everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece
rewatching and i still think outdoor boyfriend has it worse. he has to sleep outside, shower in the rain, pee on trees etc. indoor boyfriend may have the more boring job but he has A/C and stuff. Amenities
kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend
also autistic & i think the popularity of pov videos during quarantine made my problems with eye contact like a bazillion times worse 💔💔💔 what if i make eye contact with guy and he thinks im ant 💔
@@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other UA-camr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.
fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀
Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat? Imagine, “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!” “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.” “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”
The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.
As a citizen of The kurtistown, I would like to objectify against our mayor due to the lack of the extra greeting . I’m completely devastated and did not think the day would come. The pain that I’m feeling right now, I would not wish it on my worst enemy.
As another citizen of The Kurtistown, I declare that my mental health had a considerable decline after this lack of responsability, how could you Kurtis? Our minds will forgot this with the time, but our hearths will always feel this lost, the pain. R.I.P extra greeting
As a citizen of The Kurtistown, I completely agree, your point is clear and relatable for the other citizens. I’ve been feeling bad... horrible... awful. The lack of the extra greeting has increased the level of depression in our town, and this has to STOP. Let’s sign a petition and bring our extra greeting back, as it’s what we deserve and what we WILL get.
Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants
So, um.... apparently “indoor boyfriend” is a real term. Basically they’re boyfriends who you are embarrassed to have around your friends and family. How’ve I never heard this before?
I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.
@@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public
imagine the outdoor boyfriend it’s probably worse. like he’s not allowed to go inside, he sleeps in the park and he has to ask people to get him food because he can’t go in stores.
this dude is perfect to watch while faded and doing schoolwork bc i am not paying attention whatsoever and i randomly tune back in to a song about a man begging to go outside .
@@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and UA-cam Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-reason-there-are-no-people-is-cause-the-edison-has-been-powered-down-you-are-not-a-hologram_Fb3NYf5mS4uU7UW.html THE PEOPLE ARE {ALL MISSING} CAUSE WE BLEW UP THE EDISON MACHINE OF FORCED “Slave Labor” TECHNOLOGY In Santa Barbara CALIFORNIA USA!!! The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++
11:47 just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)
actually I pictured "indoor boyfriend" being more like "indoor cat," as in, if he was let outside he'd wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife and then get hit by a car
if i let my indoor cat out, he'd probably just wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife because we took him to the vet, and we have proof that he survived some kind of accident sometime in the past
okay but regardless of the whole missing extra greeting fiasco... this is one of your funniest videos to date. i was crying laughing at the song. well played, kurtis.
Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :') Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.
Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.
He forgot the other one too :'(
Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to
I subscribed for Nothing huh
But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)
Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed
Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience
Definitely
Oh that makes sense
I still feel cheated
#jordysants
It's a hashtag now :D
POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you
😔
*sad noises*
#Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo
Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like
No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂
Kurtis making fun of theater kids and releasing the most musical theatre song ever 15 minutes later is so fucking funny
Fr
POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.
He is to old now, to do extra greetings.
@@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.
@@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.
Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.
@@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.
everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece
don't forget about the lamp
As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge
no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.
And its his birthdayyyayshdb-
People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.
POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting
🥺😭😭😭
“I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.
And you have to be nice because it's the law
day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔
feeling kinda scammed rn...
rewatching and i still think outdoor boyfriend has it worse. he has to sleep outside, shower in the rain, pee on trees etc. indoor boyfriend may have the more boring job but he has A/C and stuff. Amenities
Based
kurtis: forgets the extra greeting
twitter: let’s get him boys
get his ass
it freaked me out when i first saw
He was just so excited for his birthday
??? what happend?
Joy BEnard Excited about his birthday and introducing his lamp
The middle smirk is SO underrated
IKR!
my drink spilled because of that🔫🌹
•v•
👁️u👁️
IT TOOK ME OUTTTT SJNSJSBSGDHA
NOT THE MIDDLE SMIRK- 😭
"the coveted middle smirk"
👁u👁
My favorite comment in this video
or οцο
Autumn foxx
Oh that’s the upside down smirk
That was my fave part of the vid
Kaede Akamastu hows it hanging
Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀
I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭
I CACKLED
its so fucking funny every time
@@beebop5040I seen this video too many times
c:
But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao
He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️
I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂
Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master
@@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much
He gets the dog shed
POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting
Wah
That really hurted me doe
That kinda hurted me a little
*UNSUBSCRIBE*
We better get a double extra greeting next video
I LOST it when he went for the middle smirk
Big Stanky ikr
You lost what
IKR
Wholesome Libtard it
kurtis: owo
5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀
c:
:>
The lack of praise for Kurtis’ song in these comments is disappointing.
I was just searching for one! So disappointing...
Ok simp
ikr omg
I only liked to get it to 1k likes
gaming channel 100%
The music industry been real quiet since Kurtis dropped “Indoor Boyfriend.”
the anthem of the quarantine
And that's the tea
I so want him to make it available
Okay.
gold
kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing
also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend
😂 🤣lol
YES LMAO
ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped
That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.
Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting
kurtis: * makes fun of theater kids *
also kurtis: ****18:47****
he's literally acting like every theater kid ever. and honestly? i respect that.
No one hates theater kids more than theater kids. There's a reason it's called the DRAMA department.
lutisky i was literally scouring my brain for every musical theater song i know trying to figure out if he was parodying one lmfao
Kurtis liked ur comment
theater kid? i hardly know her kid‼️‼️🤣🤣
Fellas, if your girl:
Has two thingies,
Has a wagon in the back,
And has six legs,
She's not your girl. She's jordys
Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one
Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪
Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s
Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-
@@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly
POV: You’re in the comments wondering if anyone else didn’t get an extra greeting
Life is depressing without Curtis' extra greetings
execution
Phew. It's not just me
Oh God oh no the existential dread!! It's creeping in oh no! Kurtis please!
I too was missing my extra greeting :,(
As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..
also autistic & i think the popularity of pov videos during quarantine made my problems with eye contact like a bazillion times worse 💔💔💔 what if i make eye contact with guy and he thinks im ant 💔
ngl kurtis' acting as the indoor boyfriend deserves a jordy
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POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time
remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO
@@nadsvol6 whyyy?
@@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other UA-camr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.
@@amandab722 WHAT?
@@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it
“Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020
I'm crying
Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day."
Me: *YES PLEASE*
fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀
the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭
How quickly people forget the past
@@blue-dabad33 Lockdown was actually fantastic for me
The fact that people on TikTok tricked the obsessively masculine fboys to recreate a scene from a gay love movie is incredible
And then they get confused why we don't love them as much as Timotheé or Armie aha
They wanna be Timothee SO bad
Timmy has what they don’t have, TALENTTT
Kevin H. IKR LMAO they’re so annoying
Ferb ! And a great personality 😌✨
every time he looks straight at the camera I lose three years of my life
I can't look for more than 3 seconds. I just really can't lol
POV I’m a demon and take three years off of your life every time I look at the camera
@@DarkShadic9632 what
Kurtis regenerates those years
He’s like Medusa
“I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT”
*-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*
The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album
That was the most beautiful song… brought tears to my eyes
i think about "the middle smirk" way too often
I guess it has that effect on people
Dead Slushie Walkin' It’s mesmerizing
@@p00niK yes, yes it is...
oop
Looking forward to that smirk on merch❤
“the coveted middle smirk” that is funniest thing u will ever say
Original, never done before, spectacular, absolutely stupendous, once in a life time...
The song Indoor Boyfriend has made Kurtis my favorite Disney prince.
i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.
The “Indoor Boyfriend Song” is now my official quarantine anthem
Exactly my words😄
Same
He should put it on streaming services
😂😂😂
Ares to
I like how kurtis realized it was an ant and not an aunt because it saw “a human” and not because it was _looking for food in the bathroom_
Kalyssia September what? Your family doesn’t store your food in the bathroom??
You don’t look for food in your bathroom?
The food is in the toilet guys
What about the fact that the ant caught feelings for her nephew? I thought that was more obvious because, y'know, incest 😬
@@haley5735 oh you know, insect, incest, same thing...
there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.
some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life
I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did
I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!
This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself
I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number
Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat?
Imagine,
“My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!”
“Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.”
“I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”
“My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”
"My indoor boyfriend got Ou and brought me a dead rat as a present"
“Emotionally lipsyncing a song? That’s not acting.” *Rupaul wants to know your location*
Lipsync for your life is a whole different level 😂
I’m your 1,000th like
rupaul thinks her own acting is acting
manila disagrees
Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie
I knew it was familiar
Lmao
I thought he's the barbie
r/rareinsults
Haha
Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside
HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think
Wait but what if it rains and shit
indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho
Homeboy must stink.
@@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*
They should make a romcom about the indoor and outdoor boyfriends falling in love but they cant be together. sadge
They just touch hands through a screen door and stare forlornly
The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.
Somerset Drayton it’s his birthday so we had to give him the extra greeting
Yaquelin Venegas Oh damn that’s true
His birthday was over a week ago. if kurtis expects us to celebrate his birthday for over 4 days, he’s high.
@@airbearsarrow3426 just calm tf down. he was celebrating his birthday and he hasn't uploaded until now.
Screw his uploading schedule! I demand satisfaction!
Kurtis really out here testing the theory we won’t riot without an extra greeting
I definitely noticed, I feel cheated
It was annoying honestly, it was funny the first few times and stopped the next thousand times
We have been hoodwinked, run-amuck, led astray, and completely baffled by what has happened. Smh.
*Sniffs* I just can’t believe he would do this to us..
BLASTFIMY !!
Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t”
Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*
I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting
FOLKS
His extra greeting are so goo it so sad
You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff
@T Dawg 👏
This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.
SAAAAME
no one:
absolutely no one:
kurtis conner’s middle smirk: :>
Middle smirk= Keith from TryGuys.
I’m never going to see one of their thumbnails without thinking of this now.
@@jessicaalter5100 OMG I was wondering why it was familiar
hahahah ikr how is that possible
•v•
c:
*Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting*
the world is actually ending
"it's not the end of the world"
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
#kurtisconnerisoverparty
Lol jk jk...
chill
Kurtis: theater kids are anoying...
Also Kurtis: goes full theater kid at the end
lmaooo
Not all theatre kids are trashboi garbagemen! That’s just me!
the song kinda sounds like a showtune 👀 lmao
Emma Rombold lmao I thought about that
As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔
FR SAAAAME
Same
Too bad. Fuck theater kids
I bet you're a cool one tho
FOR REAL
I know right
As a citizen of The kurtistown, I would like to objectify against our mayor due to the lack of the extra greeting . I’m completely devastated and did not think the day would come. The pain that I’m feeling right now, I would not wish it on my worst enemy.
A coup is what we demand
As another citizen of The Kurtistown, I declare that my mental health had a considerable decline after this lack of responsability, how could you Kurtis?
Our minds will forgot this with the time, but our hearths will always feel this lost, the pain.
R.I.P extra greeting
Era _ I'm signing whatever petition we are making for this
As a citizen of The Kurtistown, I completely agree, your point is clear and relatable for the other citizens. I’ve been feeling bad... horrible... awful. The lack of the extra greeting has increased the level of depression in our town, and this has to STOP. Let’s sign a petition and bring our extra greeting back, as it’s what we deserve and what we WILL get.
the end of this video with the indoor boyfriend musical feels like a fever dream
Most of Kurtis' videos honestly feel like a fever dream
The song did kinda slap
*”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*
HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY
@@hobijooh7397 *calmly*
Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.
I agree completely
@Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹
middle smirk Kurtis haunting my dreams
Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants
Valid
420 likes hell yeah
I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha
Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip
🥴🥵 thiqq nyah
So, um.... apparently “indoor boyfriend” is a real term. Basically they’re boyfriends who you are embarrassed to have around your friends and family. How’ve I never heard this before?
I actually read that term somewhere and when Kurtis brought it up, I was like "I'm pretty sure that exists." but I didn't know that it means like that.
That’s sad
If your embarrassed to be around them why even be with them. That’s fucked upppp
That's the saddest definition I've ever heard
@@vernahassenfeldt2015 usually the reason is sex. Or you're really invested in the belief that only you recognize their true beauty and you're more interested in keeping them to yourself than being proud of them in public
Tbh the lamp was the first thing I noticed. Beautiful and has warm lighting, good choice !
PoV: Kurtis is showing u the straight side of Tik Tok and u want him to stop
True
It's the insex side of titkok
Ikr
he Said furries and cosplayers?? Those are not straight %100
i love how it’s now gay tiktok and straight tiktok that’s so funny to me for some reason
Cody and Kurtis are gonna be best friends in the nursing home!
But Kurtis will attend Cody’s funeral and have like 20 years left.
I hope so
Oh yeah yeah
XLT_yaboi331 - they should do a collab
I can’t tell if I see you everywhere or there are just a bunch of people with that pfp
“Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis
It’s a human,
Between Alabama and zoophilia,
Yeeyee
@@buzzfeedhater I prefer Alabama over beastiality
because then they'd be blood related
Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night
imagine the outdoor boyfriend it’s probably worse. like he’s not allowed to go inside, he sleeps in the park and he has to ask people to get him food because he can’t go in stores.
i mean going to stores is probably an outdoor thing. do you think she has a stores boyfriend just to go shopping with or for romantic dinners?
Drive thru
Lara İpek Yes she probably has a store boyfriend, a car boyfriend and maybe some other ones
Marulani Rodriguez well he can’t go in a car so he would have to walk
You know there is another name for that right?
No one:
Kurtis: *turns 26*
Kurtis: I’m not changing for shit
Also Kurtis: *forgets extra greeting*
What about outdoor boyfriend? He never gets to go inside. Rain or shine, he's out there.
@KRISTI CARMONA I think you might be right, someone should go check on him...
For real my man could freeze out there 😔👊
@@maggieandrews7676 Someone get him blanket at least
Hey you copied my comment
He's is cavemen??!!
this dude is perfect to watch while faded and doing schoolwork bc i am not paying attention whatsoever and i randomly tune back in to a song about a man begging to go outside .
Kurtis Conner - singer, songwriter, actor, indoor boyfriend.
Ayla Gooding lets be honest you can just say he is the indoors
Don’t forget dancer (2:21)
@@emoboy42069 And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and UA-cam Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!!
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what the fuck.
"Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."
"We're her girlfriend, you stupid dick waffle." @Jordy
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THAT
The music in the background, I can't 😂
gsap o
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I wanna see that indoor boyfriend musical become reality because it was D E L I G H T F U L
11:47
just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)
“Middle smirk”
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The coveted middle smirk = • •
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That was so fucking funny
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*=v=*
Minnie Mouse but worse ^
I was not mentally prepared for Kurtis's middle smirk.
It's kinda hot though
👁u👁
I thought it was going to be a smile, but what I got was better
Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.
Sandra Fray yesss
I live for your truths
Hey fellow carry on fan
L
i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend
Kurtis why are you actually a good singer
I thought it was just a joke but your voice is literally beautiful
things not to thirst after:
-serial killers
-kidnappers
-ants
Jackie PT this spells ska
Ants do be kinda thicc tho
I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho
Ants are so thick doe 😳👌
What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute
This dude kept building on his ant joke through out the whole video I can’t get over it ✨flawless✨ ✨effortless✨ ✨COMEDY✨
Stfu
@@maximilianorodriguez3475 ?
@@maximilianorodriguez3475 ??
@@maximilianorodriguez3475 your first name is like 3 names had sexual intercourse and the result was a mess
@@lee2791 LOOOOOOL 😂😂😂
if kurtis became a weatherman i’d hope everyone would say “wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.”
POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression
Kurtis: “Even though I’m 26 I’m not changing.”
Also Kurtis: **forgets to do the extra greeting**
Me: “Well apparently you have.”
I miss my extra greeting!!
Same!
I WANT MY EXTRA GREETING THIS IS A S C A M
Yeah, that's the worst way to change as a person. Complete 180..
Good to see people aren't overreacting over nothing.
🤦
Omg tysm for all the likes!
kurtis: i’m not changing for shit
also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting
i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you
Omg I though I was the only one who saw it
Do you know how hard it is to hear “Jordy is sexually attracted to ants” when your name is Jordie?
Jordie Praska AHAHAH
Dear god, I hope this comment was ironic because I'd sincerely feel bad if it wasn't...
You’re attracted to ANTS??
Maliha Chowdhury uh... do you know what irony is?
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Not Cody Ko 💀
Yea it's a 4 year old video
Relax, it was made 4 years ago.
actually I pictured "indoor boyfriend" being more like "indoor cat," as in, if he was let outside he'd wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife and then get hit by a car
Lol (also good take about outdoor cats)
so essentially a criminal
if i let my indoor cat out, he'd probably just wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife
because we took him to the vet, and we have proof that he survived some kind of accident sometime in the past
Lmfao
i almost throwup from laughing thank you
okay but regardless of the whole missing extra greeting fiasco... this is one of your funniest videos to date. i was crying laughing at the song. well played, kurtis.
Agreed!! This brought me so much joy.
True 😂
plot twist: she's keeping the indoor and outdoor boyfriends separate because she knows they'll fall in love if they see each other
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
POV: I'm the outdoor boyfriend, you're the indoor boyfriend. You see me and we fall in love
prayers for melanie, play date was too good of a song for this
Kurtis: theatre kids are annoying
Also Kurtis: *writes, sings, and films an entire song*
nobody hates theater kids more than theater kids
cherryriot you’re right! we’re insufferable
cherryriot except for everyone. If you say “we’re not all like that” you are top tier annoying theater kid. It’s just facts
Glen K. Nobody hates us more than us
@@glenk.4124 don't get me wrong man anytime i say theater kids are insufferable im fully included in that description
POV: you're Kurtis Conner and seeing every citizen of Kurtistown is leaving because you forgot *extra greeting*
tøp uwu citizens lets gather our torches and pitchforks, we won’t stand for this 😔🤘🏽
Thando Simelane i agree i am grabbing my *forks*
Am sharpening my knife now
What the fuck is with the extra greeting?
So you’re telling me that Indoor Boyfriend ISN’T what Rapunzel sang in Tangled?
or Anna from Frozen
i was gonna say "when will my life begin who?"
The lamp really added to this video. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Kurtis did NOT need to throw out those top notch vocals like that ✨🤭
But no extra greeting so now we have to elect a new mayor for Kurtistown.
brethnew how dare you
@@Helphelphelp I'm just spittin' truth
@@brethnew is this the start of a revolution?
brethnew don’t be a traitor
Lmfaooo the “coveted middle smirk” was unexpected but very much appreciated
It send me off
He looks like the grinch
JoJo Knapper he’s coming for Jim Carrey’s brand
Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*
Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?
T Dawg hopefully 😥
Fucking asshole
Also has a lamp now
KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE
Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :')
Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.
POV: You’re lying in bed having a silent breakdown over Krutis forgetting about giving you your second greeting.
Krutis
Lmao
Krutis
You took that joke from the Baby Geniuses video too seriously. *”words I forgot* my nickname would be Krut.”
Krutis? Krut it out!
Who's krutis??
He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.
YES this comment is underrated
1000th like
Stoooopppppp
Lmaooo
Oh my god..
This indoor boyfriend song is so weirdly relatable in quarantine
Martine Bouman which one that lol
Indoor boyfriend is hit of the year lol
Yeah i miss sexy ants too
Wow, just stumbled across this video and seeing baby curtis say he's old is crazy