I Became A Country Boy

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  • Опубліковано 5 тра 2024
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    I've been goofin' on country boys for years now, and I think it's time to put my money where my mouth is, and see if I have what it takes to become a true country boy...enjoy!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 20 тис.

  • @dlmoore8
    @dlmoore8 3 роки тому +7183

    When he said “how will we start a family if we’re not family” :,(

  • @Marta-ml9lp
    @Marta-ml9lp 3 роки тому +6516

    "Dude, I like, look racist"
    -Kurtis Conner 2020

    • @febriani0739
      @febriani0739 3 роки тому +139

      Literally howling at that part 😭

    • @eliceosei6443
      @eliceosei6443 3 роки тому +6

      @@febriani0739 same hahaaaaa

    • @4evrmind
      @4evrmind 3 роки тому +35

      i laughed so hard at that

    • @ErinLastNameRedacted
      @ErinLastNameRedacted 3 роки тому +4

      @Sekai Wrld Yeah. That Donald Trump sure is racist. Joe Biden is SOOOO much better. I’m just gonna leave this here: ua-cam.com/video/DZfzJATDmXs/v-deo.html

    • @publicunknown
      @publicunknown 3 роки тому +116

      @@ErinLastNameRedacted both of them suck but biden is a better candidate cause people have their literal rights in trouble rn

  • @rohanmorningstar7795
    @rohanmorningstar7795 Рік тому +9013

    Kurtis, you're not sticking out by being a city boy, you're sticking out because you're the only person in Bass Pro Shops wearing a face mask

    • @DavidTheBugGuy
      @DavidTheBugGuy Рік тому +264

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @WankiTank
      @WankiTank Рік тому +46

      hahaha truuuue

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +50

      LMFAOOOOOOO

    • @adielrosenpersonal
      @adielrosenpersonal 10 місяців тому +144

      its so sad that I didnt even notice he was wearing one 😭my brain just put his face back to normal because masks are so normal now

    • @Idk-vz1ci
      @Idk-vz1ci 10 місяців тому +5

      A

  • @jessicajones1949
    @jessicajones1949 Рік тому +1713

    “how are we supposed to start a family…. if we ain’t family?! 😡😡” is still the FUNNIEST

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Рік тому

      and the lips saying "FUCK YOU" 💀💀

  • @spaceyboi5064
    @spaceyboi5064 3 роки тому +6388

    I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

    • @portxr
      @portxr 3 роки тому +253

      if only tiger king were here to hear it

    • @forevermaggie
      @forevermaggie 3 роки тому +161

      YES LITERALLY A BI ANTHEM

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 3 роки тому +93

      Poly bi amthem!!!

    • @alexrose1279
      @alexrose1279 3 роки тому +20

      YES my life is complete

    • @_bee7627
      @_bee7627 3 роки тому +11

      yESSS

  • @annevee2135
    @annevee2135 3 роки тому +4290

    “just smoke cigarettes” -Kurtis Conner, 2020

  • @matyldakrupa3775
    @matyldakrupa3775 Рік тому +2459

    NO FUCKING WAYYYYY 26:33 i listened to that a year ago, because my friend send it to me on Spotify. I was CONVINCED that was a true country music. I’m from Poland so I had no idea what country music is, so that’s all I knew

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Рік тому +186

      I love that SO MUCH

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 11 місяців тому +164

      To be fair it’s not that far off of real country music

    • @ChizuMcCheems
      @ChizuMcCheems 8 місяців тому +77

      Yeah this is basically what country music is. This is as deep as it gets.

    • @nicocardelli5466
      @nicocardelli5466 7 місяців тому +32

      that is honestly iconic and you’re not far off from actual country music 😂😂😂

    • @marsmurderer9868
      @marsmurderer9868 4 місяці тому +30

      Country music used to be amazing. Johnny Cash, Gordon Lightfoot, and Willie Nelson are all amazing songwriters. Unfortunately this is pretty much what country music is today, except more racist

  • @rainey-lemon
    @rainey-lemon Рік тому +1338

    blood related is unironically a certified bop🤠

    • @rhonafenwick5643
      @rhonafenwick5643 Рік тому +25

      I know it's a parody, but it legit slaps :D honestly, I find myself wondering if Kurtis should straight-up go into a secondary career as the next Weird Al Yankovic

    • @queenro42
      @queenro42 Рік тому +2

      I thought that said "bloody related" 💀💀💀

  • @danielveizaga6675
    @danielveizaga6675 3 роки тому +4149

    “How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

    • @olivedraws9594
      @olivedraws9594 3 роки тому +44

      best line I've ever heard

    • @mcoupe69
      @mcoupe69 3 роки тому +4

      @@olivedraws9594 other than the grammar

    • @LadyBlueAzure
      @LadyBlueAzure 3 роки тому +7

      I am SHOOK 😭

    • @sifandeze531
      @sifandeze531 3 роки тому +13

      Okay but can he put the song on Spotify 😭

    • @digital_angst1433
      @digital_angst1433 2 роки тому +4

      @@sifandeze531 it’s on there now 😭

  • @roxy8761
    @roxy8761 3 роки тому +3937

    ah yes, the three genders, country girl, country boy, and country memes

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 роки тому +163

      My enby farm friend is indeed a verified living country meme

    • @foxfangs4236
      @foxfangs4236 3 роки тому +40

      @@adrienneczerni6516 I stan

    • @l-3832
      @l-3832 3 роки тому +19

      @@adrienneczerni6516 we stan.

    • @Pinkchococherub
      @Pinkchococherub 3 роки тому +2

      Im not liking because 666 likes

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 3 роки тому +24

      yes i identify as a country meme

  • @NerdWhoSometimesReads
    @NerdWhoSometimesReads Рік тому +708

    Fun fact: I’m from Europe and was on a trip around the United States and our guide INSISTED we had to go to the Bass Bro Shop, so thanks to her that store was one of my first introductions to America

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 Рік тому +48

      To be fair it makes a pretty good summary of what the average “country” person is like

    • @Mmm_Kay
      @Mmm_Kay Рік тому +15

      Yeah...that tracks lmao

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +13

      As a Brit I'm horrified

    • @amateurdechats
      @amateurdechats 8 місяців тому +12

      @@Random-sk6hmas an american im also horrified

    • @IronWangCreates
      @IronWangCreates 3 місяці тому +6

      I’m from Europe, my ex lived in Texas. I remember him taking me to a Cabella’s and me almost having a panic attack at the overstimulation of taxidermy mountain, wall of guns including desk mounted Gatling gun and clothes mannequins around the store wielding axes and sledge hammers as weapons

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda Рік тому +594

    Country people are so interesting to me. I'm Filipino-Chinese and would go back and forth between the Philippines and China growing up. Our version of "country" people are basically just people who live outside urbanized cities. They live in [rural] provinces, grow up in farms, embrace a simpler way of living, are more traditional, and yes of course many of them marry their cousins and second cousins because of how small their population density is...
    But most of the "country people" where I'm from are also from lower income groups and are often deprived of basic government services, access to quality education, etc. Being "country" isn't a flex where I'm from. Most of them want to move to the city because life is just much better here. City people often pity "country" people here lol. It's crazy that American country people are so different. It's like a completely different universe. First time for me to hear about somebody who's actually proud of growing up in a farm.

    • @nehalilisays
      @nehalilisays Рік тому +66

      In industrialized countries farming becomes an industry, too. Most things are done by machines and the farmers who have really big farms become rich business people. All the small farms either get closed/sold or they survive by offering something special like organic produce or "vacation on a farm". Rural people being less educated and more conservative seems to be a universal theme though...

    • @theisaacpigg27_32
      @theisaacpigg27_32 11 місяців тому +9

      So your version of country people is people that live in the country?

    • @beef-stew
      @beef-stew 8 місяців тому +18

      It’s actually kind of like that (or was like that at one point) here in the US. It just depends on the location

    • @rhondajohnson2725
      @rhondajohnson2725 8 місяців тому +13

      Country people are still often looked down on where I live in the US. I live in a rural area in Minnesota and the towns are really small here. But the townspeople still make fun of the country kids because small farmers are really poor.😮 So the country kids still get made fun of for being poor by the kids in town. It just depends on where you live I think. I lived on a small farm and did really stupid things as a kid. I shouldn't have survived to adulthood. But the bragging rights are phenomenal!

    • @Robyn-yc5md
      @Robyn-yc5md 6 місяців тому +2

      That's actually not too far off from country people in america, moderns times have just changed things quite a bit as well as the popularization of country music has created abunch of people who enjoy the aesthetic and culture of it without actually being considered country. I think quite a bit of the US is more rural anyway so the heavy culture its created makes sense.

  • @lucasiega5399
    @lucasiega5399 3 роки тому +7226

    damn i’m really gonna miss kurtis’s hexagon doorknobs

    • @jub1662
      @jub1662 3 роки тому +127

      I literally didn't notice that

    • @wabek5882
      @wabek5882 3 роки тому +13

      @@joshroehl6098 kinda trash ngl

    • @VegaChastain
      @VegaChastain 3 роки тому +7

      i wish they would go on ebay i would bid yeeyee

    • @lucasiega5399
      @lucasiega5399 3 роки тому +2

      @@VegaChastain same

    • @fatima-vt3yv
      @fatima-vt3yv 3 роки тому +19

      someone needs to make a petition, so he will be forced to take the hexagon doorknobs 💪

  • @Deaffectted
    @Deaffectted 3 роки тому +5437

    “What’s your favorite song.”
    “We’re not blood related.”
    “Pardon?”
    We’re not blood related!”

  • @dionemartins0212
    @dionemartins0212 Рік тому +165

    How did I never notice Kurtis puts something on his chest for the "Don't touch my truck" skit holy shit

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere Рік тому +1

      PLSSS

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 3 місяці тому

      DUDE I THINK IT WAS HIS ARMS CAUSE THE SLEVES WERE JUST HANGING

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Рік тому +102

    The absolute shock and trauma Kurtis went through after leaving that country shop is the funniest part of this video

  • @rigormortify
    @rigormortify 3 роки тому +5053

    "how are we supposed to start a family, if we aint family" *bars*

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 3 роки тому +2267

    Bisexual Cowboy Finds Love: The Song

  • @RandomPerson-sl5wj
    @RandomPerson-sl5wj Рік тому +137

    My best friend is a country girl and that song talking about "the daggum heat" is one of her favorites 💀 and she skins and hunts deer and wear camo all the time and all that, and for Christmas she got a FREAKING GUTTING KIT. AND LIKED IT. She's a great person but kind of a psychopath 😭 If you couldn't tell we're opposites, I've been considering being vegan

    • @RandomPerson-sl5wj
      @RandomPerson-sl5wj Рік тому +25

      Also can confirm that bass pro shops are terrifying, Kurtis is so brave

    • @Karma-iq7zv
      @Karma-iq7zv 3 місяці тому +1

      i know this comment is from forever ago but i just wanted to let you know that song (farmers daughter) is one of my favourites too its so good for real honestly

  • @sspsp6545
    @sspsp6545 Рік тому +47

    I grew up on a farm, but never considered myself a country boy. I was into shitty pop punk and skateboarding. It was always the suburban kids that wore plaid shirts tucked into their massive belt buckles and topped it off with a cowboy hat. They loved to talk about how “country” they were and they’d kick my ass. They wanted to be cowboys so bad. The funny part was they probably couldn’t remember the last time they saw a cow in real life, when I had to get up 2 hours before school and shovel shit for an hour and a half.

  • @NaddaMercenary
    @NaddaMercenary 3 роки тому +4590

    *puts on cowboy hat and camo* "I look racist"
    -Kurtis Conner

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 3 роки тому +221

      He spittin facts tho

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 3 роки тому +117

      He knows what's up

    • @chunkyunicorn3996
      @chunkyunicorn3996 3 роки тому +29

      @UCuTsOpFVtTF0zgRsN4Ikv1w why are u mad lol he’s right

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 3 роки тому +31

      @@chunkyunicorn3996
      Clearly the person your responded to deleted their comment. I hate when that happens. What did they say???

    • @charlottecultice5120
      @charlottecultice5120 3 роки тому +44

      @@stacie7766 probably like: camo and hats dont make you racist 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @leahjk97
    @leahjk97 3 роки тому +5372

    “holy shit I look racist” this is my favorite video you’ve done. just full of GOLD lines

    • @nebe4345
      @nebe4345 3 роки тому +14

      TRUE

    • @sarahokeefe8224
      @sarahokeefe8224 3 роки тому +70

      "I forgot about dip😑😩" 👌🤣

    • @dinodiego5615
      @dinodiego5615 3 роки тому +8

      I cracked up so much loll

    • @milkeyway7105
      @milkeyway7105 3 роки тому

      I'm sorry I don't understand that, is that line supposed to be sarcastic?

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 3 роки тому +1

      I hated that line

  • @jadabalding8550
    @jadabalding8550 Рік тому +106

    I keep coming back to this video because of his reaction to the beer opening. He looked panicked and horrified one second and the next he looks so accomplished and proud.

  • @SKYLARK1965B
    @SKYLARK1965B Рік тому +71

    "What if country boys actually talked like that?" As a native Southerner, I can honestly say that I know at least three people in my friend group that do.

  • @ToraMuts
    @ToraMuts 3 роки тому +3485

    I can't believe he just brushed over buying that cowboy table so casually.

    • @maxs-lz4pn
      @maxs-lz4pn 3 роки тому +57

      Cowboys>>>>>country boys

    • @moeshrooms385
      @moeshrooms385 3 роки тому +33

      Fr💀 when he showed the picture I was positively flabbergasted

    • @irlkaijugroupie7614
      @irlkaijugroupie7614 3 роки тому +18

      I'm so mad i can't have that table myself

  • @anderodonnell1928
    @anderodonnell1928 3 роки тому +5924

    “Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate

    • @poslv9029
      @poslv9029 3 роки тому +144

      please i almost snorted my water out my nose it was Too accurate

    • @snowqueen93
      @snowqueen93 3 роки тому +36

      I choked

    • @niks9652
      @niks9652 3 роки тому +7

      I think that's a unjust stereotype 😡😡😡

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 3 роки тому +107

      @@niks9652 are you joking?

    • @niks9652
      @niks9652 3 роки тому +1

      @@georgie488 not at all, how would you like it if I ridicule your culture?

  • @ee5647
    @ee5647 Рік тому +26

    I’m from Oklahoma and met the country boy with the rainbow truck!!!! He was at OKC PRIDE in 2019. He was sweet and took pictures with everybody who asked for one!
    Refreshing to meet him but most Oklahomans are still bigots :) which is why I left! LOL

  • @PixelPotat0
    @PixelPotat0 8 місяців тому +12

    “(A list of what country boys like) and bud light”
    Oh how that aged so terribly.

    • @ebdgr
      @ebdgr 8 місяців тому +2

      Idk, Kid Rock is still drinking them despite all his cringe (about a SINGLE can).

  • @kalilach.vtuber4065
    @kalilach.vtuber4065 3 роки тому +4156

    Friendly reminder: we don't know the exact location of Kurtistown. Maybe we are ALL country folks and we just never knew it.

    • @MargarineOG808
      @MargarineOG808 3 роки тому +156

      It's in our hearts 😳😳

    • @kalilach.vtuber4065
      @kalilach.vtuber4065 3 роки тому +194

      @@MargarineOG808 Maybe the real country was the yee yee we made along the way 🤠

    • @unpleasedwitch2235
      @unpleasedwitch2235 3 роки тому +41

      @@kalilach.vtuber4065 ya daggum right!

    • @leoisaway1573
      @leoisaway1573 3 роки тому +36

      Nono no no Nononono no, I have spent my whole life trying to escape my rural Midwest town, Kurtistown can’t do me like that.

    • @diosol_
      @diosol_ 3 роки тому +14

      *gasp*

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 2 роки тому +8082

    the reason he went into the passenger's seat is because he just wanted to sit in his truck and think about crazy shit

    • @jennievickers5347
      @jennievickers5347 2 роки тому +70

      this is funny.

    • @jennievickers5347
      @jennievickers5347 2 роки тому +70

      underated comment, also sorry for sounding blunt or smth. Idk how to do human interaction-

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 2 роки тому +13

      @@jennievickers5347 Thank you! :D

    • @charliem.1368
      @charliem.1368 2 роки тому +19

      yeah i was a lil surprised kurtis didn’t reference that

    • @hilacopter4023
      @hilacopter4023 2 роки тому +4

      @@charliem.1368 I know right?

  • @pandemonium732
    @pandemonium732 9 місяців тому +89

    Blood Related is genuinely A Certified Banger. It’s all the good parts of country music without the sexism/objectification that makes me hate mainstream country music

  • @R_AN001
    @R_AN001 Рік тому +251

    I’m Texan and this shit hits me right in the giggle-dick 😂😂 love it! You are and honorary country boy❤🎉

    • @Acem35
      @Acem35 Рік тому +153

      I’m sorry the what

    • @DepressoEspressoMusic
      @DepressoEspressoMusic Рік тому +1

      Sorry, can you run that by me one more time?

    • @perplexed1783
      @perplexed1783 Рік тому +70

      Is that another country slang that I don't know

    • @rotisserie_chicken333
      @rotisserie_chicken333 Рік тому +53

      i’ve lived in texas my entire life i have never heard that term before

    • @Zippsterman
      @Zippsterman Рік тому +7

      I know, right? Not sure how Kurtis would react to the open floor racks of rifles in a Cabelas

  • @Fae_van
    @Fae_van 3 роки тому +1187

    I never realized his doorknobs were hexegonal.

    • @dr.alphys
      @dr.alphys 3 роки тому +45

      Same but now I will never stop thinking about it

    • @stinkypoopy9045
      @stinkypoopy9045 3 роки тому +8

      Ahh shit

    • @kathrynelaine738
      @kathrynelaine738 3 роки тому +12

      That will live in my head forever

    • @ashtyn7176
      @ashtyn7176 3 роки тому +5

      @@kathrynelaine738 absolutely rent free up there

    • @dinodiego5615
      @dinodiego5615 3 роки тому +3

      Same. And now I can’t stop staring at them.

  • @katiemraz9012
    @katiemraz9012 3 роки тому +11564

    "I look racist" is the most iconic line from this video

    • @kokolatte825
      @kokolatte825 3 роки тому +34

      I actually hated that but 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @cwol74
      @cwol74 3 роки тому +258

      kokolatte825 ok

    • @madelinepainter6421
      @madelinepainter6421 3 роки тому +120

      “dude i like look racist” j so good

    • @luvluck993
      @luvluck993 3 роки тому +234

      @@kokolatte825 we dont care 😁👍

    • @nnnn-sc2im
      @nnnn-sc2im 3 роки тому +174

      @@kokolatte825 ok yeehaw boy

  • @rowanlavellan9755
    @rowanlavellan9755 Рік тому +35

    Jacob's awkward mustache just completes that entire music video. 💗 Country folk absolutely get a bad rap, a lot of it deserved (hi, Appalachian born and raised in the Deep South 👋) but a lot of it is definitely not deserved. There are a LOT of wonderful country folk.

  • @Ein333
    @Ein333 Рік тому +86

    As a City girl who moved to the Countryside, it's like hell.
    Maybe it's the place we moved to, but everyone here is insensitive, homophobic, and fake.
    At first, they were sticking to me like leeches, but then i ran out of stuff to show and give them, they left and started to completely ignore the shit out of me.
    I've never felt so alone until now.
    (And yes almost everyone here are related 💀💀)
    (I'm also related to them, basically my distant cousins.)

    • @chichuhcihc
      @chichuhcihc Рік тому +6

      huh 😟

    • @justasimplearsonist
      @justasimplearsonist 10 місяців тому +16

      im sry that your experience is like that just pls know that not every place is coming from a country girl

  • @keeleydunne4599
    @keeleydunne4599 3 роки тому +5675

    he got in the passengers seat because he lets jesus take the wheel obviously

  • @Ren_J
    @Ren_J 3 роки тому +4200

    Male country singers: "I love beer and my dog and my truck"
    Female country singers: "I think I'm gonna kill my husband..."
    Kurtis: "I love you but now I love your brother..."

    • @kassbrookmusic
      @kassbrookmusic 3 роки тому +15

      LOL

    • @annablue2799
      @annablue2799 3 роки тому +35

      Arent female country singers more like: You are like a heart atack~~

    • @sb5prettycuteness566
      @sb5prettycuteness566 3 роки тому +87

      Kurtis is a gender now

    • @kyatonic1
      @kyatonic1 3 роки тому +104

      @@sb5prettycuteness566 kurtis is now my gender identity my pronouns are yee and haw

    • @sol3611
      @sol3611 3 роки тому +27

      ah yes, the three genders

  • @ch401ic
    @ch401ic Рік тому +30

    7:22 kurtis the guy used the front camera so it flipped the image

    • @Bsperry
      @Bsperry Рік тому +1

      Ty I thought nobody noticed

  • @gracynolivia
    @gracynolivia Рік тому +25

    the amount of effort that went into this single video 🤯 absolutely insane, kurtis you are a KING

  • @brunaabreu4339
    @brunaabreu4339 3 роки тому +11654

    I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

    • @elliot4508
      @elliot4508 3 роки тому +44

      @UCTcWfNptoHFonweXRtUjhYw i'm pretty sure he's said before that he's straight

    • @s.salem6.6
      @s.salem6.6 3 роки тому +774

      @@elliot4508 ya but in the song he wants to be with both the brother and sister, that’s what they were referring to haha

    • @Julia_621
      @Julia_621 3 роки тому +1138

      kurtis might be straight but that song sure daggum ain't

    • @krudoesstuff
      @krudoesstuff 3 роки тому +711

      He may be straight but us bisexuals have sure claimed him

    • @elliot4508
      @elliot4508 3 роки тому +5

      @@s.salem6.6 oh ok

  • @nikkiland
    @nikkiland 3 роки тому +13972

    No cap that country boy song hit

  • @user-sp1jl9kn7r
    @user-sp1jl9kn7r Рік тому +9

    22:50 I come from a pretty country family, and I swear THE AMOUNT OF TIMES IVE HEARD THAT SONG OMG. That stuff just passes as normal music here lol

  • @exploringthroughmyPOV
    @exploringthroughmyPOV 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm watching this as a semi-country, Tennesseean man, that dips, drives an old beat-up truck and grew up in the middle of the woods. I find this whole video hilarious! All of the stuff he talks about is so common in the town I grew up in😅😂

  • @lil_dairy
    @lil_dairy 3 роки тому +2202

    bisexual cowboy representation

  • @emilytalerman3567
    @emilytalerman3567 3 роки тому +4498

    Other UA-camrs: “Oh hey I moved”
    Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*

    • @annakurtz4991
      @annakurtz4991 3 роки тому +101

      and we're here for it :')

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 3 роки тому +128

      So considerate of our mayor

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere 3 роки тому +29

      So can considerate of our country mayor, eh?

    • @IZZFY
      @IZZFY 2 роки тому

      @@heysaucemikehere1804 g gccfty f

    • @IZZFY
      @IZZFY 2 роки тому +1

      👨‍👨‍👦‍👦☁️☁️@@annakurtz4991

  • @fya911
    @fya911 Рік тому +7

    i am eerily enraged that kurtis isn't addressing the absolute TONKA TRUCK these country boys are carrying GYAAATTTT

  • @thedreamer215
    @thedreamer215 Рік тому +7

    I've watched this video so many times 😂. I literally start cracking up now whenever I think "don't touch my truck".
    Don't even get me started with "balance baby" 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @RachelZeglerLovesHugs
    @RachelZeglerLovesHugs 3 роки тому +13864

    KURTIS I SCREAMED FOR THIRTY WHOLE MINUTES

  • @clairehirayama-kaarsberg5705
    @clairehirayama-kaarsberg5705 3 роки тому +3595

    This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

  • @LetheSystem
    @LetheSystem 8 місяців тому +6

    Kurtis, I know this was posted a long time ago, but I just needed to tell you that my best friend and I say that you look like a y'allternative boy. Thank you

  • @Noooo._.
    @Noooo._. 11 місяців тому +9

    Genuinely love ‘Not-blood related’. Easily the best country song and music video.

  • @amityalbright
    @amityalbright 3 роки тому +3230

    "I married your brother so we could be blood-related"
    Uhh country Kurtis I don't think you understand how DNA works

    • @charcs_7624
      @charcs_7624 3 роки тому +55

      My exact thoughts💀💀

    • @tinystank
      @tinystank 3 роки тому +237

      Of course not he’s a country boy

    • @meganfletcher2502
      @meganfletcher2502 3 роки тому +13

      He’s a FAKE 😱

    • @Iexapro
      @Iexapro 3 роки тому +108

      It’s that country education 😔

    • @RBondZ007
      @RBondZ007 3 роки тому +32

      That's Kountry Kurtis to you

  • @cassieberry1952
    @cassieberry1952 3 роки тому +8461

    Makes a whole skit about getting into the passenger side and doesn’t realize that the front camera is inverted on tiktok

    • @rgbow_
      @rgbow_ 3 роки тому +576

      I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT it makes it even funnier tho

    • @mathiasdaems7144
      @mathiasdaems7144 3 роки тому +65

      Bruuuuuuuuh

    • @gabb5
      @gabb5 3 роки тому +110

      Is there a way to tell if he was really using the front camera?

    • @nokocchi1983
      @nokocchi1983 3 роки тому +29

      LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS

    • @cassieberry1952
      @cassieberry1952 3 роки тому +104

      @@gabb5 the camera is very still and old mate was clearly watching himself so I can only assume

  • @Pasta.equestrian
    @Pasta.equestrian Рік тому +14

    OMG CLASSY DISNEY TABLE AT 15:20

  • @avataraangong
    @avataraangong Рік тому +8

    Wow, Kurtis is a man of many talents; a stand-up comic, a UA-camr, a news anchor, AND the entire Government system!

  • @hamvlogss
    @hamvlogss 3 роки тому +2943

    danny: makes most tiktok song
    kurtis: makes most country song

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 3 роки тому +129

      both: no attempt to hide their identity

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +92

      drew, where are you???

    • @sadly.realtime
      @sadly.realtime 3 роки тому +64

      @@anna_banana414 He made the most tiktok song, like the person above said

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 роки тому +33

      @@sadly.realtime oh, right, I’m sorry for the mistake 😔

    • @fishfish213
      @fishfish213 3 роки тому +67

      drew: makes most kids bop song

  • @hannahhodgdon
    @hannahhodgdon 3 роки тому +2554

    the most unrealistic thing about this video is that kurtis's song isn't already on the top of the country radio charts

    • @frogfrog2937
      @frogfrog2937 3 роки тому +89

      it’s on the top of the kurtistown radio charts

    • @hannahhodgdon
      @hannahhodgdon 3 роки тому +27

      @@frogfrog2937 of course, i’m streaming it right now

    • @lollybear2703
      @lollybear2703 3 роки тому +19

      It's actually doing pretty well right now, last time I checked it was number 10?? Kurtis posted on his instagram story

    • @michiebell7298
      @michiebell7298 3 роки тому +24

      It hit top 5 in country and #1 in Ireland country chats!!

    • @hannahhodgdon
      @hannahhodgdon 3 роки тому +4

      @@lollybear2703 yes!!! i saw it’s been doing really well

  • @medea5235
    @medea5235 9 днів тому +2

    That song is a genuine BANGER I've listened to it so much I have lyrics memorized I love that song so freaking much

  • @deismuarti
    @deismuarti 6 місяців тому +2

    I quote the "don't touch my truck" quote everyday. It became a very big part of my vocabulary and i make many people confused but i just can't help it

  • @phiLAWsophy
    @phiLAWsophy 3 роки тому +3175

    Kurtis’ leg the day after filming the cowboy tiktok with the two beers: 🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️🔵🟣⚫️

    • @velveteencherrytart6335
      @velveteencherrytart6335 3 роки тому +11

      LMAOOOOO

    • @emilydavis1416
      @emilydavis1416 3 роки тому +13

      i think he was supposed to lift his leg💀

    • @stephenquartz
      @stephenquartz 3 роки тому +31

      love how my phone doesnt regognize the emojis

    • @stephenquartz
      @stephenquartz 3 роки тому +6

      @@maya_yaser yeah i am

    • @soosdelrey
      @soosdelrey 3 роки тому +7

      @@stephenquartz me neither... and i got iPhone... but what are the emojis tho? I just see blue and black dots and a question mark

  • @katemurray8201
    @katemurray8201 3 роки тому +2334

    Kurtis: imma be a country boy
    Kurtis: *tucks his jeans into his boots*

    • @zoosmell_egbert
      @zoosmell_egbert 3 роки тому +232

      AAA when he did that I died, you can take the boy outta the city but you can't take the city out of the boy

    • @noelthenightowl7589
      @noelthenightowl7589 3 роки тому +165

      He never tucked in his shirts either!

    • @zoosmell_egbert
      @zoosmell_egbert 3 роки тому +54

      @@noelthenightowl7589 i was shouting at the screen cause it looked so wrong, mans got a lotta work to do

    • @recordingjeans2407
      @recordingjeans2407 3 роки тому +26

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. You can always tell someone is from the city when they tuck their jeans into their boots.

    • @bluebubble926
      @bluebubble926 3 роки тому +2

      Lol I laughed so hard when he did that

  • @leticiabraga478
    @leticiabraga478 Рік тому +7

    My husband and I could not stop laughing while having dinner! Youre hilarious

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 Рік тому +7

    Did you know country music was originally left wing before the right appropriated it? A lot of old country singers were pretty sympathetic towards Communists.
    On a similar note, the original rednecks were openly communist and were anti racist.

    • @jake9107
      @jake9107 11 місяців тому

      ty for your service comrade 🫡

  • @jumbiewumbie
    @jumbiewumbie 3 роки тому +10735

    alternate video title: kurtis finally embracing his true self

    • @cherryburrito5079
      @cherryburrito5079 3 роки тому +69

      For that i think he would become and e boy or a soft boy

    • @miolivi
      @miolivi 3 роки тому +94

      @@cherryburrito5079 he's his own aesthetic

    • @bri2022
      @bri2022 3 роки тому +77

      @@cherryburrito5079 Sorry but the haircut and nose ring is giving me very indie boy😌🤚🏾

    • @TaylorImmaEatYoFace
      @TaylorImmaEatYoFace 3 роки тому +60

      Alternative alternative video title: kurtis conner’s final form

    • @monicamycbm
      @monicamycbm 3 роки тому +21

      I agree ✨Korra✨😌

  • @shayla4007
    @shayla4007 3 роки тому +2872

    the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.

    • @glowstickblood
      @glowstickblood 3 роки тому +55

      his pupils were so dilated

    • @iseeyousleepdad6463
      @iseeyousleepdad6463 3 роки тому +88

      I don’t blame him I have one in my town and I see people go in but I never see them come back out

    • @hdoesstuff3603
      @hdoesstuff3603 3 роки тому +17

      especially at 12:41

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 3 роки тому +1

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @Acaidia
      @Acaidia 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine being so soft that you fear a Bass Pro.

  • @kittycoolcat7
    @kittycoolcat7 Рік тому +25

    Growing up with country music, I recognized more of the country song lyrics than I’d like to (which, as of now, is 1 1/2)

  • @a_bee7914
    @a_bee7914 5 місяців тому +2

    Kurtis’ little laugh when making that one tiktok was nice to hear omg it was just so happy!! Always a joy to see one of my fav youtubers having fun while making content.

  • @TheThirdAishaCoelho
    @TheThirdAishaCoelho 3 роки тому +3233

    this song is accidentally a bisexual country hit

  • @gwenesiscoupe
    @gwenesiscoupe 9 місяців тому +7

    I showed my bf your videos and it got a genuine laugh outta him. I don’t know if I’m more proud of you or me

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 4 місяці тому

      Does he not normally genuinely laugh? I could never date a man who wasn’t giggly 😂

  • @suitedpanda3108
    @suitedpanda3108 2 місяці тому +3

    6:00 3 years later and that "Arby's. Get Fucked." line still gets me

  • @consentclub8431
    @consentclub8431 3 роки тому +3202

    "country folk" "y'all"
    🤝
    being country yet gender-inclusive

    • @daddyjuanito6179
      @daddyjuanito6179 2 роки тому +18

      fr

    • @blizzardlol7625
      @blizzardlol7625 2 роки тому +9

      Too true

    • @livvyyyyyyyyyyy
      @livvyyyyyyyyyyy 2 роки тому +48

      We finessed the system

    • @vanshika_cool
      @vanshika_cool 2 роки тому +2

      @@livvyyyyyyyyyyy ADORAA

    • @flyinggoat3461
      @flyinggoat3461 2 роки тому +71

      Honestly southern language and culture had so much potential to be LGBTQ heaven. Flannels? Gender-neutral labels? Big beautiful belt buckles? Cargo shorts/pants? Caps? Mullets? It's so sad that it's mostly associated with bigots :(

  • @sverker48
    @sverker48 3 роки тому +2103

    hes taking about the country boys huge baloobies but did he not notice his absolute CAKE????

    • @krahvata
      @krahvata 3 роки тому +130

      I was waiting for him to notice. Like my mans got some CAKE.

    • @Casinizucchini
      @Casinizucchini 3 роки тому +52

      Got some fat juicy cup cakes

    • @Seramoonn
      @Seramoonn 3 роки тому +84

      definitely more than one dumptruck in that video....

    • @unethicalcain
      @unethicalcain 3 роки тому +17

      bruh he had a literal dumpy

    • @olivepaul4798
      @olivepaul4798 3 роки тому +17

      baloobies

  • @R0semary_Bush
    @R0semary_Bush Рік тому +9

    I absolutely love the song at the end 10/10 would listen to on repeat
    ( 26:30 - 29:55 )

  • @thehamburglar2420
    @thehamburglar2420 7 місяців тому +3

    Genuinely one of the best, most relatable song I've ever heard. Sitting here with my cousin in my truck listening to this. True love comes from the strangest of places.

  • @lilahchambers5686
    @lilahchambers5686 3 роки тому +1771

    Kurtis. That song was better than everything.

  • @WebkinzLDS
    @WebkinzLDS 3 роки тому +3360

    Yes Kurtis, there are British country boys.
    They're called Aussies

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 роки тому +83

      Underrated

    • @allymog5228
      @allymog5228 3 роки тому +29

      Or West country farmers

    • @SirenVoyager
      @SirenVoyager 3 роки тому +26

      As an Aussie "hey!"

    • @xvygxxl
      @xvygxxl 3 роки тому +37

      tbh kurtis' attempt at a british country boy's accent sounded a lot like brummie to me :3

    • @qwertyui6348
      @qwertyui6348 3 роки тому +1

      I was just going to comment that lol

  • @christianl5484
    @christianl5484 Місяць тому +2

    Such a beautiful song. Still brings tears to my eyes to this very day ❤

  • @ClelieM
    @ClelieM 2 місяці тому +1

    I've listened to "Blood related" for years before even knowing Kurtis, I just discovered this video. Full circle moment

  • @danielle539
    @danielle539 3 роки тому +16743

    "she's the yee to my yee" is the most legendary line i've ever heard. nothing can top it. quit while you're ahead kurtis

    • @ohnoluisa
      @ohnoluisa 3 роки тому +97

      True poetry😢

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 3 роки тому +17

      quit while you're ahead lmao

    • @day_old_fries2948
      @day_old_fries2948 3 роки тому +24

      Why yes I did tell my girlfriend this after I watched the video, how did you know?

    • @danielle539
      @danielle539 3 роки тому +18

      jolie I think it's referencing the "yee yee" girl vine lmao

    • @emilytustin4540
      @emilytustin4540 3 роки тому +4

      @jolie he did say that I’m pretty sure

  • @Alexander-lc7dx
    @Alexander-lc7dx 3 роки тому +2566

    Came for the “Yee Yee” but stayed for “Blood Related”

  • @AtlasInTheWest
    @AtlasInTheWest Рік тому +4

    I was very much not expecting that ending song but I am living for it.

  • @katiethewise
    @katiethewise 3 місяці тому +2

    What you said about how a lot of country singers didn't actual ever work on a farm is so true! My parents farmed a lot while I was growing up, but I don't even consider myself a "country kid" because I never had to wake up early to milk a cow. Like the most I ever did was clean up after chickens and bury a dead baby chick when I was nine.

  • @bam0its0nina
    @bam0its0nina 3 роки тому +4851

    can i just say that "like a worm on my daddy's fish boat, you've got me hooked and my breath is bated/baited" is unironically country song BARS

  • @clarasocool
    @clarasocool 3 роки тому +974

    “She’s the yee to my yee.”
    That’s beautiful.

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 3 роки тому +15

      This is the only way anyone is allowed to proprose to me now

    • @spacequeen1447
      @spacequeen1447 3 роки тому +3

      yee yee!

    • @DallasTheLad
      @DallasTheLad 3 роки тому +4

      He's the yee to my haw

    • @DecentGatsby
      @DecentGatsby 3 роки тому +2

      He has such a way with words 😭

  • @paigekingsleyy
    @paigekingsleyy 8 місяців тому +2

    "you got me hooked and my breath is bated" is too good of a line to be in this satirical ass song

  • @Horror_The_Sociopath
    @Horror_The_Sociopath 7 місяців тому +4

    As a country girl that loves Bass Pro, I can understand why some dislike it. The song was also pretty entertaining. You had a pretty good attempt to become country.

  • @yomnaelshabrawy2482
    @yomnaelshabrawy2482 3 роки тому +2208

    Kurtis: *perfect southern accent*
    Also Kurtis: "why does everyone think im American?!?"

    • @aslothnamedfish
      @aslothnamedfish 3 роки тому +14

      I see a pattern here

    • @Boggythefroggy
      @Boggythefroggy 3 роки тому +65

      I feel like our Canadian accents can be so lazy/chill sounding it's just really easy to make it Southern by slowing your voice down and slightly slurring your words lmao

    • @weatherkarl
      @weatherkarl 3 роки тому +21

      oops i actually forgot he’s Canadian. my b

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 3 роки тому +30

      Most of the time I refer to Danny Drew and Kurtis as the "American lot" and then I feel guilty when I remember that Kurtis is Canadian 🤧😌

    • @richardbeltre3789
      @richardbeltre3789 3 роки тому +3

      @@choerryerim North American?

  • @averagejoe1658
    @averagejoe1658 3 роки тому +2959

    “You’re the yee to my yee” best song lyrics EVER no cap

  • @girls_girl
    @girls_girl 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone raised in Texas, a special trip was going to Outdoor World with my dad and it was always so fun. He didn't hunt but we got camping stuff there and once I got a bow and arrow for my 10th bday

  • @zoranagavrilovic9403
    @zoranagavrilovic9403 10 місяців тому +2

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😂 And I'm not even from the USA but I love your country people immensely oh my god I can't even express it

  • @LoganCWolf
    @LoganCWolf 3 роки тому +6301

    “British country boys” arent those just Australians

  • @helena5403
    @helena5403 3 роки тому +2590

    dude between this and indoor boyfriend Kurtis is proving that he actually deserves to be in wallows

    • @squarecat2589
      @squarecat2589 3 роки тому +103

      Isn’t he in wallows already?

    • @cheekynandosss581
      @cheekynandosss581 3 роки тому +76

      @@squarecat2589 he’s already the lead singer though

    • @maynapapayna
      @maynapapayna 3 роки тому +6

      PLSSS

    • @annabethchase4582
      @annabethchase4582 3 роки тому +13

      i genuinely want them to collab. like wtf thatd be amazing lmfaooo

  • @eunjilee5740
    @eunjilee5740 2 місяці тому +1

    I recently watched one of your videos where you mentioned that you were once charting with a country song - i love that i now know where it came from

  • @ranch9167
    @ranch9167 8 місяців тому +3

    blood related unironically went so hard

  • @amandaolmstead9054
    @amandaolmstead9054 3 роки тому +3611

    Danny: creates Tik Tok song
    Kurtis: creates country song
    Drew: *sweats nervously*

  • @sarazack6256
    @sarazack6256 3 роки тому +3746

    My brother's a certified country boy and he shivered when you put your jeans in your boots
    But he confirmed that you likely wrote the first pro-gay country song

    • @TheNickleChick
      @TheNickleChick 3 роки тому +68

      Lavender County isn't history anymore??

    • @sarazack6256
      @sarazack6256 3 роки тому +102

      @@TheNickleChick I hadn't heard of them before now. Sorry for my ignorance, and thanks for informing me about them 💜

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 3 роки тому +164

      are the jeans supposed to go over cowboy boots? might as well be wearing shoes then, like why hide fancy boots like that?

    • @sarazack6256
      @sarazack6256 3 роки тому +39

      @@kloggmonkey i dunno, i dont get it either

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 3 роки тому +93

      @@sarazack6256 it just seems like they really wanna wear boots but are too scared to commit to it all the way.

  • @jessd3012
    @jessd3012 Рік тому +3

    I'm from the country in Texas, and this has me in tears. 😂
    People like this, particularly ones dressed like the attractive ones, are pretty common here. Though, for most people, it's more like a costume they put on for events? It's mostly only high school kids and old men who dress like that constantly, with a few between. The funny thing is that it looks like boot flip black Carhartt shirt guy is wearing square-toed boots. And, oh man, he's totally made fun of for those behind his back. Hahaha

    • @jessd3012
      @jessd3012 Рік тому +1

      Also, while the ring of fire was a rodeo stunt, I have totally lit a ring of fire and jumped in and out of it with my friends before. There is not much to do here. We're real bored.

  • @ll-ruby..gloom-ll
    @ll-ruby..gloom-ll 11 місяців тому +2

    Answer to the passengers side thing at 6:39! Tiktok does this thing where it flips the screen when you record it, so in reality he probably did get into the drivers seat in his car. Sorry for being 2 years late!

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 3 роки тому +15983

    “Do British country boys exist?”
    Yeah they’re called Australians

    • @isabelorf
      @isabelorf 3 роки тому +337

      omg 😭😭

    • @chubbiMommi
      @chubbiMommi 3 роки тому +58

      Hahaha

    • @carriesofolawe8245
      @carriesofolawe8245 3 роки тому +494

      i like australia they gave us the beauty that is h2o mako mermaids and iggy azalea

    • @mikelletorres3605
      @mikelletorres3605 3 роки тому +13

      BSBSNANNSNS

    • @beesokay
      @beesokay 3 роки тому +151

      I know they're not country boys but like just vibe wise would it be chavs