get her security codes or something
She is also an elderly woman who is blind and paralyzed, as she has the neurological condition myasthenia gravis. She stays alive with the help of a life-support system her husband built for her, and all of the various tubes and devices just so happen to resemble a spider's web, with her in the center
Did anyone else notice that when the Madame Web lady got back from Peru she drove to Ben's house in the SAME MESSED UP STOLEN TAXI CAB that she I guess stored somewhere and has presumably been reported stolen to the police for about a week now while she was out of the country? I nearly had an aneurism.
This!! Me and my wife were wondering how tf was she not stopped driving that same taxi she stole before. Did the guy just say f**k it and decided not to care about/report the car and change careers? 🤷🏽♂️ Then again, even if he did that, the Taxi company their selves would've reported the car stolen. It made no sense lol.
This is so funny! it's like The Walking Dead where you can't say the word Zombie, circumventing the royalty payout system by refusing to say words like "Spiderman".. Madam Web.
@@jamesg8175 I get that James. That why I said like a similarity but this is done intentionally to forgo royalties to established IP's. I also know that TWD started from a comic in the 2000's.
"And you're saying this Spider-Man character has absolutely nothing to do with Spide-Man?" "That's right, Sir." "How does that work?" "Hey, shut up-anyway there's this spider spooge..."
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3) MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB) And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
@@samflood5631 Depends. The director of the movie may have brought us an enjoyable heist movie without any betrayal plotline (Triple Frontier), but it is from the writer who brought us Anthony Hopkins saying "dude" which is cringy asf.
@@jakey14344 JC Chandor is just the director, not the writer or the producer, so he can't save this movie It's very possible that he has reduced himself into a director for hire
Depending on the version of Peter Parker, Miles Morales, or just any different Spider-Man or Woman. That and they upgrade their suits or have specific suits for certain scenarios. They didn't have so many just so it's fashionable, they all had a purpose based on design and why it was made for it.
I suppose it’s not necessarily Spider-Man powers but technically when he has the Symbiote he does in fact have fashion as a super power as seen in multiple iterations.
The worst part of this movie is that not only did it misrepresent Madame Web's character, but it wasted three awesome Spider-Women. If it was just a bad movie that had only one Spider-Woman, I'd be disappointed that it didn't do her justice. But failing three Spider-Women just hurts me as a Spider-Man fan. Especially since I like the actresses who play them. Cindy Moon/Silk is getting her own TV show. Hope that doesn't get fucked up too.
I have no context of who they are but I would rather watch the three spider women in a movie with them casting a actor who better represents the Madam web we know
I don't comment much, but after watching this review I had too! This review was the most entertaining review I've watched by the gang thus far! You can definitely tell they were feeling their drinks lmao i love to see it! Not too mention seeing OJ so animated, get that man more drinks! Lmao
Can we talk about how the 2003 NSA software catches a random girl’s face in a car in Queens, but can’t catch Cassandra Web booking a flight in a post 9/11 world…..
@@KhanMann66 you know damn well there is a massive difference between a Sony marvel film and a Disney mcu marvel film. Using the word "marvel" is disingenuous because it makes it seem like disney/marvel studios are responsible for this. Like would anybody ever think the original winning the pooh creators are responsible for the horror film that came out. So yes, it does fucking matter, especially with all these Sony stans talking about how Disney is trash and Sony is amazing and needs the spiderman rights...
The only time I saw Madam Web was in the Spider-Man animated series, outside that, I don’t know her from anywhere else (not a comic book reader.) These standalone movies could have worked to an extent if they had the right people behind them, but Sony doesn’t care (until it hits their bottom line.) I shudder what they’re going to do to Doc Ock, because you know they will.
How did the newspaper get out that quickly? This all happened in the span of what 5-7 hours? They typed it printed it out and it ended up at a diner that the dude was reading and called the cops 💀
The quote “When you take responsibility you will gain powerful abilities” I think was a desperate attempt for a writer to sound as smart as the one who said “with great power comes great responsibility” and failed miserably.
Honestly wish the Garfield series continued. Weren’t perfect no. But we’re decent enough, and they set things up better. I’d have liked to see a sinister six film that were setting up and hinting at in the films. After Garfield’s were canned and went to hollands they just started pumping this out cause they saw others pumping smaller character films and assumed it’d be fine. Like naw need some damn set up. It’s like hulk in MCU atm. I don’t like him. Even though hulk is a beloved character of mine. I can’t get behind him cause they never set him up really. Cap, Thor, iron man, all had movies prior to avengers to help flesh them out and I was wicked into them in an avengers film, but hulk we just told assume his backstory basically is the Norton one even though it doesn’t feel it is and I just can get behind him…. So why would I care about a venom, morbius, or madam web movie? They haven’t any build up or sort of set up but yet it’s like we’re expected to go in like they been in the universes already? Naw I don’t get it…… like another way look at it most people who got into these characters were through other characters. When was younger I never glanced at wolverine or went out my way to get a wolverine or X-men comic, but when I read him in a team up comic with spidey I was like oh he’s pretty cool and interesting, then I went all in on him. Same with these kinds of movies. Want people to be excited and such for a madam web movie and maybe get more investors on board with funding it, have her appear to Holland spidey in one the movies once or twice. Give a taste of who she is and what she capable of and there relationship so people get talking and interested, and then can go all in on it.
No, we CAN have it without Peter, it is possible The reason why we never seen one thats remotely tolerable other than Venom, is because we always have shit writers that doesnt have the intellegence to make decent stories
Venom at least still felt like it's own universe, and the hope to have him appear on screen with spider still felt possible. I haven't watched Madam Web but I'm very interested in seeing the dumpster fire
I posted a review on google stating exactly “This movie was absolute garbage. I can’t wait for it to fail spectacularly and flop into oblivion”. Thirty seconds later I get an email from Google saying my review was deleted because it violated their profanity policy. LOL WTF. Clearly damage control has already begun…
Cassie would 100% be in jail. You can't just steal a taxi, and an ambulance, drive them through building, attempt vehicular manslaughter and then defend yourself with "I can see the future and he was going to kill these girls". Like... psyche ward and jail!
The actual Spider-Man character is still profitable for Sony and if they don’t keep making Spider-Man related movies they lose the whole license which they don’t want to do.
@@Martynde They're going to lose it anyway if they pump out shit movies, Sony can try to keep the license all they want but it can get revoked if they keep fucking up the movies, at this point it's only the Spider-Man games that are only keeping them afloat on the license.
@@cursedhawkins1305well they aren‘t f**king up the actual spiderman…just everything around him haha …the games are profitable and the spiderman into the spiderverse animated movies are some of the best made movies i have seen
Every time Sydney Sweeney would say “Cassie” I’d ask “Why do you insist on referencing yourself” (Euphoria) … and that is the most fun I had with this movie honestly
My favorite review of this movie so far has got to be from Kevin Maher of The Times: "its sheer mind-boggling awfulness, it represents the death of the superhero genre, the burning of the superhero genre to the ground and then the returning in the middle of the night to piss on the superhero genre's ashes.”
The dumbest part of the film is they completely ignored fire safety protocols. The fire department is required to remove combustible material after putting out a fire. If they put out the fire and the fireworks didn't explode, those fireworks would have been removed and either destroyed or put in another facility to be retrieved by the owner/manufacturer. The fire department doesn't put out a fire, see fireworks and just say fuck it and leave them there. That's not how it works. Even though the fire is out, it doesn't mean a smoldering ember can't ignite it again. Burnt down buildings are monitored for days incase of this happening... Well done, Sony. You don't even know how the fire department works...
Between the thumbnail, the title, and the first 2 minutes of this video I had already decided to use the 1 1/2 hours this movie would have cost me on other things that might actually entertain me. I decided to use part of that time to watch your whole video anyways. I was entertained by Madam Web through the filter of your discontent. Thank you!
I literally did TWO spit-takes...one, Edison is my hometown...and two, I actually knew the deli he was talking about...and he wasn't lying, back in the day we could cater a party with one or two of their subs...
The audience score is currently 60%... well, 49%, but 60% of the "Verified Audience". Here's one of them: "Star Wars is a great series and I love how they did yoda in this movie. The lightsaber fights in this movies were phenomenal and the cgi for the nonhuman creatures was amazing. I really felt it when Darth Vader said “I am your father”. Madame web on the other hand was absolutely horrendous." 5 Stars.
Here's another: "Must see! Many points in this movie obvious and so I’m not so obvious, but I don’t wanna give spoilers it connects many movies, and is the foundation of what’s to come. The acting, affects and everything else around. The whole movie process were top notch. This is a much-needed movie for our universe as well as others in the multi-verse." 5 Stars. Verified user, eh?
@DS9TREK you ever see an American film (the cheesy kind) where you might hear a new York accent saying "aye I'm walking here" same aspect. It's a cultural thing or as South Park said it's a Jersey thing
I honestly forgot all about Madam Web as a character. Whenever i think of her all i picture is the old wisecracking smart ass from the late 90s adaptation of Spiderman cartoon. I dont even remember if they ever explained who or what Madam Web is in that show.
Madam Web was the "Valentines day date night movie here in South Africa. Cinema's went all out to make this a special event, sold out for weeks. 🤣🤣 I feel sorry for these couples.
I'm with Alex, Once they ruined Carnage I was done. Sony doesn't know what they're doing when it comes to film's. To those of you who liked it good for you there's people who liked Morbius too that doesn't mean it was good.
Went and saw this with my friends today to see how bad it was, made it about 20 minutes in and got to the scene where they're all sitting around at the baby shower trying to name the baby, I finally said "screw it" and watched Seinfeld on my phone for the rest of the movie.
I laughed my ass off with the review. It felt like a normal talk with the boys after watching a random shitty movie. I’ll just leave these here: 9:12 16:27 17:04 27:20 29:22 34:37 44:14 50:03
so seeing as Morbius and Madame Web got their powers from creature bites...does that mean that Kraven will get his powers from a radioactive lion? Kind of appears like that from the trailers. Sony really has no imagination when it comes to granting special abilities
Im so glad Joe is still doing reviews like this. We need to keep this energy and be able to turn shitty movies into fun hamgouts with friends. Life is too short to take things so seriously/get hung up about stuff
Remember, Hollywood writers spent half a year on strike because they think they deserve more money.... I'd just have fired literally all of them and gone with AI, it can't do any worse then this.
damn yall skipped over it too. how, why and when does she get back to some city in america? how did people who live in a forest afford a plane flight for an unattended infant to another continent? did the people that never leave the forest build their own plane and just throw the baby out the window into a city they have no idea if that city gives 2 shits about babies without parents? did they follow the guy who killed everyone and web the baby to his plane and say good luck? why would they send her there after giving her spider powers? small tribes can always use new blood to breed into the tribe so why send a baby away instead of raising and training her? at what age did they send her? because she acts like she was raised in the city and doesnt remember the tribe of spidermen. also did they ever mention the father? i dont remember EVER hearing about "my husband died nutting in me" or "her father died trying to get this spider to me so i had to come here myself" nothing
Wow PepsiCo is really out here changing the world. First they stopped the race riots. Now they're out here not only saving (spider people) from evil spider guy with foot fungus, but they also aided in Peter parker being born 😂
“It‘s a great Valentine‘s Movie“
“If you wanna break up“
I‘m dead😂
"Babe,it's not gonna work out"
😂😂😂
Add timestamp 😂
Man I should have known but I wasn't madem web 😅😂
@@emmanuelsneakz 9:15
“Babe, this relationship binds us together, like a Web”
“I think we should see other people”
The rotten tomatoes scores for films written by the Madame Web writers:
Dracula Untold: 25%
The Last Witch Hunter: 18%
Madame Web: 17%
Morbius: 15%
Gods of Egypt: 14%
That’s all you need to know.
I kinda liked Dracula Untold.
Dracula Untold was good though
@@samflood5631that’s why it’s the highest rated one for them😂
Morbius? How did these writers get away with that?
Power Rangers (2017) 51% they have wrote the story with Michele and Kieran Mulroney and John Gatins
Working on my studies: Nah I don’t feel like it
Watching Angryjoe tear apart an obviously terrible movie: I’m locked in
Same 😂
Quality content
Going through this exact situation rn 😂
Me fr
Ok but why is there a Pepsi logo on a fireworks factory 😂
Anybody Else go straight to the spoiler video?! Haha
I got a feeling that watching this is gonna be more entertaining than the movie itself haha
Havnt watched a superhero movie since Love and Thunder. I legit have no care to go to the theatres for these movies
Had to 😭
I did😂
I came to see if anyone is mentioning the morbius cameo. That moment when madame web was going through time she ended up in the wrong universe to morbius timeline to the exact moment he says “it’s morbin time”
“He does have sex with that one older lady..but we’ll get to that.”
WHAT? 😂😂
Lol wait he didn’t get to that did he?
@@Spider_Mike023probably for the best.
@@Spider_Mike023He hit it
Lol I think that was the security guard or whatever that they talked about
Where she slept in her bra and he poisoned her to get her security codes or something
Ezekiel slept with an old CIA agent lady to get the codes for their surveillance
"You know what's not confusing? Pepsi." killed me
I love Pepsi but I don't think I would even use it in this way just what
You gotta sell, right?
@@ImNotPhaTHe failed the Pepsi Challenge
She is also an elderly woman who is blind and paralyzed, as she has the neurological condition myasthenia gravis. She stays alive with the help of a life-support system her husband built for her, and all of the various tubes and devices just so happen to resemble a spider's web, with her in the center
that sounds cooler than this
You can still arrive there…but…not with Sony.
“I’m gonna finish you like a delicious, thirst quenching Pepsi Cola”- Ezekiel.
Sony: Its floppin’ time!
Proceeds to flop all over the place
Sony's policy in last two decades
Man, Alex is so quick-witted with his quips that most of the time the other two just dont catch it.
like when he attempts to correct Joe on saying “squash” lmaoo
45:16 - Yeah, but he missed his chance to say, "Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, IT"S WEBBIN TIME!!"
Did anyone else notice that when the Madame Web lady got back from Peru she drove to Ben's house in the SAME MESSED UP STOLEN TAXI CAB that she I guess stored somewhere and has presumably been reported stolen to the police for about a week now while she was out of the country? I nearly had an aneurism.
This!!
Me and my wife were wondering how tf was she not stopped driving that same taxi she stole before.
Did the guy just say f**k it and decided not to care about/report the car and change careers? 🤷🏽♂️
Then again, even if he did that, the Taxi company their selves would've reported the car stolen. It made no sense lol.
Alex ripping this movie apart had me laughing my freaking a** off especially when he said she has the power of stupid lol 🤣💀💀
And the cocaine part
This is so funny! it's like The Walking Dead where you can't say the word Zombie, circumventing the royalty payout system by refusing to say words like "Spiderman".. Madam Web.
The walking dead is set in a world where zombies arnt established, its not they're not allowed to say the word its that the word zombie doesn't exist
Spider-Hhwalkers
@@jamesg8175 I get that James. That why I said like a similarity but this is done intentionally to forgo royalties to established IP's. I also know that TWD started from a comic in the 2000's.
I understand your comparison but its a bad one. They're not not allowed to say zombies lol. They just don't.
@@jamesg8175that makes no sense
i cant wait for the pitch meeting on this one LMAO
“ Wow wow wow”
Same here😂
Same. Can’t wait.
@@darthkai8242BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE.
"And you're saying this Spider-Man character has absolutely nothing to do with Spide-Man?"
"That's right, Sir."
"How does that work?"
"Hey, shut up-anyway there's this spider spooge..."
'The power to not get deported..' 🤣🤣😂
That made me throw my taco over the wall 🌮 🧱😂
With Great Pepsi comes Great Product Placement...
One Pepsi soda can and one Pepsi sign turned this whole movie into a meme
You know, I was fine with thinking Madam Webb was a magical being from another dimension. Not everybody needs an origin story.
Chris Stuckmann: “hey, they worked really hard on this.” lol
Rarely do you see other joe so animated!
Alcohol will do that
VENOM had the writer from 50 SHADES OF GREY (who is also directing VENOM 3)
MORBIUS had the writers from GODS OF EGYPT (Who are also behind MADAME WEB)
And KRAVEN THE HUNTER has the writers from TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
AVI ARAD ruined everything again, just like he ruined TASM
And he isn't even involved in MADAME WEB
So is Kraven the Hunter going to be good?
@@samflood5631 Depends. The director of the movie may have brought us an enjoyable heist movie without any betrayal plotline (Triple Frontier), but it is from the writer who brought us Anthony Hopkins saying "dude" which is cringy asf.
@@jakey14344
JC Chandor is just the director, not the writer or the producer, so he can't save this movie
It's very possible that he has reduced himself into a director for hire
@@Zombiesnyder13so it's like a similar situation to Ang Lee's Hulk huh?
Avi Arad is involved with the Zelda movie, lol imagine a Link cosplayer facing bad CGi Ganondorf, that will be glorious
My dad leaned in to tell me "the bottle rocket blew a hole in a brick wall" at the firework warehouse like it was the dumbest thing he'd ever seen.
It’s refreshing to see OJ equally (if not more) angry/frustrated about something than AJ.
“One of Spider-Man powers is not fashion”… homeboy has like a billion different costume designs
Depending on the version of Peter Parker, Miles Morales, or just any different Spider-Man or Woman. That and they upgrade their suits or have specific suits for certain scenarios. They didn't have so many just so it's fashionable, they all had a purpose based on design and why it was made for it.
I suppose it’s not necessarily Spider-Man powers but technically when he has the Symbiote he does in fact have fashion as a super power as seen in multiple iterations.
Bruh Alex opinion sucks most of the time
It's called a joke, ever heard of that concept?
Homeboy 😂 cringe
Suicide squad kill the justice league is going to be hilarious. The worse the product the better the angry Joe video
Tbf ktjl is very fun but it's hard to critique a incomplete story since it's a (I hate this) live service game
@@f10pped36there's way more to criticize in that game than just the story. The UI bloat might be one of the worst in any game I've seen for example.
@@f10pped36Nope even better excuse to shit on the game. Live service games suck.
i cant wait for the angry review
@CaptainTitforce literally turn it off.
The worst part of this movie is that not only did it misrepresent Madame Web's character, but it wasted three awesome Spider-Women. If it was just a bad movie that had only one Spider-Woman, I'd be disappointed that it didn't do her justice. But failing three Spider-Women just hurts me as a Spider-Man fan. Especially since I like the actresses who play them. Cindy Moon/Silk is getting her own TV show. Hope that doesn't get fucked up too.
I have no context of who they are but I would rather watch the three spider women in a movie with them casting a actor who better represents the Madam web we know
Look I stepped in a big pile of Madame Web 💩💩💩💩 😂😂😂
Spoiler alert….her show will suck too
Silk is being produced by the same company unfortunately
Simping at an all time high in this post
Alex's side commentary had me f'in rollin!
I don't comment much, but after watching this review I had too! This review was the most entertaining review I've watched by the gang thus far! You can definitely tell they were feeling their drinks lmao i love to see it! Not too mention seeing OJ so animated, get that man more drinks! Lmao
Totally... Minimum of three beers for other Joe before all vids from now on
Can we talk about how the 2003 NSA software catches a random girl’s face in a car in Queens, but can’t catch Cassandra Web booking a flight in a post 9/11 world…..
I don’t even watch Marvel movies anymore, these reviews are more entertaining 😂😂
Exactly sometimes it sounds like there just making shit up but nope that just the movie
not a real marvel movie
@@chingatu6644What difference does that make? Both suck.
@@chingatu6644 you’re not a real person. Foh
@@KhanMann66 you know damn well there is a massive difference between a Sony marvel film and a Disney mcu marvel film. Using the word "marvel" is disingenuous because it makes it seem like disney/marvel studios are responsible for this.
Like would anybody ever think the original winning the pooh creators are responsible for the horror film that came out. So yes, it does fucking matter, especially with all these Sony stans talking about how Disney is trash and Sony is amazing and needs the spiderman rights...
Morbius is Blade on Wish, this POS movie is a porn parody without the porn
its like sony makes terrible movies on purpose they got lucky with into the spiderverse
Oh I get the joke because the leading actress was in a porn like movie
Holy shit you annihilated the movie with that roast
shame. would have paid god money for a sidney sweeny/isabela merced porn parody
The CIA just found some new torture material.
So did clockwork orange by the sounds of it.
Between this and the Red Letter Media “livestream” this movie has been a damn treasure.
Very cool!
IT BROKE NEW GROOOUND!! 😂
Clint Howard be bussin'
And it's all thanks to madam web
“The inability to act”…hilarious one liner lost in the mix 🤣🤣🤣
The only time I saw Madam Web was in the Spider-Man animated series, outside that, I don’t know her from anywhere else (not a comic book reader.)
These standalone movies could have worked to an extent if they had the right people behind them, but Sony doesn’t care (until it hits their bottom line.)
I shudder what they’re going to do to Doc Ock, because you know they will.
Ya, I remember seeing her on the old 90s Fox show, never really cared for her, I just wanted to see Venom and Spidey go at it
In the immortal words of Red Letter Media "Fuck you, it's January" 😅
But we're halfway into February
But it's February
"Fuck you, this is movies now"
How did the newspaper get out that quickly? This all happened in the span of what 5-7 hours? They typed it printed it out and it ended up at a diner that the dude was reading and called the cops 💀
The quote “When you take responsibility you will gain powerful abilities” I think was a desperate attempt for a writer to sound as smart as the one who said “with great power comes great responsibility” and failed miserably.
This just proves how that any movie that has to do with spider man, and doesn’t have him in the movie, it’s gonna suck
Honestly wish the Garfield series continued. Weren’t perfect no. But we’re decent enough, and they set things up better. I’d have liked to see a sinister six film that were setting up and hinting at in the films. After Garfield’s were canned and went to hollands they just started pumping this out cause they saw others pumping smaller character films and assumed it’d be fine. Like naw need some damn set up. It’s like hulk in MCU atm. I don’t like him. Even though hulk is a beloved character of mine. I can’t get behind him cause they never set him up really. Cap, Thor, iron man, all had movies prior to avengers to help flesh them out and I was wicked into them in an avengers film, but hulk we just told assume his backstory basically is the Norton one even though it doesn’t feel it is and I just can get behind him…. So why would I care about a venom, morbius, or madam web movie? They haven’t any build up or sort of set up but yet it’s like we’re expected to go in like they been in the universes already? Naw I don’t get it……
like another way look at it most people who got into these characters were through other characters. When was younger I never glanced at wolverine or went out my way to get a wolverine or X-men comic, but when I read him in a team up comic with spidey I was like oh he’s pretty cool and interesting, then I went all in on him. Same with these kinds of movies. Want people to be excited and such for a madam web movie and maybe get more investors on board with funding it, have her appear to Holland spidey in one the movies once or twice. Give a taste of who she is and what she capable of and there relationship so people get talking and interested, and then can go all in on it.
Venom (haven’t seen Carnage) wasn’t all THAT bad….but yeah, you’re not wrong.😂
Both Venom movies were quite decent. Not good mind you but enjoyable to watch.
No, we CAN have it without Peter, it is possible
The reason why we never seen one thats remotely tolerable other than Venom, is because we always have shit writers that doesnt have the intellegence to make decent stories
Venom at least still felt like it's own universe, and the hope to have him appear on screen with spider still felt possible. I haven't watched Madam Web but I'm very interested in seeing the dumpster fire
Angry Joe and Pitch meeting . My two favorite places to go when i know a bad movie is out 😂
2:10 “the inability to act” I Lol’d 😂
Im happy Alex didn’t escape this one being on vacation 😂
I posted a review on google stating exactly “This movie was absolute garbage. I can’t wait for it to fail spectacularly and flop into oblivion”. Thirty seconds later I get an email from Google saying my review was deleted because it violated their profanity policy. LOL WTF. Clearly damage control has already begun…
Wtf?
Cassie would 100% be in jail. You can't just steal a taxi, and an ambulance, drive them through building, attempt vehicular manslaughter and then defend yourself with "I can see the future and he was going to kill these girls". Like... psyche ward and jail!
Alex taking offence at tiny women wasting food in the diner is typical chef i luv it.
"The power of Afros?!!" That went into the darkest places, the writers were on a roll - literally!🙃
"Spider Cuum"
I think i know all i need to know about this movie.
If only
Watching AJ and OJ getting shitfaced to make it to the end of the review is the best part
Good shout out Alex. Harold's NY Deli is effin great. And yes I'm a Jersian. 😂
we're everywhere
Represent 🤜
I went in expecting final destination and what I got was that so Raven
Is that good? Because I somewhat enjoying That So Raven when I was kid.
@@samflood5631 🎵Oooooo she can see the future yeahhhh🎵
Get OFF THE PLANE
I don't understand why Sony can't just stop making the movies, and have Disney cut em a check or a merch deal every time they wanna use a character.
The actual Spider-Man character is still profitable for Sony and if they don’t keep making Spider-Man related movies they lose the whole license which they don’t want to do.
@@Martynde They're going to lose it anyway if they pump out shit movies, Sony can try to keep the license all they want but it can get revoked if they keep fucking up the movies, at this point it's only the Spider-Man games that are only keeping them afloat on the license.
@@cursedhawkins1305well they aren‘t f**king up the actual spiderman…just everything around him haha …the games are profitable and the spiderman into the spiderverse animated movies are some of the best made movies i have seen
Disney marvel and Sony marvel are both shyt. Garbage azz movies on both sides smh 🤦🏽
@nojuansbusiness8923 lmao Disney got stinkers in the new ones but ain't no way you're even here for it if you think all of em are shit.
Every time Sydney Sweeney would say “Cassie” I’d ask
“Why do you insist on referencing yourself” (Euphoria)
… and that is the most fun I had with this movie honestly
I liked how, at the end, Madame Web was like, "It's webbin' time!"
My favorite review of this movie so far has got to be from Kevin Maher of The Times: "its sheer mind-boggling awfulness, it represents the death of the superhero genre, the burning of the superhero genre to the ground and then the returning in the middle of the night to piss on the superhero genre's ashes.”
The dumbest part of the film is they completely ignored fire safety protocols. The fire department is required to remove combustible material after putting out a fire. If they put out the fire and the fireworks didn't explode, those fireworks would have been removed and either destroyed or put in another facility to be retrieved by the owner/manufacturer. The fire department doesn't put out a fire, see fireworks and just say fuck it and leave them there. That's not how it works. Even though the fire is out, it doesn't mean a smoldering ember can't ignite it again. Burnt down buildings are monitored for days incase of this happening...
Well done, Sony. You don't even know how the fire department works...
"What does the 's' means"?
"Where I come from, the 's' mean 'Hope''
😂
11:20 So, basically, they ripped off Luscious Fox's sonar tech. Where Batman made Fox make every phone a sonar so he can see everything, everywhere.
They really looked at the designers and said "We need an Evil Spider-Man costume, here's $7."
Best part ever at @8:50
“But Alex we watched Madame Web”
Thank you OJ!!!
OJ may actually be a comic genius 8:50
Thx for honest reviews and all the hard work.
Between the thumbnail, the title, and the first 2 minutes of this video I had already decided to use the 1 1/2 hours this movie would have cost me on other things that might actually entertain me. I decided to use part of that time to watch your whole video anyways. I was entertained by Madam Web through the filter of your discontent. Thank you!
As a fellow new jerseyian, Alex doesnt hate on new jersey enough here
Alex is from Jersey? Haha! We really are everywhere.
This movie was so bad it made Alex talk about his homeland 😂
I literally did TWO spit-takes...one, Edison is my hometown...and two, I actually knew the deli he was talking about...and he wasn't lying, back in the day we could cater a party with one or two of their subs...
@@42Mrgreenman is the deli still good?
@@cosmicvcosmicHaven't been there in nearly a decade, but apparently if Alex looked them up, at least they're still open...
You should’ve just put the spoilers in the main review 😂 NOBODY is seeing this garbage.
It’s nick chan 🤭
Ed edd Eddie was good. Lol think i got that right. Remember when i was young@@t-t6244
The audience score is currently 60%... well, 49%, but 60% of the "Verified Audience".
Here's one of them: "Star Wars is a great series and I love how they did yoda in this movie. The lightsaber fights in this movies were phenomenal and the cgi for the nonhuman creatures was amazing. I really felt it when Darth Vader said “I am your father”. Madame web on the other hand was absolutely horrendous." 5 Stars.
Here's another: "Must see! Many points in this movie obvious and so I’m not so obvious, but I don’t wanna give spoilers it connects many movies, and is the foundation of what’s to come. The acting, affects and everything else around. The whole movie process were top notch. This is a much-needed movie for our universe as well as others in the multi-verse." 5 Stars.
Verified user, eh?
Most of the positive scores have to be from bots.
"And when you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
That line is SH*T💀
Not the first time Pepsi and fireworks have been together.
Too many young people here that have no idea about MJ.
😂😂
Can't belive the review combined almost as long as the movie...
I guess joe has been webbed
All I learned from this spoiler video is that alex thinks jersey is a shithole besides edison XD shoutout to Roselle
Why do Americans call New Jersey "Jersey"? It's confusing for Brits cos we think you actually mean Jersey.
@DS9TREK you ever see an American film (the cheesy kind) where you might hear a new York accent saying "aye I'm walking here" same aspect. It's a cultural thing or as South Park said it's a Jersey thing
@@DS9TREKBecause Americans don't care that there's a place called Jersey somewhere else.
@@kholsinger not from that class but good nonetheless bud
I honestly forgot all about Madam Web as a character. Whenever i think of her all i picture is the old wisecracking smart ass from the late 90s adaptation of Spiderman cartoon. I dont even remember if they ever explained who or what Madam Web is in that show.
Madam Web was the "Valentines day date night movie here in South Africa. Cinema's went all out to make this a special event, sold out for weeks. 🤣🤣 I feel sorry for these couples.
I’m seeing this today, and getting huge Catwoman 2004 vibes.
Save your time and money and DONT
Catwoman was better.
Look at that dog!
It’s a fuggin rat! LMAO
Just when you thought there couldn't have been a worse attempt at making a superhero cinematic universe than the DCEU, boy was i wrong 😂
Never seen OJ so mad lol
Sony missed a huge opportunity by not having a cutscene of Aaron Rodgers running around in a dark cave snorting local agriculture.
Only thing that sucks is im getting ads for the movie like youtube thinks im interested in shit
You are literally watching a hour long video about said movie
@@Collect2Disconnect because Joe is my entertaining and he's free
The inability to act is the best line ever!!!
Gotta love how despite being the OG, Peter got shafed in the power department compared to basically every other spider person.
I went straight here didn’t even see what they rated it lol
'The thing about The Future...is that it hasn't happened yet!'
- A real line from Madame Web
Laughing the whole time fellas. 😂😂 awesome review
That "but Alex, we watched madame web" had the same energy as "but shaft, I sell drugs to the community"
I'm with Alex, Once they ruined Carnage I was done. Sony doesn't know what they're doing when it comes to film's. To those of you who liked it good for you there's people who liked Morbius too that doesn't mean it was good.
Went and saw this with my friends today to see how bad it was, made it about 20 minutes in and got to the scene where they're all sitting around at the baby shower trying to name the baby, I finally said "screw it" and watched Seinfeld on my phone for the rest of the movie.
I laughed my ass off with the review. It felt like a normal talk with the boys after watching a random shitty movie.
I’ll just leave these here:
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so seeing as Morbius and Madame Web got their powers from creature bites...does that mean that Kraven will get his powers from a radioactive lion? Kind of appears like that from the trailers. Sony really has no imagination when it comes to granting special abilities
This is exactly what I’ve been waiting for!
Im so glad Joe is still doing reviews like this. We need to keep this energy and be able to turn shitty movies into fun hamgouts with friends. Life is too short to take things so seriously/get hung up about stuff
The only good thing to come out of this movie it’s Alex’s recommendation for Harold’s deli might have to go try it out 😂😂 22:00
I laughed at the part with the pigeon after she opens the window and says "guess it didn't die after all". Great
Coyote versus Acme looks at this and says we have a chance😂😂😂😂😂😂
I read a thing a few weeks ago, saying all references to Spider-man were removed, due to this movie not lining up time-line wise.
Let's be honest, when hasn't Pepsi saved the day? 10/10 webs.
11:00 OJ, i've been watching this for show for years. You are hilarious my dude.
17:04 love how Joe breaks xD
I was laughing a lot I have to say Alex is always funny but he was crazy on this one
Remember, Hollywood writers spent half a year on strike because they think they deserve more money....
I'd just have fired literally all of them and gone with AI, it can't do any worse then this.
Watching this review FAR more entertaining the movie
damn yall skipped over it too.
how, why and when does she get back to some city in america?
how did people who live in a forest afford a plane flight for an unattended infant to another continent? did the people that never leave the forest build their own plane and just throw the baby out the window into a city they have no idea if that city gives 2 shits about babies without parents? did they follow the guy who killed everyone and web the baby to his plane and say good luck?
why would they send her there after giving her spider powers? small tribes can always use new blood to breed into the tribe so why send a baby away instead of raising and training her?
at what age did they send her? because she acts like she was raised in the city and doesnt remember the tribe of spidermen.
also did they ever mention the father? i dont remember EVER hearing about "my husband died nutting in me" or "her father died trying to get this spider to me so i had to come here myself" nothing
Wow PepsiCo is really out here changing the world. First they stopped the race riots.
Now they're out here not only saving (spider people) from evil spider guy with foot fungus, but they also aided in Peter parker being born 😂
Look at who the director was. That’s all you needed to know about this movie. Lady had no idea what she was doing.