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  • Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Fast X!
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    It’s been over two decades since the first Fast & Furious movie came out, a relatively low-key movie about some street racers that steal DVD players. With the franchise having gone to space in the last installment, what more is there for the Fast Family to do at this point? Just keep going on, looks like.
    Fast X definitely raises some questions. Like how did they land on that title? How many people from Dom’s past are out there right now plotting revenge? What’s with the tourism stop after getting on the most wanted list? What was that ENTIRE scene with Pete Davidson??
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Fast X!
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  • @siyatshaheb5532
    @siyatshaheb5532 11 місяців тому +3922

    John Cena is the perfect example of a boss turning useless when you unlock him as a playable character

    • @creeder99
      @creeder99 11 місяців тому +147

      That's some good explanation dude😅

    • @bugman7051
      @bugman7051 11 місяців тому +48

      But he was actually useful. Sure he got cut down a peg but this franchise is the closest thing to acting I've seen him do

    • @jurij424
      @jurij424 11 місяців тому +92

      @@bugman7051 what about peacemaker?

    • @bugman7051
      @bugman7051 11 місяців тому +91

      @@jurij424 I don't consider that acting. He was John Cena. In the same way Ryan Reynolds can act, but he's always cast as Ryan Reynolds. The same being true for the rock

    • @tafzilnayeem3724
      @tafzilnayeem3724 11 місяців тому +5

      @@jurij424 Shhity acting that too

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Рік тому +10013

    Still no clue how a franchise that started as a goofy 2000s movie about illegal street racing turned into Diet Marvel

    • @shadowpriest2574
      @shadowpriest2574 Рік тому +210

      Is this a bot ? I feel like its a bot .

    • @user-hc9qv9yb9m
      @user-hc9qv9yb9m Рік тому +348

      Discount Transformers.

    • @FourthDrawerDown
      @FourthDrawerDown Рік тому +356

      It’s about family

    • @MX-kw3tm
      @MX-kw3tm Рік тому +533

      it was actually about stolen dvd players. this is not a joke.

    • @MelArlo
      @MelArlo Рік тому +59

      Yet somehow with more protein shakes

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 Рік тому +752

    In “Back to the Future 2”, the tagline for “Jaws 19” was “ This time it's REALLY, REALLY personal."

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd 11 місяців тому +51

      That was a gag based on the tagline for Jaws V, "This time it's personal," which people questioned questioned since it was a shark.

    • @unclecreepy4185
      @unclecreepy4185 11 місяців тому +9

      Obviously. That’s wasn’t the point of the comment.

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 11 місяців тому +12

      I feel like the F&F franchise took that as a challenge to make it to twenty movies, and now nothing, nothing, but _nothing_ is going to stop them. Actors dying, or fleeing to South America and assuming a different identity? No problem, just CGI them in, or even better: change the actor palying the character and make some 4th wall in-joke about it.

    • @brianabalos4878
      @brianabalos4878 11 місяців тому +15

      I guess this franchise will go beyond and commit with Fast XXX lol.

    • @John_McClane_had_plans
      @John_McClane_had_plans 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@brianabalos4878 Do you realise what you've done!? FAST xXx ? ...

  • @gerardoquevedo5707
    @gerardoquevedo5707 11 місяців тому +942

    I went into this movie fully ready to accept anything, so when that DeLorian pulled up to Dom’s house, I was fully ready to accept that they were gonna time travel😂 also in a scene where the Charger’s wheels caught fire I thought “what if this was how the MCU introduced Vin Diesel as ghost rider”

    • @LeFroge
      @LeFroge 11 місяців тому +54

      I love how simultaneously this is something that could happen in a F&F movie and also sounds absolutely awesome, lol

    • @Alan_Alien
      @Alan_Alien 11 місяців тому +19

      "I AM GROOT"

    • @androcommando3801
      @androcommando3801 11 місяців тому +29

      When the truck pulled up at the dam, OPTIMUSSSS PRIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS HEREEE FOR family somebody just screamed

    • @fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335
      @fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335 11 місяців тому +23

      Why is Dom and white chick's son black..
      Oh wait.! It's the Fast series.. 🧠

    • @mikespike2099
      @mikespike2099 11 місяців тому +25

      The whole logic and physics of FF franchise don't make sense - it would not have hurt them for Dom to face the camera and break the 4th wall by saying "Its time to Fas-TEN your seatbelts" before hitting the NOS :D

  • @manoz6194
    @manoz6194 Рік тому +4934

    Ryan puts more effort into Pitch Meetings than the writers for these movies

    • @chloeirnes
      @chloeirnes Рік тому +39

      So true, so true.

    • @Raz.C
      @Raz.C Рік тому +75

      @@chloeirnes
      Don't you mean "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah!"

    • @Mackswords
      @Mackswords Рік тому +7

      It’s only so funny cause it’s so true lol

    • @palp8623
      @palp8623 Рік тому +20

      So the Hollywood writers get to pump out crap while Ryan George prints gold?

    • @milosmisic89
      @milosmisic89 Рік тому +16

      Eh these movies are easy targets. But honestly they don't get enough credit for making fun characters, a rare exactly of organically grown diverse cast that doesn't feel woke. Also the series has us all invested into it's characters and actually has a complicated story compared to its direct competitor Mission Impossible for example.

  • @angusmcphail7031
    @angusmcphail7031 Рік тому +1552

    I like how screenwriter guy gradually admits more and more how he doesn't care

    • @yanniskolymvanos537
      @yanniskolymvanos537 Рік тому +50

      That “ I don’t care “ really gets me every time!😂

    • @mrmajinsr
      @mrmajinsr Рік тому +41

      I like how screenwriter guy didn't go on strike.

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 Рік тому +28

      I swear these Clips have better Character Development than the whole Fast and Furious Franchise ever had

    • @ajc1482
      @ajc1482 Рік тому

      That's how I felt after the first fast movie 😅

    • @howardron543
      @howardron543 Рік тому

      Most screenwriters always

  • @amirhamzahothman
    @amirhamzahothman 11 місяців тому +53

    "i could not care less what it's for" is something i TRULY believe the writers say when they pitch this to the studio.

  • @emorsi
    @emorsi 11 місяців тому +67

    "I could not care less for what its for!", sums pretty much all work ethic of today blockbuster writers up. Ryan just shows the reality here.

  • @Trazynn
    @Trazynn Рік тому +611

    I'm genuinely disappointed they didn't go for Fast 10 Your Seatbelts. That was something that community was stewing on for over a decade.

    • @Luke_SkywaIker
      @Luke_SkywaIker Рік тому +32

      I love how you put more thought into this joke than the screenwriters put into the movie 😂

    • @macumbeiro_xx
      @macumbeiro_xx Рік тому +3

      Maybe they saved it for the next one

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +32

      Fast eleven your seatbelts

    • @macumbeiro_xx
      @macumbeiro_xx Рік тому +4

      @@1090Ideas to me it felt like a two part movie, “Fast X” and then “Fast X your seatbelts”, kinda like they did for Harry Potter, Avengers, Hunger Games, split the last movie in two and make double the money. Maybe this one they didn’t want to call it Part 1 so the cliffhanger at the end worked better. I didn’t like this one that much, maybe part 2 I’ll wait for it to be streamed.

    • @josephc.highjr.2947
      @josephc.highjr.2947 Рік тому +4

      If they had went with that title instead, I would've gone to see it in theatres. No joke.

  • @paolo74lfc
    @paolo74lfc Рік тому +2534

    Driving a car down a dam would normally be ridiculous but it’s probably one of the most realistic set pieces in the whole franchise.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 Рік тому +212

      The first four are somewhat grounded. It's in Five where physics take off and everyone becomes immortal.

    • @betterinbooks
      @betterinbooks Рік тому +125

      @@carlrood4457 much like john wick. he would get hurt from punches and bats to the head seriously in the first movie, then he became bullet proof by second movie, then he fell from the roof of the continental in third and had to be rescued, then he did something similar in 4th and just walked off.

    • @ender003
      @ender003 Рік тому +47

      @@betterinbooks He got hit by a car in the first movie and walked it off.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому +34

      @@carlrood4457 So Paul Walker kept the series grounded?

    • @God-T
      @God-T Рік тому +6

      His car was more important than his own Son! wow PeekStoryTelling 😁😁 dom

  • @markgbrown6767
    @markgbrown6767 Рік тому +76

    “If that’s not the promise of the premise, I don’t know what is” BRILLIANT!!! Great turn of phrase!!

  • @majorknight859
    @majorknight859 11 місяців тому +74

    Iove how he explains all the impossible chances of Dom's Brother still being alive only to end up saying he's probably fine because Death in this franchise might as well be a joke when you've got family lmao

  • @timslack7568
    @timslack7568 Рік тому +2293

    were gonna need 20 more movies so we can get Fast XXX and it will finally be acknowledged that these 2 franchises have simply merged

    • @mambi74
      @mambi74 Рік тому +55

      @@borrago Or just set the plot (LOL, plot) in Amsterdam for whatever reason...

    • @adrianhjordan1981
      @adrianhjordan1981 Рік тому +116

      ​@@mambi74 "WHATEVER reason"???? Dude, the guy has darts and a map!! What more reason do you want?? 😂😂😂😂

    • @mambi74
      @mambi74 Рік тому +37

      @@adrianhjordan1981 "that works!" LOL

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 Рік тому +33

      I thought the joke was going somewhere else

    • @geterpriffin
      @geterpriffin Рік тому +14

      Fast XXXX: Geezer Heist.

  • @conflickt3130
    @conflickt3130 Рік тому +1311

    I remember watching them drag the safe through Rio in total disbelief in Fast Five and thinking to myself, "There’s no way these movies can get any crazier." I had no idea that was just the beginning.

    • @MisterMuslim000
      @MisterMuslim000 Рік тому +57

      it was cool and slightly believable at least

    • @DreamingDarlin
      @DreamingDarlin Рік тому +15

      Me too! And then seeing it again in this movie was crazy!

    • @kylebertram9466
      @kylebertram9466 Рік тому +27

      @@MisterMuslim000 they saw they could get away with that and slowly made it more and more insane

    • @MisterMuslim000
      @MisterMuslim000 Рік тому +14

      @@kylebertram9466 crazy is not bad when used correctly

    • @gabrielhersey5546
      @gabrielhersey5546 Рік тому +7

      Welp it’s official!
      The ever increasing insanity of the fast franchise is all your fault.
      Congratulations! 😂

  • @adrianemanuel7121
    @adrianemanuel7121 11 місяців тому +11

    "Pow pow pow puaaah pow" was a great shakeup of the "wow wow wow... wow" 😂. Ryan really has this down to a science 👌🏿.

  • @aferraro92
    @aferraro92 Рік тому +6

    The random celebrity cameo hat is my new favorite Pitch Meeting running joke 😂

  • @XeniaChow
    @XeniaChow Рік тому +933

    At this point, the only logical next step for the Fast and Furious films is to crossover with the Transformers franchise.

    • @wumpusrat
      @wumpusrat Рік тому +70

      Or they get flung back in time and have to create a time machine to take themselves home by cannibalizing one of their cars, combining it with some dinosaur eggs, ancient plants that somehow contain the perfect trace elements they need, and driving SUPER fast down the side of an exploding volcano. Because why not at this point.

    • @ibidesign
      @ibidesign Рік тому +21

      Whoever you are, Xenia, you are a genius and very likely predicting the wacky future accurately.

    • @keineahnung6184
      @keineahnung6184 Рік тому +3

      Or Titane ;)

    • @maxbrandt6
      @maxbrandt6 Рік тому +6

      I can see that happening, we'll throw the Maximals in there too. Dom and Optimus Primal fight off bad guys with more cars and more explosions, who will know the series has completely jumped-the-shark at that point?! 🤣

    • @magicdance4273
      @magicdance4273 Рік тому +3

      ​@Max Brandt I feel like the series jumped the shark about...I unno, when did they start having government black ops work?

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Рік тому +493

    "What else is going on?"
    "Not much. You?"
    "In the movie."
    "You're not in the movie."
    I almost sprayed water everywhere. Ryan, you're a genius.

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 11 місяців тому +22

    Ryan, sir, you are a comedic genius. "The promise of the premise." Love that. 👌🏽

  • @berryshmelly4928
    @berryshmelly4928 Рік тому +198

    Hey Ryan, have you ever considered doing video game pitch meetings? That's a whole load of new material to work with.

    • @simdude1990
      @simdude1990 Рік тому +56

      Video Game Executive Guy: "But it's literally just the same as the last game. Do you think people will buy it?"
      Video Game Developer Guy: "We can make people think it's better if we slap "Remastered" after the name"
      Video Game Executive Guy: "Slapping thoughts into peoples minds is TIGHT!"

    • @berryshmelly4928
      @berryshmelly4928 Рік тому +19

      Executive Guy: So what do you have for me?
      Developer Guy: your gonna love this, it's called Redfall.

    • @dwlonewolf2273
      @dwlonewolf2273 Рік тому +6

      Well he's have to play them.

    • @berryshmelly4928
      @berryshmelly4928 Рік тому +3

      Not necessarily, to do a pitch meeting all he has to do is watch a few reviews, maybe some playthroughs. He's not reviewing it himself.

    • @DravenX53
      @DravenX53 Рік тому +13

      ​@Berry shmelly don't you think that'd be transparently disingenuous?
      That'd be like trying to do one of these about a movie he's only seen the trailers of. Pretty hard to mock honestly if you have even seen it.

  • @lftr_react
    @lftr_react Рік тому +1420

    I love how Screenwriter Guy is so checked out on this one that he literally cuts off in mid pitch and thinks they're just having a conversation about how things are going. Freaking brilliant!

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому +19

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all"
      ~ Oscar Wilde

    • @funkoxen
      @funkoxen Рік тому +14

      Not sure if it was worth the curse for watching it, but that was a good moment.

    • @the_j_machine2254
      @the_j_machine2254 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, *Screenwriter Guy* doesn't give two hoots.

  • @tamalock
    @tamalock Рік тому +633

    Please make the random celebrity hat a permanent thing it’s amazing 😂

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому +11

      Producer guy was so excited about it!

    • @MartiensBezuidenhout
      @MartiensBezuidenhout Рік тому +4

      ...soon all his videos will be him just repeating the same lines over and over again wearing a slightly different outfit.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому

      @@MartiensBezuidenhout Then they'll be able to take over Canada once and for all!

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Рік тому +6

      @@MartiensBezuidenhout slightly different outfits are TIGHT

    • @MartiensBezuidenhout
      @MartiensBezuidenhout Рік тому

      @@klas666 🤣

  • @primmoore6232
    @primmoore6232 11 місяців тому +9

    Thank you, Ryan, for making the *"Fast -10 Your Seat Belt"* reference! 🥰

  • @hunterstem8793
    @hunterstem8793 Рік тому +2

    "Playing Rocket League in the Vatican" is so accurate and hilarious 😂

  • @TheGoudaGoblin
    @TheGoudaGoblin Рік тому +142

    “Play rocket league at the Vatican” is the best line that’s ever come out of a pitch meeting

    • @ghostnike901
      @ghostnike901 Рік тому +3

      I was halfway expecting to see them at an e-sports tournament when he said thtat

    • @Koinoyokan01
      @Koinoyokan01 Рік тому +1

      My two favorite things; Pitch Meetings and Rocket League just crossed over. My life is complete.

  • @blacknerdrises
    @blacknerdrises Рік тому +956

    ok, we can all agree that the Fast franchise has done everything EXCEPT time travel.

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 Рік тому +85

      Time travel and multiverse travel.

    • @BStover93
      @BStover93 Рік тому +177

      They kinda did that going back and changing events to make dead people alive by adding details to old scenes.

    • @nanananaxhhd4330
      @nanananaxhhd4330 Рік тому +81

      Let's make it a meme so they will include it in the next movie like they did with going to space

    • @ian_snow
      @ian_snow Рік тому +20

      That's coming in Fast XI 😂

    • @MichaelJGauthier
      @MichaelJGauthier Рік тому +45

      The 3rd movie takes place after the 7th movie. Time travel is tight.

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 10 місяців тому +4

    Honestly, I’d be so stoked if these movies ended with Dom in a hospital bed in a coma constantly mumbling “family…. Vroom… family…” and making engine sounds and we find out that he’s been in a coma since the end of F&F when he got hit by that truck and flipped.. Brian never helped him escape because his brain was leaking on the floor so he called for help.
    All of this has been the imagination of a man with severe brain damage making car noises while handcuffed to a hospital bed for dvd theft and illegal street racing.
    It would make the most sense.

  • @vtr0104
    @vtr0104 11 місяців тому +2

    The "Not much, you?" and "You're not in the movie..." bits were 12/10 =)))))))))

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +795

    5:12 "we are just ending it there, nothing is resolved, we will see what happens in a couple years" is a timeless classic in cinematic industry

    • @pandaeyez
      @pandaeyez Рік тому

      Walthuh. Put your dick away Waltuhhh.

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 Рік тому +2

      Fr!

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Рік тому +18

      I loved in Citizen Kane when they were like “what is Rosebud? Find out in 2 years in Citizen Kane II, 2 Fast 2 Furiouser”

    • @alm5992
      @alm5992 Рік тому +4

      They even showed the ending in one of the trailers x.x

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn Рік тому +1

      The Matrix Reloaded with the mother of all cliffhangers.

  • @marianoeiben8450
    @marianoeiben8450 Рік тому +569

    Is there a chance to see producer and screenwriter guys' grandparents having a pitch meeting on classics like Gone With The Wind, Casablanca or Psycho, for example? That would be TIGHT 😂😂😂 greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷

  • @Parents_of_Twins
    @Parents_of_Twins 11 місяців тому +10

    Please make a group for all the F&F movies. I love watching the Pitch meetings for them and it would be sweet to have them all in one compilation.

  • @moneybatala2247
    @moneybatala2247 11 місяців тому +3

    The “Hey shut up” has become my new fav line 😆

  • @efrainlagunas
    @efrainlagunas Рік тому +2263

    love how he literally skipped two giant portions of the movies and... it literally doesn't matter. It actually made the story to be a bit tighter and more cohesive

    • @whoozyyy
      @whoozyyy Рік тому +96

      Did the movie really end abruptly like that? Are they obviously going to make another?

    • @Di7manya
      @Di7manya Рік тому +247

      @@whoozyyy yeah it ends exactly like that. The dam explodes and the movie ends.

    • @Di7manya
      @Di7manya Рік тому +152

      To be fair a bunch of the storylines kind of go nowhere. Letty and Cipher being in that prison for example literally adds nothing to the main conflict with Dante and just fills time. Same for the sidequest Roman, Tej and Ramsey went into.

    • @efrainlagunas
      @efrainlagunas Рік тому +4

      @@Di7manya yep, kinda my whole point in the second half of my comment

    • @efrainlagunas
      @efrainlagunas Рік тому +27

      @@jusilas you mean the guy who betrays him at the end? Yeah, at first I rolled my eyes for the sudden shift but then... it was still bad with the betrayal but at least they tried something

  • @nameless....
    @nameless.... Рік тому +751

    Anyone else remember this franchise started with Dom and crew stealing DVD players and street racing? These sequels are like a fever dream compared to the simple set up of the first movie, and I find it easy to believe the actual pitch meetings going like this

    • @Collect2Disconnect
      @Collect2Disconnect Рік тому +14

      Eh still had over the top action scenes. Explosions, deaths, heists, and of course fast cars. Paul walker’s character jumped out of a high speed moving car onto a 18wheeler to remove a man stuck to said 18 wheeler with a wire wrapped around his arm WHILE getting shot at with a shotgun by the truck driver. Tossed the guy back to his car and jumped back to the car himself

    • @curvedbean81
      @curvedbean81 Рік тому +81

      What if Dom and Brian never made it past the train in the original Fast and Furious? Brian died, and Dom ended up in a coma . That's why all these movies have been so nuts, because it's all in Dom's head. Suddenly it all makes sense. 🤔🤔

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 Рік тому +16

      Hell yeah Tokyo drift was the shit. I've only seen the first, the second, Tokyo drift and 4.
      Haven't seen 5-10

    • @fluffybunny6970
      @fluffybunny6970 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeah they've made 9 movies to many

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 11 місяців тому +7

      hey. you keep watching it, theyll keep selling it

  • @kj-marslander
    @kj-marslander 10 місяців тому +3

    That 'You're not in the movie' part is hilarious 3:27

  • @Antares2
    @Antares2 2 місяці тому +2

    0:40 that "This time it's... personal-er... I don't care!" was just perfect.

  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 Рік тому +418

    Jason Momoa was the only one in on the joke and I love it. This entire cast needs a wake up call lmao

    • @rjncomedy
      @rjncomedy 11 місяців тому +87

      Exactly!!!!! He was the only one that acted like that movie is as ridiculous as it is

    • @ViscusTube
      @ViscusTube 11 місяців тому +25

      Bro they know. It's not exactly a secret.

    • @tiberiushazo6326
      @tiberiushazo6326 11 місяців тому +29

      ​@God_Kefka I don't know man, you've got Vin Diesel who genuinely thinks they're making art, and Michelle Rodriguez who said "Where can you go? How many Marvel movies can you make?"

    • @MrDragga
      @MrDragga 11 місяців тому +15

      I think Jason Momoa was auditioning for The Joker 😂☠️

    • @tiberiushazo6326
      @tiberiushazo6326 11 місяців тому +4

      @@MrDragga I remember reading something that said he was doing his version of the Joker.

  • @jeffhidalgo6037
    @jeffhidalgo6037 Рік тому +157

    "If that isn't the promise of the premise I don't know what is" is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 Рік тому +3

      I liked that too. If that's not currently "Showrunner Slang" then it will be.

  • @Druggmoneymedia
    @Druggmoneymedia Рік тому +3

    “So what else is going on?””not much you?”😂

  • @Iamnoman7
    @Iamnoman7 2 місяці тому +2

    The way he said “oh no, he’s part of the family” 😂😂😂

  • @rsvrdg2
    @rsvrdg2 Рік тому +1340

    I love the “let’s see if we can make the next movie ever dumber than the last” mindset this movie series has. They really seem committed to it.

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Рік тому +55

      I doubt it. This franchise is owned by Vin Diesel. Pretty sure he thinks these are all great scripts.

    • @rcole718
      @rcole718 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Power5Yeah, Vin has ruined this franchise.

    • @setcheck67
      @setcheck67 Рік тому +38

      "They're buying it, they're buying it, I can't believe it" mindset.

    • @ashiqmohammad3713
      @ashiqmohammad3713 Рік тому +13

      To be honest I think fast x is better than F9

    • @walmartpimp2
      @walmartpimp2 11 місяців тому +9

      Dom lifted a Mustang car with one arm in the last one.

  • @Treebsquire
    @Treebsquire Рік тому +254

    The one and only reason I want this franchise to continue is for more pitch meetings of it.

    • @davela79
      @davela79 Рік тому +1

      Truth
      Last movie I actually watched was the first one where the Rock was "family" & the only one I've watched more than once was the 1st movie

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 Рік тому +1

      ​@@davela79 I stopped after number 4. I think the rock comes in the 5th?
      I'm not sure j actually finished number 4, I can only remember the opening scene and it sucked.

    • @Finnigan28
      @Finnigan28 11 місяців тому

      I only saw the one in Japan when I was a teenager. Mostly because Japan, I couldn't care less about cars. That was enough for me

    • @SmoothOperaturr
      @SmoothOperaturr 11 місяців тому

      They could've ended it on the first and had a legacy film like so many other greats, instead they took the end scene with the train and injected steroids into the formula and went off the rails.. such a disappointing shame.

  • @delebrontezebulonjones2196
    @delebrontezebulonjones2196 11 місяців тому +2

    "Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts" would've actually been a great name

  • @maxg5196
    @maxg5196 9 місяців тому +2

    "So what else is going on?"
    "Nothing much... you?"
    XD

  • @JohannyM
    @JohannyM Рік тому +372

    The way Don's son just flew from one speeding car into another speeding car while both speeding cars were doing a 180 in the middle of a highway and the boy didn't have not one scratch was just insane!

    • @mustafahussain3972
      @mustafahussain3972 Рік тому +55

      Dom flew to save letti in fast 6 .. must be in the genes

    • @JohannyM
      @JohannyM Рік тому +41

      @@mustafahussain3972 ah yes I forgot about that, it's all in the family 👪

    • @leewelch9567
      @leewelch9567 Рік тому +16

      Like father like son

    • @jkfecke
      @jkfecke Рік тому +10

      ​@@leewelch9567 Fambly.

    • @briannaperea6444
      @briannaperea6444 Рік тому +7

      So did Ramsey in furious 7 😂

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Рік тому +148

    "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
    This just has to be the motivation behind this movie's plot.

    • @neggroplease
      @neggroplease Рік тому +9

      I read this in Wolowitz voice. FML 😂

    • @borskavin6395
      @borskavin6395 Рік тому +4

      How dare you insult Inigo Montoya like that. He was iconic, a true delight everytime he was on screen, & the Princess Bride is a classic!
      Sorry for getting passionate, I'm sure you didn't mean to insult any of that. And since I heard that Jason Momoa was the best part about Fast X, I don't really mind

    • @marcusostrander5971
      @marcusostrander5971 Рік тому

      I'm pretty sure that scene inspired a lot of plot lines for a lot of movies

    • @borskavin6395
      @borskavin6395 Рік тому

      @@marcusostrander5971 probably, but mostly not in a good way :D

    • @briankoepke9891
      @briankoepke9891 Рік тому

      He's a distant relative.

  • @Easterlingofrhun
    @Easterlingofrhun 11 місяців тому +2

    4:24 I like when he said "Oh, no he's part of the family" but with the flat face

  • @LsxDean
    @LsxDean Рік тому +233

    This has to be the most accurate pitch meeting for any movie!

    • @brontosa5351
      @brontosa5351 Рік тому +2

      Are you saying others are less accurate?

    • @jujunorman4695
      @jujunorman4695 Рік тому

      @@nolotilanne i would not be surprised

  • @pwnagecakes8934
    @pwnagecakes8934 Рік тому +76

    *Fast and Furiously sharing this to 7 people*
    Whew, that was close. Good thing I sent it to family, since they mean so much to me.

    • @les907
      @les907 Рік тому +2

      Wow, given the circumstances, it must have been very difficult accomplish that in such a short amount of time.

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ Рік тому +3

      @@les907 Actually it's super easy, barely an incovenience.

  • @SuperShanko
    @SuperShanko Рік тому +10

    I think it’s easy to explain why John Cena is the one to ride along with the kid for the movie, and it’s because he’s gotta be because he’s the coolest one to hang with.
    Like compare to Tyrese, Statham or even Rock and it’s just whatever. But Cena has that kind of energetic fun spark to him.

    • @raiderc9471
      @raiderc9471 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, even tho his character was a complete 180 from F9, it seemed like it was Cena just being Cena. Which is kinda the best Cena.

  • @taotravyuniversalist7747
    @taotravyuniversalist7747 11 місяців тому +4

    Literally have to pause your videos multiple times so I can laugh, and not miss anything. Always a treat, thankyou.

  • @akand999
    @akand999 Рік тому +468

    When Ryan said "Family", I felt it... We are a family, fellow Pitchers!

  • @samueltitone5683
    @samueltitone5683 Рік тому +40

    We all wanted it to be called “Fas10 Your Seatbelts” but they didn’t do that because they’re weak.

    • @HufflepuffBaseball42313
      @HufflepuffBaseball42313 Рік тому +2

      Eh it’s a lame title, without the “Your Seatbelts” part it would be good

    • @electricsoul3355
      @electricsoul3355 Рік тому +3

      @@HufflepuffBaseball42313 yeah but then the title wouldn’t make sense.

    • @HufflepuffBaseball42313
      @HufflepuffBaseball42313 Рік тому

      @@electricsoul3355 nah they could just get away with calling it “Fast10” like “Fast Five”

  • @maddoghoek4286
    @maddoghoek4286 Рік тому +1

    lol i mean i come for the catchphrases, but errry video i come away with a new delightful nugget, and it's 99% because of your masterful editing, Ryan: "alright, so what else is going on? / "oh not much, you?" / "in the movie." / "you're not in the movie!"
    *chef's kiss*, my brother :)

  • @Kapiushon55
    @Kapiushon55 11 місяців тому +3

    Han couldn’t help himself and ate the fun muffins is just a callback to how Giselle realized he quit smoking and had to constantly eat snacks to keep his fingers occupied

  • @kenframe1323
    @kenframe1323 Рік тому +120

    I can't help but think that, as those mercenaries were rigging up those car-harpoons to their helicopters, they were getting a feeling that this was probably not going to work out well for them.

    • @comradetaco3003
      @comradetaco3003 Рік тому +3

      I like your Mad-Libs

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye Рік тому +18

      How you gonna say 'car harpoons', and not shorten it to 'carpoons'? That's the real question.

    • @Born2drool
      @Born2drool Рік тому +5

      Does that mean a 'harpoon tank' would be 'POONTANG'?

    • @delinquentpanda
      @delinquentpanda Рік тому

      @@Born2drool Or would it be hank?

    • @Born2drool
      @Born2drool Рік тому

      @delinquentpanda ...or if it was a 'tomahawk harpoon tank' would it be a 'TOMHANK'? Huh? No? Nothin'? Boy, tough comments section! I'll just let myself out...

  • @DanielMartinez-nw1pn
    @DanielMartinez-nw1pn Рік тому +311

    I love how the Fast series is so beyond logic and common sense and physics and even professional criticism. It's awesome

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 Рік тому +35

      To quote the review of the Critical Drinker: ".... these movies are so stupid, they have become immune against conventional movie criticism..."

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому +7

      Yeah, at this point if you go to one of them expecting anything less than something that defies all logic and common sense, it's on you, not them.

    • @michaelaramis1210
      @michaelaramis1210 Рік тому +2

      @@LucianDevine yeah, you know what you are paying for
      i had same feeling from Resident Evil Franchise of movies

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому +5

      @@michaelaramis1210 Exactly, and if you go in expecting anything else, then you deserve to be disappointed.

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus Рік тому

      Well it least they don't pretend. You feel they having fun doing it(except Vin Diesedl if rumores are true). I can respect that.

  • @jibekmechler139
    @jibekmechler139 Місяць тому +1

    This moving was a never ending parade of “wtf, they’re in this movie?”
    They forgot the 21 pilots cameo

  • @edisontrent618
    @edisontrent618 Рік тому +1

    That "What else is going on?" bit was great, thank you for that chuckle.

  • @ry.hillner
    @ry.hillner Рік тому +182

    That was a hilarious pitch meeting! I love the part when the pitch guy says they gotta go to Portugal because that’s where his dart landed on the map 😆

    • @jeffML3926
      @jeffML3926 11 місяців тому

      L'd mfao 🤣💯

  • @KurapikaStan
    @KurapikaStan Рік тому +25

    4:19 damn Ryan pulled off a 20 Combo Finisher right there

  • @rio197
    @rio197 9 місяців тому +2

    "Revenge is always personal" Ryan, can't believe you missed the opportunity of this line!

  • @kayc7442
    @kayc7442 11 місяців тому +2

    I demand more screen rants for more movies.
    This is one of the 2 channels I will watch before deciding to watch a movie with few exceptions.
    After the disaster that was the last season of game of thrones and the disrespect to Han Solo's character, I refuse to be subjected to the poor writing, regurgitated scripts and subversion plots and endings. Spoilers should be a feature, not a warning. I refuse to watch a film without knowing where the story is going.
    You are doing the Lord's work.

  • @yusufanbarfirdausi621
    @yusufanbarfirdausi621 Рік тому +226

    one of the best franchise to be in this video format 😂 Ryan doesn't even have to think too hard to find the crazy stuff

    • @etherealicer
      @etherealicer 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, he even glanced over the fact that a Submarine emerged in the Antarctic... Because that is pretty much expected at this point. I mean sure there is rock underneath that ice, not water, but whatever...

    • @huoshewu
      @huoshewu 4 місяці тому +1

      @@etherealicer Having to watch and remember the last 9 movies for "Didn't that guy explode the moon?" or whatever for this one to be like "Oh, yeah, that guy LOVES the moon. Moon's biggest fan." is the real hero actions. If they just put a mining drill on the front of the sub, nobody would ask questions because fight scene/explosion/fast car!!!

  • @peniparker7968
    @peniparker7968 Рік тому +5

    Me : Why did Dwayne Johnson come back after he swore he wouldn't return to the franchise
    Mr. Krabs: ...MONEY...

  • @mallietec9877
    @mallietec9877 Рік тому +6

    Idk how many times I watched this and showed my friends but "forces Dom to play rocket league" literally get me every time

  • @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805
    @pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 Рік тому +1

    My favourite part of the movie was AFTER the movie when people noticed how Dom's son went from Portuguese/White to a straight up Black kid in this movie, but *NO ONE* questioned the weird continuity error because in 2023 no one knows what will set off accusations of 'racism' lol

  • @everdawn777
    @everdawn777 Рік тому +96

    Ryan George with glasses and Ryan George without glasses are genuinely better written and more developed characters than every character in the entire Fast and Furious film franchise. I'm not sure if that's funny or not...

    • @corin418
      @corin418 Рік тому +8

      What are you talking about? they're completely different people!

    • @casey7113
      @casey7113 Рік тому +5

      You should see him with the moustache

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому +1

      @@corin418 And second cousins!

    • @andrewwashere82
      @andrewwashere82 Рік тому

      Technically, they're both Ryan George, but still separate. I'm guessing his side hustle is renting his clones to Screen Rant.

    • @xtremeskyman
      @xtremeskyman Рік тому +1

      I detect no lies

  • @das-9962
    @das-9962 Рік тому +83

    I honestly think it’s fascinating how we collectively, as a species, decided this franchise needs 10 installments. See you in two years for 11 Fast 11 Furious

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Рік тому +8

      As a species? You think aborigines in Ghana and the last remaining Inuit had a lot to do with the production of this movie? I'd wager that half the species doesn't even know this movie exists.

    • @das-9962
      @das-9962 Рік тому +29

      @@HerculesBallsInc I put the blame almost exclusively on Ghana aborigines. It's the rest of the population I was being unfair to

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Рік тому +3

      @@das-9962 Lol!

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 11 місяців тому +2

      it heralds our doom like the movie Idiocracy coming to life. But i guess we'll just continue on this path and make cute comments about it for likes

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 11 місяців тому +1

      @@seanmatyas BECAUSE I'M WATCHING YOU CONSTANTLY!

  • @hectorj.romanp.
    @hectorj.romanp. 10 місяців тому +3

    One of the problems with the second part not being shot back to back is that Brian (the child) will be almost a teenager. It would be weird unless they make a time jump and even so...

  • @peterdufosse461
    @peterdufosse461 Рік тому +2

    “You’re not in the Movie!” Hahahah Ryan yer cracking me up.
    Watched this instead of the movie. Thanks for the 90 minutes of my life! 🎉

  • @noahangkotta8275
    @noahangkotta8275 Рік тому +48

    You could really tell that Ryan hated this movie🤣

    • @akmaldanial67
      @akmaldanial67 Рік тому +1

      Nah, he always watches movies while trying to find anything he can joke about, even for good movies. 😅

  • @antonsimmons8519
    @antonsimmons8519 Рік тому +9

    "If that's not the promise of the premise, I don't know *what* is." Brilliant.

  • @sebasrodriguez616
    @sebasrodriguez616 Рік тому +13

    Yes! This one was great. So many good lines. I agree, that scene with Pete Davidson was so random and dumb. They were fighting like kids and then throwing either cocaine or pixie dust into the air. And Han should've been tripping for longer than that. Also, the part when you said "in the movie...I'm not in the movie" had me dying. Totally caught me off guard. (Totally catching me off guard is tight!)

  • @Coffee-ve8ub
    @Coffee-ve8ub 11 місяців тому +1

    Please Do a pitch meeting for the movie Goncharov, it’s the greatest mobster movie of all time! Goncharov is an old classic and definitely deserves a pitch meeting video!

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 Рік тому +7

    A huge explosion, followed by a line of dialog saying nobody died? Was Fast X dubbed by Ocean?
    "Too bad it's Sunday, those buildings would've been filled up tomorrow."

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV Рік тому +51

    As the Fast & Furious saga gets wilder, so do their pitch meetings. This was amazing 😂

  • @Chronosmaster002
    @Chronosmaster002 11 місяців тому +2

    Your channel is the only way I consume movies nowadays. Keep up the excellent job

  • @watchingyoutube_
    @watchingyoutube_ Рік тому +22

    I've been watching these for years and this easily one of my favorite pitches. Well done as always, Ryan!

  • @muggogoop
    @muggogoop Рік тому +7

    "If that's not the promise of the premise" NEEDS to be a new catchphrase, it's too good

  • @ProtossChad
    @ProtossChad Рік тому +66

    My face hurts from smiling ear to ear for 6 minutes straight

    • @Nick-dg2rx
      @Nick-dg2rx Рік тому +1

      Smiling for 6 minutes straight is tight!

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 Рік тому

      You should see a doctor. That ain't right.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Рік тому

      Is someone lookin' for a fight?

  • @clockworktri
    @clockworktri 11 місяців тому

    "-force Dom to play Rocket League at the Vatican" is just such an excellent description 👌

  • @danatkinson6698
    @danatkinson6698 Рік тому +3

    Using superfast quotes to describe how personal it is to dom is great!

  • @Sanwise2020
    @Sanwise2020 Рік тому +180

    I have to admit that Ryan makes me want to see a lot of movies even if it's for curiosity

    • @martinsmith5520
      @martinsmith5520 Рік тому +28

      Totally has the opposite effect for me.

    • @ninjarider2941
      @ninjarider2941 Рік тому

      You are missing the point. Ryan watched it so you don't have to. He shows the absurdity, shallowness, immaturity, excess, and overall poor quality of big-budget Hollywood products. It's just mindless audiovisual stimulation, loosely tied together with dialogue. Don't give your valuable time and money to a bunch of decadent champagne liberal elites. You should be mocking them.

    • @RENEG4DE4NGEL
      @RENEG4DE4NGEL Рік тому +7

      Yeah, no. This movie was bad. A literal dumpster fire could look at Fast X and it would say, "Whoa, at least I'm not THAT guy!"

    • @paleflower
      @paleflower Рік тому +1

      I know what you mean, I watch pitch meetings so I don’t have to watch the film but then he makes me want to just for laughs 😂

    • @7ebr830
      @7ebr830 Рік тому +3

      ​@@martinsmith5520
      Thanks. I came here to say exactly that, but you saved me from having to.

  • @Domasedd
    @Domasedd Рік тому

    - So, you have a new movie for me?
    - GET OFF MY BACK!!!
    - What?
    - Sorry, sir. Too soon.

  • @headkicked
    @headkicked 11 місяців тому

    4:20 Did he just do the Howard Dean "Byaaaah!" ???🤔
    😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Stephen-ki9yz
    @Stephen-ki9yz Рік тому +7

    Im a simple man. I see a pitch meeting, I watch

  • @HawkeyeCharmer
    @HawkeyeCharmer Рік тому +21

    I’ve seen the last 7 movies of this franchise exclusively through Pitch Meetings I just realised 😂 it’s been great!

    • @daninaydenova7115
      @daninaydenova7115 11 місяців тому

      that's exactly how I've been watching movies lately. nothing released by Zombiewood will ever get close to the quality of these here Pitch Meetings

  • @MzQTMcHotness
    @MzQTMcHotness Рік тому +5

    After having watched the film at the premier, this pitch meeting is spot on.

    • @thahoule7924
      @thahoule7924 10 місяців тому

      why tf would u watch that shit at the premier lawl

    • @MzQTMcHotness
      @MzQTMcHotness 10 місяців тому

      @@thahoule7924 because I was invited by production.

  • @voidox
    @voidox Місяць тому +1

    "what agency? THE" LOL

  • @jamielondon6436
    @jamielondon6436 Рік тому +9

    You know the comedy is next level when "The" is an absolutely perfect punch line.

  • @joydeepchaturvedi
    @joydeepchaturvedi Рік тому +58

    Thank you Ryan. At this point these pitch meetings really save a lot of popcorn money for me.

  • @vaporizejello
    @vaporizejello 11 місяців тому +1

    the 'i dont care' line has become my favourite.

  • @reinholdw1800
    @reinholdw1800 Рік тому +8

    The pitch meetings for these movies have consistently been so much better than the actual movies, that includes Ryan's acting.

  • @matthewfountain2721
    @matthewfountain2721 11 місяців тому +25

    Hi Ryan. This may be impossible. Can you do a pitch meeting for a film where it is perfect, please? No loop holes, well written. Writer Guy talks about the film and Producer Guy is genuinely thrilled and finds no flaws. I don't know what film that would be though.

    • @reffk5306
      @reffk5306 11 місяців тому

      bruce almighty?

    • @savioncrawford9947
      @savioncrawford9947 11 місяців тому +1

      Get out would be a great candidate

    • @evilcritter
      @evilcritter 11 місяців тому

      The Thing.

    • @10-D-Kai
      @10-D-Kai 11 місяців тому

      Stardusy

    • @samuel5591
      @samuel5591 10 місяців тому +4

      He kind of did that with John Wick - the writer refused to allow any needless convoluted bloat and the producer guy got frustrated at how hard it was to spoil the movie

  • @Chinmay_Wagh
    @Chinmay_Wagh Рік тому +8

    1:57 what agency ? THE 😂😂😂

    • @ConstantOwlk
      @ConstantOwlk 7 місяців тому

      No not "THE😂😂😂" its "THE"

  • @iliadnetfear2586
    @iliadnetfear2586 9 місяців тому +1

    I can't wait for several decades from now when the cast are all incredibly old, but still contractually obligated to make more of these movies, so they reach a point where Dom and the family are all in a Seniors' Home, stealing and pimping wheelchairs so they can pull heists on the Jell-O cart, and the villain approaches them with an offer to pull a heist on the medication room, but then leaves them to get framed, so they're all sentenced to like 10-15 timeouts in their room, but they all elaborately escape to confront him during the big Bingo game.

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 Рік тому +1

    You should do a pitch meeting about the 80s GI Joe movie with jokes about how in the original Pitch, Shipwreck was supposed to see a My Little Pony, cross himself and then it's implied he was holding beer or something (which was immediately rejected) and how Duke was supposed to die but the backlash towards Optimus Prime dying actually saved Duke's life.

  • @martinhennig8503
    @martinhennig8503 Рік тому +34

    Thank you Ryan for another awesome Pitch Meeting. I always look forward to new episodes and I have yet to be disappointed with any of them. Keep up the great work.
    I also want to thank you for acknowledging something that I have not yet found anything about online, that being Little B pulling the trigger, killing at least 4 guys and being pumped about it together with uncle Jakob. Maybe I have watched to many Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers and Cinema Sins videos but sometimes I can't completely turn the analyzing part of my brain off for popcorn action movies, which is why during that scene I could not help but think "dude that kid just took out at least 4 guys - looking forward to that realization/reaction down the line" (honestly I don't think that will ever come up and also maybe the exploding cars did not kill the passengers, who knows in this franchise xD). After the movie I mentioned this to my friends and they were like "I did not even think about that while watching, why can't you stop thinking and cheer for the explosions like the kid did?" My only response was that this could lead to a little psychopath down the line - which I guess could be the plotline for "Fast & Furious 18" where Little B is all grown up and needs to be stopped by his family...
    Sorry about the long rant but it really bugged me that seemingly no one acknoledged this part or just brushed it off as "they were bad guys" or "I would want him to do that in this situation to save them" - in any case this should have an impact on the kid in some way and not the laughing "yeah we blew them up". I just think this seems such a deliberate choice to have him actually pull the trigger - why not have the uncle pull the trigger instead of reloading. With the emphasis on family and coming together to support each other which they always bring up, I really hope this is not simply forgotton about.
    Anyway once again thank you for the video and anyone reading this, thanks for indulging in my little rant.

    • @AllenMS828
      @AllenMS828 11 місяців тому +1

      I actually had the same concern. That part of the movie didn't sit well with me at all.

    • @sergiosaunier
      @sergiosaunier 11 місяців тому +1

      Unfortunately, nobody you talked to giving a crap is just a sign of the times we're living in, mate.

  • @ZacharyGreenberg18
    @ZacharyGreenberg18 Рік тому +44

    Aquaman was a tough villain but we all know he can't stop Family.

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Рік тому

      I’m surprised the other Aquaman couldn’t stop him

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Рік тому

      Given how often Aquaman loses family, I guess it makes sense he would lose to Family...or at least more sense than anything else in this movie.

    • @MrTJPAS
      @MrTJPAS Рік тому

      Especially when Family brings back Wonder Woman