Tool - FUNNY MOMENTS COMPILATION

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  • @ShineOnBenevolentSun
    @ShineOnBenevolentSun 7 років тому +4375

    "I'm never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken." - MJK

    • @Kornrock1969
      @Kornrock1969 6 років тому +11

      Wait are you from Washington. Because he said the same thing at the gorge 2 years ago

    • @PJyrstinkangas
      @PJyrstinkangas 6 років тому +37

      "But I am! Always I am right. It is so invariable it startles me. And now it looks very much as though I may be wrong, and that upsets me. But I should not be upset, because I am right. I must be right because I am never wrong."

    • @RedceLL1978
      @RedceLL1978 6 років тому +14

      That's not actually his quote but he said it well.

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 6 років тому

      When people use the word wrong they are implying their religion is right but they're incorrect about that.

    • @jamessuraciart
      @jamessuraciart 5 років тому +7

      @@Kornrock1969 I was at the show at The Gorge, but Maynard tends to say the same shit (or similar shit) at all the stops on tour. So that joke isn't necessarily indicative of a specific show...

  • @nevermanishere
    @nevermanishere 5 років тому +954

    It's always amazed me how MJK sometimes looks like a total badass and sometimes like an old librarian. One of my favorite humans.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 5 років тому +7

      Ditto that👏👏👏

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 3 роки тому +21

      Sometimes Steve Carrell.
      Sometimes Paul Shaffer.
      Sometimes a hottie.
      Sometimes a philosopher.
      Sometimes the fool.
      Always standing in his own power.

    • @Way_too_tapped
      @Way_too_tapped 3 роки тому +17

      Or a worm with glasses

    • @valeriy8502
      @valeriy8502 3 роки тому +11

      Sings like a monster and then talks like a nerd 😄
      I mean that in the best possible way

    • @brodiwheeler7583
      @brodiwheeler7583 2 роки тому

      Sometimes he looks like Sinead O’Connor’s uglier, derpier sister in bra & underwear.

  • @paradiddle16
    @paradiddle16 6 років тому +1166

    Interviewer: "ever though about doing an instrumental album"? Maynard: "that would kind of leave me out of it" Priceless!

    • @KT-Buf69
      @KT-Buf69 5 років тому +50

      I've never heard a tool album that wasn't heavily instrumental

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 5 років тому +66

      And yet, that’s exactly what they’re latest record is. (I did the math MJK sings on 21.815% of the album.)

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 роки тому +58

      @@RustinChole that's an oddly precise percentage .

    • @tomgreenfan
      @tomgreenfan 4 роки тому

      @Jamie Koering you get help buddy he didnt do anything to you

    • @monikaszymanowska5142
      @monikaszymanowska5142 4 роки тому +9

      @@KT-Buf69 There is no half way, an "instrumental album" term means no vocal at all:-) That's why the question asked to the great vocalist is so stupid and the answer so funny.

  • @AdiAdi-bf6sj
    @AdiAdi-bf6sj 4 роки тому +513

    I love how Maynard is literally a parody of every frontman ever

  • @The_Wolf_Fury
    @The_Wolf_Fury 5 років тому +2128

    Buy Fear Inoculum, so Maynard can afford waffles.

  • @JohnnyMrHattersmith
    @JohnnyMrHattersmith 8 років тому +3611

    So that's why it's takes so damn long to produce a new Tool album, he waits until he cant afford waffles.

    • @luuiv9518
      @luuiv9518 8 років тому +27

      theyre going thru somethign with their label for tool, thats why maynard started a perfect circle and puscifer

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 8 років тому +37

      Lowe's, Home Depot, ect., are trying to sue them for trying to copyright the name (keyword, NAME) Tool.

    • @krentetic8856
      @krentetic8856 8 років тому +8

      its all good though. im seein them halloween weekend (:

    • @Rocksteddybelmont
      @Rocksteddybelmont 7 років тому

      JohnnyMrHattersmith that's it

    • @ZieSpiralOut
      @ZieSpiralOut 7 років тому +28

      hes worth 40 mil apparently so that's going to take awhile, unless the price of waffles skyrockets.... quick EVERYONE buy ALL the waffles!!!!!

  • @DerekxxCore
    @DerekxxCore 10 років тому +2524

    "No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close."

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman2995 5 років тому +623

    Danny Carey is just a beam of Sunshine every time he smiles n laughs..

    • @angelarizona622
      @angelarizona622 5 років тому +9

      Yes he is! Hehe

    • @bellarose7369
      @bellarose7369 3 роки тому +6

      Oh hell yes!!! Absolutely!!!

    • @PneumaNoose
      @PneumaNoose Рік тому +13

      That man is a pure gold. I’ve never seen someone so happy to work his craft, then also, just cuz it’s Tuesday.

    • @susiejo143
      @susiejo143 Рік тому +2

      Ya he's just a gorgeous man

    • @Crunchywallaby3357
      @Crunchywallaby3357 6 місяців тому +1

      He always reminds me of having an older brother that was born 15 years before you 😂

  • @Hanseng92
    @Hanseng92 7 років тому +1780

    "I met Maynard through a friend from high school and we started..uh Tool" 😅😂

    • @nikkinoona8630
      @nikkinoona8630 5 років тому +57

      Best moment in this video

    • @Egoblivion
      @Egoblivion 5 років тому +34

      I had to rewatch it like 10 times lmao

    • @Woet
      @Woet 5 років тому +45

      Wasn't that friend Tom Morello? (according to wiki)

    • @DeezNuts-so2fu
      @DeezNuts-so2fu 5 років тому +28

      6:07

    • @nick.valente_bass
      @nick.valente_bass 5 років тому +19

      Tom Morello was that friend.

  • @devilsguy8711
    @devilsguy8711 6 років тому +819

    Imagine walking outside one morning and Keenan is in your driveway on a forklift spiraling in a large circle.

    • @DarkSpaceStudios
      @DarkSpaceStudios 5 років тому +137

      A perfect circle

    • @imperfectcoversofperfectsongs
      @imperfectcoversofperfectsongs 5 років тому +4

      Dark Space touché

    • @benjaminingenito530
      @benjaminingenito530 5 років тому +1

      @@DarkSpaceStudios nice

    • @benjaminknotts745
      @benjaminknotts745 5 років тому +9

      Keep going

    • @salvadordollyparton666
      @salvadordollyparton666 4 роки тому +2

      I jump in my weaponized killdozer replica and we ride on to fucking heaven, I'd imagine...
      And he'd somehow manage to be driving my old JCB manufactured in England that actually worked awesome for years but has been broken down for like 5 years now. Vs the one built in God damn Georgia that's about a piece of shit... Made in murica... 🙄

  • @aicMadSeason
    @aicMadSeason 9 років тому +1967

    This song... Is the last song.....*crowd boos*.... Before the next song *crowd cheers* lmfao

  • @floopsfooglie213
    @floopsfooglie213 9 років тому +2091

    THEY DID MAKE AN ENTIRE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY (The Hobbit) FASTER THAN THEY MADE A SINGLE TOOL ALBUM.

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 9 років тому +60

      +Joseph calderon And take a wild guess which was better.

    • @floopsfooglie213
      @floopsfooglie213 9 років тому +8

      +Estragon17 obviously the hobbit. duh. c'mon are you kidding me?

    • @mattbeatz8709
      @mattbeatz8709 9 років тому +24

      +Joseph calderon The Hobbit had already been written

    • @Yerp_To_Da_Skerp
      @Yerp_To_Da_Skerp 7 років тому +23

      Matt Beatz So was the first 3 Lord of the Rings movies. You do realize they were all books first right?

    • @StevieJay404
      @StevieJay404 6 років тому +6

      That explains why that was shit.

  • @1969ryson
    @1969ryson 8 років тому +1748

    I have a feeling that Maynard is somewhat making fun of the audience that they will cheer anything.

    • @AakashBalajiCyborg
      @AakashBalajiCyborg 8 років тому +70

      tru, evn wen the jupitr thing

    • @Webster109
      @Webster109 8 років тому +68

      Yeah, he seems like the kind of guy who doesn't like sycophants

    • @AakashBalajiCyborg
      @AakashBalajiCyborg 8 років тому +34

      EndZiiel true , when the guy acts totally pathetic by coming to shows in just a thong and makeup, the fans will make him look like a God , ascending from the exosphere.

    • @Assimilator702
      @Assimilator702 7 років тому +68

      Maynard is the reason I fanboy NO ONE. The farthest I'll go is certain drummers. Most of the best drummers I've met have been very nice and down to earth. Lead vocalists are usually the most fucked up members of any group. Maynard just wants to be more mysterious than he really is when all he is is a dude that sings in a really good rock band. Without Danny and Adam there is no Tool. After all without the music all you have is a dude singing.

    • @MultiOMFG1
      @MultiOMFG1 7 років тому +151

      That's actually his point though. He's not trying to be mysterious. He took to performing in the back of the stage because he realized that his being upfront was pulling focus from the rest of the band. It was distracting listeners from actually LISTENING to the music the way that they wanted. He knows damn good and well that he isn't shit without those guys. His/their idea is for you to see them as a unit-not Maynard and his band(which is what was happening), but that instrumentally, they are all equal to each other. Adam is the guitar, Justin is the bass, Danny is the drums, and Maynard is the voice. A package deal. He'll gladly be the first person that'll stand up and acknowledge that the other 3 do the heavy lifting and he's just a voice-he's got the easy part. He's said it time and time again. It's the "FANS" that project way more importance onto Maynard than he, himself, wanted and felt that he deserved. Then, they throw that projection back onto him claiming he's a dick for it-as perfectly exhibited in this comment thread. He didn't go to the back out of ego and a need to feel "mysterious"-he did it out of respect for the band and their music. He just wasn't comfortable being the center of the attention in a band that's as musically complex as Tool is. The amount of people that claim to be fans of their music, yet allow the messages in their music go way over their heads totally missing the point AND don't respect their personal decisions as a band is mind blowing.

  • @youknowhuwitis
    @youknowhuwitis 2 роки тому +184

    Maynard's dorky little laugh after explaining the situation about Jupiter always makes me howl

  • @thedarkness97
    @thedarkness97 6 років тому +285

    I am utterly convinced, Adam Jones, is a vampire.

  • @Falxifer95
    @Falxifer95 8 років тому +928

    Saying Maynard's weird would be the understatement of the century.

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 8 років тому +8

      Agreed.

    • @HahnGFX
      @HahnGFX 8 років тому +110

      weird people change the world

    • @Cyba_IT_NZ
      @Cyba_IT_NZ 7 років тому +30

      I think he seems suprisingly normal considering the drugs he's probably done and the parties he's been to.

    • @710JHJ
      @710JHJ 7 років тому +28

      Cyba IT yea its more saying fucked up shit as a joke then being weird its honestly just a good sense of humor

    • @onixtheone
      @onixtheone 7 років тому +7

      Not weird he’s just tired of bullshit

  • @jamesflagg8060
    @jamesflagg8060 10 років тому +270

    "... so all of you people that are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear. I just wanna be the first to say goodbye.. heahaha"
    LMAO

  • @mikemaldonado9960
    @mikemaldonado9960 9 років тому +783

    " i met maynard, through a friend from high school. And we started....uh...tool" lmao

    • @GradStudentTutorials
      @GradStudentTutorials 9 років тому +94

      +Michael Nite A moving and powerful story!

    • @telluwut5674
      @telluwut5674 9 років тому +29

      +csanchez505 I wasn't crying! It's just my allergies.

    • @chrisbryant600
      @chrisbryant600 7 років тому +42

      Adam Jones' friend from High School...Tom Morello from Rage Against The Machine.

    • @Metts1337
      @Metts1337 7 років тому +6

      Michael Maldonado yeah u uh, started tool and totally didn't just do acid in the bathroom

    • @ChuckNorrisUltra
      @ChuckNorrisUltra 6 років тому +2

      That made me laugh out loud when he said that.

  • @johnathanking9885
    @johnathanking9885 5 років тому +107

    I just love how serious people get about this band and don't realize that the band is fucking with them most of the time.

    • @buckfuddy489
      @buckfuddy489 5 років тому +16

      Johnathan King THAT is why i love them!! (Not to mention Maynard sings like a GOD!!)

  • @gulermo
    @gulermo 5 років тому +112

    "No one is gayer than i am, but some comes dangerously close"
    Maynard James Keenan, trolling everyone for 20 years+

  • @Greasyheels
    @Greasyheels 9 років тому +276

    "I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye hahaha" I lost my shit at that

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 8 років тому +5

      +Freezie Pop Me too LOL that laugh...

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 8 років тому +11

      His laugh sounds like Willy Wonka's in the Tim Burton movie. LISTEN TO IT, AND TRY TO DENY IT!

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 4 роки тому +2

      Favorite part

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 4 роки тому +4

      Biggest troll. I fucking love it!

    • @Ghostly-00
      @Ghostly-00 4 роки тому +3

      his laugh at that part was so good

  • @jetsaleet
    @jetsaleet 8 років тому +1367

    "I met Steven Spielberg and he was really short, and I was like, oh my God" -Adam Jones
    Edit: It’s really been 3 damn years since this comment. Time flies. On another note... 1k? What the hell... lmao

    • @TheSecondNature
      @TheSecondNature 8 років тому +29

      sarauzenlee Dan is huge!! I saw a picture of him and Maynard standing one next to the other and he is like 1 meter taller lol

    • @mrlolster2144
      @mrlolster2144 7 років тому +31

      Dan is 6 foot five inches and maynard is 5 foot 6

    • @PeeWeeHermitGames
      @PeeWeeHermitGames 5 років тому +6

      Steven Spielberg is 5’8” lol

    • @mgonzalez8880
      @mgonzalez8880 5 років тому +3

      @@qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 Q is a Lie, dont trust the process.

    • @Borndisk
      @Borndisk 4 роки тому +1

      I read this right as he said it. Perfect.

  • @EarthSurferUSA
    @EarthSurferUSA 9 років тому +480

    I went to HS with Jim,--opps,---Maynard, and wrestled with him on the wrestling team (I graduated in 81, he in 82). He was a good athlete, who did what I did, he stuck with sports based on the individual. His dad was our coach, and teacher--and was very good at both. I think he was the best grade school teacher I ever had, and he made great impressions on me, that helped me find some success also. Maynard James Keenan, comes from some good cloth.
    I am a bit surprised he never did a remake of a Kiss song, as he had Kiss posters all over the inside of his hallway locker, or may be that Aerosmith song "Dream on", because I know he dug that song back then. I would love to hear Tool remake that song. I thought it was a great song too.
    The last time I saw him was at a bar in Grand Rapids Mi. around 1994, similar to that bar in star wars, a place called "The Reptile House",--no longer there.
    I thought I offended him with a "off joke" as we caught up a bit in that bar,---I guess not.
    I also heard he was back at the old HS a may be a month ago, wrestling with the wrestling team. Very cool. Unlike me, he probably never got out of good physical shape.
    If Jim sees this (I doubt), hello from Doug Johns, and tell your Dad he made good differences in me. I doubt there are any teachers like him anymore, and that is not good.

    • @hectarsavoie8166
      @hectarsavoie8166 7 років тому +9

      @EarthSurferUSA Was he as cynical back then?

    • @irti_pk
      @irti_pk 5 років тому +41

      Thanks for your comment, some cool stuff in there.

    • @rebuilders22
      @rebuilders22 5 років тому +6

      He covered calling dr love live with apc

    • @keaganjohnstone9063
      @keaganjohnstone9063 5 років тому +34

      Wow u read his book nice

    • @robeichinger7240
      @robeichinger7240 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Rgyb7LatxJA/v-deo.html

  • @TThatsWhatSheSaid1
    @TThatsWhatSheSaid1 4 роки тому +56

    3:47 And here we see Maynard demonstrating the Fibonacci sequence.

  • @queengoblin
    @queengoblin 2 роки тому +121

    Maynard is hilarious, I think people feel he's an asshole bc he just refuses to take himself seriously like people want him to. People think he's a god and he knows he's just a dude who follows his heart. True coyote energy.

    • @alexanderbaker4083
      @alexanderbaker4083 10 місяців тому

      If you don’t think Maynard loves himself you’re an idiot

  • @Satyr000
    @Satyr000 9 років тому +900

    You have to love Maynard screwing with the audience.

    • @noiminoimi1179
      @noiminoimi1179 5 років тому +4

      Ya he's enjoying his time too

    • @lostkeysnurse
      @lostkeysnurse 5 років тому +2

      "Morrisey's a wanker!!"

    • @azzajohnson2123
      @azzajohnson2123 4 роки тому +3

      "Air Fresheners"

    • @kai326
      @kai326 4 роки тому +4

      That part in Rosetta Stoned live had me in tears

    • @jamsesh5376
      @jamsesh5376 4 роки тому

      Actually no. That's what makes him a complete dick head. He hates his own fans because he thinks Americans are stupid.

  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 8 років тому +559

    Tool is my favorite munge band.

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 7 років тому +18

      What's your second favorite munge band?

    • @nyx9208
      @nyx9208 7 років тому +4

      Blader yes

    • @purplehumor22
      @purplehumor22 7 років тому +10

      He said the "munge" comment right as I read this

    • @proxynstuff1469
      @proxynstuff1469 5 років тому +4

      7:43 best laugh

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 років тому +1

      Maynard's such a douche though hated him on Rogan

  • @psychozulu
    @psychozulu 7 років тому +401

    "No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close" -MJK

    • @nbkawtgnobody
      @nbkawtgnobody 4 роки тому +8

      Gotta get that on a t-shirt 👉👌!

  • @jonthulhu
    @jonthulhu 5 років тому +291

    “Hi I’m Britney Spears...”
    “I’m Whitney Houston.”
    “...and we’re coming to you live from Hell.”

  • @artcosmos7
    @artcosmos7 6 років тому +90

    18:50 Damn that's seriously so funny how totally spaced out Adam Jones is. :D It's even like the camera guy focuses him and then very quickly decides "Oh let's better look away. There is something going on here."

    • @queengoblin
      @queengoblin 2 роки тому +4

      Lmaooo I died when I saw that

    • @wyattjackson977
      @wyattjackson977 Рік тому +5

      I’ve never seen somebody SO FRIED before lmao. Do you know what the title of the original interview is called?

    • @JeniOnly
      @JeniOnly Рік тому +4

      19:23

  • @ShreddNugent
    @ShreddNugent 8 років тому +1272

    Adam Jones looks like the love child of Chewbacca and Frankenstein.

    • @LOQUITAA2
      @LOQUITAA2 8 років тому +56

      ShreddNugent i thought he was cute before you said that

    • @diegosepulveda4669
      @diegosepulveda4669 7 років тому +19

      ShreddNugent more like chewbaca and albert einstein

    • @daddy_cool762
      @daddy_cool762 7 років тому +2

      ShreddNugent fuck me, spot on xD

    • @trisomy21anomalies34
      @trisomy21anomalies34 6 років тому +16

      Maynard reminds me of Eminem the way he talks is similar

    • @88glaze
      @88glaze 6 років тому +12

      Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster didn’t have a name. But you’re right anyway.

  • @roflol65
    @roflol65 10 років тому +357

    that rosetta stoned one killed me

  • @MurderFaceXD
    @MurderFaceXD 10 років тому +321

    3:39 lmfao "When people call us metal, I'm just like "sss... I feel like taking a bath.""

    • @mnemic9564
      @mnemic9564 7 років тому +45

      MurderFaceXD He was referencing Glam Metal actually

    • @user-bs8hz9ft9b
      @user-bs8hz9ft9b 7 років тому +20

      I think he meant metal in general but like they don't really fit theirs nothing really to compare them to in metal their sorta closer to 60's psychedelic rock but theirs really nothing entirely comparable.

    • @mnemic9564
      @mnemic9564 7 років тому

      # # I suppose

    • @mnemic9564
      @mnemic9564 5 років тому +2

      @John Hurley My bad. Although you don't need to insult me like that, man.

    • @thenewhumandesign
      @thenewhumandesign 4 роки тому +1

      The way English works, there is nothing obvious about this statement and whether he was referencing glam metal specifically or not with the second part, despite the dumbass in this thread.
      Also Adam: "I like Scandinavian metal bands, such as Meshuggah..."

  • @chrisprado4597
    @chrisprado4597 4 роки тому +228

    Interviewer: So, Maynard, what lead you guys to release Fear Inoculum?
    Maynard: Initially we weren't supposed to make another record, 10,000 days was going to be our last, but I noticed I was running out of waffles and I couldn't masturbate without eating waffles and watching brokeback mountain. So I decided I needed more waffles and here we are. New album is called uhhh... Fear Inoculum.

  • @mikemeengs4124
    @mikemeengs4124 5 років тому +132

    Maynard played a prank on me when I went to Lolapalooza in '97. I thought security was gonna beat my ass while he stood (unknown to me) behind me laughing. Very funny.

    • @Its_s_t_e_l_l_a
      @Its_s_t_e_l_l_a 3 роки тому +16

      We were there. My friends shook hands with Danny just walking around.

  • @Allagi22
    @Allagi22 8 років тому +504

    My favorite but is at 2:28 Maynard is talking AC/DC and asks Danny for his opinion and he starts saying nonsense about a muscle car "Fucking 4 on the 4 floor man! Got a 350 4 barreled carb homes!" haha wtf was that I love it.

    • @whakjob980
      @whakjob980 8 років тому +44

      4 on the floor is a drum term meaning playing the bass drum every quarter note. Idk about the other stuff

    • @Juancabrone56
      @Juancabrone56 8 років тому +26

      also means pushing the gas pedal to the the floor and opening ALL 4 barrels on the Carb "homes". ...........that comment from danny was random

    • @michaellrakes5521
      @michaellrakes5521 8 років тому +52

      siquator he's actually rambling car nonsense just to goof off. 4 on the floor is a 4speed manual transmission, 350 is a small block Chevy V8 and 4barrel carb is 4 port carburetor. god only knows what that had to do with the question, he was probably baked lol

    • @JargoniusMaximus
      @JargoniusMaximus 7 років тому +24

      D) all of the above

    • @jackoo666
      @jackoo666 7 років тому +34

      4 on the floor also is a very common drum term that very much applies to ACDC. so in this case he probably means both. double entendre

  • @brianzhao3394
    @brianzhao3394 8 років тому +581

    We now know where Anthony Fantano got his look from

    • @AirGuitar
      @AirGuitar 7 років тому +2

      haha yup

    • @Mosixman
      @Mosixman 7 років тому +50

      brian zhao Manthony Keentano

    • @torrent8446
      @torrent8446 6 років тому +35

      A Perfectony Circano

    • @basslightyeah
      @basslightyeah 5 років тому +4

      I like to think he rocked that maynard hairstyle from '94 at the time

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 5 років тому +1

      @Chuck Buskee Let's get his channel taken down!

  • @droptherapy2085
    @droptherapy2085 8 років тому +620

    "buy it so i can afford waffles"

    • @jennifer9047
      @jennifer9047 5 років тому +10

      BUY! BUY! BUY! Meeeeee sum Waffles!

    • @MultiOMFG1
      @MultiOMFG1 5 років тому

      @@jennifer9047 LMAO I literally just finished listening to HWAP when I went back here and saw this. The song being still so fresh in my mind is making me laugh way too hard
      at this.

    • @jennifer9047
      @jennifer9047 5 років тому +5

      @@MultiOMFG1 Haha 😆 Let's keep it goin': Send more honey! Fuuuuuuck you IHOP! Fuuuuuuck you, IHOP!

    • @MultiOMFG1
      @MultiOMFG1 5 років тому

      @@jennifer9047 LOL

    • @jak7312
      @jak7312 4 роки тому

      葛Jennifer But, hey IHOP has waffles...

  • @philsteven7770
    @philsteven7770 5 років тому +134

    Tool gives me every hope in the world. Their lyrics are so moving but they’re so goddamn funny in real life. It teaches me to enjoy life and truly experience your journey, but never take life too seriously.

  • @smartacus88
    @smartacus88 7 років тому +95

    The pain and frustration and longing in Tools music has saved my life more than once by allowing me to live vicariously (no pun intended) through it. It brought me to realizations I'd have otherwise not reached. Thanks for your art guy's.

    • @sarahsmile2883
      @sarahsmile2883 2 роки тому +3

      I relate so hard to this comment. Same, just got out of rehab and just saw them live. They are saving my life.. again.

    • @bridgetwardwell14
      @bridgetwardwell14 Рік тому

      Ditto.

    • @yourdaddy6030
      @yourdaddy6030 10 місяців тому

      You're certainly welcome.

  • @rxsilience
    @rxsilience 10 років тому +379

    Ah, Maynard. Couldn't he be any more comical. What I mean is this:
    1:31 - "I think that I did too much acid in High School and can't remember what I said in 2001. I'm just going to say, for the record, yes."

    • @teddclevenger6380
      @teddclevenger6380 10 років тому

      That's hilarious.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 5 років тому +3

      Yeah I loved that though I kinda feel sorry for that german reporter girl

    • @cancanb.2401
      @cancanb.2401 5 років тому

      silience zAWESOMESAUCE

  • @Skinrar
    @Skinrar 9 років тому +335

    Adam barely moves or speaks on-stage. However, if you have the same nice lense on your camera, he'll definitely take the time to admire and compliment that. 1:45

  • @HahnGFX
    @HahnGFX 8 років тому +205

    "I just wanted to say I have the exact same lens; same lens" haha Adam was/is probably always stoned as fuck

    • @adamstephens5168
      @adamstephens5168 8 років тому +1

      Haha that's the best part

    • @TheSecondNature
      @TheSecondNature 8 років тому +13

      he actually doesn't use drugs

    • @HahnGFX
      @HahnGFX 8 років тому +21

      Well he once said that dmt saved his life so you must be right!!!

    • @I_am_Angerer
      @I_am_Angerer 6 років тому +3

      He musr have been... high

  • @daymanc
    @daymanc 7 років тому +54

    "... making an instrumental album?" Maynard looked pretty stoked when the interviewer asked that haha

  • @AirGuitar
    @AirGuitar 7 років тому +91

    "All you people who are Sagittarius are gonna slowly begin to disappear." Crowd completely looses it's shit!

    • @zacharyramm3551
      @zacharyramm3551 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah i guarantee ppl were trippin on various substances... I enjoy a lot of his humor but that was cruel as fuck

    • @azzajohnson2123
      @azzajohnson2123 4 роки тому +4

      "I Just wanted to be the first one to tell ya, ha ha!"

  • @SalsaShark6
    @SalsaShark6 8 років тому +229

    I met Maynard, through a friend in school...and we started Tool - i fucken died.

  • @noahmayberry1
    @noahmayberry1 10 років тому +118

    Best thing about Tool is you can return to them after a long sabbatical, and everything is new again. Amazing band.

  • @mrkind13
    @mrkind13 8 років тому +114

    "I just wanted to be the first to say goodbye, haha!" LMAO love it

  • @Adnezal
    @Adnezal 6 років тому +102

    Whenever I use the toilet I end up in this Maynard rabbit hole for like an hour. My right foot is permanently asleep. Worth it.

  • @nomad1517
    @nomad1517 4 роки тому +58

    That band is a universal treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

    • @buckfuddy5561
      @buckfuddy5561 4 роки тому +4

      Ahhhh, Maynard can protect himself.. (and if he fails, Danny will stomp over ppl)🤘

    • @cbus
      @cbus Рік тому

      they don’t need our protection

    • @AngelSalazar-pb1rd
      @AngelSalazar-pb1rd Рік тому

      Just look at chancellor's hands... he can break stone with just a slap

  • @Zangdoodle
    @Zangdoodle 9 років тому +2560

    They're like a boy band for men.

  • @cardiokiller
    @cardiokiller 7 років тому +178

    "i'm shorter than he is, i have nothing to say."

    • @lustiferius
      @lustiferius 6 місяців тому +2

      He had a lot of nothing to say

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 8 років тому +142

    "Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men" - Maynard James Keenan

  • @aettic
    @aettic 3 роки тому +42

    Adam Jones is so hilarious, and it's just him being himself. Amazing.

  • @SqumbusJumbus
    @SqumbusJumbus 6 років тому +126

    I think the acid is high on Maynard

  • @RustyHermiston
    @RustyHermiston 8 років тому +116

    13:38 - "I've read about drug experiences...I've never taken drugs in my life."
    HE SOUNDS SO SERIOUS THOUGH, HAHAHAHA!

  • @andrewcharles6197
    @andrewcharles6197 8 років тому +74

    When they played in San Francisco in January he kept doing the "Thank you goodnight" thing until eventually literally every single person screamed no

  • @bradc429
    @bradc429 10 років тому +503

    This Video SAVED MY LIFE! Earlier this evening, after watching this Video, I got I'm my car and began driving. I came up on a curve where it was more than necessary I pay close attention. Just then a car coming the other direction swerved into my lane. I reacted with a speed which seemed that of light. A collision was avoided and both the careless driver in the other lane and myself both made it home safely. If I had been masturbating while driving, like I had planned, we would all have died that night. Thank You Maynard for your wise suggestion, I'll never jack and drive again.

    • @janeswurld
      @janeswurld 10 років тому +17

      are you fucking serious??

    • @raeconrad877
      @raeconrad877 10 років тому +2

      hahahahaha!!!!

    • @Elchinodiabolero
      @Elchinodiabolero 7 років тому

      I want this to be true SOOO BADLY

    • @landonrutledge2649
      @landonrutledge2649 7 років тому +1

      i also had a simaler situation

    • @Menacing_Mike
      @Menacing_Mike 6 років тому

      @@landonrutledge2649 me too. Thank Mj that we have mj to show us the way.

  • @ziggyshartdust4618
    @ziggyshartdust4618 7 років тому +89

    Jupiter was hit by that comet, so it just completely disingrated. You see, Sagittarius is the sign associated with Jupiter, therefore all of the Sagittarius people will vanish. RIP Maynard.

    • @kai326
      @kai326 4 роки тому +10

      He's an Aries

    • @cynzia_d
      @cynzia_d 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @mercuryrising9174
      @mercuryrising9174 4 роки тому

      He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries

    • @mercuryrising9174
      @mercuryrising9174 4 роки тому

      He said that later in the speach and yes he's a aries

  • @KidsFund1
    @KidsFund1 4 роки тому +64

    2 things I learned from this:
    Adam Jones is definetly a vampire.
    Maynard with a forklift is a very bad idea.

  • @rohansingh105
    @rohansingh105 8 років тому +207

    the drummer seems like a really cool guy !!!

    • @nathanjamison830
      @nathanjamison830 5 років тому +18

      Danny Carey. Hell yeah

    • @angelarizona622
      @angelarizona622 5 років тому +13

      The drummer is a Drum God. Seriously.. 🌞

    • @3wGaming
      @3wGaming 5 років тому +66

      "The drummer" has a name boi.... Whitney Houston

    • @ziongray918
      @ziongray918 5 років тому +3

      He looks like viking highlander

    • @mercuryrising9174
      @mercuryrising9174 4 роки тому +1

      @@3wGaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whitney Houston true story

  • @paulthoresen8241
    @paulthoresen8241 9 років тому +87

    Complete opposite of every Tool fan I have ever met, soooo chill

  • @donotinquire
    @donotinquire 8 років тому +22

    Maynard seems like the most chill, funniest, and down to earth person ever

  • @lukebrock-f6j
    @lukebrock-f6j 5 років тому +94

    "when people call us metal I feel like taking a bath"

  • @colinwalker6282
    @colinwalker6282 4 роки тому +86

    Every time I see a clip of them live I like to play a game called “where’s Maynard” and I only win like 60% of the time.

  • @sonic64101
    @sonic64101 8 років тому +393

    i swear james is the physical manifestation of Deadpool

  • @maddog788
    @maddog788 8 років тому +77

    "i think that i did 2 much acid in high school and that i cant remember what i said in 2001." Maynard is a fkin legend.

  • @jefflebowski3319
    @jefflebowski3319 5 років тому +50

    2:27 Maynard talking AC/DC, and Danny busting out the 4/4 reference.....LMFAO. Funniest part of the video IMO.

    • @TThatsWhatSheSaid1
      @TThatsWhatSheSaid1 4 роки тому

      He said "4 on the floor" which is an old term for a stick shift vehicle with 4 gears, with the gearshift being on the floorboard. It lines up with all the random shit he was saying about cars afterwards 😂 it could've been a double entendre though

    • @jefflebowski3319
      @jefflebowski3319 4 роки тому +7

      @@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 Maynard was talking about ACDC....they use alot of 4/4 time signatures in their music. Danny used a double reference cause he is into cars, but also emphasizing that ACDC uses "4 on the floor" just straight rock time signatures for their music.

    • @Nitrous_oxide_addict
      @Nitrous_oxide_addict Рік тому

      ​@@TThatsWhatSheSaid1 I'm pretty sure he said 4 4 on the floor

  • @Zenki8118
    @Zenki8118 4 роки тому +48

    Tool is not just a band. They are a whole different genre.

  • @cassienikoloska8857
    @cassienikoloska8857 4 роки тому +34

    "i just wanna say i have the exact same lens. same lens." - adam jones

  • @RjSyPlethora
    @RjSyPlethora 10 років тому +147

    24:28 The worst thing that could happen to a vocalist. I lol'd, big time.

    • @ZikkityZakOTA
      @ZikkityZakOTA 6 років тому +54

      He sounds like, fucking, George of the jungle. XD

    • @linayamada98
      @linayamada98 4 роки тому +3

      @@ZikkityZakOTA this comment hahahah

    • @connoriquada5429
      @connoriquada5429 4 роки тому +6

      I low key feel like he did it on purpose but also at the same time he’s the type of weird bastard to actually fuck up but make me believe he did it to fuck with me just to Fuck with me

  • @johnstewart2981
    @johnstewart2981 5 років тому +19

    Seeing MJK walking around in circles onstage and saying “Okay, So, this is the last song.... before the next song” killed me

  • @zanovran2569
    @zanovran2569 5 років тому +96

    All in favor of buying 10,000 days AGAIN so Maynard can afford waffles say "I"

  • @windog551
    @windog551 Рік тому +19

    Maynard is a troll/practical joker type. Never takes himself too seriously.

  • @TheEvilMonkeyZ
    @TheEvilMonkeyZ 7 років тому +140

    Is it just me or is Maynard James Keenan actually Anthony Fantano's dad?...

    • @depressed_cows
      @depressed_cows 7 років тому +13

      TheEvilMonkeyZ Maythony Keentano... Adthony Jonetano... Justhony Chanctano... Danthony Careytano

    • @ArtfulCosumDust
      @ArtfulCosumDust 3 роки тому +1

      See this is a conspiracy I'm willing to believe in.

    • @mono5401
      @mono5401 4 місяці тому

      Nah Maynard wouldn’t give birth to such a soyboy

  • @chrisv3338
    @chrisv3338 10 років тому +52

    10:48 is the best fucking version or Rosetta Stoned I've ever heard haha so fucking funny haha.

  • @TMmodify
    @TMmodify 8 років тому +35

    1:10 Fuck me if I'm wrong but MJK Is basically Tom Morello's second personality that takes over when he removes his baseball cap

  • @jiminewport5733
    @jiminewport5733 5 років тому +45

    Why has the tool album taken so long
    Tool 20:10

  • @elisecoady4604
    @elisecoady4604 6 років тому +6

    Ive watched this video at least once a month for the past 3 years and it gets better and better every time.

  • @cmweigand
    @cmweigand 2 роки тому +3

    That was awesome! Thank you! I’m going to see them in a few days! This was so much fun!

  • @mcpure9083
    @mcpure9083 9 років тому +236

    19:23 how stoned is Adam

    • @jedisith3864
      @jedisith3864 8 років тому +34

      Dude it's a Canadian interview, have you smoked their pot!?

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 7 років тому +4

      BC Bud for the win!

    • @fermat001
      @fermat001 7 років тому

      💓💟👊👍👍👀mcpure90 😯😂😬😉☺😬

    • @blackenedizzycore
      @blackenedizzycore 6 років тому +28

      Rosetta stoned

    • @MrCooCoo4crack
      @MrCooCoo4crack 5 років тому +4

      Must've dropped one too many acid tabs that day

  • @josephmiller1941
    @josephmiller1941 8 років тому +78

    I saw an interview where he refered to Nickelback to being the equivalent to the show The Little Rascals. I lost my shit when he said that.

    • @TSPH1992
      @TSPH1992 5 років тому

      I can't blame him xd

  • @MycologyVet
    @MycologyVet 2 роки тому +20

    3:47 Maynard is in full bliss riding the spiral to the end.

  • @zoezzzarko1117
    @zoezzzarko1117 3 роки тому +26

    Sometimes Steve Carrell.
    Sometimes Paul Shaffer.
    Sometimes a hottie.
    Sometimes a philosopher.
    Sometimes the fool.
    Always MJK.
    Standing in his own.
    As a conduit for ENERGY.

    • @darthmelsie
      @darthmelsie Рік тому +1

      Sometimes Dean Pelton

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 Рік тому +1

      @y33tarchist If only my mom would be so lucky 🤣

  • @Ashy_Shadows
    @Ashy_Shadows Рік тому +14

    Songs and interesting musical stuff I want to remember
    03:04 - 2006.06.04 - Before Jambi
    04:26 - 1998.08.26 - Maynard tells a story about Danny and Ænemas
    06:38 - 2002.05.10 - Happy Birthday to Danny before Opiate (it's a false start)
    06:55 - 1995 - Jupiter joke, can't remember the exact date but I'm sure it's from 1995
    08:11 - 1993.08.27 - Idk what's happening here lol
    08:28 - 2002 - Idk about this one either, it's from one of the 2002 shows, before Lateralus
    09:03 - 1997.07.29 - Wrestler onstage
    09:30 - 1997.07.29 - I suppose this is from the same concert as the last one
    10:05 - 2011/2012 - I have no idea for this one, but it can be from any of those years, mostly because of the mass collabs they did for Lateralus
    10:42 - 2007.08.22 - Yeah, I looked for this exact concert for hours, I know it's this one
    11:13 - 2011/2012 - I guess this is the same as the 10:05 mark, Idk
    11:28 - ???? - I have no idea
    12:36 - 1998.08.26 - Before No Quarter, the concert itself is amazing
    13:46 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk
    14:11 - 1993 - Idk
    15:00 - 1994 - Idk either
    19:27 - 2007.05.26 - I finally found it
    19:42 - 1997.02.23 - During Pushit
    21:23 - ???? - Idk about it, but I'm sure it's from 2010 to 2014
    22:25 - 2002 - Idk, it's from 2002 and before Lateralus
    22:40 - 1998.07.08 - Outro from concert
    22:57 - ???? - Idk
    23:36 - 1998.08.29 - before Ænema
    23:47 - 1998 - It seems like it's from 08.26, but iirc it's from another concert, Idk (in 08.26 he says the same monologue, but in a happier tone)
    24:27 - 1994.03.18 - Weird Undertow ending
    24:41 - 1998.08.26 - Yeah, this concert has a lot of things going on
    25:58 - 2001.05.15 - It's funnier because it's the first 2001 concert ever
    26:23 - ???? - Idk
    26:34 - 1993 - Idk either, maybe from 1993 thanks to sound quality
    27:12 - ???? - Damn, Idk
    27:26 - 2014.03.06 - Vegans insult before Vicarious I guess
    28:18 - ???? - Idk
    Okay, if you know some dates or want to contribute, just tell me, I'm tired and I'll be updating the list with the time

  • @Roguecjb
    @Roguecjb 8 років тому +157

    21:55 fret for your air freshener lol

  • @zsimon21
    @zsimon21 9 років тому +77

    Maynard scares me

    • @freehub7486
      @freehub7486 9 років тому +10

      Zach Simon mission accompliished

  • @jaredhawking2433
    @jaredhawking2433 3 роки тому +19

    Maynard is one of the most random dude you could ever meet. And I love it

  • @NimeetaA
    @NimeetaA 5 років тому +27

    4:44 when MJK looks way hotter in a bra than you'll ever be in your whole life 🙂

  • @biz_markie9189
    @biz_markie9189 9 років тому +293

    Maynard is my spirit animal.

    • @bassman3235
      @bassman3235 7 років тому +12

      Biz_Markie91 Edgy

    • @markreyes7454
      @markreyes7454 7 років тому +3

      Same Here , Lol .

    • @jestle
      @jestle 7 років тому +2

      Biz_Markie91 Same for me.

    • @beautifulvampires777
      @beautifulvampires777 7 років тому +5

      Maynard is a Tool

    • @Ohmloud
      @Ohmloud 4 роки тому +4

      Maynard killed my spirit animal after he had relations whit it. (I got a bottle of wine as a compensatie to..)

  • @davidcopperfieldslovechild1924
    @davidcopperfieldslovechild1924 9 років тому +18

    When they played Rio Rancho, Maynard ended with "I hope that everyone learned a little more about themselves and takes home one valuable piece of advise. Do not drink and drive. Please, you could hit a bump and spill your beer."
    Old joke but MJK still made it a riot!

  • @MultiOMFG1
    @MultiOMFG1 5 років тому +18

    That camera pan to Adam just standing there looking stoned to the point of confusion of how he even got there at 19:08 kills me every time I watch this. Not so much as a fucking blink. Waaaay too big pre-interview bong hit was had that day.

  • @jseebold100
    @jseebold100 7 років тому +3

    Good stuff!!! :) Thanks for taking the time to put that together!!!

    • @angelarizona622
      @angelarizona622 5 років тому

      Yeah.. I liked this vid. I'm glad he made it too!

  • @gregharrison5479
    @gregharrison5479 4 роки тому +23

    Maynard is calculatingly deliberate in a way that makes him seem like he is totally random. He's a master manipulator but he does like being the centre of attention. He guarantees it.

  • @a.t.pickle85
    @a.t.pickle85 8 років тому +15

    what's funny is that at one point in the video, maynard is talking about how he likes meshugga, and theres a concert in Sacramento featuring both tool and meshugga

    • @puneethvenkatrao987
      @puneethvenkatrao987 5 років тому +2

      Not mjk but adam

    • @tab89
      @tab89 4 роки тому +1

      Saw them both at the Chicago open air festival last year. Great show!!

    • @bok3rnes425
      @bok3rnes425 3 роки тому

      6:31 and One of priceless moment when they praise Meshuggah. Or I don't know. I think it is

  • @andyydna101
    @andyydna101 7 років тому +50

    22:19 "Fret for your air fresheners" lmfao

  • @theangledsaxon6765
    @theangledsaxon6765 5 років тому +24

    Doing donuts in a forklift is aggressively Tool

  • @substratic11213
    @substratic11213 4 роки тому +31

    Danny Carey is such a dad loool

  • @caseypayne5138
    @caseypayne5138 4 роки тому +19

    "No one is gayer than I am, but some come dangerously close"
    lmao

  • @Quicknpointless
    @Quicknpointless 10 років тому +41

    lol " i want waffles, new album coming out called 10,000 days..buy it so I can afford waffles"