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Imperium fans: Ha ha, isn’t it ridiculous how orcs decide who’s in charge by who is the biggest? Also Imperium fans: You can tell the Primaris are more powerful than Firstborn because they’re a foot taller. The custodians are still way better though, because they’re 9 feet tall. Primarchs are 11ft tall though. Who’s my favorite character? Tyberos the Red Wake, guess why…
Grog Ironteef is my favorite warboss, because he outsmarted the Tau. *Da Big Raid* was a stealth mission where Grog and his kommandoz stole a Tau ship, infiltrated a Tau docking bay, then destroyed the entire space station from the inside. It was a big deal for his ladz, because they learned to read, transmit passcodes, and wait until the right moment to break cover. The Tau were horrified to see Orkz using any tactics other than direct assault.
What faction wouldn't be terrified for barbarians of your universe learn to act and think like assasin? It's like when heavy/tank class turns into speed class.
"Who's da biggest baddest boss?!" "It's you boss! You'z a bigga than nazdreg! Bigga than Ghazkul!" "No one's bigga than Ghazkul, ya lousy git! At least. Not. Yet." -Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter, Evil Sunz warboss. Warboss of Lorn V, Warlord of Korruva, bane of the Blood Ravens.
I still call bs on kauruva blood ravens got wrecked sure tau definiatly everyone else? no gorgutz wouldn't have thrown away an ork empire when it's major waggh was just about ready even if you for some reason count dow3 it only says he took over kaurava every planet was named that and I quite frankly don't respect it at as a source especially when it countradicts prior games that aren't made of shame
@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 He is definitely my favourite ork in all pf Warhammer. I think he embodies the whole "brutally cunning" thing and it's always fun to see him do his thing regardless of wether he wins or loses.
@@axios4702 that's fine that said I'd saying nuking a tau expiditionary and a full half of the blood ravens is a win I think he just won that planet then got bored
Orks are D&D player party, the faction. You can expect only the unexpected, an occasional murderhobo, utter chaos and everything decided by sheer luck!
Ain't got noffin to do with luck ya git. It's all dat blue paint da Boyz 'ave. Everyone noes blue is da luckiest colour, so it's da blue dat makes' em lucky, not luck. Wot iz you, propa fik or summat?
Fun fact about Makari. He's actually reincarnated every time he dies, Ghazghkull finds him and touches him, he then regains the memories of all his previous lives. At least according to Makari himself. Seriously people, read Ghazghkull's book, it's hilarious.
I dont think he needs to touch him. Orks just need to talk about him. The thing with Ghaz is that his sarcastic passing thought of "yeah that's makari" and he reincarnated into that Gobbo pisses Makari off as Ghaz didn't even care.
@@kazzackthuulyeah as far as I can tell it’s just a grot somewhere kinda close by just realizes all of a sudden that he is Makari at the same time as Makari’s consciousness realized it has a body again.
@@adamstephens5964naah everytime Ghazghkull resurrects Makari he needs to touch a grot, this is how Makari got ressurected when both he and Ghazghkull died in the fight against Ragnar and his space wolves, because a random grot accidentally touched Ghazghkulls severed hand
I'm pretty sure Makari is canonically considered a perpetual. On the semi-rare occasion that he gets himself killed, he reincarnates into a new gretchin. Ghazkull then has a bunch of gretchin massacred until he finds a lucky one, brands that lucky gretchin with his claw and the moment that happens, the gretchin will regain all of Makari's memories. At one point, when Ghaz was out as a result of Space Marine plot armour causing temporary decapitation and Makari had died from being buried under rubble, one of Ghazkulls lieutenants actually brought Makari back using the claw on Ghazkulls body, and then had Makari help out Mad Doc Grotsnik in putting Ghazkull back together.
Gorgutz got the Spear of Khaine at the end of DW3 because no one else wanted it, after the events of DW3 the spear lost all it’s power to the point it literally just a pointy stick, no one else wanted what was now a useless chunk of metal but Gorgutz wanted his pointy stick so he’s getting his pointy stick
An extra fancy pointy stick for the boss pole, what's not to zoggin' love about it? Bloody humie and pansy amateurs, they never could appreciate the value of a good trophy stick. Them chaos boyz _almost_ get it, but their pointy "star" thing is neither use nor propa ornament, it's just weird; but at least they do use trophy sticks a whole lot, even if most of them are not on their boss for some reason and they stick just about anyone on 'em instead of only the trophies from propa good fights... unless they consider those weird screaming and running humies, as well as average humie fighters to be worthy opponents? That thought would surely make the respect value for the pointy humie gitz plummet. But I digress... ...And since I'm on that topic, credit where credit is due! At least the humies and eldar pansies don't make me question their fightiness through questionable use of trophy sticks! Hol' up. Gork and Mork above, the chaos gitz are blasphemin' against propa orky values! That calls for a kroosade!
8:48 funny thing about that. It was revealed that in *Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!* Gork and Mork find Makari's existence funny so they just reincarnate his soul into a nearby Gretchin every time he dies. They’re like *"YOU GIT YERSELF BACK INDA THIK UV IT! OUR BOY GHAZ NEEDS 'IS BANNAH BEARAH!"*
It's kind of Canon that an ork warband once attacked and took over a Death Watch battle barge. The Imperium, not knowing this sent the barge on a mission to go kill Xenos. The orks on board thought "why not. Sounds like a right good krumpin" and went and killed some xenos. It was so much fun, that they have been taking imperium orders ever since
I so hope this is true. "Loyalist because it's fun and gives them access to great enemy variety" Orks with some Inquisition drip is so fitting-yet-whacky
YOU FORGOT TUSKA DAEMONKILLA'S BEST FACT! THE DAEMON PRINCE THAT KILLED HIM GOT HIS NUTS *POPPED* BY TUSKA'S POWA KLAW! RIGHT BEFORE HE GOT KRUMPED! IT'S WAS THE THING THAT MADE KHORNE DECIDE TO RESURRECT HIM FOREVER! Also, that Daemon prince is, how you say, MIFFED at not being the one rewarded for killing the Orks....especially because his balls got the snip-snip from pneumatic 'jaws of life'. (Seriously, are Ork powa-klaws based on that tool, or is it just a coincidence?)
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So fun fact with Ghaz. If I’m remembering things right, it wasn’t even a Dark Angel space marine. It was one of their listening posts. So Ghaz got turned into the prophet of the greenskins thanks to an auto turret trying to dome him and succeeding.
It was specifically a trap set up by the Dark Angels to cull the orks. Apparently this is something they'd done before: build a big fortress on an ork planet, stuff it to the brim with automated defenses, and then leave. Eventually the orks find this thing, realize it fights back when they try to break in, and then storm it with as many boys as possible and get massacred
Morgoth and Sauron: “I like this one.” Ghazghull: “Youz ain’t Gork or Mork, ya spiky gitz.” *chambers arm cannons* Luthien: utter terror “Eru [God] help us.” Manwe: *feels a very human chill running down his spine* “I don’t think he can.” Eru: *flicks finger firing a blast that could crack a continent open at the twin ork gods* Gork and Mork: *completely unaffected* Gork: *grinning* “Now Youz speekn ma langwege.” Mork: “Waz dat supposd to do sumtin?” Eru the one and only god: *feels a very human chill run down his spine* Celebrimbor and Talion: *Grab Ghaz’s head* “Suffer me Now!” Ghazghull: *Arm cannons go dakka dakka dakka dakka* Krork/Tuska/The Beast: “If da Gods had wanted you to exist, they would not have created *ME!”* Angron: “Are really going to die over some human?” Ghazghull: “One ov us iz.”
@@BigBWolf90Tuska doesn't grow an inch in Khorneland though he dies and he's brought back exactly the same as he was before his growth either negated or halted before it can kick in
tuska demonkilla waking up for the millionth time, next to his slightly less green companion "why r we ere!" "Iz one of loifs great miss-tries izn it? iz it all just a co-ince ee dense? dus gork and mork ave a plan?" "no you grot, ere by dis city-dell it's just a canyon with no way out"
Forces of Slaanesh: *doing their thing* Local cultist: “Everyone stop! Do you hear something?” *“Orks Orks Orks” song starts getting progressively louder* Shalaxi: “Yeah, hear that too… What the Malaal is-“ *realizes* “Oh no. He’s found us!” *utter fear, dread and terror fill the room* Daemonete: “Keep the doors lock abs he can’t get in. He can’t get in! He can’t-“ *Doors blown off hinges* Tuska Daemon Killa: *Stinkmeaners voice* “WAZ GOOD, GITZ?!” *Karl the Deranged Voice* “Itz me, bak at it agen, and Iz brout these SQUIGOTHS!” *Sounds of squig violence* Shalaxi: “Oh My Prince, They’re MIGRATING!” *squigoth war* Sacrificial victims: *unable to process evens, as their ability to comprehend what is and isn’t has been lost* The Masque: “Is. Is that a camera? What Kind Of Sadistic Retard Watches This Crap?!” Khorne: “Love this show”
On the note of voice actors, don't forget that a bunch of My Little Pony VAs also assisted on the first Dawn of War game. Most notably, the VA for Celestia is also the VA for the Eldar farseer which is... surprisingly fitting.
Don't know much about WH40k, but I find Orks there amusing. They *believe* some nonsence like "RED GOEZ FASTA!" and then it just does for some reason. If I was a player I would propably start with AdMechs, then Necrons and ended up with with Orks because they're just fun
"Makari might just be series of grots Ghaz names Makari so they can hold his banner. But I like to think that, through extremely comedic circumstances, Makari continues on as he was from the start." Well yes but also yes.
One of the funniest Warbosses is Grizgutz. When he tried to lead his Waaagh! out of their local system, they accidently went back in time to the time and space just before they left. Didn't bother Grizgutz though, because it gave him the chance to krump his past self and get a spare of his favourite Shoota! :D
Tuska, Deamon Killa mentioned, me happy. He is the best Ork, for he has basically reached Ork Nirvana. May he laugh and fight outside the Brass Citadel forever.
Orks are either cunningly brutal or brutally cuning. And warbosses are capable of hearding whole tribe of orks and pointing them towards general direction. Never uderestimate smarts and willpower of a warboss.
There is solid evidence that Ghaz also "let it happen" when he was beheaded by Ragnar. He was deliberately trying to get kimself killed so that he could know death and the conquer it, as well as traveling to the warp to have a direct conversation with Gork and Mork. (Ghazghkull Thraka Prophet of the Waaagh! Chapter 11 Page 235 - 240) "I need not die. Not if I do not will it. My enemies did not die when i took their heads...Because you (Gork and Mork) did not will it. Because I did not will it." "Now, I wish for death. If I did not, I woukd not bear this wound.: "You have shown me where to carve a path and here, in this place, is where it narrows. This thin curtain, this death, is all that stands in my way." "But conquest has made my body string. Too strong now...the blood clings to my veins, and will not cool fast enough. It defies me. So I snarl, and my anger finds voice where it should have none. If my blood will not cool, then it will burn, and I will go to you in flames." Its only after he wills himself to die that Ragnars chainsword is able to un jam and properly decapitate him.
@@justintaylor3044 Some orks are tough, some orks are smart, Ghaz is both. In truth a lot of orks speak with a far more readable voice when we actually see things from their perspective.
My favorite Ork boss is the Arch-Arsonist Snagrod. The guy is as big as a Space Marine Dreadnought, takes out communication hubs where necessary, and was in part responsible for nearly wiping out the Crimson Fists. Not to mention he's extremely smart, to the point where he can counter Imperial forces. No idea where in G.W.'s closest he's hiding, but even though he didn't kill Pedro Kantor (a named C.F. model), they both ran out of ammo and fought to a draw when Snagrod got tired and returned to his WAAAHG.
Ork Nob: Boss! Dem puny Eldar makin' a base west o' 'ere. Da grots say one's wearin' dat big pointy hat you was talking about. Warlord Gorgutz: Pointy hat? Dats da Eldar boss! Get the boys together, we gonna go doff 'er up!
6:14 *Thank you!* I really appreciate that you actually made mention of this misconception instead of just going along with it like some other content creators.
Boss Blackhaw iz a boss ta fear for all ‘umie tin boyz. He krumped one of doz ‘umie stompas wif nutin more den his bestest mate, his squiq, a grot and a shokk jump dragsta. Dat feat was legendary.
Question: could a non-Ork become a warboss if they were big, killy, and green enough? Say that the Doom Slayer showed up and punched a warboss's head off, would the Orks follow him in an endless war against Chaos?
I mean, orks follow nurgle bc he is big and green = ork so yeah if they're orky enough. Old warhammer there is that fat goblin that leads his own waaagh
No. A non-Ork would be disqualified because it wouldn't have the right psychic profile. Don't get me wrong, the Orks would definitely respect someone like the Doomslayer, but it's not just about big, killy and green, otherwise they'd all be Salamander fanboyz.
All of the faction: depressed-grimdark-no hope left The loudy ork in the background: having the time of it's life, over and over and over until the end of time
Wanting to share my favourite Ork: Gritzgutz. Quote from the Lexicanum: "Using warp travel, Grizgutz and his Boyz unwittingly travelled back in time and emerged back into the materium shortly before they departed. A noted kleptomaniac, Grizgutz killed his earlier self so he could have his favourite gun as a spare. "
0:25 funny how having "room temperature IQ" can range from not being the sharpest tool in the shed to basically being comatose depending on which system you use for measuring temperature
Xiaomao face included in video, a signifier that the video is both a banger and cultured no matter the content. The fact that it's also about DA BIGGEST, DA MEANEST AN' DA 'ARDEST OV DA BOYZ just makes it better.
Orkz are the most prestigious faction to play. They're the hardest to paint (along with the spiky chaos boyz) and they're the hardest to win with. The models are cheap in points, so you get to show off your painting skills, too. So they require the painting skills that chaos does, while being at max difficulty like guardsmen. You also have to be aware that you're an adult playing with expensive toy soldiers. They also aren't miserable, like everyone else.
Best Warbosses we currently have are Ghaz & Tuska....and with Angron having done in Yarrick it would be fucking hilarious for those two to team up to krump him
Still remember a 9th ed crusade I was part of as orks, my warboss Captain Squigtooth got so bonkers that he coupd teleport behind a knight and wound it on a 2+. Cause looted teleporter belt + choopa of the great waaagghh meant a teleporting warboss hitting on S27
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Been watching you for a good while, finally gonna pull the trigger on getting minis. Thanks for the good good lore and content, hope to hear more about the skaven from you soon!
You know, considering how much both Orks and Saiyans love to fight, get stronger from fighting, and how Gorgutz is voiced by Vegeta, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Weirdboy or Wurrboy accidentally did the Kamehameha with WAAAAGH energy.
10:20 I am forever disappointed that Tuska wasn’t at the 13th Black Crusade because he saw Abbadons fleet far off in the distance and wanted to fight it. Would’ve made Abbadons failure make a lot more believable.
That honestly would’ve been a much better reason for Abbadon’s failure. I can see it now... Above Cadia Korda: “Sir! The battle for Cadia is going well! At this rate we should-“ Skyrak: “Sir!! We’re receiving multiple emergency alerts from our rearmost forces!” Kayon: *analyzing the space battle* "Sire; the our fleet be breaking apart. The daemon lead ships, and Blackstone fortress are heading the new fleet. the larges space hulk and the leading 3 other massive vessels are going to the Cadian surface." Abbadon: “WHAT!? What craven idiot dares betray the chosen of the gods? I’ll tear the treasonous scum apart myself!” Ygethmor: “It’s not ours, sir! It’s-“ Typhus: *sees the largest ork fleet he's ever seen consisting of battleships, Crusiers, enough smaller vessels to outnumber Chaos, and 5 space hulks of varying sizes* "By the Unholy Grandfather..." Tuska Daemon Killa: *The biggest Ork anyone’s ever seen appears on screen, physically vibrating with excitement* “I ‘erd you spikey gits waz frowin a party wifout me!” on the surface *Welcome to the Jungle progressively getting louder* Urkrathos on the surface: *Over the comms* "My warmaster; the Daemons have gone mad. I can't tell if they're shivering in fear, or just pissed off." Threxos: "The Warp born are abandoning their posts. The cravens either flee to the warp or changing to the incoming space hulk!" Tuska: *Stinkmeaner Voice* "WAZ GUD, GITZ!?" *Rips and tears in Do you Believe in Magic* Imperials: *Imperium exe has stopped working*
This was awesome! You introduced me to many I hadn't heard of! However, there are two others you missed out on who are among my favourites as well. Kap'n Bluddflagg - The player character Warboss from Dawn of War II: Retribution, I initially remember feeling disappointed that they weren't bringing Gorgutz back for that role. That ended almost immediately after booting up his campaign. A bundle of blood-soaked fun, this Freeboota Kap'n pirate ork with an unexplained Irish accent made krumpin' a great time! With his trusty right-hand Mekboy Mista Nailbrain, he looted his way across the sub-sector and, if we take his campaign as canon, beat up a Daemon Prince of Khorne before stealing an Inquisitor's hat and leaving her alive because she wasn't worth killing. Now operating out of the Space Hulk the Judgement of Carrion, it's a good bet his boyz are in for a good deal more stompin'! Oh, and he acquired a Battlewagon called Daisy which he and Mista Nailbrain talked about as though they were adopting a stray dog, it was strangely adorable. Grizgutz - A fairly simple story, but beautifully Orky, this Warboss led his Waaagh! into the Warp, and, because the Warp is the Warp, ended up leaving it before he entered. Noticing this situation, he chose to take the only logical course of action - hunt down his past self and kill him in order to obtain a second copy of his favourite gun. The ensuing confusion caused his Waaagh! to collapse in on itself, but hey, he got the gun!
Haaahahahaha! I love Gajin voicing his character Glitzdakka, he always puts a smile on my face going so hard into his Orkiness, I would LOVE for him to just crash into AdRid and go all Ork with Shy while DK and Bricky are dragged along for the ride lmao XD
Here’s some advice for dealing with orkz… If your confused, stop what you're doing, walk into your bathroom, look in your mirror, and say “orkz” until you get it. Edit; that ending… suddenly the Last of Us makes a lot more sense than ever before.
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That opening 'waaah' was the least orky "wagh" I have ever heard, you should be ashamed.
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Dakka gud un.
That, right there, is a terrific pun.
Diz post wuz fact checked by proppa Orky Gitz.
Datz da zoggin troof roight dere.
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games wORKShOP
Imperium fans: Ha ha, isn’t it ridiculous how orcs decide who’s in charge by who is the biggest?
Also Imperium fans: You can tell the Primaris are more powerful than Firstborn because they’re a foot taller. The custodians are still way better though, because they’re 9 feet tall. Primarchs are 11ft tall though. Who’s my favorite character? Tyberos the Red Wake, guess why…
Really puts the theory of us being space orks into perspective huh 🤔
holy shit, flando what are you doing here
Starting to think GW writers have a fetish for gigantism
Yo it's the critical roll guy, legend.
@thedeadmeme7877 why else would they make a female Custodes? They know the audience
OI! I KNOW DAT GIT!!!
big dakka is where da bad moonz is bestest
unless youz got ya hands on wazzdakka gutsmeks dakkakannon...propa killy, that thing
ITS DA BOSS!
DIE XENO!!!
(fires bolter with racist intent)
😊@@ReinaSaurus
I’d like to know what he thinks of the Mexican orks
Grog Ironteef is my favorite warboss, because he outsmarted the Tau. *Da Big Raid* was a stealth mission where Grog and his kommandoz stole a Tau ship, infiltrated a Tau docking bay, then destroyed the entire space station from the inside.
It was a big deal for his ladz, because they learned to read, transmit passcodes, and wait until the right moment to break cover. The Tau were horrified to see Orkz using any tactics other than direct assault.
What faction wouldn't be terrified for barbarians of your universe learn to act and think like assasin? It's like when heavy/tank class turns into speed class.
Dem Boyz is real wordy gitz
Imotekh: Finally, some actual TACTICS!
@@Deathwillnotwaitforme this (and Conan the barbarian lore) is why I LOVE playing a barbarian/rouge mix in DnD
Pray to Tau'va they don't figure out how to mix purple paint.
"Who's da biggest baddest boss?!"
"It's you boss! You'z a bigga than nazdreg! Bigga than Ghazkul!"
"No one's bigga than Ghazkul, ya lousy git! At least. Not. Yet."
-Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter, Evil Sunz warboss. Warboss of Lorn V, Warlord of Korruva, bane of the Blood Ravens.
Gorgutz was my first exposure to 40k and the Green Tide.
I still call bs on kauruva
blood ravens got wrecked sure tau definiatly
everyone else? no gorgutz wouldn't have thrown away an ork empire when it's major waggh was just about ready even if you for some reason count dow3 it only says he took over kaurava every planet was named that and I quite frankly don't respect it at as a source especially when it countradicts prior games that aren't made of shame
@@supersaiyandiclonius3056 He is definitely my favourite ork in all pf Warhammer. I think he embodies the whole "brutally cunning" thing and it's always fun to see him do his thing regardless of wether he wins or loses.
@@marley7868 I honestly just like the idea he got to win for once, even if I too would prefer to ignore Dawn of War 3.
@@axios4702 that's fine that said I'd saying nuking a tau expiditionary and a full half of the blood ravens is a win I think he just won that planet then got bored
Orks are D&D player party, the faction. You can expect only the unexpected, an occasional murderhobo, utter chaos and everything decided by sheer luck!
OMG - what an idea, have a party of all orcs. They could be orki versions of classes
Ain't got noffin to do with luck ya git. It's all dat blue paint da Boyz 'ave. Everyone noes blue is da luckiest colour, so it's da blue dat makes' em lucky, not luck.
Wot iz you, propa fik or summat?
Fun fact about Makari.
He's actually reincarnated every time he dies, Ghazghkull finds him and touches him, he then regains the memories of all his previous lives.
At least according to Makari himself. Seriously people, read Ghazghkull's book, it's hilarious.
Makari is a perpetual confirmed?
It’s one of the best 40k books fire sure.
I dont think he needs to touch him. Orks just need to talk about him. The thing with Ghaz is that his sarcastic passing thought of "yeah that's makari" and he reincarnated into that Gobbo pisses Makari off as Ghaz didn't even care.
@@kazzackthuulyeah as far as I can tell it’s just a grot somewhere kinda close by just realizes all of a sudden that he is Makari at the same time as Makari’s consciousness realized it has a body again.
@@adamstephens5964naah everytime Ghazghkull resurrects Makari he needs to touch a grot, this is how Makari got ressurected when both he and Ghazghkull died in the fight against Ragnar and his space wolves, because a random grot accidentally touched Ghazghkulls severed hand
I'm pretty sure Makari is canonically considered a perpetual. On the semi-rare occasion that he gets himself killed, he reincarnates into a new gretchin. Ghazkull then has a bunch of gretchin massacred until he finds a lucky one, brands that lucky gretchin with his claw and the moment that happens, the gretchin will regain all of Makari's memories.
At one point, when Ghaz was out as a result of Space Marine plot armour causing temporary decapitation and Makari had died from being buried under rubble, one of Ghazkulls lieutenants actually brought Makari back using the claw on Ghazkulls body, and then had Makari help out Mad Doc Grotsnik in putting Ghazkull back together.
Yeah I almost forgot some nobody space marine nearly killed the fucking prophet
Regain memories you say ? So, inclouding one of beeing squashed flat by Ghaz gigantic metal ass as well ?
Gorgutz got the Spear of Khaine at the end of DW3 because no one else wanted it, after the events of DW3 the spear lost all it’s power to the point it literally just a pointy stick, no one else wanted what was now a useless chunk of metal but Gorgutz wanted his pointy stick so he’s getting his pointy stick
An extra fancy pointy stick for the boss pole, what's not to zoggin' love about it? Bloody humie and pansy amateurs, they never could appreciate the value of a good trophy stick.
Them chaos boyz _almost_ get it, but their pointy "star" thing is neither use nor propa ornament, it's just weird; but at least they do use trophy sticks a whole lot, even if most of them are not on their boss for some reason and they stick just about anyone on 'em instead of only the trophies from propa good fights... unless they consider those weird screaming and running humies, as well as average humie fighters to be worthy opponents? That thought would surely make the respect value for the pointy humie gitz plummet. But I digress...
...And since I'm on that topic, credit where credit is due! At least the humies and eldar pansies don't make me question their fightiness through questionable use of trophy sticks!
Hol' up. Gork and Mork above, the chaos gitz are blasphemin' against propa orky values! That calls for a kroosade!
8:48 funny thing about that. It was revealed that in *Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!* Gork and Mork find Makari's existence funny so they just reincarnate his soul into a nearby Gretchin every time he dies. They’re like *"YOU GIT YERSELF BACK INDA THIK UV IT! OUR BOY GHAZ NEEDS 'IS BANNAH BEARAH!"*
That is so perfectly Orky.
Further proof that gork and mork are the best gods in Warhammer
Are...are we sure it isn't Tzeentch doing that?
Tzeentch isn’t based enough to do that.
It's kind of Canon that an ork warband once attacked and took over a Death Watch battle barge. The Imperium, not knowing this sent the barge on a mission to go kill Xenos. The orks on board thought "why not. Sounds like a right good krumpin" and went and killed some xenos. It was so much fun, that they have been taking imperium orders ever since
I so hope this is true. "Loyalist because it's fun and gives them access to great enemy variety" Orks with some Inquisition drip is so fitting-yet-whacky
YOU FORGOT TUSKA DAEMONKILLA'S BEST FACT!
THE DAEMON PRINCE THAT KILLED HIM GOT HIS NUTS *POPPED* BY TUSKA'S POWA KLAW! RIGHT BEFORE HE GOT KRUMPED!
IT'S WAS THE THING THAT MADE KHORNE DECIDE TO RESURRECT HIM FOREVER!
Also, that Daemon prince is, how you say, MIFFED at not being the one rewarded for killing the Orks....especially because his balls got the snip-snip from pneumatic 'jaws of life'. (Seriously, are Ork powa-klaws based on that tool, or is it just a coincidence?)
This is always the fact I remember when mentioning tuska
Pneumatics vs hydraulics. Makes me wonder why it was chosen over the other option.
@@christopherbailey-s4c Hydraulics requires water. Pneumatic requires pressurized gas or air.
Hydraulics normally use oil, but yeah. Hydro uses liquids, Pneu uses gas.
The rest is details...
@@JackWendigo1234 i appreciate yall and i have a clarifying question, in this application, what are your opinions on benefit of one system vs the other?
POWER SCALING IN WARHAMMER - BIGGER, BALDER AND GIRTHER
ONE PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH
@@thehermitman822Does he solo Khorne?
@@diegocardenas6494 obviously, and he won't be hitting from behind either.
@@thehermitman822That's quite a weird dumb scaling, but okay.
God Emperor spotted again
Ork Warbosses are the kind to increase the beatings and make the morale improve at the same time.
You know Mr. Pancreas is dedicated to the craft when he hires an actual ork to collab on his video about orks
So fun fact with Ghaz. If I’m remembering things right, it wasn’t even a Dark Angel space marine. It was one of their listening posts. So Ghaz got turned into the prophet of the greenskins thanks to an auto turret trying to dome him and succeeding.
It was indeed a bolter turret that did him in. Great work there dark angels
It was specifically a trap set up by the Dark Angels to cull the orks. Apparently this is something they'd done before: build a big fortress on an ork planet, stuff it to the brim with automated defenses, and then leave. Eventually the orks find this thing, realize it fights back when they try to break in, and then storm it with as many boys as possible and get massacred
@@screamingcactus1753 Yeah, they have models to represent those.
@@sebastianhovenas272 Could they have known that would happen?
Morgoth and Sauron: “I like this one.”
Ghazghull: “Youz ain’t Gork or Mork, ya spiky gitz.” *chambers arm cannons*
Luthien: utter terror “Eru [God] help us.”
Manwe: *feels a very human chill running down his spine* “I don’t think he can.”
Eru: *flicks finger firing a blast that could crack a continent open at the twin ork gods*
Gork and Mork: *completely unaffected*
Gork: *grinning* “Now Youz speekn ma langwege.”
Mork: “Waz dat supposd to do sumtin?”
Eru the one and only god: *feels a very human chill run down his spine*
Celebrimbor and Talion: *Grab Ghaz’s head* “Suffer me Now!”
Ghazghull: *Arm cannons go dakka dakka dakka dakka*
Krork/Tuska/The Beast: “If da Gods had wanted you to exist, they would not have created *ME!”*
Angron: “Are really going to die over some human?”
Ghazghull: “One ov us iz.”
Do you think if an ancient Krork managed to poke through time to the 41st millennium he’d be the ultimate Beasty Boi?
i mean he'd be da biggest ork in the galaxy, he'd at the very least have a massive waggh behind him
Closest we have are Ghaz & Tuska if he ever gets off of Khonre's planet
Well if he wanted to the Necron with the museum could take the Krork he has and plop him down somewhere
@@BigBWolf90Tuska doesn't grow an inch in Khorneland though
he dies and he's brought back exactly the same as he was before
his growth either negated or halted before it can kick in
@The-jy3yq well damn if that's the case Khorne sucks at having something really unique to bring the blood, skulls, carnage & battle
tuska demonkilla waking up for the millionth time, next to his slightly less green companion
"why r we ere!"
"Iz one of loifs great miss-tries izn it? iz it all just a co-ince ee dense? dus gork and mork ave a plan?"
"no you grot, ere by dis city-dell it's just a canyon with no way out"
Forces of Slaanesh: *doing their thing*
Local cultist: “Everyone stop! Do you hear something?”
*“Orks Orks Orks” song starts getting progressively louder*
Shalaxi: “Yeah, hear that too… What the Malaal is-“ *realizes* “Oh no. He’s found us!”
*utter fear, dread and terror fill the room*
Daemonete: “Keep the doors lock abs he can’t get in. He can’t get in! He can’t-“
*Doors blown off hinges*
Tuska Daemon Killa: *Stinkmeaners voice* “WAZ GOOD, GITZ?!” *Karl the Deranged Voice* “Itz me, bak at it agen, and Iz brout these SQUIGOTHS!”
*Sounds of squig violence*
Shalaxi: “Oh My Prince, They’re MIGRATING!” *squigoth war*
Sacrificial victims: *unable to process evens, as their ability to comprehend what is and isn’t has been lost*
The Masque: “Is. Is that a camera? What Kind Of Sadistic Retard Watches This Crap?!”
Khorne: “Love this show”
How the fuck did he start an entire Ork-based channel without me noticing? This is actually such a pleasant surprise lol
He just changed from a goomba that talked about Japanese stuff into an ork one day.
Maybe he was always just an ork mushroom and he finally grew up.
He has played an ork on a real play Wrath and glory game.
I thought the same thing :D And with almost coherent speech at that. I went straight there.
Just like the ork boys they are juste there don't know that they invade your life 😂
On the note of voice actors, don't forget that a bunch of My Little Pony VAs also assisted on the first Dawn of War game. Most notably, the VA for Celestia is also the VA for the Eldar farseer which is... surprisingly fitting.
lol celestial being an elder makes perfect sense
So she is responsable of slanesh ?
Fitting
28:58 Pancreas made the flood in 40k people..."Salamanders break out the flamers!"
Brother, get the flamer the heavy one
It’s really, really funny
"No one hates the orks"
*Billions of Guardsmen staring you down in silence*
Patrick Seitz voiced a warboss/kaptain in Retribution. Ragna the Bloodedge and Dio Brando share the same VA as an Ork Warboss.
I mean to be fair, if he was born in modern times, I could 100% imagine Dio being a football hooligan
Do youz believe in grav'ey?
I love this ^^
he was also Abaddon
@@davidmadureira45 Garrosh too!
cant believe pancreas is still edging me with videos other than the tomb kings video lol
Orks are those DmD jocks who only play barbarians and everyone at the table loves
Don't know much about WH40k, but I find Orks there amusing. They *believe* some nonsence like "RED GOEZ FASTA!" and then it just does for some reason. If I was a player I would propably start with AdMechs, then Necrons and ended up with with Orks because they're just fun
"Makari might just be series of grots Ghaz names Makari so they can hold his banner. But I like to think that, through extremely comedic circumstances, Makari continues on as he was from the start."
Well yes but also yes.
I will always be grateful that I started the hobby as an ork player/painter. Painting orks is just so much fun.
One of the funniest Warbosses is Grizgutz. When he tried to lead his Waaagh! out of their local system, they accidently went back in time to the time and space just before they left. Didn't bother Grizgutz though, because it gave him the chance to krump his past self and get a spare of his favourite Shoota! :D
Ork Warbosses. The only comedy and enjoyment in 40k
Nurglings are sweet too though
Tuska, Deamon Killa mentioned, me happy.
He is the best Ork, for he has basically reached Ork Nirvana.
May he laugh and fight outside the Brass Citadel forever.
PancreasNoWork will now be PancakesNoWork, always to be read in an ork voice.
Orks are either cunningly brutal or brutally cuning.
And warbosses are capable of hearding whole tribe of orks and pointing them towards general direction.
Never uderestimate smarts and willpower of a warboss.
Sad that The Beast in the room went unaddressed, but I guess The War of The Beast in general would need an entire video to go over just him.
There is solid evidence that Ghaz also "let it happen" when he was beheaded by Ragnar. He was deliberately trying to get kimself killed so that he could know death and the conquer it, as well as traveling to the warp to have a direct conversation with Gork and Mork. (Ghazghkull Thraka Prophet of the Waaagh! Chapter 11 Page 235 - 240)
"I need not die. Not if I do not will it. My enemies did not die when i took their heads...Because you (Gork and Mork) did not will it. Because I did not will it."
"Now, I wish for death. If I did not, I woukd not bear this wound.:
"You have shown me where to carve a path and here, in this place, is where it narrows. This thin curtain, this death, is all that stands in my way."
"But conquest has made my body string. Too strong now...the blood clings to my veins, and will not cool fast enough. It defies me. So I snarl, and my anger finds voice where it should have none. If my blood will not cool, then it will burn, and I will go to you in flames."
Its only after he wills himself to die that Ragnars chainsword is able to un jam and properly decapitate him.
Ghazghkull actually speaks like this? I get he’s an exception but these lore channels had me thinking they ALL spoke propa’ ork goffic’…
@@justintaylor3044 Some orks are tough, some orks are smart, Ghaz is both. In truth a lot of orks speak with a far more readable voice when we actually see things from their perspective.
Well Ladies and gentlemen. BoyZ and Gitz. Happy Orktober.
And a 'appy krumpin' to you!
Having rimworld music as a backdrop to describing warbosses is peak appropriate
My favorite Ork boss is the Arch-Arsonist Snagrod. The guy is as big as a Space Marine Dreadnought, takes out communication hubs where necessary, and was in part responsible for nearly wiping out the Crimson Fists. Not to mention he's extremely smart, to the point where he can counter Imperial forces. No idea where in G.W.'s closest he's hiding, but even though he didn't kill Pedro Kantor (a named C.F. model), they both ran out of ammo and fought to a draw when Snagrod got tired and returned to his WAAAHG.
You pancreas may not work, but your videos never miss! Nice job.
2:34 Waluigi is a blood axe confirmed lol
WAAAAAGHLuigi
Pancreas: Now then... Waaaagh!
Ork: Oi boyz! This umie has somthin'z good to say!
Ork Nob: Boss! Dem puny Eldar makin' a base west o' 'ere. Da grots say one's wearin' dat big pointy hat you was talking about.
Warlord Gorgutz: Pointy hat? Dats da Eldar boss! Get the boys together, we gonna go doff 'er up!
6:14
*Thank you!*
I really appreciate that you actually made mention of this misconception instead of just going along with it like some other content creators.
Boss Blackhaw iz a boss ta fear for all ‘umie tin boyz. He krumped one of doz ‘umie stompas wif nutin more den his bestest mate, his squiq, a grot and a shokk jump dragsta. Dat feat was legendary.
Question: could a non-Ork become a warboss if they were big, killy, and green enough? Say that the Doom Slayer showed up and punched a warboss's head off, would the Orks follow him in an endless war against Chaos?
I could be misremembering but I'm pretty sure Trazdyn is the war boss of one of the Ork tribes in his gallery. (Infinite and the Divine)
I see the Hulk doing it if he's in the right frame of mind when entering 40K.
I mean, orks follow nurgle bc he is big and green = ork so yeah if they're orky enough. Old warhammer there is that fat goblin that leads his own waaagh
No. A non-Ork would be disqualified because it wouldn't have the right psychic profile. Don't get me wrong, the Orks would definitely respect someone like the Doomslayer, but it's not just about big, killy and green, otherwise they'd all be Salamander fanboyz.
They’re supremacists; if you are not an ork, you’re pathetic. That includes Gretchin, too.
I'll do the quick Grimskull glaze for those who want it.
He's an ork Warboss cunning enough to use the enemy's massive cannon against them.
Any Ork warboss would have done the same. There is never enough Dakka and those imperials know how to build big Dakka.
@@musicninja98 clever of the damn orks
wooooo ork boys!
6:40 Ghaz belongs in Baki confirmed.
All of the faction: depressed-grimdark-no hope left
The loudy ork in the background: having the time of it's life, over and over and over until the end of time
ORKTOBERFEST! Lets go!
Oh, hey! It's Gajin Goomb- GlimGlam Glitzdakka!
Wanting to share my favourite Ork: Gritzgutz. Quote from the Lexicanum:
"Using warp travel, Grizgutz and his Boyz unwittingly travelled back in time and emerged back into the materium shortly before they departed. A noted kleptomaniac, Grizgutz killed his earlier self so he could have his favourite gun as a spare. "
0:25 funny how having "room temperature IQ" can range from not being the sharpest tool in the shed to basically being comatose depending on which system you use for measuring temperature
I printed out a Shrek Ork Warboss.
Fun.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY WAAAAAGH?????
Xiaomao face included in video, a signifier that the video is both a banger and cultured no matter the content. The fact that it's also about DA BIGGEST, DA MEANEST AN' DA 'ARDEST OV DA BOYZ just makes it better.
10:03 He does have art. It’s him with a squig.
Tuska Deamonkilla needs a model
YUZ GOT A PROPA GIT TALKN BOUT DA ORKS
Bruh he most definitely is named after the Iron Lady
There is an old codex(?) where there’s art of orcs holding a banner with her face on it
They retconned it later. Once GW got big enough, the Maggie thatcher joke had to go. They didn't want 4th wall jokes going forward
Orkz are the most prestigious faction to play. They're the hardest to paint (along with the spiky chaos boyz) and they're the hardest to win with. The models are cheap in points, so you get to show off your painting skills, too. So they require the painting skills that chaos does, while being at max difficulty like guardsmen. You also have to be aware that you're an adult playing with expensive toy soldiers. They also aren't miserable, like everyone else.
Orcs are always fun in Warhammer 40K
I puked my guts out in a gutter tonight which I think makes me an ecxpert in ork lore and this all seems to check out.
Excellent reaching across the aisle without losing your reacher.
Best Warbosses we currently have are Ghaz & Tuska....and with Angron having done in Yarrick it would be fucking hilarious for those two to team up to krump him
Happy Orktober, y'all! Ye are the krumpiest and shootyest lot, may ye have da teef and gubbinz and no gitz in 'ur Waaagh!!!
My Ufthak Blackhawk is a personal favorite because you can literally read as he gets bigger and smarter over his books
Still remember a 9th ed crusade I was part of as orks, my warboss Captain Squigtooth got so bonkers that he coupd teleport behind a knight and wound it on a 2+. Cause looted teleporter belt + choopa of the great waaagghh meant a teleporting warboss hitting on S27
I will never forget this one line from Dawn of War. I think it's from Gorgutz: "WE IZ DA ORKS AND YOU IZ NOT". Gotta love dem Orks.
Also, there's an ork in Dawn of War 2 called BOSS SMASHFACE. Gotta love dem Orks.
Typo at 5:57, he ain't that easy to kill*
RAAAAHHHH, orks are pretty cool, they were my first faction
7:56 Konrad Curze letting it happen means that he killed himself. Ergo, he was killed by a Primarch. Absolute Cinema.
I guess we can thank the elves for causing one of the best frenemies duo in a while
Orks are all fun, but the less childish they get the exponentially scarier they are
Thank you for the sponsor talk. You're one of the few youtubers who actually makes ad talk entertaining hence I don't skip them. I shall name my Incineroar backthrow the "blood sugar suplex" now and scream it everytime I beat my friends with it. 🗿🔥👍🏽
one of my favorite videos you've made. you made it extremely fun good job
The room temperature iq joke is even better for us using Celsius
>What would happen if you strap a human to a chair and grow ork fungus on them
GREAT ZOGGIN QUESTION
ALZO DOEZ ANYONE REMEMBA DIGGANOBZ
Dem ummies is roight funny, but deyz got good bitz
"Good enemiez is hard to find" - Margaret Thatcher
4:15 apothecary diaries? Did not expact that.😅
I like how you uploaded this like 2 hours after my ork codex arrived.
I think Gork and Mork are trying to tell me something
ANGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
-Literally every ork
Been watching you for a good while, finally gonna pull the trigger on getting minis. Thanks for the good good lore and content, hope to hear more about the skaven from you soon!
that ork crossover was wonderfull and full of personality (could have probs added some subtitles tho, not everyone will be able to keep up)
Everytime I see your facecam I expect you to be in elf cosplay and it go unmentioned
You know, considering how much both Orks and Saiyans love to fight, get stronger from fighting, and how Gorgutz is voiced by Vegeta, I wouldn’t be surprised if a Weirdboy or Wurrboy accidentally did the Kamehameha with WAAAAGH energy.
Reminder a Krork was able to have better mannerisms than the Imperium's High Lords
10:20 I am forever disappointed that Tuska wasn’t at the 13th Black Crusade because he saw Abbadons fleet far off in the distance and wanted to fight it. Would’ve made Abbadons failure make a lot more believable.
That honestly would’ve been a much better reason for Abbadon’s failure.
I can see it now...
Above Cadia
Korda: “Sir! The battle for Cadia is going well! At this rate we should-“
Skyrak: “Sir!! We’re receiving multiple emergency alerts from our rearmost forces!”
Kayon: *analyzing the space battle* "Sire; the our fleet be breaking apart. The daemon lead ships, and Blackstone fortress are heading the new fleet. the larges space hulk and the leading 3 other massive vessels are going to the Cadian surface."
Abbadon: “WHAT!? What craven idiot dares betray the chosen of the gods? I’ll tear the treasonous scum apart myself!”
Ygethmor: “It’s not ours, sir! It’s-“
Typhus: *sees the largest ork fleet he's ever seen consisting of battleships, Crusiers, enough smaller vessels to outnumber Chaos, and 5 space hulks of varying sizes* "By the Unholy Grandfather..."
Tuska Daemon Killa: *The biggest Ork anyone’s ever seen appears on screen, physically vibrating with excitement* “I ‘erd you spikey gits waz frowin a party wifout me!”
on the surface
*Welcome to the Jungle progressively getting louder*
Urkrathos on the surface: *Over the comms* "My warmaster; the Daemons have gone mad. I can't tell if they're shivering in fear, or just pissed off."
Threxos: "The Warp born are abandoning their posts. The cravens either flee to the warp or changing to the incoming space hulk!"
Tuska: *Stinkmeaner Voice* "WAZ GUD, GITZ!?" *Rips and tears in Do you Believe in Magic*
Imperials: *Imperium exe has stopped working*
This was awesome! You introduced me to many I hadn't heard of! However, there are two others you missed out on who are among my favourites as well.
Kap'n Bluddflagg - The player character Warboss from Dawn of War II: Retribution, I initially remember feeling disappointed that they weren't bringing Gorgutz back for that role. That ended almost immediately after booting up his campaign. A bundle of blood-soaked fun, this Freeboota Kap'n pirate ork with an unexplained Irish accent made krumpin' a great time! With his trusty right-hand Mekboy Mista Nailbrain, he looted his way across the sub-sector and, if we take his campaign as canon, beat up a Daemon Prince of Khorne before stealing an Inquisitor's hat and leaving her alive because she wasn't worth killing. Now operating out of the Space Hulk the Judgement of Carrion, it's a good bet his boyz are in for a good deal more stompin'! Oh, and he acquired a Battlewagon called Daisy which he and Mista Nailbrain talked about as though they were adopting a stray dog, it was strangely adorable.
Grizgutz - A fairly simple story, but beautifully Orky, this Warboss led his Waaagh! into the Warp, and, because the Warp is the Warp, ended up leaving it before he entered. Noticing this situation, he chose to take the only logical course of action - hunt down his past self and kill him in order to obtain a second copy of his favourite gun. The ensuing confusion caused his Waaagh! to collapse in on itself, but hey, he got the gun!
If me n Ghaz are ever on the same planet, I'm proving orks don't need fungus to reproduce
My guy what
Based
Yes, Commisar, this one right here 😂
Would
While I watch this, I was playing Rimorld with the music off so I can hear videos better, and your music made me double check. Nice one.
what happen if you grow ork fungus on human? fun, it is definitely going to be Trazyn centerpiece on his morbid museum.
Da best warboss is KRONAN DA KUNNING you git!!
@baldemort rules
Michael Dobson aslo voiced Starscream in Transformers Armada, best Starscream
As a Halo refugee who washed up onto the shores of Warhammer that outro made me reel 😂
Haaahahahaha! I love Gajin voicing his character Glitzdakka, he always puts a smile on my face going so hard into his Orkiness, I would LOVE for him to just crash into AdRid and go all Ork with Shy while DK and Bricky are dragged along for the ride lmao XD
Here’s some advice for dealing with orkz…
If your confused, stop what you're doing, walk into your bathroom, look in your mirror, and say “orkz” until you get it.
Edit; that ending… suddenly the Last of Us makes a lot more sense than ever before.
I will now forever refer to you as Mr. Pancakes No Work in my head now.
Sweet christ, i was not expecting you to look like me if I trimmed my beard.
"Nobody's told me they don't like the orcs". That's going in the book of grudges.
Conrad Curze's death always strikes me the same way as Goku getting hurt by a rock in DBZ 😂