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  • @ToolArchive
    @ToolArchive 5 років тому +3891

    It's entirely possible Fear Inoculum might be one of the most anticipated albums of all time

    • @Dustland98
      @Dustland98 5 років тому +109

      uh hunnerd percent

    • @ashnaybro
      @ashnaybro 5 років тому +123

      Been waiting so damn long.. thank you for all of your hard work and contribution to Tool fans around the world. Much appreciated.

    • @camnorickotoole7770
      @camnorickotoole7770 5 років тому +30

      ToolArchive nice 👍

    • @AlexzanderVL2
      @AlexzanderVL2 5 років тому +14

      Hunred purse ant bee

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 5 років тому +37

      Funny seeing you here. Love your channel

  • @timothygruber9386
    @timothygruber9386 5 років тому +755

    The older i get the more i respect a guy who can say "I don't know"

    • @GrandmaHank
      @GrandmaHank 5 років тому +5

      Right the probiotics question Dodge from Joe made he sound like a politician

    • @te9591
      @te9591 5 років тому +32

      Yeah, nothing can be more irritating than people who talk loud on subject matters they dont really know.

    • @redraider2140
      @redraider2140 5 років тому +4

      Being 21 will do that to you.

    • @WhiteTimplar
      @WhiteTimplar 5 років тому

      ya I like hearing that and when both people are like we got to find out. so cool

    • @SomaFlly
      @SomaFlly 5 років тому +1

      and the older i get a tool album will release...someday

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty 5 років тому +3196

    Maynard need not worry, in 400 years humans will have merged with machines and be interplanetary. Enough time for at least 3 more Tool albums.

    • @matthewmcanadabc8355
      @matthewmcanadabc8355 5 років тому +41

      Next album a perfect network

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom 5 років тому +23

      Nah the nwo will make us slaves and feed us to Satan

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom 5 років тому +20

      Nevermind they are already doing it

    • @MrJackandEmily
      @MrJackandEmily 5 років тому +10

      Illunarty wil push us off the edge of the flat erfff

    • @daveboden2656
      @daveboden2656 5 років тому +12

      he will if they are taught to swim

  • @nicholash4525
    @nicholash4525 5 років тому +885

    Maynard: " The name of the new Tool album is Fear....."
    Rogan: "Do you know Carlos Mencia steals jokes?"

    • @LadyLakeland
      @LadyLakeland 5 років тому +3

      Joe did you know Carlos Mencia steals jokes Rogan. Thanks a lot for THaT fucker!

    • @MissingElements
      @MissingElements 4 роки тому +20

      fear of a black planet tho

    • @TheElefanteBranco
      @TheElefanteBranco 4 роки тому +15

      @@MissingElements blank*

    • @yutro213
      @yutro213 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheElefanteBranco ua-cam.com/video/E8tgLNgXCLA/v-deo.html

    • @jaycobyhyde2742
      @jaycobyhyde2742 4 роки тому +3

      yutro213 fuck yeah!!

  • @SpaceMonkey033
    @SpaceMonkey033 5 років тому +951

    how nice of Maynard to come and listen to Joe's stories about his friends and watch some of Joe 's favourite videos on the internet

    • @jeanc5516
      @jeanc5516 5 років тому +46

      Yeah, that we can't even see.

    • @YLS8763
      @YLS8763 5 років тому +24

      This comment made me laugh out loud for a solid minute

    • @erkkamykkanen
      @erkkamykkanen 5 років тому +5

      @@YLS8763 me for 10 seconds but still A LOT

    • @savlizyespin7160
      @savlizyespin7160 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gosugosu1280
      @gosugosu1280 5 років тому +2

      that was so funny

  • @strailz4302
    @strailz4302 5 років тому +398

    People are saying Maynard seems so detached, but this is the most open and bubbly i've seen Maynard... ever! Love seeing him opening up.

    • @luiscarrillo8738
      @luiscarrillo8738 5 років тому +4

      I know right.

    • @TandemKnights
      @TandemKnights 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/hrcJz63En94/v-deo.html

    • @maggotmusic757
      @maggotmusic757 5 років тому +46

      Yall ever think for once that maybe...just maybe....he was just really shy and socially awkward?

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 5 років тому +9

      This made me realize Joe’s limited brain capacity 🤦🏽‍♂️Maynard is enlightened

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 5 років тому +5

      Joe Rogan is the key to his sincerity

  • @dougmott8926
    @dougmott8926 5 років тому +1316

    Maynard: "man its such a relief to get this Tool stuff off my chest" Joe: pigs are fukn dangerous man..

    • @GlassThirdEye
      @GlassThirdEye 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @Theopengrove
      @Theopengrove 5 років тому +35

      Joe "Have you seen that bison video" rogan

    • @sophiamendoza5912
      @sophiamendoza5912 5 років тому +34

      Good lord this is the most boring podcast to date lol 😆

    • @chrishoy7133
      @chrishoy7133 5 років тому +1

      My heart dropped

    • @brucanthwood
      @brucanthwood 5 років тому +19

      I'm not sure why Maynard was on this podcast... except to drop new album title (no discussion) streaming catalogue (some jokes about naptster) and Maynard pitching the idea for roundtable discussions (Joe's not interested). I like both of them though.

  • @corpsekrusher
    @corpsekrusher 5 років тому +690

    Maynard. “Are you ready to hear the name of the new album?”
    Joe. “I’m picturing you in one of those jackets with tassels - you could pull that off.”

  • @GenXJay670
    @GenXJay670 5 років тому +839

    Maynard: "So we are going to release a double albu"
    Joe "So do you make raisins with your grapes"????

    • @DarthBowie
      @DarthBowie 5 років тому +44

      I know... I love Joe but god fucking damn it.

    • @Rebb1989
      @Rebb1989 5 років тому +5

      You have to appreciate the small things right 😅

    • @timmythistle6615
      @timmythistle6615 5 років тому +9

      All fairness, Joe was jet lagged af.

    • @23erisx
      @23erisx 5 років тому +14

      Hey it coulda been 'so have you ever done dmt?'

    • @utmosttfm4788
      @utmosttfm4788 5 років тому +5

      " so were releasing a album " but everyond turn off you phones. Pads tech and go for a walk. Sure . im watching this and my summification of this is like Maynard sold out a hot min ago

  • @photosnotbullets
    @photosnotbullets 4 роки тому +400

    Maynard: "In the morning we're shredding apples into a bin like applesauce and inoculating it."
    Joe: "Inoculate it with what?"
    Maynard: "Fear."

  • @thomasallen3631
    @thomasallen3631 5 років тому +1358

    Maynard: "We're going to release a limited print double al.."
    Joe: "Have you ever seen the triceps on a chimpanzee? Jamie pull that video up. Look up CHIMP FLEXING"

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +1

      🐵

    • @joshuafontanez2788
      @joshuafontanez2788 5 років тому +3

      Thats the guy he is yall just ...not good to be around with this complaining not talking about this specific comment

    • @Dani-ladyy
      @Dani-ladyy 5 років тому +4

      PS4GUY2552 dude seriously wtf joe is so fucking annoying lol

    • @waffleking7521
      @waffleking7521 5 років тому +6

      @@richardgentry5589 This is literally the only place i've seen Maynard genuinely laugh. Pause at 21:40, it's kind of weird lol

    • @raygengamer8440
      @raygengamer8440 5 років тому +4

      Joe is amazing. But there is a “shut up I’m talking rogan” a lot of times

  • @ouijabored5785
    @ouijabored5785 5 років тому +949

    Maynard: About to reveal his grandmother's Sunday spaghetti recipe
    Rogan: Ever see a midget Malaysian man get a colonoscopy? *Video Buffering*

    • @walthampton4461
      @walthampton4461 5 років тому +12

      Holy cow bro, cracked me up! Thank you

    • @Bryant.Defiant
      @Bryant.Defiant 5 років тому +18

      Jamie pull that up

    • @mephistophelesgoestowork4368
      @mephistophelesgoestowork4368 5 років тому +4

      This comment is choice.

    • @mathewsmith7305
      @mathewsmith7305 4 роки тому +1

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    • @lg7841
      @lg7841 4 роки тому +2

      @@mathewsmith7305 You're an idiot

  • @tactical_philanthropy
    @tactical_philanthropy 5 років тому +747

    Maynard: The new album is coming out after 13 yea-
    Joe: You know I realized that if my house burned down I could buy ten new ones so I'm pretty chill about fires.

    • @danielg3924
      @danielg3924 5 років тому +9

      Exactly...

    • @notjohn100
      @notjohn100 5 років тому +7

      And the album turned out to just be the exact same as their last album, so no big foul there

    • @peterfrigo92014
      @peterfrigo92014 5 років тому

      notjohn100 ua-cam.com/video/d-9ubROeMMM/v-deo.html

    • @50kal44
      @50kal44 4 роки тому +5

      notjohn100 def not. Last one he was all sad about his mom and it was darker. This one was epic, better than 10,000 days, I don’t know if it’s their best but I see why people think that.

    • @nathanmundy3343
      @nathanmundy3343 4 роки тому +7

      Kalvin Braddock-Foster it seems like Fear Inoculum is like the sacred ancient texts that they used to create all the other tool albums

  • @cvick4200
    @cvick4200 5 років тому +791

    After over a decade of waiting Maynard announces Tool’s new album. Millions of fans rejoice and want to hear about it.
    Joe: “cool, so how’s the wine business?”

    • @pirkkala
      @pirkkala 5 років тому +6

      He wasnt going to talk about it anyways or he woulda in the podcast

    • @earugo2531
      @earugo2531 5 років тому +11

      The whole tool thing is the beginning of farming and the end of advertisement

    • @frobb
      @frobb 5 років тому +22

      @Schmelly G. one day I want to be as cool as you, really.

    • @xazrael
      @xazrael 5 років тому +7

      @Schmelly G. Night night troll. Take your vitamins.

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 років тому +1

      Yeah he wouldn't been all cryptic about it anyways.

  • @irotinmyskin
    @irotinmyskin 5 років тому +592

    Maynard: "So we are going to release a double albu..."
    Joe: "Do you eat elk bro?"

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 5 років тому +15

      That was actually fucking hilarious!

    • @bluntmane2864
      @bluntmane2864 5 років тому +3

      What was joe suppose to do?? Sit there in silence

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin 5 років тому +27

      @@bluntmane2864 how about asking him questions that he knows Maynard fans would like to hear, instead of just topics Rogan finds interesting like a centipede eating a mouse

    • @RJ-ox8on
      @RJ-ox8on 5 років тому +4

      irotinmyskin joe “make sure you hunt them w/ a bow”

    • @billyrivers672
      @billyrivers672 5 років тому +2

      @@irotinmyskin Dude, I just sprayed coffee all over my laptop.

  • @stevenevil8415
    @stevenevil8415 5 років тому +422

    I totally abandoned this video to watch Mongol Golden Eagle Wolf Hunting.

  • @OctopusVolcano
    @OctopusVolcano 5 років тому +380

    Maynard is coming in to talk about TooL, the tool army is reporting in...
    Joe: have you ever seen a centipede attack a mouse? On CbD oil??

    • @jakewareham
      @jakewareham 5 років тому +4

      OctopusVolcano fucking 😂😭 at cbd oil

    • @arti8410
      @arti8410 5 років тому +1

      this is the best comment

    • @walthampton4461
      @walthampton4461 5 років тому

      Awesome!

  • @RockFeed
    @RockFeed 5 років тому +101

    I’m dying right now. I never thought I would live to see the day we got a new TOOL record.

    • @Jkc77777
      @Jkc77777 5 років тому

      Ok "singular person"

    • @subordie6000
      @subordie6000 5 років тому

      Hey, a channel I'm subscribed to in the comments section!!

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 4 роки тому

      Me neither man

  • @UncleJimboo
    @UncleJimboo 5 років тому +319

    Maynard: new album is coming out
    Joe: what kind of tomatoes do you grow?

    • @jaydongoodrich4495
      @jaydongoodrich4495 5 років тому +7

      did you ever think that him and Joe are friends IRL "they are in case you didn't know" and MJK dosent like to talk about himself/tool/music all the time and maybe he'd rather just chill and talk about his other stuff instead.

    • @isaacrichmond7505
      @isaacrichmond7505 5 років тому +6

      Joe: Have you ever done DMT?
      Maynard: I've never gotten a staph infection from wrestling; I'm lucky I guess
      Jamie: *pulls up pics*

    • @shaunwells5015
      @shaunwells5015 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @jooplin
    @jooplin 5 років тому +116

    20 seconds into podcast
    Joe Rogan: *M A R I H U A N A*

  • @owenwalker1774
    @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +676

    Maynard James Keenan: My dedicated fans want to hear about the new rec-
    Joe: People are nicer in cold weather.

    • @Chadneytube
      @Chadneytube 5 років тому +6

      Obviously he doesn't spend a lot of time in Canada.

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 5 років тому +1

      @@Chadneytube 😂

    • @raygengamer8440
      @raygengamer8440 5 років тому +2

      I love the cold

    • @zacharyhutchison4006
      @zacharyhutchison4006 5 років тому +1

      Some people... I lived in NY for 2 years and the snow damn near made me crazy.

    • @BigJoker
      @BigJoker 5 років тому +1

      I've never seen a comment like this on JRE. Oh wait...

  • @michaelv8757
    @michaelv8757 5 років тому +111

    Tool finally releasing their catalog on streaming formats is not to be lost in the new album talk. I’ve been waiting for this longer than I’ve been waiting for them to drop an album.

    • @skiproots259
      @skiproots259 5 років тому

      Bluntz 0809 same

    • @ChannelNickGreen
      @ChannelNickGreen 5 років тому +10

      I can't wait to hear albums in worse quality than they sounded twenty years ago!

    • @mgonzalez8880
      @mgonzalez8880 5 років тому +1

      I swear ive heard some of there songs on Pandora years ago.. or do you think *I must have been high, i must have sooooo high* 😃

    • @Buonocore49
      @Buonocore49 5 років тому +2

      This instantly makes the monthly spotify bill worth it

  • @colosseo7827
    @colosseo7827 5 років тому +456

    MJK: "An intellectual person is not just who experiences their own life, but experience other people's experiences."
    Joe: "Have you seen that Bison that launched that 9-year old?"

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 4 роки тому +106

    Maynard looks like a high school science teacher

    • @jeroeng1025
      @jeroeng1025 4 роки тому +9

      This is hilarious. My high school science teacher actually reminds me of Maynard so much. Great dude. One of the few teachers that felt real to me and who showed personality, which made me pay attention to what he had to say despite not really feeling for the subject matter at all.

    • @JAMBI..
      @JAMBI.. 4 роки тому +1

      I can picture him wearing a white button up shirt with a tie, holding a clipboard as he walks around checking out his students.

    • @sargonnis
      @sargonnis 4 роки тому +1

      He does come off as a Science teacher. His music does make you smarter.

    • @joshuamackey2326
      @joshuamackey2326 4 роки тому +2

      His parents and some others in his family.are teachers!

    • @thestonedlizard9597
      @thestonedlizard9597 Місяць тому

      🤣 he does!!

  • @BimmerBros
    @BimmerBros 5 років тому +830

    UA-cam execs! Can you guys give JRE a pass so we can watch Rogan watch UA-cam videos on UA-cam the way God intended. Thanks.

    • @hanzolo7719
      @hanzolo7719 5 років тому +46

      BimmerBros why is it that fighter and the kid, h3 podcast, and almost every other podcast does this? I don’t think Joe realizes that it’s fair use to show the video, as long as there’s not copyrighted music in it. If they get claimed all they have to do is dispute it. Jamie seems to understand this, and always wants to play clips, but Joe never lets him. The podcast won’t get “pulled” from UA-cam.

    • @dajr9018
      @dajr9018 5 років тому +16

      This comment needs to go to the UA-cam gods

    • @samueljacksonactuallylaugh4906
      @samueljacksonactuallylaugh4906 5 років тому +22

      Jacob Laubauskas seems like ur a little faggy. not for anyone in particular, though, yer just a fag in general.
      im gay too so anytime you wanna swap spit and shit in eachothers mouth, call me at 404-767-5215 and we’ll set up a date :)

    • @No_Purchase_Necessary
      @No_Purchase_Necessary 5 років тому +12

      @@Laubauskas seems like your mindset is a little outdated .. not to mention beneath Joe Rogan.. you think he would ever condone you calling someone too "faggy" for him? Get a grip loser. No room for you here.

    • @Chiefthepup
      @Chiefthepup 5 років тому +4

      Make America great again

  • @Aveance94
    @Aveance94 5 років тому +307

    "so the new album is called fear inoculum"
    "oh great, now maybe they'll shutup, so hows the wine business?"
    OFUK LMAO

    • @SpicyTrifongo
      @SpicyTrifongo 5 років тому +9

      @kroyford Tool is not doubling their reach on Joe Rogan. They were headlining act when Joe had hair.

    • @SpicyTrifongo
      @SpicyTrifongo 5 років тому +1

      @Kevin Wintersteen by an insignificant amount. This isn't even the first time he's been on the show.

  • @Vnoto24
    @Vnoto24 5 років тому +209

    Maynard- centipedes scare me more than anything
    Joe- Yo watch this video of a centipede killing a mouse

    • @Kash-Acous
      @Kash-Acous 5 років тому +4

      Not gonna lie, I went down a rabbit hole because of this. Ended up at piranha vs frog. Nature is fucking nuts

  • @BradCozine
    @BradCozine 4 роки тому +73

    40:30 Maynard: "We're shredding apples into a bin and going to inoculate it.."
    Joy: "Inoculate it what what?"
    Me: "Fear."

    • @avnishdhaulta9271
      @avnishdhaulta9271 4 роки тому +2

      best comment here😂

    • @FreyaGem
      @FreyaGem 4 роки тому

      Damn I can't believe I didn't think of that 😂

  • @Nakushita1215
    @Nakushita1215 5 років тому +334

    40:34
    Maynard: " We're gonna inoculate it"
    Joe: "Inoculate it with what?"
    I would have lost my mind if Maynard would have replied "Fear" hahaha

    • @rob_zomb
      @rob_zomb 5 років тому +16

      Nakushita1215 Fear isn’t the inoculater, it’s the inoculated.

    • @tcb9775
      @tcb9775 5 років тому +1

      That's too literal.
      It can mean to fear when the government inoculates you or your family with a disease or other bad genes. Basically fear the system that inoculates.

    • @thewoolycontacts
      @thewoolycontacts 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @mementocatharsis9372
      @mementocatharsis9372 5 років тому +1

      The contagion is ego.

    • @mementocatharsis9372
      @mementocatharsis9372 5 років тому +2

      Fear is the result. Everything comes from within.

  • @xXelitegpXx
    @xXelitegpXx 5 років тому +173

    Joe: Have you ever seen a 2 foot centipede attack a south side gang of pigeons with an AK47?!
    Maynard: Nope
    Joe: Pfff, Jamie, pull that up.

  • @revb14n
    @revb14n 5 років тому +687

    *Major Tool announcement.
    Joe: So how's the wine business?

    • @MichaelKire
      @MichaelKire 5 років тому +28

      Maynard has a habit of not wanting to talk about Tool

    • @dominikaxy
      @dominikaxy 5 років тому +15

      Joe has no clue about music that Maynard does.

    • @loopvil369
      @loopvil369 5 років тому +13

      or maybe coz hes a pretentious douche

    • @agraciotti
      @agraciotti 5 років тому +8

      That is why I got bored by this show.

    • @duckydarkstar38
      @duckydarkstar38 5 років тому +9

      This one sucked

  • @mikeforbes7189
    @mikeforbes7189 5 років тому +314

    Petetion to get Maynard back on, to talk all things fear inoculum.

    • @dauntevivone3578
      @dauntevivone3578 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed! MJK send a bottle of wine to Washington State so we can try something way better than this watery Vino here in the temperate rain forests.

    • @Perrylayne105
      @Perrylayne105 4 роки тому +2

      All in favor!

    • @THERAMMSTEINFAN490
      @THERAMMSTEINFAN490 4 роки тому +5

      Get on Danny as well though! Thatd be THE SHIT!!

    • @liamjobey5192
      @liamjobey5192 4 роки тому

      Arizonaaaa!

    • @bartekwylezo9169
      @bartekwylezo9169 4 роки тому +1

      Here you go

  • @nahte-
    @nahte- 5 років тому +920

    Maynard: “So yeah, the new album is g.....“
    Joe: “So how’s the wine business?”

    • @mandybuehler9471
      @mandybuehler9471 5 років тому +13

      He really coulda cared less about the band. 😂

    • @fuckeththou8925
      @fuckeththou8925 5 років тому +2

      @@davidpearson6346 idk hope people can even get it wrong... It's literally basic English. Couldn't and could have such different meanings

    • @mandybuehler9471
      @mandybuehler9471 5 років тому +3

      @@davidpearson6346 You are right. My bad English gets the best of me sometimes.

    • @MrDaneis
      @MrDaneis 5 років тому

      @@davidpearson6346 apparently you don't know what an idiom is...

    • @jbussa
      @jbussa 5 років тому +6

      yah that was an important correction... should she show you her hall pass too?

  • @pag3309
    @pag3309 5 років тому +381

    Danny Carey needs to be on Rogan podcast!!!!

    • @MisterK-YT
      @MisterK-YT 5 років тому +2

      pag3309 this

    • @rockohayden3690
      @rockohayden3690 5 років тому +7

      I totally agree fine sir.... Let's hear from the drummer.

    • @k3mikal
      @k3mikal 5 років тому +14

      I met Danny recently. He'd have a hard time doing something like this.

    • @JungleScene
      @JungleScene 5 років тому +8

      I think Id be most interested in adam on a show like this. i could listen to him talk about music for hours... unfortunately rogan is notoriously a meat head when it comes to the topic of music so maybe it wouldnt work well.

    • @joe-5D
      @joe-5D 5 років тому

      Nah not good combo

  • @jayzen1342
    @jayzen1342 5 років тому +409

    Maynard: “I’m terrified of centipedes”
    Joe: “Let me show you a video of a centipede eating a mouse”

    • @DaAlaniz123
      @DaAlaniz123 5 років тому +20

      Sucks they don’t show the videos or internet searches that are being discussed anymore.

    • @MaynardsSpaceship
      @MaynardsSpaceship 5 років тому +3

      @@DaAlaniz123 I was wondering why they weren't showing what was being searched. #bummer

    • @inkbl0t3tatface43
      @inkbl0t3tatface43 5 років тому +2

      I LITTERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AT THIS PART TO POST A COMMENT!!! BAHAAHAA! BEST ONE SF

    • @Soundtracks92
      @Soundtracks92 5 років тому +1

      @@MaynardsSpaceship Copyright reasons probably

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 5 років тому +1

      He covers his tattoo up 😂

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 4 роки тому +68

    I saw Tool live on their fear inoculum tour i was in the front row on 4 hits. I’ll never forget that experience as long as I live. Maynard is a ambassador for the supernatural. See him live on acid. He’s amazing 👁

    • @mamaelfian
      @mamaelfian 4 роки тому +6

      Can you reproduce anything close to it for me if I’m off on 4 hits? So I can re-live it VICARIOUSLY.......

    • @avidodd26
      @avidodd26 4 роки тому +1

      I watched an untranslated japanese cartoon on 4 hits once and fell into the mouth of God. The vehicle doesnt matter when you are traveling at those speeds.

    • @gmfw9777
      @gmfw9777 4 роки тому +2

      High on acid, saw Tool at Andrews amphitheatre on Oahu. The pit looked like Orcs fighting with cave trolls, then security noticed a dude watching from high up in a tree next to the venue prompting treeguy to swing out over the crowd on his climbing gear. I've always wanted to thank that dude!

    • @jakehyrule7260
      @jakehyrule7260 4 роки тому +9

      Saw them sober, this year. Was great

    • @tristanwright9733
      @tristanwright9733 4 роки тому

      When the hit the switches to let all the feedback through. I thought we were entering a portal into hell. BEST GOD DAMN SHOW ON THE FUCKING PLANET. LONG LIVE THE FUCKING KINGS

  • @robotinvasion
    @robotinvasion 5 років тому +121

    Maynard 's relaxation between albums gonna be short lived. I heard the band is already preparing for their next album release scheduled 2045.

    • @cyberdelicxp9125
      @cyberdelicxp9125 5 років тому +2

      2045, just in time for the technologal singularity lol

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 5 років тому +2

      Gotta hear it first... buuut maybe they didn't want to release something that wasn't going to be Bad-A. There's nothing worse than a good band getting a big head, putting out 3 crappy albums in 5yrs time. Just cuz they think they're music is good without trying. Thinking they'll sell it just on their name alone.
      Maybe with so many disagreements, or alpha- struggles it'll be at perfection.

    • @Adam-qs5ir
      @Adam-qs5ir 5 років тому +1

      It'll be good. They just don't put out shit

  • @christinajackson3461
    @christinajackson3461 5 років тому +211

    Joe totally didn't catch Maynard saying "Maybe I'LL fight Tom Cruise." Bwahahaha!

    • @jusdubzzz
      @jusdubzzz 5 років тому +5

      Fuck Maynard can whoop both Bieber and Cruise with blindfolds n hands tied!!

    • @axellness
      @axellness 5 років тому +3

      Lol. Joe is slow

    • @christinajackson3461
      @christinajackson3461 5 років тому +1

      @John Brooks aw, you make me sad, John. Lol.

    • @joshuafontanez2788
      @joshuafontanez2788 5 років тому +2

      @John Brooks it's a podcast

    • @ToxicBottledOstrichNostrils
      @ToxicBottledOstrichNostrils 5 років тому +1

      John Brooks nobody meant to insult your celebrity crush but Maynard isn’t a pussy. Even if he said so

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 5 років тому +418

    MJK: About to talk about one of the most highly anticipated and long-awaited albums in history.
    Joe: Talks about everything BUT the album.

    • @justinbooth9198
      @justinbooth9198 5 років тому +24

      you realize he talked about the subject matter of the album for over an hour, right? listen to what the man values, read his lyrics from all his bands, and then re listen to this. He doesn't need to directly talk about tool to talk about the album.

    • @drucru4998
      @drucru4998 5 років тому +3

      That's because there is NO ALBUM DIPSHITS!

    • @the_snail_god
      @the_snail_god 5 років тому +11

      I think Maynard talked about it as much as he wanted to. Besides, I’m sure he doesn’t want to reveal too much before it comes out, especially without letting any of the other bois (Danny Carey, Chancellor, etc.) that he was going to give more information than they were comfortable giving

    • @username82200
      @username82200 5 років тому +5

      @@drucru4998 official release date is August 30th,2019 available for preorder and download on all streaming platforms :)

    • @faust8218
      @faust8218 5 років тому +11

      @@drucru4998 Don't you look like the dipshit now.

  • @jefflongfelow
    @jefflongfelow 4 роки тому +3

    I'm 36 years old. My uncles were in a band in the 80's and 90's and they played tool so I've been listening to tool damn near my whole life. The fact that all these amazing artist came to form 1 band is absolutely incredible. And Maynard's intelligence is very inspiring and gives me a little hope in humanity

  • @therealding221
    @therealding221 5 років тому +460

    I’ve literally had Tool on repeat on Spotify since they released it. I’m not listening to anything but tool till aug 30! It’s TOOLMONTH!

    • @jaydumon2784
      @jaydumon2784 5 років тому +8

      Don't burn yourself out!

    • @therealding221
      @therealding221 5 років тому +14

      Jay D. Not possible.

    • @7Be
      @7Be 5 років тому

      \m/

    • @Prog4Prog
      @Prog4Prog 5 років тому +5

      Yeah I’ve been gunning the back-cat in chronological order, on repeat and then they dropped Fear Innoculum single and that slightly changed my weird process. I can’t believe the day came that TOOL released music, I can’t believe this is the month TOOL release an album, I can’t believe I’m still alive!

    • @maxzak5310
      @maxzak5310 5 років тому +1

      i red they're against streaming and tool is not on spotify .... they've changed their mind?

  • @KuroKoopa
    @KuroKoopa 5 років тому +451

    Maynard: The album name is, "Fear Inoculum". It's-
    Joe: So how's the rain in Arizona this time of year?

    • @ayeaye2295
      @ayeaye2295 5 років тому +18

      This wasn't suppose to be a Tool podcast, hence why they got it out of the way first thing

    • @15walkingaway
      @15walkingaway 5 років тому

      *Arizona

    • @KuroKoopa
      @KuroKoopa 5 років тому +1

      @@15walkingaway Thanks

    • @jokesbyjo
      @jokesbyjo 5 років тому +12

      Yea it would have been nice of Joe to inquire about the album. A simple, are you happy with it? How long did it take?

    • @KuroKoopa
      @KuroKoopa 5 років тому +12

      @@jokesbyjo Yeah or at least ask him why they named it that.

  • @dragline.
    @dragline. 5 років тому +776

    Maynard James Keenan does a pretty good impression of a human being.

    • @yuinui
      @yuinui 5 років тому +4

      Ok

    • @reqwashere7370
      @reqwashere7370 5 років тому +4

      I hate to burst your bubble but he is...

    • @seanwhitmore7564
      @seanwhitmore7564 5 років тому +43

      Your comment was wasted on a few inferior beings. Haha

    • @jenniferh7297
      @jenniferh7297 5 років тому +25

      He's such a pretentious ass

    • @lxvlx
      @lxvlx 5 років тому +13

      @@jenniferh7297 who hates social media and screen culture yet has a 5 year old kid obsessed with their ipad.. wtf.

  • @beardsbeersotherbooze6719
    @beardsbeersotherbooze6719 4 роки тому +28

    Maynard low key predicted the when he said, "strange diseases start showing up, fungus starts killing you that didn't before."

  • @bottomless666
    @bottomless666 5 років тому +255

    Maynard: "to feel connected."
    Me: "tooo feeeel inspired, too..."

    • @rhysjohn3076
      @rhysjohn3076 5 років тому +4

      I did the same 😂

    • @UptownNYC
      @UptownNYC 5 років тому

      “To HELP us, NOT FUCK US UP!”
      also... “You FAIRY!”

    • @ktopaz
      @ktopaz 5 років тому +3

      And to think i dared to think i was the only one who did that :) there was an additional moment such as this one earlier on, did you catch it as well?

    • @simpleysims
      @simpleysims 5 років тому +4

      @@Boganiacal0 To swing on a spiral of, our divinity and... Still be a HUMANNNNNNNNNNNNN!

    • @mitch6962
      @mitch6962 5 років тому +2

      cringed

  • @Mike-eg3hn
    @Mike-eg3hn 5 років тому +366

    Maynard: "I got some pretty big news...the name of the new album is Fear Inoculem."
    Joe Rogan: "So how's the wine business?"
    Me:🤦‍♂️Wtf

    • @Finkster5
      @Finkster5 5 років тому +1

      It's a Puscifer thing. Either he actually started a winery for the band or the 'characters' in the band have a winery or something like that. Puscifer's good btw, you should check them out if you like Maynard's other work.

    • @stevenzwier8974
      @stevenzwier8974 5 років тому +15

      Joe's a fucking boomer

    • @goldenturd2697
      @goldenturd2697 5 років тому

      @@Finkster5 so are you gonna explain why or nah?

    • @tobypuscifer1810
      @tobypuscifer1810 5 років тому +4

      Finkster5 He started making wine because his grand parents were wine makers in Italy. Thats where his love from wine comes from not some off shoot shit cause of a band

    • @OGfancy420
      @OGfancy420 5 років тому +6

      It is incredibly frustrating how lucky he is and how little he cares haha

  • @ramochoa6943
    @ramochoa6943 5 років тому +342

    We need picture in picture for when jaime pulls shit up. Im tired of wondering and searching what the hell they're looking at. That is all.

    • @k3mikal
      @k3mikal 5 років тому +23

      They don't want a copyright strike

    • @bobbaace3710
      @bobbaace3710 5 років тому +5

      @@k3mikal How do people do that shit on Twitch all the time and not get in trouble

    • @turtleshell6391
      @turtleshell6391 5 років тому +16

      @@bobbaace3710 Cause you can't take someones ad money off twitch but you can on youtube. Only reason majority of people get copystriked is to siphon money away from the content creator.

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 5 років тому +4

      @@bobbaace3710 there are automatic content ID algorithms running on youtube that aren't running on twitch. it's how youtube gets away with having maybe billions of dollars worth of copyrighted content on their platform - they make it very easy for the major studios/labels/networks to take down anything they own. twitch doesn't have as much copyrighted content and they're a comparatively small platform so they fly under the radar.

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 років тому +2

      Jamie, and his monitor, needs some kind of small popout display in the corner

  • @dillonhamilton2914
    @dillonhamilton2914 4 роки тому +412

    24:00... Maynard: “Weird diseases start showing up...”

    • @tabs311
      @tabs311 4 роки тому +18

      ...Did he know something?

    • @vaudemu2263
      @vaudemu2263 4 роки тому +45

      @@tabs311 lol yeh, he realizes that new diseases show up every few decades.

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 4 роки тому +11

      A new fungus amongst us 😂

    • @JarodRebuck
      @JarodRebuck 4 роки тому +6

      Gulp....

    • @erichgolden1812
      @erichgolden1812 4 роки тому +22

      That comment aged like wine

  • @z33r2
    @z33r2 5 років тому +183

    Maynard: "I'm terrified of centipedes"
    Joe: "Watch this video of a centipede ripping into a mouse"

    • @mattg9971
      @mattg9971 5 років тому

      The most boring subject ever

    • @recipoldinasty
      @recipoldinasty 5 років тому +1

      Matt G why? Animals are awesome

    • @UrbanaticLemonade
      @UrbanaticLemonade 5 років тому

      He literally hid below table with hat as protection

  • @ryanandres8523
    @ryanandres8523 5 років тому +452

    I have been refreshing my screen all day waiting for this lol

    • @neilcarter735
      @neilcarter735 5 років тому +3

      Saaaame

    • @kronosouranos9979
      @kronosouranos9979 5 років тому +4

      Same to bad it wasn’t live

    • @khenkenius
      @khenkenius 5 років тому +2

      Same here

    • @freedomflagco824
      @freedomflagco824 5 років тому +6

      Dude I wish Joe Rogan was a podcast dealer I could just call whenever I need a podcast I check so often for new ones and get so bummed out going on weeks with no new stuff lol theres always good ones to recycle but drives me nuts waiting on new ones

    • @dekadenser
      @dekadenser 5 років тому +3

      Same dude

  • @nicholasanderson384
    @nicholasanderson384 5 років тому +105

    Maynard: “so I have some big announcements about tool”
    Joe: “staff infections are serious man”

    • @jjskate4l1fe
      @jjskate4l1fe 5 років тому +9

      Nicholas Anderson
      Staph*

    • @te9591
      @te9591 5 років тому +9

      @@jjskate4l1fe staff infection is when your coworkers suck.

    • @phillipg1331
      @phillipg1331 5 років тому

      Staph*

    • @phillipg1331
      @phillipg1331 5 років тому

      It's serious

  • @e_tapp02
    @e_tapp02 5 років тому +108

    He should really have Adam Jones on the podcast as well.

    • @lateralustrated8808
      @lateralustrated8808 4 роки тому +9

      Ethan Tapp Adam is too cool for Joe and joe would be projecting his insecurities like he does with maynard

    • @tristanwright9733
      @tristanwright9733 4 роки тому +2

      Id 100000000% rather have the rest of the Boys than ever having Maynard on

    • @manwithtwoeyes6911
      @manwithtwoeyes6911 4 роки тому +5

      He needs all the tool members on at some point

    • @donniemills967
      @donniemills967 4 роки тому +1

      Pacman was a great cornerback. I was a big fan of his when he was on the Bengals.

    • @JAMBI..
      @JAMBI.. 4 роки тому +3

      I can see him getting along with danny carrey lol

  • @pcaruso1987
    @pcaruso1987 5 років тому +261

    Maynard: The new album name is....
    Joe: So how's the winnery going? do you use falcons?
    Maynard: Fear Inoculum

  • @ike-insertname
    @ike-insertname 5 років тому +540

    Me: "Man I hope Joe asks him some questions about the new album."
    Joe: "I wanna show you a video of a centipede killing a mouse."

    • @hogblockula9335
      @hogblockula9335 5 років тому +12

      I kinda doubt Maynard would go in too much detail anyway tbh

    • @raymondvorndran4306
      @raymondvorndran4306 5 років тому +4

      JUST SHUT UP

    • @barrymckinley5330
      @barrymckinley5330 5 років тому +4

      @@raymondvorndran4306 Hey Ray, get some rest, you really, are a bit bossy, yes?

    • @easterislandstatue4059
      @easterislandstatue4059 5 років тому +18

      The one chance maynard actually wants to talk about the new album and dumbass joe rugman just talks about the stupidest shit.

    • @SlavomirG
      @SlavomirG 5 років тому

      @@hogblockula9335 listening to new song leaks the album will be boring anyway

  • @JonLynchIsAlive
    @JonLynchIsAlive 5 років тому +753

    So... I can finally stop using all my mobile data playing Tool songs on UA-cam.

    • @nsareen3457
      @nsareen3457 5 років тому +1

      Jon Lynch meant?

    • @chrispy808
      @chrispy808 5 років тому +22

      @@nsareen3457 He means that they will put their music on things like spotify so you can download it once and not have to use cellular data streaming on youtube if you want to listen when you're out.

    • @THERAMMSTEINFAN490
      @THERAMMSTEINFAN490 5 років тому +11

      kinda painful D: you couldve easily downloaded it straight from the webs. And in better quality than streaming services most likely

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 5 років тому +15

      streaming services are for cucks. You can get a 520gb micro SD and have your entire music library on your phone.

    • @jamesdnh
      @jamesdnh 5 років тому +2

      @@TRUE_GR1T unlimited data, free Tidal for $30 on Sprint

  • @BradCozine
    @BradCozine 4 роки тому +106

    1:23:16 Maynard: "...nothing's going to affect how we make money or our touring."
    1:26:17 Coronavirus: "Hold my beer..."

    • @buffkonradin
      @buffkonradin 4 роки тому +7

      Lol even predicted the riots

    • @Unoriginalswine
      @Unoriginalswine 4 роки тому

      @Tim Brandt theyll be back big time. Ill wear a damn space helmet to see them again

  • @steliosp1770
    @steliosp1770 5 років тому +73

    Holy shit I had no clue Maynard was gonna be on the podcast again today.
    Best surprise in a while.

  • @gregm6983
    @gregm6983 5 років тому +176

    ..and they start it all with talking about Falconry, my favorite subject! Outstanding.

    • @joshuabranson74
      @joshuabranson74 5 років тому +10

      I myself am very well versed in Bird Law

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 5 років тому

      @@joshuabranson74 I'd like to hear more about your laywerings but I have a hotplate to get back to

    • @DYNAMiC027
      @DYNAMiC027 5 років тому

      Bruh,, i need a freakin falcon.

  • @cirquedemonday
    @cirquedemonday 5 років тому +396

    Maynard: "What a weight off my shoulders dude, this took a LOT of work. We-- "
    Joe: "This is the problem with zoos."

    • @gregvgs3
      @gregvgs3 5 років тому +28

      MondayNightFriend he definitely dropped the ball on this interview, MJK came back to drop some major Tool news, if ever there was a time to ask questions about his band..THAT was the time!

    • @ncrmh
      @ncrmh 5 років тому +11

      @@gregvgs3 stop. no one dropped anything. the album is still coming out. cry.

    • @bishopm4401
      @bishopm4401 5 років тому +31

      gregvgs3 its not a tool interview. It’s a podcast of joe rogan chatting with someone he likes

    • @daroostah8940
      @daroostah8940 5 років тому +11

      @@bishopm4401 thank you. Fanbois are lame.

    • @ricanbeastness
      @ricanbeastness 5 років тому +8

      Maynard May have made it a point to not too much about the album

  • @nickmcconnell755
    @nickmcconnell755 5 років тому +103

    My expectations were a little too high on this one.

    • @phoenixthephlame3558
      @phoenixthephlame3558 4 роки тому +5

      Joe dumbed it down.

    • @williamcole960
      @williamcole960 4 роки тому

      On the album? lol same

    • @clevelandtyler2
      @clevelandtyler2 4 роки тому +3

      William Cole really? I think it’s fantastic.

    • @hoytbenson6016
      @hoytbenson6016 4 роки тому +3

      I’d disagree, I think they did I killer job on the new album. But hey, to each their own

  • @kds311
    @kds311 5 років тому +136

    I'm glad Maynard never talks about tool because it makes it so satisfying when he does

    • @astrosix6926
      @astrosix6926 5 років тому +8

      Exactly! I'm actually kinda glad he didn't because that means there is more room to do so for an entire month. I'm feeling more interviews to come or at least more cryptic information. It's the tool way and the reason people are fans.

    • @garden_dork
      @garden_dork 5 років тому +4

      Made an awesome band, fucken hates talking about it .... What a whiney prick

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 років тому +2

      @@garden_dork or... made an awesome and weird band, and doesn't talk about it to keep fans on their toes and make them jizz hype when he finally does announce one or two things.

    • @pyroman590
      @pyroman590 5 років тому +1

      @@garden_dork Seems like it's more or less Danny's band at this point. I don't think Maynard has a lot of say in what goes on in Tool

    • @pyroman590
      @pyroman590 5 років тому +1

      @666LaVey666 I've been lucky enough to see them several times. The live performance is truly mind blowing.

  • @travisjacobs715
    @travisjacobs715 5 років тому +237

    Joe: Is there anything else you’ve wanna talk about?
    Maynard: I’m just so happy we finished this record...
    Joe: Alright bye everybody.

    • @eriksthename
      @eriksthename 5 років тому +27

      I'm legit pissed at Joe for this.

    • @al4385
      @al4385 5 років тому +5

      Hes not a TOOL guy. He even put @Puscifer as Maynards name on IG.

    • @HardLiquor45
      @HardLiquor45 5 років тому +8

      Joe rogan only listens to dad rock

    • @saintlacy
      @saintlacy 5 років тому +3

      joe has always had shitty taste in music and cant relate to real artists.

    • @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway
      @Max_El-Cucuy_Holloway 5 років тому +7

      Most of us are the opposite, love tool but not crazy about puscifer

  • @zbs28
    @zbs28 5 років тому +36

    I literally just checked Spotify for TOOL yesterday, and then this happens. The universe is in complete alignment. Gracias.

    • @spacejam5691
      @spacejam5691 5 років тому +1

      I've been checking every so often for years. The universe is aligned indeed.

    • @chesspunk489
      @chesspunk489 5 років тому +2

      The more you notice synchronicity the more it happens.

  • @robbyt3653
    @robbyt3653 5 років тому +33

    Wow. First time hearing Maynard in an interview. What a nice, down to earth, talented and intelligent guy.

    • @MikeP2055
      @MikeP2055 4 роки тому

      I just barely watched/listened to the Maynard episode that came out two days ago and thought the exact same thing. My friends and I listened to Opiate and Undertow over and over and over again throughout high school --- '93, '94, '95 --- and to see him act so casual and silly, but still remarkably intelligent and on point, was amazing.
      So now here I am watching this episode, ha!

  • @FloridaManRacer
    @FloridaManRacer 5 років тому +146

    Birds near Maynard's grape vineyard: "We must never forget the great pigeon massacre of 2019."

  • @Foolian1332
    @Foolian1332 5 років тому +290

    JOE: You think shit's gonna hit the fan?
    MJK: ........have you heard aenima, Joe?

    • @pakoti96
      @pakoti96 5 років тому +2

      He definitely wanted to hit that "fan" in the face, let me tell you.

    • @T.M.Warren-qp2gq
      @T.M.Warren-qp2gq 5 років тому

      Ash 🗣 Nice!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @JenniferKukelko5
      @JenniferKukelko5 5 років тому +3

      I just kept hearing over and over again - IM PRAYING FOR RAAAAAAIIIIN

    • @DB-xo6xh
      @DB-xo6xh 5 років тому +1

      Joe will fret

    • @thataintnomoonsucka
      @thataintnomoonsucka 5 років тому

      Ha! Right!!!!

  • @mikek8354
    @mikek8354 5 років тому +225

    I remember the time i got to meet Maynard in Jacksonville years back, it was like a 2 or 3 hour line to meet him for a wine signing and when i get to the front hes sitting there with his head down quietly signing bottles...i try to make conversation...nothing! But right as i was about to leave he lifted his head looked me dead in the eyes and spoke! He said "hey....enjoy the wine." And since then iv tried to live my life by those words

    • @temporarymomentary
      @temporarymomentary 5 років тому +1

      Mike K And it was worth it. Enjoy that wine. Simple.

    • @Unoriginalswine
      @Unoriginalswine 5 років тому +4

      Lmfao that's hilarious

    • @Samm95Onoq
      @Samm95Onoq 5 років тому +3

      @Joseph Genovese not only
      but it was a 2 hour line.

    • @devinbaker8707
      @devinbaker8707 5 років тому +3

      His wine isn't even that great

    • @ColinAverill
      @ColinAverill 5 років тому +8

      I thought he was going to ask for some batteries for his Walkman.

  • @BrooklynTalent
    @BrooklynTalent 4 роки тому +15

    @23:25 Joe: “I’m gonna go north, I’m gonna go to some wooded area.”
    **Moves to Texas**

  • @brwoolery
    @brwoolery 5 років тому +306

    I love how Joe barely gave two shits when Maynard announced the name of the first tool album in 13 years!

    • @PatrickBlackler
      @PatrickBlackler 5 років тому +48

      Brian Woolery what can you except from an egocentric narcissist.

    • @brwoolery
      @brwoolery 5 років тому +48

      @@minimaluser2132 Not to people that listen to their music. They can't be touched. Simply the best band going.

    • @frankzavala8605
      @frankzavala8605 5 років тому +31

      @@PatrickBlackler he probably doesn't listen to Tool or his bands in general just knows that he has many projects. He's good friends with Maynard so all they talk about are things out of the "fame" themes

    • @Unoriginalswine
      @Unoriginalswine 5 років тому +16

      @@minimaluser2132 lol what a stupid comment

    •  5 років тому +4

      Patrick Blackler LOL you don't know shit about joe. Don't go assuming things and acting like you're smart... a few people wont buy it

  • @DarktechKelly
    @DarktechKelly 5 років тому +489

    Greetings fellow Tool fans!

  • @DetectiveStablerSVU
    @DetectiveStablerSVU 5 років тому +107

    400 years till the planet is done?! That means we just MIIIIIGHT have enough time for another Tool album after Fear Inoculum!!!!!

  • @Nerule
    @Nerule 5 років тому +5

    Joe peer pressuring James Maynard is exactly what I didn't know I needed.

  • @HawkFightTalk
    @HawkFightTalk 5 років тому +57

    Maynard: So the new album is called "Fear Inn..."
    Joe: Let me stop you there, how is the wine business?

    • @fast_mattw8059
      @fast_mattw8059 5 років тому +4

      Hawk Fight Talk joe really fucked us and Maynard on a 13 year announcement. What a bitch.

    • @chadnuts
      @chadnuts 5 років тому +5

      @@fast_mattw8059 you are that kind of tool fan? Oh...

    • @kolestrike
      @kolestrike 5 років тому +1

      Joe said "fear of a black planet" like the porcupine tree album "fear of a blank planet" somebody pinch me, this dream cant be real

    • @mickeyrube6623
      @mickeyrube6623 5 років тому +4

      kolestrike Uh... you know that Fear of a Black Planet is a Public Enemy album, right?

  • @michaelscott3626
    @michaelscott3626 5 років тому +101

    100% would pay to see Maynard James Keenan fight Tom Cruise

    • @AK-ti6lk
      @AK-ti6lk 5 років тому +2

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! you DO know that "Eulogy" is about L Ron Hubbard's death right?

    • @darenmiller4605
      @darenmiller4605 4 роки тому

      MJK is also into Brazilian Jujitsu soooo

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 5 років тому +225

    Thank God Joe asked him about the wine. I would have never known about it being two weeks behind due to rain!! This is big.

    • @finalcam1740
      @finalcam1740 5 років тому +3

      That sux you gonna have to drink some shit out a box untill then.

    • @kyusshead
      @kyusshead 5 років тому +2

      Some time to mentally prepare

    • @Shovelshuffle
      @Shovelshuffle 5 років тому +3

      You gonna need some CBD to cope with the anticipation

    • @LiquidRush
      @LiquidRush 5 років тому

      This has been the worst farming season on record

    • @No_Purchase_Necessary
      @No_Purchase_Necessary 5 років тому +1

      @Auto blipper aren't you special

  • @jaymurr6788
    @jaymurr6788 5 років тому +8

    It is comforting to know that Maynard is subjected to the frustrations of raising children.

  • @erikhashem9635
    @erikhashem9635 5 років тому +207

    I shut my phone off. Took my dog for a long walk. Found a stranger. Got to know them. Now my dog has a puppy date Friday. Thank you MJK 🖖👾🤘

    • @jyjellypantsgrape6304
      @jyjellypantsgrape6304 5 років тому +10

      I do that ALL the time and I know some many people around my block and my dog has made a permanent friend where we lock them in a fenced backyard and I talk to the owner sometimes up to an hour. Meet people the old fashion way

    • @kushy419
      @kushy419 5 років тому +5

      you dirty dog (in my george clinton voice)

    • @scottwilliams4963
      @scottwilliams4963 5 років тому +5

      If it were me, I’d agree to the puppy date...and then I’d bail. Elegantly. Let’s get that update on the Friday hitter! Gang gang.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 5 років тому +2

      fuck i need a dog then but i hate dogs xD

    • @coryarnold3369
      @coryarnold3369 5 років тому +3

      My stranger asked me for money,than a cigarette,then a ride to the next town.

  • @angelstrap6713
    @angelstrap6713 5 років тому +130

    GET THE SHROOMS READY WE GOTTA PLAY THESE ALBUMS BACK TO BACK

    • @egcowling9657
      @egcowling9657 5 років тому +4

      Got a bag of GTs set aside for the new one. Nothing like peaking and hearing something for the first time!

    • @cryptekwizard8336
      @cryptekwizard8336 5 років тому

      Love those Teachers. Enjoy!

  • @robynhay2069
    @robynhay2069 5 років тому +60

    Historic day for Tool fans. What a time to be alive!

  • @rhysobrien2439
    @rhysobrien2439 4 роки тому +2

    Joe’s not kidding about Staph infections. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital recovering from one. It got into my heart and brain, needed an aneurism cut out of my brain and a complete aortic valve replacement on my heart. All up
    I was on antibiotics for 10’weeks. Worst experience of my life and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

  • @sk8angel20031
    @sk8angel20031 5 років тому +222

    id like to see 2019 rogan do one of these with 1994 maynard

    • @dabtime310
      @dabtime310 5 років тому +11

      I wish that could happen.

    • @fomenkop
      @fomenkop 5 років тому +3

      The loudspeaker+Maynard. Yes!

    • @justinkline1294
      @justinkline1294 5 років тому +9

      I saw ‘93 Maynard up-close in Los Angeles and he was a terrifying sight to behold.

    • @PhotonBread
      @PhotonBread 5 років тому +1

      I think this blew my mind, I’m not quite sure what’s happening

    • @derekgoodwin6937
      @derekgoodwin6937 5 років тому +2

      Justin: why terrifying?

  • @chrisdriver7776
    @chrisdriver7776 5 років тому +301

    Maynard: Announcing the most highly anticipated pieces of rock news in a decade.
    Rogan: Scratches his balls as if Maynard just announced the soup of the day.

    • @Shakenmike117
      @Shakenmike117 5 років тому +7

      @@rorz999 to be fair, Maynard brought it up

    • @rjcoady21
      @rjcoady21 5 років тому +4

      cheddar broccoli bruv, in a bread bowl. it deserves respect!

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 років тому +1

      @@rjcoady21 Amen

    • @Jaedinwolf
      @Jaedinwolf 5 років тому +15

      yeah...but also, this is kinda why Joe is cool. he's not a fanboy of anyone. Maynard is just his friend.

    • @chrisdriver7776
      @chrisdriver7776 5 років тому +4

      @@Jaedinwolf yeah... There was just a glaring disconnect. You don't have to be a "fanboy" to set up an announcement appropriately.

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 5 років тому +148

    I love Puscifer. Humbling River is fantastic.

    • @simonpeter5032
      @simonpeter5032 5 років тому +2

      word up, exit the reincarnate cycle brother.

    • @MaynardOwns
      @MaynardOwns 5 років тому +2

      Such a sick song. My go to as well as rocketman cover.

    • @lordmegatron4789
      @lordmegatron4789 5 років тому +1

      yeah man

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 5 років тому +4

      The Mission "M is for Milla" and Rev 22-20 are my jams as well, Carmine.

    • @LeftEyeless
      @LeftEyeless 5 років тому +3

      Hey man love your GOT content lmao

  • @Evierambin
    @Evierambin 4 роки тому +44

    Something about Maynard seems so sad, sweet, and innocent. Yet he’s such a fuckin bad ass.

    • @williamnelson4005
      @williamnelson4005 4 роки тому +1

      What I respect about Maynard is that he is living life on his own terms and seems very humble. The guy works his ass off!!!

    • @RasheedKhan-bm8fm
      @RasheedKhan-bm8fm 4 роки тому

      Reading his Wikipedia says a lot. Dude's seen some crazy shit. Even his position in the army sounds fucking terrifying from an ethical, non-violence perspective.

  • @ScrappyDappers
    @ScrappyDappers 5 років тому +222

    Just two bald dudes having a conversation...

    • @ankihansen2489
      @ankihansen2489 5 років тому +4

      Bald is the new sexy ☺️

    • @ankihansen2489
      @ankihansen2489 5 років тому

      @John Doe Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @doppx
      @doppx 5 років тому +1

      splotched up arms too

    • @Waxinasss
      @Waxinasss 5 років тому

      Maynard just had a mohawk.

    • @mwbrazier
      @mwbrazier 5 років тому +4

      @@Waxinasss the mohawks are just as fake the long haired wigs that he wears with a perfect circle. He just has a thing for wigs. The dude has been bald for years

  • @vonalxao1
    @vonalxao1 5 років тому +38

    One of the greatest rock singers of all time. The first time I had heard of tool was at their concert back in 97 at the palladium in la. Blew my mind, melted my face.

    • @erictalkington5674
      @erictalkington5674 5 років тому

      Really? I'm not really a fan of their's, but you like them that much? I'm not being a dick, I'm just curious. For rock singers you got Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan and Hendrix and Robert Plant and so many people. He's really 1st in your book?

    • @commie_dog_boy
      @commie_dog_boy 5 років тому

      Eric Talkington it depends what kind of rock you like I prefer Tool so I prefer maynards singing and vocals his voice is so unique and effortless and I just love it idk its hard to explain

    • @PerfectPrimarch
      @PerfectPrimarch 5 років тому

      To each their own, but you really can't judge a Tool concert experience until you've been through one yourself.

  • @stanbicknell
    @stanbicknell 5 років тому +338

    I love Joes ignorance to the gravity of what MJK is announcing. Brilliant.

    • @ilbro7874
      @ilbro7874 5 років тому +16

      Machine Jew Kelly?

    • @DeeZv1
      @DeeZv1 5 років тому

      @@ilbro7874 I think so

    • @charlesmoore6631
      @charlesmoore6631 5 років тому +25

      Maynard probably appreciates it. He doesn't want to just talk about Tool for hours on end.

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 5 років тому +7

      Is it really that gravitational?

    • @sqlb3rn
      @sqlb3rn 5 років тому +10

      no one gives a fuk, I'm more interested in what Joe has in that weed bag

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 роки тому +7

    When he said, "We added a popcorn machine....OHH YEAA." , I felt that

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 5 років тому +246

    My afternoon:
    Refreshing r/toolband
    refreshing tools Twitter
    Waiting for this to be posted

    • @ZURFER07
      @ZURFER07 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha... same here!

    • @BittersweetDuality
      @BittersweetDuality 5 років тому +7

      Haha you had a really good afternoon then, today has been the biggest announcement day probably since 2006, maybe surpassed only by the day they announced August 30th as the release date

    • @lateraluztool638
      @lateraluztool638 5 років тому +3

      Same...

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 5 років тому +3

      Tool

    • @fractalsquirt
      @fractalsquirt 5 років тому

      Mark Richardson 😐😐😐😐😐

  • @gabemcmahon9276
    @gabemcmahon9276 5 років тому +224

    Maynard: the new tool album is coming out
    Joe: that’s crazy man...have you ever done dmt?

    • @williammurphy6649
      @williammurphy6649 5 років тому +4

      Or "have u ever tried elk?"

    • @jeffkenevil5
      @jeffkenevil5 5 років тому +4

      Should be a requirement to get on the show. Live dmt sessions.

    • @maddmatster
      @maddmatster 5 років тому +2

      Im out to talk to a Stranger but it's 1:45am and the only ppl out now are crackheads and prostitutes so if you don't hear back from me... Don't talk to strangers.

    • @monkechug6501
      @monkechug6501 5 років тому

      @@maddmatster other countries exist

    • @karanen
      @karanen 5 років тому +1

      @@maddmatster ronnie james dio warned you

  • @blacksab13
    @blacksab13 5 років тому +167

    "people who are really into pot are super annoying" pulls out footlong joint.

  • @dreichus
    @dreichus 5 років тому +6

    I never comment but I appreciate and enjoy the hell out of Tool. I hope there is more to come.

  • @iam_grace_flow
    @iam_grace_flow 5 років тому +288

    You remember that one time you rode the spiral out?
    Pull that up Jamie
    *Plays lateralus*

    • @jaymars12000
      @jaymars12000 5 років тому +4

      Grace flow at least he kept going

    • @greenmatrix30seven
      @greenmatrix30seven 5 років тому +2

      It may just go where no ones been 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @raymondvorndran4306
      @raymondvorndran4306 5 років тому

      YOU'RE NAIVE

    • @NotAStranger2440
      @NotAStranger2440 5 років тому

      Grace flow
      Stop

    • @robzilla609
      @robzilla609 5 років тому

      Remember when you felt the rhythm and also felt connected.

  • @raharu000
    @raharu000 5 років тому +235

    I made Maynard James Keenan a latte in 2005 at Pete's Coffee Studio City. He said, is this a latte? I said yeah, for Keenan. He looked at me and nodded, then walked out with the latte I made him. True story.

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 5 років тому +7

      Noice.

    • @zainb2261
      @zainb2261 5 років тому +5

      Cool story

    • @blackthanos85
      @blackthanos85 5 років тому +3

      Oh

    • @manga3040
      @manga3040 5 років тому +7

      Never happened. Also bizzare idolizing complicates society.

    • @Nswix
      @Nswix 5 років тому +11

      I refinished Steve Vai's countertops once.

  • @SpirallingOut
    @SpirallingOut 5 років тому +90

    Great video. Would love to see Danny, Justin and Adam on JRE too, one day.

    • @anotherperson76
      @anotherperson76 5 років тому +5

      I know right all have amazing jobs outside of TOOL

    • @chutzpahboo
      @chutzpahboo 5 років тому +6

      I just remembered the "good ol' days" spent in the infamous Toolchat.net some 20+ years ago.. (fuck me! time flies..).. where, rarely, a band member wold pop up and everyone would flip their shit.. The questions were being asked so fast, or better yet, there were so many people asking questions, that looking at the monitor would cause epileptic seizures. Camella, Adam's first wife, used to visit quite a bit, she seemed very sweet and easy to talk to, and so was Adam. I do remember his favorite Teletubby was the red one. That was one of the questions he chose to give answer to.
      Around that time they would do sort of a pre-podcast type thing, could've been that they were streaming it from some radio station in Hollywood.. the whole band was there, drinking beer n shooting shit and also reading the questions fans kept typing and then mostly not answering them, of course.
      I remember they just kept joking, they were quite funny actually.. Having them all here at Joe's should make for one interesting episode. I'm pretty sure the fans would break the internet.

    • @darknoon1jesusdidit915
      @darknoon1jesusdidit915 5 років тому +2

      Yes, anyone of them tbh. But Adam...

  • @FreedomOrNothin
    @FreedomOrNothin 5 років тому +25

    It's OK Jamie, we didn't want to see anything they were looking at......

  • @Hearshotkid_2113
    @Hearshotkid_2113 5 років тому +42

    I appreciate that Maynard wants us to reach out and communicate with one another. I like that he’s promoting human communication and connection, which I feel has always been a message of his.

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 5 років тому +4

      *schism bass riff*

    • @Humanprototype-wh8qr
      @Humanprototype-wh8qr 5 років тому

      He always seems little reserved

    • @frtard
      @frtard 5 років тому

      Nothing says "I promote human communication and connection" like writing songs about anal fisting and buttfucking... No wonder he can't stand his fans. The top of that mile-high pedestal they keep him on must be a lonely place.

    • @phobosrising9849
      @phobosrising9849 5 років тому

      We continually redefine connection. Of course it is valuable to reevaluate our communication. We are infinity attempting to name its number, and we need your help.

  • @noControl556
    @noControl556 5 років тому +96

    "you like having all these puzzles" Because he knows the pieces fit!

  • @allamericandude15
    @allamericandude15 5 років тому +77

    The hype for this album has transcended every plane of reality.

    • @melking7516
      @melking7516 4 роки тому

      and it stood up to all expectations!

  • @afrz4454
    @afrz4454 5 років тому +14

    I went for a long walk without my phone, made a new friend and now he is a Tool fan lol
    See how it all comes back

    • @LcInfantrySr
      @LcInfantrySr 5 років тому +5

      You made this up for sure

    • @BisonS-z8u
      @BisonS-z8u 26 днів тому

      @@LcInfantrySrYou just never leave the house.