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When I saw this, I almost passed out laughing when they "Tarzan'd" that car across the ravine. I was laughing on and off for 5 minutes after that scene happened.
do youblike the transporter movies with Jason Statham? I think it was 2, when he had to save his boss's son from being kidnapped. They put a bomb under his car and he drove up through a mall area I think, through a through a window, flipped the car over and hooked the bomb on a crane hook. Or maybe it was transporter 3. either way goo movie but this crazy shit with cars thing was way before tfadt and furious lol. but I do hate that it went as crazy as it did also. like it wrnt from gran turismo video game to hot wheels and cruisin usa video game lmao
7mins in and i have seen enough BS to break the sin counter. This should be a record of some kind i have never heard the narrator sound so furious in all of these i have watched 10/10! XD
I was watching this at 2:30 am with my son in my arms. I had to pause the video because I was choking from laughter. That car swing scene is by far the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen in a movie 🤣
@@LucianDevine buwahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣 A citation would require them or someone to go and watch the movie again, and I don't think we should put anyone through that level of torture willingly 😂
@@siegfriednightmare7909 I don't see how it's cringeworthy. I haven't seen the movies so I didn't know about the brain injury thing, so I found the comment pretty funny.
That's why I love this channel. I wouldn't watch most movies if I was drunk and paid to. But I'll watch a video confirming the few theories I had after watching teasers.
You're out of your mind if you think Gisele is dead. The only thing we saw was her falling from a car. Now that Han is back they'll include her in the next movie.
I was on the fence about watching this movie but after seeing "Cars In Space!" and said car was one step shy of being a DeLorean, the final scene should have had Dom walking up to a Semi Trailer and him saying, "You were right, Optimus." That would have completed this movie.
My favorite sin is the fact that the British girl in the movie claimed to not know how to drive, and to have never driven a vehicle before. She then gets into a semi truck with a manual transmission and magically knows how to use the clutch and manages to get the truck moving in 1st gear without stalling the truck even once.
Reminds me of the chase scene in Swordfish where Hugh Jackman’s character also magically knew how to drive a six speed TVR (which somehow was able to be legally imported and driven in LA).
@@cubiekill5454 as a driving instructor, even while SHOWING and giving DETAILED instructions on how to get the car moving in the 1st gear, they still fail 90% of the times, and keep failing for some classes. So yes, you don't "learn" how to drive a manual car just by trying, she would not be able to get out of the place at all without knowing she has to hold the clutch in the right position.
To be honest, I usually turn off my brain and just have fun with these movies, but this one was so horrible with the stunts and add on stories I tuned out, while already tuned out after the bridge jump..watching this made me realize how much I just didn't see
Hahahah I actually can’t believe this film man! It’s definitely a comedy 😂 There is no way they wrote this story without bursting into laughter every time they finished a scene
I’m convinced that Dom been in a coma since hitting that truck in the first movie and has been dreaming everything since lol in which case this makes perfect sense
I love the fact that Dom driving his car into a single wire, somehow getting that wire caught under the tire, and then using said wire to swing HIS GOD DAMN CAR OFF A CLIFF AND THROUGH THE AIR OVER TO ANOTHER MOUNTAIN was just too much for even CS to handle and literally broke him. I mean, the "gravity doesn't exist" bridge was bad enough, but yeah...that car bullshit broke my brain too!
The real question in this franchise at this point isn't "How did they survive this?" but rather "Even if they managed to get hit by the mine or fall into the ocean or get a bullet into their heart, would it matter?" I don't know why these movies are trying to pretend they are at any risk of real danger anymore, so might as well make them terminators to explain it all.
The real question is how not half the actors and producers have died on drug overdose? I mean for the love of whatever in the world, you cannot shot this shit without MASSIV use of drugs. Imagine being still sentient when you have to do this... Alternative would be the question the video sets up "why people like this?" Because it ...still takes itself to serious to be pure satire and it is ridicilously bad in everything. I mean I guess you need to have movies to watch when you are near your own drug overdose death?!
@@xardas149 there not on draugs torll and you dam wil do can shot thais shti with bein on drag to jared ans jeason form supernturl the dotn drags and do scazy shit like this so you know ntoing
@@xardas149 torl you do cgi with otu drarg and no of ator are doing the shti you in the movies it all cgi ro thro cars off brages and sky diveing to flim then the edtie then ators in puar wlak wodo told you the is no drags if he were laive fool he brotehr wood be pissed to ehre you say this carp
The franchise should've been ended before it ever got started, beginning with the very first turd in a long line of super turds in a mega turd franchise.
I‘m gonna be 100% honest with you: I can‘t wait till the next F&F movie is coming, ONLY cause I wanna see what it will do to the sin counter this time!
Next movie they're gonna be driving fucking Teslas to mars to save the earth's core from exploding. And once they get a macguffin from a dead ancient alien civilization on mars, they drive cars into the earth's core and save the world.
I have mostly consumed this series via Cinema Sins and the amount this series mimics my 5-year old imagination is astounding. Most notably, all cliffs have inexplicable ramps, bad guys aren't allowed to hit the good guys, everything is absolutely perfectly timed, and physics only apply when convenient. I'm not a fan of all those "cartoon is imagination of kid with coma" theories, but the car scenes really play out that way.
The sin about the radio/ear pieces reminds me of when you're playing with action figures and all the good guys can inexplicably communicate. These movies is just a kid playing with his action figures.
Remember in the first movie where Dom broke his arm after hitting a truck and flipping? Or in the second movie where Roman broke his arm after their car landed on a yacht. It's amazing how those crashes were less dangerous and resulted in injury, but now the crashes are even more violent and dangerous, and they just walk away like nothing happened. I wonder if Dom became a Terminator in the 20 years between the first movie and this one? I sat in the theater, watching this, thinking how the hell did this franchise go from street racing and crime to now have cars flying in space? This isn't a franchise that has evolved. It seems to have devolved into pure craziness.
In Fast 13 we're gonna find out they were all in a Doomsday-esque program and alot of those injuries they actually die from and resurrect but have no memory of it... Crazy stuff
3:28 this is where the movie lost me - how he could do all of this and not get shot is absolutely nuts. I watched the entire thing, but this part is where I checked out.
I’m so torn because idk if that or the car in space was more unbelievable. I know the car in space but surrounded by military with ak’s on the low ground and in front of you
I unironically recommend F9 as the best first movie to start with for people unfamiliar with the Fast & Furious movies. If they can watch F9 and still want more, they'll love the first eight movies.
10:05 This part is really scary to me because that doesn't sound like his fake laugh. It sounds genuine. Which means this scene is so incredibly stupid that it broke his character.
I mean...watching this movie, I genuinely laughed at a lot of this shit, purely because it was just THAT farcical. So I'm not surprised it made him genuinely laugh out at the absurdity of it.
I like how when Dom and Letty swung across the cliff with the rope from the bridge, and proceeded to hit a mountain neither of them had seat belts on. They just held on and both were able to walk away without a scratch, they must be super human!
..awhile before F9 was out, someone in chat for the F8 trailer stated: "In F9, Dom will reach orbit in a Dodge Charger on the power of Corona and family". ..I commented, "Yessir, but with a lil boost from NOS, as well!" Man..quite nigh prophetic.
To be fair, she'd probably have done better than the actual driver who did part of the scene, who ran out the end of the set and nearly crashed the damn truck.
The final sin counter hammering on every one of the 13 digits cracked me up! I'm so used to 2 or 3 hammer blows, this was like flippin' Robocop gratuitousness. Awesome work!
I love how I don't even have to have seen this movie in order to appreciate the jokes in this video. That is good script writing right there. Also, I feel like I have seen the movie after watching this. That's good editing
I watched the video and lost about 30 IQ, which is definitely not quite as much as I would have watching the movie, but it is more time-efficient, so well done I guess.
@@3mmmmmm I'll be honest, the first couple of Fast & Furious movies were good. Everything crumpled under its feet when they tried to shoehorn new plot and background with little to no meaning in the later films.
I'm sad that they didn't mention the part where they shift IN SPACE then step on the peddle, me and my brother where dying laughing at how ridiculous this movie was
I've been having a real tough time lately, harder than ever, so I decided to watch Fast 9 for the first time mainly to watch this sins video after. I couldn't have been happier watching the video. From the near dozens of similarity of sins I mentioned and got to see expressed, to the hilarious jokes, to the positive advertisement of improving one's mental health. I'm proud to be a fan for a near decade now.
Literally the only lines they haven't crossed yet in the franchise are magic(including time travel), breaking the fourth wall(properly) and/or aliens, once any of those get a mention then they'll finally have to take a step back. I don't care if they say they're gonna stop making these movies soon I believe they'll keep going until at least one of those lines is crossed.
@@MrExcessum Tokyo Drift was mediocre but I'd be lying if I said I don't like it. The first 4 are the ones I really like. 5 is over the top but in a fairly entertaining way, like they embraced the high octane action. By 6 though it was just getting too weird. I never even watched 7-9. The closest I've come is Cinemasins. 9 is the worst because they try to be all self aware of how stupid it is and it just....doesn't work.
@@adamvialpando106 yeah 6 was where it started to get weird and humour got lame and also awkward and cringe. I've seen movies that have more ridiculous stunts but they are set in a different world, these fast franchise screen writers are trying to tell us that all these things happening are happening in the same world as the first fast and furious movie.
@@nhatpham9933 5 was a straight forward movie and storyline like the ones before it plus you could still accept that Han was alive as it was a prequel to Tokyo drift, but then they wanted to keep him alive for more prequels and resurrect Letty and the screenwriting just got lazier and lazier and the budget got bigger and bigger. Not to mention how they butchered their timeline, like does Han die at the start of 7? So does that mean 7 was set in 2006 but made in 2015 or does it mean Tokyo drift was set in 2015 but made in 2006(while they're carrying around phones that were clearly made in 2006). Lazy doesn't come close to explaining the screenwriting.
Man that “obi wan Konabi is gonna be mad when he see’s Roman kicking so much ass even though he does have the high ground” joke made me laugh my ass of that was a good one
Amazing how the only movies to break the sin counter have been Fast and Furious 8 and 9 i think 9 had worse too cause in 8 it died and in 9 it killed it self
I went to see this movie with my 10 year old brother and I kid you not… not even 27 minutes into this movie he was telling me “we can go if u want too” this movie broke us both 🤣
Been waiting for this so I don't have to watch the full movie. This saved me time and was way better than wasting a whole 3 hours watching it. Awesome job.
10:25 you say Don’t would know Little Brian is with Brian because he would’ve dropped him off at his house. BUT in the director’s cut, there’s a scene where Mia shows up to pick up Little Brian instead so Dom could come on this mission, in that scene, Dom doesn’t tell Mia what the mission is which is why she says he could’ve told her. So technically Dom doesn’t know that Brian is watching all the kids. Sure he probably would’ve assumed he is since Mia is there and he’s not.
Actually, Obi Wan defeated Maul while being on the low ground, because he had a moral high ground. That means Roman pulled that off due to the moral high ground for being earning his paychek
When I first saw this movie, I appreciated the fact that Mia only did regular human shit for most of the movie. It makes sense she didn't magically get super powers like everyone else since she wasn't involved in the last few movies. That probably would have gotten a sin off if it wasn't for her catching and holding JOHN CENA as he was hanging off the side of that tank near the end. Other than that, she really didn't do anything unbelievable imo.
I want to be fair and say...thst was actually the most unbelievable thing. And trust me, I love to take uo for women in movies. As a marine vet, I will.find any excuse to give a woman a win over a man because I've worked with tough women and I think with a fair bit of knowledge, skill and luck and training, a small woman can still.beat a bigger man..and I've been it st least 3x. However, her holding on to someone like John cena...no lmao. Quick precise hits and using your opponents momentum is one thing. But pure strength from her size to his size? no. And while the car bridge scene was ridiculous and so is the space scene for that matter....I'll say this is a percentage that realistically COULD work. But I cannot give her tht same possibility
@@chadferguson5304 yup lol. im.basing it off experience I offloading and stupid tjingsngetting tied under the wheels. or driving over a median, and again, something locking up the tires. and beinf a truck driver you honestly don't see much. you just have to.have spatial awareness. knowing where your tires are, where your telrailer is, and the pivot point and where it will.be while.making turns and backing. but the sheer size of this lady and ioh cena...nah. she's not holding. him like that lol
@@agonleed3841 they are both extremely unbeleivable, but physics says the bridge scene is physically impossible. I'm not saying mia holding cena isn't but it's more believable than something literally going against the last of physics lol we would need to know how much she can dead lift and his weight before assuming she can't hold him. We got his weight, I'm js there's women in the olympics that aren't that much bigger than her lifting weight that weigh double than cena. So idk
@@chadferguson5304 nah. deadlift infant ding that. leverage playing a part also. per position...she's going down as well. Simple as that. and I agree the car scenes is stupid crazy. Im.just saying a bridge IS strong enough to.hold a car. the cables whatever they're made of has to.be strong enough as well considering they're holding the bridge and it's load while supporting any shifting. tge most unbelievable part about that unbelievable situation is the fact it let go. Like, if that cable is jammed, it's jammed and not comig.out. HOWEVER what if it snapped for the very reason you xant.believe it held on in the first place. then it's just pure luck and people are lucky. so a mix of skill and luck, no.matter how crazy, I can give it.that because movie. But...still bridge, cable, luck, jamming snapping...fine. it's a movie. ALL the luck in the world came together. now I worked with some strong females in military. and some huge guys who influenced me to workout like bodybuilders. Now, I'm 5'4" and I worked out with guys the size of the rock currently and John Cena. trust me, trying to help someone over the staircase to.heaven obstacle course. The logs, over the walls...even.beinf in shape, someone that big, the leverage you need plays against you. you have to.hold yourself first...whike also having leverage, then also using all of that to help the other person. whe was definitely getting pulled down. I still said, "eh...movie. let it go" but it was definitely in the mindset also of "cmon now. the bridge thing...OK. This? I don't know..not a lot to.work with here" I tend to come up with excuses for movies. To me, I WANT to enjoy movies so I'll come up with anything that can be somewhat realistic even if it requires a great deal of luck. it's a.movie, that's the point. things come together for success. But I need the resources for that luck situation.
I'm glad you pointed out how the Angry Cars franchise has a "Die a villain, or live long enough to become a hero" vibe. Just like the Dragon Ball Franchise
There's always an extremely cool moment in a Vin Diesel movie, like the truck magnet. I am sure that he comes up with that moment first then builds a movie around it and doesn't care if the final product is meh or not.
@@J.PC.Designs no im talking bout grown n kids , like its a movie get ova ya self most grown people watch movies like this for the action now n u cant see everything fam 😂 its people out there who like it n hate it
@@J.PC.Designs if you take it seriously you don't get the point of them 🤣🤣🤣 this shxt ain't been "serious" since the 2nd one. It's just fun with a good message. It's what Transformers WANTS to be 🤣💯
Can’t wait to see how many sins the Fast saga will get when you compile them all into one video like you did with the HP franchise. Has to be several quintillion sins, no?
"why do people like this" was the best question for these movies cause I swear I am baffled people actually like this series. Granted the first few weren't bad but these movies just got so ridiculous the fact people get excited when one is announced is mind boggling
Hopefully ita just 14 to 16 year old boys who still play grand theft auto, and not fully grown adults that go to watch these movies. There was a comment above that I pretty much agree with, that the first movie especially, and maybe up to number 5, were sort of plausible in a "it's a movie so suspend some disbelief" kind of way, they pointed out that in the first one they were almost killed by a single trucker in a big rig with a shotgun, yet from 6 onwards they have turned into some super elite black ops delta squadron who can get out of any scenario.
Because it's simple entertainment, it's like wanting to eat McDonalds or Burgerking. It holds absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever and it may or may not kill you someday, but sometimes you just crave it. The Fast and Furious movies is just that. It's trash, but it's trash a lot of people wants to consume, yours truly included.
The funniest thing in this bloated travesty of cartoon physics and mumble talking, at least to me, is that Vin Diesal said, “ Well John Cena may be taller than me now but my younger actor will be a foot taller than his younger actor so take that.”
I'm in no way defending this piece of shit but it is a fact that many younger siblings can end up being taller than their older siblings. That's the only logical thing that makes sense in this movie and I've never seen this movie outside of watching this video. What I want to know is why, just why people are you letting them continue to make this type of garbage?!?!? Well I know why they are continuing because it's now a cash cow for them but still. It no longer makes sense because it can't keep the same fucking plot it seems when every new movie comes out. The movie was supposed to be about cars and racing. That's why the first movie was and still is the best out of this shitty franchise. Just stop already! Just stop!!!
@@sarahprince2412 They said they’ll stop at Fast 10. But pretty sure that doesn’t mean the spinoffs like Hobbs and Shaw won’t exist. I’d assume they’d also plan for a TV show, which means we’ll get tortured by this every week.
Ignore how Letty got Dom back up when he was drowning, HOW DID SHE GET INTO THE SHAFT? Remember Dom shut that large steel door and twisted the handle so she couldn't get past. She was banging and screaming on that thing to try to get back, so how once the roof falls in, does she suddenly open that lodged shut door?
How did she manage to get that far down without getting hurt, then drag him out. He fell for a long time. Im still baffled that he can grab a chain and bring down the whole silo by pulling on it.
My mate and I noticed that F9 was out on home media and finally decided to watch it, drinking game style. Made a liter jar or mojito and a list of 10 or 11 things where we have to take a sip, from "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" to "Cross on screen." "Character survives.." was a brutal one. The first liter of mojito was gone in 15 minutes. If I remember correctly it was 3.5L in total. I do not remember getting home. Thanks for that Fast Fam!
That "tiny track" is actually Irwindale Speedway in California. Its one of the smallest Nascar Tracks and for years hasnt even been used by the company. Im surprised its even here
I am someone who has always loved cars, loved over the top action, and therefore I love Fast and Furious, but it has gotten truly ridiculous. I sat there watching this movie just almost cringing at some of the scenes, and while the attempt to be self aware when Roman was pointing out how they never have a scratch on them, was nice, it was too little, too late. I've been saying for years that they should have ended it after 7. That was when they had the great send-off for Paul Walker, and it was a great movie imo. There was no reason to make 8, 9, or any of the future ones, other than money. Hollywood kills good things in the pursuit of money, and it's sad.
@Big-Car5072 I think it's a popular opinion, but I respect that you disagree and I'm sorry my comment upset you. I still love the series regardless. I was just making an observation. Of course it won't change anything. Does everything you say make a difference in the world? No. But you're human and you're going to express your opinion just like everyone else. Just like you're doing now.
I csn wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment and I respect your opinion but I have to point out that enjoying this franchise (even in its first episode) and complaining that "Hollywood kills good things in the pursuit of money" is, at least to a degree, being part of the problem without realizing it. These movies have always been cringey, exagerated and ridiculous (not to mention retrograde and reactionary) and always were nothing more thant factory-line-assembled products with the sole purpose of making money. Thet got worse in time, granted, but they were always bad.
i think there is a typo in the title... the actual name is "this isnt really a movie we just magically resurrect every character who we have previousley seen die for no reason and also hire a load of people with no acting capability whatsoever just because they are famous and/or a meme on the internet - the movie"
When me and my bro watched this in theaters, we couldn't help but to identify sins as the movie progressed. They are so outrageous that you literally can't even ignore them anymore like you could in past movies. We were talking mad trash bout the film during the minefield scene, especially since Dom and Jacob are both using ordinary musclecars with normal tires and somehow dodging mines successfully. 😒
I class most of them as sci-if/ fantasy/ comedy now and I haven’t paid to watch this nonsense since the first one. I only watch nowadays to see how silly they are and they never fail to conquer new heights on every single occasion. Please kill this franchise now
@A Traveler Of The Universe That is exactly the aspect which makes me furious (bad pun intended). This latest instalment of this atrocity grossed more than 700 mio worldwide and of course they keep on making "stupid" (To clarify: Stupid means that the movies wants to taken serious with its family theme but the rest of it is so much closer to a spoof movie that this tonal imbalance makes it an absolute cringe fest') movies like this because they are successful. On the other hand, movies such as Dune ae struggling to be profitable. It is the audience's fault that movie theaters play this trainwreck of a movie on several screens for weeks.
Let me get this straight. Her parents programmed that thing to only respond to their DNA, while they had a whole other person to take care of, and they didn't once consider the fact that it might put her in danger? Worst. Parents. Ever.
Yep. I mean why would you put your daughter in danger by relating her to any of your dangerous research and just make it so that their daughter doesnt have a nick of evidence that she is involved and instead made clues about the thing a majig far away from her? Number 1 things you should do as a parent when involved with dangerous research/deals. Dont involve any family or friends. But movies already proved me that most of the time its usually a plot point...
Woah. And I thought you giving 1,000,000,000 sins for Home Alone 2: Lost in New York just for the Trump cameo was overkill. But this movie takes it next level. Also note, I counted the other missing sins, so there's a total of 1 trillion, 2173 sins.
I always like looking back and comparing each new and dumber installment to the original. We went from a scene where a man lacerates their arm fatally in a failed truck jacking to literally being a Warner Bros cartoon.
@Ultimate Sora that's not the point I'm aware of what you said the point is people criticize other action movies but not marvel , super heroes are not real, magic is not real, sorcery is not, real people flying around the sky never seen that in real life. I think it's hypocritical for marvel fans to talk about other movies when they watch the same crap😂
@Ultimate Sora Reality is subjective to the fiction universe. If the author sets fiction rules for what is real and then starts breaking them with no explanation, two things start happening: first the public starts losing interest in the story since they can no longer apply logic to the results and second the characters no longer are in any real danger, since the rules of the fictional world are just bent for convenience. Why care about the super dupper new bad guy threatening the world if not only the public can't predict the level of danger but any eventual consequence can be easily reversed by the good guys? Why even bother having a story, plot, characters arcs and world building if none of it affects the movie? Just show the CGI fight animation for two hours and call it a movie instead.
@Ultimate Sora that did happens and still is. Just like the scene when Roman shoots all those military while standing still and being at direct path to the bullets and still manages to suvive without a single scratch. Why someone should care about a marvel fight scene if they can just pull a superpower out of nowhere and escape the situation. Or if the villain wins, they just go back in time and revert all damage? Not saying it was not fun at the start, since it was novel. The first iron man is one of my favorite movies. But with all the cartoon, CGi and PG13 nonsence, why should someone still cares about the plot anymore?
I understand some people find entertaining from literally turning off their brain and just being mesmerized by anything no matter how stupid. This series is perfect for those people. Even then it pushes stupidity so far I can’t believe a rock would even be entertained.
@@LukaCuturic soooo true and it all happened in the first 20mins. it was too much. like how were they gonna top that in the next 90 mins haha I was nodding off. i peaked way too early hahaha
Me: this movie better get at least one million sins! CinemaSins: over one TRILLION sins! The sin counter even gave up afterwards and decided to just self-destruct Thank you CinemaSins, I knew you wouldn't disappoint
Me/Everyone: HOW IN THE HELL THE SIN COUNTER STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THAT Dom: That's the thing viewers, nothing can destroy FAMILY 👪 (The Fast Franchise is the only movie to destroy the Sin Counter.....TWICE)
Legit, this is the only one, in the franchise, that I laughed out loud in the theatre for. For the longest time I sat there doubled over in mirth while everyone around me was also chuckling. I love Fast moves but with this one, I was glad to know that its almost over and wont have to deal with this stuff again. Confession: shed a tear with Brian references at the end of the movie dinner. R.I.P Paul Walker.
However positive an ending they chose for Walker's character after his untimely death, I feel they're unnecessarily milking it by drawing attention to his increasingly hard to explain absence
@@jphenry3404 FINALLY! Someone gets it! 🤩 They aren't fucking "paying tribute" or some shit - they're squeezing a man's death for every penny it's worth. It's fucking nauseating.
@@jphenry3404 you know when spin-offs of games reference the original but then act like they don't know what they're talking about? like "Oh, yeah, that Commander Shepard guy... haha... no idea who that is -wink wink-"? it feels like they're doing that to Brian, except, you know, this is a real human being with a real family that died tragically and left behind a void that will never be filled what's worse is knowing that if he was alive the writers would have completely retconned everything about his backstory - and they have plenty of material, what with him being an undercover cop and then working for the feds. they're probably going to do that nevertheless, just so they can pull some shit about Vince being alive and working for him, just like Letty was. it honestly makes me happier to hear CinemaSins sinning Brian just like he used to because at least he doesn't treat the character any differently. it feels like Paul Walker is still part of this franchise in some way not because of some wishy washy "family" bullshit but because his character is being treated the same as it was when he was alive, at least here. CinemaSins has created a better legacy for Paul Walker than these fucking directors have.
@@efteron5342 Very well put my friend, I agree 100% I feel like they had a chance to let him ride off into the sunset, give the character a proper send-off, and respect the tragic loss of Paul Walker in that way, but instead they half-measured it, trying to keep him 'alive', as if he's Lenin embalmed in a glass case, to please fans that seem to care more about their beloved franchise than about the actor that died way too soon.
Omg, I was wondering how the jump with no bridge gonna be addressed but I couldn't catch my breath for like a minute. Haven't laughed like that in a while.
honestly, the utilisation of "sports sedan" when describing a sports car that barely has a backseat, has the same energy as throwing around "biometrics" and "algorithm" in an earlier scene.
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Do everything wrong with guns Akimbo next
How dare you do fast and fouious you horrible person lol
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The very day this movie came out, my mind was thinking about you guy's making a video on this movie all the time. Worth waiting for this video lol.
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The sin counter may be strong enough to hold all the billions of sins, but it isn’t stronger than family
Family so strong it bended reality an made a brother
@@poteto_on_the_internet Fast 10 No Way Home.
or Corona
cinema sins is my brother
dun dun dun and nobody cares lmao
I was surprised this movie didn't break the sin counter again. Though it did give it more sins than Trump's appearance in Home Alone II, LOL!
It all makes sense now....nobody's ever seen Toretto's brother before because it's John Cena!
Exactly.
“I understood that reference.” -Captain America
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The director knew what he was doing casting him 😂
When I saw this, I almost passed out laughing when they "Tarzan'd" that car across the ravine. I was laughing on and off for 5 minutes after that scene happened.
do youblike the transporter movies with Jason Statham? I think it was 2, when he had to save his boss's son from being kidnapped. They put a bomb under his car and he drove up through a mall area I think, through a through a window, flipped the car over and hooked the bomb on a crane hook.
Or maybe it was transporter 3. either way goo movie but this crazy shit with cars thing was way before tfadt and furious lol.
but I do hate that it went as crazy as it did also.
like it wrnt from gran turismo video game to hot wheels and cruisin usa video game lmao
I saw that scene from fuckin trailer even before it came out and exactly knew it has the bullshit power to break the sin counter
And they didn't get a scratch on their bodies anywhere! They are invincible!
7mins in and i have seen enough BS to break the sin counter. This should be a record of some kind i have never heard the narrator sound so furious in all of these i have watched 10/10! XD
I was watching this at 2:30 am with my son in my arms. I had to pause the video because I was choking from laughter. That car swing scene is by far the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever seen in a movie 🤣
The sin counter just shutting down and giving those warning sirens gets me everytime. Smiling so my face hurts good
Fun fact: the "F" stands for Family, and the "9" is for how many times Dom mentions it every minute
Citation needed! That number seems way too low!
@@LucianDevine buwahahaha!!! 🤣🤣🤣
A citation would require them or someone to go and watch the movie again, and I don't think we should put anyone through that level of torture willingly 😂
@@faizahmohammedaruwa Hey, he's the one throwing out numbers, and this is the internet and the CinemaSins comment section. Are you new here, lol?
second*
@@faizahmohammedaruwa Id be willing to do it for family
"Careful is when you get hurt" is a bold claim for a lady whose traumatic brain injury made her lose all her memories
violation
That's the point.
Also cringeworthy comment just desperately seeking attention for useless likes lol.
Dude
@@siegfriednightmare7909 I don't see how it's cringeworthy. I haven't seen the movies so I didn't know about the brain injury thing, so I found the comment pretty funny.
@@siegfriednightmare7909 my man's who hurt you
I haven't seen the movie and I was still looking forward more to this anyway.
Yeah
That's why I love this channel. I wouldn't watch most movies if I was drunk and paid to. But I'll watch a video confirming the few theories I had after watching teasers.
I don't watch movies. I just watch the sins lol
Don't waste your time trust me
Same. Just here to see a dumpster fire being laughed at 😁
You're out of your mind if you think Gisele is dead. The only thing we saw was her falling from a car. Now that Han is back they'll include her in the next movie.
Of course she didn't die: she is Wonder Woman. It was only a scratch.
It's been confirmed that she's coming in the next movie
@@tammy3331 Fast of The Fate of the Furious: Return of the Alive
@@Mimir325 Fate of the Fastly Furious: Alive has Returned
Right. The Shaw brother survived the same fall lol
I was on the fence about watching this movie but after seeing "Cars In Space!" and said car was one step shy of being a DeLorean, the final scene should have had Dom walking up to a Semi Trailer and him saying, "You were right, Optimus." That would have completed this movie.
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Bruh Tyrese wanted a fast and furious and Transformers movie crossover XD
@@feeblemonster8174 Would make sense with all the tech and unbelievable saves and whatnot. Hidden autobots
Wait what??? That would have been friggin perfect!!!!!!
I laughed LOL
My favorite sin is the fact that the British girl in the movie claimed to not know how to drive, and to have never driven a vehicle before. She then gets into a semi truck with a manual transmission and magically knows how to use the clutch and manages to get the truck moving in 1st gear without stalling the truck even once.
Reminds me of the chase scene in Swordfish where Hugh Jackman’s character also magically knew how to drive a six speed TVR (which somehow was able to be legally imported and driven in LA).
i mean...how hard can that be lol
@@cubiekill5454 as a driving instructor, even while SHOWING and giving DETAILED instructions on how to get the car moving in the 1st gear, they still fail 90% of the times, and keep failing for some classes. So yes, you don't "learn" how to drive a manual car just by trying, she would not be able to get out of the place at all without knowing she has to hold the clutch in the right position.
@@vinhix r/woooosh
Yea bro she'd be stalling frequently or bepping and moving forward very slowly
I laughed the entire movie at just how ridiculous the stunts were🤣. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder watching any movie.
Yeah it's way funnier than Tom holland's spiderman films. Even funnier than mcu films lol.
To be honest, I usually turn off my brain and just have fun with these movies, but this one was so horrible with the stunts and add on stories I tuned out, while already tuned out after the bridge jump..watching this made me realize how much I just didn't see
I'm no the only one
In fast 8 or 7 in the cinemas, while people were crying, I was laughing lol
@@lollamo7608 Yeah mcu isn't funny they tried very very hard.
Hahahah I actually can’t believe this film man! It’s definitely a comedy 😂 There is no way they wrote this story without bursting into laughter every time they finished a scene
Thank you
Someone who thought what I was thinking lol
This movie was seriously goofy
At This point the guy who wrote this movie was on cocaine like bad bad lmao 😄😂🤣
Every movie in the series is over the top. Pure ham.
This movie made $762 million at the box office...
How did the actors manage to keep a straight face through all that dialog? That’s an Oscar-worthy performance there.
Cause dom always makes the same face like hes constipated and sad at the same time
They ARE laughing but every actor has major nerve damage which is why they're unable to express any emotion beyond "macho glaring."
this is one of those movies that while i was watching i was just imagining the pain it would cause cinemasins to sin it
You aren’t the only one! I’ve been waiting for this since April 😂😂
I feel like acknowledging this film being real even via cinemasins, is a terrible idea for the world.
It’s because FAMILY.
@@aprilia3092 no no no no I am 10
@@OliveTreesa Really? I thought eldritch gods were old af. The more you know
@@snkybrki He's 10 in terms of elder gods, lul.
@@thefreddyfazter781 Shit, didn't think of that
I’m convinced that Dom been in a coma since hitting that truck in the first movie and has been dreaming everything since lol in which case this makes perfect sense
What truck ?
Even Dom isn't stupid enough to dream this crapola.
I love the fact that Dom driving his car into a single wire, somehow getting that wire caught under the tire, and then using said wire to swing HIS GOD DAMN CAR OFF A CLIFF AND THROUGH THE AIR OVER TO ANOTHER MOUNTAIN was just too much for even CS to handle and literally broke him. I mean, the "gravity doesn't exist" bridge was bad enough, but yeah...that car bullshit broke my brain too!
This movie looks more like a kid's play toy imagination. 😏
Its cartoonish at this point. They dont even need real actors.
I love how it broke the entire system.
This is the second time the sin counter actually suffered. It was actually killed in the review of the 8th movie.
You're all missing the point. THIS IS A COMEDY NOW!
The real question in this franchise at this point isn't "How did they survive this?" but rather "Even if they managed to get hit by the mine or fall into the ocean or get a bullet into their heart, would it matter?" I don't know why these movies are trying to pretend they are at any risk of real danger anymore, so might as well make them terminators to explain it all.
The real question is how not half the actors and producers have died on drug overdose? I mean for the love of whatever in the world, you cannot shot this shit without MASSIV use of drugs. Imagine being still sentient when you have to do this...
Alternative would be the question the video sets up "why people like this?" Because it ...still takes itself to serious to be pure satire and it is ridicilously bad in everything. I mean I guess you need to have movies to watch when you are near your own drug overdose death?!
@@xardas149 there not on draugs torll and you dam wil do can shot thais shti with bein on drag to jared ans jeason form supernturl the dotn drags and do scazy shit like this so you know ntoing
@@xardas149 torl you do cgi with otu drarg and no of ator are doing the shti you in the movies it all cgi ro thro cars off brages and sky diveing to flim then the edtie then ators in puar wlak wodo told you the is no drags if he were laive fool he brotehr wood be pissed to ehre you say this carp
@@xardas149 i'm pretty sure their paychecks are keeping them more than happy in lieu of any drugs
The pause after the "John Cena is pretty good at comedy" comment then directly on to the next joke is pure genius 😂
I didn't get it?
@@belalbeshmaf8234 good at comedy but his "serious" acting leaves alot to be desired.
the narrator just gives up during filming f9
@@notkimpine it was too well timed
@@belalbeshmaf8234 The key to a good joke is timing.
The fact this movie was created is a sin. The fast series should have ended at 7
more like 3 you think they wouldnt go for another after td
Should have ended at 3
So you’re saying “this movie exists”
The franchise should've been ended before it ever got started, beginning with the very first turd in a long line of super turds in a mega turd franchise.
I agree especially after the demise of Brian O’Connor one the main characters in real life aka Paul walker
I‘m gonna be 100% honest with you: I can‘t wait till the next F&F movie is coming, ONLY cause I wanna see what it will do to the sin counter this time!
8 broke the sin counter after 7 previous ones
Bet it'll get at least one googol of sins.
But what will happen in the next one? They'll have street races on Mars?
I have been there for the first one I will be there for the last one
Next movie they're gonna be driving fucking Teslas to mars to save the earth's core from exploding. And once they get a macguffin from a dead ancient alien civilization on mars, they drive cars into the earth's core and save the world.
We broke Cinemasins to the point where they removed a sin for a Fast and Furious movie.
🤣👍🏾👍🏾
They also removed 3 sins for Eva Mendes existing in 2 Fast 2 Furious so this isn't the only time that a Fast and Furious movie got sin removals.
@@mst3k3000 Yea but they didn't remove it because the movie impressed Jeremy, it was because of an actress. This was.
when?
Look like they did it they broke the sin counter
The fact this is 29 minutes long makes it even better
9+2 = 11 fast 11 is when your questions get answered
The fact that I watch this and didn't even realize that this video is 29 minutes long 😂
@@kiminotori20 me to myself: “holy shit, it is!”
I love how Brian is just the new baby sitter and they didn’t kill him off
I have mostly consumed this series via Cinema Sins and the amount this series mimics my 5-year old imagination is astounding. Most notably, all cliffs have inexplicable ramps, bad guys aren't allowed to hit the good guys, everything is absolutely perfectly timed, and physics only apply when convenient.
I'm not a fan of all those "cartoon is imagination of kid with coma" theories, but the car scenes really play out that way.
The sin about the radio/ear pieces reminds me of when you're playing with action figures and all the good guys can inexplicably communicate. These movies is just a kid playing with his action figures.
@@jackbandit2114 I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the post credits scene in final movie
@@thekiller7994 that would be freaking hilarious, would be the best post credit scene LOL
I feel like it's a horrible re-imagined version of A-Team
Remember in the first movie where Dom broke his arm after hitting a truck and flipping? Or in the second movie where Roman broke his arm after their car landed on a yacht. It's amazing how those crashes were less dangerous and resulted in injury, but now the crashes are even more violent and dangerous, and they just walk away like nothing happened. I wonder if Dom became a Terminator in the 20 years between the first movie and this one?
I sat in the theater, watching this, thinking how the hell did this franchise go from street racing and crime to now have cars flying in space? This isn't a franchise that has evolved. It seems to have devolved into pure craziness.
It's evolving, only all over the place
In Fast 13 we're gonna find out they were all in a Doomsday-esque program and alot of those injuries they actually die from and resurrect but have no memory of it... Crazy stuff
Why the hell did you pay money to go and see this in the cinema? You could have watched something worthwhile, like Dune.
They must have taken strength enhancing drugs ever since they got involved with the government
@@RenegadeShepTheSpacer or drying paint.
"Why do people like this?"
FINALLY, someone said it.
3:28 this is where the movie lost me - how he could do all of this and not get shot is absolutely nuts. I watched the entire thing, but this part is where I checked out.
That’s where you checked out? You have a strong constitution for bullshit than me. I checked out 3 movies and a spin off ago.
I’m so torn because idk if that or the car in space was more unbelievable. I know the car in space but surrounded by military with ak’s on the low ground and in front of you
As soon as I saw cardi B I walked out. Not even joking . I was absolutely done with the movie after seeing her
@@Big73Red cringeworthy comment you kids ain't going anywhere with the "I stopped watching after the 3rd one" lol
There's always John Wick to lift up your spirits.
I unironically recommend F9 as the best first movie to start with for people unfamiliar with the Fast & Furious movies. If they can watch F9 and still want more, they'll love the first eight movies.
That's actually... Wow... makes sense. 😂
hey thats pretty smart
What if they watched them in reverse order from 9 back to 1? Then the movies will get better as they go along! Lol
That's actually how I got into it
Big brain move right here...
Family power obviously
"is he trying to un-earn his paycheck?"
Man, that really cracked me up.
10:05 This part is really scary to me because that doesn't sound like his fake laugh. It sounds genuine. Which means this scene is so incredibly stupid that it broke his character.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I mean...watching this movie, I genuinely laughed at a lot of this shit, purely because it was just THAT farcical. So I'm not surprised it made him genuinely laugh out at the absurdity of it.
Love that laugh 🤣🤣🤣
I like how when Dom and Letty swung across the cliff with the rope from the bridge, and proceeded to hit a mountain neither of them had seat belts on. They just held on and both were able to walk away without a scratch, they must be super human!
In the 20 years, they've become terminators. Remember, Dom broke his arm at the end of the first movie, in a low-speed crash where his car flipped.
..awhile before F9 was out, someone in chat for the F8 trailer stated:
"In F9, Dom will reach orbit in a Dodge Charger on the power of Corona and family".
..I commented, "Yessir, but with a lil boost from NOS, as well!"
Man..quite nigh prophetic.
Coincidence?
Not just any NOS Cuban NOS 😂
@@diablabeauty4585 not just any space, Cuban space
Somehow I remember this comment being made
@@diablabeauty4585
Not just cuban NOS, but FAMILY NOS!!!
I like that even in yet another F&F movie that broke poor Jeremy, even he had to admit the scene of Ramsey driving is pretty nifty
To be fair, she'd probably have done better than the actual driver who did part of the scene, who ran out the end of the set and nearly crashed the damn truck.
See, hearing the klaxons and seeing the emergency lights when the Sin Counter errors out is fun, but it's the font change that really sells the bit.
I was on the floor 💀💀
Best commercial collab ever I need therapy with better help after watching this movie.
Yeah me too
The final sin counter hammering on every one of the 13 digits cracked me up! I'm so used to 2 or 3 hammer blows, this was like flippin' Robocop gratuitousness. Awesome work!
For the part were he says "rinse repeat" over and over and over, I was expecting him to ding a sin every time he said it lol.
I love how I don't even have to have seen this movie in order to appreciate the jokes in this video. That is good script writing right there. Also, I feel like I have seen the movie after watching this. That's good editing
I watched it and i forgot 80% of it 10 minutes later, so it makes sense
I watched the video and lost about 30 IQ, which is definitely not quite as much as I would have watching the movie, but it is more time-efficient, so well done I guess.
@@Riwillion I had negative IQ before starting (cause I've watched them all).
So i wasn't affected by the end of it
@@3mmmmmm But like, why even watch this if you´re not trying to retard yourself? O.o
@@3mmmmmm I'll be honest, the first couple of Fast & Furious movies were good. Everything crumpled under its feet when they tried to shoehorn new plot and background with little to no meaning in the later films.
I knew this would happen. After finding out about all the outlandish nonsense in F9, the Sin Counter would self destuct.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Purge siren for the self-destruct during the car Tarzan sequence had me dying!!!!
"I've forgotten where we are and why we're here" best quote to sum up segments of these films 😅
I'm sad that they didn't mention the part where they shift IN SPACE then step on the peddle, me and my brother where dying laughing at how ridiculous this movie was
"Why don't you just have them fight a predator in a car with lightsaber headlights and be done with it?" Oh boy 😂
Vin Diesel says "hold my beer"....
Eso pensé: "shhh, no le des ideas" xD
They don't know it yet, but they've accidentally inspired the plot of 'Furious 12 - too fast, too family'.
I watch that lol
@@happyjess853
OMG, me too!
"You wouldn't downlod a car... would you?"
DON'T GIVE THEM THE IDEAS
Holy shit. I see it now F10, or FX, will see them download a car and have it 3D printed.
@@elias_xp95 f9 I'd already weird enough so I bet that will happen
F10: nanobots are cool, but they can’t beat family.
PIRACY. IT'S A CRIME.
@@drifterkidz1714 its not piracy when you can download a car into your computer
I've been having a real tough time lately, harder than ever, so I decided to watch Fast 9 for the first time mainly to watch this sins video after. I couldn't have been happier watching the video. From the near dozens of similarity of sins I mentioned and got to see expressed, to the hilarious jokes, to the positive advertisement of improving one's mental health. I'm proud to be a fan for a near decade now.
"Why don't you just have them fight a Predator in a car with lightsaber headlights?"
The creators of the series- "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
love this! Write that down....WRITE THAT DOWN!
I tell you, if we see that in the next installment of this franchise, IDK what I'll do.
Everyone next movie will have a predator in a car with lightsaber headlights
Jurassic park crossover
Literally the only lines they haven't crossed yet in the franchise are magic(including time travel), breaking the fourth wall(properly) and/or aliens, once any of those get a mention then they'll finally have to take a step back. I don't care if they say they're gonna stop making these movies soon I believe they'll keep going until at least one of those lines is crossed.
Only two proper F&F movies were the first one and Tokyo drift.
@@MrExcessum Tokyo Drift was mediocre but I'd be lying if I said I don't like it. The first 4 are the ones I really like.
5 is over the top but in a fairly entertaining way, like they embraced the high octane action.
By 6 though it was just getting too weird. I never even watched 7-9. The closest I've come is Cinemasins. 9 is the worst because they try to be all self aware of how stupid it is and it just....doesn't work.
@@adamvialpando106 i'd say 5 is the last good one. 7 broke me and i hated these movie ever since
@@adamvialpando106 yeah 6 was where it started to get weird and humour got lame and also awkward and cringe. I've seen movies that have more ridiculous stunts but they are set in a different world, these fast franchise screen writers are trying to tell us that all these things happening are happening in the same world as the first fast and furious movie.
@@nhatpham9933 5 was a straight forward movie and storyline like the ones before it plus you could still accept that Han was alive as it was a prequel to Tokyo drift, but then they wanted to keep him alive for more prequels and resurrect Letty and the screenwriting just got lazier and lazier and the budget got bigger and bigger. Not to mention how they butchered their timeline, like does Han die at the start of 7? So does that mean 7 was set in 2006 but made in 2015 or does it mean Tokyo drift was set in 2015 but made in 2006(while they're carrying around phones that were clearly made in 2006). Lazy doesn't come close to explaining the screenwriting.
This is one of the best videos you have made in a while. Laughed the whole way through.
Watch the movie. It's better!!!
Man that “obi wan Konabi is gonna be mad when he see’s Roman kicking so much ass even though he does have the high ground” joke made me laugh my ass of that was a good one
Amazing how the only movies to break the sin counter have been Fast and Furious 8 and 9 i think 9 had worse too cause in 8 it died and in 9 it killed it self
They upgraded it cause of 8, and then it broke again here. Lord knows what it'll do in 10...
I went to see this movie with my 10 year old brother and I kid you not… not even 27 minutes into this movie he was telling me “we can go if u want too” this movie broke us both 🤣
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nah dats deadass crazy bro no way😂😂😂
omg 😭✋
Dude was born in 2010! Even he knows these movies are ridiculous 😭😭
Been waiting for this so I don't have to watch the full movie. This saved me time and was way better than wasting a whole 3 hours watching it. Awesome job.
3 hours ? i thought it wasnt even one and a half by the time it ended
It's 2 hours
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Yea movie was 💩
I watch the last 4 movies here on cinemasins😂
10:25 you say Don’t would know Little Brian is with Brian because he would’ve dropped him off at his house. BUT in the director’s cut, there’s a scene where Mia shows up to pick up Little Brian instead so Dom could come on this mission, in that scene, Dom doesn’t tell Mia what the mission is which is why she says he could’ve told her. So technically Dom doesn’t know that Brian is watching all the kids. Sure he probably would’ve assumed he is since Mia is there and he’s not.
Mia, the woman who got shot point-blank execution style by Cipher in the previous movie?
Actually, Obi Wan defeated Maul while being on the low ground, because he had a moral high ground. That means Roman pulled that off due to the moral high ground for being earning his paychek
Oh YES, I've been waiting for this. I hope they updated the Sin Counter's life insurance
When I first saw this movie, I appreciated the fact that Mia only did regular human shit for most of the movie. It makes sense she didn't magically get super powers like everyone else since she wasn't involved in the last few movies.
That probably would have gotten a sin off if it wasn't for her catching and holding JOHN CENA as he was hanging off the side of that tank near the end. Other than that, she really didn't do anything unbelievable imo.
I want to be fair and say...thst was actually the most unbelievable thing. And trust me, I love to take uo for women in movies. As a marine vet, I will.find any excuse to give a woman a win over a man because I've worked with tough women and I think with a fair bit of knowledge, skill and luck and training, a small woman can still.beat a bigger man..and I've been it st least 3x.
However, her holding on to someone like John cena...no lmao.
Quick precise hits and using your opponents momentum is one thing. But pure strength from her size to his size? no.
And while the car bridge scene was ridiculous and so is the space scene for that matter....I'll say this is a percentage that realistically COULD work.
But I cannot give her tht same possibility
@@agonleed3841 the bridge car scene was more believable than ma holding john cena?
@@chadferguson5304 yup lol. im.basing it off experience I offloading and stupid tjingsngetting tied under the wheels. or driving over a median, and again, something locking up the tires. and beinf a truck driver you honestly don't see much. you just have to.have spatial awareness. knowing where your tires are, where your telrailer is, and the pivot point and where it will.be while.making turns and backing.
but the sheer size of this lady and ioh cena...nah. she's not holding. him like that lol
@@agonleed3841 they are both extremely unbeleivable, but physics says the bridge scene is physically impossible. I'm not saying mia holding cena isn't but it's more believable than something literally going against the last of physics lol we would need to know how much she can dead lift and his weight before assuming she can't hold him. We got his weight, I'm js there's women in the olympics that aren't that much bigger than her lifting weight that weigh double than cena. So idk
@@chadferguson5304 nah. deadlift infant ding that. leverage playing a part also. per position...she's going down as well. Simple as that.
and I agree the car scenes is stupid crazy. Im.just saying a bridge IS strong enough to.hold a car. the cables whatever they're made of has to.be strong enough as well considering they're holding the bridge and it's load while supporting any shifting.
tge most unbelievable part about that unbelievable situation is the fact it let go. Like, if that cable is jammed, it's jammed and not comig.out.
HOWEVER what if it snapped for the very reason you xant.believe it held on in the first place.
then it's just pure luck and people are lucky.
so a mix of skill and luck, no.matter how crazy, I can give it.that because movie. But...still bridge, cable, luck, jamming snapping...fine. it's a movie. ALL the luck in the world came together.
now I worked with some strong females in military. and some huge guys who influenced me to workout like bodybuilders.
Now, I'm 5'4" and I worked out with guys the size of the rock currently and John Cena.
trust me, trying to help someone over the staircase to.heaven obstacle course. The logs, over the walls...even.beinf in shape, someone that big, the leverage you need plays against you.
you have to.hold yourself first...whike also having leverage, then also using all of that to help the other person.
whe was definitely getting pulled down.
I still said, "eh...movie. let it go" but it was definitely in the mindset also of "cmon now. the bridge thing...OK. This? I don't know..not a lot to.work with here"
I tend to come up with excuses for movies. To me, I WANT to enjoy movies so I'll come up with anything that can be somewhat realistic even if it requires a great deal of luck. it's a.movie, that's the point. things come together for success.
But I need the resources for that luck situation.
I'm glad you pointed out how the Angry Cars franchise has a "Die a villain, or live long enough to become a hero" vibe. Just like the Dragon Ball Franchise
I'm surprised you didn't mention just how old Shaun looked despite being a high school student during Tokyo Drift xD
Or how he ended up in what the movie refers to as Germany, building rocket powered cars lmao
White people age fast
Puberty hits too hard
tbh ge was still like 28 back then. these movies seem to think anyone up to 80 years old can pass for a highschool student.
I broke my brain trying to figure out the timeline and how long ago tokyo drift took place
There's always an extremely cool moment in a Vin Diesel movie, like the truck magnet. I am sure that he comes up with that moment first then builds a movie around it and doesn't care if the final product is meh or not.
and determines the cars too
7:20 My biggest issue with this whole scene is they're not wearing seat belts🤣
That's the power of family...
Probably they have their asses glued to the seats.
Thats because the next movie is coming up
Fast10: your seatbelts
@@WhatEver-ys4oe BRO THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS
Dom literally spent his whole life working on cars but still doesn't know the importance of a seat belt😂
I can't believe the sin counter survived this one
"Why do people like this?" is the perfect summary.
@@J.PC.Designs not the right answer some people like it n some people dont 🥱 just like movies u like alot of otha people dnt like the shii at all
@@J.PC.Designs no im talking bout grown n kids , like its a movie get ova ya self most grown people watch movies like this for the action now n u cant see everything fam 😂 its people out there who like it n hate it
@@J.PC.Designs if you take it seriously you don't get the point of them 🤣🤣🤣 this shxt ain't been "serious" since the 2nd one. It's just fun with a good message. It's what Transformers WANTS to be 🤣💯
@@Bakuru Tokyo drift has a serious tone
@@smittywerbenjagermanjensen5152 kinda yeah it did, you right. Since the 3rd one then LOL
Can’t wait to see how many sins the Fast saga will get when you compile them all into one video like you did with the HP franchise. Has to be several quintillion sins, no?
Fast 8 broke the sin counter. I'm pretty sure the tally will be marked up as undefined
i was mentally exhausted after seeing this movie in theaters.. literally spent most of the movie thinking “are they serious?” 😭
Well what did u expect
fast and not serious 9
"why do people like this" was the best question for these movies cause I swear I am baffled people actually like this series. Granted the first few weren't bad but these movies just got so ridiculous the fact people get excited when one is announced is mind boggling
Hopefully ita just 14 to 16 year old boys who still play grand theft auto, and not fully grown adults that go to watch these movies. There was a comment above that I pretty much agree with, that the first movie especially, and maybe up to number 5, were sort of plausible in a "it's a movie so suspend some disbelief" kind of way, they pointed out that in the first one they were almost killed by a single trucker in a big rig with a shotgun, yet from 6 onwards they have turned into some super elite black ops delta squadron who can get out of any scenario.
Because it's simple entertainment, it's like wanting to eat McDonalds or Burgerking. It holds absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever and it may or may not kill you someday, but sometimes you just crave it.
The Fast and Furious movies is just that. It's trash, but it's trash a lot of people wants to consume, yours truly included.
The funniest thing in this bloated travesty of cartoon physics and mumble talking, at least to me, is that Vin Diesal said, “ Well John Cena may be taller than me now but my younger actor will be a foot taller than his younger actor so take that.”
I'm in no way defending this piece of shit but it is a fact that many younger siblings can end up being taller than their older siblings. That's the only logical thing that makes sense in this movie and I've never seen this movie outside of watching this video. What I want to know is why, just why people are you letting them continue to make this type of garbage?!?!? Well I know why they are continuing because it's now a cash cow for them but still. It no longer makes sense because it can't keep the same fucking plot it seems when every new movie comes out. The movie was supposed to be about cars and racing. That's why the first movie was and still is the best out of this shitty franchise. Just stop already! Just stop!!!
@@sarahprince2412 They said they’ll stop at Fast 10. But pretty sure that doesn’t mean the spinoffs like Hobbs and Shaw won’t exist. I’d assume they’d also plan for a TV show, which means we’ll get tortured by this every week.
Ignore how Letty got Dom back up when he was drowning, HOW DID SHE GET INTO THE SHAFT? Remember Dom shut that large steel door and twisted the handle so she couldn't get past. She was banging and screaming on that thing to try to get back, so how once the roof falls in, does she suddenly open that lodged shut door?
How did she manage to get that far down without getting hurt, then drag him out. He fell for a long time. Im still baffled that he can grab a chain and bring down the whole silo by pulling on it.
My mate and I noticed that F9 was out on home media and finally decided to watch it, drinking game style. Made a liter jar or mojito and a list of 10 or 11 things where we have to take a sip, from "Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" to "Cross on screen."
"Character survives.." was a brutal one.
The first liter of mojito was gone in 15 minutes. If I remember correctly it was 3.5L in total. I do not remember getting home.
Thanks for that Fast Fam!
Should sin the fact that only 3.5L is all it took to get through a F&F movie🤣💀
Fast x sins is gonna be crazy
The red alarm reaction to the sin breaking CinemaSins was funny as shit, ROFLMAO!!!!! 100,000 kudos for that stunt, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!
That "tiny track" is actually Irwindale Speedway in California. Its one of the smallest Nascar Tracks and for years hasnt even been used by the company. Im surprised its even here
Gotta love the scene at 6:06 where he's clearly shifting an automatic like a manual
Clearly shifting a manual
It's a go faster handle. My car has the R for racing tho it's a bit older
Its a high and low gear i believe. Very common for offroad cars.
I am someone who has always loved cars, loved over the top action, and therefore I love Fast and Furious, but it has gotten truly ridiculous.
I sat there watching this movie just almost cringing at some of the scenes, and while the attempt to be self aware when Roman was pointing out how they never have a scratch on them, was nice, it was too little, too late.
I've been saying for years that they should have ended it after 7. That was when they had the great send-off for Paul Walker, and it was a great movie imo.
There was no reason to make 8, 9, or any of the future ones, other than money.
Hollywood kills good things in the pursuit of money, and it's sad.
So let's stop giving them any money for making hot garbage like these movies.
Plain facts this movie was just embarrassing, the other ones before 7 were decent
@Big-Car5072 Oh I still like it, I just think it should have ended.
@Big-Car5072 I think it's a popular opinion, but I respect that you disagree and I'm sorry my comment upset you. I still love the series regardless. I was just making an observation. Of course it won't change anything. Does everything you say make a difference in the world? No. But you're human and you're going to express your opinion just like everyone else.
Just like you're doing now.
I csn wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment and I respect your opinion but I have to point out that enjoying this franchise (even in its first episode) and complaining that "Hollywood kills good things in the pursuit of money" is, at least to a degree, being part of the problem without realizing it.
These movies have always been cringey, exagerated and ridiculous (not to mention retrograde and reactionary) and always were nothing more thant factory-line-assembled products with the sole purpose of making money. Thet got worse in time, granted, but they were always bad.
27 minutes?!? Oh hell,....this is going to be GOOD!
Lol even better it’s 29 minutes this is gonna be a good day 😅
I have been waiting for this all year. It starts at 6:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i think there is a typo in the title... the actual name is
"this isnt really a movie we just magically resurrect every character who we have previousley seen die for no reason and also hire a load of people with no acting capability whatsoever just because they are famous and/or a meme on the internet - the movie"
There hasnt been, and could never be, enough sins for the lines written/acted out in these movies. To me. Cinemasins, you're hilarious!!!
When me and my bro watched this in theaters, we couldn't help but to identify sins as the movie progressed. They are so outrageous that you literally can't even ignore them anymore like you could in past movies. We were talking mad trash bout the film during the minefield scene, especially since Dom and Jacob are both using ordinary musclecars with normal tires and somehow dodging mines successfully. 😒
Yeah the other movies were dumb but still fun. This one was just frustrating…
It’s comedy to me now 😂
@@Chimken_nunget your first mistake was going into a fast and furious movie expecting anything else than a comedy
I class most of them as sci-if/ fantasy/ comedy now and I haven’t paid to watch this nonsense since the first one.
I only watch nowadays to see how silly they are and they never fail to conquer new heights on every single occasion. Please kill this franchise now
@A Traveler Of The Universe That is exactly the aspect which makes me furious (bad pun intended). This latest instalment of this atrocity grossed more than 700 mio worldwide and of course they keep on making "stupid" (To clarify: Stupid means that the movies wants to taken serious with its family theme but the rest of it is so much closer to a spoof movie that this tonal imbalance makes it an absolute cringe fest') movies like this because they are successful. On the other hand, movies such as Dune ae struggling to be profitable. It is the audience's fault that movie theaters play this trainwreck of a movie on several screens for weeks.
I was legitimately more surprised when Jeremy TOOK OFF A SIN than when the sin counter had another aneurysm.
Fast 9 broken Jeremy and the Sin Counter so much that a sin had to be taken off.
6:47 is pure gold. Probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my years of watching cinemasins
Let me get this straight. Her parents programmed that thing to only respond to their DNA, while they had a whole other person to take care of, and they didn't once consider the fact that it might put her in danger?
Worst. Parents. Ever.
Yep. I mean why would you put your daughter in danger by relating her to any of your dangerous research and just make it so that their daughter doesnt have a nick of evidence that she is involved and instead made clues about the thing a majig far away from her?
Number 1 things you should do as a parent when involved with dangerous research/deals. Dont involve any family or friends.
But movies already proved me that most of the time its usually a plot point...
Woah. And I thought you giving 1,000,000,000 sins for Home Alone 2: Lost in New York just for the Trump cameo was overkill. But this movie takes it next level.
Also note, I counted the other missing sins, so there's a total of 1 trillion, 2173 sins.
Sin counter broke down I guess, that's why they didn’t count a few sins
@@flaminggodofthunder Even if the sin counter breaks, I still counted an additional 10 more.
@@flaminggodofthunder The sin counter didn't break.
The sin counter came back after dying during fate of the furious and was able to give 1000000002163 sins to F9. Gotta love sin magic.
I always like looking back and comparing each new and dumber installment to the original. We went from a scene where a man lacerates their arm fatally in a failed truck jacking to literally being a Warner Bros cartoon.
Marvel movies are the same they no sense and their cheesey too.
@@jeff3149 yea but atleest in super hero movies you can bend reality F9 is just nuts 😂
@Ultimate Sora that's not the point I'm aware of what you said the point is people criticize other action movies but not marvel , super heroes are not real, magic is not real, sorcery is not, real people flying around the sky never seen that in real life. I think it's hypocritical for marvel fans to talk about other movies when they watch the same crap😂
@Ultimate Sora Reality is subjective to the fiction universe. If the author sets fiction rules for what is real and then starts breaking them with no explanation, two things start happening: first the public starts losing interest in the story since they can no longer apply logic to the results and second the characters no longer are in any real danger, since the rules of the fictional world are just bent for convenience.
Why care about the super dupper new bad guy threatening the world if not only the public can't predict the level of danger but any eventual consequence can be easily reversed by the good guys? Why even bother having a story, plot, characters arcs and world building if none of it affects the movie? Just show the CGI fight animation for two hours and call it a movie instead.
@Ultimate Sora that did happens and still is. Just like the scene when Roman shoots all those military while standing still and being at direct path to the bullets and still manages to suvive without a single scratch. Why someone should care about a marvel fight scene if they can just pull a superpower out of nowhere and escape the situation. Or if the villain wins, they just go back in time and revert all damage?
Not saying it was not fun at the start, since it was novel. The first iron man is one of my favorite movies. But with all the cartoon, CGi and PG13 nonsence, why should someone still cares about the plot anymore?
I understand some people find entertaining from literally turning off their brain and just being mesmerized by anything no matter how stupid. This series is perfect for those people. Even then it pushes stupidity so far I can’t believe a rock would even be entertained.
I'm surprised he did not add another trillion sins when Dom jumped off the cliff hanging on the bridge wire.
I was honestly expecting +100 sins for that grappling-hook-across-ravine stunt
thats what i was thinking. im glad they put a trillion on further down the vid
As if the entire front of the car wouldn't be pulled off
@@LukaCuturic soooo true and it all happened in the first 20mins. it was too much. like how were they gonna top that in the next 90 mins haha I was nodding off. i peaked way too early hahaha
Me: this movie better get at least one million sins!
CinemaSins: over one TRILLION sins! The sin counter even gave up afterwards and decided to just self-destruct
Thank you CinemaSins, I knew you wouldn't disappoint
This was immensely satisfying. F9 is one of the silliest movies I've ever seen.
Me/Everyone: HOW IN THE HELL THE SIN COUNTER STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THAT
Dom: That's the thing viewers, nothing can destroy FAMILY 👪
(The Fast Franchise is the only movie to destroy the Sin Counter.....TWICE)
dude how in the hell it says your comment has been written 16 hours ago when the vid has been posted just 2 hours ago? whaaat?
Legit, this is the only one, in the franchise, that I laughed out loud in the theatre for. For the longest time I sat there doubled over in mirth while everyone around me was also chuckling. I love Fast moves but with this one, I was glad to know that its almost over and wont have to deal with this stuff again. Confession: shed a tear with Brian references at the end of the movie dinner. R.I.P Paul Walker.
However positive an ending they chose for Walker's character after his untimely death, I feel they're unnecessarily milking it by drawing attention to his increasingly hard to explain absence
@@jphenry3404 FINALLY! Someone gets it! 🤩
They aren't fucking "paying tribute" or some shit - they're squeezing a man's death for every penny it's worth.
It's fucking nauseating.
what do you mean you wont have to deal with this again. there is a Fast 10 and 11 to come out hahaha
@@jphenry3404 you know when spin-offs of games reference the original but then act like they don't know what they're talking about? like "Oh, yeah, that Commander Shepard guy... haha... no idea who that is -wink wink-"? it feels like they're doing that to Brian, except, you know, this is a real human being with a real family that died tragically and left behind a void that will never be filled
what's worse is knowing that if he was alive the writers would have completely retconned everything about his backstory - and they have plenty of material, what with him being an undercover cop and then working for the feds. they're probably going to do that nevertheless, just so they can pull some shit about Vince being alive and working for him, just like Letty was.
it honestly makes me happier to hear CinemaSins sinning Brian just like he used to because at least he doesn't treat the character any differently. it feels like Paul Walker is still part of this franchise in some way not because of some wishy washy "family" bullshit but because his character is being treated the same as it was when he was alive, at least here. CinemaSins has created a better legacy for Paul Walker than these fucking directors have.
@@efteron5342 Very well put my friend, I agree 100%
I feel like they had a chance to let him ride off into the sunset, give the character a proper send-off, and respect the tragic loss of Paul Walker in that way, but instead they half-measured it, trying to keep him 'alive', as if he's Lenin embalmed in a glass case, to please fans that seem to care more about their beloved franchise than about the actor that died way too soon.
Omg, I was wondering how the jump with no bridge gonna be addressed but I couldn't catch my breath for like a minute. Haven't laughed like that in a while.
That bridge scene is so impossible that it's hilarious 😂
Dom and Letty not dying when they swung their car off the bridge without their seatbelts on is beyond stupid😂
Series became beyond stupid after Fast 5....lol 🤣
@@unlimited-6183real talk
No one in Star Wars wears seat belts. Just sayin'
The bridge scene with Dom is what finally broke CinemaSins
I'm surprised the sin counter didn't break.
@@giovannigiovanni.7220 it did lol, I've never seen a movie piss him off so much
@@eznf98 It didn't break like Furious 8 and to the point where it was going on for future sin videos.
@@giovannigiovanni.7220 wait really? I don't remember that, now I need 2 watch them all
23:30 I think they're supposed to be reversing the magnetic pull, not just turning it off.
Yes because dom turned the magnet all the way to the left which repels the cars instead on attracts
Can't wait for the Fast X sin counter to request an longer number screen.
I honestly had a blast watching this movie. My cheeks actually hurt from laughing so much.
honestly, the utilisation of "sports sedan" when describing a sports car that barely has a backseat, has the same energy as throwing around "biometrics" and "algorithm" in an earlier scene.
The most entertaining CS episode yet. So much more enjoyable than the movie itself! Great job!!