I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

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  • Опубліковано 12 тра 2020
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    We all know acting on TikTok is very cool and awesome, and sometimes epic! So I had to make a video about it; and I think you'll agree when I say I have found the best actor on TikTok. Enjoy :)
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  • @kiranaomi3734
    @kiranaomi3734 4 роки тому +10257

    Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 4 роки тому +183

      He forgot the other one too :'(

    • @isisbear3498
      @isisbear3498 4 роки тому +181

      Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

    • @kissesonhigh
      @kissesonhigh 4 роки тому +129

      I subscribed for Nothing huh

    • @asiaqin4294
      @asiaqin4294 4 роки тому +58

      But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

    • @bingobongo781
      @bingobongo781 4 роки тому +30

      Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

  • @bangtanbois415
    @bangtanbois415 4 роки тому +5542

    POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

    • @canuzzi
      @canuzzi 4 роки тому +61

      He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

    • @exosproudmamabear558
      @exosproudmamabear558 4 роки тому +87

      @@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 роки тому +50

      @@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

    • @sabshilli7002
      @sabshilli7002 4 роки тому +42

      Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

    • @lenzoproductions
      @lenzoproductions 4 роки тому +14

      @@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

  • @cucumbersruletheworld
    @cucumbersruletheworld Рік тому +3783

    *THAT ONE TIME HE DIDNT GIVE US A GREETING....IVE FOUND IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS*

  • @KorakiPetrov
    @KorakiPetrov Рік тому +1446

    Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀

    • @beebop5040
      @beebop5040 9 місяців тому +54

      I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

    • @ava1216
      @ava1216 8 місяців тому +23

      I CACKLED

    • @kathrynwright9588
      @kathrynwright9588 6 місяців тому +7

      its so fucking funny every time

    • @Hampster_lol
      @Hampster_lol Місяць тому +1

      @@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

    • @IvysWhackedWonderland
      @IvysWhackedWonderland 18 днів тому +1

      c:

  • @WoodenRose16
    @WoodenRose16 4 роки тому +1955

    He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.

  • @spodsder
    @spodsder 3 роки тому +12680

    Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

  • @Stinky_malinky
    @Stinky_malinky Рік тому +86

    5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀

  • @thekarlshow_tm
    @thekarlshow_tm Рік тому +682

    As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔

  • @themainevent381
    @themainevent381 3 роки тому +3629

    Fellas, if your girl:
    Has two thingies,
    Has a wagon in the back,
    And has six legs,
    She's not your girl. She's jordys

    • @mau6068
      @mau6068 3 роки тому +23

      Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

    • @sxpphs
      @sxpphs 3 роки тому +47

      Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

    • @junosbitch
      @junosbitch 3 роки тому +8

      Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 3 роки тому +4

      Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 3 роки тому +2

      @@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

  • @mari-su8up
    @mari-su8up 4 роки тому +11952

    POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

    • @yannam5339
      @yannam5339 4 роки тому +60

      😔

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 роки тому +94

      *sad noises*

    • @kaeldlr2018
      @kaeldlr2018 3 роки тому +102

      #Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

    • @norao0oo761
      @norao0oo761 3 роки тому +7

      Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

    • @hannahtimmons4097
      @hannahtimmons4097 3 роки тому +5

      No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

  • @unsatisfied_with_my_servic8538
    @unsatisfied_with_my_servic8538 Рік тому +164

    I quite like the lamp that you added it really added some more interest to the scene. It also lit you up from the back and it really centered you which was also really cool! The design of the lamp could improve either making is gold colored or silver maybe grey or you could put maybe a green plant or design to pull it all together. Overall I like the lamp and it defiantly added more interest to your video! :)

    • @marlowcram7068
      @marlowcram7068 10 днів тому +2

      I found the only person who actually answered his question instead of complaining about the forgotten extra greeting

  • @AceJackWagon885
    @AceJackWagon885 9 місяців тому +146

    Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day."
    Me: *YES PLEASE*

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 8 місяців тому +12

      fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 6 місяців тому +10

      the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

    • @someoneunknown7655
      @someoneunknown7655 5 місяців тому +4

      How quickly people forget the past

  • @nixymew987
    @nixymew987 2 роки тому +7080

    But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao

    • @deliriouspenis
      @deliriouspenis 2 роки тому +294

      He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 2 роки тому +76

      I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

    • @welikerosafloyd
      @welikerosafloyd 2 роки тому +52

      Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

    • @original_ace0806
      @original_ace0806 2 роки тому +56

      @@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

    • @LolaLemonArt
      @LolaLemonArt 2 роки тому +35

      He gets the dog shed

  • @speccysquaregolike9629
    @speccysquaregolike9629 3 роки тому +3195

    "the coveted middle smirk"
    👁u👁

  • @luatv8165
    @luatv8165 Рік тому +93

    The middle smirk really got me Lmaooo

  • @isabellarocks6522
    @isabellarocks6522 3 місяці тому +15

    As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..

  • @yannahpeeps2002
    @yannahpeeps2002 3 роки тому +1817

    “Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020

  • @coolbeanz1070
    @coolbeanz1070 4 роки тому +6529

    Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie

  • @khloeratzlaff
    @khloeratzlaff Рік тому +7

    “The covered middle smirk” oh my fucking lord💀💀

  • @bell4898
    @bell4898 9 місяців тому +33

    This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.

  • @loveemily1589
    @loveemily1589 3 роки тому +4826

    Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants

    • @himaragamage6400
      @himaragamage6400 3 роки тому +47

      Valid

    • @reandezine
      @reandezine 3 роки тому +13

      420 likes hell yeah

    • @wowimstillalive5878
      @wowimstillalive5878 3 роки тому +24

      I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

    • @juliadrake8878
      @juliadrake8878 3 роки тому +2

      Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

    • @kyo-kv2xh
      @kyo-kv2xh 3 роки тому +4

      🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

  • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
    @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 4 роки тому +1964

    So, um.... apparently “indoor boyfriend” is a real term. Basically they’re boyfriends who you are embarrassed to have around your friends and family. How’ve I never heard this before?

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd 4 роки тому +56

      I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.

    • @cythiaunicorn5179
      @cythiaunicorn5179 4 роки тому +10

      That’s sad

    • @vernahassenfeldt2015
      @vernahassenfeldt2015 4 роки тому +80

      If your embarrassed to be around them why even be with them. That’s fucked upppp

    • @kreto-chanva7207
      @kreto-chanva7207 4 роки тому +15

      That's the saddest definition I've ever heard

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 4 роки тому +17

      @@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public

  • @slaisk1405
    @slaisk1405 Рік тому +105

    It's so rare for comedy creators to make me even smile and you make me laugh hard I love your channel

  • @thebiggerkirb974
    @thebiggerkirb974 9 місяців тому +9

    Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting

  • @jackie5481
    @jackie5481 4 роки тому +8914

    things not to thirst after:
    -serial killers
    -kidnappers
    -ants

    • @Sqoobthedude
      @Sqoobthedude 4 роки тому +55

      Jackie PT this spells ska

    • @maplemoht
      @maplemoht 4 роки тому +327

      Ants do be kinda thicc tho

    • @coreytrevorson5628
      @coreytrevorson5628 4 роки тому +57

      I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho

    • @sploosh3792
      @sploosh3792 4 роки тому +132

      Ants are so thick doe 😳👌

    • @juicecarton5076
      @juicecarton5076 4 роки тому +91

      What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute

  • @SkeIewizard
    @SkeIewizard 3 роки тому +5292

    POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

    • @nadsvol6
      @nadsvol6 3 роки тому +104

      remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

    • @leoniemuller2096
      @leoniemuller2096 2 роки тому +1

      @@nadsvol6 whyyy?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 роки тому +78

      @@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other UA-camr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

    • @luizearaujo5844
      @luizearaujo5844 2 роки тому +5

      @@amandab722 WHAT?

    • @maryaliceloring3795
      @maryaliceloring3795 2 роки тому +20

      @@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

  • @Inconsistance_
    @Inconsistance_ 6 місяців тому +16

    Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night

  • @magicdawn1973
    @magicdawn1973 10 місяців тому +68

    Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :')
    Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.

  • @kadeorade5296
    @kadeorade5296 3 роки тому +2639

    “I’m auditioning for Mother Who’s Baby Just Exploded.”
    BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIREWOOORK

    • @farateq
      @farateq 3 роки тому +41

      This dent me into orbit

    • @sqoishicasette
      @sqoishicasette 3 роки тому +19

      I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 3 роки тому +12

      your name is very creative

    • @sarastories8074
      @sarastories8074 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

    • @divyasrivastava216
      @divyasrivastava216 3 роки тому +2

      I was caught off guard when he sang that

  • @Nico-xi5rn
    @Nico-xi5rn 3 роки тому +5293

    "Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."

  • @duggyrulz85
    @duggyrulz85 Рік тому +14

    coveted middle smirk has now been screenshotted and added to core memories

  • @_kiwari_
    @_kiwari_ 9 місяців тому +12

    Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat?
    Imagine,
    “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!”
    “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.”
    “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”

    • @noahdaanimalguy7673
      @noahdaanimalguy7673 6 місяців тому +2

      “My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

  • @daynakindermann141
    @daynakindermann141 4 роки тому +9327

    everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece

    • @stainedbread7945
      @stainedbread7945 3 роки тому +320

      don't forget about the lamp

    • @Xweetibird
      @Xweetibird 3 роки тому +265

      As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

    • @maneitzme
      @maneitzme 3 роки тому +21

      no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

    • @Duckmaster-tw2cd
      @Duckmaster-tw2cd 3 роки тому +19

      And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

    • @couchpotato4928
      @couchpotato4928 3 роки тому +10

      People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

  • @LukeAlexander
    @LukeAlexander 3 роки тому +7905

    Ants do be thick though

    • @jakegoodman7567
      @jakegoodman7567 3 роки тому +62

      I don’t like you

    • @desiree1867
      @desiree1867 3 роки тому +86

      Yes!! They got it from all the food they stole from us 😭

    • @litstenpop3083
      @litstenpop3083 3 роки тому +176

      @@jakegoodman7567 I don't like u

    • @cermetthedog6485
      @cermetthedog6485 3 роки тому +20

      Jake Goodman ahaha well at least she’s up front abt it 😂

    • @evamishchenko9986
      @evamishchenko9986 3 роки тому +25

      Oh hi I know you, you are fun to watch

  • @___OanonymousO___
    @___OanonymousO___ 9 місяців тому +5

    POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression

  • @leifsilva4816
    @leifsilva4816 Місяць тому +5

    Why hasn't Kurtis become a Jedi yet? If his birthday is on May 4th he's a star wars child.

  • @alicelily550
    @alicelily550 4 роки тому +4686

    kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing
    also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

    • @ilovemj4896
      @ilovemj4896 4 роки тому +9

      😂 🤣lol

    • @kairymercado7772
      @kairymercado7772 4 роки тому +9

      YES LMAO

    • @aliciaguzman1224
      @aliciaguzman1224 3 роки тому +53

      ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza 10 місяців тому +4

      That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

  • @finn3935
    @finn3935 4 роки тому +4200

    there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.

    • @mrendo5593
      @mrendo5593 4 роки тому +191

      some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

    • @temperature4984
      @temperature4984 4 роки тому +81

      I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

    • @scottishrebeljo8158
      @scottishrebeljo8158 4 роки тому +31

      I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

    • @yaboidannydevito7810
      @yaboidannydevito7810 4 роки тому +36

      This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

    • @natbrown7012
      @natbrown7012 4 роки тому +3

      I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

  • @sofiamariadeane6400
    @sofiamariadeane6400 Рік тому +9

    been watching the video to get out of the Little Sad and after watching 13 minutes w a straight face, Baby youre a firework made my day

  • @olliescribbles
    @olliescribbles Рік тому +5

    11:47
    just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)

  • @mackenzie__
    @mackenzie__ 4 роки тому +11444

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t”
    Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @hiimjames6215
      @hiimjames6215 4 роки тому +454

      I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 роки тому +150

      FOLKS

    • @corbenwegman6999
      @corbenwegman6999 4 роки тому +88

      His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

    • @MrFletout
      @MrFletout 4 роки тому +12

      You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

    • @cosmicberry6096
      @cosmicberry6096 4 роки тому +12

      @T Dawg 👏

  • @miwitistic
    @miwitistic 3 роки тому +4752

    “Middle smirk”
    . .
    V

  • @jweaver9089
    @jweaver9089 10 місяців тому +3

    i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.

  • @fuckgandor
    @fuckgandor Рік тому +6

    who keeps telling these men we want them they have got far too much confidence and i can't take these tiktoks anymore

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 4 роки тому +1645

    Everyone: “omg I hate quarantine”
    Indoor boyfriends: 😒

    • @Amelia-dh1ot
      @Amelia-dh1ot 4 роки тому +45

      but imagine how tired we are of it

    • @megamozaik
      @megamozaik 4 роки тому +55

      Shit, you just reminded me that I have to go make sure my outdoor boyfriend has a mask and hand sanitizer.

    • @am-zj4mq
      @am-zj4mq 4 роки тому +6

      Amelia
      but imagine how tired WE ARE OF IT

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      @thewriteinpresident 4 роки тому

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    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 роки тому +3

      @@thewriteinpresident Your rant full of criticism and shaming is already confusing enough, then to see you have porn on your channel banner... ._.

  • @greciaortiz7634
    @greciaortiz7634 4 роки тому +17444

    kurtis: forgets the extra greeting
    twitter: let’s get him boys

    • @alyssa6743
      @alyssa6743 4 роки тому +274

      get his ass

    • @alvinemp9042
      @alvinemp9042 4 роки тому +120

      it freaked me out when i first saw

    • @imsorryaccount1426
      @imsorryaccount1426 4 роки тому +146

      He was just so excited for his birthday

    • @blackdollie
      @blackdollie 4 роки тому +5

      ??? what happend?

    • @muddbug
      @muddbug 4 роки тому +28

      Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp

  • @D3Smok3
    @D3Smok3 9 місяців тому +5

    POV: You're here 3 years later

  • @kfcoyote
    @kfcoyote 10 місяців тому +4

    Kurtis why are you actually a good singer
    I thought it was just a joke but your voice is literally beautiful

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 3 роки тому +9510

    *”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*

    • @hobijooh7397
      @hobijooh7397 3 роки тому +461

      HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan 3 роки тому +139

      @@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

    • @nicolelewis5237
      @nicolelewis5237 3 роки тому +102

      Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

    • @nopenottoday734
      @nopenottoday734 3 роки тому +6

      I agree completely

    • @romi6885
      @romi6885 3 роки тому +10

      @Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

  • @Sam-xe2bz
    @Sam-xe2bz 4 роки тому +1346

    “Emotionally lipsyncing a song? That’s not acting.” *Rupaul wants to know your location*

    • @lillykempf3689
      @lillykempf3689 4 роки тому +59

      Lipsync for your life is a whole different level 😂

    • @sydgrace48
      @sydgrace48 4 роки тому +2

      I’m your 1,000th like

    • @clemfandango6675
      @clemfandango6675 4 роки тому

      rupaul thinks her own acting is acting

  • @n.ymble_
    @n.ymble_ 11 місяців тому +2

    bro took "if i were an ant, would you date me?" to another level

  • @piet_henk_III
    @piet_henk_III 24 дні тому +1

    This guy's production quality is extremely high. He made a entire song for a video!

  • @mimigrace0907
    @mimigrace0907 4 роки тому +5120

    *Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting*
    the world is actually ending

  • @eleanorgouldie9355
    @eleanorgouldie9355 4 роки тому +16137

    POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting

  • @ellenmiller7165
    @ellenmiller7165 6 місяців тому +4

    The middle smirk made me cry😂

  • @karl6683
    @karl6683 7 місяців тому +6

    Currently, he has watched Ants 441k times.

  • @mellifroze7532
    @mellifroze7532 4 роки тому +2421

    ngl kurtis' acting as the indoor boyfriend deserves a jordy

    • @yudonnom3
      @yudonnom3 3 роки тому +20

      this is a reply

    • @plant7371
      @plant7371 3 роки тому +20

      this is a reply to a reply

    • @camt8240
      @camt8240 3 роки тому +21

      This is a reply for someone replying to a reply

    • @magik8295
      @magik8295 3 роки тому +17

      This is a reply to a reply to a reply to a reply

    • @rem-nl3dl
      @rem-nl3dl 3 роки тому +18

      This is a reply to a reply to a reply to reply to a reply to someone replying to a reply.

  • @hbombscantling7722
    @hbombscantling7722 4 роки тому +5637

    Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside

    • @a-c-2001
      @a-c-2001 4 роки тому +82

      HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

    • @maitreyeenabar1754
      @maitreyeenabar1754 4 роки тому +66

      Wait but what if it rains and shit

    • @nathalie4732
      @nathalie4732 4 роки тому +229

      indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

    • @Kitkat-vj1yu
      @Kitkat-vj1yu 3 роки тому +37

      Homeboy must stink.

    • @najnis3174
      @najnis3174 3 роки тому +88

      @@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

  • @Paeoniaceae
    @Paeoniaceae Місяць тому +3

    7:19 THAT'S THE PLOT OF THE BEE MOVIE 😭😭😭💀💀

  • @BeerCityBandit
    @BeerCityBandit Рік тому +2

    "The middle smirk" just fucking sent me for some reason. 😭😭😭

  • @mynamesimm
    @mynamesimm 3 роки тому +1895

    “I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT”
    *-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*

    • @jessespicer6036
      @jessespicer6036 3 роки тому +42

      The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

  • @saltyysnails
    @saltyysnails 4 роки тому +3128

    kurtis, who didn’t do the extra greeting: i’m not changing for SHIT

  • @thatoneperson564
    @thatoneperson564 7 місяців тому +4

    I feel so violated as a cosplaying theater kid and I’m only 2 minutes in 😭😭

  • @jonquilmr13
    @jonquilmr13 3 місяці тому +1

    Tbh the lamp was the first thing I noticed. Beautiful and has warm lighting, good choice !

  • @Angelina-pr5hl
    @Angelina-pr5hl 4 роки тому +2799

    Kurtis: No extra greeting
    Me: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @jakobsin8414
      @jakobsin8414 4 роки тому +132

      I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

    • @auxtomates3757
      @auxtomates3757 4 роки тому +4

      😭😖😣😢🤬💔

    • @Vivicci.x
      @Vivicci.x 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jambgarn5695
      @jambgarn5695 4 роки тому +2

      Elevator Girl I was wondering

    • @h7672
      @h7672 4 роки тому +7

      BUT WE GOT A SONG

  • @kirbyvanwyngarden4614
    @kirbyvanwyngarden4614 3 роки тому +3211

    The middle smirk is SO underrated

  • @Da77leraz
    @Da77leraz 11 місяців тому +5

    You’re right that isn’t a puka shell necklace. His necklace is made of SODA CAN TABS which is much worse

  • @eden13
    @eden13 9 місяців тому +3

    I was NOT prepared for firework 😭

  • @mm_203
    @mm_203 4 роки тому +5057

    Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

    • @tdawg6365
      @tdawg6365 4 роки тому +174

      Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

    • @Karina-uy1jr
      @Karina-uy1jr 4 роки тому +50

      T Dawg hopefully 😥

    • @jovenjota4821
      @jovenjota4821 4 роки тому +45

      Fucking asshole

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 роки тому +23

      Also has a lamp now

    • @dorothyscheines3194
      @dorothyscheines3194 4 роки тому +31

      KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

  • @elim.6609
    @elim.6609 4 роки тому +8013

    POV: You’re in the comments wondering if anyone else didn’t get an extra greeting

    • @angelloodleoul4217
      @angelloodleoul4217 4 роки тому +115

      Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings

    • @heavenlything
      @heavenlything 4 роки тому +32

      execution

    • @cjsluiter1917
      @cjsluiter1917 4 роки тому +16

      Phew. It's not just me

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 4 роки тому +18

      Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!

    • @BootsofButter
      @BootsofButter 4 роки тому +7

      I too was missing my extra greeting :,(

  • @rainey-lemon
    @rainey-lemon Рік тому +3

    0:12 "ALRIGHT"
    "YES"

  • @anastasiarivera3063
    @anastasiarivera3063 Місяць тому +1

    Kurtis would be such a phenomenal medieval bard!!! 🤩🤩🤩

    • @dilfasriel6354
      @dilfasriel6354 Місяць тому

      Lol what a weird thing to say. I love it

  • @lindsayjanae
    @lindsayjanae 4 роки тому +12822

    POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

    • @liberty3542
      @liberty3542 4 роки тому +79

      🥺😭😭😭

    • @oliviaclifton1273
      @oliviaclifton1273 4 роки тому +560

      “I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 4 роки тому +64

      And you have to be nice because it's the law

    • @buggiie
      @buggiie 4 роки тому +111

      day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

    • @worldwidehandsome7084
      @worldwidehandsome7084 4 роки тому +59

      feeling kinda scammed rn...

  • @strongboi3028
    @strongboi3028 3 роки тому +5463

    I can’t imagine how people are actually binge watching his tiktoks when all he does is going like “🥺🤤😏” while the pov says: „you are a cat and i throw a slice of cheese in your face 😳👉🏻👈🏻”

    • @macaca1586
      @macaca1586 3 роки тому +176

      I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

    • @onionboy6074
      @onionboy6074 3 роки тому +66

      *Donkey noises* I just died

    • @user-bl1tm7ji9o
      @user-bl1tm7ji9o 3 роки тому +15

      VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

    • @maskedvamp
      @maskedvamp 3 роки тому +5

      I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

    • @obesekaren
      @obesekaren 3 роки тому +33

      The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

  • @UrMissingSock
    @UrMissingSock 10 місяців тому +3

    The missing extra greeting hits hard

  • @GachaLifeGirl
    @GachaLifeGirl 15 днів тому

    Crazy Cae is a good POV song lip syncer. Her characters are from her book she’s writing or from other fandoms. She’s insanely talented, and her costumes, makeup, and editing say enough about her creativity. She does things on mental health, Star Wars, her Golden Legacy characters, other original characters, Marvel, Greek Gods… just check her out. She’s crazy talented.

  • @aylove.
    @aylove. 4 роки тому +1497

    Kurtis Conner - singer, songwriter, actor, indoor boyfriend.

    • @haleemamalik4308
      @haleemamalik4308 4 роки тому +7

      Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors

    • @emoboy42069
      @emoboy42069 4 роки тому

      Don’t forget dancer (2:21)

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 роки тому

      @@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and UA-cam Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!!
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    • @haeflxwer4727
      @haeflxwer4727 4 роки тому +1

      what the fuck.

  • @bigstanky115
    @bigstanky115 4 роки тому +4028

    I LOST it when he went for the middle smirk

  • @frxqgy
    @frxqgy Рік тому +4

    prayers for melanie, play date was too good of a song for this

  • @sparklestarspompomunicorn
    @sparklestarspompomunicorn Рік тому +28

    11:26 adskip

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 3 роки тому +5522

    POV: You’re lying in bed having a silent breakdown over Krutis forgetting about giving you your second greeting.

  • @megstevenson762
    @megstevenson762 3 роки тому +6672

    Kurtis: “Even though I’m 26 I’m not changing.”
    Also Kurtis: **forgets to do the extra greeting**
    Me: “Well apparently you have.”

    • @rowanwashburn5015
      @rowanwashburn5015 3 роки тому +58

      I miss my extra greeting!!

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 3 роки тому +8

      Same!

    • @cal927
      @cal927 3 роки тому +46

      I WANT MY EXTRA GREETING THIS IS A S C A M

    • @23trainwreck32
      @23trainwreck32 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, that's the worst way to change as a person. Complete 180..
      Good to see people aren't overreacting over nothing.
      🤦

    • @megstevenson762
      @megstevenson762 3 роки тому +2

      Omg tysm for all the likes!

  • @InNeedOfMentalHelp-qb4ky
    @InNeedOfMentalHelp-qb4ky День тому

    Wait, why do I want like a full album for Kurtis? I love his diss tracks and everything else. 😂 indoor boyfriend song slapped

  • @RainCloud_24
    @RainCloud_24 25 днів тому +1

    8:22 I GOT A BUG SPRAY AD OMG THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER 😭😭😭😭

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 4 роки тому +2967

    POV: you’re crying in the shower and unsubbing because there was no extra greeting

  • @p00niK
    @p00niK 3 роки тому +5026

    i think about "the middle smirk" way too often

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 3 роки тому +151

      I guess it has that effect on people

    • @p00niK
      @p00niK 3 роки тому +101

      Dead Slushie Walkin' It’s mesmerizing

    • @artsopod
      @artsopod 3 роки тому +37

      @@p00niK yes, yes it is...

    • @bobacloud7039
      @bobacloud7039 3 роки тому +9

      oop

    • @shannmander
      @shannmander 3 роки тому +41

      Looking forward to that smirk on merch❤

  • @MinaKULTRA
    @MinaKULTRA Рік тому +2

    I'm gonna cry, I can't believe he didn't give an extra greeting

  • @isabellarocks6522
    @isabellarocks6522 3 місяці тому +1

    I've watched this video several times and I JUST realized that the tiktok he uses at 2:21 is one of his tiktoks

  • @him1517
    @him1517 3 роки тому +3444

    “Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis

  • @hazelc9329
    @hazelc9329 4 роки тому +7587

    The music industry been real quiet since Kurtis dropped “Indoor Boyfriend.”

  • @Snoopy_Nerd
    @Snoopy_Nerd 9 місяців тому +1

    Blud just sneaked a musical into the video and thought we wouldn't notice

  • @eyeballsoup7310
    @eyeballsoup7310 10 місяців тому +3

    Dude like a year ago I tried to write a joke (lemon demon inspired) song called indoor boyfriend that was about being an ant. I’ve never watched this video before. What the actual hell am I in an indoor boyfrant hivemind

    • @BiscuitBlocker
      @BiscuitBlocker 10 місяців тому +3

      Yes we are all a lemon demon hive mind that thinks about indoor boyfriends.

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality 8 місяців тому +2

      @@BiscuitBlocker can confirm, i AM an indoor boyfriend :)

  • @adrianaondrejka2062
    @adrianaondrejka2062 4 роки тому +1833

    Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.

    • @jujuskiswim
      @jujuskiswim 4 роки тому +9

      Sandra Fray yesss

    • @PimpernelVA
      @PimpernelVA 4 роки тому +4

      I live for your truths

    • @patrochilles6275
      @patrochilles6275 4 роки тому +6

      Hey fellow carry on fan

    • @carseatneedsrest
      @carseatneedsrest 4 роки тому +1

      L

    • @sunsprite3497
      @sunsprite3497 4 роки тому +3

      i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend

  • @rachelcarstens2344
    @rachelcarstens2344 4 роки тому +1510

    Plot twist: outdoor boyfriend and indoor boyfriend fall in love and run away to live on an ant farm

    • @sarahwhite7104
      @sarahwhite7104 4 роки тому +28

      Beautiful 😓

    • @stainedbread7945
      @stainedbread7945 3 роки тому +43

      plot twist: the indoor boyfriend is having an affair with the queen ant... bisexual rep

    • @amydunnefp
      @amydunnefp 3 роки тому +2

      idk if you saw my comment but I commented the exact same thing.. no hate though :)

    • @rachelcarstens2344
      @rachelcarstens2344 3 роки тому

      Reeses Puffs YES

    • @rachelcarstens2344
      @rachelcarstens2344 3 роки тому +2

      yalikejazz123 omg Im sorry I really didn’t see it, great minds think alike tho :)

  • @iloveshinobusengoku
    @iloveshinobusengoku 2 місяці тому +2

    I ain't even gonna lie, you ate the "Indoor Boyfriend Tango" up

  • @emimew
    @emimew Рік тому +7

    Theory: the indoor boyfriend actually went insane staying all the time inside and murdered, out of jealousy, the outside boyfriend. He wanted to take the place of the outside boyfriend, but the partner called the police. After he was convicted of murder and sentenced for a lifetime in prison, he totally lost it and escaped to kill his ex partner for taking his opportunity away being a outsid boyfriend

    • @IdislikeTechnology
      @IdislikeTechnology 4 місяці тому

      Or he went back to "win her back" by explaining to her that he "just wanted to be her all- around bf", like "if she only hears me out, she'll totally get where i'm coming frooom"

  • @vira6847
    @vira6847 4 роки тому +1586

    kurtis: i’m not changing for shit
    also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting
    i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you

    • @Justherelol69
      @Justherelol69 4 роки тому +17

      Omg I though I was the only one who saw it

  • @peepeepoopoo7182
    @peepeepoopoo7182 4 роки тому +15164

    POV: you’re Kurtis’s lamp watching him forget his extra greeting

    • @chocolatepiano7366
      @chocolatepiano7366 4 роки тому +202

      That's exactly what I am. How did you know?!

    • @chrysanthy
      @chrysanthy 4 роки тому +108

      @@chocolatepiano7366 I'm sorry. It's not your fault.

    • @luciaz5249
      @luciaz5249 4 роки тому +36

      but if this was the lamp's pov you'd see his back. this is the camera's pov

    • @chocolatepiano7366
      @chocolatepiano7366 4 роки тому +151

      @@luciaz5249 Don't pretend to understand the ways of the lamp.

    • @georgiagrigorian8940
      @georgiagrigorian8940 3 роки тому +29

      Your name...

  • @ursmallchild3555
    @ursmallchild3555 9 місяців тому +1

    “The coveted middle smirk”