10/18/24: Kamala Harris finally breaks down and visits a remote part of North Carolina. With news crews following her around as they tour the place, the Vice President asks the local Mayor if there was anything they needed. "Well," says the Mayor, "We have three very important needs. "First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to staff it." Harris whips out her cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now, what was the second problem?" "We have no way to get clean water. The hurricane has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive." Once again, Harris dials a number, yells into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "I've opened some roads for water delivery, and we are setting up a water purification plant for your people. Now, what was that third problem?" The Mayor looks at her and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"
KH could have made a way better impression than that ancient snl skit. But, she'd have to be self deprecating to overcome the faux pas of not attending personally. "I was on my way to the event but I couldn't find the ONE electric charging station we built". "I dont feel much like talking because I had a HUGE salad for dinner". "Tim and I would love to be there but we're too busy photoshopping him into the moon landing".
No he wasn’t…He made sure to be soft on Harris and Waltz…his hardest hits were on the DNC directly…He went after Trump 75% of his rant…come on. Most of it wasn’t even funny…where Trumps roast was hilarious…come on…Jim is a comedian for a living and got outshined by Trump.
@@robbycook4298 not at all dude you just dont understand the magnitude of what hes saying the part where he was talking about harris not being there is HARD AF
Trump said: "Don't be too insulted by Kamala's absence. If the Democrats really wanted to have someone not be with us this evening, they would have just sent Joe Biden."
People are here bichin’ about it but the fact of the matter is he really did do a great job divvying up the jabs. He got a lot better as a comedian these days too!
I think he definitely did both sides but not much of it was funny. I watch him all the time and this is far from his best. I miss the days of Don Rickles
It was in the middle Trump was at the end. But it WAS stupid. She heard she would not be able to use a teleprompter, that's why she didn't attend. And the last time a presidential candidate didn't show up was MONDALE.
@@captainremo , and you're a body language expert, right? It would be a lot more funny if he didn't provoke the Jan 6 riots, which he never apologized for.
Sorry,Prince Andrew is legally barred to make a contribution,since he supposed to indulge himself and his family using the UK'S hard earned tax dollars,in addition to this, the British pound is a much stronger currency,then the US dollar.
That Kamala cut was the most cringe thing I've seen in recent memory... the only joke I could pick out was when she said that she would never insult Catholics
She was just being a political propagandist there. Harris should have tried a joke about Trump and herself. She may have come through as funny. She blew it.
This is truly hilarious. Thank you for sharing this and making my day happier. If animosity can be forgotten for a few hours like at this event, why can’t they be like this more often.
@@greghooper4235its because its also directed at people who aren't there. Notice that all the rich people from both sides had a good laugh when Gaffigan was (I hope ironically) punching down on the plebeians? I honestly can't tell if he's being satirical or genuinely stroking their egos. Pretty good way to survive as a comedian among oligarchs.
wow cool it with the bigotry and sexism and calls for violence okay!??? i just want to live in peace but ppl like u always attacking me!????????????????
Do you actually follow the news or only CNN and MSNBC? I’m not talking about watching Fox. I’m talking about going to the release videos of January 6, or any actual evidence of him doing this? There’s a reason why the Senate dropped all the cases… Because it was fabricated. I hope you seek professional help. It’s just that you’ve been lied to and gaslighted by your own own party.
@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Is that your reply to my comment, get over yourself, it was mistyping, sorry I hurt your feelings, I hope your English is better then kamala's
Jim Gaffigan did a GREAT job. He roasted everyone equally and he wasn't a rabid dog about it either. His comedy may not be appreciated by some and I was a bit apprehensive about him going way overboard like other "comics" in the past, but it was quite refreshing. Trump laughed at Jim's jokes and Jim laughed at Trump's jokes. Jim' & his wife both cracked up over several of Trump's jokes. It was a pleasant evening.
Yeah she's a phony compared to Trump who lies when breathes. Excuse me but she just had a interview on fox news and also did one with 60 minutes..how the heck is she hiding?
I like how he pointed out how weird and freaky of a psy op it is to have all the billionaires awkwardly facing the audience like they are supposed to be highly regarded
Biden and Harris both not there. It is so obvious Obama told them not to go so they would not embarrass the party. Although Kamala found a way to still do just that.
Funny thing is, MSM reports tried to roast Trump for roasting others while participating in the charity roast. smh And he roasted himself too, which is always customary. Imagine the seething and hate from those too narcy to participate.
Actually Al Smith was of Irish and Italian ancestry. Part German too. Al’s mother was Irish. Father was 3/4 Italian, 1/4 German who ‘Americanized’ his name to Smith.
She can’t speak the entire two minutes (too taxing on that tiny brain) so she has to get celebrity power to help and talk for more than half of it for her. Trump talked for a very long time with no teleprompter and killed it!
@steveyi2859 and if your hundreds of kilometres away doing something else. Believe me I don't like Kamala Harris but the point of why she sent the video is because she had a schedule issue.elsewhere that she thought more important. Hence sending a video. Do you understand now.
Great roasting, great jokes, great performance. My faves are "Dont feel bad if u dont have any allegations yet" and "J&J putting an unvaxxed quarterback"
Yes. We want 80s comedy back - when people laughed because it was a JOKE. No good comedy movies anymore because of political correctness and being cancelled.
I am not even a citizen- I live in Canada and I am voting for Trump - in my spirit , my soul and my conscience . I need to feel free again if Trump wins.
@@2BHeard I have an idea that you should try doing; Have an independent, unbiased, uninfluenced from outside noise, original thought or opinion on something. Something like say, idk, a presidential candidate. Try that one out.
actually cool hearing gaffigan roast both sides, that's what comedians are supposed to do
Yet he still managed to side with the conservative Catholics. Keyword is *conservative*
@wheelmanstan trump supporters don't see it that way. They don't like it when someone makes fun of their cult leader.
@@kenburnmyHow would you know what a trump supporter thinks. You obviously don't.
@@kenburnmy
Where's Kalamazoo
@Cluck40k of course, because you're his supporter. You wouldn't find anything funny when others make fun of him.
"Not sure if you prefer 'Global Elites' or 'Coastal Elites'" [dead silence] LMAO
Loved that!! 😂
There was a sound, it was the sound of uncomfortable shuffling in seats.
Too close to home. All fakes.
Haha! No way to get out of that one! Good job Jim Gaffigan!
I didn't get that one
He handled this beautifully. Nobody got away unscathed.
It was a master class. He really gave it to everybody in the room.
@@brasshouse-og Absolutely 😎
10/18/24: Kamala Harris finally breaks down and visits a remote part of North Carolina.
With news crews following her around as they tour the place, the Vice President asks the local Mayor if there was anything they needed.
"Well," says the Mayor, "We have three very important needs.
"First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to staff it."
Harris whips out her cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now, what was the second problem?"
"We have no way to get clean water. The hurricane has poisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."
Once again, Harris dials a number, yells into her cellphone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "I've opened some roads for water delivery, and we are setting up a water purification plant for your people. Now, what was that third problem?"
The Mayor looks at her and says, "We have no cellphone reception up here!"
@@donreed That is so funny! You should go into comedy.
@@donreedthat’s some M Night Shyamalan shit right there!
"The middle class, those filthy group of people, right Chuck?" 😂
Shhhh, Kamala grew up a middle-class black girl.
Many wolves in sheep's clothing are in that room.
Think about the narcissists who wouldn't even show up for the charity event.
I would love a still from this with everyone’s names. I know a lot of the names from hearing about them but never seeing them.
@@FathomlessJoy Narcist have a hard time being joked about !!
Like one of those costume parties, in France, in the 14th century.
Snakes in Suits.
30 minutes is a very long time to keep a room like this on your side. Good job Jim!
I lost interest once the terrible kams video came on.
Yes, it is, and he did not come close to doing it, he was dreadful, and he was on MUCH too long.
@@garymorris1856what? He was really funny lol
@@mattcoccopuffs No, he was not, he was dreadful., and he was on FAR too long.
Yep, it's all about the money.
Gaffigan. Wow!! You nailed it. This is the best performance due to this high stake environment. Masterclass!
“I don’t know who’s angry but i don’t care” a true american ❤
Thank you. Best comment of the night.
Kamala sending her video was cringe
She is cringe.
does anyone younger then 30 even remember super star?
Super cringe!!!
Just like the border
Picture perfect
KH could have made a way better impression than that ancient snl skit. But, she'd have to be self deprecating to overcome the faux pas of not attending personally. "I was on my way to the event but I couldn't find the ONE electric charging station we built". "I dont feel much like talking because I had a HUGE salad for dinner". "Tim and I would love to be there but we're too busy photoshopping him into the moon landing".
He did a FANTASTIC job roasting everyone. This is one of the best performances I've ever seen because he's walking a tightrope the entire time.
No he wasn’t…He made sure to be soft on Harris and Waltz…his hardest hits were on the DNC directly…He went after Trump 75% of his rant…come on. Most of it wasn’t even funny…where Trumps roast was hilarious…come on…Jim is a comedian for a living and got outshined by Trump.
Is master baiter Toobin seated behind the Gaff?
@@robbycook4298naw he went hard
The first few minutes were savage
@paulbarclay4114 It was OK, compared to Trumps comments...he seemed like a beginner...let's be real
@@robbycook4298 not at all dude
you just dont understand the magnitude of what hes saying
the part where he was talking about harris not being there is HARD AF
"President Biden is not here tonight...the DNC made sure of that." 🤣🔥
sob not been there for a while now.next
Harris not there, would have been embarrassing, c
"Resident" never president.
@@rammuchewicz8045
And co-resident Harris
Harris was also conveniently absent.
"and not just because you make me look young and principled." bam
“Mayor Bloomberg, when you buy an election, do you put it on a credit card so you get the points? Cuz that’s what I’d do.”
Savage!
LMAO
He could have gone for the punchline of letting Eric Adams redeem the points at the Turkish Airlines
It's awesome how he said the quiet part out loud😂😂
Bloomberg looks pissed during the whole thing.
She had time for Call Your Daddy, but not the Catholic Gala, genius move!
Yes because one is relevant and the other is the Catholic Church.
@@katiewon there is a fine line between snarky and stupid. You are definitely the latter and a Kamala voter for sure.
@@katiewonThinking some dumb podcast is relevant😂
@@katiewon "Sky and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." 'Matthew 24:35
@@katiewon- Nothing Kamala does is relevant because each day she’s losing more and more support.
Mr. Gaffigan did an incredible job. Fresh jokes and wasn't afraid to pull punches.
You mean: He didn't pull any punches.
@@daletwin1 Correct. My mistake.
So many of these people are so uncomfortable this is incredible!!
As a non fan, or former non fan, I think Jim Gaffigan did a great job.
I liked him before. This was great. Ricky Gervais would applaud.
I’ve been a fan but never really seen him do political stuff. Thought he did great
I'm still a non fan. But yeah, he did pretty well.
@@quiet_erpWhat comedian do you prefer?
That front row looks like a casting call for the Muppets
NOW THAT IS FUNNY! and true!!!
Hilarious post comment you made i like it. Biden wasn't there because he was busy watching Sesame Street
😂😂😂😂
It SO DOEZ!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else looked right at Schumer when he said the DNC staged a coup to make Kamala the Democrat candidate? 😂😂🤣🤣
Just shared a Short of Biden and Obama HOT 🎤 🔥 convo from the Kennedy funeral. He told Biden OFF!
Thats dumb, cause everyone looked at trump when civil war was mentioned.
I think just about everyone did. I bet Schumer didn’t expect to be called out for what he did😂😂
@@zwfregia7867Kamala bit was so cringe and insincere.
@@samuelflores8993 oh please stop projecting you absolute mainstream media parrot
Who thought “Hey let’s dredge up an annoying unpopular SNL character from 25 years ago for Kamala’s video. That’ll really work.”
Same person who thinks the demonic Dick Cheney's endorsement is a good thing
The left can’t meme.
It was a Freudian sniff, I mean, slip. They subconsciously know most of the country finds Kamala annoying too.
Because the jokes on America. She said "we won't go back."
😅it seemed to have been inspired by a word association practice.
Q: Catholic?
A: Mary Catherine
🤦♂️How nobody stopped this is the real question.
So neither Kamala NOR Biden showed up? Oh brother.
I say, PERFECTO~!
Trump said: "Don't be too insulted by Kamala's absence. If the Democrats really wanted to have someone not be with us this evening, they would have just sent Joe Biden."
biden could have sat at this event for ten hours and he never would have "showed up".
Neither TamponTim
@@Jpollieann55I wish he’d use Timpax
This was fantastic. Jim rode the line perfectly. Well done, very entertaining.
More truth spoken than jokes.
Truth spoken thru jokes!!
That was my thought!
It was funny!
"The prestige, the allegations....which reminds me Letitia James is here " lol😂😂😂
Gaffigan killed it and gave it to both sides equally.
People are here bichin’ about it but the fact of the matter is he really did do a great job divvying up the jabs. He got a lot better as a comedian these days too!
@@NykeESS as a conservative I thought he showed class and pushed the edge at the same time. Even President Trump complemented him repeatedly.
@@northerncal98 agreed. Goes to show you how much he polished his act to walk a tightrope like that and pull it off
I think he definitely did both sides but not much of it was funny. I watch him all the time and this is far from his best.
I miss the days of Don Rickles
No, he wasn't good at all.
"Don't feel bad if you don't have any allegations yet." Great line.
Gaffigan was absolutely HILARIOUS!!!!
Too bad he suffers from TDS
@@gulch1969 "suffers" or calls Trump out when necessary?
The way it should be with both sides being able to diss each other and applaud each other within the same moment-- well done
That Kamala video really wasn't funny. Even Hillary when she was here in 2016 had some good jokes.
Hillary has substance, whether you like her or not. Kamala is an empty vessel. There's nothing inside her head.
It was a campaign ad, demeaning the novice, glorifying Harris and promoting racial & sexual preferences.
Cus she isn't
Yep.
Trump's pardon me was the best...
That Kamala video at the end was so stupid and cringe
can see her eyes moving across the teleprompter...
Appropriate for Kamala
It was in the middle Trump was at the end. But it WAS stupid. She heard she would not be able to use a teleprompter, that's why she didn't attend. And the last time a presidential candidate didn't show up was MONDALE.
Her team didn’t understand the assignment. As usual.
@Lidia_Es what so stupid about it? The first scene is about fun. The second scene is serious. What's cringe about it?
2:54 "this is my first civil war guys" 😂😂😂 hilarious
Except for Trump shrugging, like, "Yea, maybe."
@Atlas531 i think he was more eyebrow raising or eye rolling, but it was a joke so everyone should take it in jest.
@@captainremo , and you're a body language expert, right? It would be a lot more funny if he didn't provoke the Jan 6 riots, which he never apologized for.
😆😆😆🤣🤣
This was one of the most brilliant comedy speeches ever written. This should be taught in schools.
I think Jim Gaffigan just encouraged New Yorkers to vote for Donald Trump
😂😂😂😂
And we will 👍🏻🇺🇸
who is he, he was very good, very funny.
No
yeah he definitely did
Gaffigan was great!
He threaded that needle
so skillfully. He was spot on!
Thanks for all those uncomfortable laughs😂😂
😮
I know right!😆😆😆😆😆 Gaffigan did a Great job! Delicately hilarious 😆
OMG that Kamala video was soooo cringy.
smelling armpits?? who came up with that?🤣🤣
@@2852DamsVult Classic SNL running joke from a late 1990s skit.
i think you mean
omg that Kamala video WAS cringe
I know right? No one laughed at her cringy video clip!
She has no personality
I remember watching Jim’s old stand ups back in the day. That guy is hilarious.
Kamala Video...I'm vomiting.
I had to fast forward Harris's video. Can't watch that woman and her nasal sneer mixed with white wine
Lol i fast forwarded too hahhahha
@@HamishBanish Same. I ff because I just couldn't take it.
🤢🤮
What even was that?
Jeffery Epstein's client list was in that room
In good company with the rest of Hollywood and Catholic bishops
and we will never get the honest truth
Now we just need public schoolteachers to join in to pump up those rookie numbers.
Are you jealous you weren't there?
Sorry,Prince Andrew is legally barred to make a contribution,since he supposed to indulge himself and his family using the UK'S hard earned tax dollars,in addition to this, the British pound is a much stronger currency,then the US dollar.
This was surprisingly hilarious 😂
All but the Kamala appearance.
Trump can handle getting roasted. Hell, he had an entire Comedy Central roast done to him years ago.
"Why is VP harris not here?" PERFECT!
That just lost her more votes, but not as many as if she had shown up.
@@MrJamespeyton 😂😂 thats so true
She could not decide on what color to wear 😂😂😂
@@Pprincess100 We know which pair of earrings she would choose .
She is getting more votes in Michigan while Trump is rubbing shoulders with billionaires.
That Kamala cut was the most cringe thing I've seen in recent memory... the only joke I could pick out was when she said that she would never insult Catholics
thenatundi - Right?! It was simply a campaign add, full of phony garbage. I almost throw up when a democrat quotes scripture.
The whole establishment there lost faith in her for doing that. She did more damage here for herself than probably in all her campaign.
😂
@@malmstringyou wish
She was just being a political propagandist there.
Harris should have tried a joke about Trump and herself. She may have come through as funny.
She blew it.
This is truly hilarious. Thank you for sharing this and making my day happier. If animosity can be forgotten for a few hours like at this event, why can’t they be like this more often.
Because it's all a facade.
It's not forgotten.
It's fully exposed and on display reminding them that we know what is going on.
@@greghooper4235its because its also directed at people who aren't there. Notice that all the rich people from both sides had a good laugh when Gaffigan was (I hope ironically) punching down on the plebeians? I honestly can't tell if he's being satirical or genuinely stroking their egos. Pretty good way to survive as a comedian among oligarchs.
Catholicism is more important than politics. You put differences aside for faith.
👍
Wow Schumer was cracking up. I never expected to see that😂
Kamala delivered a near lethal dose of cringe. I legit almost had to click off
Threw up just a little in my mouth.
I had to skip forward
God awful
It was absolutely embarrassing. I saw it earlier and skipped it this time.
I had to mute kameltoe
I love this but it’s something so weird about watching all these mostly criminals laughing about their crimes
I thought the same thing
'mostly criminals' covers all of the elites basically.
😂😂😂
They've been openly mocking the American people for years now. It doesn't surprise me anymore.
Trump and Letitia James on the same podium is wild….good for him and his wife attending.
I'm a Trump supporter and Gaffigan was hilarious. Loved it.
wow cool it with the bigotry and sexism and calls for violence okay!??? i just want to live in peace but ppl like u always attacking me!????????????????
Hilarious? Were you drunk? At best it was a smile…
@@dill-ez5ug I hate that it's impossible to tell if you're joking or not.
@@deaconblooze1 you hate? I know you hate
why dont u focus on love and joy instead hate!!!
Do you actually follow the news or only CNN and MSNBC? I’m not talking about watching Fox. I’m talking about going to the release videos of January 6, or any actual evidence of him doing this? There’s a reason why the Senate dropped all the cases… Because it was fabricated. I hope you seek professional help. It’s just that you’ve been lied to and gaslighted by your own own party.
"I want you to know if you are re-elected, I always liked you."
Feels like a tribute to Don Rickles, inverting his classic roast, "I never liked you."
kamala is the only person who could not show up to an event and still make an ass of herself at said event
Wait for Trump to make fan of her in his next rally LOL
@@krasavam1625make FUN, not FAN. Learn toddler remedial English
Biden didn't show up either. Just seething sociopaths mired in hate.
@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Is that your reply to my comment, get over yourself, it was mistyping, sorry I hurt your feelings, I hope your English is better then kamala's
@@krasavam1625 He posted that several times on different people's comments. He probably has some serious constipation lol
Kamala acting like she’s religious is hilarious. That skit made me physically ill.
100% agree. She just made herself look even more phoney for a dollar. gross.
Trump nailed her Catholics for Trump indeed.
Same, it was disgusting.
She was just afraid, she would burst into flames
@@supermantra3437let’s gooo
Jim Gaffigan did a GREAT job. He roasted everyone equally and he wasn't a rabid dog about it either. His comedy may not be appreciated by some and I was a bit apprehensive about him going way overboard like other "comics" in the past, but it was quite refreshing. Trump laughed at Jim's jokes and Jim laughed at Trump's jokes.
Jim' & his wife both cracked up over several of Trump's jokes.
It was a pleasant evening.
Agreed, but if Kamala wins, Gaffigan's going to prison for some as yet to be discovered crime.
Like it too except he keeps calling the former president -- president....
@@mattculb6990 that is long standing tradition in the US. So I have no idea what you are going on about.
@@mattculb6990as it has been with every former president.
@@mattculb6990that’s the tradition in the US..
This is how you do comedy! Skewer both sides and do it with some class! Well done, Jim Gaffigan!
Never seen a clean comic that is this funny if not funnier than dirty comics!!!!! Hysterical!
Check out John Pinette as probably the funniest clean comedian.
Nate Bargatze... Check him out, 100% clean
Anthony Jeselnik is also very family friendly
Something Colbert could never pull off.
“Alright, that one didn’t work…”
😂😂😂😂
Well done, Gaff!
Why give Harris screen time when she didn’t show up. What a lying phony.
Exactly.
Boo hoo!
Because people in the room are funding her hiding.
Yeah she's a phony compared to Trump who lies when breathes. Excuse me but she just had a interview on fox news and also did one with 60 minutes..how the heck is she hiding?
@@pearlangeline She was busy, campaigning to middle class voters. Why would she attend a craven dinner for billionaires?
Are those dark crystal muppets in the front row? Those old faces are nightmare fuel.
Oh man Gaffigan did a great job absolutely ROASTING the room… it was all funny & accurate!
"they're called the Biden family"😂
I call them OBiden!
That was his best joke 😂😂
Out a litany of zingers, it was the best.
Everything was great until the Kamala video... that was CRINGY.
I like how he pointed out how weird and freaky of a psy op it is to have all the billionaires awkwardly facing the audience like they are supposed to be highly regarded
Great mutually insulting dialogue… I never thought I’d say that but, with that, I appreciate and recognize Gaffigan as a true comedian
he definitely has his personal biases that he isnt shy about but he was very evenhanded here. thats the mark of a professional.
Oh my god. That speech from Harris was horrendous
AnthonyWW45 - I remember the first time I heard/saw her speak. I never thought I'd see someone more phony and annoying than Hillary Clinton.
So phony, so deceitful, so scripted.
@@merriemerrie7378 And above all so cringe.
Not one laugh during the Kamala Harris video….that was so bad
Amazing how she talks about not being partisan and divisive as she is being both. We see right through you mamala.
Wtf was that
It was like a bad video from a theme park ride. Cringy unfunny poorly recorded crap
What on earth was that?
I couldn't even watch. I had like one eye open. it was so cringe!
Absolutely crushed it. Jim is one of the best.
Biden and Harris both not there. It is so obvious Obama told them not to go so they would not embarrass the party. Although Kamala found a way to still do just that.
I cringed with that video skit, very confused what the purpose of it was.
Funny thing is, MSM reports tried to roast Trump for roasting others while participating in the charity roast. smh And he roasted himself too, which is always customary. Imagine the seething and hate from those too narcy to participate.
It's purpose was to mock Catholics@@kate2create738
@@kate2create738 I didn't ge it either...anyone under 35 even knows what tha skit was even about back in the day
@@KB-ke3fiI'm older and I have zero clue what they were thinking, it's Bizarro world crap all the way, incomprehensible!!
Her not showing up should lose New York
She want
But it won’t😂
Post pandemic New York? wtf r u thinking!
Love how he put the middle class comment in the, especially because it’s true haha. They’re all filthy rich in both parties and have no clue.
It was a jab at Kamala and her never ending "I grew up a middle class kid" nonsense. She didn't show up so the middle class was not accounted for 😅
@@littleangel4780 yeah if you say so, he mean what he say
@@LuLuLandofWorld sorry you didn't get it lulu. Maybe next time
@@littleangel4780 yes her father was a professor at Stanford and mother had a PhD from Stanford, that is not middle class!!
Exactly! We are like their mules.
Fair roasting. Truly enjoyed it.
Gaffigan was great! A Catholic Irishman speaking at an event named for a Catholic Irishman. Al Smith would approve.
Actually Al Smith was of Irish and Italian ancestry. Part German too. Al’s mother was Irish. Father was 3/4 Italian, 1/4 German who ‘Americanized’ his name to Smith.
It is quite clear that she had not watched the event before. Otherwise she would not produce a video like this. Quite embarrassing.
She can’t speak the entire two minutes (too taxing on that tiny brain) so she has to get celebrity power to help and talk for more than half of it for her. Trump talked for a very long time with no teleprompter and killed it!
If she is losing her constituents she's doing more damage to herself than at anytime in her campaign. Whole room full of colleagues and she does that?
Molly Shannon hasn’t been relevant in 25 years, and it’s easy to see why.
I feel like her campaign is screwing her on purpose, i could write a better script for her, and I'm not even voting for her
It was more of a bad audition for molly v Kamaltoes
Let me get this straight she had time to make the video but not attend. Okaaaay
I’m sure she nailed it on the first take 🤣
I know that will probably blow your mind but you can actually shoot a video ahead of time and then play it later.
@@JonasRaphaelKallasch the amount of time to do that you might as well be there
@steveyi2859 and if your hundreds of kilometres away doing something else. Believe me I don't like Kamala Harris but the point of why she sent the video is because she had a schedule issue.elsewhere that she thought more important. Hence sending a video. Do you understand now.
@@irallanit's called scheduling and she's not out at a natural disaster, this is the first time EVER that the Dems haven't sent someone to this event
That front row is frightening
A comedian came on stage to warn the public that the theatre was on fire, everybody laughed and clapped
My expectations were very low and I was cracking up throughout. Bravo! 👏🏻
Not even 10 minutes in and I'm dying from laughing so hard. What an absolute legend Gaffigan is.
It is so comforting that the wealthy Democrats and Republicans can come together, there is hope for our country. That was a good one, Jim.
Great roasting, great jokes, great performance.
My faves are "Dont feel bad if u dont have any allegations yet" and "J&J putting an unvaxxed quarterback"
Congratulations Melania, you are truly a FIRST LADY, and a class act. ♥️
Oh come on
Agree!!
@@cathalhendron3941Kamala slept her way up the political ladder and you think Melania is bad??
Definitely! Classy lady-She always had it .
Croatian who're you kidding.
Hats off for saying “President Trump” and not “Former President”
Agree.
They never said that about Obama, when someone says President, it means they acknowledge that the 2020 election was rigged
Yup he knows what's up.
WHAT ABOUT F.U TRUMP
Dude, please
Thank you Forbes for posting this
Nice. Thank you for using your comedic gift to expose more.
Melania is a class act
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
True. She's been belittled and laughed at and said such mean things to. And she doesn't retort or try to get back.
Where's Byron Donald I figured he be in the front seat
For a call girl?
she’s complicit af
He did what all comedians did back in the day! He took aim at both sides! He wasn’t doing the woke. Bravo to Jim👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Once a person says “ he wasn’t doing the Woke” I know they don’t know what woke means . If you’re not woke you’re sleep
Yes. We want 80s comedy back - when people laughed because it was a JOKE. No good comedy movies anymore because of political correctness and being cancelled.
Exactly 💯, the man was funny without being crass and he talked about all of them.
👏👏👏
Cardinal Dolan, out of the gate, is having an absolute blast and it makes me so happy.
OMG the secret Trump voter joke. Killed it!
There’s lots of em. I’m in the medical profession. Drs lawyers, nurses, all trump …And I don’t know many kumala fans. Too smart
Yeah that joke landed for me 😂
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Jim Gaffigan under rated for decades, have alway liked him very much! (thank you Bob & Tom)
Jim Gaffigan 's Hot Pocket comedy was the funniest I've ever heard. Truly hilarious.
Oh I just reliased she could not attend in person because teleprompter wont be available.🤣🤣
So true!
😂😂
Bluetooth earrings on the fritz
Yeah, that was the joke...think about it.@mikenewkirk565
It was for Jim and only for Jim.@@mikenewkirk565
I don't know how Trump can sit in the same room with Letitia James.
Trump is a better man than most give him credit for. It's becoming more apparent to people who refuse to lie to themselves.
It's just professionalism. Everyone here probably has an enemy in the room they just have to smile and act pleasant towards.
He doesn't care. He calls them out face to face
She is a light weight. Just wanted yo make a name for herself & she got it tonight. Without Trump no one would even know who the he'll she was.
Shes of no consequence to Trump. An insignificant speck to him.
I am not even a citizen- I live in Canada and I am voting for Trump - in my spirit , my soul and my conscience . I need to feel free again if Trump wins.
I hear they’re allowing people to vote without proof of citizenship. Just saying.
Same!
@@realdealio1 Thank you. We need the prayers of the whole world.
PRAY for Donald Trump. He is not our savior but we CANNOT survive four more years of Marxism and authoritarian.
As an American we are also hoping you guys get rid of Trudeau
Yikes. That Kamala skit was cringe.
💯‼️
So cringey, she is the worst candidate in history.
Yeah that was a rough one.
not as cringe as trump’s town hall
You should watch one of her interviews 😂
Imagine Ricky Gervais speaking at this event lol
Who?
That is good old comedian, very funny and to the point!!! Love it 😊
Greetings from Sweden 🎉
I'm praying for MAGA in November for the sake of ALL of us ❤
Ditto from Australia
Thank you from USA
I dated a girl from Ljusdal???
@@kevinwalsh4652 That was a man
BRA
Love Trump!!! BlackChick4Trump!!! Voted early for Trump!!!
SMART Chick 4 Trump! Well done!
And against our country.
@@2BHeard I have an idea that you should try doing;
Have an independent, unbiased, uninfluenced from outside noise, original thought or opinion on something. Something like say, idk, a presidential candidate.
Try that one out.
21:37 - 22:05 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING!!!
Jim you’ve got the medicine we all need, thanks for all the laughs!
The Kamala video sums up her campaign…lame, dated SNL…
yes
So Kamala decided not to go to this?? Yeah Catholics we need to get out and vote now more than ever.
Because a presidential candidate can be everywhere at all times.
@@StevenSimpson-it5mv Not to mention the Vice President
L O L
L O L
I’m a Catholic and I’m voting for Harris/Walz because we Catholics hate the Devil! 👍🏽
Watching this now is like sipping champagne 🍾
Bloomberg has no life in his face, like a bitter old man
All well as the Stoney faced women sitting next to him!
At 1st, I thought it was a cardboard cutout
Was he sitting next to Melania?