@@MasterIceyy You are correct, (almost) Grimgor gave a headbutt that shattered the Eye of Sheerian resting upon his helmet, never a kick to the nuts(I have read both End Times and Storm of Chaos, in neither this happens) The Chaos Gods did not give archaon shit tho, he went on quests on his own to claim stuff
again, i'll dispell this myth what happened was that archaon WON A 2V1, and then as archaon was about to delete the reincarnation of sigmar, grimgor ran up to him, headbutted him, and fucking ran away before archaon could absolutely DUMPSTER him you have to keep in mind, grimgor was NECK AND NECK WITH CROM, crom the conqueror. the lieutenant of archaon. the herald. whom archaon beat WITHOUT DRAWING HIS SWORD. put some respect on the Everchosen.
@@brightestlight9462 thats just fuckin hilarious. The Everchosen on the cusp of victory just gets headbutted out of nowhere by the biggest greenskin, his helmets gets messed up, and then before he could retaliate said greenskin fucks off to slaughter whomever else. Didn't even bother to properly fight him just hits him and leaves. Its like Kaptin Bluddflagg in DoW2 mugging that inquisitor for her hate and pissing off immediately afterwards, leaving her alive and hatless.
Archaon: You cannot possibly defeat me, “God King” your armies have failed you! Sigmar: You may be right that *I* cannot slay you ever chosen! But he can! *Grimgor bursts out of a wall clad in full storm cast armor while cackling like a lunatic*
You know that was a deal betweeen Sigmar and GorkaMorka. "OI! Siggy! Wuz da Matta? Whyz ain't you'z foighten?" "That blasted Chaos champion is smashing through my stormcast! I'll fight to the last but know you were always my favorite fight." "...alroight ya git ima 'elp yu out, just dis once. Lemme use dat fanci rockk you make stormgits on, I'z got a plan."
I like to tell myself that they still are despite their differences, they just go somewhere and beat the hell out of each other and then go have a beer and continue on about their lives until they meet again. There's no lore that says this isn't the case therefore i refuse to believe otherwise
If it's not fighting or travelling to fight Grimgor is not interested, his fightiness would just explode if he had to hang around and drink He's a dedicated simple man who solely listens to his battle hungry instincts
Gotrick just sat on his ass somewhere in the warp weeping when he learns of Grimgor's death. Just sobbing "Why couldn't it have been me?" and a bunch of daemons all standing around watching and STILL too terrified to try and attack him.
The writers of the gotrek and felix books, had to keep Gotrek from reaching the siege of middenheim, like they weren't allowed to write him there. Because lorewise that would have been a problem for Archaons lore. His plot armour prevented Gotrek from reaching middenheim in time. To "save" Archaon Which got him very depressed, so he started drinking himself to a stupor in Marienburg, and were named "flaggon slayer". Because of all the flaggons of ale he "slayed". Which takes places in "elfslayer" And this true, I shit you not
@@Kartoffelmoses479they had to destroy the one and only highly advanced airship in the setting just to make sure he didn't get to Middenheim to fight Archaon. Given that he fought a chaos warlord in Prague and won very easily I wouldn't be surprised if he would give Archaon a very good fight, before getting majicked away since having the big bad die to a single dwarf wouldn't work.
How to fix the End Crimes: “Hey Grimgor!” “Wot?” “The Chaos Gods called your gods wimps! You should gather all the Greenskins and krump the Chaos Gods.”
Gotrek pipes up "Hey those Chaos Gods are my fight. Settra rolls up as well "Foolish mortals. You dare stand between Settra the Imperishable and his four newest slaves!" The Entire Order tide plus the Great Horned Rat: watching from a distance eating popcorn
@@Never_heartOH MY GOSH!!! Now I want a free for all fight between Settra, Gotrek, and Grimgor. Throw Mannfred in there too just so we can see the others briefly team up to beat the eternal crap out of him. That book would make a fortune. 😂😂😂
@joshuasepeda3289 Hey let's find out if Mannfred can survive 3 meetings with Gotrek... probably not because Gotrek might be slow but Settra is very fast you can't outrun him
@Never_heart Who said I wanted Mannfred to survive? Besides, Settra can just have one of his lich priests revive him, right? If that's the case, they can have all kinds of fun with the absolute failure that is Mannfred. 😁😁😁
I like to imagine the Chaos Dwarfs are the ones that named Grimgor, since in Khazalid “grim” means harsh or unyielding, while “gor” means wild beast. I can totally imagine a chorf overseer looking at this young black orc and dubbing him “Grimgor”.
"Greasus 'my BMI is registered on the richter scale' Goldtooth." I'm sick right now and that made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit and nearly died.
"Nurgle is the wors of the chaos gods, which you'd agree with if you ever had dysentery. For instance, I mean, not personal experience." - Markus Kruber.
The Slayers probably figured that if Karak Kadrin fell it would be yet another huge loss for the Dwarfs. Slayers are motivated to die in battle, but said death would be to protect the Karaz Ankor. It would also shame more Dwarfs into becoming Slayers, and Slayers don't like when that happens.
Yeah, ironically those guys have to show more logic and tact because they have a Slayer king and Slayer society to a greater degree. If they waste all their lives against something they can't defeat, that's not a worthy death. Or in other words, they classify fighting Grimgor as *choosing to die*
yup and before that even they labeled grimgor as stupid fighting him is stupid it's not heroic or cool seeking him out is a cheap death for losers now him finding you is something you shoulda made sure didn't happen
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. But ironically for slayers this means to sacrifice their deaths instead of their lives so that their order may survive
@@elegantoddity8609 Yep. As far as a Slayer is concerned, fighting Grimgor is choosing to unalive themselves, the most cowardly of deaths. In much the same way no Slayer would consider "attack a hurricane" to be a noble death. You charged a force of nature, there's no honor in that.
Grimgor is da best. Dude headbutted Archaon, who has a Chaos helmet on, without a helmet of his own, and he wasn't even phased by it. The roight and propa Orc to follow to Waagh!
You know, it makes one emotional realizing that Ordertide wasn't just the result of poorly planned mechanics in some videogame, but the actual result of Chaos trying to end the world if the fans had anything to say about it. The Endtimes are an atrocity.
The actual phrase used is "nutted," which is Bri'ish slang for "headbutt." In the States of course, "nuts" is slang for something else. Grimgor either headbutted someone and wasn't phased by the fact that his bare head collided with a helmet, or kicked someone in the nuts so hard that it dented armor. Either way, Grimdor is da best.
that is the most british thing possible. Drunk on voielence chav sees the biggest man in the room covered in screaming glyphs and blackened armor. And just head butts the fucker.@@samiamtheman7379
@@ChrisPrice12 Overall any horde-ish factions and beastmen tend to get the sword super easily because settlements don't matter when you raze and sack settlements as long as you aren't homeless or if being homeless doesn't matter.
If I want to Unite the Empire in order to hold back the vile forces of Darkness, I play Karl Franz. If I want to shove Zhatan's head into the toilet and maybe knock down the not-so-great Bastion of Cathay, I play Grimgor.
Grimgor becomes a summonable “saint” for orks in AoS. Spell name: Da bestes. Kicks Archeon in the goods. Leaves. Archeon bent double: “Hurgh. Every. Gods. Damned. Time!”
In Karak Kadrins defence, it is both a city aswell as the home of the Slayers. As seen in Gotrek and Felix, the slayers are willing to sacrifice a great death to save the hold. They fought tooth and nail to stop a Khornate hoard of all things from destroying the Hold, they would definitely do the same is Grimgor Fucking Ironhide showed up looking for a fight.
Lorewise I di think he's been there quite a few times. But never succeeded in taking the hold because of their defences and vicious slayers. Anyway that matters little to grimgor, as he doesn't care whether they win or lose, he just wants a fight
And besides saving a hold, there is one or two other occasions where a Slayer will sacrifice his pride and his own honor to save another's eternity. There's a specific story I'm thinking of, and it's entirely too heartbreaking...
I really do love characters who's entire narrative is being a force of nature rather than a character. If you can summarize their character development with the line "... and instead of killing him, it just pissed him off," I'm fucking sold.
Everything about Grimgor makes me appreciate Crom the Conqueror more. This guy fought Grimgor Ironhide to a standstill while Archaon got his shit kicked in. I hope we see him in total war one day.
@@averageeughenjoyer6429both are hilarious considering how he smashes armor the Gods gave Archaon, either wrecking his Helmet or destroying his Codpiece
That bit in end times reminds me of one funniest bits from Marvel's Ultimates. "Hey Hulk! That fleet of alien ships? They just called you a wimp." *boom*
How much lore is there on exodites? Enough for a video? A mini video? Yknow the elves you love so much? But actually cool? Like on dinosaurs? Exodite video?
Grimgor the real MVP because he was the last man standing in two different End Times... Also, in said latter End Times, he busted Archon's stupid helmet that was an artefact required to complete armageddon... which *technically* means Grimgor ended the entire endless cycle of the End Times and truly fucked the Chaos Gods
This dude really did an Add Read for The Oregon Trail as if we didn't all play it in Elementary School Computer Class? An "Oregon Trail remaster with DLC" was not on my 2024 Bingo Card...but I shouldn't be surprised.
*Grimgor’s iron boot struck the Everchosen’s groin with a resounding ‘clang’.* *To their ends, those who bore witness swore that Archaon was lifted two, maybe three inches off the ground by the impact, and above him the clouds themselves parted as the force traveled through his corrupted body.* *Archaon stood there for a moment, frozen, as Grimgor Ironhide bellowed his triumph, waving his brutal axe above his head. Frozen in shocked disbelief, surely, or sheer rage perhaps. The assembled Chaos horde roared threats, boasts of their fell master’s skills, or simply brayed with laughter as they waited for Archaon to raise the Slayer of Kings and pay this insult back.* *Archaon heard none of it, for he had fainted dead away.* *When the Everchosen fell, it was as a tree: there was no buckling of his knees, no desperate attempt to keep himself upright on his sword planted in the ground. He simply flopped forward into the mud: vertical to horizontal in a single movement.*
I imagine this conversation between 2 Dwarfs: -Any news on that Black Ork project? -Well, I have 2 news, one good and one bad. -OK, tell me the good one. -It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks. -That's great, how about the bad one? *muffled sounds of Orks on Chaos Dwarfs violence in the distance* -It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks.
That fact that grimgor has made dwarves fear him, was the first one to successfully breach into a skaven under-empire and kill the entire skaven forces including their monsters, literally kicked archaon in the groin (he was armored and still felt it), and even gave archaon's third eye a black eye just goes to show how grimgor is indeed *DA BESTEST!!!*
You know who else pointed an Ork at a different threat? Ciaphas Cain He had one big green boy and a bunch of cultists and he says "Kill them first, then each other" before handing him a gun.
Yeah if an Ork Warboss, known for being particularly unsubtle and anathema to anything stealthy, wearing ill fitting armor, manages to sneak up on you. Whatever happens next you have earned.
Grimgor is just big green Sukuna when you think about it. Really really think about it. - he only lives to fight - he eats his victims - he’s undefeated - he’s always bored when he’s not fighting.
Grimgor is the reason why i like the orks in warhammer, all he wants is to fight and that is something i have respect, the fact he left due to just going bored is awesome
I just recently got into Warhammer from your channel and especially I’ve just gotten into playing Total Warhammer 1. Just beat my first campaign as the Empire and began my 2nd playthrough yesterday as the Orks as Ironside, so I was ecstatic seeing this in my feed, cheers Pancreas out here doing Gork and Mork’s work
_As da strongest boy, Grimgor, fought da git, da Evahchosen, he krumpt 'im roight in da ballz. Archaon shrunk back in pain, then Grimgor said:_ *_"Stand proud, Archaon. You'z roight proppa."_*
I remember playing the Greenskin campaign back in the first TW: Warhammer game. Was assaultign a Dwarf city and due to a .....slight miscalculation....my entire army ended up dying or routing. Except Grimgor who krumped all the remaining stunties all by himself.
I'd assume the reason Teckless couldn't just teleport Archaon's army into an active volcano is the cumulative protective effects of chaos blessings. Mind you, Grimgor being the chosen of one of 2 Ork gods should also convey a substantial level of protection from meddling. While using all that energy expenditure to just fire off a magical nuke would logically be more efficient, if you can't teleport Archaon's army into a volcano, maybe you can teleport the currently erupting volcano's contents above Archaon's army. Upside down to hit faster. Followed by Portaling in a Kislev blizzard or 3 to keep the fumes on the chaos horde and cool the lava to trap those who withstood it.
I'm just here trying to gauge how to write a lore-accurate Grimgor Ironhide for my UEBS2 campaigns. So far what I've taken away is that his base stats have him woefully, uncanonically underpowered.
The cheesiest strategy for Grimgor in Total war Warhammer is to use the Inmortalz Banner which stops your Black Orks from dying if their leadership is over half, then add 18 hero’s that boost leadership and watch them kill everything without dying. Even if the Immortalz has zero health or the models have been decapitated they will never stop fighting.
10:43 Oh that's not even all of it, the details are even better. Archaon made his lil speech to which Grimgor grabbed him, spun him around, called him a lil bitch and THEN kicked him in the balls. While writhing from shock and pain that both Archaon and Slaanesh was reeling from, Grimgor proceeded to then HEADBUTT Archaon into submission. After turning him into the Neverchosen, Grimgor proclaimed that he was the best and then left. If you can win a headbutting competition against a man in a helmet, that was made by the Chaos Gods, yeah you are probably the best. And that's why I love Grimgor, I even have the original tin model laying around somewhere.
Most Orks believe they can earn reincarnation if they have an interesting story to tell their gods when they die. If Orcs believe the same thing than theirs a decent chance That Gordrakk is just Grimgor in a new skin suit.
I'll never forget grimgor for he's the one who finally got me into TW Warhammer. I tried time and time again playing characters like ikit claw, sisters of twilight, and other fun Lords but it was always too complicated. Decided one day that grimgor seems brain dead enough to at least have fun just killing things and that it was and more. Now I play all the time and actually understand the game and it's all cause of that git being a mix of simple but also fun.
Playing as Grimgor in total war is so much fucking fun, it’s like being a total non stop wagghhh psychopath who can take half the old world by turn 100 if you know what your doing
About that part of Malekith and Grimgor - Ciaphas Cain did something similiar in some little sidestory where he pointed an ork towards some genestealers and told him to kill those guys first and afterwards they could kill each other.
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind your idea to have Grimgor show up in AoS just to kick Archaon in the daddy bits, call him a git, and then ascend back to orc heaven. I LOVE Archaon mind, but there's just something to the idea of him and Grimgor having a rivalry like Bugs Bunny and that Turtle that I'd kinda like to see.
Personally, I don't think the Black Orcs were an attempt to make better workers. I think the Chaos Dwarves were developing the magical equivalent of a super soldier program and used the Orcs as guinea pigs.
I could see a Warhammer version of Hellsing's Major excitedly chasing after Grimgore for his autograph... I, also, know that those two being in the same place would end in an apocalypse
Download The Oregon Trail here! gmlft.co/tot-pancreasnowork
people keep telling me you smell like cream corn, please explain
You meant went West, right? Hehe.
Came to say the same @@camarofan2008
What if they were called Gyattrek and Freaklix and they ate ass and sucked toes
I've waited many a year for a good remake of the Oregon trail. Peak content.
PancreasNoWork the kinda guy to walk down the stairs in slippers and a nightgown holding a candle to investigate a mysterious noise from downstairs
considering his love of fantasy this is likely accurate
Born to "honk-shoo honk-shoo", forced to "who goes there?"
Does he also have one of those hats?
I bet he also starts to float to follow the scents originating from a freshly baked pastry or perhaps pie
It’s true I watched him do this and it’s precious:)
Kicked Archaon right in the family jewels and told him, as he was writhing on the ground in agony, that the Dark Gods were gits.
Doesn't he also headbutt Archaon and shatters the 3 eyed helmet thing that the Chaos Gods made and gave to Archaon
@@MasterIceyy You are correct, (almost) Grimgor gave a headbutt that shattered the Eye of Sheerian resting upon his helmet, never a kick to the nuts(I have read both End Times and Storm of Chaos, in neither this happens)
The Chaos Gods did not give archaon shit tho, he went on quests on his own to claim stuff
Ahhh, language, where nutted means different things across the Atlantic
again, i'll dispell this myth
what happened was that archaon WON A 2V1, and then as archaon was about to delete the reincarnation of sigmar, grimgor ran up to him, headbutted him, and fucking ran away before archaon could absolutely DUMPSTER him
you have to keep in mind, grimgor was NECK AND NECK WITH CROM, crom the conqueror. the lieutenant of archaon. the herald. whom archaon beat WITHOUT DRAWING HIS SWORD.
put some respect on the Everchosen.
@@brightestlight9462 thats just fuckin hilarious. The Everchosen on the cusp of victory just gets headbutted out of nowhere by the biggest greenskin, his helmets gets messed up, and then before he could retaliate said greenskin fucks off to slaughter whomever else. Didn't even bother to properly fight him just hits him and leaves.
Its like Kaptin Bluddflagg in DoW2 mugging that inquisitor for her hate and pissing off immediately afterwards, leaving her alive and hatless.
Archaon: You cannot possibly defeat me, “God King” your armies have failed you!
Sigmar: You may be right that *I* cannot slay you ever chosen! But he can!
*Grimgor bursts out of a wall clad in full storm cast armor while cackling like a lunatic*
Now THAT would be awesome
I can see that
Archaon: huh really that the best you can send me sigmar a filthy or-
*Grimgor beat the living hell out of him*
You know that was a deal betweeen Sigmar and GorkaMorka.
"OI! Siggy! Wuz da Matta? Whyz ain't you'z foighten?"
"That blasted Chaos champion is smashing through my stormcast! I'll fight to the last but know you were always my favorite fight."
"...alroight ya git ima 'elp yu out, just dis once. Lemme use dat fanci rockk you make stormgits on, I'z got a plan."
"Oh fuck NOT AGAIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER"
OH YA!
If Grimgor wasn't an Orc I bet he and Gotrek would be damn good drinking buddies
Ork the k is for killaz
I like to tell myself that they still are despite their differences, they just go somewhere and beat the hell out of each other and then go have a beer and continue on about their lives until they meet again. There's no lore that says this isn't the case therefore i refuse to believe otherwise
@@snoox27fantasy uses orc 40k is ork
@@sventhestout3067 k I'd say best
If it's not fighting or travelling to fight Grimgor is not interested, his fightiness would just explode if he had to hang around and drink
He's a dedicated simple man who solely listens to his battle hungry instincts
"SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME!"
Grimgor, most likely
"DADDY !"
And that was the last we heard from the Goblin Dumdum.
grimgor: you focken wok magate?!@@Foffer1337
that line is literally being screamed during battle... and it is epic
"Grimgor Ironhide"
"Youz is Gorkinmorkin roight ya git:
Characteris, characterings, charakten... fings dem gits who lose ave
Grimgor, probbably
Gotrick just sat on his ass somewhere in the warp weeping when he learns of Grimgor's death. Just sobbing "Why couldn't it have been me?" and a bunch of daemons all standing around watching and STILL too terrified to try and attack him.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
Gotrick and Forty
The writers of the gotrek and felix books, had to keep Gotrek from reaching the siege of middenheim, like they weren't allowed to write him there. Because lorewise that would have been a problem for Archaons lore. His plot armour prevented Gotrek from reaching middenheim in time. To "save" Archaon
Which got him very depressed, so he started drinking himself to a stupor in Marienburg, and were named "flaggon slayer". Because of all the flaggons of ale he "slayed". Which takes places in "elfslayer"
And this true, I shit you not
@@Kartoffelmoses479they had to destroy the one and only highly advanced airship in the setting just to make sure he didn't get to Middenheim to fight Archaon. Given that he fought a chaos warlord in Prague and won very easily I wouldn't be surprised if he would give Archaon a very good fight, before getting majicked away since having the big bad die to a single dwarf wouldn't work.
@@veritusahriman9720 "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"
Meanwhile Grimnir is just awkwardly deciding wether it's safe to pat him on the back.
How to fix the End Crimes:
“Hey Grimgor!”
“Wot?”
“The Chaos Gods called your gods wimps! You should gather all the Greenskins and krump the Chaos Gods.”
"and whi should I Care abo-"
"He also call you a po-po head"
"HE IS GOING TO GET KRUMPED, HARD"
Gotrek pipes up "Hey those Chaos Gods are my fight.
Settra rolls up as well "Foolish mortals. You dare stand between Settra the Imperishable and his four newest slaves!"
The Entire Order tide plus the Great Horned Rat: watching from a distance eating popcorn
@@Never_heartOH MY GOSH!!! Now I want a free for all fight between Settra, Gotrek, and Grimgor. Throw Mannfred in there too just so we can see the others briefly team up to beat the eternal crap out of him. That book would make a fortune. 😂😂😂
@joshuasepeda3289 Hey let's find out if Mannfred can survive 3 meetings with Gotrek... probably not because Gotrek might be slow but Settra is very fast you can't outrun him
@Never_heart Who said I wanted Mannfred to survive? Besides, Settra can just have one of his lich priests revive him, right? If that's the case, they can have all kinds of fun with the absolute failure that is Mannfred. 😁😁😁
"Nippon's lore starts and ends with 'They trained Clan Eshin' " lmao that was brutal
Grimgor is the closest an orc’s ever been to depression. He weeps, for there are no more gits worth krumpin’
E: we must imagine Grimgor happy
A camus reference in my warhammer lore video comments? More likely than you think!
" and so grimgor wept for there was no more propa fites to have or gits to krump"
He would be the happiest Ork in 40k
I like to imagine the Chaos Dwarfs are the ones that named Grimgor, since in Khazalid “grim” means harsh or unyielding, while “gor” means wild beast. I can totally imagine a chorf overseer looking at this young black orc and dubbing him “Grimgor”.
Honestly, "Unyielding wild beast" is a pretty good description of him
"Greasus 'my BMI is registered on the richter scale' Goldtooth."
I'm sick right now and that made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit and nearly died.
I'm gonna refute Grimgore being a "pioneer" due to the fact he hasn't "died of dysentery." 😏
From now on I'm gonna believe that "Dysentery" is the orkish word for what happens when Grimgor gets bored.
"Nurgle is the wors of the chaos gods, which you'd agree with if you ever had dysentery. For instance, I mean, not personal experience." - Markus Kruber.
The Slayers probably figured that if Karak Kadrin fell it would be yet another huge loss for the Dwarfs. Slayers are motivated to die in battle, but said death would be to protect the Karaz Ankor. It would also shame more Dwarfs into becoming Slayers, and Slayers don't like when that happens.
Yeah, ironically those guys have to show more logic and tact because they have a Slayer king and Slayer society to a greater degree. If they waste all their lives against something they can't defeat, that's not a worthy death. Or in other words, they classify fighting Grimgor as *choosing to die*
yup and before that even they labeled grimgor as stupid fighting him is stupid it's not heroic or cool seeking him out is a cheap death for losers now him finding you is something you shoulda made sure didn't happen
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. But ironically for slayers this means to sacrifice their deaths instead of their lives so that their order may survive
@@elegantoddity8609 Yep. As far as a Slayer is concerned, fighting Grimgor is choosing to unalive themselves, the most cowardly of deaths. In much the same way no Slayer would consider "attack a hurricane" to be a noble death. You charged a force of nature, there's no honor in that.
Grimgor is da best. Dude headbutted Archaon, who has a Chaos helmet on, without a helmet of his own, and he wasn't even phased by it. The roight and propa Orc to follow to Waagh!
You know, it makes one emotional realizing that Ordertide wasn't just the result of poorly planned mechanics in some videogame, but the actual result of Chaos trying to end the world if the fans had anything to say about it.
The Endtimes are an atrocity.
This implies that Grimgor's kick managed to dent the Armor of Morkar in order to harm Archaon's balls.
The actual phrase used is "nutted," which is Bri'ish slang for "headbutt." In the States of course, "nuts" is slang for something else. Grimgor either headbutted someone and wasn't phased by the fact that his bare head collided with a helmet, or kicked someone in the nuts so hard that it dented armor.
Either way, Grimdor is da best.
@@samiamtheman7379 so what you're telling me is Grimgor gave the Eye of Sheerian a black eye?
@@alanolex3962 Yes.
that is the most british thing possible. Drunk on voielence chav sees the biggest man in the room covered in screaming glyphs and blackened armor. And just head butts the fucker.@@samiamtheman7379
Yes
Grimgor with the Sword of Khaine has happened more times than I'd like. Mostly at my expense.
You poor thing. I'd pray but grimgor already headbutted God.
@The-Great-Penguin Blame a friend of mine who loves Grimgor. Somehow he manages to get to the High Elves just in time to murder whoever has the sword.
@@ChrisPrice12 Overall any horde-ish factions and beastmen tend to get the sword super easily because settlements don't matter when you raze and sack settlements as long as you aren't homeless or if being homeless doesn't matter.
If I want to Unite the Empire in order to hold back the vile forces of Darkness, I play Karl Franz. If I want to shove Zhatan's head into the toilet and maybe knock down the not-so-great Bastion of Cathay, I play Grimgor.
I like the ogres because they're fat
@@twinzzlersI like the ogres because i can relate to them (I’m fat)
@JohnJohn-r4l Same
Grimgor becomes a summonable “saint” for orks in AoS. Spell name: Da bestes. Kicks Archeon in the goods. Leaves. Archeon bent double: “Hurgh. Every. Gods. Damned. Time!”
"He keeps kickin' me in the dick! WHY!? Why does he keep kickin' me in the dick!?"
I’d love it if Grimgor showed up in AoS as a ghostly floating head that’s just livid about not being able to hit things.
In Karak Kadrins defence, it is both a city aswell as the home of the Slayers. As seen in Gotrek and Felix, the slayers are willing to sacrifice a great death to save the hold. They fought tooth and nail to stop a Khornate hoard of all things from destroying the Hold, they would definitely do the same is Grimgor Fucking Ironhide showed up looking for a fight.
There's also a rule to the effect of " die aiding the Karaz Ankor."
Your only allowed to run into an army to commit die if you can't live to help out the hold
Lorewise I di think he's been there quite a few times. But never succeeded in taking the hold because of their defences and vicious slayers.
Anyway that matters little to grimgor, as he doesn't care whether they win or lose, he just wants a fight
And besides saving a hold, there is one or two other occasions where a Slayer will sacrifice his pride and his own honor to save another's eternity. There's a specific story I'm thinking of, and it's entirely too heartbreaking...
Malekith's interaction with Grimgor during the end times gives me severe Ork DBZA Vegeta vibes. "I know you're playing me, but you're right".
I really do love characters who's entire narrative is being a force of nature rather than a character.
If you can summarize their character development with the line "... and instead of killing him, it just pissed him off," I'm fucking sold.
you say that
kaldor draigo
@@thejuiceking2219 counterpoint:
TTS Kaldor draigo
Me: " Eh, i have seen better"
Pancreas: " He kicked the chaos champion in the balls"
Me: "Grimgor is an absolute Gigachad."
I like to imagine the black orks are just fun-sized Krorks.
Like the Chaos Dwarves somehow found and reverse-engineered one and made the Black Orks.
* orcs, with "c", not orks, with "k".
@@cristhianmlr Not in this setting
@@christophersmith8848Actually he’s right, they’re only Orks in 40k.
@@christophersmith8848 yes in this setting. Orks are 40K, otherwise they are still orcs.
W-
what fhucking point were you even trying to make
"The living brick that was Grimgore"
God i love that description
And boy would i pay to see Grimgore vs Ghazgul/meeting each other
The GrimLore caption gets a chuckle out of me, well played
The video for Thorgrim Grudgebearer had a similar scheme with the captions.
Everything about Grimgor makes me appreciate Crom the Conqueror more. This guy fought Grimgor Ironhide to a standstill while Archaon got his shit kicked in. I hope we see him in total war one day.
Now I need to see Ghazghkull go out kicking Abbadon in the junk so hard that he shatters his armor and undoes his evil topknot.
Make it angron! Justice for old Bale eye!
@@twforster15 why not both?
blast angron in his angballs and dunk on abbadon by shoving him into a metaphorical and possibly literal toilet
Grimgor, the Robb Stark of Warhammer. He never lost a battle, but lost the war.
Grimgor is da best
"Kicks Archeon in the balls"
It’s slang for headbutting in British
@@averageeughenjoyer6429both are hilarious considering how he smashes armor the Gods gave Archaon, either wrecking his Helmet or destroying his Codpiece
That bit in end times reminds me of one funniest bits from Marvel's Ultimates. "Hey Hulk! That fleet of alien ships? They just called you a wimp."
*boom*
Ah, yes, Grimgore and his Orkhestra.
How much lore is there on exodites? Enough for a video? A mini video? Yknow the elves you love so much? But actually cool? Like on dinosaurs? Exodite video?
A surprising amount.
@@Tortle-Man But how much of that amount is, “and then they all died.”
🎉you wish is granted
@@SpliffingBrit was good vid
Grimgor has that “I’m him, I’ve been him, I will continue to be him” type energy
Grimgor the real MVP because he was the last man standing in two different End Times...
Also, in said latter End Times, he busted Archon's stupid helmet that was an artefact required to complete armageddon... which *technically* means Grimgor ended the entire endless cycle of the End Times and truly fucked the Chaos Gods
Yet it still happened anyway. Thanks Mannfred
This dude really did an Add Read for The Oregon Trail as if we didn't all play it in Elementary School Computer Class? An "Oregon Trail remaster with DLC" was not on my 2024 Bingo Card...but I shouldn't be surprised.
*Grimgor’s iron boot struck the Everchosen’s groin with a resounding ‘clang’.*
*To their ends, those who bore witness swore that Archaon was lifted two, maybe three inches off the ground by the impact, and above him the clouds themselves parted as the force traveled through his corrupted body.*
*Archaon stood there for a moment, frozen, as Grimgor Ironhide bellowed his triumph, waving his brutal axe above his head. Frozen in shocked disbelief, surely, or sheer rage perhaps. The assembled Chaos horde roared threats, boasts of their fell master’s skills, or simply brayed with laughter as they waited for Archaon to raise the Slayer of Kings and pay this insult back.*
*Archaon heard none of it, for he had fainted dead away.*
*When the Everchosen fell, it was as a tree: there was no buckling of his knees, no desperate attempt to keep himself upright on his sword planted in the ground. He simply flopped forward into the mud: vertical to horizontal in a single movement.*
I think Comissar Cain pulled the "kill them first" gag with an ork one time too
I’m in the middle of a ogre civil war as Greasus on my campaign and grim for is rearing his ugly head and coming for my mountains
I imagine this conversation between 2 Dwarfs:
-Any news on that Black Ork project?
-Well, I have 2 news, one good and one bad.
-OK, tell me the good one.
-It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks.
-That's great, how about the bad one?
*muffled sounds of Orks on Chaos Dwarfs violence in the distance*
-It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks.
That fact that grimgor has made dwarves fear him, was the first one to successfully breach into a skaven under-empire and kill the entire skaven forces including their monsters, literally kicked archaon in the groin (he was armored and still felt it), and even gave archaon's third eye a black eye just goes to show how grimgor is indeed *DA BESTEST!!!*
You know who else pointed an Ork at a different threat?
Ciaphas Cain
He had one big green boy and a bunch of cultists and he says "Kill them first, then each other" before handing him a gun.
Teclis: power word “ork”
Archaon: power word what???
Proceeds to get kicked in the nuts by grimgor and his entire army
Ah yes, the line of Greenskins waiting for their turn to apply their feet to Archaon's nuts
Orks live life like how I play video games. Hideously bored when there isn’t shit to brutally eviscerate and having a great time when there is.
You mean there is any other way?
@@SamueL-td7fb there is, shockingly enough. Did you know some people play games for stories? It’s absurd to me but it’s true.
*The Old Ones* '' Best not make these Ork chaps to clever ''
*The Dawi Zarr* '' Yeah, about that...''
“Let me tell you his story, in all its violent glory.”
Brilliant, Blunt but beautiful.
Yeah if an Ork Warboss, known for being particularly unsubtle and anathema to anything stealthy, wearing ill fitting armor, manages to sneak up on you. Whatever happens next you have earned.
1:49 when all those brave American pioneers walked into the ocean
Real historians know that the best way to Oregon is by going East across the ocean, through Europe, Asia, and another ocean.
Man speaks truth
My TW journey started in Warhammer 2 as the dwarfs. Grimgor will forever be the Bane of my existence
If you want a themed grimgor army just give him da crimson killerz and 18 heroes with leadership buffs.
Grimgor is just big green Sukuna when you think about it. Really really think about it.
- he only lives to fight
- he eats his victims
- he’s undefeated
- he’s always bored when he’s not fighting.
Sukuna? What is that?
@@burningbronze7555main villain of jujutsu Kaisen
Grimgor is the reason why i like the orks in warhammer, all he wants is to fight and that is something i have respect, the fact he left due to just going bored is awesome
🎵You're simply da best!
🎵Bett'a den all da gits!
🎵Bett'a den anywun!
🎵Mor' orky dan anyune I evuh met!
I just recently got into Warhammer from your channel and especially I’ve just gotten into playing Total Warhammer 1. Just beat my first campaign as the Empire and began my 2nd playthrough yesterday as the Orks as Ironside, so I was ecstatic seeing this in my feed, cheers Pancreas out here doing Gork and Mork’s work
* Orcs with "c", not orks with "k".
The only people you hear laugh in either Warhammer series 40k/ Old World are the Orks.
Seeing an advert for Oregon Trail of all games like it's new is trippy
I've been binge watching a bunch of lorecrimes videos. They're so fun to listen while do task. I hope you guys have more videos in the making.
Maliketh talking like an ork is the funniest image to me
I can recognize that Kenshi Artwork anywheres!
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18:10
He's named 'Doomslayer' & willing sealed himself in Hell so he could fight strong foes forever, of course he's an Ork.
It's crazy I can actually remember playing the OG Oregon Trail on the PC's in school, WOW the memories and my age!
I know it’s not lore accurate but I love grimgor so much that I made him into my army on the table top game
“Wondering the lands killing things.” With Kenshi art made me giggle thank you Pancreas
Bro said 1:44 "US citizens went east." You spend that whole game going left homie...
LOL You spent more effort into explaining Skarsnik role in End Times than the GW writers did.
_As da strongest boy, Grimgor, fought da git, da Evahchosen, he krumpt 'im roight in da ballz. Archaon shrunk back in pain, then Grimgor said:_
*_"Stand proud, Archaon. You'z roight proppa."_*
Age of Mythology music, I'll never forget that game
I remember playing the Greenskin campaign back in the first TW: Warhammer game. Was assaultign a Dwarf city and due to a .....slight miscalculation....my entire army ended up dying or routing.
Except Grimgor who krumped all the remaining stunties all by himself.
Coolest thing ive ever heard said about The End Times or Warhammer Fantasy in general was the question "What kind of an Orc dies a Hero?"
Rip scarsnick my favourite gobo and completely forgotten
dont forget best girl gobla, grimgor may have been the great green git, but gobla was a close second
I'd assume the reason Teckless couldn't just teleport Archaon's army into an active volcano is the cumulative protective effects of chaos blessings. Mind you, Grimgor being the chosen of one of 2 Ork gods should also convey a substantial level of protection from meddling.
While using all that energy expenditure to just fire off a magical nuke would logically be more efficient, if you can't teleport Archaon's army into a volcano, maybe you can teleport the currently erupting volcano's contents above Archaon's army. Upside down to hit faster. Followed by Portaling in a Kislev blizzard or 3 to keep the fumes on the chaos horde and cool the lava to trap those who withstood it.
Not going to lie, I clicking on this expecting to hear a version of Simply the Best sung by a deep voice orc impersonator.
Fantasy or 40k; Orcs when you just want to have fun or something dead. Teleport by Teclis or thrown them at Tyranids in Octarius.
I'm just here trying to gauge how to write a lore-accurate Grimgor Ironhide for my UEBS2 campaigns.
So far what I've taken away is that his base stats have him woefully, uncanonically underpowered.
As a chaos fan. There is nothing that brings me more joy then seeing grimgor kicking chaos ass.
grimgor -- the grimskull of total war hammer
Statwise he's practically a melee-equipped chaoslord in the TT. Would die to dwarven/imperial arty, elven/slann magic, staff of Nurgle...
The cheesiest strategy for Grimgor in Total war Warhammer is to use the Inmortalz Banner which stops your Black Orks from dying if their leadership is over half, then add 18 hero’s that boost leadership and watch them kill everything without dying. Even if the Immortalz has zero health or the models have been decapitated they will never stop fighting.
10:43 Oh that's not even all of it, the details are even better.
Archaon made his lil speech to which Grimgor grabbed him, spun him around, called him a lil bitch and THEN kicked him in the balls.
While writhing from shock and pain that both Archaon and Slaanesh was reeling from, Grimgor proceeded to then HEADBUTT Archaon into submission. After turning him into the Neverchosen, Grimgor proclaimed that he was the best and then left.
If you can win a headbutting competition against a man in a helmet, that was made by the Chaos Gods, yeah you are probably the best.
And that's why I love Grimgor, I even have the original tin model laying around somewhere.
im just imagining karl franz seeing grimgor t-posing on archaeons corpse and thinking, how the name of sigmar did he do that
kinda wish there is a black ork equivalent in 40k. That would add more lore to the boys and give them a threatening unit in their roster.
Most Orks believe they can earn reincarnation if they have an interesting story to tell their gods when they die.
If Orcs believe the same thing than theirs a decent chance That Gordrakk is just Grimgor in a new skin suit.
Fun fact (I forget where I read this), but Gordrakk MIGHT be Grimgor’s reincarnation in the Mortal Realms.
Throwing in kenshi art right while im watching a vid on one of my favorite characters in fantasy. love it!
I still remember fondly killing grimgor as helman ghorst, it took 4k zombies to kill him and about 20mins with 2x speed
Competitive multiplayers: “GrImGoRe IsNt ThAt GoOd”
Campaign players: LADZ LADZ LADZ LADZ LADZ LADZ
Love your Wh fantasy videos, startet playin Grimgor in my last wh3 campagne and found him awesome so, thanks for the video, keep em comin
I'll never forget grimgor for he's the one who finally got me into TW Warhammer. I tried time and time again playing characters like ikit claw, sisters of twilight, and other fun Lords but it was always too complicated. Decided one day that grimgor seems brain dead enough to at least have fun just killing things and that it was and more. Now I play all the time and actually understand the game and it's all cause of that git being a mix of simple but also fun.
Playing as Grimgor in total war is so much fucking fun, it’s like being a total non stop wagghhh psychopath who can take half the old world by turn 100 if you know what your doing
Now that end bit would be awesome, but I can name something just as fun: Settra curbstomping Nagash and permanently killing him WITH STYLE!
About that part of Malekith and Grimgor - Ciaphas Cain did something similiar in some little sidestory where he pointed an ork towards some genestealers and told him to kill those guys first and afterwards they could kill each other.
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind your idea to have Grimgor show up in AoS just to kick Archaon in the daddy bits, call him a git, and then ascend back to orc heaven.
I LOVE Archaon mind, but there's just something to the idea of him and Grimgor having a rivalry like Bugs Bunny and that Turtle that I'd kinda like to see.
I absolutely love the title dude, great work ❤❤❤
Been looking forward to this!
Personally, I don't think the Black Orcs were an attempt to make better workers. I think the Chaos Dwarves were developing the magical equivalent of a super soldier program and used the Orcs as guinea pigs.
I could see a Warhammer version of Hellsing's Major excitedly chasing after Grimgore for his autograph...
I, also, know that those two being in the same place would end in an apocalypse
0:14 "charcater"