I Lived Like WeWearCute For A Day

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @group4x121
    @group4x121 4 роки тому +12836

    When you think he’s setting up a joke but he’s actually revealing his personal criminal history

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 роки тому +4426

    “I’m really tired, it is nine - eleven - oh...”
    *the tiniest smile of internal screaming*

    • @savannah9134
      @savannah9134 4 роки тому +72

      Aaris Howton it iS TEN AFTER NINE

    • @catpers0n
      @catpers0n 4 роки тому +2

      BRUH

    • @t.ezeebary9533
      @t.ezeebary9533 4 роки тому +2

      I laughed so hard i got tears

    • @autismduo3852
      @autismduo3852 4 роки тому +6

      “it’s nine ele- ... its 10 after 9”

    • @af2954
      @af2954 4 роки тому

      Time stamp pls

  • @Dumbuhinnit
    @Dumbuhinnit 4 роки тому +6285

    "it is nine ele-......... it is ten after nine"
    when I tell you I screamed

    • @evadalmaijer
      @evadalmaijer 4 роки тому +230

      oh my god i only understood it after this comment im yelling

    • @avaa2286
      @avaa2286 4 роки тому +48

      Genevieve Hughes I WAS LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT OMG

    • @emmangeleen
      @emmangeleen 4 роки тому +33

      omg i didn’t get it before i saw this comment 😔

    • @karlywens8020
      @karlywens8020 4 роки тому +4

      i’m still confused lol

    • @emmangeleen
      @emmangeleen 4 роки тому +14

      karly øwens 9-11

  • @lindseyc.2090
    @lindseyc.2090 9 місяців тому +1547

    hearing the covid disclaimer made me feel like that meme of the soldier in war

    • @SerialAnkleBiter
      @SerialAnkleBiter 9 місяців тому +109

      Real, I had a full life flashback.

    • @CosmoMeyer
      @CosmoMeyer 9 місяців тому +69

      I felt like I went back in time for a second

    • @styx3771
      @styx3771 8 місяців тому +87

      I had to pause the video and go look back at when this got released. The animal crossing part really got me 💀

    • @Junic-xt4tp
      @Junic-xt4tp 6 місяців тому +9

      @@styx3771right i teared up😭

    • @fermataoverawholerestasapun
      @fermataoverawholerestasapun 5 місяців тому +19

      When it set in what he was talking about I had to pause the video for half a moment. How was this 4 years ago

  • @susanf4698
    @susanf4698 4 роки тому +5675

    "I'm not gonna ruin a barista's day, I'm gonna ruin someone at corporates day" - Kurtis Comrade ☭

    • @samjaya9999
      @samjaya9999 4 роки тому +146

      and that's on Bernie 2020

    • @leahstewart3559
      @leahstewart3559 4 роки тому +47

      and that’s on robin hood lol

    • @heathersyvilla9617
      @heathersyvilla9617 4 роки тому +8

      Susan F 🏴

    • @johndoe4110
      @johndoe4110 4 роки тому +42

      Don't ruin a barista's day or we will definitely give you decaf

    • @dee_is_tired
      @dee_is_tired 4 роки тому +38

      Larissa A. I’m so glad I’ve never been mean to a barista... nobody deserves non consensual decaf

  • @aryswheel9327
    @aryswheel9327 4 роки тому +6400

    8:58 “i’m not gonna ruin some poor barista’s day okay, i’m gonna ruin someone at Corporate’s day”
    kurtis conner more like kurtis comrade

    • @Jukajobs
      @Jukajobs 4 роки тому +274

      when people say "communism doesn't work" i tell them about kurtistown and they realize they were wrong

    • @nicllesuza3533
      @nicllesuza3533 4 роки тому +7

      KSKSISISSHAIIAVAOAVSU DEAD

    • @karlavantas972
      @karlavantas972 4 роки тому +78

      And then he got the nicest lady

    • @deeattwood7371
      @deeattwood7371 4 роки тому +55

      that made me think kurtis is gonna help eat the rich

    • @Em-xe8ul
      @Em-xe8ul 4 роки тому +9

      JDLSKLSJDKAS THIS SENT ME THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT

  • @alyssaripley4705
    @alyssaripley4705 4 роки тому +4960

    the extra greeting hits different when ur quarantined and lonely

  • @starfluxfilms4417
    @starfluxfilms4417 2 роки тому +2737

    It is 2 years in the future and “juicy squirt” is still the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever seen

    • @scp_096_lookalike
      @scp_096_lookalike Рік тому +9

      fr 😭

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 Рік тому +120

      Yeah that had concerning fetish vibes to it, did not like it at all

    • @snakestuffer
      @snakestuffer Рік тому +14

      im so glad i skipped over that part ive seen so many 'scarred for life' comments

    • @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
      @Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel Рік тому +2

      I was distracted reading comments and forgot to skip it. So I guess I'll share the suffering by reminding you of it

    • @_.rainydays._
      @_.rainydays._ Рік тому +20

      three years now

  • @benhausch9112
    @benhausch9112 4 роки тому +13630

    Kurtis’s mad pranks: being polite to a person on the phone

  • @l3gosnip3r
    @l3gosnip3r 3 роки тому +14936

    "Im gonna ruin someone in corporate's day"
    *Very polite conversation ensues*

    • @g.k684
      @g.k684 3 роки тому +280

      Truly a nightmare

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 3 роки тому +390

      Canadian corporate calls ammiright? /j

    • @GoLeftGo
      @GoLeftGo 3 роки тому +125

      Very Canadian eh?

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 3 роки тому +50

      That was so funny

    • @SNK_LRD
      @SNK_LRD 2 роки тому +195

      I would trust the woman he had on the phone would my life.

  • @kannt_5250
    @kannt_5250 4 роки тому +2884

    is everyone just glossing over fact he said he was banned from spencer’s bc he was caught shoplifting,,, i found it hilarious that he casually said that HAHAHAHA

    • @nevebee2389
      @nevebee2389 4 роки тому +45

      kannt_ he has a video with I think Pretty Much It about it 😊

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 4 роки тому +3

      @@nevebee2389 ohh which one is it? :0

    • @sidcourtright7219
      @sidcourtright7219 4 роки тому +16

      it's a kurtis thing

    • @h3llie
      @h3llie 4 роки тому

      time stamp?

    • @amystrader5139
      @amystrader5139 4 роки тому +1

      Helena 16:01

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 2 роки тому +1814

    2 years late, I just realized he could've done the Push-Pop prank so well if he told Dean it was a "Can my friend guess the flavour!?" challenge, having an excuse to blindfold him, so he wouldn't see the literal hotdog lol

  • @swankychey
    @swankychey 4 роки тому +6205

    "You JUST GOT PRANKED !! "
    "Oh did I?"
    Was the the purest interaction ever it was so adorable 😭

    • @samahissimplistic
      @samahissimplistic 4 роки тому +279

      That is the epitome of how pranks should be executed. Not the over-exaggerated shit we all see from the prank channels on here

    • @introvertedbookworm1
      @introvertedbookworm1 Рік тому +4

      Yesss

  • @clairedixon5471
    @clairedixon5471 4 роки тому +21744

    “I’m not going to ruin some poor barista’s day... I’m going to ruin someone at corporate’s day”
    On behalf of all baristas, I would just like to say that you’re our hero

    • @delta7293
      @delta7293 4 роки тому +176

      I read this as he said this

    • @ibbaby3966
      @ibbaby3966 4 роки тому +138

      kurtis looks luke he has an orbee in his left noze (his left)

    • @hochimane6535
      @hochimane6535 4 роки тому +22

      Praxis

    • @Ame_Katze
      @Ame_Katze 4 роки тому +65

      @@ibbaby3966 This is so specific but kind of makes sense??

    • @alisajacobs3506
      @alisajacobs3506 4 роки тому +64

      Kurtis is a true working class hero

  • @helenjae3666
    @helenjae3666 4 роки тому +15144

    I need friends like the guy who pretended to like the soy sauce soda so he wouldn’t ruin the commercial

    • @AnxiousGary
      @AnxiousGary 4 роки тому +712

      lol right? He's such a good sport

    • @Alex-ne8qe
      @Alex-ne8qe 4 роки тому +539

      He's adorable too!

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 роки тому +345

      He's the best

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 роки тому +277

      He's one hell of a friend.

    • @bellaamour8197
      @bellaamour8197 4 роки тому +79

      If you like him then you should watch And We’re Back

  • @delaneyeisenbeisz
    @delaneyeisenbeisz Рік тому +524

    In college, a girl I partied with would often open things with her teeth. After which, she would whisper to herself, “teeth are jewels, not tools…”. Supposedly her dentist told her that once and it really stuck with her- just not enough to heed the advice.

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 10 місяців тому +17

      Well now you’ve cursed me with that too 😂

    • @delaneyeisenbeisz
      @delaneyeisenbeisz 10 місяців тому +9

      It’s a lil one that hides under the surface, then just when you need it the most (or debatably, the least) it pops into your head 😂

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 8 місяців тому +3

      What in this video reminded you of that?

    • @Monarch_love
      @Monarch_love 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Cowboy_Frog probably kurtis opening stuff with his teeth lol

  • @azzy__films
    @azzy__films 4 роки тому +9372

    The lady at corporate had no idea what was going on yet she still helped as much as she could she was so sweet 🥺

    • @modifiedmomma2365
      @modifiedmomma2365 4 роки тому +79

      Lemon Drop I’m really upset I broke the 666 likes, but this comment deserves it 💕

    • @acab9120
      @acab9120 4 роки тому +12

      How does this only have 3 comments

    • @sashabanks2863
      @sashabanks2863 4 роки тому +65

      Give her a raise starbucco bucks

    • @roachqueen1973
      @roachqueen1973 4 роки тому +78

      So sweet. She needs to teach a course in customer service.

    • @naratheweirdo
      @naratheweirdo 4 роки тому +97

      she also said she was having a “ not too good day” and she was still so kind 🥺🥺

  • @rachelgibb144
    @rachelgibb144 4 роки тому +11592

    kurtis cares about his citizens. we have to stan. this is why he is mayor.

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 роки тому +41

      Papa Kurtis feed me your knowledge

    • @ava2529
      @ava2529 4 роки тому +2

      WTF 2k likes in 43 minutes

    • @rachelgibb144
      @rachelgibb144 4 роки тому +14

      Bonkered lmao shut uppppoo

    • @lillygacha4982
      @lillygacha4982 4 роки тому +10

      And he says the “hot mayor” thing wouldn’t work (in his attractive man video lmao)

    • @maddierose131
      @maddierose131 4 роки тому +4

      Bonkered stop being racist

  • @bluedaze3727
    @bluedaze3727 4 роки тому +9608

    i never want to hear anyone say "juicy squirt" ever again

    • @london1242
      @london1242 4 роки тому +317

      blue daze i didn’t think i had to worry about hearing those words in general

    • @ur-local-lesbian-comrade
      @ur-local-lesbian-comrade 4 роки тому +120

      I didn’t know they were the juicy squirt people and more I want to puke

    • @kfkkfk7995
      @kfkkfk7995 4 роки тому +68

      I am Spanish. So I didn't know what that was. Welp, I was a happy and innocent buddy until this happened;-;

    • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
      @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 4 роки тому +32

      blue daze that video plays on repeat in my head as I sleep. It haunts me

    • @grimm5354
      @grimm5354 4 роки тому +36

      me after i eat chipotle 🙈😊

  • @cur1ouscatf1sh
    @cur1ouscatf1sh 2 роки тому +904

    I’m pretty sure the Starbucks woman barely managed to get off the phone with Kurtis before dying of laughter. I feel like it was 1000x funnier because Kurtis was so nice and polite about it

    • @rowanlavellan9755
      @rowanlavellan9755 Рік тому +125

      I think that's what her little squeak was for sure lmao

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 Рік тому +93

      She probably thought Kurtis was some gullible old man using the internet who doesn't know people lie XD

    • @MariaKiran1
      @MariaKiran1 10 місяців тому

      😂​@@rowanlavellan9755

  • @ainsleeraasch5347
    @ainsleeraasch5347 4 роки тому +16917

    poor Jacob was really trying so hard to be supportive even when he was drinking absolute shit. and the look of pure sadness in Kurtis’s eyes right before he pranks him is...existential

    • @adhyachaturvedi408
      @adhyachaturvedi408 4 роки тому +382

      Ainslee Raasch Jacob is so pure 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @sachimourya1431
      @sachimourya1431 4 роки тому +500

      The moment he learned that Kurtis pranked him he looked so betrayed.

    • @DrX-dh6th
      @DrX-dh6th 4 роки тому +315

      i love how long it took him to figure it out and he was willing to just accept it

    • @pikhatu
      @pikhatu 4 роки тому +235

      Jacob: ):
      Kurtis: *I'm sorry it has to be like this*

    • @constanzaaguilar7433
      @constanzaaguilar7433 4 роки тому +17

      I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT

  • @CommTechEthan
    @CommTechEthan 4 роки тому +4486

    Kurtis: No I think that’s everything
    Corporate lady: *SQUEAL*

    • @lukedeconcini
      @lukedeconcini 4 роки тому +122

      I rewinded like three times to listen to it

    • @porkydorky
      @porkydorky 4 роки тому +69

      Made me laugh every single time I reminded it lmfao

    • @foopthehoop3103
      @foopthehoop3103 4 роки тому +68

      That was part of her rat DNA coming out

    • @nixienooo
      @nixienooo 4 роки тому +60

      Is this a regional thing? I’m from Illinois I need to know how to release my inner demon squeal

    • @yesyes4671
      @yesyes4671 4 роки тому +8

      Agh

  • @amberbeck73
    @amberbeck73 4 роки тому +2612

    His anxiety at the idea of bothering people working and making phone calls is a whole ass mood

    • @nunya069
      @nunya069 4 роки тому +14

      *a whole 2019 mood* (a reference from one of his lies videos)

    • @Danny-qv3cq
      @Danny-qv3cq 4 роки тому +2

      @Amber Beck a whole ass 2019 mood

    • @Danny-qv3cq
      @Danny-qv3cq 4 роки тому

      Saffron Warren oh crap i didn’t see your comment

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 4 роки тому +2

      Saffron Warren yeah, my mom is a whole ass 2019 M O O D

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому

      I felt nervous before he made the call

  • @theressomethingwrongwithme926
    @theressomethingwrongwithme926 2 роки тому +811

    I love how Kurtis is just casually gaslighting his friend like, "no, that's a push pop."

  • @envi8197
    @envi8197 3 роки тому +7235

    THE RANDOM “ah” FROM THE LADY ON THE PHONE I CANT ABAUEGKWHEIWJ

    • @WovenSpade
      @WovenSpade 3 роки тому +506

      i genuinely am in pain from laughing so hard at it and idk why it was so funny to me

    • @wyattmiller9539
      @wyattmiller9539 3 роки тому +776

      I have a feeling she'd never had someone call and be like "thank you so much" before

    • @krisamoroll
      @krisamoroll 3 роки тому +189

      i fucking screamed

    • @sillystringeater
      @sillystringeater 3 роки тому +142

      I was trying not to laugh so much because I was in the living room with my family

    • @blueorangeade3357
      @blueorangeade3357 3 роки тому +15

      time stamp?

  • @kaywee4200
    @kaywee4200 3 роки тому +13108

    That phone call to Starbucks was just two extremely polite people having a conversation.

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 роки тому +620

      Imagine if every phone call was like that

    • @kieramccormick875
      @kieramccormick875 3 роки тому +339

      @@deuceydee3506 god I would love that

    • @kaywee4200
      @kaywee4200 3 роки тому +152

      @@deuceydee3506 it'd be nice

    • @YourMom-wn2iy
      @YourMom-wn2iy 3 роки тому +168

      @@deuceydee3506 then I would pick up the call and not act like I did not saw it

    • @meretricious.
      @meretricious. 3 роки тому +19

      @@YourMom-wn2iy what

  • @p.k.k.9655
    @p.k.k.9655 4 роки тому +10367

    Kurtis having legs is a concept I'm not sure I can get behind

    • @Yam-jt3vw
      @Yam-jt3vw 4 роки тому +331

      That sounds vaguely sexual

    • @p.k.k.9655
      @p.k.k.9655 4 роки тому +82

      @@Yam-jt3vw lol woops

    • @ackitsjada9305
      @ackitsjada9305 4 роки тому +158

      A floating shirt

    • @DewSocks
      @DewSocks 4 роки тому +27

      @@Yam-jt3vw H o w.

    • @Beeetlejjug
      @Beeetlejjug 4 роки тому +180

      Don't worry, it's fake. He's just a floating torso.

  • @josie_rosie527
    @josie_rosie527 2 роки тому +367

    I love how he eats these horrendous possibly poisonous meals, but the thing that almost kills him... is about 2 tablespoons of Coke(the drink)

    • @monamour4310
      @monamour4310 2 роки тому +50

      love that u clarified the drink 💀💀💀

    • @josie_rosie527
      @josie_rosie527 2 роки тому +33

      @@monamour4310 i mean better safe than sorry lmao

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII Рік тому +13

      Well, two tablespoons of coke would kill you

    • @wolfy4425
      @wolfy4425 Рік тому

      @@CainXVII nah you need quite alot of cocaine to kill u

    • @introvertedbookworm1
      @introvertedbookworm1 Рік тому +1

      💀😭

  • @mysticmoon3758
    @mysticmoon3758 3 роки тому +16846

    I would pay LITERALLY ANYTHING to have the words "juicy squirt" in baby talk deleted from my memory.

  • @mutelamb
    @mutelamb 4 роки тому +2917

    Imagine getting an advertisement for Coke and at the end one of the guys advertising the Coke quietly says "This tastes like ass" and then the ad ends there

    • @atree9284
      @atree9284 4 роки тому +12

      Hazelbell 2018 under appreciated comment

    • @oogabooga2414
      @oogabooga2414 4 роки тому +4

      @@atree9284 it truly is

    • @megha5176
      @megha5176 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @user-lt8vl4tr8p
      @user-lt8vl4tr8p 4 роки тому +16

      I feel like that would actually work cause I’d get curious

    • @m1s0s50
      @m1s0s50 4 роки тому +2

      HFFIFBDJC bro this made my day

  • @deliciousburntoast3295
    @deliciousburntoast3295 4 роки тому +3313

    When she said 'jUIcY SquiRT !!!' I cringed so hard my neck disappeared

  • @NivaraTinuviel
    @NivaraTinuviel Рік тому +114

    I work in a contact center. Even a stupid question asked by someone who is kind and polite feels like a nice sneaky little break. That Starbucks rep was so sweet, and she probably is used to getting yelled at. I bet that was the best call she took all day

  • @jimalimby
    @jimalimby 4 роки тому +6450

    Y’all be scared to moan in y’all girl’s ear. I be in mine like: “sO bEeFy”

    • @Oraerilla
      @Oraerilla 4 роки тому +105

      Omg stahp! I’m dying

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 роки тому +134

      This, right here, is a true man.

    • @gretamacconkey5263
      @gretamacconkey5263 4 роки тому +164

      ~ s o b e e f y ~

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 роки тому +49

      how many more y'alls do you want to add to that sentence?

    • @MahouShoujo-Studios
      @MahouShoujo-Studios 4 роки тому +132

      @@manboy4720 Yall he yall scared to yall mean in yall yall girl ear in yall mine I be yall like: so yall beefy.
      I'm sorry, i had to.

  • @angcheese8173
    @angcheese8173 4 роки тому +2687

    “You can’t even see it on camera. Trust me, look at the little black parts, do you see it?”
    *Hype House trying to incorporate diversity*

  • @estrellaflores4839
    @estrellaflores4839 4 роки тому +4434

    Starbucks representative: I hope everything is going well with you
    Kurtis: Good thank you
    (my anxiety in a nutshell)

    • @meanpoutine7095
      @meanpoutine7095 4 роки тому +59

      Estrella Flores story of my life

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 4 роки тому +183

      @@meanpoutine7095 I started sweating once the lady picked up the phone 😭

    • @remlezar9397
      @remlezar9397 4 роки тому +120

      Once I hear the dial tone I immediately regret my decision.

    • @ReverieOfThorns
      @ReverieOfThorns 4 роки тому +26

      I was like this until I got a job that required me to answer the phone and make phone calls to my manager

    • @JordanSullivanadventures
      @JordanSullivanadventures 4 роки тому +24

      It's like a meme but that is so clearly his genuine reaction XD

  • @tess2241
    @tess2241 2 роки тому +100

    i love the feeling of bonding with a stranger from customer service. they are extremely kind when people are polite. i once had a 30 minute conversation with a lady helping me with my wifi. it was amazing.

  • @gracebosley8802
    @gracebosley8802 4 роки тому +8453

    He really called corporate instead of ruining some baristas day. We stan a mayor who supports the working class and eats the rich.

    • @ed_styles4218
      @ed_styles4218 4 роки тому +148

      Me and my homies STAN Kurtis

    • @alexanderpumpkin3423
      @alexanderpumpkin3423 4 роки тому +135

      EAT THE RICH.

    • @daisybryar2737
      @daisybryar2737 4 роки тому +309

      That was clearly a call centre worker but it's the thought that counts Kurtis we still love you

    • @mieroslava
      @mieroslava 4 роки тому +5

      Canadian 🤣

    • @dylanjeffries7823
      @dylanjeffries7823 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah but apparently he shoplifted when he was 15 so idk

  • @susie8799
    @susie8799 4 роки тому +4727

    kurtis lore: he’s banned from Spencers Gifts

    • @Avalyn175
      @Avalyn175 4 роки тому +197

      I’m updating the wiki

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 4 роки тому +100

      For his friend stealing a fkn shot glass lmao

    • @yikes2540
      @yikes2540 4 роки тому +21

      My pretty much it brethren

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +7

      Good, that place is scary

    • @finmiles965
      @finmiles965 3 роки тому +3

      @@aeches I think your cousin might be pulling your leg on that front, friends and I have worked at a few and that’s not really how they do “bans” in the experiences we’ve had, if that makes sense? Hey, that’s some good news for people who did something regrettable as a teen and are afraid to set foot in a store more than a decade later at least! Lol

  • @cocobutter3175
    @cocobutter3175 2 роки тому +156

    I've seen this video before, but coming back to it a few years later and watching again --it's just so adorable. "Thanks for pranking me, buddy!" being said in total sincerity without a hint of sarcasm is peak Canadian.

  • @fnaf-ology
    @fnaf-ology 4 роки тому +8819

    The way Jacob stayed in character despite drinking carbonated soy sauce

  • @Dina8485
    @Dina8485 4 роки тому +4713

    I feel like these girls *have* to be joking. Just the "SO BEEFY" and "JUICY SQUIRT" are too obvious and ridiculous not to be jokes.

    • @Peepeeluvr69420
      @Peepeeluvr69420 4 роки тому +121

      I'm waiting for the video of them saying that it was all a joke

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 4 роки тому +184

      @Kadeeen Can we spell it "lolly" so there's not even Worse implications?

    • @adamlee4218
      @adamlee4218 4 роки тому +56

      If they are joking ngl it's a REALLY fuckin good one

    • @faxyo9985
      @faxyo9985 4 роки тому +10

      Go to there page and scroll down to there funny hot dog one. It's clearly a joke and they are fooling everyone

    • @_Brohan
      @_Brohan 4 роки тому +64

      pretty sure theyre just playing off troom troom

  • @Acuriouscase77
    @Acuriouscase77 4 роки тому +4073

    They're literally the tiktok version of troom troom. They even talk like it

    • @gwenythice7230
      @gwenythice7230 4 роки тому +76

      Ash Lee and as troom troom have Danny, these girls have Kurtis

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 роки тому +9

      @@gwenythice7230 do the have a Cristine

    • @eller.6322
      @eller.6322 4 роки тому +5

      I knew I couldnt have been the only person thinking it

    • @sock9107
      @sock9107 4 роки тому +5

      So beefy!

    • @atlas6864
      @atlas6864 4 роки тому +2

      juicy squirt

  • @peril7531
    @peril7531 2 роки тому +142

    Jacob laughing his ass off when kurtis says “it’s club soda and soy sauce” made my day

  • @topsoil86
    @topsoil86 4 роки тому +4850

    Something about her acting like a baby and saying "oh! Juicy squirt!" Really rubs me the wrong way

    • @dollykumo2959
      @dollykumo2959 4 роки тому +307

      It rubbed everyone the wrong way 😖

    • @topsoil86
      @topsoil86 4 роки тому +128

      @@dollykumo2959 you're not wrong🤮

    • @stellar927
      @stellar927 4 роки тому +123

      I think she’s doing it bc she knows creeps sadly exist on tik Tom ??

    • @victoriarose6886
      @victoriarose6886 4 роки тому +175

      It felt like a weird fetish thing

    • @stellar927
      @stellar927 4 роки тому +42

      @@victoriarose6886 im. Scared. 😅

  • @kirbstompinn7162
    @kirbstompinn7162 4 роки тому +5092

    When she said “ grab your mini blowtorch” I was like who in the absolute universe has a mini blowtorch just chillin in the house

    • @biteykins5753
      @biteykins5753 4 роки тому +432

      Stoners homie

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 роки тому +87

      @@biteykins5753 just use a lighter like a normal person

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +153

      i have a full sized blowtorch :D
      bought it to make creme brulée. i could have gotten a small butane one, but figured a big propane one will have more uses, and really, it has come in handy more times than i ever thought. was able to melt my gold bracelet back together; can also use it for things like the first commenter said 😉 and even just lighting a charcoal or wood burning grill. it's so useful. and didn't really cost any more than one of the little butane torches. was like 16$ or something.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 роки тому +143

      Burned Edits
      normal lighter won't work for doing dabs, and also certain types of bongs also work much better w/ a torch lighter. usually they're also for hash oil.
      edit: whoah, this comment made it thru the algorithm?? i've been blessed on this day

    • @biteykins5753
      @biteykins5753 4 роки тому +15

      @@BothHands1 blaze it 😼

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 4 роки тому +38013

    jacob still trying to hide his disgust of the coke to not mess up the brand deal is true friendship

    • @waitingrroom
      @waitingrroom 4 роки тому +419

      Morganne - unrelated but give me an update on your piercing lmaoo

    • @kassbrookmusic
      @kassbrookmusic 4 роки тому +123

      Morganne omg u have good taste

    • @Morganne
      @Morganne 4 роки тому +464

      veronica campo highkey got infected when I changed the jewelry but all good now !

    • @thedeadlykiller461
      @thedeadlykiller461 4 роки тому +12

      hi

    • @austinedwards8608
      @austinedwards8608 4 роки тому +11

      *Disgust for

  • @Haunted_Plush
    @Haunted_Plush 10 місяців тому +70

    It's so strange hearing him say "balls" without the sound effect

  • @azarti6185
    @azarti6185 4 роки тому +7632

    the amount of Canadian politeness during his call is just beautiful

    • @cannon9962
      @cannon9962 3 роки тому +125

      That’s appropriation my bff is Canadian and she condescending as shit

    • @informanti
      @informanti 3 роки тому +100

      Sometimes I feel like a polite canadian stuck in a rude american body.

    • @sydneyelliott
      @sydneyelliott 3 роки тому +44

      the fact that i didn’t even notice until i read this comment bc it’s just a normal thing here is so funny to me 🤣🤣

    • @honey3438
      @honey3438 3 роки тому +27

      ikr like he's so nice 😭

    • @David-B26
      @David-B26 3 роки тому +58

      I dont think its because hes canadian but because hes just a nice dude

  • @kayleeterry3720
    @kayleeterry3720 4 роки тому +4961

    “How bad is your anxiety?” one may ask. Well I had to pause the video because I felt nervous when he called Starbucks.

    • @amberc1356
      @amberc1356 4 роки тому +225

      Lmao I feel that. I was like oh no, not a phone call 😂

    • @pappadarappa
      @pappadarappa 4 роки тому +201

      Yeah I skipped a couple minutes, so bad with that sort of thing

    • @hrlongmeier
      @hrlongmeier 4 роки тому +34

      SAME

    • @katt1420
      @katt1420 4 роки тому +83

      oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one who had to do this whenever something stressful happened in a video XD

    • @number1morbiusfan
      @number1morbiusfan 4 роки тому +22

      HAHAHA! I could feel the tension in my chest, dude!!

  • @magpie7938
    @magpie7938 4 роки тому +3462

    We got so much of Kurtis’s backstory today. Shoplifting at Spencer Gifts and he was a Starbucks barista? It’s all coming together

    • @halimahussain3635
      @halimahussain3635 4 роки тому +32

      This explains it all!!
      Yess now its all coming together hehehehehehe

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +62

      Barista Kurtis hits different

    • @ImTotallySummer
      @ImTotallySummer 4 роки тому +55

      Idk how but I knew he was a Starbucks barista before being told

    • @starsignal2231
      @starsignal2231 4 роки тому +17

      imma make a timeline. this'll be fun

    • @AirsDesertSpirit
      @AirsDesertSpirit 4 роки тому +12

      Listen to his podcasts! He spills all the tea!

  • @ArchaeologyTube
    @ArchaeologyTube 8 місяців тому +23

    Going back and seeing videos from these first few weeks of the pandemic are such an experience. The slight panic, confusion, depression, exhaustion. God that sucked so much.

  • @abracabadass
    @abracabadass 4 роки тому +2392

    Things that almost knocked Kurtis tf out in this video:
    - coronavirus
    - crippling anxiety
    - a jar of tomato sauce
    - one sip of coca cola
    - spencer's gifts employees
    - nervous pees

    • @ellieb5938
      @ellieb5938 4 роки тому +25

      Emily don’t forget cotton candy tits

    • @cecepho
      @cecepho 4 роки тому +8

      - two shots of vodka

    • @fmleddie4602
      @fmleddie4602 4 роки тому +7

      filming while driving lmao

    • @uokayjim1422
      @uokayjim1422 4 роки тому +7

      That scary little guy on the push pop

    • @daniella3834
      @daniella3834 4 роки тому

      One sip of coke is deadly!

  • @miabella638
    @miabella638 3 роки тому +8612

    shaqs 'ˢᵒ ʲᵉˡˡʸ' is top comedy

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist 3 роки тому +382

      I think the way he shakes his head 'No' when they say "This is Shaq's first tiktok" is even funnier

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +190

      @@BlackOrderAlchemist "End my suffering"

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 3 роки тому +88

      Save my king

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 роки тому +18

      @@lvbboi9 i saw u on a danny gonzalez video

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 роки тому +22

      @@athyzkyh I am Greg

  • @abbyrose.00
    @abbyrose.00 4 роки тому +1810

    alternate title: kurtis slowly killing himself for thirty minutes straight

  • @taketwoplease
    @taketwoplease 9 місяців тому +67

    At 0:21 it took me a few seconds to realise he was talking about COVID. It's amazing how fast some people (including myself) have forgotten

    • @isaacacosta9748
      @isaacacosta9748 3 місяці тому +1

      same haha. i thought the video said 4 days not 4 years and i almost forgot

    • @fattyratty7611
      @fattyratty7611 2 місяці тому

      It's amazing it was 4 years ago it rlly doesn't feel like that long ago

  • @orborb2644
    @orborb2644 4 роки тому +928

    saying 'take care' to a stranger at the end of a phone call feels much more sweet and genuine than 'have a nice day' while still being casual and now i've started saying it too thank you kurtis conner for this revelation

  • @zerocharisma15
    @zerocharisma15 4 роки тому +3819

    The “Juicy Squirt!!” Tik Tok activated my fight or flight response

    • @lucasmcinnis5045
      @lucasmcinnis5045 4 роки тому +196

      Those words in the kid voice and filter made me want to crawl out of my skin and die

    • @morgantrousdale2322
      @morgantrousdale2322 4 роки тому +5

      Yes

    • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
      @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 4 роки тому +78

      It’s actually the “fight, flight, or freeze” response. Shaq seemed to have the latter.

    • @zerocharisma15
      @zerocharisma15 4 роки тому +23

      Just Another Happy Humanist Shaq, blink twice if you’re being held hostage

    • @user-dj6lj1dl1c
      @user-dj6lj1dl1c 4 роки тому +1

      zerocharisma15 the juicy what now

  • @nim6259
    @nim6259 4 роки тому +3797

    Kurtis looks like he was and is a barista

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 4 роки тому +12

      But not a Starbucks barista

    • @jjstyle4578
      @jjstyle4578 4 роки тому +10

      Dana Tim Hortons

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 4 роки тому +2

      @@jjstyle4578 lmao

    • @dennispena9297
      @dennispena9297 4 роки тому +17

      A Batista who dropped out college and start his own coffee house with overpriced items.
      We love him.

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 4 роки тому +12

      Once a barista, always a barista.
      It's not a job, it's a lifestyle.

  • @obeymekat6038
    @obeymekat6038 2 роки тому +81

    Ok but can we talk about how dedicated a friend Jacob is, even after drinking the good awful concoction Kurtis whipped up, he still remained in character so he wouldn’t ruin the shot. And even after he found out he got pranked, he laughed about it and then said goodbye to Kurtis politely. My friend would’ve had my head on a stick and drank the bl00d from the stump of my neck if I had made them drink something like that

  • @jacksonstarship6179
    @jacksonstarship6179 3 роки тому +4709

    Shaq was so sad saying “so jelly” that it made *ME* sad

  • @lauragonzalez9862
    @lauragonzalez9862 4 роки тому +50193

    Learning that Kurtis was a barista really made my day. Now I know where he gets his sublime sense of sarcasm and internal emptiness from
    edit: not Danny's wife. I am a fan tho

    • @bardboy.s53
      @bardboy.s53 4 роки тому +893

      same honestly, im a barista and it made my whole day 😂

    • @lemonicowo
      @lemonicowo 4 роки тому +456

      barista gang

    • @CapnUnicorns
      @CapnUnicorns 4 роки тому +446

      Wooo barista bros. Loved being a barista until people became assholes :|

    • @mtndew-nu8qd
      @mtndew-nu8qd 4 роки тому +43

      is it too late to mourn over our jobs im a barista too

    • @andraenso532
      @andraenso532 4 роки тому +95

      Everyone should be a barista at one point in their life. It teaches you so much.

  • @arleneboomsma3273
    @arleneboomsma3273 4 роки тому +9133

    Okay, but no one's talking about how good of a friend Jacob is. He drank that coke and pretended like it was fine, just so Kurtis could get the shot for his brand deal. The real MVP!

    • @josie6291
      @josie6291 4 роки тому +273

      and how dean is still trash

    • @blindgumby
      @blindgumby 4 роки тому +195

      Jacob is Superior Friend

    • @alexisgm4284
      @alexisgm4284 4 роки тому +29

      @@josie6291 he is funny af tho

    • @froggiecansler5022
      @froggiecansler5022 4 роки тому +65

      i’m like... so anxious for jacobs reaction!! i’m stuck at 19:46, i’ve paused it, and o don’t wanna know how he reacts!! 😭😭😭

    • @blindgumby
      @blindgumby 4 роки тому +50

      @@froggiecansler5022 it's adorable tbh

  • @kaytimothy7561
    @kaytimothy7561 2 роки тому +44

    kurtis and jacobs friendship is just too wholesome like he was so proud he got a brand deal with coca-cola and drank the soy sauce with a smile to not ruin his video and his reaction when he found out it was a prank was the greatest i love them

  • @TheEmuofEnnui
    @TheEmuofEnnui 4 роки тому +2752

    He's gonna lose his shit when he realises that "Cotton Candy Pink" is a colour.

    • @stateofgrace17
      @stateofgrace17 4 роки тому +30

      I that said shirt at first lol

    • @onezestyboy6051
      @onezestyboy6051 4 роки тому +60

      Who’s gonna break the fucking news to’em

    • @shooketh1989
      @shooketh1989 4 роки тому +28

      Who gon tell him

    • @TheEmuofEnnui
      @TheEmuofEnnui 4 роки тому

      @UCxGK08AlZcJhTVUXyb64MgA Man, you're so right. Thank you.

    • @jesssims975
      @jesssims975 4 роки тому +8

      Thanks for telling me that
      I also found real cotton candy ramen tho

  • @raat_310
    @raat_310 4 роки тому +1495

    “aDd TWo drOPs oF youR COttoN CandY FLavoUR”
    *proceeds to pour half the bottle in*

  • @dremora9193
    @dremora9193 4 роки тому +1003

    I worked as a customer service rep- and folks that take the calls literally wait for a funny useless call to come in bc 95% of calls are just being screamed at over things that are 100% out of their control. Probably made that lady's day

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 4 роки тому +54

      She was trying so hard not to laugh. Great vid

    • @HitsugiHime
      @HitsugiHime 4 роки тому +65

      Drem Ora as the operator at Target I had a slight flashback and you can tell by the tone of the barista’s voice that she was bracing for the yell. I even was bracing for it. But she sounded so relieved when he responded calmly. He honestly made my day how he responded to her

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 роки тому +24

      Oh.. I had a drunk lady on call for 2 hours. She wanted a anti virus service provided by my mobile carrier. She had a Huawei phone and my company explicitly stated that they gave that service only to samsung, apple, nokia and sony phones. Oh god she wouldn't cut the call and I had to keep explaining. Then she verbally abused me, started crying, literally. Her husband had left her and her boss fired her because she couldn't concentrate. Then her phone was corrupted. It was rough.

    • @jrpueyo7531
      @jrpueyo7531 4 роки тому +2

      I wish I experienced one of those moments. It's hard if you're on a financial department, you won't hear anyone talk, they'd be shouting 24/7, or 10-12/5

  • @moss3668
    @moss3668 3 місяці тому +14

    finding a youtuber talk ab covid after is such a fucking rare gem. like what do you MEAN it was four years ago

    • @Gizmos_and_stuff
      @Gizmos_and_stuff 3 місяці тому

      ya its crazy, i hardly think about covid anymore

  • @blearyeyedchangeling
    @blearyeyedchangeling 3 роки тому +12091

    Okay but jacob is SUCH a great friend. He was like "this is nasty but im not gonna ruin his clip, play off the pain" what a lad

    • @erikagibson5171
      @erikagibson5171 3 роки тому +276

      we stan jacob

    • @lolar108
      @lolar108 3 роки тому +24

      who is your pfp, they look like three different characters i know

    • @blearyeyedchangeling
      @blearyeyedchangeling 3 роки тому +35

      @@lolar108 it's me

    • @lolar108
      @lolar108 3 роки тому +13

      @@blearyeyedchangeling OHHHHHH

    • @merino8482
      @merino8482 3 роки тому +2

      @@blearyeyedchangeling is your cover pic hong kong? 0:

  • @sophiacrandall3678
    @sophiacrandall3678 4 роки тому +1405

    that phonecall was so wholesome it was hard to tell it was only 50% Canadian

    • @chickenalpaca0332
      @chickenalpaca0332 4 роки тому +65

      Until she moaned

    • @katlochen6387
      @katlochen6387 4 роки тому +45

      50% canadian 50% midwestern

    • @pgakt
      @pgakt 4 роки тому +18

      The little sound she made though, what does it mean

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 4 роки тому +2

      10:26

    • @freyjacooper9082
      @freyjacooper9082 4 роки тому +8

      kitt She was probably just touched that he was being so nice. Most people are dicks to customer service

  • @MrSunburntVampire
    @MrSunburntVampire 4 роки тому +2050

    I totally feel you on the anxiety with even simple phone calls lol.

    • @kendranieuwendorp5511
      @kendranieuwendorp5511 4 роки тому +8

      Me too!!!

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 роки тому +27

      Me too. He was me every step of the way even when the person is incredibly sweet like that lady. I have total anxiety around random phone calls.

    • @Skibidi_rizzer258
      @Skibidi_rizzer258 3 роки тому +2

      exactly bro

    • @daveoreo8696
      @daveoreo8696 3 роки тому +1

      I really don't understand how can you have anxiety about this type of things and make youtube

    • @daveoreo8696
      @daveoreo8696 3 роки тому +2

      @@veritybella i had anxiety and im glad i don't have anymore, not that much at least, but i guess you are right plus if something goes wrong he knows it can be cut or edited

  • @lilyroma4993
    @lilyroma4993 9 місяців тому +38

    Wild to see the beginning of the pandemic 4 years later

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 3 роки тому +7455

    This is the least aggressive internet beef I’ve ever seen, and I love it.

  • @mirbear72
    @mirbear72 4 роки тому +1968

    Jacob is what I imagine the entire country of Canada is like

    • @Ch3f_B01_RD
      @Ch3f_B01_RD 4 роки тому +103

      nah honestly he's nicer and far more attractive than 99% of us

    • @rachelforbes4424
      @rachelforbes4424 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah no that’s about right tbh ☺️ 🇨🇦

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 роки тому +6

      tbh not wrong 😌🇨🇦

    • @rozzie1041
      @rozzie1041 4 роки тому +6

      ya i mean he is like 7 of my uncles so ya

    • @gargwinvinesnake6961
      @gargwinvinesnake6961 4 роки тому +5

      Depends on where in Canada you are really 🤷‍♀️

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV 3 роки тому +10207

    Jacob's smile getting wider as he realises hes actually been pranked is just too fuckin wholesome.

    • @rikkuchan121
      @rikkuchan121 3 роки тому +208

      Idk why this was so funny to me, but I read it like “it’s so FUCKING WHOLESOME”

    • @whoa342
      @whoa342 3 роки тому +69

      @@rikkuchan121 I read it In the most rude and loud tone in my head lmfaoo

    • @ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα
      @ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα 3 роки тому +96

      @@whoa342 ITS SO FÜCKING WHOLESOME FOR FÜCKING SAKE.... GOD DAMNNN... ITS SO WHOLE SOME NOT GONNA LIE.

    • @slushiie9674
      @slushiie9674 3 роки тому +51

      @@ΗαηηατΗεβαηαηαβαηαηα **ELECTRIC GUITAR**

    • @LunaAclipse
      @LunaAclipse 3 роки тому +3

      Pls timestamp

  • @Glowingradtoad
    @Glowingradtoad Місяць тому +5

    12:30 him saying "OPEN" goes so well with the music

  • @csmich
    @csmich 4 роки тому +4139

    with kurtis being a barista at starbucks i have decided he's either discount harry styles or y/n herself, there is no in between

    • @mial804
      @mial804 4 роки тому +46

      Best comment ever

    • @alannachmarie7440
      @alannachmarie7440 4 роки тому +85

      @@nathilism its commonly understood now to mean your name. you understand how language works and develops right

    • @Chluffles
      @Chluffles 4 роки тому +11

      I laughed out loud

    • @Lucy-jt6yv
      @Lucy-jt6yv 4 роки тому +38

      how do i retweet a youtube comment

    • @janed8785
      @janed8785 4 роки тому +69

      Harry Styles: "I used to be a baker"
      Kurtis Conner: "I used to be a barista"

  • @valentinatron
    @valentinatron 4 роки тому +3075

    The little squeech the corporate starbucks lady did when you said you didn’t have anymore questions...I laughed hard and I can’t explain why

    • @AP-px3ni
      @AP-px3ni 4 роки тому +76

      Vale ntina I almost cried

    • @tommychong5466
      @tommychong5466 4 роки тому +6

      Vale ntina Same

    • @sumayosuber8076
      @sumayosuber8076 4 роки тому +23

      Squeech-

    • @yurimessiah
      @yurimessiah 4 роки тому +128

      I'm so confused, why the hell did she do that?? Did she laugh? Have a 2 second stroke?

    • @elizasilvar
      @elizasilvar 4 роки тому +15

      YES!! I'M WHEEZING OMG

  • @libbywisener1337
    @libbywisener1337 4 роки тому +2317

    he kinda had a "kombucha girl" moment with the mac and ramen

    • @ascraeusorange9157
      @ascraeusorange9157 4 роки тому +33

      Elllieanie
      ya like komBUCHA?
      Kurtis LOOVES KOMBUCHA

    • @yeetusfeetus9053
      @yeetusfeetus9053 4 роки тому +7

      It’d be ramen and cheese because Mac is macaroni

    • @melatoing1120
      @melatoing1120 4 роки тому +5

      @Finn Cullin onion-san

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 4 роки тому +5

      @Finn Cullin omg I hate that I know where that's from

    • @drezzoisdead
      @drezzoisdead 4 роки тому

      hi hungry I'm rat ikr

  • @Mid-iala
    @Mid-iala Рік тому +11

    Oh my god, that sweet lady! She was so pleased by how polite you were, good on you for being such a good role model!

  • @nymphaea22
    @nymphaea22 4 роки тому +2413

    imagine being a starbucks worker that’s dealed with really rude people for hours and just wants to get through the day, and then two girls walk in with a camera screaming *”cAN I PLEASE GET A HOLIDAY BAGGED AIR?!?”*

    • @tristanchaplin392
      @tristanchaplin392 4 роки тому +22

      At least it would lighten the mood

    • @tabbiethecat
      @tabbiethecat 4 роки тому +118

      kurtis noticed in his og video that it seemed like they had prerecorded their voices/did a voiceover and lip synced to their own voices. it was weird and didn’t seem real

    • @nymphaea22
      @nymphaea22 4 роки тому +17

      tabbie cat yeah, i was joking about how wack it would be if it was real and you had to witness it.

    • @tabbiethecat
      @tabbiethecat 4 роки тому +8

      natasha. ah understood. i think of i saw that in person *i* would have to apologize to the barista just bc i was in the vicinity

    • @tinfoilwitch7686
      @tinfoilwitch7686 4 роки тому +7

      *hey barISTAAAAA*

  • @lizchandler171
    @lizchandler171 4 роки тому +1994

    “Just a phone call” Kurtis trust me there is nothing simple about making a phone call. YOU KILLED IT THAT IMPRESSED ME

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 роки тому +30

      he did a great job

    • @missmoon1849
      @missmoon1849 4 роки тому +20

      hw did great. he is a good boy

    • @ley8443
      @ley8443 4 роки тому

      i'm still very confused what happened tho?? anyone wanna give a short summary??

    • @missmoon1849
      @missmoon1849 4 роки тому +54

      @@ley8443 what. nothing big happened. Kurtis said he was going to make "just a phone call". and making phone calls it's hard. it's scary. its a literal nightmare.
      and kurtis did it so good 🥰. as op said, he "killed it".

    • @vv285
      @vv285 4 роки тому +16

      holy crap I hate phone calls, not as much as video calls (it can jump of a microwave)

  • @river5568
    @river5568 4 роки тому +2055

    “That’s one meaty lollie!” oh to see without my eyes-  ̄👄 ̄

    • @purpledragon2678
      @purpledragon2678 4 роки тому +135

      Oh to hear without my ears
      🚫👂👁👄👁👂🚫

    • @chewnotchw3
      @chewnotchw3 4 роки тому +8

      GAGSGSSH

    • @sunny-mg9ug
      @sunny-mg9ug 4 роки тому +39

      but i gotta keep an eye out for selenur

    • @river5568
      @river5568 4 роки тому +3

      Camila Lima LMAO DHEKBAHSHW

    • @july4376
      @july4376 4 роки тому +3

      demolition lover I- JSSHISSNDH

  • @abi09
    @abi09 Рік тому +40

    "the lady told me this flavor is really strong so i shouldnt pour too much"
    *pours half of the bottle into a small bowl of noodles*

  • @tessa-marrie
    @tessa-marrie 4 роки тому +3140

    Kurtis is an old man stuck in a 12 year old skater boy’s body

    • @revlis4063
      @revlis4063 3 роки тому +93

      ive never heard anything so true and so specific

    • @mytho-jin1592
      @mytho-jin1592 3 роки тому +21

      @Mat Stan 16 year old according to me

    • @hydrationwater3539
      @hydrationwater3539 3 роки тому +34

      @Mat Stan Those like tattoo stickers that you got at like a birthday party when you were like 8 or something.

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 3 роки тому +4

      @Mat Stan Dude my brother got his first tattoo on his 14th birthday

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @chhavaayayay
    @chhavaayayay 4 роки тому +1093

    "don't touch your face"
    Me: *already touching face, awkwardly puts my hand down*

    • @sagebriarwood6672
      @sagebriarwood6672 4 роки тому +20

      You: makes this comment
      Me: touching my face while reading it
      welp

    • @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs
      @ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs 4 роки тому +6

      Sage Foster goddammit.... same 🤦‍♀️

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 4 роки тому +3

      I always touch my face without realising its really annoying but I have nothing to do with my hands

    • @anoushkasingh2355
      @anoushkasingh2355 4 роки тому

      Same lol

    • @buttonsforabby
      @buttonsforabby 4 роки тому +1

      Chhavi Arora i was gonna comment that...but i was 50 minutes late

  • @ev3613
    @ev3613 4 роки тому +768

    Kurtis on the verge of tears while calling her was the most relatable thing I've ever seen

  • @_.your-fave-ducky._
    @_.your-fave-ducky._ Рік тому +17

    6:55 “mAkIn iT sTiNkY”
    THE GOAT MOVIE LIVES ON

  • @ananyareganti
    @ananyareganti 4 роки тому +1226

    "The "KC" in Casey Neistat stands for Kurtis Conner"
    -Kurtis Conner, 2020

    • @kacey3522
      @kacey3522 4 роки тому +23

      I was today years old when I found out my name is really Kurtis Conner

    • @YooranKujara
      @YooranKujara 4 роки тому +1

      @@kacey3522 Kurtis Conner Lisberg

  • @kbeit8272
    @kbeit8272 4 роки тому +1322

    Dude I wanna be a barista, and if someone came in and asked for bagged air, I would give them an empty bag, charge five dollars, and pocket the money.

    • @kbeit8272
      @kbeit8272 4 роки тому +134

      If I was feeling nice, maybe I would even put ten cents in the register for the bag.

    • @desdesc
      @desdesc 3 роки тому +67

      trust me if you were a barista youd get tired of it real quick espeically any time a customer over the age of 30 came to the counter

    • @LA-yf4jf
      @LA-yf4jf 3 роки тому +36

      Being a barista is like 300 mean people in a row that are in a rush. Then they’re mad at you that they were late to work because they couldn’t mobile order or just leave 15 minutes early to enjoy their coffee/breakfast before work. Oh also people think they have the right to ask you very personal questions and have the right to get their drinks made first because they’re late. 0/10 don’t recommend. Also corporate isn’t ran by baristas so they’ve been imposing standards that aren’t doable, district managers have no idea what it’s like to be on the floor, and work load is not distributed equally.

    • @kbeit8272
      @kbeit8272 3 роки тому +10

      @@LA-yf4jf I'm really sorry if that's your experience, but I want to work in one of the little ones that only have a few people at a time. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to work in a place like Dutch Bros or Star Bucks.

    • @LA-yf4jf
      @LA-yf4jf 3 роки тому +15

      @@kbeit8272 don’t be sorry, I quit even though I was making very good money. If you get hired at a local cafe, it will be such a great experience. Making coffee is so much fun when it’s slow pace.

  • @akistoybox7138
    @akistoybox7138 4 роки тому +4361

    The cotton candy ramen look like the rugs in your therapist office

    • @stargirl_babydoll
      @stargirl_babydoll 4 роки тому +147

      How do you know about the ramen rug

    • @akistoybox7138
      @akistoybox7138 4 роки тому +82

      @@stargirl_babydoll shhhhh

    • @stargirl_babydoll
      @stargirl_babydoll 4 роки тому +72

      @@akistoybox7138 oh sorry. We will keep it between us ok .

    • @leavemealonethx
      @leavemealonethx 4 роки тому +109

      I wouldnt know I cant afford therapy aha
      Fuck

    • @nooneknows8723
      @nooneknows8723 4 роки тому +42

      Akis bookis, your profile picture is a total masterpiece...

  • @RomeoTheGnomeo
    @RomeoTheGnomeo 5 місяців тому +8

    Whenever no one is uploading i just go back through danny, drew and kurtis's channels and just watch all they're old videos i dont remember as well. Its always very comforting bc they havent changed at all in a good way. Love you kurtis

    • @lemin0u
      @lemin0u 5 місяців тому

      lmao same

  • @sofiamanni295
    @sofiamanni295 4 роки тому +1527

    he radiates the mildest chaotic energy I love that so much

  • @kait2223
    @kait2223 3 роки тому +2954

    maybe the real holiday bagged air was the friends we made along the way

    • @hamianagrande
      @hamianagrande 3 роки тому +61

      that’s beautiful 🥺

    • @qmo87
      @qmo87 3 роки тому +6

      heheheheh like beggar go brrrrrr

    • @ramie_
      @ramie_ 3 роки тому +5

      What

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 роки тому +34

      qmo 87 if this comment is like begging, then your reply is like begging, and my reply is like begging. Everything is like begging, be careful.

    • @clownbeetles
      @clownbeetles 3 роки тому +20

      FUCK FRIENDS I WANT MY BAGGED AIR!

  • @danivaav
    @danivaav 3 роки тому +7958

    She did NOT say *_"jUiCy SqUiRt"_* in baby voice, dear God.

    • @onionman8811
      @onionman8811 3 роки тому +529

      it made me just.. uncomfortable

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 3 роки тому +172

      so jellyyyyy

    • @excuseyou7198
      @excuseyou7198 3 роки тому +108

      @@otterlilyx SOOOO BEEFY

    • @abbitye2924
      @abbitye2924 3 роки тому +68

      atleast she didnt say it seductively

    • @jf2801
      @jf2801 3 роки тому +57

      @@excuseyou7198 beefy, juicy squirt. I think I just made it worse, somehow...

  • @cherry_studios2023
    @cherry_studios2023 Рік тому +18

    THE MOMENT HE SAID "animal crossing is coming out soon" IT HIT ME JUST HOW LONG AGO THIS IS

  • @alexparsons3579
    @alexparsons3579 4 роки тому +5031

    jacob is literally the most wholesome person ever. that smile, hes adorable and so sweett

  • @betssylopez5895
    @betssylopez5895 4 роки тому +518

    kurtis: i used to be a barista
    also kurtis: *shows a picture of harry styles dressed as a starbucks employee*

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 3 роки тому +11064

    I want to see more of Kurtis doing "pranks" that are just him being nervous then everyone being sweet because he's trying his best

  • @morfy42
    @morfy42 Рік тому +9

    Omg the wholesome way Jacob tried his hardest not to wreck the promo by still smiling!

  • @bnny1984
    @bnny1984 4 роки тому +950

    the way he's just busting an uwu the entire time the lady at the coorporate office was talking though

    • @kn1ght-788
      @kn1ght-788 4 роки тому +43

      She was so sweet and understandingggggg